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I wanna hear the TedTalk
#actually I think this is sweet#no idea who that dude is tho#and as a 29 y/o that IS dating and unfortunately also likes men#the tags making fun of swifties for this actually make me irate#like put aside your swiftie hate for 2 seconds#do you NOT hear the bear jokes????#the stories of OLYMPIC ATHLETES killed by their boyfriends and husbands?#the french woman whose husband pimped her out IN HER SLEEP TO THEIR WHOLE TOWN#and think huh maybe dating is really hard rn?#maybe the bar IS LOW for like soooooo many men#chivalry is on its deathbed if not dead#and in some ways it should be like women can do things for ourselves and your partner shouldn't be your entire world#but someone looking out for someone else in THIS dating economy??? yea that's hot#and tedtalk worthy considering how many damn tags i just wrote#the bar IS IN HELL so finding something that isn't just basic decency and actually GOOD?!?!?!#now i wanna fight#wishing well
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im posting this without any context
#jk. years ago my bro and i thought it would be HILARIOUS to make a fake facebook mom account and mess with people#come to find out. there is a fuckin “COMMUNITY”(?) of ppl with the same idea#like. joke accounts#so my bff/roomie made one too.#and im like. oh. wouldnt it be funny if william afton was a clueluess facebook dad. who is british. hence the weird ass typing#idfk we sometimes go on here while drunk (AND SOBER THO) and laugh our ASSES OFF#ITS SO STUPID ITS HILARIOUS#fnaf#william afton#willy's facebook adventures#wtf#the only reason facebook should be used#fnaf meme#five nights at freddy's#AND PPL PLAY ALONG. SOMEBODY MAKE A HENRY ACCOUNT DUDE#I WAS LAUGHING SOOOOO HARDDD#they're getting married btw. they created a facebook event#this is comedy gold to me
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#mdzs#jin guangyao#jin ling#lan xichen#qin su#su she#nie huaisang#jiang cheng#yanyan polls#tried to make most of the options nice this time bc man this guy deserves a break#tho ngl he seems like the kind of guy who would have no idea what to do with free time#other than find more work. dude come on#anyways re: last option. huaisang 100% did that on purpose#this is what he uses his spy network that not even jiggy knows about for. unparalleled hater behavior
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Soul is really good with kids. He's like a father figure and would probably get asked to babysit if they had friends with kids
Mind tries to be but they're scared of him. He's good at figuring out why they're upset but since he's not good at being "gentle" with the kids he's not really good at actually fixing the problem.
Heart isn't the best with kids but they're like an older sibling figure to any kids the trio has to deal with. Probably needs supervised because they will cause absolute fucking chaos
Headcanon #612
#chonny jash#submission#cj mind#cj heart#cj soul#chonnys charming chaos compendium#putting whole as the “i dont know what to do with This” type#not bad with kids but not good either. kinda a middle ground but more he has no idea what to say or do but he plays along#at best the awkward cousin/nephew ig?? or like when your parents hang out with their friends who also have kids but theyre like WAY younger#so you stand there like “....tf am i supposed to do for an hour these are toddlers. i cannot hold a conversation here help”#tho if he were to try he'd just like “yes and” whatever the kids doing or saying despite not understanding Anything#“sure little dude. you cook up that toy shopping cart on that plastic kitchen set”#cj whole
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Ok I know I'm heavily biased here but like I kinda love that Astarion's romance is one of the few in this type of video game where you basically end up canonically unmarried and childfree in his "good" ending? Just travelling the world??
