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[shapeofshifter]

[ Introduction ]

Hello!! My names are Martin/Elias. I wanted to start a blog to rant about otherkin and therian stuff but i am not very good at being active online.. I'll just post whenever i feel like it me thinks :3 feel free to dm me or interact in any way !! I am a big enjoyer of questions..

[ Info ]

[ I am 6teen ] [ My blog is not safe for littles or age regressors!! despite being a dreamer myself. i do not consider my content suitable :( ] [ I am trans masc. aroace. gay. polyamorous and genderless :3 ] [ I am a pronouns + xenogender + name hoarder ]

[ Pronouns ]

[ He/They/It ] [ Sh3/Hxr/H☆rs/H♡rselfs ] [ H3/Hxm/H☆s/H♡mself ] [ Th3y/Thxm/Th☆irs/Th♡mself ] [ Xe/Xemself ] [ Mew/Meowself ] [ Bite/Biteself ] [ Vix/Vixen ] [ Fau/Faunself ] [ Star/Starself ] [ Pon/Ponyself ] [ Arf/Barkself ] [ Fog/Fogself ] [ Eye/Eyeself ]

[ Interests ]

[ Podcasts: The Magnus Archives. The Magnus Protocol. Malevolent. Welcome To Night Vale ] [ Shows: Good Omens. Hannibal NBC. Madoka Magica. Gravity Falls. Dhmis. Sanders Sides. Our Flag Means Death. Sonic Prime ] [ Object shows: Hfjone. Its Time For The. Love Of The Sun. Inanimate Insanity ] [ Games: Cookie Clicker. Metal Gear Solid. Plants VS Zombies. The Stanley Parable. Gmod. Fnaf. Roblox. DBH. Minecraft. Portal. Cookie Run Kingdom. The Beginners Guide. Animal Jam [Specifically the trading system..]. Dandy's World ] [ Misc: Despicable Me Franchise. Sonic The Hedgehog Movies. LPS. Jerma. Roleplay. Speculative Biology. Horror. Pony Town. ARGs. Psychology. Writing. Art. Online Trading Systems. All Tomorrows. Furry Fandom. Indistinct Chatter. The Oldest View ]

[ Kin Types ]

side note. things with "kin" at the end means that i am nothing specific to that species/concept ect. i am just them

[ Therian Kin Types: Wolfkin. Common Octopus. Fallow Deer. Sheep [unsure of species]. Horsekin. Ponykin. Nudibranchkin ] [ Otherkin Types: Shapeshifter. Nagakin. Angel [Throne and Principalities]. Winged Humankin. Celestial. Vampire. Galactic Whale. Object Headkin. Moth Humanoid. Demonkin. Faunkin. Deity ] [ Fictionkin Types: Eye/Stranger/lonely Avatar. Stranger!Martin Blackwood. Martin Blackwood. Jonathan Sims [TMA]. Logan Sanders [TSS]. Cosmo. Dandy. Glisten [DW]. The Mimic [VC] ] [ Conceptkin types: Empathy. Deceit. Theatrics. Balance. Justice. Sight. Onism. Omnipresence ] [ Objectkin Types: Computerkin. Red Rotary Phones. Red Phone Booths. Black Phone Booths. 1970s Cassette Tape Recorder. ]

There may be some kin types i am forgetting...But if i wrote everything down i would be here all day because my identity is incredibly fluid !! Apologies if the formatting is a bit bad or boring or if i made any grammatical errors. i am tired </3 https://meatboyandfriends.carrd.co/ commission info <3

tag system under the cut !!

#martin howls : general tag #martin reblogs : self explanatory #martin donations : gofundme and donation links for 🍉 #martins poetry : self explanatory

[xxglitchydrreamerxx]

B4CK FR0M TH NURS3. SH3 S41D 1 W4S D3HYDR4T3D 4ND SL33P DEPR1V3D…BUT 1 H4D 4 FULL C4N 0F B4NG 3N3RGY TH1S M0RN1NG??? 1 C4NT B3 D3HYDR4T3D?????

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Vriska: You can have this memo, I don’t want it.

