#no hook

[sxrgripp]

the scourge is all in my nervous system

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[naylasavannah]

mannnn

you ain't gone believe this shit!

This non driving bitch out of Sweden!

She hit me head on! my light was green, but she stomped on the pedal

[gorillacampflow]

GORILLA ENRGY(PROD.BY ENRGYBEATS)-FLOW X LB

[prokopetz]

While the Onion buying InfoWars is indeed extremely funny, very few of the posts I've seen commenting on the sale have mentioned that the families of the Sandy Hook victims apparently agreed to voluntarily reduce their lawsuit payout as part of a deal to ensure that the Onion would acquire InfoWars wholesale, rather than having the company broken up and auctioned off piecemeal, as the latter course could potentially have allowed some of those pieces to end up back in the hands of Alex Jones' cronies.

Like, yes, it is in fact very funny that InfoWars is now a wholly owned subsidiary of the Onion, but the real props go out to the Sandy Hook families who saw the opportunity and willingly gave up the additional millions of dollars that could have been realised by stripping InfoWars for parts in order to make that happen.

(EDIT: Fixed a sentence incorrectly suggesting that Clickhole is still affiliated with the Onion – it totally slipped my mind that they'd sold it back in 2020.)

[yellbug]

i am so absolutely utterly scared that my insane grandfather in his 80s who runs miles every morning is going to leave me a bird in his will and i am especially scared he is going to leave me a large cockatoo named "captain hook". hook has been trying to make me his child bride since i was like 6 years old and every time i see him again which has only been a couple times with decades in between hook is like "you. it's always been you. ever since you were born i've known we were meant to be" captain hook you are a bird and i am a LESBIAN and i don't WANT an eternal sentinel captain HOOK!!!!!!!

[masteroffearshusband49020]

I fucking love this gif

[fleshia]

“ perverts “ — filet crochet by me

[egophiliac]

gargoyle Mal is everything I've ever dreamed of and more. his little raincoat! his umbrella! I hope he really does have big ol' stompy rainboots to splash around in puddles in. I hope they have little faces on them.

(Twst please give me Malleus having a rainy day adventure, this is everything I need right now)

[caffstrink]

Grandfest was great

[alexia-ts]

Let's take this together down 👇 here wyt? 😉

[splatoonlink]

HELP i was watching off the hook perform and the angle i was at makes it look like pearl is being repeatedly set on fire 😭

[gorillacampflow]

LB x Flow | " GORILLA ISLAND" | Shot by @JUGSHOTTHIS

[rattanwhip]

Gottem

[demilypyro]

Best Marina lines

[sluxxtyprinc3ss]

It’s all yours daddy 🥺👅