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[shapeofshifter]

[ Introduction ]

Hello!! My names are Martin/Elias. I wanted to start a blog to rant about otherkin and therian stuff but i am not very good at being active online.. I'll just post whenever i feel like it me thinks :3 feel free to dm me or interact in any way !! I am a big enjoyer of questions..

[ Info ]

[ I am 6teen ] [ My blog is not safe for littles or age regressors!! despite being one myself. i do not consider my content suitable :( ] [ I am trans masc. aroace. gay. polyamorous and genderless :3 ] [ I am a pronouns + xenogender + name hoarder ]

[ Pronouns ]

[ He/They/It ] [ Sh3/Hxr/H☆rs/H♡rselfs ] [ H3/Hxm/H☆s/H♡mself ] [ Th3y/Thxm/Th☆irs/Th♡mself ] [ Xe/Xemself ] [ Mew/Meowself ] [ Bite/Biteself ] [ Vix/Vixen ] [ Fau/Faunself ] [ Star/Starself ] [ Pon/Ponyself ] [ Arf/Barkself ] [ Fog/Fogself ] [ Eye/Eyeself ]

[ Interests ]

[ Podcasts: The Magnus Archives. The Magnus Protocol. Malevolent. Welcome To Night Vale ][ Shows: Good Omens. Hannibal. Madoka Magica. Gravity Falls. Dhmis. Sanders Sides. Our Flag Means Death. Sonic Prime ] [ Object shows: Hfjone. Its Time For The. Love Of The Sun ] [ Games: Cookie Clicker. Metal Gear Solid. Plants VS Zombies. The Stanley Parable. Gmod. Fnaf. Roblox. DBH. Minecraft. Portal. Cookie Run Kingdom. The Beginners Guide. Animal Jam (Specifically the trading system..) ] [ Misc: Despicable Me Franchise. Sonic The Hedgehog Movies. LPS. Jerma. Roleplay. Speculative Biology. Horror. Pony Town. ARGs. Psychology. Writing. Art. Online Trading Systems. All Tomorrows. Furry Fandom ]

[ Kin Types ]

[ Therian Kin Types: Wolves. Snake. Octopus. Deer. Sheep. Horses. Ponies. Nudibranch ] [ Otherkin Types: Shapeshifter. Naga. Angel (Throne and Principalities). Winged Human. Celestial. Vampire. Galactic Whale. Object Head (Multiple). Moth Humanoid ] [ Fictionkin Types: Eye/Stranger/lonely Avatar (TMA). Stranger!Martin Blackwood. Martin Blackwood ] [ Conceptkin types: Empathy. Deceit. Theatrics. Balance. Justice. Sight. Onism. Omnipresence ] [ Objectkin Types: Old Computers. Red Rotary Phones. Phone Booths. Cassette Tape Recorder. ]

There may be some kin types i am forgetting...But if i wrote everything down i would be here all day because my identity is incredibly fluid !! Apologies if the formatting is a bit bad or boring or if i made any grammatical errors. i am tired </3

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Vriska: You can have this memo, I don’t want it.

Jake: Gee, thanks missus! Oi Avent had a post to me own since and mum n pop died of influenza! I’ll be certain to cherish it as if it were me little brutha who died from influenza also

Terezi: WOSS-4LL TH1S TH3N? YOU CH33KY L1’UHL BUGG4R, WH3R3’D YOU G3T TH4T M3MO? D1DN’T 1 T3LL YOU WH4’ ‘4PP3NS TO L1’UHL BOYS TH4T ST34L M3MOS, HM? 1F YOUR D34R OLD MUM KN3W SH3’D C4TCH 1NFLU3NZ4 W1TH SH4M3 

Jane: Oh no, Officer! I know ‘im, and ‘e’s a good lad; ‘e ‘elped me find daddy when I was lost in th’ market! I’m sure my father would be happy to let me pay for th’ post! Father is just around the corner getting influenza

Davepeta, angry at June because of an incident involving the GCat: 833 < ‘Ere offisah, dahn’t truss tha’ giwl, orrite? She’s the one wot stole foive bob from me larse week she did, when i was recovering in St. Urchin’s 'Ome For Those With Influenza. And I sorer showwin 'er ankles to some poor gent dahn the pub yesserday arfernoon while 'er ol’ dad stole the poor bugger’s influenza roight aht the man’s pokkit. She’s a baddun orrite. Fling 'er dahn the nick.

