#no one else will get it or find it funny but that’s okay 👍

[gayabeilles]

me, a former homestuck cosplayer, seeing all the other alastor cosplayers at the con wearing gray facepaint:

[imbored1201]

Can I send a request of barca teen reader who is very mischievous and tries to prank everybody

Piggy

Barcelona Femeni x Teen reader

A/N: I though of a situation of pranking someone then causing trouble with another situation👍

Word Count: 1,344

"Give me that." Ingrid snatched away the sharpie you had. "Hey! I'm using that for my notes.

"A sharpie for your notes, really?" She put her hands on her hips and gave you a mom look. You were sitting in the trunk of her car doing the remainder of your 'school work'. At least that's what you told her you were going to do.

"Yes, people do that; you haven't been to school in like 15 years, so you wouldn't know," you shrugged. Ingrid shook her head. "You always complain about the smell of sharpies, and you’re calling me old; this is such an old prank.

She was talking about the sign you had; 'kick me' it read, and it was supposed to go on Patri's back. "So, it will still be funny to see.

You took the paper back, applied tape to it, and shoved all your material back into your bag. "Don't be a snitch," you told Ingrid, and skipped away.

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"Hey, Patri," you said joyfully as you hit her back, applying the note. "You're happier than usual," she said suspiciously. "Of course I am; I'm officially on Christmas break." She smiled at that; now you were off the radar.

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"Ay!" You turned as you heard Patri yell, seeing Claudia there giggling as Patri held her butt. "You said to do it." Patri looked confused at what Claudia said but just went on with training.

It kept happening as training went on. Aitana, Ona, Lucy, Salma, Oshoala, Mapi, Jana, Cata, and Gemma all kicked her.

Ingrid would just shake her head at you when you walked or ran past her. All the older girls, too, knew you were the reason for that sign on Patri's back. Everyone did, but they decided to ignore it and let you have your fun.

It was a harmless prank anyway.

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"Okay, what the heck is going on?!" Patri demanded as she entered the locker room after a long training session. You held a smile as everyone turned to her, confused. You looked down as Alexia gave you a look, and you were surprised she didn't say anything about it.

You were already changed and only waiting on Alexia; you were the first one in the locker room, knowing you would have to make a quick escape.

"Why is everyone kicking me today?" Everyone shrugged at Patri's question; she scowled and got changed.

You stared at her as she took off her shirt. You quickly grabbed your bag, grabbed Alexia's hand, and dragged her outside.

"Y/N!" You heard Patri yell, and you bolted. Alexia sighed as she ran with you, already used to this.

It happened every training, and she just went along with it now since it put you in a good mood instead of a crappy teenager attitude.

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"Are you ready?" Alexia knocked on your door, "wait, I'm packing." "For what? It's just a gathering." You rolled your eyes as you fed Piggy and put her into your bag, leaving it a little bit open.

"Okay, I'm ready." Alexia gave you a look; she knew you were up to something. "Why are you taking a bag?" "I always carry a bag with me," you said.

The team was having a little gathering to celebrate the last game of 2023.

"We're already late because of you; I told you to be ready by 4; it's already 6," she scolded. "I fell asleep; Lucy says I need my rest to grow," you tried defending. "Get in the car."

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When you got to Frido's place, you rushed to find Patri and sat next to her. She gave you a little glare and went back to watching the movie Frido had put on. Everyone else was too busy drinking and talking outside or in the kitchen about the upcoming games.

"Patri," she turned to you, "yes." "Can you help me prank Aitana and Ona?" She smiled a bit; she was happy it wasn't her again.

"What's your idea?" You grabbed your backpack and took out the tiny box. A tiny box that had a tiny spider. The "tiny spider" was a tarantula.

"How the hell do you have that?!" She said in shock, and you shushed her. "Her name is Piggy, and I got her yesterday." Patri looked terrified as she scooted over a little bit.

"Does Alexia know?" You shook your head. "I need to tell her because I need to get Piggy a home." "Then how did you get her?" "Mapi took me; I told her I was getting fish food, and she didn't question why I had a box or if I even had a fish." Patri shook her head.

"You have to promise me you won't prank me anymore for a month," she said, holding out her pinky, and you took the deal.

Patri went up to Aitana and Ona, who were in conversation and drinking together in the kitchen. She grabbed them by their shoulders and dragged them outside.

You followed but got run over by Lucy. You dropped the box, and Piggy automatically crawled away, sick of being in that tiny box. "Jeez, sorry kid." Lucy helped you up. You looked around on the floor, and your heart dropped when you realized you couldn't find Piggy.

"Lucy, Piggy is gone," you said in a panic. "Who's Piggy?" She questioned, but you guys heard a scream. A loud, loud scream. "Shit," you cursed as you ran to the kitchen.

"No!" You yelled, seeing Frido holding a shoe in her hand, ready to destroy Piggy. "Piggy!" You yelled as you ran and picked her up.

"Why do you have a tarantula!?" Keira yelled as she stood on the counter. "I adopted her," you told them, and they both looked at you in shock.

"Alexia let you get a spider?!" Lucy said surprised. Alexia walked in; her eyes widening when she saw what you were holding.

"Where- how did you. You're returning that." She let out a sigh as she shook her head and walked away. "Great, I'm in trouble now. Good going, Lucy," you said, sticking out your tongue at her.

You walked outside, looking sad. "What's wrong, Amiga?" Patri asked, confused. "Alexia said I have to return Piggy." Aitana's jaw dropped as she saw what you had in your hand.

"Nope," she simply said as she went back inside, dragging Ona with her. Patri looked at you and patted your shoulder in sympathy, but quickly backed away when you lifted Piggy up to her.

You had a plan, though, and you knew Alexia would let you keep Piggy.

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For having to return your pet Tarantula you were already attached to, you were quite happy. Alexia was just glad you weren't going to throw a tantrum about it.

She was leaving to pick Olga up from the airport, and you were waiting to put on your class act. "I'll be back in a bit; please don't break anything." You nodded, and she left.

You sat patiently by the door, working up your tears. You rushed to your feet once it opened. Alexia walking in first with Olga's luggage. Then Olga walked in.

"Olga!" You cried out, running straight into her arms. Alexia looked confused on why you were crying. "What happened?" She asked, confused.

"Olga, I got a pet Tarantula, and Alexia is trying to make me take her back," you cried, and Olga glared at Alexia. "Bebe, you can't have a tarantula," Alexia tried explaining.

"Yes, I can! I bought her, and I love her, so she's mine," Alexia groaned as Olga smacked her on the shoulder.

"Okay, you can keep her, but she's your responsibility, and I want you to keep her far away from me." You nodded.

"Okay, now that's sorted, let's go out to eat, yeah?" Olga said as she wiped your tears. You nodded happily and skipped off to your room.

You grinned as you texted Patri the good news and got ready. With the look Olga kept giving Alexia, you knew Alexia was sleeping on the couch tonight.

[nothirstonmain]

Hii👋 me again. Just saw the fanfic of my req and it was epic👍

So wondering if you could do toya, rui, freminet, and if you want: akito and lyney x gn! reader who gets bullied by girls at school bc she's half deaf and also gets her hearing aids stolen A LOT. Ty

[WAHAHA glad it was to your liking ! Time for me to flex the writing muscle again. Sorry this took so long, school and allat]

[Warnings: like OOC maybe?? Bad grasp on these goobers. Canon isn't REAL.]

