#no sirrrrrr

[pocketsizedann]

Who do you think you are - the king?

No, I’m his son - Arthur

[energon-depo]

LIGHTS OUT! a 5 chapter fanfic about ratchet and smokescreen fixing the power outage in the base

[dixidin]

[yourfriendlyneighbourhoodsimp]

bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh declan's cheeky ass grin right before the surprise announcement of bringing rupert onto the show for valentine's day

SIR I-

rahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i need him, im afraid. send help yall

[omppupiiras]

a quickkkk rough translation if anyone's interested:

"I put ketchup on almost all foods"

Artist Jere Pöyhönen is not a morning person and he uses the snooze-button, and you shouldn't ask for cleaning tips from him. In his daily life he tries to avoid unnecessary complaining, because at the end of the day things are pretty good.

In the morning when I wake up, I hit the snooze button and keep laying in bed. Sometimes I snooze for 1-2 hours if I'm not in a hurry to get anywhere. I am for sure a night person, so my mornings are slow.

For breakfast I usually eat porridge, to which I add peanut butter and honey, and with it I have a cup of berry tea. Breakfast is something I've tried to get better at, because when you're in a rush it's easy to skip it.

To me it's a luxury to spend relaxed time with my close ones. The best thing is to spend a slow evening with friends, for example a barbeque party. Friends and food - there's no better combo!

I get inspiration for cooking from my mom. Mom likes trying different foods, and everytime I visit I grab a few recipes for my backpocket. Last time I made a chicken and potato casserole dish inspired by my mom.

In my shopping basket you'll often find chili-cheese-sausages and an energy drink. The latter I've tried very hard to consume less. They're not good for your teeth or wallet.

My specialty dish is thai mince meat with rice. For seasoning I use oyster sauce, garlic, sugar, basil and chili. When I was younger I liked to bake a lot, but I stopped when I moved out on my own.

I wish I'd learn to eat more regularly, every few hours. When your job is being on the move, sometimes the times between meals get too long. When you're hungry it's easier to snack on treats, like chocolate and chips.

My normal home evening ends in front of the TV either on the living room couch or in my bedroom. Usually I always watch a tv show or a movie before bed.

My best money saving tip is buy discounted food items at a good price. Then it's handy to immediately put them in the freezer at home and cook later.

I scrimp on bread toppings, like cheeses and cold cuts. I'm not brand loyal with them and usually choose what i grab first.

I get fancy with my glögi, I am its biggest consumer! It's my favorite drink and I have it all year.

My everday superpower is that I don't take things too seriously. Everyday I am grateful for what I get to do for a living, and I don't ever take it for granted. In general I think it's good to avoid complaining too much and try to keep a positive mindset: at the end of the day things are pretty good.

I clean at home about once a week, but I admit, I could be better. I don't spend a lot of time at home, so sometimes my clothes get everywhere and the dishes get piled up in the sink. You shouldn't ask for cleaning tips from me!

My guilty pleasure is squirting ketchup in mince meat soup. It tastes excellent in there. In general I have ketchup with pretty much all foods.

My Pirkka hack is using baking soda to get rid of stains. It's especially great with textiles. With baking soda I've gotten rid of many stains and dirt off of the couch.

[accio-victuuri]

xiao zhan on set of legend of zanghai ♥️♥️♥️

[tuttle-did-it]

MIKE WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

[reefs-camp-blog]

sometimes im fine then i remember poseidon hugged his son in front of everyone then im Not Fine

[hollandwhore]

👁️👄👁️

[hockeyboi]

[catz4ever]

EVERYONE SHUT UP!

SAM JUST POSTED THIS ON HIS INSTA STORY.

ALL HE SAID WAS "GO WATCH EPISODE FOUR NOW STREAMING"

SIR! SIRRRR! I ALREADY DID! WHAT IN THE HELL IS THIS?! WHERE WAS THIS POINT OF VIEW DURING ADAR'S ENTRANCE?!!!! ARE WE GETTING MORE OF THIS ENCOUNTER IN EPISODE FIVE?!?!

HELLLLLLP!

I. AM. UNWELL.

@baddybaddyadardaddy @orehuna @theamethystvampiress @bigblissandlove1 @eowyn7023 @magpiehistoryandart @toddthekiwibird @clumsycopy

[obikinetic]

Day 22: Scratchy

[anthemofgvf]

NONONONONONONONONONO OMG IM HAVING A CRISIS

[lanadelreyscokewhor3]

hey what the fuck

[cuddlypillow]

[asraindarkness]

i can’t believe we got daddy kink joke but my boys aren’t trending already. what society are we living in these days??????