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Charlie was legit on death's door last year and now she is not only still here to ruthlessly snuggle against me all night long, but she has also taken to parkouring off the side of the mattress and physically jump-kicking the bed out of place. Just for fun.
.........This stupid cat is the only thing keeping me alive I stg
#Alto's pets#Charlieposting#cats#pets#Charlie the cat#(If you're wondering: She was literally starving herself to death from being around Big Steve)#(As in his sheer existence was physically making her too anxious to eat)#(she's since gotten over it lol)#(they still don't get along but they can now be around each other for several weeks without her exploding)#(The vet said it was the dumbest case he's ever seen)#(And now I have special gel to rub into her ears to make her hungry enough to eat whenever she's anxious)
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i am 100% convinced charles has bought a collar for erik
some pet shop employee now thinks that charles has a dog
one day charles and erik end up going to that pet shop together to get something for francesca and the employee asks charles how his dog is doing
crying cause i know charles would have to get a big collar and this poor clerk just thinkin this man's got a big german shepherd or somethin at home to make sure he's ok and well. at least half of that is right !!!!!!!!
#nsft#in context i guess#snap chats#not this hypothetical clerk just thinkin to themselves like 'oh francesca's just a little thing .. i wonder how she gets along with the dog#Because Its Such A Big Dog Right Its Gotta Be but the second they ask charles and erik are just pin-drop quiet#charles can only react fast enough just to SORT OF evade suspicious all#'dog what doG MY DOG THATS RIGHT. my dog that i bought my dog collar for THAT dog :))))) who is a dog.....'#meanwhile The Dog is quickly walking to the cat aisle to look at treats#he cant stand the smell of the pet store but its better than listening to charles fumble around instead of just erasing the clerks memory#Stupid Charles And His Morals Blah Blah Blah
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the uhs uhmm the to be continode love that one
#the broken code#tbc#bristlefrost#rootspring#shadowsight#warrior cats#this arc was actually fun in terms of thinking about how the characters looked along witb sum of their dynamics#sadly had to cover up bristles cool tail pattern because shadowsight is so WIDE#anyways speaking on shadowsight he seems like the type of guy to be a third wheel like always#and ppl would be like omg i cant imagine u in a relationship what and hed be like yeah me neither lol#and then realize hes got the aroace#its me btw im projecting#shadow says trans rights#boy i wonder who my fav is#also btw since U CANT TELL BECAUSE SHADDERS IS HIDING IT briss and rootbeer have stars on their fur for the prophecyyy#shadowsight does not get a star
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I have to be there for the sonespio enjoyers all 3 of you. They scream-sing Jrock together they watch shonen anime together espio tries to get sonic to watch death note and he falls asleep immediately. They go outside and throw rocks at things and then at each other. Burden of being responsible older siblings when all they want to do is just be kids themselves. Feeling like they cant truly express feelings because they have to be strong and/or positive all the time. Can you IMAGINE the slumber party past-midnight talks these kids would have. Fuckin hell this is all mostly platonic still sorry i cant do romance anymore even when i try lmao
Espio 🤝 Sonic 🤝 Knuckles 🤝 Shadow
Immense sense of duty and responsibility
#i feel that shadow and espio would get along but in a much different way#sonic is the one who drives most of the things they do together yknow. he'll suggest stuff#but shadow and espio would both naturally retreat into themselves so theyd just kinda end up parallel existing like cats do.#rouge picks shadow up from the chaotix's apartment like 'how did things go' 'we didnt do anything it was wonderful'#sonic and espio are so. unlikely friendship you have in mid/high school that kind of changes your life but youre both awkward-#-kids who r still not comfortable with vulnerability so its just an unspoken Thing but no less significant. to me#sonespio#⚡️#quinn.txt#they make fucking naruto OCs listen this is my vision espio draws them and theyre self inserts. espio makes comics about them#theyre named like. Swift and Shuriken. full-time badasses
