#no way y’all talk like this please .

[clover-46]

the writers on here making the miguel fics need to remember his fangs inject paralytic venom hes not a real vampire it was just a joke in the movie 😭

oh but i still want him to bite me don’t get me wrong idgaf if they have venom 🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️

[gothiccsiren]

All these JJK fans saying they’re dropping the manga because their fave died

[cressthebest]

okay lol i made a post a while back asking what stories y’all wanted to hear about me. well, this one is about my second time having sex

so i was 16, almost seventeen, and also, i (they/she/he) am demisexual! my ex will be going by the random ass name of aiden (they/he)

so aiden and i are getting jiggy with it. they are like sitting on top of me, we’re making out, my shirt was just removed. like, we’re very much going at it. and then they sit up.

and looks at me and goes, “hold up. i have a song for this.”

and i’m like laying down and i was literally about to get laid. but i’m like. “okay…”

and he pulls out his phone to play a song, and they pull it up, show me the screen. look below the cut and see what horrors i beheld. i-

this is the image i see on his phone. i- WHAT? and for those of you who don’t immediately recognize this song, you’re quite lucky.

and then the song starts playing. and. y’all just need the full experience.

he starts playing Two Trucks by LEMON DEMON halfway through SEX.

and they’re like, “you know, two trucks, because it’s our second time”

my absolute SHOCK. y’all- i- i look at them and go: “okay.” and then i pause the song and say, “you’re lucky i love you”

and i put the phone up. and, i’m so ashamed to admit, after the phone was put up, we went back to what we were doing. y’all, i can’t make this up in my wildest dreams.

this is a lovely party story i tell people. i typically just leave out the part about continuing sex. but it’s a real showstopper.

so yeah..

[formulawolff]

toto wolff is an ugly zionist don’t post on the lewis tag

how about you come off of anon and say that?

the post was related to lewis’ instagram story? about him addressing the strategy from last weekend? about him discussing the fact that everything is all good with the team for people to stop speculating?

i was talking about the posts from lewis directly so i think it’s okay for me to post on the lewis tag! :)

i think it’s okay for me to post whatever i would like 🩷

[blupengu]

Oh how naive I was…

[tariah23]

It’s kind of annoying and slightly awkward seeing ppl on tumblr talk about the Kendrick drake beef when most of these ppl don’t even care about or listen to hip hop, let alone, music by black artists to begin with if I’m being honest…

[robotic-rin]

Fandom: Gravity Falls

Relationship: Bill Cipher/Ford Pines

Rating: Explicit

Word Count: 14,000

Summary: Ford hated to say he was struggling to keep up the pace on the portal, but he was. Between working himself to exhaustion and reckoning with unresolved post-karaoke night feelings, how could anyone expect him to focus on writing equations? Noticing his distraction, his enigmatic muse offers to help him out, but Bill only does favors for humans if he knows he’s going to get something out of it as well.

Or: Ford wants to be studied like a scientific experiment, Bill wants to be worshipped like a god.

Main Tags: Triangle Bill Cipher, Pre-Portal Incident (Gravity Falls), Blow Jobs, Dream Sex, Praise Kink, Consensual Possession, Masturbation, Anal Fingering, Mirror Sex, Overstimulation, Forced Orgasm, Multiple Orgasms, Degradation, Possessive Behavior, Religious Imagery & Symbolism, Psychological Smut, Manipulative Bill Cipher

[neil-jortson]

I cannot begin to describe my level of confusion rn

[gutsygremlin]

To those of you who interpret and write Hobie Brown as lazy, stupid, dirty, callous, arrogant, and mean: do you think that about all of us like that?

[gregmarriage]

feel like i always have to have something to say™️ when i text my friends, but like, i always have to remind myself that i could just say hi, or like send funny image™️ and it will be fine ☺️ <(clenching fists)

[dirt-grub]

If you’re currently ONLY posting about the Israelis that are doing good things for Palestine/are against what their country is doing and pointing out when certain protestors that are not affiliated with the whole of the free Palestine movement are being antisemitic know I can fucking see you. Obviously these are important things to talk about as Israel does not equal all Jews and antisemitism should be called out every time because it’s fucking serious and disgusting that another entire group of people is being blamed for this genocide other than the colonists in charge and Zionists supporting it but you’re telling on yourself as only interested in covering your own ass and it’s embarrassing. I don’t know how you can see hundreds if not thousands of entire bloodlines being wiped from this earth and instantly think well um hashtag not all Israelis and that’s it. Again. I don’t blame the majority of the Israeli people for what’s happening I blame the governments tied up in this and those in the military who happily post bragging about the shit they stole and destroyed on tiktok. You may not have technically done anything pro Israel but like I said you’re obviously only interested in covering your ass and continuing to be seen as a good person without engaging with the absolute horror the apartheid state of Israel is carrying out and checking your pre existing beliefs.

[deityofhearts]

ya know it’s honestly funny and weirdly comforting when my friends call me a fake gremlin or green tea bitch because like despite that they still love me and like having me around

[starlooove]

Ur white kids wouldn’t be so easy to radicalize if y’all spoke about race and being actively anti racist in ur homes btw

[hunrising]

nobody:

harris reed under every ig post from harry: my little munchkin pink pumpkin starboy uwu baby

alessandro michele under every ig post from harry: 🍒🍓🍇🍉

[hangmanbradshaw]

Oh I absolutely need to know this 💫

-what is your favorite kind of comment/feedback?

Omg okay! I am blown away by the amazing comments and messages I get every single time. I literally love every message like I’m not kidding when I say it’s what inspires me to keep writing and sharing (I love writing so much but it’s the community aspect that makes it magic.) But favorite? Honestly when I get long messages that’s just play by play reactions or screaming about a favorite thing or like….when people tell me it actually genuinely impacted them in some way cuz that’s the ultimate compliment I think. Creating a world or story from my heart and it actually becoming something to someone in some way? Sticks with you? The ultimate high. Makes my entire day and I’ll never stop being shocked by it.

[mittir-the-bitter]

How I feel seeing queer discourse on here