♡ He doesn't really like violence. ♡ BUT. ♡ Joking ofc he wouldn't beat people up. maybe. ♡ He'd always be there to comfort you, obviously, and maybe try to act as Scary Dog Priveledge ♡ This mf would tell the Principal or a Teacher about this if you won't ♡ He ain't havin' it!!!!!! ♡ Bonus, I have the feeling his family would be somewhat rich.... he'd try to find you new hearing aids whenever he can ♡ I think he'd also try to learn sign language, just to communicate with you a bit easier sometimes ♡ Overall 10/10, sweet boy :3

♡ Very unhappy when he finds out about this ♡ He doesn't get angry easily but So Help Him- ♡ He loves you! He can't have you getting bullied! ♡ So what does he do? ♡ Jumpscares the girls. Steals ur hearing aids back. Anything else chaotic. ♡ Listen it's KIND OF FUNNY TO SEE THEM JUMP to him at least ♡ They just start getting intimidated and leave him alone ♡ He would then give you back your hearing aids. Problem solved, at least for now. ♡ He'd be willing to try and make hearing aids himself. He's good enough at that kind of thing. Maybe. ♡ Physically restrain him before he starts an explosion, please.

♡ He doesn't know wtf he's supposed to do ♡ He offers comfort. He's so lost. Help this poor boye. ♡ He hates seeing u upset tho ♡ He takes a "let me try nd cheer u up. pls." approach ♡ So you two end up collecting Romaritime flowers and watching the tidalga ♡ He secretly slips a few words to father.. ♡ Oh, you aren't seeing the bullies at school anymore and got a new pair of hearing aids on your doorstep? What good luck! ♡ He's a bad liar, okay, just don't mention any suspicions and he'll be proud of himself ♡ Bonus, I think he'd already know sign language. useful in the water I'd assume

♡ Oh fuck that ♡ I think he would beat people up about it. He gives off the ~energy~ yk ♡ Nobody does that to his s/o and gets away with it ♡ Would buy you new hearing aids if he could afford it. Which he Cannot. ♡ You can cuddle with him as long as u want afterwards ♡ He may be a bit flustered abt it. shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh don't tell anyone ♡ Least Normal one here I think. quite humorous

♡ He also takes a "don't worry, you won't see those scum anymore :3" approach (kind of like Fremi but very brazen about it.) ♡ Comfort first, then he deals with the girls himself. ♡ He comes home with blood on him like "hey i took care of your problem !! :D" ♡ I want to imagine this is true even if it isn't so let me bend canon until I break it in half, okay ♡ Will not leave u alone until he's positive you're feeling better ♡ Following u around like a lil kitten all night. No Escape.

[sadie-bug345]

INLOVE WITH UR BLOG OMGGG

anyway can you do ponyboy with someone who is kinda crazy and Darry doesn't approve of her pls?

AWWW TYSM🥰 and yes i cannnn

you and pony are a bit of polar opposites

dont get me wrong pony isn’t all books and quietness cause he wild too let’s not forget

but you’re the type to really light up a room where when you walk in you make it known to everyone💀

and pony thought you were so funny and interesting that you guys started talking and eventually became a couple

darry is used to pony being all drained after school and just being more mellow

BUT AFTER HE MEETS YOU

my guy lowk starts bouncing off the walls

just cause you do the same and you start kinda rubbing off on him yk?

and darry’s just like “….whats happening.”

anyways he finds out about you not only cause pony mentions you SO FREACKINF MUCH LMAO

one time two bit was like “should i ride in this shopping cart across the street and see if i don’t die”

and pony’s like “ykw i’ve seen crazier🤨🤷‍♂️” CAISE HES TALKING ABT YOU

anyways other than that darry finds out abt you cause pony brought you to dinner w the gang once

and immediately darry’s like nope🙅‍♂️

cause you’re the hyper type to just kinda ask rapid fire questions about anything and everything in sight

pony and almost everyone else think it’s funny they’re like 😃👍👍

but darry’s just like NOOOOO

its okay though you only broke one bookshelf in the curtis house☺️

pony knows not to mention you TOO much around darry now and yall are still going strong🫶🥰

TYSM FOR REQUESTING‼️ my inbox is opennn

[silvercrane14]

Kaguya-Sama: Love Is War - two students are in love with eachother but refuse to "lose" and admit their feelings. Instead, they have increasingly convoluted plans to get the other to confess.

Okay I will admit. this Is a romance and also ive only seen the anime. So actually this would fall more under anime recs bcs the english dub voice acting is AMAZING. Anyway tho its a comedy that I really enjoy. Its about romance but like. Idk I dont read/watch romance often so I cant say "its not like the standard romance plot". But its less about them Falling In Love and more about them Overthinking Everything And Being Silly. ALSO !! tho it takes a bit, it does go into the characters a lot. Very centred on the characters relationships !! Not just romantically between the main two, but in general.

Why I think you would like it: similar in "vibe" to nozaki-kun. Funny!! But it has its moments of seriousness and it understands its characters well.

Mushishi - Eye Have Not Read This im sorry 🙏 i havent even seen the anime so I dont actually know much about it but ive been recced it so many times I figure I should pass it to you.

If u like Natsume's Book of Friends you'll enjoy this. Genuinely I think this is my strongest rec for you on this list even tho I've never seen it. I really do think u wld enjoy 👍

Insomniacs After School - IM REALLY SORRY I HAVENT READ THIS ONE EITHER. I HAVE IT KN GOOD AUTHORITY U WOULD LIKE IT I JUST CANT GUVE ANY DETAILS. BCS IDK REALLY.

"Two young teens who can't sleep find companionship with each other. They must learn to overcome any challenges and figure out what's important to them."

Why I think you would like it: Ive heard its similar to Skip to Loafer in a way!!

Girls Last Tour - Two young girls explore a post-apocolyptic wasteland. They go through abandoned buildings and old towns in their journey, battling solitude eith only eachother

This one is a little sad. More likeeee. Meloncholy, yk? I dont have much to say about it. Very good manga.

Why I think you would like it: The character relationship between the two girls seems like something you would enjoy.

Look Back - to be super honest its been over a year since I read this I dont fully remember what happens. Theres this girl wjo draws comics for her elementary school newsletter. Shes funny so every1 really likes her and her comics. at some point another comic appears, but its actually just four panels of background art. Its so beautifully drawn that the other students begin to fawn over it. Angry kver her loss of attention, the first girl goes to meet the girl making these new comics (The background girl doesnt go to school, she works at home). Thr end up becoming friends and the story shows how their friendship develops and changes, growing closer and growing further apart.

The manga is p short for. a manga but its actually just a Really Long oneshot. Its rlly good. not much else to say.

Why I think you would like it: Very similar to Blue Period. About art and how it reflects people. Also very strongly driven by the relationship between the two girls.

The Girl From The Other Side - ive been typing so much i really cant give a whole review on this. Similar to WHA. kinda. beautiful art. read it u will enjoy it

Kaguya-sama I watched the first two seasons of! Maybe I should read the manga too, I did think it was fun

Mushishi I watched maybe the first episode of, but I should definitely try again,,, I don't remember anything about it lol

I've read Insomniacs After School!!! I'm definitely not caught up though, and I've been planning on watching the anime,,,

Girls Last Tour I,,, might have seen? At least part of it a long time ago. I'll have to rewatch/read the manga

Look Back sounds really interesting,,, I'll check that one out!!!