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Hey guys. gay rights
#i already made the sonic one a while bc yknow. kinnie stuff youve all seen my blog theme#but then i was wearing my Fearless Year of Shadow(tm) shirt along with it and my irl bff was like.#'why are you wearing a sonic bracelet with that shirt if you love shadow so much 🤨' *#(he doesnt know much about sth stuff but ive infodumped abt shadow and his backstory to him many times)#and i was like 😭😭 BECAUSE I DONT HAVW A SHADOW KANDI BUT I WANNA MAKE ONE. I WILL SOON#so. now i do!! taking my ad/derall on the weekends always make me want to make more kandi. its great!#and yknow what else it makes me want to do...... talk more on here >:3333#me and my dad are gonna go to a local jazz festival this afternoon bc our jazz combo is playing at it!!#itll be fun. my dad said hes gonna get some food from this really good breakfast place on the way thwre#which is not the best part. the best part is outside the shop there is a wonderful kitty cat who hangs around the parking lot#bc hes owned by the ppl who own the bar right next door#its so great. everybody knows him (the cat) and loves him. the v/ape shop next door has a tip door set up for him even though the#bar owner ppl take care of him and take him to the vet nd stuff. my dad found a faceb/ook page somebody made for him#and apparently it just has pictures of ppl at the bar holding him. its so great and hilarious. this cat is so loved#by the v/ape shop people. by random people at this beachtown bar. by the breakfast shop people.#anyways uh. this post was abkut kandi wasnt it 😭😭😭 lol#cherry chortles#anyways the add/er/all also usually makes me want to look at and sort through my pkmn card collection. so imma do that#because my dads friend (and my friend too i guess! me and him exchange cat photos bc he has this adorable chunky cat named gremlin) that we#play bar trivia with on tuesdays (dw its not really even a bar. its mostly a restaurant) asked me abt my pokemon card collection#bc the final question was to put a few franchises (it was like. dora the ecplora and spide/rman etc. and pokemon) in order of revenue#and obvs pokemon was the top. bc of factors like the trading cards so thats how that came up#we didnt bet any of our points btw but we almost! got it right! the order was pk/mn dora spidamen friends (the tv seies) but we had spidman#as second. but we still won!! our team is on a two game winning streak!!! we always split the money so next week ill get another 8 dolla >:3#wow i havent hit tag limit yert#lol. yall'll open the 'see all tags' thing and boom. do you love the color of the sky type shit 😭😭😭#sorry that sounds too much like aave. i (white baby) cant be sayin that#cherrys kandi#okay well i had a tag with a verse from the ultimarw showdown bc i didnt know what else to say#but with my kandi tag and these two tags i have hit tag limit. thank you folks ill be here all night
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Poll adventure (paventure? lol) Day 5: read the small story tidbit below the poll for more details, OR just vote based on initial impression
(✦ see past poll results + further information HERE (link) ✦)
The winning option of yesterday's poll was that the adventurer should choose a suspicious egg as his gift ….
"He carefully plucks the egg from the gift pile, wrapping it in spare fabric and tucking it away inside a small wooden box within his backpack for safety. Not really wanting to stick around and get accidentally pulled into scary underground tunnels or something, he shakily bids the Well Creature farewell, and continues on through the forest, just following whatever he can find that looks vaguely like a path.. He makes an occasional stop to pick up a cool rock, harvest berries, or let the cat play in the grass, but mostly just wanders aimlessly, lost in daydreams and contemplations of how his New Fun Life Of Spontaneous Adventure is going so far......
Eventually, the forest tapers off into a more open area of land, hosting what seems like a humble little village. By this point, it's nearly nightfall, which reminds him that he's actually quite afraid of the dark, so he scrambles about town for a moment until finally finding the local Inn. After nervously stumbling inside, he rents the cheapest room available, then sits alone, snacking on some free leftover food scraps and plain water. It's been a tiring day, but in the spirit of becoming an adventurer and pushing himself to have as many experiences as possible, he figures he could hang around downstairs a little longer, perhaps get one more thing done before bed -- What should he do?"