Like it's honestly the millennial dream lmfaoo cannot believe i chose what would undoubtedly be my favorite option, first try
#also love that he's basically atheist like ok thanks you made the man exactly coded to be my type#and the humor and beautiful curly hair is very much something my IRL partner has too so like... how can i resist#anyways not sure a lot of people relate cause i think a lot of people want that fairytale romance#even tho wyll is right there yall#but i love me an unconventional or nontraditional one!!#i'm TIRED of being married with children as the endgame pls let's not do it#also a lot of people seem into him being a dad and im like... how? why? where in canon did he ever lmfao#more power to ya if you dig it but i just dont see it being in character#like in DAI i loved cullen and my inquisitor getting married and having a dog#and they seem the type to wants kids one day. but Tav & Astarion? lol no#i just think it's neat#is this a hot take? i have no idea but i don't see it mentioned a lot as a new fan tbh#pls do not come at me you can enjoy whatever you like#i haven't seen the ascended stuff so idk if being his 'consort' is like being his bride#but i feel like overall it's not and the vibe isn't all that different in this sense#except that you're hosting evil parties instead of travelling :/#Astarion#bg3 spoilers#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate 3 spoilers#bg3#also YEA he's nice to Arabella but you can tolerate certain kids without wanting one or being 'good parent' material#case in point: me lmfao#OKAY update i saw the AA stuff and yeah you're kind of implied vamp married and he does mention spawn as children 😫#but he also says in banter he won't make any other spawn??? so what is it dude#anyway that's also clearly the “bad” route and he doesn't seem as happy as unascended#who feels “truly free”#and if you're durge I'm pretty sure its even worse to consider having kids?? lol#but i digress#pk plays bg3
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Ok but can we talk about the absolute horror of being watched and monitored 24/7 that the ancients must have had. The citizenship drones being like an Alexa that's constantly following and listening to you (except it's five pebbles and not Alexa lmao). The fucking OVERSEERS. THEY'RE CALLED THAT FOR A REASON. BECAUSE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THEIR CITIZENS AS WELL AS THE ENVIRONMENT ALL THE TIME. (I would talk about the fact that they all show arti fucking ads as well but honestly idk what else to say about that. Capitalism got yet another society 😔). That's some fucking nightmare fuel dystopian society settings we are being hinted at. You know the Big Brother Is Watching You thing. The book. Yeah that's what it reminds me of.
The Iterator Is Watching You.
#imagine not being able to escape being watched any second of your life#imagine being one of the first ancients who saw an iterator come into being#imagine being one of the first ancients who had to go live on top of them#imagine being one of the first amcients to be constantly scrutinized by the overseers#i bet they knew this wasn't really a good thing#no matter how religious they were. by the time of pebbles though they were far too religiously indoctrinated to realize this was bad#(as a society i mean. theres always some who disagree and figure out what's going on)#disclaimer i have never read the book i am talking about and only know it through references and pop culture. still tho yk what i mean#rain world#rainworld#rain world iterator#rw iterator#iterator#rw five pebbles#five pebbles#im tagging him too even tho hes only mentioned i wanna reach more ppl with this#pls i may not have said everything i wanted to say cause i cant get my thoughts straight rn but i want to hear what yall think about this#agh the whole situation is so fucked imagine being the Big Brother in this and not even having a choice in it.#imagine that everyone with critical thinking knows this and cant do anything about it.#not even mentioning the cataclysmic level rain the iterators brought. like dude who thought this was a good idea.#imagine all this + the end of the world and its ecosystem as you know it happening right before your eyes#and you cant even blame the person at fault that much bc they were literally fucking born into this#rw overseer#forgot this one#rw ancients
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JASH STICKER COLLECTION GAINS ANOTHER
Also they do adopt certificates for the lil guys u get which is p cool however rlly funny & rlly weird since its just his name
Heres where i got em!!! theres tons of diff stickers & stuff u should check out :D
also got crocheted pan flowers!! :D
#stickers very cute i love it#lil gummie bear guy :}#the flowers are also very pretty#also the certificate is cute idea for the lil dudes unless you buy one of the “celebrity” ones then its just silly & weird 😭#like now i just gotta have a paper saying i adopt a real guy is so wack help#might add another sticker/sticky note to make it say gummy jash or smth#its also kinda silly so tempted to keep it that way. also cos i wont be seeing the sheet much. not as much as the actual sticker at least#so odd tho to read#i do not want to adopt some random grown man thats like a year & a half older than me. im putting him back up for adoption who wants em/j#chonny jash#moss post#cj fif
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@stars-above-spookytown dude did you know that you are awesome sauce? :3
Have those silly Gregor doodles I drew for you!!!