I'm actually reading The Girl from the Other Side in Portuguese rn lol I have volumes 1-5 on my shelf

[miiilowo]

mm currently looking for horror movies that aren't Annabelle, chucky, it, etc.. cause I'm gonna write a horror genre for my ocs and I need more inspo

And to just scare myself for fun :P

Feel free to throw me any horror (even better if it has some hints of comedy)

I'll try to hit a couple different genres if you're lookin for inspiration ^_^ I always recommend behind the mask: the rise of leslie vernon any time someone sends me one of these asks because it's Good. It's more comedy than horror but it's very good. mockumentary about this dude who wants to be the next big slasher who invites a film crew to document his process. Really cool thing in the third act that I won't spoil but it's there 👍hits both found footage and slashers in terms of genre . I'd also recommend scream for slashers just because. Well. It's scream. It's good man

The Ritual is one of my favorites as well. Bunch of guys get lost hiking in the woods. Horrific shit ensues. Monster is concealed almost entirely throughout the movie and it makes it uniquely scary. i enjoy it. its supernatural folk horror

I'd recommend Re-animator + Bride of Re-animator (there is sexual assault in the first one that's pretty brutal though as a warning) because not only are they a bit unsettling with all the body horror and what not, it's also so over the top and insane that it loops back around to being funny again. It's sort of a dark comedy at times more than anything else, especially in bride. They also have really strong characters and the movies are mostly fueled by that over the pure spectacle that is happening which could be helpful. It's technically adapted from a Lovecraft story but hits frankenstein parody beats more so

There is of course always The Thing (80s one) if you haven't seen it already !!!! It's considered one of the best horror movies of all time for a reason and is probably my favorite generally speaking. It's got mystery it's got an alien monster it's got blood and gore. It's antarctic among us I guess if you want a point to relate it to (the thing was one of the main inspirations for that game)

Cabin in the woods (2011) isn't the Best Movie Of All Time by any means like some people say but it's unique and I refuse to explain why because it would spoil the whole thang, but trust me. Okay. Trust me. It's kind of horror Everything. If you want inspiration and a little bit of comedy it's definitely definitely in there

A lot of my personal joy is derived from when horror movies are just like not very good. Or easy to make fun of. So. Jeepers creepers, grave encounters, almost all of the paranormal activity series, any of the Trolls movies for SURE. the list goes on. I personally would recommend looking up "horror movie playlist" on YouTube, finding one that looks mildly interesting, checking it's IMDB page and sitting down to watch it with a friend. This is a time honored tradition of mine

[rose-riot-johnson]

2nd Place according to a poll I originally posted:

Demon Slayer(aka Kimestu no Yaiba)'s very own, Genya Shinazugawa

Okay my Tumblr Peeps😃👍Those who are fans of Demon Slayer (aka, Kimestu no Yaiba) and Genya, you're definitely in it for a treat, since he's the 3rd Demon Slayer (Kimestu no Yaiba) character I will be writing about😁👍

Genya's Long Time Crush ((Adult) Genya Shinazugawa (Demon Slayer (aka Kimestu no Yaiba) x Any Gender Reader)

Genres: Funny Light Hearted Fluff and Some Angst (Warning ⚠️: Possible Spoiler Alert, Mentions of Killing, This Fanfic may contain parts that are dark, and Possible Trigger Warning)

Genya Shinazugawa, knew you looked familiar, he decided to ask you about yourself. He asked questions to see, if you experienced particular memories he had, he asked a lot of questions about you, then he asked, "Is your name, "(Any Gender Reader Name)?", so you replied, "Yes. My name is (Any Gender Reader Name)", then he would go on asking, if you remember him and his name, which you definitely told him yes to those questions. He's very happy to hear, because of the fact you and Genya both were childhood friends. He also had a crush on you, since after a few times you and Genya hung out together a few times during your childhood with him.

One day, both you and Genya decided to go on a picnic together, then after your private picnic with him started he asked about the note you left when he found out you moved away from where you lived and why you moved away from your childhood home, you then talked about having to move away from there to another place due to a demon attack. You then asked when he found the note and if he knew anything about it. Genya, then explained that he found the note after what happened to his family, the fact that his older brother Sanemi had to kill their mother (Sanemi's and Genya's mother) because of their mother became a demon and other reasons. Genya had regretted getting angry at Sanemi for killing their mother after Genya found out why Sanemi killed their mother. After Genya had to try to go to your place to live after that incident, that was when he found the note.

You were shocked about what Genya told you and felt bad for him, so you went to hug him. After you hugged Genya, he hugged you back, then said, "After I saw the note you had to move away, I never thought I was going to see you again. So, after what happened to my family, between my brother, Sanemi and I, and you moving away, at one point I felt I had no one to turn to, then I became so angry with the world, so I decided I had to think of the factors, then I knew what I wanted to do. Would I want to dwell in self pity or would I want to come up with something else to do about the situation I was in at the time. I came to the decision that I want to be part of the Demon Slayer Corps.". Then he mentioned, "I had to grow and mature from being part of the Demon Slayer Corps and believe or not, the Stone Hashira, Gyomei Himejima mentored and trained me to kill all the demons who are evil. Without him, I'm not sure where I would be, to be honest. Then when I saw you again, I had to makesure it's actually you and not some look a like before I do chat and hang out like, especially like old times.".

You then said, "I'm sorry I had to move away due to what happened years ago. I really wish I didn't have to move. I'm just happy we got to see eachother again, Genya. Honestly, after I had to move away, my life wasn't easy, however my family and I managed to survive. Everyone who flirted with me, I had to hint to them I wasn't interested in them.". Genya was surprised then asked, " Wait... So you're not interested in anyone by any chance?". You then answered, " Well to be honest, there are certain ones I lied to by saying that I'm interested in no one, however the truth is...", you had a hard time finding the words on how you're feeling.

Genya then said, "Well, (Any Gender Reader Name) if you lied to them that you're interested in no one, then why did you tell them that then?", as he's concerned you're hiding something. You replied, "Oh yeah. Well, Genya. To be honest... That's because I'm interested in no one except... How do I say this?! I'm only only in love with you and I honestly I never want anyone else.". Genya was so surprised to hear this, to the point where he became a blushing mess. You then noticed his face turned red.

"Are you okay, Genya? Are you upset, because of what I said?", you asked Genya, while worried that you made him upset. After he stopped blushing, he explained to you, "No, I'm not upset or anything. I basically asked you these things, and since I got answers from you, especially the way you answered my questions, I'm surprised you feel this way about me, because the truth is I have been in love with you for a long time, so I'm in love with you too, (Any Gender Reader Name).", while trying to assure you with his honest confession. You become surprised about his answer for your questions as well, then you smiled knowing that, Genya is not upset at all.

After the mutual confession between you and Genya, you became, just as relieved as he is, about the mutual confession and knowing that he was assuring you with the truth. As months went by, Genya decided it's the right time to get engaged with you, as he proposed an engagement ring to ask you, if you'll marry him, then you said yes on marrying him. Ofcourse, Genya wanted to makesure to have his brother Sanemi's blessing first, which he supports his relationship with you anyways, since Sanemi has known you, eversince after Genya met you, which he also approved of you for a long time.

