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barbaricjester · 6 months ago

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I'm think so hard about Stanley Pines I'm gonna fucking cry. Have you guys ever noticed how he talks to Ford even before he got him back. In Carpet Diem he scolds Ford and says his carpet is ugly. He asks the wax lookalike if he wants anything from the kitchen. He tells Ford to shut up when he's reading his journal. He tells the kids he talked to his reflection while fishing alone. He needed his brother so fucking much and I'm

#i fully believe that he ran down to the lab after he ran away from the wax funeral #he was so overwhelmed he had to give it another shot and repeatedly tell himself that ford was alive #god he didn't even fucking know if ford was alive #thirty fucking years and he held onto hope #imagine he turned on the portal and nothing came out #no one came back #maybe fords glasses fell out #but thats it #im gonna cry so hard #conan rambles #gravity falls #stanley pines #stanford pines #stan twins #sea grunks

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gongyussy · 2 months ago

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deepthroating a gun without breaking eye contact...... he put his entire gongyussy into that | SQUID GAME 2

+ the video because the sound he makes when he puts the gun in his mouth? [redacted]

update: he improvised that. the man really said i'll go full slut.

#my beautiful unhinged wife..... you know the salesman is an utter freak on the streets and in the sheets #i watched one episode of the new squid game for the plot #the plot: gong yoo showing off his lack of gag reflex <3. he gloc on that glock etc.#the way he drags his bottom lip down with the muzzle of the gun sjhfsgfjhfgkj. redacted redacted redacted.#anyway. new username to celebrate #he put his entire ahjussy into his performance here. his ahjussiussy. his ahjussussy. you get it.#mutuals/followers from my old asian drama blog remember when train to busan came out in 2016 and for one and a half months #and i slipped back into my obsession and i was just a gong yoo shrine? ;_____;#i'm on the brink of regressing.......... help.....#also pardon the quality realised only after exporting that my grain was too strong -.-;#gun tw #blood tw #gong yoo #squid game #squid game spoilers #squidgameedit #netflixedit #tvedit #kdramaedit #uservik #chewieblog #userbbelcher #userisaiah #it's been a while i forgot what other tags there are…#long post #you know what.#gay #i cannot read salesman/gihun fic because i dislike ljj with a burning passion though.....

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heph · 3 months ago

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The tech guy in movies

#gravity falls #stan pines #stanford pines #stanley pines #grunkle stan #grunkle ford #ford pines #Some notes: I don't think Stanford swears before getting thrown into the portal.#And then in the multiverse he was introduced to a multitude of different curse words and started cursing left and right LOL #When he came back #due to proximity with family he stopped cursing for the most part #but then one time on the Stan o War when he was really really stressed ... This happened HEODNAK #Ford stubbing his toe near the kids (now teens): FFFFFFUUUUiiiddleford Mcgucket . My pal from college.#Haha yes that was what I was going to say definitelyDipper: it's okay Grunkle Ford we know the fuck word #Mabel: (dramatic gasp) dipper you can't say that!!!!!!!!!

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homiu-l · 4 months ago

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crazy season am I right

#I cant wait for that mumbo line just came back one day and smacked my head open like a boomerang \( ^O^ )/#wild life smp #traffic smp #wild life spoilers #grian #skizzleman #mumbo jumbo #homiu fanart

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atompalace-official · 18 days ago

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Sweetheart Sylveon 🌈💌🎀✨ Happy Valentine’s Day!!! 🩵💕

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sirazaroff · 2 months ago

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I dedicate this post to the funniest beef ever

#fooze #wicked #wicked fanart #wicked the movie #wicked the musical #gelphie #glinda upland #elphaba thropp #madame morrible #they were so gay that Morrible came back up to deal with it. the invitation could wait for SURE #don’t worry. by act 2 the beef will evolve to the two fist fighting on the emerald palace floors #I dunno what the spray does you guys can figure that one out #I hope you guys enjoy the stupidity :)#bit by bit I will remake the deleted scenes #DONT HOLD ME TO THAT I’m such a liar. I got like one more in me

