still think its soooo weird they dont let men have hair on their chests on tv............ like... what......? i mean whatever someone's preference is - fine, but there's NO WAY there are no rl people who wouldnt prefer that, nevermind the characters, or in-verse show time periods where it's more than appropriate.
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tf2 ship tier list only having zhanna as an option for miss pauling. literally 1984/j
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why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees
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minecraft movie but it’s a ghibli-esque animated film about surviving in the wilderness with a healthy balance of legitimately tense monster sequences and relaxing building, farming, and mining. under no circumstances will it be longer than 90 minutes. steve will not be white
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boys: jacking off
girls: jilling off
non binary : ferching a pail of water
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fake ass idgafer. I saw you gazing off into the distance like you were looking at something far away, something no one else could see but you
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that scene in tlo where thalia tells percy he can't start feeling sorry for luke bc luke made his choices. and thalia reveals that the reason they couldn't make it to camp in time for all of them to make it to camp was bc luke kept picking fights. and annabeth never saw this as wrong bc luke was her hero. so thalia had to pick up the pieces. and percy thinking both that luke was put in a cruel position and that luke was putting others in a cruel position. and percy is the only character who understood both sides of luke bc annabeth sees only the best of him and thalia sees only the worst. and that's why percy is the prophecy kid and the one who gives luke the knife. bc annabeth had spent the entire series essentially giving luke the knife when he didn't deserve it. and thalia was never going to give luke the knife. but percy is the only one who can see exactly when luke deserves the knife.
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