A year later, you and Genya had a wedding and got married. Aside from his first time meeting you and first time seeing you in years, his wedding day with was definitely one of the best days of his life and something both you and Genya will treasure forever and never forget. And that's what's most special about your and Genya's wedding.

The End

I will admit, writing about Genya is a fun project for me to work on and I feel he fits both the angst and the funny light hearted fluff genres wheather it's 2 separate fanfics or just 1 whole fanfic, just from knowing his personality and stuff, which is why i feel fit on putting both of these genres in this particular fanfic of Genya😁👍Well my Tumblr Peeps, I had plenty of fun working on this fanfic and I hope you enjoy reading this fanfic with Genya Shinazugawa, just as much😃👍

[zonerz]

I need to know more about hiro’s and romeo’s enemies/annoyances to lovers arc.

THIS IS SO LATE APOLOGIES #workgrind💪

These two would be so fucking funny. POV ur Romeo just idk filing ur nails one day when this punk bitch with white eyes locks in with powers acting like hot shit and then you realize that you can’t even poof his powers away with your own. 1000% guaranteed that Hiro tried rolling up to beat Romeo up and thinking he was hot shit only to get thoroughly humbled upon realizing that. Erm. He’s only got that Demi-god type status 💀

But Hiro is also stubborn so, as he’d learn more over time, he’d try again and get further until Romeo is like “OKAY FINE LEAVE ME ALONE ‼️‼️” and lets him have the Nether. Hiro does not but it’s the thought that counts yk. Eventually Hiro chills out more and Romeo ends up just showing up on occasion just to like get into fights only for Hiro to be a lot more capable and bro gets ZAPPED 💖 Theyd be talking mad shit the whole time so on and so forth

Then Romeo ends up powerless, with a bruised ego, and nowhere else to go so he shows up on Hiro’s doorstep like “🧍erm……. Haiiiii…….” And Hiro BEGRUDGINGLY is like. 🙄 ur lucky I remembered that I am a decent man. And tada! Now they are roomie worsties 👍 But then over time as Romeo hangs out he grows an appreciation for the Nether he never appreciated as well as learning more about Hiro and seeing this new and gentler and more charming side to him. And on the flip side, Hiro learns how to work with, tolerate, and even find some endearing quirks in Romeo :>

[mango-fizz]

what do you like about the. shiv. her. shiver 🧊<- cause of shivering

i dont like them next question

IM JK SJFHSJFHSJD i like shiver becaaauseeeeeeee theyre funny aaanddddd theyre silly anddd theyre really cool and shes kind of intense? like she will go all in yknow shes very confident in herself which then results in the most undignified temper tantrum when they lose and i think that duality is super super super super super super cute

like this ^ the gamer rage. and also how she remembers exactly how long ago down to the second she lost her last match. shes like a sore loser perfectionist what a fucking mess what is wrong with them. also theyre obsessed with money and their hobby is literally counting money. it seems greedy on the surface but you have to remember that deep cut do what they do to help the people of splatsville in need. and even if she was just being greedy, that is so sexy. i need her so bad. tumblr doesnt let me post more than one video per post but yknow in the intro to their boss fight when she does the little hip sway. you know. when i first saw that i was like wwooahh woaj okaya i see how it is. yknow 😳 also she rides a giant shark. come on. thats cool as fuck okay. also their design is awesome, cool as fuck color scheme, cool as fuck outfit, cool as fuck hair, i think theyre so prettyyyy i think theyre so cuteee i like their pretty red eyes i like their silly shark teeth smile i like that their chest is flat because i think big boobs are overrated and every time someone draws shiver with big boobs im like dawg that is not shiver im sorry but you just dont understand her character like i do okay you just dont get it. i like her voice honestly anna satou is so talented and i hope she never ever percieves me ever i would genuinely rather die 😁👍 everyone please leave anna satou alone btw. i hope she never ever finds out 😁👍 anyway what else do i like about shiver.... hmmm....... i like that she's the second shortest idol but wears platform shoes to compensate...... so cute......... i like her cool fan,,, i like her facial expressions,, i project some (read: a lot) of things onto them but im trying to think of strictly canon things that i like. i think theyre really fun to draw. if shiver was real i think i would hate them so fucking much. shes like so annoying i wanna [redacted] [redacted] in her [redacted] until she [redacted] [redacted] and i [redacted] and [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] yknow. theyve become like one of my favorite characters of all time maybe. The Character 🤲

[eviltiddyproductions]

Vincenzo : Episode 2

On the list of media with the most unserious ways to use Italian should be Vincenzo 🤣 and my little chef si si si 👍

Not the little girl pinky promise as one dangles from the window ?!!!

His upper body strength goes crazy

My man Vince has 0 eye bags and I need the skin care and concealer rn

Zero personal boundaries always makes me yell kiss regardless of situation like why are your noses that close !!! Kiss 💋

lmao cutie

my dancing queen is a lawyer! slay

help why is this man talking like a villain already😂😂😂 the pauses he’s taking and the tone is funny

show me a perfect garden and I’ll dig up dirt 🥕 tell ‘em sister!

Okay that took a very dark turn suddenly I have to side eye sister

honestly I don’t see anyone leaving the gold lol. human 101 people just refuse to part with gold for some reason

they killed everybody ??? 😭

the dramatic ass screaming and ( Italian ?) loud violins in the background always sends me

no one knocks in this show 💀

he looks very good in this lighting but do not trust him dad lawyer! don’t want to see you heart broken 😔

‘sorry sunbae’ 😂

I ADORE how dramatic she is. she’s just like me fr 😭

Vincenzo Quasano. Quaso. 🥐🥐🥐

She is so pretty 😭

the restaurant owner is giving real sass 😂

the tteokbokki on his suit 😭

dancing lawyer queenie is terrifying but yeah! fight your terrible co workers

a hockey puck to the stomach, I would’ve actually died instantly

this is actually insane. I will fight this CEO with my bare hands 😭 he’s going to break his back

someone protect lawyer dad and his daughter m

I know he’s making the worst food but I really do love the chef. Look at his mittens !!! it’s another little chef puppet

how is my man running a kitchen like that 😭

strong arming someone is bad but when you threaten someone’s family and kidnap them, maybe don’t squirm with a firm shoulder hold 😍

lmao the good lawyer dad getting happy sends 😭

the firm owner’s voice is so good. like he’s so full of excitement lmaooo.

honestly she gave a pretty solid first talk, I will steal it. ‘Small wins eventually lead to great victories, let’s not work too hard if we’re not being appreciated’ solid 👍

the zombie dancing 🧟‍♂️

they give zero fucks in this building I love them 😂

the 4 bottle of makegeolli, he isn’t making it out I fear

that’s her son 😔 at least he gets to hear it from someone else. always feel weird in these plot lines tbh because even if it is one character or just one side of the story him and his mom have probably felt a lot of pain throughout these 30 odd years. and after all that time you have to make the choice of letting go and moving forward

idk if Vince is being serious rn or playing him like does he actually feel bad about the condition of the people in the building?

this is actually so real because so many people get stuck in the system simply because they do not have the resources to challenge their verdict or bail themselves out.

the good dads get to teach you how to drink I guess. In Itaewon class it was the Saeroyi’s dad and here it’s our sweet Hong Yuchan

lmaooo her bowl cut and blonde hair I love Chayoung

Not the [ominous music] tag as he looks at her pictures omg ???

