#no slacker life

[iikisa]

oh ho.. slacker life?

[nonexistentirl]

LCF readers at the start of the story when the side characters mistook Cale to be a "good person": pfft, you fools. You couldn't have been more wrong about him. You've all just been scammed. That guy is only using you for his own benefit.

LCF readers a few hundred chapters in: wait- they actually were kinda right?? We were the fools who got scammed into believing whatever he said? Goddamn.

[dan-ish]

Cale's sloth test

Alberu: someone is stuck in the sloth test? Well , it couldn't be Cale Henituse, that man always talks about being a slacker but he doesn't know how to relax, it could be anyone but him...

Raon : This is my human!! I can feel his powers inside!!

Alberu: WHAT!?

Cale in the so called sloth test : (working to get info from CJG , fighting hunters , revealing the secrets of his past and kind of skamming the test to leave only when he wanted to go; totally not relaxing or anything obviously) Yeah, I'm the boss here stupid test .

[shrimpfriedeggs]

cale x chair studies

[loot-and-cake]

[tooselfaware]

White radish to Cale: We are similar. You are now my fated enemy.

Alberu to Cale: We are similar. You are now my younger brother.

Duke Fredo to Cale: We are similar. You are now my son.

Cale: I just wanna be a slacker. Now give me cookies and money.

Raon: Yes, we're gonna live happily ever after with your cookies and money.

[noxiousgrace]

Tcf memes cuz I'm bored

[xx3bvvx]

Meeting your future self:

Cale: So... Will we get our slacker life?

Future! Cale: I wish that too.

Cale: wh...why?

Future! Cale: Do you know Choi Han?

Cale: Yes! I was going to feed him.

Future! Cale: let that bitch beat you!!

[blueteller]

[freyadragonlord]

If chapter 1 Cale could see what chapter 200 Cale is up to he'd have a fucking stroke

[wandering-tides]

ALL HAIL GOD FIVE COLOUR LIGHT... CALE HENITUSE‼️

[iikisa]

a little comic i made a long time ago

slacker life haha 🙉🛑

[nonexistentirl]

One of the stupidest possible moves by Cale Henituse, aspiring rich slacker, was taking up the role of Commander during the war. He could have had Alberu operate things in the front. All the allies could have listened to him in secret while the public would remain unaware.

The moment he decided to take up the role of Supreme Commander, it was all over. I knew he was destined to be protagonist no matter how much he denied it.

[justanotherpjofan]

Whenever I reread I can't help but laugh at Cale's inability to see just how bad of a misstep he is taking until it is too late.

Mister sorry to inform you but you are such a clown 🤡

[yanaspritesblog]

["Even if I die, I won't take any of your hearts."]

still cant believe i churned this out in less than two hours. author-nim, you made me cry. 😭

i think im starting to see a pattern with my fic recs here. 🙂‍↕️

day #5 of my nearly everyday fanart challenge.

poison in my veins (sacrifice in my bones) by cywscross

[loot-and-cake]

Cale: "The only thing I can trust is money."

Choi Han, who would literally die for Cale, joined him throughout all his adventures, and just sighs in defeat when Cale was up to one of his liberating missions instead of complaining like any sane individual: "..."

Alver, who bent laws like clay for Cale so that the redhead wouldn't get seen law-breaking, trusted him with his deepest secrets, and served him tea manually even though he could call a servant to do the job: "..."

Literally everybody else: "..."

Cale: "Money and slacker life are the only things I believe in."