#cj 24#art#doodles#my art#artists on tumblr#spooky month#spooky month father gregor#spooky month requests#I love you so much dude#even tho I have no idea who are you lmaooo#but you helped me! there's actually some requests I got after your reblog :)))
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as time passes by and the older i get i really do not give a fuck. i love and appreciate fire emblem if for what it is. the storys fun messy the characters are lovable and dramatic and stupid and the tropes are what i eat for BREAKFAST. age gap. siscon/brocon. gap moe. surprise cousin incest. faux incest. being able to woo a shota/loli. being able to woo old men who literally watched you grow. camilla va sawashiro miyuki. Fire Emblem If (2015) you will always be my top 3 favourite fe game
#one thing about fe is that when it reaches the western fans ofc some of its ideas/tropes/archetypes do not reside with them#while fair and understandable#i do not need to see the constant backlash lmao my hobby is having fun#like. ok the reason i love fire emblem is coz its messiness is what draws me in#each fe game has its insane themes that make me go OO#fea has its future children shtick#fe if has. all that#fe 3 houses has student/teacher#even fe7 has some of these tropes but ofc the intense drama is what got me#fe8??? LMAOOOOOOOOO DONT YALL STAY BLIND AT EPHRAIM/EIRIKA that shits so wild#not my cup of tea but i love how they will use the brocon/siscon as a thing#not as obvious as if tho#and then fe4.....when will fe4 remake come oout#OH N THE FE WITH MICAIAH IN IT#what was that dudes name...sothe??#immortal/mortal who grows up to be an adult n falls for the immortal who takes care of them#you will always be special to me#fire emblem is truly the game tht keeps giving#fafar yaps#about fe14
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I had another Good Omens fanfiction dream this morning.
Basically, Crowley was due to give birth. You might ask, Pestilence, what's with you and Crowley being pregnant?.. The answer is, I don't know, and neither does my therapist.
So, Crowley's due to give birth, he's scared and in pain. Beelzebub shows up, along with a few other demons (I guess I'll look through the Key of Solomon, I remember a few have to do with healing). She told him they'll support him. I have a feeling, the dream adhered to my idea that Crowley and Beelzebub are siblings (in spite Beelzebub looking like she does in S2, so Indian).
Crowley had to change to his snake form, because while his human form was male (so he couldn't give birth without surgery, which was too dangerous), his snake form was female. The demons put him in a whelping box (genius idea). Crowley gave birth to either 4 or 6 baby snakes (apparently, they're called snakelets). It was a live birth, which, fun fact, some snakes do give (i think boa constrictors, and snake Crowley kind of looks like one, aside from the colouring). The baby snakes then morphed to human form. I don't think Crowley nearly died, but he lost a lot of blood, and got extremely exhausted. No, it probably wasn't realistic to how snakes actually give birth.
(They were far larger, though)
Oh, and at some point, Aziraphale found out, but someone (possibly Beelzebub) forbade him from coming, because an angel's presence would distress the babies, and they wouldn't take human form. They could also die.
No, I don't think Aziraphale was the "father". The babies were demons, while, according to my headcanons, when an angel procreates with a demon, the baby's an angel, as it's the original form (though, they do retain some demonic features). Maybe, Crowley mated with an actual snake, or something... It would be very Greek and Norse god of him, but what the Heaven, dude... I guess, Beelzebub could act as the litter's she-father, once the two had reconciled. Which, is a word I use for maternal figures who, traditionally, would be considered more paternal. You know, kind of emotionally detached, more provider than carer, often absent, that sort of deal.
This is incoherent, but I only remember fragments. I guess, I will put it down in my notes for the future. I already did. (I'm kind of tempted to write the birth scene, I like writing birth scenes, they're brutal).