#paventure posting#polls#choose your own adventure#Sorry I have the opposite problem to people who make characters who are too overpowered and good at everything lol#Everyone has to be fumbling around in roles that are not actually suited towards them that much (like a wandering#adventurer who is also afraid of the dark . not generally all that brave. instead of a trusty steed or something useful#he has like 5 coins and a piece of bread and a little cat. etc#) but that's the point! He wants to get out and try. He doesnt' actually know much what being an adventurer entails but he still wants to#go and adventure and see the world. leave whatever his old life was behind and just let himself be led by whatever paths happen#to present themselves to him - in the hopes that at some point along the way he'll end up with something fulfilling or know#where he actually belongs. blah blah generic adventuring stuff. so on and so forth. He can't have too specific of motivations really#just by the nature of everything he does being randomly voted on lol. So just 'generally seeking to be on a journey' works.#I wonder if that's the fantasy world version of a mid-life crisis. People reach a certain age and are just like 'I'm going to leave#my village and wander around and see what happens!!' and sometimes it works out and they become a famous#cartographer or a well known knight or work their way into a job in castle or etc. etc. and then others just return home after#like a week or something with no money and a broken arm lol#ANYWAY#I wanted to have so many options since an Inn is a good place where many branching paths could come from like. there could be such a#variety of people to talk to and things you could do there. but I'm still trying to limit it to 6 or less options each time#I wanted to have a second mysterious hooded figure described as trying very hard to look much more mysterious than#the first hooded figure but there isn't room for that with the text limits lol. but I thought it would be funny with like.. the fantasy#trope of there always being some shadowy guy in a corner in a tavern or something. but then you look and there's another even more shadowy#guy. then you look in the next corner and there's an even MORE shadowy guy. and sometimes they all stare at each other from#across the room. one of them pulls their hood down a bit and the other does it and they keep doing it until their faces are so covered they#cant see anymore. etc. etc. ANYWYA Ghbjhb#yeah! day 5!
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what kind of. cat do you think kaeya would be?
in my mind he's a very fluffy blue cat with an eyepatch- no i will not specify what type of cat. I don't know any, I regrettably know more about dogs...
for some reason ive thought about this extensively except im not super knowledgeable about cat breeds so bear with me lol. i think he'd be a russian blue. have u seen those? i dont know why that sort of cat specifically feels like kaeya to me but it's a very strong mental image. those are usually short hair though and cat kaeya absolutely needs to have floof. can you imagine his power if he was naturally poofy and didnt need to achieve it through a fur jacket? crazy. anyway blue eyes obviously. well blue eye. a full like real life cat with an eyepatch is an extremely funny thought lmao though to make it more rooted in reality he'd just be missing the right eye. anyways yeah these are my very educated thoughts on cat kaeya
#i want a cat kaeya in my house</3#he'd get along w my safira#this is the silliest ask ive ever gotten. that's a compliment thank you#askpilled#kaeyaposting#kaeya alberich#wondering about what kind of cat diluc would be now. literally no clue#a black cat maybe..
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Today may be the best day of my life. Read more in the tags
#I woke up happy#I had incredible morning sex where we both came together#my new apartment is clean and wonderful#I walked next door to the store and picked up stuff to make a really great breakfast#it was raining and thundery all day which is so perfect esp after this drought#my cats are finally getting along and they played and cuddled all day#I played video games with my husband for most of the day#I took a bath for the first time in an age since my last apartment didn’t have one#and then THE BEST NEWS EVER:#My former voice teacher called and offered me the lead role in my university’s faculty production of one of my favorite operas#he said he couldn’t think of anyone else to play this role and it pays SUPER WELL#BABYS FIRST TITLE ROLE!!!!!!!!!!! I’ve waited so long for this 😭😭😭#my younger self would think I am so fucking cool#I scheduled a Covid booster and flu shot for tomorrow I can’t be getting sick now!#oh and I ate a raw tomato and enjoyed it for the first time after a lifetime of hating tomatoes but wanting to like them#so yeah this is the best day of my whole goddamn life
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"I have never had an original experience" neither have I, we have never met and probably never will but we are still connected by big things and things that seem so trivial that we both assumed they were unique to us. But isn't it so beautiful that no matter what we are doing there is someone in another place and time, doing it right along with us?