Jake: Gee, thanks missus! Oi Avent had a post to me own since and mum n pop died of influenza! I’ll be certain to cherish it as if it were me little brutha who died from influenza also

Terezi: WOSS-4LL TH1S TH3N? YOU CH33KY L1’UHL BUGG4R, WH3R3’D YOU G3T TH4T M3MO? D1DN’T 1 T3LL YOU WH4’ ‘4PP3NS TO L1’UHL BOYS TH4T ST34L M3MOS, HM? 1F YOUR D34R OLD MUM KN3W SH3’D C4TCH 1NFLU3NZ4 W1TH SH4M3 

Jane: Oh no, Officer! I know ‘im, and ‘e’s a good lad; ‘e ‘elped me find daddy when I was lost in th’ market! I’m sure my father would be happy to let me pay for th’ post! Father is just around the corner getting influenza

Davepeta, angry at June because of an incident involving the GCat: 833 < ‘Ere offisah, dahn’t truss tha’ giwl, orrite? She’s the one wot stole foive bob from me larse week she did, when i was recovering in St. Urchin’s 'Ome For Those With Influenza. And I sorer showwin 'er ankles to some poor gent dahn the pub yesserday arfernoon while 'er ol’ dad stole the poor bugger’s influenza roight aht the man’s pokkit. She’s a baddun orrite. Fling 'er dahn the nick.

Vriska: If I knew they were gonna make my post 8ritish i never would’ve gave it away……..

[quadrant-horror-stories]

H3llo th3r3 trolls of gr>mblr, it's tim3 to shar3 yo>r dating horror stori3s!

Y3s, it's m3, lo<3 anon who's b33n r>nning aro>nd th3 oth3r ask blogs. I finally d3cid3d to ca<3 in and mak3 on3 of th3s3! Yay!! Inspir3d by all th3 oth3r acco>nts o>t th3r3 that do3s a similar thing to what I'm doing.

Som3 info abo>t th3 blog:

This is wh3r3 yo> anonymo>sly s3nd stori3s abo>t lo<3 and h3artbr3ak, th3 f>ck >ps and th3 nights sp3nt drying yo>r 3y3s o>t b3ca>s3 yo>r kism3sis who "want3d a br3ak" t>rn3d o>t to b3 ch3ating on you thro>gho>t th3 3ntir3 r3lationship (a p3rsonal story from moi). I might throw in my opinion or two, it d3p3nds on how chatty I'm f33ling that day and how tir3ed I am. G3n3ral r>l3 of th>mb I'll l3t anything thro>gh as long as it isn't 3xt3m3ly graphically nsfw, or will g3t m3 in tro>bl3 with miss HIC. Ag3s, cast3s, g3nd3r, th3y ar3 highly r3ccom3nd3d b>t not n33d3d in yo>r posts. So, ar3 yo> willing to b3ar yo>r so>l to all of gr>mblr? C>rr3ntly this blog has 1 mod, b>t that may chang3 in th3 f>t>r3.

H3r3's o>r discord if yo> wish to join!

Som3 info abo>t yo>rs tr>ly >nd3r th3 c>t 💙

I'm lo<3 anon (if yo> want my nam3, yo> ha<3 to ask R3ALLY NIC3LY. FOr now lo<3 anon [or ig mod] is okay.) I'm t3al, sh3/h3r prono>ns, 9 sw33ps and I'm c>rr3ntly in school to b3 a l3gislac3rator with a conc3ntration on ci<il cas3s against q>adrant3d or 3x q>adrant3d parti3s. I lik3 long walks on th3 b3ach and don't ha<3 any q>ads fill3d (y3t). Mayb3 yo>'ll b3 my n3w3st partn3r?

[rw-apartment-au]

What'd they tell you? Ill fight them if I need to

10MI: "sh3 t0ld me th4t peo₱le weΓe gett1ng upse⊤, and if it g◎t bad eno⩁gh, pe∅ple wo⋓ld st∧rt f!ghting...<,i reall¥ don‵† wa⊓t th⊿t to hap₱en..,.,<"

[she told me that people were getting upset, and if it got bad enough, people would start fighting... i really don't want that to happen....]

