#no it definitely is

[mustbemosstaken]

c!Ven looking at dilf Fable like “can have my job, pls, sir, I’ll do anything 👉👈”

*squints* I know what you are

[cyrsed]

@dystriplica and i were trying to decide on a $$ to dead space credits conversion, and we were comparing a small scuba tank replacement to the small air can in the ds store (not a perfect comparison but whatever), which was like essentially 1000 credits = ~$100 (for a cheap tank on am*zon).

the problem is that the prices are fairly inconsistent so like, plasma cutter ammo is 1200 credits or something, which feels like idk, "ammo" (mining equipment ig) would seem like it ought to be less than an air can (altho maybe not idk). the obvious reason is that y'know, it's a video game and the prices don't have to be rational to the crew on the ishimura they have to be rational to the player lol, but Whatever

anyway i ended up on the wikipedia page for company stores for totally non-dead space related reasons but i was thinking like. this makes way more sense than credits just being the universal currency tbh.

A company store is a retail store selling a limited range of food, clothing and daily necessities to employees of a company. It is typical of a company town in a remote area where virtually everyone is employed by one firm, such as a coal mine. In a company town, the housing is owned by the company but there may be independent stores there or nearby.

Company stores were monopolistic institutions, funneling workers' incomes back to the owners of the company. This is because company stores often faced little or no competition for workers' earnings on account of their geographical remoteness, the inability and/or unwillingness of other nearby merchants (if any existed) to accept company scrip, or both.

like yea that makes way more sense to me than credits just being what everyone everywhere uses, and i mean i have to wonder if they originally intended for this to be the way it worked but like, at the same time the valor has credits on it too so even if it was ever intended to be that credits were a CEC thing specifically, the game itself doesn't actually support that lol, but again maybe that's for game design reasons more than world building or whathaveyou.

also ds2 contradicts this pretty strongly obvs, but ds2 also has the store fully changing your entire outfit while you're still in it instead of just clipping new pieces onto it so i don't think they were holding themselves to 100% fidelity to the logic of the first game lol

the real point here is this though:

CEC... Chuck E Cheese

[nerveslikecobwebs]

Moments before disaster…

[shrubsparrow]

It's in the eye of the beholder

[twinnfawn]

Yknow rewatching gravity falls makes you realize how batshit insane Ford truly was

1. Lights his face on fire instead of shaving because “it’s faster”

2. Suggests Rudolph should’ve murdered the other reindeer for making fun of him

3. Had a situationship with a triangle

[depressedlochnessmess]

im sure this has been done already but uh mimiku

[marlynnofmany]

If that doesn't have potential for some fairytale nonsense, I don't know what does.

[noodles-and-tea]

Yknow that one au

[clownsuu]

I could NOT get this out of my head for the life of me

[great-and-small]

Apparently the local university’s undergraduate entomology course sends students to catch insect specimens at the same place I like to go birdwatching, which explains why I saw three enormous frat looking dudes with tiny bug nets and overheard one emphatically say “bro BRO I told you we already have enough lepidopterans”

[muffinlance]

My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"

And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."

Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden

[tariah23]

Oh…. Well, it’s over for Crunchyroll I guess

[miiilowo]

days used to last all day. now days last 5 hours. If you're lucky

[spookygibberish]

OK SO I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET IN THE RAIN AT 2AM AND I SAW AN ANIMAL RUNNING DOWN THE ROAD AND SO I GRABBED IT AND

IT WAS THIS

[itsdefinitely]

some screenshot redraws