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[cripplecharacters]

Hi, I hope you're having a good day! I have a schizophrenic OC and have some questions about psychosis:

What are moments of clarity in the middle of an episode like, as in realizing a delusion isn't true? Can a moment of clarity fully take you out of an episode on its own, or would you just spiral again without intervention?

If you get closer to where a hallucination is "coming from" in physical space, does the sound get closer?

What would it be like if you tried to physically interact with a visual hallucination? -Anon 🐝

Anon 🐝 here again with more questions about psychosis: How common is it to hallucinate (visually or auditorily) people you know in real life? Can you have consistently positive experiences with a recurring hallucination? Thanks so much for everything you do!

Hey!

I have psychosis but not schizophrenia, so please keep this in mind. I'll also say that psychotic symptoms and experiences are extremely individualized, and these answers are based on my own experience, they're by no means universal.

Can a moment of clarity fully take you out of an episode on its own, or would you just spiral again without intervention?

This will depend on a few factors, I think. If someone is in general aware that they have a psychosis spectrum disorder, go into a psychotic episode, and realize "oh I'm Actively Having a Psychotic Episode" then that might take them right out of it, or do so gradually, or at least help them stop freaking out. If someone has the insight of knowing what is happening to them, there's a higher chance they will go back to "normal" faster.

On the other hand, if someone is unaware that they are in psychosis, or what is going on, there's a higher chance they will go back to it. But there are no hard rules - someone who is normally extremely self-aware of their psychotic episodes might spiral into it over and over if they're under more stress than usual, for example.

Another thing is whether the hallucination/delusion is "bizarre" (fantastical, literally couldn't happen, not understandable even in the person's religious/cultural context) or "non-bizarre" (possible, even if highly unusual/improbable). If someone is aware they could be in psychosis, it's much easier to clock something as fake if it's of the bizarre variety (since having an alien in your bedroom is weirder and raises more questions than someone knocking at your doors a lot). That can provide that moment of clarity if you have enough self awareness to go "but aliens aren't real, I must be in psychosis" - though it's not a guarantee by any means ("what if I'm the first person to discover aliens?" -> starts spiraling all over again).

The same above goes for "simple"/"complex" visual hallucinations - if you realize that the "person" is actually just a vaguely person-shaped blob of color, it could just take you out of it, since well, that's not very convincing after you notice that.

There are also ways to "solidify" that clarity. A really common trick I know is to take a photo of the hallucination; if it's not here then you know it's not there either. Some people also take off their glasses and check if there's a mismatch in how the hallucination should look like if it was real vs if it's made up by the brain (if it suddenly looks like an interactive object in a 2000s video game or looks weirdly HD, it's probably a hallucination), though this one never worked for me personally.

What would it be like if you tried to physically interact with a visual hallucination?

I only ever tried to do this while I was fully unaware that I was in a psychotic episode, so keep that in mind.

Looking at it now, I didn't "feel the hallucination" at all. I was hallucinating thing A, and touching real existing thing B (that I thought A was on/under), and I felt exactly what I would if it was just the real physical object B. But because I was hallucinating, I didn't pay attention to that fact, and it certainly didn't "take me out of the hallucination" that the hallucination didn't feel how it should. It obviously depends on the person, but if someone is trying to touch the hallucination and expecting it to feel like the thing, they probably won't notice even if it doesn't feel like it at all. You could be hallucinating a dog and be touching a chair, and it wouldn't feel out of the ordinary.

As for the hallucination touching the person - again, can only speak for myself - tactile hallucinations can be extremely real. Mine felt 100% how they would (if they could logically happen, since mine were of the "bizarre" variety), even looking back at it now.

If you get closer to where a hallucination is "coming from" in physical space, does the sound get closer?

A lot of the points from the answer above will be true for this one too. If someone is completely "in" that hallucination, they might not notice/care even if the sound doesn't get any closer despite them getting closer. But yes, some people can have very realistic hallucinations and be able to tell exactly where its sounds are coming from according to them. If it's a static hallucination that e.g. only shows up in a specific area, they might avoid going anywhere near there.

Also: not all hallucinations that should logically produce sounds actually do. Another thing that the brain might ignore and not question for some people, and take someone else out of the hallucination entirely.