Junwoo just rat them out babes !!! this is not okay. go supply this information to her dad <3

She’s so real for screaming at him. Parents will sometimes ignore your phone at the worst time lmaooo

The way he’s staring at her, this better not be we were in love or passing in love as kids lmaooo 😭✋ that trope just always finds a way into all my shows

my dramatic ass sister will be dramatic with her hands in her pockets I love her !!!

lmaooo no one will let him eat here 🤣 he has not been able to compete one meal

oh my god dad lawyer stay alive

my girl might get fired but her priorities are straight !!!

the chef with his pizza getting a slo mo shot is so precious. look at his pizzas! he could never mess that up 🍕❤️

lmaooo they’re having a slo mo stare moment and there’s just a big inflated Italian man in between them 😭

me praying that he likes her before she likes him 🙏

the theme music, an unserious show

in the last moments of the episode is when it always hits you HOW much has happened

18 more to go

[counterfictional]

Playing ask games single player style.

Link to to the prompt post

I cannot do this for oc, because there is nothing to say about me. There's no funny past, just me is me. So here is shark me.

🎨 How do you feel about fanart?

They make me feel funny inside. Neutral experience, but a good way to feel that pull.... I don't like most ship art. Especiallly of me in maid dress. Sowwy.

📝 How do you feel about fanfiction?

I don't read a lot... but used to younger. They're .. okay. I don't prefer them anymore. They make me uncomfortable now, aha.

✅ What does the fandom usually get right?

When they make me look cool.

❌ What does the fandom usually get wrong?

When they haaaaaate me soooo muuuuuuch. I suppose that's on me though. I always find calling the sea the "red sea" annoyiiing when it's called the sea of death. Is it an edgy name, yes. Would it make sense to call it red sea to contrast the blue one? Oh yes. But hey, I don't make the rules.

🗺️ What do you miss about your world?

My wife. and sea

💔 Who are you missing right now?

My wife.

🚫 Is there anyone you hope to never see again?

I'm fine with seeing everyone! Even those I hated <3

🔀 How canon-divergent vs. canon-compliant are you?

I'm from the ending where I won. My mind likes canon compliance, so I'm a bit compliant until the ending diverges.

⚧ What were your gender and orientation in your timeline; was your identity canon?

Cis male, bi or something.

💗 What helps you feel closer to your source (in a positive way)?

is there a positive way? The ocean, maybe. Maybe interacting with the media but I have not done that in awhile.

🖊️ Do you use your name from your source?

Perhaps...

👬 How do you feel about doubles?

A handshake and hats off to them.

⭐ Is your fiction-based identity spiritual, psychological, or something else?

Both spiritual and psychological. My brain wants to believe it as some kind of metaphysic non-psychologic, so who am I to complain?

🎙️ What’s the biggest difference between you and your canon self?

I don't know. I really don't know.

💞 What’s the biggest similarity between you and your canon self?

I haven't a clue.

❓ Do you prefer when people are familiar or unfamiliar with your source when they meet you?

That depends who they are meeting in what context are we meeting. I think I'm very fine with unfamiliarity considering the source material. As much as the creator's work has meant to me and my sanity, her work can be very uncomfortable and I do not blame people for disliking the creations.

👍 What’s your favorite thing about your source?

The art style<3

👎 What’s your least favorite thing about your source?

Some things.

💸 Do you own any merch of your source?

Yes. It was the best feeling to get merchandise for it, including the manga in-stores.

🌸 Do you feel comfortable in your fiction-based identity?

Yes and no. Yes because I am trapped in it. And no, because source material is source material. I don't hate source material, just don't want to be judged for it. Being a villain-type is tedious

🌻 Who are you open with about your fiction-based identity?

Online. You don't have to dig far to find it.

I'll also add on that I do not think bad things are good things. I do not think morally wrong things are OK. Please do not try to get my opinion on source problematicness. Do not hassle me. I want to talk about my experiences but I get worried, so now there is this panicked paragraph at the bottom!

[lgcnayoung]

     it’s an unfortunate reality that idols–or really, anyone in the public eye–of opposite genders are not encouraged to interact out in the open, if not downright prohibited, lest rumors start spreading that “something” is going on. not to mention, it’s even hard for people who are genuinely just friends to interact without someone assuming they could be more, which is why haru has always made an effort to meet up with or talk to his friends who also happen to be girls in private, or somewhere he knows he won’t be caught - like backstage at a shared event or something where it was inevitable that they’d be near each other.

     that’s why when he decides to send nayoung a gift for her birthday coming up, his thought is no different. he still makes sure to wrap her gift (a white and purple cat plushie and another purple cat plushie because he was indecisive as hell between the two and wasn’t sure which she’d prefer more, okay!) nicely–albeit in giftwrap he found that makes the box look like a block of cheese but he thought she’d find it funny–before placing it in a regular packing box along with a birthday card so that at least this way, it’ll look unassuming to the outside eye.

     he even went through the effort of getting the nova dorm address from his manager after promising he wasn’t asking so he could visit himself; he was just going to send a package. it took a bit of convincing but he managed to get it somehow so he wasn’t going to waste this chance, even if truthfully, a part of him deep down was so nervous.

     it’s not that he doesn’t buy gifts for others, whether it be for their birthday or a holiday or even to treat someone because he’s apparently in a position where he can do that now, but something about doing this for nayoung felt different; more nerve-wracking, even. but since he’s already bought everything and it was all prepared, he had no reason to not send the package - so after hyping himself up a lot, he quickly sends it off without giving himself a second thought or chance to take it back.

to. nayounghappy birthday! and congrats on your recent comeback!! was your first birthday as a debuted idol fun? crazy? weird? ㅋㅋ i could probably just message you to ask but it seemed more fun this way lol plus i’m sending this before the 16th so it can be delivered to you on the day of but if it arrives late, it’s not my fault, okay?! i tried my best!honestly, i wasn’t sure what you might want or need right now but people like plushies right…? but i couldn’t decide which one to get you so… if you don’t want either, i still have the receipts so i can return it and get you something else ㅋㅋ but i do hope you like it! if not, please go easy on me :’)i hope your birthday was good and that this upcoming year will be good to you too [a drawing of a smiley face cat and thumb up: 😺👍]- haru

whoever sends her a package that looks like a cheese block really has nayoung questioning what this is, but it’s…. it’s effective in getting her attention. hopefully it didn’t have cheese inside!? and since it is already the eve of her birthday, she has some time for herself as she digs into the package and unwraps it slowly, to unwrap it into… another box! “what could this be?”

there’s a card sitting right there, and while the temptation is there to dig into the box first, she really should read the letter first. and hopefully it’s a note that actually has writing it because… genuinely, nayoung doesn’t like it when a letter simply says, “dear ___, from ____”, something that bugged her mom that also passed down to nayoung herself. pleasantly surprised, the letter is not empty, and her mouth is pursed as she slowly reads it. 

oh drat, she should’ve opened the package first because it did mention what he got, but it’s okay, it was vague at best. plushies, huh! hopefully they weren’t something she didn’t like, but haru knew her well anyway so they likely would be alright… it’d be rude to ask for a return receipt but if she really didn’t like it, nayoung wouldn’t hesitate to tell him to exchange it so…. hopefully it wouldn’t get to that point.

setting the note aside, nayoung’s glad she’s opening this quietly on her own because she probably looks so silly right now, so excited like a little child but hey, it was only her birthday once a year, right?! and it makes a difference when it’s coming from someone that’s close to her. after opening the lid to the box, she buries her hands to her face, gasping at first then laughing, because one of them looked rather… odd, but cute ( impressionable. yes yes. ) and the other was very typically cute, both in shades of purple. she loves them. she’s going to stick them on her pillows. they even fit her decor. squishing them in her palm and against her face, she snaps a quick picture with the two and sends it off to haru. 