"x has been done before" no experience is unique. all art is born out of connection. rejoice in being part of something bigger than yourself
#sometimes i get emotional thinking about someone doing the same thing as me#like earlier i was petting my cat and i wondered how many people were petting their cats at the exact same time. or how many people have and#will pet their cats in all of time. and i am just so happy that we live in a world so full of people petting their cats along with me#caleb rambles
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asfjksah I always feel kind of... guilty?? getting tips. it rarely happens, mind; but sometimes it feels like getting something for nothing if I'm not left any kind of instructions. plus I'm horrible with followthrough if I don't know what I'm supposed to be doing.
#if someone was buying something or comming me it'd probably be different; my brain can parse a transaction well enough#I wonder if my mom will even let me spend it on pizza tho lmao#dunno what else I'd get tho?#most of what I need is already accounted for; and so far as I know the detergent she wanted my help with hasn't gone on sale yet#she probably wouldn't even hold me to it tho; especially not since I've been doin things for her wrt the cat#basically she's not supposed to go up and down stairs for a while. she unfortunately has not been listening to this all the way#even tho SHE was the one that told ME -_- anywho; she's been using the side porch with the bigger set of steps like usual#and she even went upstairs to give banjo fresh water the other day; that's a full flight of steps#bc my ass was asleep hh. even tho she TOLD ME. bleh. idk how that woman's mind works. anyways.#anyways I'm gonna try to make more adopts or whatever and hope some frugal furry comes along and thinks they're a steal#for now I have to sort out supper tho. it's late enough that she might not let me do it tonight... it's almost 9 and it can take like...#an hour sometimes#depending. then there's tip and delivery fee which are somehow separate things and multiple places do it like that#we could do pickup but it's fuckin late so not tonight#might wait a bit on it. I WILL have me a pizza night or SOMETHING tho#with some pizza and some fizzy. someway somehow.#but in order to work I really do need to eat something
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MY BABY.
#da:v#i played just enough to make my rook and then the cat woke up#ive barely started but I like to think Varric gets along with them because they remind him of Purple Hawke#aka His Hawke whom hes in love with because heck it if i cant upload my save state then all bets are off#except Hawke is more bitingly sarcastic and overall jaded by life in comparison to Rook#who still has that wonderous spark in their heart#anyway my Rook is apart of the dead people cult so they're kind of contradictory in a few ways#they've got the top scars because Yes Finally
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Finally got around to clipping Sephie's claws and holy shit were those sharp. Literally he could step on you and you'd bleed
#it's no wonder Cloud is scared of him#oh. right. I'm like 70% sure that Cloud is scared of Sephiroth#we were switching which room was the “isolation room” so that whichever cat is alone would have more space#and the two cats locked eyes#Sephiroth got too close and i had to quickly grab Cloud as he charged at him#i struggled to get him locked away in the room#the moment he no longer had Sephiroth in his sights he stopped squirming#the first thing he did? rub his face on my hand#he looked so sad#no one else seems to believe me when i say that Cloud's hostile reaction is most likely through fear#I'm worried i wont be able to get them to tolerate one another before i move out#especially since SOMEONE keeps fuckin up the process#by. oh i dont know. shoving both cats in a dog cage together so they'd “get along”#i am still pissed about that#sorry for the rant. I'll send a few cat picks to make up for it
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My worst fear is getting rabies from a seemingly harmless animal. I tend to get along greatly with animals, and that’s who I’ve been since I can remember. It’s impuse to want to help/ befriend them.