How common is it to hallucinate (visually or auditorily) people you know in real life?

I think media makes it seem way more common than it actually is, but it does happen. This could also be affected by the person's life events, e.g. if a psychotic person has recently experienced something major regarding a certain person, there's a higher chance they could be hallucinating them - because it's Recent and Traumatic. Some people will be hallucinating people they know 24/7 nonstop, others will literally never have it, and a big portion will have a few of those throughout their life.

It is also fairly common to hallucinate recently lost loved ones after their death for people who aren't (long-term) psychotic as well. It's basically a trauma response to high stress, and can happen to anyone.

I'll say, you can hallucinate all sorts of real people: they sure could be your closest loved ones, but they could also be your classmates, your annoying coworker, the cashier at your local grocery store, a religious figure, etc.

Can you have consistently positive experiences with a recurring hallucination?

You can, though I personally never did. I'll leave this question to mods who have more experience with it, though I'll say that you can especially have a positive hallucination if it's a hallucination of something you already like (like a friend, for example).

For the end I'll also mention that there are many more types of hallucinations than just visual and auditory; olfactory (smell), tactile, sexual, somatic (e.g. pain, or feeling like you're moving when you aren't), and command ("the voices telling you to do something", it's usually categorized differently from auditory ones).

Hope this helps,

mod Sasza

Hello!

I have schizoaffective with depression and only have a few things to add because Sasza put everything so well! :)

There's a concept in psychosis you'll hear a lot called double bookkeeping. It's the idea that you both know something is delusional or part of psychosis but believe it anyways. This is something that I experience during early episodes or in the beginning that goes away as my episode gets longer. Some people do not have this at all, some people this is the only way their psychosis shows up. But a lot of how strong a hallucination or delusion is will depend on if you're truly believing it without question or double bookkeeping, or how "in" the hallucination or delusion you are, as Sasza said.

Personally, it's harder to have a "moment of insight" when I am double bookkeeping because I already know what I'm believing or doing is unrealistic or bizarre but I still keep doing it. When I am fully in the delusion, it's easier for something to pull me out (one time a very well timed text message from a friend made me start to question a very dangerous delusion) and for me to go to the double bookkeeping mindset.

As for hallucinations and where they are physically located, I've mainly had hallucinations that feel like they are anchored in place but the opposite is also possible!

I sometimes hallucinate real people, but those times have often been related to strong emotion or trauma, like mentioned. I more often see strangers.

It is possible to have a positive hallucination or delusion, or to have a hallucination that is regularly positive! I have a British voice that brought me a lot of comfort in my last serious episode. He would say very positive things compared to the other meaner voices. I actually miss him sometimes, although I am glad to no longer be hearing voices.

Last little bit I'll add is please remember schizophrenia and schizoaffective involve at least 2 of 5 components, only one of which have to be hallucinations, disorganized speech, or delusions! The others are abnormal movements/catatonia and negative symptoms (asociality, anhedonia, avolition, alogia, and (blunt) affect, the beautiful five As).

Happy writing!

Mod Bert

[rumbelleshowdown]

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Author: Veethree

Group: D

Prompts: Rumple sees Gideon’s birth. The beast is gone. Whispers.

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Racing Back Home

Rumpelstiltskin held tight onto the reins.

At moments like this, he wished he could allow himself to use his power for his own needs. However, magic had a price. 

Selfishness made for an easy slide into darkness. 

Dark magic would eventually eat him alive.

Therefore, Rumpelstiltskin rode instead of flashing himself home.

He had abandoned the heavy armor and unnecessary weapons at the last inn, confident they would be cared for until he sent back for his things.

Even dishonest innkeepers would think twice of stealing from the Light One. 

While his magic wouldn't allow punishment for such paltry wrongs, a single whisper from him in the right ears would assure that travelers avoided the place.

Life had taught Rumpelstiltskin that where a conscience often failed to hold people to honesty, self-interest gave even the meanest souls a hearty kick in the right direction.

At the moment, however, Rumpelstiltskin would have gladly suffered the loss of his baggage if the inn had provided a faster horse.

The most important journey of his life, and he was tied to this nag!