[ sns ➪ ☀️ ] I GOT IT!!!!! [ sns ➪ ☀️ ] where are the return receipts, you’re going to need them…[ sns ➪ ☀️ ] i’m just kidding! thank you haru TTT—-TTT you remembered meee hehehehe  [ sns ➪ ☀️ ] what’s with… the cheese though 

[tatakaeeren]

Im doing good today! i was SUPPOSED to start working on my research presentation (I'm in a research lab ^0^ we study cancer and diabetes) that's legit due in three days but i got lazy and i started it and have nO CLUE what to even do for it so imma just wait until i go in tomorrow and talk to my lab professor over whot i even should be doing bc i am c l u e l e s s

but im also glad you weren't weirded out by the bl recs i know some people can get like iffy on that stuff and i do get why there is some bad/weird stuff but that exists in literally every media source people just like to hate but YES love for sale is literally like....GOSH SIEON IS THE BEST TOP EVER

but on a side note it is very silly goofy of me that i spend like 8 hours a day in a research lab running big brain research and then like....i come home and look at silly little anime or read silly little mangas like i really am just some girl having dreams and delusions over manga men

which makes my mother oh so sad she quite literally wishes i would be more promiscuous and ish even though i am like so repulsed by irl men it's not even funny like idk if other peoples who are "late bloomers" for lack of a better word but like my sister and mother SHAME THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS our of me for being 21 and never dated like they genuinely thought i stunted or something and i was like damn imagine not thinking you can be okay and content without being in a relationship in the year 2023 INSANE.

-lavender anonie <3

Oh woahhh!!!! what you do sounds super interesting!!! but I feel your struggle, we have all been there, projects, essays, presentations, etc... a nightmare. I really hope you find your inspiration and that your professor will be able to guide you and help you out 👍 don't worry everything will be fine :).

Yeah, I get your point, some genres are not for everyone. I feel that if someone doesn't enjoy a specific one, then they should be polite about it in order to not offend the people that do like it...like instead of being rude just say it's not your cup of tea. I read pretty much everything 👍

hahaha girl that is all of us XD!!! most of us have work, or uni or school or run a "normal life" but then we get home or open Tumblr and that's when our inner thoughts and thirst gets wild and free... so you are not alone!

Don't let those thoughts and expectations get to you. You are you, you live the life you want to live, and if you have not been in love or haven't lived some experiences that people your age have lived, who says you have to have a partner at that age, who says you have to do x, y, and z at your age. F*ck all that, you can't force feelings or experiences onto people just because someone else has expectations or "society forces you to believe" ... I EXPECT family to be more understanding and supportive.. yet they aren't! so why should you fit into their expectations? but don't let it bother you and move at your own pace.💖

[dahfloofysmol]

Hi!! Here are my favorite things to point out when I’m dealing with silly zionists who lack critical thinking skills. (Excuse me here, lemme just squeeze in real quick)

1) “I didn’t say anything about Jews.”

Antisemitic = hostility to, prejudice towards, or discriminating against Jews. So when in the world did I say anything about Jews? I am 90% sure they don’t know the word themselves. Simply say “hey buddy! I didn’t say or even talk about Jews. Cant be antisemitic if I’m critiquing people for murdering other people, rather than for their practices and religion.”

Jew does NOT equal Israeli. Also, the concept is the same as going “I don’t dislike what you’re doing because you’re gay, but because you are killing people!”

Jew does not equal “I’m allowed to kill thousands of people.” If they say you’re antisemitic, but you haven’t said snoggle about Jews, go ahead and assume they don’t know what’s going on.

2) don’t bring up Hamas. Period.

They do not see them as people. At all. It’s awful and I hate it, but they will not listen to you if you start talking about Hamas (even though it’s a group that is just retaliating against 70+ years of violence from the Israeli government, IOF, and unfortunately the settlers too. The government is not the people, but sometimes the people behave in ways that line up with the government).

3) DO bring up that you never talked about Hamas

I get a lot of “BUT WHAT ABOUT HAMAS??? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA SAY ABOUT THAT??” and I like to say “I didn’t even mention them! The topic I’m discussing with you is about people dying in the ‘crossfire’!” (Because the IOF DEFINITELY doesn’t use kids as target practice (specifically calves and ankles, btw), and are totally just caught in the “crossfire”)

And lastly, which is my favorite:

4) “regardless of who started what, it is morally wrong to punish hundreds of thousands of civilians because of one ‘terrorist’ group”

Because it is. Nothing can ever justify bombing civilians just to get to one small group.

Could you imagine if that happened anywhere else? “Twin towers attacked, so the US government started bombing hospitals to find them!! They are in underground tunnels, and are using doctors to shield them!” Sounds like a conspiracy theory, right? So absolutely ridiculous and silly.

Zionists, will unfortunately not understand if you point out that it sounds like a conspiracy theory, but will generally kind of understand when you say “bombing people that NOT attack Israelis, BAD. Snipe kids ankles, murder for try to grab flour, randomly murder elderly ALSO BAD”

Or, well, I’d hope so. Again, you have to adapt to the thinking skills that they have. It might be frustrating, but I pinky promise that you’re a trooper for trying. They might not believe you, but someone else will see what you’re saying and will. If not, maybe they’ll question what they’ve been taught, which sounds like a win regardless! You make a small dent, and eventually that worldview will come crumbling down.

Quick note: do I believe they’re a terrorist group? Nahhh. But you gotta speak their lingo. Won’t listen to you otherwise. I am not saying it’s generally okay to kidnap people, or other things the Hamas group has done, but also, if someone came to where I lived and occupied the land, harassed generations of my family, and randomly murdered, raped, and kidnapped my grandparents, parents, siblings and/or kids? Huh, I’d respond similarly. And most other people would too.

Funny mention is that the Hamas group grabbed hostages to trade for Palestinian hostages from Israel! Not that Zionist’s will listen, but neat to know anyway.

Need a recap?

1) “I didn’t talk about Jews.”

(If you didn’t. If they try to say something about Jews to provoke an answer from you, ignore it. They legit do not know what they’re talking about)

3) “I didn’t talk about Hamas.” (If you didn’t 👍)

4) “It is wrong to punish hundreds of thousands of civilians because of one ‘terrorist’ group.”

“Killing civilians who have nothing to do with the original conflict is wrong.”

“Killing civilians for months on end because of one group is wrong.”

“Killing civilians can never be justified.”

And other variants! There are a lot of ways to say the same thing.

4.2) additional notes about wording (YOU STILL WITH ME???)

Notice how I didn’t say murder and Palestinians? Those are trigger words. They may not even listen to you once seeing one of them, because they don’t think it’s murder, and they generally think most Palestinians are “part of Hamas!! And murder people!! They’re all Muslim, which is different and scares me!”

