#no longer pregnant pomni ☹️

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Jax after accidentally calling Pomni fat during her pregnancy:

-Gangle protection program

Lol i fucking hate Hornstromp

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Let's just pretend that Rose and Ragatha made it to the hospital in time and Rose helped Pomni give birth

Yasss

Jax: He looks like a Pomni mini version with bunny-ness

Pomni: Hey, Jax...

Jax: Are you okay?

Pomni: Not really...

Jax: Does it still hurts?

Pomni: Yeah...

Jax: I'll stay here for you. *Kisses her*

Pomni: thank you

[asktadckrew]

Meet Baby Lex!!

He's babyyy

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pooomni how are you doing?

Pomni: I'm okay ... I can't wait for the KREW to meet Baby Lex...

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Rose: She's an assassin, and one of my friends. She'll know what to do. And before you panic, she's help uncover human trafficking incidents before, so Lex is in good hands if she finds him

But we should also compensate by searching around. Jax, we need you with us, the more the better. Nori will stay with Pomni

Jax: alright. *Kisses Pomni on forehead* I'll be back, baby. Nori will watch you

Pomni: bye, Jax!

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*Rose checks Pomni's fluids and vitals, the seem to be running smoothly*

Pomni, are you feeling any kind of pain?

Pomni: not any pain that has absolutely nothing to do with childbirth

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jess has arrived at the hospital with zooble, gangle, and kinger. as they arrive jax sees them and loses his mind.

jax: stalker j, you have five seconds to explain why you’re here.

jess: trying to see my friend in the hospital, also im your neighbor and i’ve known your girlfriend longer than you have

zooble: hit him with the bat jess

kinger: i see an ant for my insect collection

gangle: where’s everyone else

jax: with pomni in the room, now shut up im trying to protect my family from a stalker

jess: you have a second to let us into the room with pomni, or I’m going to use this bat to cause some of the worst fucking pain of your life

jax: one sec-

jess whacks him in the leg with the bat, not that hard but he’s over dramatic about it.

jax: drop the bat and you can go in

jess: thank you

they drop the bat and everyone goes in

Pomni: Jax, you're here! Thank goose...

Jax: ofc but stalker J attacked me 😭😭😭😭😭🫣

Pomni: uuhh

Jess: he's lying

Gangle: Aww where's baby??

Pomni: They're doing some check-ups on him

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"congratulations on your baby!" Batty said, clapping her hands. ( NO LITERALLY CONGRATULATIONS- )

Pomni: Thank you!!

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Dear Pomni,

We would like to inform you that after a bit of testing, your baby is deemed healthy. But do you think we should run some additional tests to see if the baby has Encephalitis or a Brain tumour? We’ll leave you alone to settle the decision down with your friends.

Signed,

-Hiroshi Minh Lee (G.P.P)

Pomni: Uhh paranoid af but sure

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Pomni I made a list of the things the gangle protection program bought in the last 9 mins.

719,018,816 stuffed toys

8275 inhalers just in case the baby has asthma

687,766 baby bottles

687,766 large cans of milk powder

3 cribs

Aaanndd…

Yeah that’s about it. We didn’t get enough 😞.

-Sophia Robertson (Gangle Protection Program)

(P.S Gangle, you run this program y’know)

Pomni: three whole cribs? Damn, I'll have to give those to Gangle

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Hello! I'm here to deliver the baby!

Pomni: Thank you!

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*burst into the recovery room with pomni*

Miss pomni we have your baby! Mission accomplished!

*hands the basket with the baby inside back to her mother*

Pomni: *exhale* Baby Lex... *Smiles*

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Jess: I have my bat, give me names and date of birth. I will find that kidnapper if it’s the last thing I do

Pomni: We didn't get his birth certificate yet, but I wanted to name him Lex!

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Nori: You're Welcome, just wait for a few minutes and your food will be ready

Pomni: Okay.

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Nori: Hi Pomni, apologies for the inconvenience. We're decently low on staff this month since an earthquake happen in a nearby town and many were dispatched to the site

If you require anything, you may call me. I shall prepare some food for you

*Nori's voice is soft and lighthearted in tone*

Pomni: Thank you for helping me...

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*The other nurses took baby lex to another room*

He'll be fine, their just gonna check on his vitals and put him in an incubation chamber

You can put your legs down dear. But first, let's check if you had torn some skin

*Rose checked if Pomni had torn some skin, she did*

Just relax dear, I'll was off the area and you can put your legs down

(Pomni's legs were still in the birthing position)

Pomni: *crying* okay... IM SCARED MATE