***

Miles ahead, the head midwife was damning the Light One to Hades and back. "Big hero he is, bah!" She punctuated her disdain with a sharp tap of her ladle against the boiling pot. "Too afraid of a bit of hassle, like all the others. Hunting a beast, indeed. Running away, more like!"

Two younger women glanced at her nervously, but Angela had lived in this town since before Rumpelstiltskin had given his first spark of light magic. She had delivered his first child, too, and forced her way past a man grieving nearly to madness to prepare the boy for burial, too.

After that long evening, she had no fear to treat Rumpelstiltskin as she would any other idiot under her charge.

The man seemed to welcome the familiarity, more often than not. Poor bastard.

"I'll chase him with a broom, if he dares barge in drunk," she continued, adding a few herbs to the water. "See if I won't."

"Grandmother..." said her prospective successor, wringing her hands.

Months under her teaching, and the girl still couldn't understand how to distract a woman in labor.

"It's all right," came a tired voice from the bed. Rumpelstiltskin's second wife didn't look her usual pretty self, but women never did in these hours. "I know you mean well, Mistress Brown, but there'll be no need for that broom."

"Hmph." Angela served some of the fresh pain reliever, still puzzled at the chipped cup but willing enough to cosset new mothers. Especially those without a husband at their bedside. "We'll see, won't we?"

***

Unarmed and alone, he had become irresistible prey.

Rumpelstiltskin usually solved road thievery by stopping for a conversation and working out new job positions in nearby towns. Or, if the men had a thirst for violence rather than actual need, he delivered them in person to the nearest sheriff so they could have a fair trial.

Today, the three robbers were lucky not to be dumped straight in the Evil Queen's deepest dungeons. 

"I'll deal with you later," he told the panicked rabbits before releasing them from the freezing spell. "And I can't guarantee your safety beyond this clearing," he warned, tossing a quick protection spell around, "so I don't recommend leaving on your own. There are wolves nearby, you know."

His smirk vanished as he remounted his horse. That had been a half hour wasted.

Damn it.

***

"DAMN IT, RUMPLE!"

Angela patted the girl's sweaty forehead with a fresh cloth. "There, there," she said softly, setting aside her harsher persona for later use. She might bop the Light One a few times just to make his wife smile. "Let it all out, sweeting."

"HE IS NOT HERE!"

"Maybe the beast in Nottingham managed to -"

"Out, Ruthie," she snapped at her granddaughter. It pained her to admit it, but the girl had no future in the business. She did well enough caring for their herb garden, so at least it was not all lost. "Don't listen to the little fool," she started soothing the struggling girl, but was relieved to find resolute blue eyes staring at her.

"My husband might be later than expected," she said clearly, ignoring her pain to make her point clear, "but his message said he's on his way. He is coming." Raising to a sitting position, she glared around, daring anybody to contradict her.

The younger women nodded in a hurry.

Angela herself was glad for the girl's fierceness. First births had happier results when the mother kept her strength.

"Of course, milady. The beast is gone and that boy is rushing back where he belongs." As she spoke, she helped the girl settle back on the pillows, aware than another contraction would hit soon. "Let's hope his child isn't in a hurry as well."

***

Rumpelstiltskin would have gladly throttled the carriage driver. Images of another rabbit crossed his mind, perhaps joined by white mice if he decided to transform the horses as well. 

Instead he took a deep breath and helped pull the carriage out of the mud.

A quick spell to heal a horse's leg followed. 

Rumpelstiltskin could spare the magic. That was the point of being the Light One.

He didn't heal the man's scratches, though.

Perhaps he would pay more attention the next time he drove after a heavy rain.

***

Angela would murder the Light One.

What was the point of all that fancy magic if their idiot Savior could never get home in time to see his children come to the world?

The girl panted, biting down another scream.

There was no need to spare a midwife such sounds, but Angela didn't bother to repeat herself. If a woman wanted to restrain herself on the birthing bed, it was her business.

"It hurts!"

"The babe is coming, milady," she said in an even tone. With a gesture, she motioned the other women to prepare the last details for the main event. "Won't be long now."

"Don't you dare 'milady' me now," the girl gritted out. "My name is Belle."