We are dealing with very racist, un-empathetic people here. “Civilian” is a very safe word, and I’d recommend “justify” and “moral”, as they think that they are very in tune with those things.

If not arguing with a Zionist, ABSOLUTELY say Palestinian, Gaza, murder, and massacre!! The more explicit, the better. These words are censored in western media a lot (like how people are “killed” or “died” rather than “murdered”) so please say them when you can!

You made it to the end?? WOW. Here you go, a cookie 🍪 thanks for reading! I hope this was informative and helpful :D

I know a lot of free Palestine people want to believe that it's possible not to be anti-Semitic on this issue, the problem is that a lot of things have become complicated, calling Zionists terrorists or the like is considered anti-Semitic by a fucked up historical fact

So in short, propaganda was once spread that Jews are murderers, and therefore today it is considered anti-Semitic, so we live in such an absurdity that talking about Israel's crimes is anti-Semitic, because you know, Israelis = Zionists = Jews (Zionist logic) , and since it was once propaganda to dehumanize Jews, it is clear that that today is also (Sarcasm)

So yes, this is the case where anti-Semitic propaganda has become true and saying it is wrong because of the historical context, that is, when we talk about Israel's crimes, we are saying something anti-Semitic, even though it is true and is happening before our eyes

So, when we fight for Palestine, we will still be labeled an anti-Semite, because the context that is taking place means that we cannot avoid it, other Jews are also harassed for supporting Palestine, and by Zionists, because Zionists believe that these Jews hate themselves for being Jews (Sounds legit, no big deal)

This is simply the strangest situation because of the context itself, so because there was once propaganda about murderous Jews (Jeez, it sounds like the title of a horror movie created by a person on acid), today talking about Israel murdering civilians is anti-Semitic (Yes, here there is a spiral of absurdity)

So yes, we cannot not be anti-Semites in this situation, because history is fucked up and any reaction to the crimes is wrong, because Israel is a Jewish state, so you can't say that Israel murders civilians, because there was a stereotype that Jews are murderers, so saying that Israel murders is anti-Semitic

So yes, you already know why they call us all anti-Semites and it's fucked up, because it means that genocide goes unpunished when it's committed by a Jewish country, compare it to Sudan, Armenia, Congo and what Brima did to the Muslim minority, criticizing the crime here is recognized considered exemplary because it is not made by Jews (Absurd, but we live in such times), so you can criticize it (Even Russia, which attacks Ukraine), but dare you talk about Israel and its crimes, they will try to cover your mouth (And the Palestinians themselves)

So do you understand what happened here? Zionists have become stereotypical Jews and are outraged that other Jews despise them

The only way is to say how absurd it is that you can talk about what is happening in Congo, in Armenia, in Sudan, in Burma and in Ukraine, but you are a criminal for talking about Palestine

So there, you can't be an anti-Semite, because, as I mentioned, accusing Jews of crimes is anti-Semitic, even if these crimes are committed by ancestors who did shit

[slasherstories123]

hi! this is my first time sending a request so sorry if it's bad lol.

but I was wondering if you could do one with the slashers (Michael, Jason, Billy Loomis, Stu Matcher, and Brahms) react to you scaring yourself with your own reflection. bc that just happened to me and I wanted to see how they would react.

sorry if it's too much🙂👍

Slashers reaction to you getting scared by your own reflection

Paring: Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Billy Loomis, Stu Matcher, and Brahs Heelshire x GN! Reader

A/N: I‘m not even gonna lie this was fun to make and I found it funny😭

Tagslist: @brxwrvth @callmemeelah @dootys

Michael Myers

Michael was coming back from hunting and just wanted to relax for a bit, he was about to grab something sweet from the cabinet until he heard you scream.

Tilting his head slightly, he went to see what was wrong with you, when he found you on the bathroom floor gasping for air. Michael looked at you like you were crazy

“Sorry Michael! I didn’t hear you come in, I just got scared by my reflection that’s all!” He have you another head tilt, how do you get scared by your own reflection?

You’re not scared of Michael but you’re scared of your reflection? Really, come on Y/N, he grabbed your arm and helped you up before leaving you in the bathroom.

It may seem like he didn’t care but he did get a little worried when you screamed,

If you somehow managed to see that he was worried dont being it up to him or else he’ll get grumpy and will leave you in a different room

Or will just leave the house completely while you burst out in laughter

Jason Voorhees

You told him to wait on the couch since you were just going to the bathroom, he sat there patiently, waiting for you to come back.

You were washing your hands and looked up at yourself in the mirror, you let out a high-pitched scream that made Jason fall off the couch just from trying to run to you.

He nearly broke down the bathroom door just to see you in the floor with a shocked look on your face, he gently picked you up to make sure you didn’t hurt yourself, and he sat you in the sink.

He looked everywhere in the bathroom to see if it was a victim, you had to tell them there was no one there and you only got scared by your reflection.

Right after you said that he gave you a slow confusing head tilt, so you’re not being attacked by a victim? He’s glad that you’re okay but he found it silly that you got scared by your own reflection

He then signed at you, “You’re scared of your own reflection Y/N?” You felt offended by his question, “Hey! It just scared me!” “So basically you’re afraid of yourself?” You hit his chest playfully,

“I am not!” Jason just shook his head at you before picking you up and putting you back in the couch so you both can now continue your cuddle session,

Billy Loomis

He find sit stupid and funny at the same time, he was leaning in the doorway in the bathroom, watching you wash your put your rings you had back on your fingers, you knew he was in the doorway.

When you looked up you screamed at yourself nearly falling to the ground, Billy laughed at you as you screamed again, holding his stomach in laughter

“It’s not funny!” “Oh it’s funny alright!” You crossed your arms at him, feeling embarrassed by the fact that you got scared at your own reflection, after a while Billy began to calm down from his laughing fit

He was still chuckling but not so much, you left the bathroom with him still in the doorway, “JERK!” Billy tried to tell you that it was funny, you still wasn’t listening to him, “I mean come on! You’re scared of your own reflection!”

He has a point, you and him always watch horror movies and never jumped at one of them… except for 1 scene on Nightmare on Elm street. “Okay I see your point but stop laughing!”

Billy managed to stop after a few minutes, giving you a kiss on the forehead as an apology, saying he won’t laugh at you again

Knowing dang well that’s the biggest lie he’s ever told

Stu Matcher

This guy will play around and will scream with you, once you scream at your reflection he’ll scream right along just to make you scream again

“Stu! Knock it off!” You whined after you both stopped screaming, “What did I do? You screamed so I screamed!” He said with a smirk on his face. You hit his chest playfully, as he started laughing.

Stu finds it funny when you scream because of your reflection, it will catch him off guard sometimes but he will be the type to try to make it worse.

You remember when you screamed at your reflection and he poked his head out just to scream, of course you got scared and screamed again, you groaned before literally hitting him on the head,

“Oh come on that was funny!” “No it wasn’t!” You ignored him for the rest of the day, it was hard due to him apologizing so much and him whining about wanting to cuddle with you

Stu will also will also try to scare you just by standing in the doorway, you managed to get scared by him a few times

And of course, he found it funny while you screamed in terror, you got him back by kicking a door out of nowhere, making him scream like a little girl😭

Brahms Heelshire

He’s confused 100%, why are you screaming at a mirror? At first he thought you were in trouble, until he found you, your back pressed up the bathroom wall, “Oh hi Brahms!” He was even more confused than before now

Are you okay Y/N? Have you been in the mansion for so long to where you get scared of the smallest things?