Vriska: If I knew they were gonna make my post 8ritish i never would’ve gave it away……..

[quadrant-horror-stories]

H3llo th3r3 trolls of gr>mblr, it's tim3 to shar3 yo>r dating horror stori3s!

Y3s, it's m3, lo<3 anon who's b33n r>nning aro>nd th3 oth3r ask blogs. I finally d3cid3d to ca<3 in and mak3 on3 of th3s3! Yay!! Inspir3d by all th3 oth3r acco>nts o>t th3r3 that do3s a similar thing to what I'm doing.

Som3 info abo>t th3 blog:

This is wh3r3 yo> anonymo>sly s3nd stori3s abo>t lo<3 and h3artbr3ak, th3 f>ck >ps and th3 nights sp3nt drying yo>r 3y3s o>t b3ca>s3 yo>r kism3sis who "want3d a br3ak" t>rn3d o>t to b3 ch3ating on you thro>gho>t th3 3ntir3 r3lationship (a p3rsonal story from moi). I might throw in my opinion or two, it d3p3nds on how chatty I'm f33ling that day and how tir3ed I am. G3n3ral r>l3 of th>mb I'll l3t anything thro>gh as long as it isn't 3xt3m3ly graphically nsfw, or will g3t m3 in tro>bl3 with miss HIC. Ag3s, cast3s, g3nd3r, th3y ar3 highly r3ccom3nd3d b>t not n33d3d in yo>r posts. So, ar3 yo> willing to b3ar yo>r so>l to all of gr>mblr? C>rr3ntly this blog has 1 mod, b>t that may chang3 in th3 f>t>r3.

H3r3's o>r discord if yo> wish to join!

Som3 info abo>t yo>rs tr>ly >nd3r th3 c>t 💙

I'm lo<3 anon (if yo> want my nam3, yo> ha<3 to ask R3ALLY NIC3LY. FOr now lo<3 anon [or ig mod] is okay.) I'm t3al, sh3/h3r prono>ns, 9 sw33ps and I'm c>rr3ntly in school to b3 a l3gislac3rator with a conc3ntration on ci<il cas3s against q>adrant3d or 3x q>adrant3d parti3s. I lik3 long walks on th3 b3ach and don't ha<3 any q>ads fill3d (y3t). Mayb3 yo>'ll b3 my n3w3st partn3r?

[rw-apartment-au]

What'd they tell you? Ill fight them if I need to

10MI: "sh3 t0ld me th4t peo₱le weΓe gett1ng upse⊤, and if it g◎t bad eno⩁gh, pe∅ple wo⋓ld st∧rt f!ghting...<,i reall¥ don‵† wa⊓t th⊿t to hap₱en..,.,<"

[she told me that people were getting upset, and if it got bad enough, people would start fighting... i really don't want that to happen....]

[yanderemontgomerygator]

helo loyal folowers. vent pot. motngomery gato fukig HATES BETHANY HAMILTON. for thos who are lucky not t know who she iz. sh3s that fukig surfer who got her arm bite off by a tiger shark an she SUCKS. she got tht tiger shark huntd and killed but it ws HER OEN FAULT THAT THE SHARK BIT HER WHIT DEVIL ASS. that tigr shark deserved to LIVE you FAKIG BITCH. als shes a hawai colonizr an transphobic. you kno who woldnt colonize hawai an be transphobic? TIGR SHARK!!! ths yandere mItjgomery gator accont endorses tiger sharks our progresive champions. thak you for listenig to this yander mitngoenry gator broadcast.

fun tigr shark fact: they ar not related to tiger.