[habitual-creatures]

B3ATS M3 BUT I'D B3 T3RRIFI3D IF SH3'S TH3 0N3 TAKING P30PL3 D0WN. IT'S LIK3 SH3 LIV3S A S3CR3T LIF3.

Like Perry the Platypus.

Y3AH, LIK3 P3RRY TH- *Looks at Jo* WHAT?

Y'know...Perry?

N0, I KN0W.

...What?

...N0THING.

~🕕/✒️📖

SUPERSPY TEA.

[unclewileys-bahblog]

Hi!! We requested a bit ago and reaaaally liked your packs, so we wanted to request again!

May we request a sollux (homestuck) pack with alot of pronouns? Anything goes, we just request that they are very set to be alone and prefer only to be near other solluxs.

Thank you!!!! :)

Awe, thank you kindly. Hope you enjoy ‘em. :)

Name: Sollux Captor

Age: 13-18

Gender: Transmasc, Demigirl, Dollgender, Sillyboy

Pronouns: Doll/doll’s, Dolly/dolly’s, They/them, Th3y/th3m, Th*y/th*m, She/her, Shx/hxr, Sh3/h3r, Sh*/h*r, Shy/hyr, He/him, Hy/hym, Hx/hxm, H3/h1m, Silly/silly’s, Funny/funny’s, Goof/goof’s, 1/1’s, 2/2’s, 3/3’s, 123/123’s, It/it’s, 1t/1t’s, Ix/ix’s, Vi/virs, Ge/gem’s, Xy/xyr’s, Ey/em, Mip/mip’s, Paw/paw’s, Sniff/sniff’s, Whisk/whisker’s

Sexuality: Gay, Demiromantic

Species: Troll

Source: Homestuck

Roles: Role rejector

CisIDs: cisNonHuman, cisAsthmatic, cisADHD

TransIDS: transAutistic, transNPD, transAromantic, transDeaf

Paraphiles: Somnophilia, AutoAptophilia, Metephilia, Autophilia

Other Labels: Anti-harassment, Proship, Radqueer

Personality: Quiet, Reserved, Shy, Intelligent, Artistic, Shy

Faceclaims:

Hope I did hxr justice.

- Mod Bo

[yanderemontgomerygator]

helo loyal folowers. vent pot. motngomery gato fukig HATES BETHANY HAMILTON. for thos who are lucky not t know who she iz. sh3s that fukig surfer who got her arm bite off by a tiger shark an she SUCKS. she got tht tiger shark huntd and killed but it ws HER OEN FAULT THAT THE SHARK BIT HER WHIT DEVIL ASS. that tigr shark deserved to LIVE you FAKIG BITCH. als shes a hawai colonizr an transphobic. you kno who woldnt colonize hawai an be transphobic? TIGR SHARK!!! ths yandere mItjgomery gator accont endorses tiger sharks our progresive champions. thak you for listenig to this yander mitngoenry gator broadcast.

fun tigr shark fact: they ar not related to tiger.

[bah-circus]

Can I get a transmasc permateen femboy fictive who is a mix of Emberlynn Pinkle from Helluva Boss and Natsuki from ddlc. I want them to have a whole bunch of transids with the themes of, cute, seems innocent, $h (if thats ok obviously) , streamers, and weebs.

The strongman, please

We hear you request dear audience, and we will happily oblige! We hope this performance suits your needs, but you are free to make any adjustments you wish.

//CW SH Mention

❣︎For Our Next Act, Please Welcome,,,❣︎

A transmasc permateen femboy mixtive of Emberlynn and Natsuki,,,

°·⊱ Name: Natalie/Nat/Nathan, Amber, Kokoro, Sakura, Ai

°·⊱ Nicknames/Titles: The Problematic Sweetheart, The Adorable Recluse, (prn) Who Obsesses, The Writer

°·⊱ Age: 19 (TransAge14, PermaTeen)

°·⊱ Race/Species: Demon / Sinner

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°·⊱ Sex: Intersex Girl

°·⊱ Gender: Transmasc PrincePrincess Cutefreak Starbeadic Adoratiune Prettymasc Coravir Amoroustry Loveydovic b♡y

