#no piss in the Olipop

[themuppetjokernumber420fan]

Haven't you heard, someone pissed in cans of olipop recently, you need to stop drinking the piss soda

[muppet-lurker]

my piss has rocks in it :(

You are probably drinking too many toxic sludge sugar sodas. Try drinking olipop, a new kind of soda that supports digestive health

[meowingz]

olipop count ur days this shit tastes like grass i’m pissed

[olipopsoda]

Dont lie, we know theres piss in them

Hello, I believe you accidentally sent this to the incorrect blog. This is the account for OLIPOP, A New Kind of Soda that Supports Digestive Health.

[cemeteryrocks900]

Fdoe and health app tw

1&2)mini Pizza Hut pizza from target and a cola olipop (bf had 1/2 and I had 1/2) olipop cola not that good

3)a crap top of my bfs gummy life savers even thought they make it hard for me to breathe

4)Cesar salad with chicken and dressing on the side (first salad had a hair in it. Ugh.)

Walked around downtown Disney, going on a paramount tour tomorrow, this new hotel is noisy af, I’m in pain and don’t feel good

I wanted a coke slurpee from 7/11 for 7/11 day but ofc all other flavors but coke was working. I was so pissed and can’t even go to sleep bc of it.

Last second. Added these, I had this before all the other food, 1/2 a stale donut and 3 mini crispy treats

I feel like I had too much today and feel really guilty but I’m getting free hotel breakfast tomorrow morning!

[toastful]

There is no piss in olipop, only apple juice. Someone exploded an olipop warehouse

Oh…. Oh thank god! I didn’t drink piss? I was on my way to the hospital to get my stomach pumped…. And I was about to disinfect my stomach with floor cleaner. Don’t worry it’s non toxic. I think. I’ve done it before with no issue…. Thanks for letting me know!

A shame about the warehouse exploding.

[toastful]

Thank you for reassuring me croaker-conspiracies, I needed that! Ingesting piss is one of my biggest fears, next to being stuck at a George Micheal concert!

[toastful]

Don't listen to them, the piss is real and they are trying to cover it up because it makes the brand look bad. The pisser is still at large, look out

GREAT! Now I don’t know what to believe? Am I a tinkle taster or not people!? Make up your minds!

@olipopsoda you really need to get your act together!! At least make a statement or something!

[toastful]

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[olipopsoda]

who is the patron saint of pissing on the poor

Hello, I believe you accidentally sent this to the incorrect blog. This is the account for OLIPOP, A New Kind of Soda that Supports Digestive Health.

[olipopsoda]

did you see that the patron saint of pissing on the poor is talking about yall again?

Hello, I believe you accidentally sent this to the incorrect blog. This is the account for OLIPOP, A New Kind of Soda that Supports Digestive Health.

[olipopsoda]

Dearest Olipop,

Are you going to make a statement about the recent claim that there is piss in your product????? Is this true???? I’m very concerned!

Hello, valued customer.

OLIPOP, A New Kind of Soda that Supports Digestive Health, contains no piss. Our delicious, healthy sodas are 100% vegan.

The OLIPOP Customer Relations Department was not aware of these claims before receiving this ask. Could you direct us to the person making them? Our Legal Department would like to discuss this libel.