Don't you just have a love/hate relationship with when you are already swamped with WIPs, but the Fanfiction Gods send you another vision?..
Also, don't you just hate it when you give birth to a litter of snakelets, with the help of your coworkers, and your estranged sister.
What the Hell do you even name that many damn whelps...
#yes it's not the first mentioned the previous one but just in passing that it's very heavy... it's also crossover w legion#this is unhinged i am unhinged#diary pages#dream journal#idea archive#i'm making notes#good omens#good omens fandom#good omens fanfiction#crowley#snake crowley#good omens crowley#good omens beelzebub#good omens aziraphale#i'm just... adding as many tags as i can so i find this when i need it#i can't remember if idea archive was my tag for this#story ideas#pregnant!crowley#i learned some information about snakes#beelzebub is always female in my works and always looks like shelley bc she's pretty#crowley ending up w she-fathers for his/her children is becoming a trope#first michael then... his sister i guess this is kind fo the crowley x beelzebub inc*est au#not the crimson peak one tho#seriously who in the hell is the snakelet daddy for once as isn't the accidental deadbeat#crowley did you go all loki my dude were you creeping on animals like some greek gods#i think beelzebub asked him whom he mated but i don't remember the answer#wtf now that beelzebub's pretty she's no longer the enemy to protagonists but their relationship softens most times#having 4-6 children now that's an actual nightmare#i have fankid names for crowley's kids but they aren't this damn litter#just name them after heathen gods or musicians or something
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I think a life series idv au could work really well but A) the idv lore can be confusing so I don’t really know it THAT well and B) WHO TF IS GONNA LIKE THIS CROSSOVER 😭
#HEAR ME OUT THO. they’re both a seemingly infinite loop of death games.#there’s also some outside force driving the people to kill#(even if some of them would’ve wanted to kill anyways)#there’s also sometimes gimmicks that change with each iteration of the death game#+ if ur a fan of the ‘winners are the only ones who remember the other death games’ idea for life series. it works rlly well for idv!!#I just. I want to make the life series characters as IDV characters so bad#I also tried thinking of how to turn the different seasons into idv style death games#but with not as many ppl being in each manor game and people also ACTUALLY dying instead of coming back to life#it’s pretty hard. if I wanna kill a character they have to be DEAD after that. L.#but like imagining the idv characters in the life series is AHAHAHAHA. dude the game 1 characters are having the drama of their lives#they would just be killing each other over and over. honestly game 1 is pretty life series coded. They Would.#THE HUNTER VERSIONS COULD BE THEIR RED LIFE SKINS LMAOOO#idv and life series have similar energies to me. idk how to explain it. but man. if anyone else is a fan of both. wanna discuss this#I JUST REMEMBERED I USED TO DRAW NORTON AS A CANARY. WTF. LIKE STRAIGHT UP LIKE JIMMY.#the meaning was TOTALLY different tho. and Jimmy Canary is popular fanon while Norton Canary was Just Me.