°·⊱ Pronouns: She/Her; Shx/Hxr; Art/Arts; Pink/Pinks; Fluff/Fluffs; Dot/Dots; :3/:3s; :P/:Ps; Bri/Bright; Yip/Yips; Kit/Kitten; Kit/Kits; Purr/Purrs; Boop/Boops; Xey/Xem; Nya/Nyas; Rawr/Rawrs; Sh3/H3r

°·⊱ Sexuality: Omnisexual, Obsessio-romantic

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°·⊱ Personality: Tsundere, Can be a bit abrasive and blunt when first meeting, but once you’ve figured out how to dance around her quirks, shx is a pretty sweet albeit strange demon. 

°·⊱ Likes: Fandom Spaces, ProShipping, Manga, Anime, Cosplay, Baking, Writing Poems, Slice of Life Manga / Anime, Writing Fanfics

°·⊱ Dislikes: Antis, Shonen Manga / Anime, Being treated like a child just because she’s cutesy / being called cute excessively, Being Isolated

°·⊱ Role: Crafter / Artist

°·⊱ Emoji Sign-Off: 🌸📚💮🍡🍧🎂

°·⊱ Typing Quirk: Lots of internet slang terms, caps, shortened phrases / spellings, misspellings, s = z EX: “the quk brown fox jumpz oveer th layz dog” ‘the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog’

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°·⊱ TransIDs: TransAge14, PermaTeen, PinkAbled, Pinkysang, TransPinkBlood, TransPaws, TransPinkPawPads, TransFakeVictim, TransTwitchStreamer, TransStreamer, TransJapanese, TransHikikomori, TransMainCharacter, TransProtagonist, PermaClean, TransIsekai’d, TransBoxCutterDeath, TransSuicide, TransSevSHScar, TransSHAddict, TransYandere, TransCutesyBrat, PermaSH, TransBeansSH, TransBedrockSH, TransBloodLettingSH, TransBruiseSH, TransBurnSH, TransLaffyTaffySH, TransStyroSH, XenoSH, TransPeaceful, TransHarmless, TransHarmex

°·⊱ CisIDs: Hooves, Pink Sclera, Blue Irises, Three Eyes, Bat Wings, Cat Ears, Horns, Cat Tail, Blue / Pink Fur, Pink Hair, Chubby, Short, HPD, BPD, ADHD, Bipolar Disorder w Psychotic Features, Delusions, Otaku, SH Scars, Weeaboo, Baby Cut SH, Cat Scratch SH

°·⊱ MUDS: Platform Parasocial Attatchment Disorder, Kawaii Escapism Syndrome

°·⊱ Paras: 🐾, ����, 🥚, 📖, 🦴, 😖, 🐊, 🌼, ⚾, 🍭, 🏓, 🩸, 👀, ⛓, 💧, 🪢, 🚰, 👿

°·⊱ Faceclaim: 1 . 2

[4sk-j4n3d03]

jane.... thoughts on acoean?

W3/| I Don'+ Mean T() B3 RUde Bu+ Th3y Are NOt N!c3,,,, Sh3 Say Me4n Th!ng To M3,,,,,, Bu+ She L3+ Me L!ve 4nd | Don't Kn0w Wh),

[beforus-for-real-justice]

Y0U D0NT KN0W AB0UT HIC? SH3'S TH3 S3XY 3MPR3SS 0F 0UR 3MPIR3, C0NQU3R0R 0F ALL!

Ok fine y*^ f^cks get t* hear my c*nfessi*n. I'm n*t a tr*ll. I'm a Glitzeri. We're like th*se sparklebarkbeasts y*^ g^ys have. I'm trying t* find my creat*r.

[faerielandtrolls]

Was there any prophesy that played out in an unexpected manner? If so, mind sharing the story, Phiana?

| m3an almost non3 of my long r3ach|ng proph3c|3s play out 3xactly as 3xp3ct3Đ. Th3 un|v3rs3 shar3s |ts |nformat|on |n myst3r|ous ways, anĐ |'v3 haĐ to l3arn to |nt3rpr3t what sh3 m3ans.