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stemmmm · 3 months ago

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the scene people keep screaming about from chapter 5 of theseus' guide

#gravity falls #gf theseus' guide #billford #stanford pines #bill cipher #stanley pines #mabel pines #dipper pines #m.png #THIS WASNT SUPPOSED TO TAKE ALL WEEK AAGH #cool thing i did where i took these characters who i cant draw from any angle but the front and then have them turning around CONSTANTLY #not just views from different angles either! active turning! im a genius!#i feel like you can tell which shots were drawn on different days sadkfhlgljaskg this killed me. i was gonna clean up the bgs but fuck that #theyre functional on a basic level and that is all we need #anyways can you believe the notorious line is only in the fic because an eagle eyed editor (not myself) caught it just before it was delete #and started screaming until it got put back #also the way stump came over while i was making this and was like 'oh right. i ship them' at the way i made bill flirt lmao #it hits different in the visual!#alright now i gotta fucking haul ass on the chapter 8 one

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humming-fly · 4 months ago

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The 2D vs 3D contrast of the sonic and shadow generation hubworlds cracks me up the more I think about it

Bonus:

#behold a 2am shitpost we're so back #sxsg #sonic x shadow generations #sxsg spoilers #sonic x shadow generations spoilers #which I'll tag just to be safe lol #this comic comes purely from the fact I was trying to play both games at the same time #swapping between them after each boss #and that really does highlight the difference pretty starkly lol #shadow the hedgehog #omega e123 #my art #doodles #comic #still haven't quite figured out how to draw these guys but we're gettin there #to my knowledge shadow doesn't have a holographic map on him but let's pretend for the sake of giving him something to look at #he's a weird pseudo sci-fi guy he can have one as a treat #edit: you saw this before I came back and added in omega's symbol no you didn't

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goatyuuji · 1 year ago

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BOY MOM GOJO SO CANON

#the megumi and Gojo one is so uncanny #anyways megumi u know what Gojo did at 16 when he almost died …he came back #I know you have it in you baby boy now is the time #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru #okkotsu yuuta #itadori yuuji #megumi fushiguro

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sarcastic-clapping · 8 months ago

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#iwtv #interview with the vampire #iwtv spoilers #louis de pointe du lac #daniel molloy #the vampire armand #armand #sam barclay #the last one came to me in a vision and then i just. made more.#also louis does come back often but that man loves to leave #iwtv text posts

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bluerosefox · 9 months ago

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Always Favors You

Another Sibling Danny and Jason idea!!

"Are you Jason Peter Todd?!" demanded a deep and commanding tone from the strange glowing being in front of them.

All the Bats stiffened and tensed, no doubt gearing up for a fight against the being that somehow knew Red Hood's full name.

Jason, Red Hood, decided to put on a brave front despite no doubt cursing in his head and wondering how the heck did this thing know his full freaking name.

"Whose asking." he snarled out, his hands twitching for his gun when the huge glowing knight with purple flames coming out of his helmet and cape, who was riding on a nightmare looking horse while they all had been in the cave going over tonight's patrol.

The Knight didn't seemed bothered by his response nor did he even seem to care or flinch when Batman made his own demand on 'Why was he there and who was he' or when Damian unsheathed his sword and pointed it towards him. Instead the strange glowing Knight reached to it side and pulled out... A glowing scroll? Huh. (Also he completely unnerved everyone in the room when the Knight didn't even react when Batman had tossed a Baterang when he reached for his side)

The Knight opened the scroll and spoke clearly with purpose.

"Jason Peter Todd,

You are hereby invited as a special guest of honor to the crowning of our future King of the Infinite Realms.

Daniel Phantom, once Daniel Jackson Fenton, and once Daniel Austen Todd.

Prince of the Infinite Realms, the Keeper of Balance, The Peacekeeping Halfa, the Defeater of the Tyrant King Pariah Dark, The Great One, Youngest of the Ancients, Ancient of Space, The Bridge between Life and Death.

