#no idea what that means)

[anxiousdragoncollector]

Still have no idea what a fucking thesis is

[lastoneout]

the good news is that I bought some edibles with CBN in them and actually managed to sleep last night but the bad news is that the only stuff they had was a hybrid rather than pure indica and it has CBD also which means it made me feel Weird As Fuck before I passed out

[000marie198]

Little brother is celebrating . Little brother happy

[adrianlikesdinos]

idk what the fuck is going on with my computer but those fans are working for their LIVES and every time my computer competent friend takes a look at it to see what's up he gets this overwhelmingly dissappinted look of concern

[blessed-bruises]

had a dream that duolingo was revealed to be like a front for some kinda dark web shit and honestly if that were real I would believe it

[tiikafiredancer]

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

[j0nesy]

I want to find the person who came up with the Midas and Montague are brothers thing because, no hate, now I can't ship them without ppl eating me alive. ITS NOT CANON, CONFIRMED OR EVEN HINTED AT ?

[vbs-kaitos-big-naturals]

Electoral District of Nunawading

What if when we were born we were each assigned a Wikipedia page like a social security number would that be fucked up or what

[fairsweetlonging]

truth serum / system reveal au where shen qingqiu gets hit with an uncloaking spell that reveals the system in the reflection of his eyes every time it pops up.

during one of his missions, in the treasure hoard of some dragon-like creature, he finds a golden, oval shaped hand mirror, its gaudy style more victorian based than anything (airplane you hack!), that doesn't seem to do anything when he looks into it. but when he does, it reveals the system's screen in his eyes.

he doesn't notice this, of course, because he can't see it, and the system, surprisingly, stays quiet.

the peak lords think he's cursed.

maybe mu qingfang is the first to notice, during the mandatory post mission check-up, when shen qingqiu is scrolling through his most recently accumulated points and mu qingfang can see the strange vividly-blue lines reflected in his pupils. it's gone when shen qingqiu blinks, like it was nothing but a trick of the light.

it comes out when yue qingyuan is visiting and, just as he's done laying out the plans for a new mission, shen qingqiu's eyes glaze over and a bright blue box takes over the whole of his iris. shen qingqiu goes quiet; the thing in his eyes moves, shifts, pulses for a second, like static worms crawling all over his pupils. then he blinks, and it's gone, and shen qingqiu accepts the mission that yue qingyuan was almost sure he would decline.

maybe there is an intervention, when the peak lords corner shen qingqiu at qian cao peak and try to figure out what's wrong, subjecting him to all kinds of treatments and curse-finding spells that turn up empty, they can't find anything.

of course, the silencing threat is still very much up and running. at first shen qingqiu was kind of confused by the whole ordeal, but when the peak lords start describing a "strange blue box", he realizes, with sickening suddenty, that they're describing the system. and he can't say anything.

this only makes everything worse, because their fellow peak lord now keeps evading every question and acts like he doesn't understand. liu qingge points right at his face and asks, "that blue box, what is it?" and shen qingqiu laughs nervously and starts talking about how bright the weather is and surely it's the sky and nothing to worry about!

even worse, during the intervention the system thought it was a good idea to start talking to him, so now even the peak lords who hadn't seen it and who might have been persuaded by light tricks and reflections, get a first row view that no, that definitely isn't a trick of the light.

they try to do the whole thing of "are you in danger, blink twice" but shen qingqiu can't even do that because it's still a direct admittance!

maybe eventually he starts saying vague confirmations that don't actually confirm anything, like "this master hears what you're saying", or maybe he goes with a classic "this master can neither confirm nor deny that." but the system starts warning him for that too and eventually he stops saying anything, which worries the others more.

luckily mu qingfang catches on that every time they ask a direct question about the box or shen qingqiu says anything vaguely confirming, it appears. it doesn't appear when they ask about curses or demons, so it must not see that as a threat.

for a little extra angst: maybe the peak lords keep pressuring him for answers, and at some point shen qingqiu gets fed up and snaps out something like, "why don't you understand that i'm not allowed to answer that!" the system counts this as a direct admittance, threatening it's existence. so it punishes. shen qingqiu has a qi deviation so bad it lasts two weeks and takes two people every day to cleanse his meridians. the system doesn't appear in that time. it doesn't appear for a long while after that, either. the peak lords stop asking, mainly because shen qingqiu will instantly leave the room if they do. they don't stop searching for a cure, though.

shang qinghua returns from a business trip and catches on the second someone mentions a blue box and forced silencing.

[ifindtheartifacts]

I had a dream where there was something done about Taylor like a movie or something and they used like exact outfits she had worn and we were all like oh look she wore that on this day this is so cool

[callousincarnate]

doing back to this because I have more to say!!

Recently read fourth wing, going into expecting it to be somewhat good and not super duper smutty, then was unpleasantly surprised. The hype it got on TikTok completely upset me because, Jesus Christ Yarros, if you’re gonna do enemies to lovers, make them have a clear fucking enemy arc!!!

I got so confused when Xaden was like ‘I’ve loved her from the moment I first saw her’ like no you didn’t what are we talking about? Violets pining was annoying, her character in general was annoying and I was so ARGGGH at the constant pick me vibes I got from this supposed strong female character.

Overall. TikTok is ruining book recommendations for me and I will never trust it again.

Stan the classics. American Psycho is my fav SATIRE literature. Peace.

i feel like. Certain books being published these days. You can smell the reylo fanfic writer circa 2016 off them

[scpwiki-official]

humidity 84% :skull emoji:

[salamander-crimes]

what is it about the least canon-compliant aromantic headcanons that makes them the best. like when a character shows no romantic attraction okay that is pretty awesome. but when romance is a big part of a character/plot? oh now we're fucking cooking

[joshuamj]

Hero.

[spigosaur]

My gender is so bad that they have to go with Frankenstein himself to repress his worries.

@starryslushie @ollitheheadphoneskid23 @manchblack

Type "my gender is" on your phone and let your phone finish the sentence, then tag your moots to keep the chain going, I'll go first.

My gender is a little bit more intense than I thought I could have done

@mirukosbitchywife @get-junpeid