Just like Jason, Brahms will make sure that you’re okay, when he does he’ll just stand there not knowing what to do.

You’ll have to reassure him that you’re fine and will lead him out of the bathroom, poor boy is lost in his head and is worried about you.

He’ll just silently follow you through the walls just to make sure you don’t get scared again, he’s not taking the risk of hearing you scream again.

Brahms will also cover up all of the mirrors in the mansion just to make sure you don’t scare yourself again, it took him a while but he did it without trouble… and not breaking any mirrors

At first, you were confused as to why he did, but when he told you, you just had to pat his head just because of how much he cared about you to do that. You thanked him for it.

You found it cute how he was worried about you… but now you’ll have to somehow tell him that the sheets on the mirrors have to go… good luck with that

[infictionalwonderland]

Marvel characters with s/o who has gen z humour !

warnings : swearing, jokes about serious matters, concerned avengers LMAO, fem reader in mind

characters included : tony, nat, thor, steve, wanda, pietro, vision, bucky

tony stank stark —

cue bug eyed expression

tbh he will probably make similar jokes but coming out of your mouth, the person he cares most about

he almost has a— i was gonna say heart attack but he ain’t got one 😟 you get the gist

when you reassure him it was a joke he just barely calms down

clings to your side for a bit after said concerning joke

if asked he won’t admit that he was scared shitless

eventually gets used to it tho

and even agrees sometimes

people are so concerned for the both of you they just watch your interactions like 😮

‘these hoes fr?’

he doesn’t really find your especially concerning jokes amusing per say but he won’t almost faint with worry for you

moral of the story is give the poor man a warning

so he doesn’t almost channel his endgame self bc of you.

natasha romanoff —

SHES FR SO CONCERNED THE FIRST TIME

she’s like : 😶😮😦

“don’t say that.”

cue concerned pouting

and you’re like issa joke bby

but she ain’t convinced

from that day forth she officially declared PDA her thing and was all for it, just to show you how much she loves you

she’ll grow used to it

apologies to other concerned and bewildered people on your behalf

a lot of tired sighs

some hidden laughter

but she’s mostly concerned 😭

don’t get me wrong, bae has a great sense of humour but the gen z level humour is a whole other level

won’t really join in on the joking, she’s gotten used to ignoring it at this point

it’s normal for her after a while so she forgets that others are concerned

but hey? your sense ‘a humour is a part of you so she loves it... kinda.

thor odinson —

NO PLS HE’S SO CUTE

imagine the most horrified, appalled, shocked facial expression

that’s his reaction

exactly that.

“lady y/n why would you ever say such a thing?”

you have to sit him down and explain that it’s just how you speak, you don’t mean it.

... most the time anyway 😁

he’ll tilt his head confusedly

“why would talk of your demise be humorous to any sane creature?”

bitch i can’t he’s so cute

AND SO CONCERNED

he’s like a concerned mom 😭

while always frown at the comments

so you lay off on them as much as you can, not liking the unhappy expressions he makes

the rest of the team find his reactions absolutely adorable tho they won’t say that

but also annoying cuz in the middle of full on blood guts and gory fights he’ll come over and hug you and check you ain’t feeling like throwing yourself in front of one of whatever it is you’re fighting

it’s cute but like-

miss ma’am we’re in the midst of a battle

anyway he’s the sweetest<3

steve rogers —

my guy would be FLABBERGASTED

and really sad :(((

he sketched out your whole lives together you couldn’t just leave him now

“what’s wrong? are you okay? did i do something- i’m so sorry if i did-“

and you’re like “no, no, sweetheart it was a joke.”

but he just frowns

“well it wasn’t a funny one.”

rude 🙄

we could say the same about your bland white boy 40s humour but we don’t do we

anyway-

this humour and him don’t really mix well LMAO

but, for you, he’ll try and come to terms with it bc he would never want to change anything about you

and everyone around you is wondering how this relationship dynamic works

bc for shit half as worse as the stuff you say, steve reprimands other people

but with you

it’s just like a free pass

and everyone else’s like 👁👄👁

‘eXSQUEEZE ME’

and you’re just like 😁👍

you’ve got the man whipped so he don’t do or say shit

not in public at least

wanda maximoff —

my baby is the cutest of them all :(

i love her so much

the first time you make the joke she knows you don’t mean it bc she can literally be your mind

but she still gives you a slightly frown-y look like ‘stop please’

and idk bout youse lot but i’d melt at that look

you smile at her in reply

and she gently grabs your hand and kisses your palm affectionately

OROWJFNBEWIWJG

sorry that was me malfunctioning

:) moving on

i feel like she might even laugh at some of your jokes because she knows you don’t mean them in a serious way

and she gets more clarity from seeing in your mind that it’s literally just how you joke

you & pietro would be besties

and wanda would be the tired but slightly amused mom

she gives you warning looks when you say things death related in public and she can FEEL the shock from other people

hand squeezes in warning

thigh squeezes, too

😩😩😩😩😩

basically wanda is just my favourite. :)

pietro maximoff —

i feel like he would have the same ish sense of humour

he’d laugh at every single one of your jokes.. just cuz he’s a simp

and he’ll join in with the same energy

the two of you are in your own little bubble of gen z humour

and everyone not in said bubble is so concerned 😭

“hey piet what do you think about speeding the both of us off this cliff and ending my suffering?”

“only if as my dying wish i get a cheek kiss, princesa.”

“done deal.”

everyone is is like ‘uhhh guys..’

steve’s sneakily pulling out his written and rehearsed speech about mental health awareness

straight up cackles are always heard from the two of you when you’re around each other

cuz you just get each other’s humour

oh, and you’re around each other all the time

so the non stop laughing drives the team absolutely up the wall

vision —

please my mans would give you the number of a suicide hotline

and you’re laughing like —“it was a joke vision.”

his poor android self don’t understand

and probably will proceed not to understand 😭

you have to thoroughly explain your humour to him for him to like 🤔😯🙂 ‘i understand now’

still tempted to give you the suicide hotline number ngl

it would be okay-ish if the jokes were once in a whole bit it’s like multiple times per day

can you hear his electric brain frying ?

you confuse him a lot

like a lot a lot

but he knows he loves you

and will continue to do so

despite your confusing sense of humour

:)

bucky barnes —

JAMES the love of my life

the last he remembers of society, it was still a majorly sexist time and the girls he knew certainly did not act like the girls now

especially the humour

so this fine ass man is SHOOK

bae fully freezes and is like - 😲

he just looks at you in stunned silence

and you’re like 🤨”what?”

“you- yo- are you okay?”

and you realise what’s the matter and it’s hard not cackle but you plaster a smile on your face and push down the laughter

“yeah, yeah i’m fine, that was a joke.”

“that’s how people joke now?”

you just explain to him it’s your sense of humour and his still in disbelief

will call steve later on that day on the device he doesn’t understand and inform him

the sexc grandpa duo share their shock

never gets used to the jokes

he doesn’t comment tho

he just shakes his head with a small smile

because even tho he doesn’t understand your humour or why you even find what you do funny, he genuinely thinks you’re perfect the way you are

plus if he understood everything about you and you were just normal it would be boring, he’ll admit.