You, the half-brother of our King, have been given the highest of honors for your past actions and will be given housing and food in the Realms and Phantom's Keep, for the week long event. Personal servants and attendants will be at your disposal and a seamstress will be on hand to tailor make your attire for the Coronation.

Signed: Clockwork. Ancient of Time. Watcher of the Infinite Timeline. Kronos. Mentor and Adviser.

PS: I shall have Fright Knight ("Me" the Knight bluntly said for a second) leave this scroll along with a personal one for you from Daniel to read over and once you make up your mind sign the bottom of the scroll.

I do hope in time you will pick the right choice Jason Todd, we of the Infinite Realms would like to reward you for your actions. After all, if you hadn't gotten young Daniel away from your father that night all those years ago, we would never had gained our Prince nor be free from our once Tyrant King.

Ah, one more thing.

The Infinite Realms will always favor you Jason."

Jason felt like he couldn't breath as Fright Knight? Rolled up the scroll, pulled a letter from his side, and held out the two items for him to take.

#danny phantom #danny fenton #crossover #dp x dc #blue rambles #danny phantom dc #writing ideas #random idea #dpxdc #Danny and Jason are half brothers #Fright Knight #Clockwork mention #Jason saved baby Danny when Willis came home drunk one night and their mom was out of her mind at the moment #Danny had been crying for food and Willis was getting annoyed #Jason managed to run off with baby Danny to a few towns over and put him in a baby box before getting caught a few other towns over by cops #and was shipped back to Gotham #kept his mouth shut about where he put his brother and took any punishment that came afterwords #It set up the timeline where Danny is going to become the Infinite Realms new King #Hence why the kinda sentient Realms 'rewarded' Jason later on when he died aka bringing him back to life #I love the idea of a kinda sentient Realms tbh #it loves Danny because he's been helping rebuild and mend the Realms #Danny is its fav King thus favors those related to him #well everyone but Willis #he's in Walkers prison btw #I want Jason to go tbh and see how every ghost is getting everything ready for the coronation #its chaotic yet organized somehow #I want more Danny's coronation stories #Like I love already King or just finding out Prince Danny but we need more coronation ones tbh

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magpiedraws · 2 years ago

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Jon he's really trying here cut him a break

(tumblr crunched the resolution of this comic a lot rip)

#dracula daily #hello im back from the void with shitty dracula doodles #i actually drew this last year but never posted it #here it is now though #count dracula #jonathan harker #Drac reading the english bradshaw guide is still one of the funniest moments in Dracula to me #i know it is supposed to show how he's planning to infiltrate england and appear local #but it really does just come across like he picked it up in a panic and pretended to be reading it when Jonathan came back into the room #and being the weird guy he is thought reading train schedules was really normal behaviour #bram stoker's dracula is a romcom #re: dracula

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sunderwight · 2 months ago

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Bingyuan where Luo Bingge, after many fruitless attempts, finally manages to find a world where:

-The Nice Shizun (who he now knows to be Shen Yuan) is there

-Hasn't died from anything yet

-Doesn't already have a Luo Binghe

-Isn't seriously entangled with anyone else either

Enter 52 year old twice divorced silver fox Shen Yuan, who has only just recently come to terms with his homosexuality (after two marriages have imploded over various factors pertaining to it), and is fending off helpful advice from his sweet & encouraging teenage daughter (who is convinced her dad needs someone to look after him before she heads off to college).

#svsss #bingqiu #bingyuan #shen yuan #luo binghe #pidw luo binghe #bingge having a bit of a crisis because he's never been more attracted to anyone before in his life #shen yuan meanwhile still read pidw like thirty years ago #man takes one look at luo binghe and after the two minutes his weird brain needs to process the situation #is just like WAIT I have a TEENAGE DAUGHTER and immediately starts trying to shove him back into the dimensional rift he came from #luo binghe: i have come in search of my true love #shen yuan: no the fuck you have not

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undertalethingems · 25 days ago

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