[the-transid-gacha]

Could you do a dandy's world one :)

Any character works :p

Name: Teagen

Gender: Demigirl

Orientations: Pansexual & Panromantic

TransIDs: TransPhotographicMemory, PermaFamous, TransActress, TransMother, TransSibling, TransDaydreamer, TransRoyal, TransRich, TransBeautyQueen, TransMusician, PermaAttention, PermaHerbalScent, TransHeight, TransFreckles, TransVirgoZodiac, TransHyperphantasia, TransBlankqueer, & TransAdmirer

CisIDs: Black eyes, Porcelain skin (Literally), Performer, Southern, Confident, Calm, Sweet, Party host, Famous, Considerate, Clean, OCD (Mild form keeps herself always clean and presentable), Good memory, & Motherly

Pronouns: She/Her, They/Them, Shx/Hxr, Thxy/Thxm, Tea/Tea's, Teacup/Teacup's, Sh3/H3r, Th3y/Th3m, Sh!/H!r, Th!y/Th!m, Oolong/Oolong's, Matcha/Matcha's, Mint/Mint's, Hibiscus/Hibiscus's, Rose/Rose's, Ginger/Ginger's, & Herbal/Herbal's

Species: Sentient tea cup

Age: Ageless

Source: Dandy's world (Teagen introject)

Roles: Performer & Delight

Appearance:

Here you are dear- Teagen really spoke to us- and we hope you enjoy her-

-Vex

[that-tricky-son-of-a-squip]

So you talk to squippy

What's your opinion on her

*casually holds up a comedically large microphone to you,

I h@te 3veryone, s0me l3ss th/\n *thers. Sh€ is @ m!n!mal thr3at, @nd I in n0 w@y 3nvy h3r. Sh3 1s s@fe 

[4sk-j4n3d03]

jane.... thoughts on acoean?

W3/| I Don'+ Mean T() B3 RUde Bu+ Th3y Are NOt N!c3,,,, Sh3 Say Me4n Th!ng To M3,,,,,, Bu+ She L3+ Me L!ve 4nd | Don't Kn0w Wh),

[beforus-for-real-justice]

Y0U D0NT KN0W AB0UT HIC? SH3'S TH3 S3XY 3MPR3SS 0F 0UR 3MPIR3, C0NQU3R0R 0F ALL!

Ok fine y*^ f^cks get t* hear my c*nfessi*n. I'm n*t a tr*ll. I'm a Glitzeri. We're like th*se sparklebarkbeasts y*^ g^ys have. I'm trying t* find my creat*r.

[faerielandtrolls]

Was there any prophesy that played out in an unexpected manner? If so, mind sharing the story, Phiana?

| m3an almost non3 of my long r3ach|ng proph3c|3s play out 3xactly as 3xp3ct3Đ. Th3 un|v3rs3 shar3s |ts |nformat|on |n myst3r|ous ways, anĐ |'v3 haĐ to l3arn to |nt3rpr3t what sh3 m3ans.

But | suppos3 your qu3st|on |s mor3 l|k3--- Hav3 any of my pr3Đ|ct|ons b33n wrong, or has fat3 sh|ft3Đ away from th3 3xp3ct3Đ path

Th3r3 was on3 t|m3, hon3stly |t |s why | am th3 way that | am now. As a wr|ggl3r | haĐ a Đr3am that cam3 to m3 n3arly 3v3ry n|ght of a futur3 wh3r3 | stooĐ |n th3 smok|ng ru|ns of my hom3, my lusus nowh3r3 to b3 founĐ but | kn3w |n my h3art th3y w3r3 gon3...

|t maĐ3 m3 afra|Đ to show what | was, maĐ3 m3 h|Đ3 away, but wh3n my 13th wr|ggl|ng Đay pass3Đ anĐ |t haĐn't happ3n3Đ... | kn3w that fat3 haĐ sh|ft3Đ som3how anĐ th3r3 was no n33Đ to h|Đ3 anymor3.

Proph3c|3s can b3 tr|cky, 3sp3c|ally th3 furth3r out you hav3 th3m from th3 3v3nt |n qu3st|on as fat3 |s 3v3r sh|ft|ng. Th3 thr3aĐs of th3 un|v3rs3 ar3 wov3n |n our cho|c3s, anĐ on3s Đ3st|ny |s n3v3r truly s3t |n ston3

why Đo you th|nk | pr3f3r pa|nt|ng my v|s|ons? |t |s a much mor3 fl3x|bl3 m3Đ|um....