The day I stopped just.. walking up to wildlife and petting/ feeding them was the day in middle scheme when we were held nearly an hour after school because of a couple rabid raccoons trying to get into the building. They looked normal at first, just it being weird that they were awake during the day. But then.. ya know. Rabies really began to show just as animal control got to them.
Cartoons messed people up on what rabies looks like. Ppl think of a rabid animal and assume it's always snarling and frothing at the mouth and ready to attack. Rabid animals can appear really friendly because they lose human fear and they might approach you supposedly looking for food. It might look like a deer stumbling in circles and limping and falling over as if it's injured and disoriented. Might looks like a fox repeatedly trying and failing to stumble to its feet and unable to pick its head up. Their brains are melting. They might seem angry but they might also seem confused or injured or in need. But if you try to help that injured crying fox you could end up getting bit by an animal that's basically already dead and then your brain will melt too
#I don’t think I’ve ever witnessed anything as haunting as a deer with rabies#I was changed that day. that’s for sure bc jfc#I won’t go into details bc no one wants to read that but fuck dude#also thinking back on it.. how??? tf have I never caught rabies#since I can remember I have been really good with animals#even wild ones#like it’s a running joke in my family that I’m a Disney character bc how well I get along with them#like??#when I was in elementary there were sighting of a mountain lion in the area#most people who didn’t see said cat chalked it up as a rumour#my mom knew it wasn’t a rumour!! wanna know why???#I fed that overgrown cat pop tarts!!!#also until unnamed farmers destroyed part of my land! there was a fox den in the corner of my yard! who I would also feed!! and pet!!#bear cubs I hung out with when I was younger!#how tf am i alive????#genuinely looking back on it.. how-#no wonder why my mother was terrified of me being outside alone omg
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I always kinda laughed at the different types of lives our parents came from
Well educated social media analyst (once only *shrugs*)
Poor brilliant devil (if not crazy and wrapped up in hedonism....especially with sex)
A south and a north. The one in the north(fuck you north is still north even easterly which is west)
#like beach shot....like all the way down#and that's like that's interesting I want the north though#and yes I would have been fine with any “modest” home there#rocks in the path is kinda a deal breaker though#hand jives and cat's paw#you want to use me to play a game with string#like ok#you're like ok we got here but I don't know what to do now#hand in the string I'm holding staring right at me#ugh yeah I know a guy who can get some copper phone wire#she's looking at me like I know you're hokding out#I'm like I'll share with you.....but you always got this tag along#and man it FEELS like we would sneak kisses#but it was like a game within a game#you must have grown a lot from the shoes#a waif...I mean yeah you were tiny#it wasn't an insult....you were just...so tiny#I could just....easily pick you up and do stuff to you#like piggyback ride sure....hands on ass#gotta keep you up *#wink#she's all smiles#whatsapp.....*years later* thisisapp#might have been opening new Tabitha's along the way#bewitched was a show and the girl at school was wonder woman to me though#I don't think I needed to use your name much#you just.....knew#special back rubs for coloring crazy thou#I do remember that#what was it sticking our tongues out and touching them we didn't know what the fuck we were doing
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Damn my executives have been functioning so good today I've barely had time to post.
#always a little bittersweet when that happens because I wonder if I'm going to wake up crazy again tomorrow#but that's a problem for tomorrow. For today I've gotten a lot accomplished around the house. Just forced myself to sit down.#laundry out the dryer and immediately folded levels of executive function. Put most of it away. Got distracted by my cats#difficult to play with them since there's 7. Another cat will always come along to chase whatever toy I threw#and then when they realize there's two of them chasing the same thing they awkwardly lick themselves and walk away#Trying to get them to lose a little weight. None of them are like obese obese and they run around just fine but still.#Quite chunky despite me cutting down on the food#I'm rambling. Racing thoughts. Bad sign! Problem for tomorrow me. May he get up and make himself a decent breakfast#I was very irritable yesterday too. First time I was high energy + so extremely irritable.
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