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Stickbug and his awkward i-didnt-even-want-to-be-in-this-photo smile
#my art#my funky guys#hhhh. do i tag this as fandom related.. idk.#clone shiro#sorry to random ppl seeing my dumb little oc guy. his name is stickbug and hes my special little guy#the thing about him is that stick is very fixated on how he is percieved#and tries his best to control the image of himself others see as much as he can#..unfortunately for him hes also awkward as hell and looks like a deer caught in the headlights in 9/10 of photos hes in#i love stickbug so much... 22yo with a history of people pleasing who has put up multiple walls around himself over the years#and is so so fucking tired and confused and angry and just wants to have everything Figured Out already#ive been experimenting w more detailed and rendered drawings lately and this is the result#i dont draw this guy nearly enough so this is like an apology#i was too lazy to draw a bg tho so yeah hes stuck in The Void. tough luck dude ig#also please dont ask me what the fuck is he wearing. i have no idea. its like a sleeveless hoodie or smth??? idk. it looks so fuckin stupid
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CORRECT THANK YOU FOR SHARING
#submission#I actually have seen this meme because someone sent it to my supervisor at some point and she showed it to all of us ajdbkajs#working with a bunch of gay autistic math nerds fucking rules lmfao y'all have no idea#one of my bosses is super into sci fi and is also a math teacher and puts star trek and firefly and buffy and hitchhikers guide etc etc#references in EVERYTHING he makes. I took a math class from him once and all of the test questions were about some fuckin show#whenever he runs meetings he asks us questions based on star trek usually. recently in a meeting he asked us to choose the best captain#I'm one of only like 3 people who watches all of this shit so I looove going to meetings when he runs them#bc he'll ask some fuckin question like who's the best star trek captain. and the 3 of us who knows what's going on will just start arguing#while everyone else looks around like what the fuck is going on right now (this one always gets the newbies)#my ALL TIME favorite Jake moment tho was when I was there one night and there were no students so we were all just hanging out#and Jake walks out of his office and he looks kind of annoyed. and he's a big dude like super tall and broad and loud as hell#so I can hear him like mumbling shit all annoyed and I'm like hey Jake what's up? you doin ok?#and he sighed and was like no. the schools internet filter started blocking my FAVORITE board game forum#and now when I have a thought I can't just look it up to see if anyone's said anything about it. and that's like ALL I do. it's so annoying#and I was like Jake maybe that's why they blocked it akddjkansbdjsdbebs#god I love that dude. and this barely mentions my other supervisor who is autistic and pansexual and married to a woman#and both of them foster several kids. Jake has like 10 fuckin kids or smth bc he was fostering a couple of kids and then he got married#and she already had children and then they had a baby together. idk he's got like a whole baseball team they're very cute
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I very much engage with Baatar and Kuvira from the stance of "pov of the antagonists" I by no means think "oh they're good guys actually" or that they never did anything wrong lol I love when they are sick and twisted. I love thinking about how they brought themselves to where they are. I know most in the fandom are big on villains getting their proper punishments and righteous justice but I can't lie, I love when the villains are villaining and continue to do so and not all conflicts get wrapped up quickly and neatly in favor of the heroes lol like in my ideal world Baatar and Kuvira remain as these two very polarizing leaders of the Earth Nation and that's their legacy on history bc they can't just be fought into submission as the issues they present are too complex and widespread. I was robbed of my cunty villain era for them so I'll be damned if I don't play with it myself lol
#LoK Thoughts#[ me at Baatar and Kuvira: you are wretched you are terrible and you are the moment#me at the other LoK villains: I do not see you I do not hear you who are you even?#except maybe the first half of s2 Varrick he truly was at his peak then#dare I say s2 Varrick is actually the best written LoK villain imo#it's such a shame he got so flandarized as later seasons went on#I do love him as part of the Earth Empire tho#his dynamic is out Baatar is so funny dude#Baatar is out here hunting him down Dead by Daylight killer style and Varrick is playing Minecraft on a completely different screen#he does not hear the chase music he has no idea ]
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From Euge Valovirta’s Instagram. March 12th, 2024.
#samy elbanna#lost society#euge valovirta#NEW SONG FT. SAMY OUT FRIDAY#NEW MV FT. SAMY OUT SATURDAY#are you hype??#because I��m hype!!#no idea who this dude is tho lol
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Reading or studying some Nietszche is fine but the worst thing you could possibly do is talk to other people who read Nietszche and by people I mean fuckin dudes who read Nietszche
#in almost all areas of life i tend to be like.#men are not inherently worse for anything they're just people. i know enough straight dudes who are legit cool and great#B U T.#straight men mentioning Nietszche is always a big old redflag for ASSHOLE#and the Nietszche podcast i listen to is by a dude! it seems great tho. i have no idea where he is politically#which i think is good if someones talking abt Nietszche. he shades JP which gets bonus points#anyway this was brought on bc i found the comment section of his podcast#also let me be clear i like a lot of Nietszche but i also want to fistfight Freddy N a LOT#shut the fuck up about aristrocrats you bitch
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