[museofscale]

❌voyeurism

"look, miss, i dont know what to tell y^, this ^in't a nude be^ch..." "4ND SH3S NOT NUD3!! SH3S IN A B1K1N1!!"

It was true that Terezi and her date Calliope were in bikinis, Terezi in a scandalous slingshot that failed to contain her nipple piercings and Calliope in a two piece, which covered her chest well enough but had nowhere near enough fabric for her cock to do anything but hang out as if she was wearing nothing at all. The lifeguard didn't seem to care though.

"she c^nt be w^lking ^round with th^t...th^t thing out!" "F1N3."

Calliope's eyes widened when Terezi pushed her onto her back, the cherub falling onto the teal blanket. Terezi's giant ass wobbled as it wrapped around the head of her throbbing length. To the shock and appal of Calliope, the life guard and any bystanders Terezi took the entire thing down to the base, squishing Callie's green nutsack between her thick thighs.

"TH3R3! Y4 C4NT S33 1T! I GU3SS M3 AND CALL13 W1LL JUST H4V3 TO ST4Y H3R3 4LLLL D4Y."

"...m^n, fuck this. i quit."

[knavestrolls]

Well, I'm certain she'd be down for meeting on your terms. She's a pretty chill person. You could ask Gochi about her if it'd help you feel comfortable.

- hop3 sh3's got t-m3 soon.. And that w3'll hav3 th-ngs to talk about that ar3n't just Goch-, you know? - do h3ar sh3's suppos3d to b3 a r3al sw33th3art. ..how am - gonna h-d3 th-s from Mama?

[thatnumbersix]

killed and turned 'im

[HOW he sh0uldn’t havee . ok lemm3 check on the!r file]

[…]

[BU77ERF!NG3RS SH3 CH4NG3D TH3 FUDG!NG PA55W0RD I H4TE H3R!!!! ok im c4lm lemme figure th!s out ]

[1tzrox]

1 a-am s0 c-c0ol

ALS0, @mikesnotgay 1-1S ALS0 V3RY FUCK1NG C0-O0L. C0OL3R/EQU4L C0OLN3SS, E-EVEN!! H3 M-M4K3S M-M-M3 S0 H4PPY-PY 4ND 1 L0B3 H1M SM, H3S M-MY FAV0R1T3 BF

S0 1-IS @blueflare7 SH-SH3S S0 PR3TTY A-AND SH3'S A-AN AW3S0M3 FR1END 3V3N TH-TH0 1M N0T

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[yardofhooligans]

Oh gosh oh no-

Th-That’s a c3rul3an-

Sh3’d probably y-y3ll if I tri3d to introduc3 m-mys3lf-

[thebigshotman]

You've stretched yourself too far my guy. All this concern for one Lightener has you on pins and needles, she can handle herself. She's not helpless.

*I G3T IT, I [[get it]]!!!! G0D I$ THERE AN [[echo]] 1N THIS [abandoned alley]?!?!

In the middle of this storm of static, realizing just how badly he had overreacted, and the audience shouting his own thoughts back at him, it was only natural he would snap eventually. His stray strings whipped out, lashing inches from them as a sort of a threat. His smile let loose a heavy amount of exhaust, looking like bared fangs now than anything.

*I [$&@!] UP [[mad hard!] I KN0W!!! RU1NED MY [ant-sized] LIFE,,,,RUINED [Hazelnut]’S [beautiful] LIFE….M4DE HER FEEL [[guilty]]…I KNOW!!! I know.

*I CAN TRY TO [[calm down.]] 4ND ONLY [[kill]] WHAT SH3 WANTS ME TO BUT TH1S [[body]] D0ESN’T WORK LIKE THAT!!!! IF I STOP-IF I STOP-IF I ST0P-

*[Hazelnut] M1GHT BE NEXT. I…

From one moment to the next, it was as if all of the aggressive and anger had evaporated into the air like th exhaust he was breathing. He clipped through his own body briefly as his strings backed off and he rolled into himself.

*JU$T…LET ME [[wallow in my self loathing]]…I N33D TO BE [[clear and calm]] 4S POSSIBLE WHEN EILEEN GETS HERE…

That was the first time he’d called her by her actual name in a while. And following that…was that a clip of violent sobbing? It was hard to tell from the filters and distortion…