But | suppos3 your qu3st|on |s mor3 l|k3--- Hav3 any of my pr3Đ|ct|ons b33n wrong, or has fat3 sh|ft3Đ away from th3 3xp3ct3Đ path

Th3r3 was on3 t|m3, hon3stly |t |s why | am th3 way that | am now. As a wr|ggl3r | haĐ a Đr3am that cam3 to m3 n3arly 3v3ry n|ght of a futur3 wh3r3 | stooĐ |n th3 smok|ng ru|ns of my hom3, my lusus nowh3r3 to b3 founĐ but | kn3w |n my h3art th3y w3r3 gon3...

|t maĐ3 m3 afra|Đ to show what | was, maĐ3 m3 h|Đ3 away, but wh3n my 13th wr|ggl|ng Đay pass3Đ anĐ |t haĐn't happ3n3Đ... | kn3w that fat3 haĐ sh|ft3Đ som3how anĐ th3r3 was no n33Đ to h|Đ3 anymor3.

Proph3c|3s can b3 tr|cky, 3sp3c|ally th3 furth3r out you hav3 th3m from th3 3v3nt |n qu3st|on as fat3 |s 3v3r sh|ft|ng. Th3 thr3aĐs of th3 un|v3rs3 ar3 wov3n |n our cho|c3s, anĐ on3s Đ3st|ny |s n3v3r truly s3t |n ston3

why Đo you th|nk | pr3f3r pa|nt|ng my v|s|ons? |t |s a much mor3 fl3x|bl3 m3Đ|um....

[museofscale]

❌voyeurism

"look, miss, i dont know what to tell y^, this ^in't a nude be^ch..." "4ND SH3S NOT NUD3!! SH3S IN A B1K1N1!!"

It was true that Terezi and her date Calliope were in bikinis, Terezi in a scandalous slingshot that failed to contain her nipple piercings and Calliope in a two piece, which covered her chest well enough but had nowhere near enough fabric for her cock to do anything but hang out as if she was wearing nothing at all. The lifeguard didn't seem to care though.

"she c^nt be w^lking ^round with th^t...th^t thing out!" "F1N3."

Calliope's eyes widened when Terezi pushed her onto her back, the cherub falling onto the teal blanket. Terezi's giant ass wobbled as it wrapped around the head of her throbbing length. To the shock and appal of Calliope, the life guard and any bystanders Terezi took the entire thing down to the base, squishing Callie's green nutsack between her thick thighs.

"TH3R3! Y4 C4NT S33 1T! I GU3SS M3 AND CALL13 W1LL JUST H4V3 TO ST4Y H3R3 4LLLL D4Y."

"...m^n, fuck this. i quit."

[knavestrolls]

Well, I'm certain she'd be down for meeting on your terms. She's a pretty chill person. You could ask Gochi about her if it'd help you feel comfortable.

- hop3 sh3's got t-m3 soon.. And that w3'll hav3 th-ngs to talk about that ar3n't just Goch-, you know? - do h3ar sh3's suppos3d to b3 a r3al sw33th3art. ..how am - gonna h-d3 th-s from Mama?

[thatnumbersix]

killed and turned 'im

[HOW he sh0uldn’t havee . ok lemm3 check on the!r file]

[…]

[BU77ERF!NG3RS SH3 CH4NG3D TH3 FUDG!NG PA55W0RD I H4TE H3R!!!! ok im c4lm lemme figure th!s out ]

[1tzrox]

1 a-am s0 c-c0ol

ALS0, @mikesnotgay 1-1S ALS0 V3RY FUCK1NG C0-O0L. C0OL3R/EQU4L C0OLN3SS, E-EVEN!! H3 M-M4K3S M-M-M3 S0 H4PPY-PY 4ND 1 L0B3 H1M SM, H3S M-MY FAV0R1T3 BF

S0 1-IS @blueflare7 SH-SH3S S0 PR3TTY A-AND SH3'S A-AN AW3S0M3 FR1END 3V3N TH-TH0 1M N0T

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