Angela arched an eyebrow.

It was well known that Rumpelstiltskin had gone courting far above his station. A duke's daughter! His magic and reputation, of course, had secured the match.

Seeing that stubborn expression on the girl's face, however, made Angela consider what that giant squire had let slip one time:

Perhaps it had been Rumpelstiltskin who had been romanced into a second marriage.

And perhaps the bride in question would have taken him to the altar with or without  her father's permission.

"Well, then." She grinned. "Time to push, Belle."

***

Rumpelstiltskin jumped off the horse and sent magic ahead to slam the door open, unwilling to lose even another second.

At the doorstep of their bedroom, he came to an abrupt halt, unprepared for the bevy of women in the room. However, he quickly found his Belle among the chaos.

"Belle," he cried out, pushing his way inside and relieved when the women quickly gave him space at his wife's side.

Belle smiled.

The bop of a ladle against his head made him yelp, but before he could complain, Belle was laughing.

He forgot even to glare at the old woman when Belle reached a hand out for him.

"I'm sorry I wasn't here earlier," he told her, threading her fingers through his while his other hand worked a small spell to soothe her pain.  "I rode as fast as I dared."

Belle nodded. "I know. It's all right. You are here now."

Despite their year of marriage, he still felt off his footing at the lack of complaints over his mistakes. But Belle was always sincere even if---

"Out of the way, Rumpelstiltskin," Mistress Brown all but growled, a look in her eye that took Rumpelstiltskin back to boyhood. His aunts had worn that look when they meant business.

He squished himself closer to Belle, leaving as much space as humanly possible for the women. "Is there anything I can do, sweetheart?"

Belle shook her head.

Then she arched in pain and squeezed his hand.

Fighting ogres didn't hurt as much. 

Rumpelstiltskin only got a pitying look from the midwife.

"On the bright side," the woman said a little too gleefully, "if she breaks your bones you can heal yourself."

***

Hours later, Rumpelstiltskin was the only one still awake in the house. He just couldn't stop staring between his wife and their baby boy.

Careful not to shift the mattress and risk waking either mother or son, he traced the air above the newborn’s features again, marveling over and over at the tiny traces of himself and Belle.

"You mom fell asleep before she could tell you," he informed the boy in a loving whisper. "Your name is Gideon, for her second favorite hero."

Rumpelstiltskin smiled at the memory of that argument. Belle had wanted family names, and while they easily agreed on naming a baby girl after her mother, a choice for a boy was more difficult to settle.

Now that boy was here, and Rumpelstiltskin believed he would never stop smiling.

"Welcome home, Gid."

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[kit-screams-into-the-future]

Hold up one second, I dunno if you're still taking requests rn, but are there any actual rules or conditions that we should be aware of?

the loose sketch bttfposting of a couple days ago until now were for the movie's 40th anniversary, which i would say i'm done with now? but in all honesty i'm always open for requests haha. those in particular were just done faster than normal as a 40th anniversary special bc i wanted to celebrate without putting too much effort into it! usually a request sits in my inbox for ages before i finish it for one reason or another (mb guys)

now that you mention it i never really set down any hard guidelines for requesting things? so i guess i'll take this as that opportunity! i wrote the general jist of it in the tags of the request announcement post i made a couple days ago but i'm. too lazy to link it. if you go down my yap session tag you'll find it but i'm going to repeat it and then some so there's no point:

obviously it needs to be bttf related bc. i am a bttf blog as you can see

as long as it meets that requirement actually there's really not much you can't ask to see? like headcanons/scenarios/funky outfits/aus etc etc. however do be warned i have and will just take an idea and start running off into the distance with it. literally every event of my weredoc au is a direct response to an ask, including the existence of the au itself LMAO. so like. go nuts

if it's of a character i haven't drawn before you're going to probably wait a long time. sorry. you can still do it though it's probably the only way i'll get myself to learn how to draw them anyways

also if there's a fic that you liked and want to see something from it i'll do it if i've read it before!

i will only draw ocs if i'm doing a special event sort of thing like the 40th anniversary requests. same applies to crossovers unless it was part of a fic i read

don't think anyone will ever do this bc the sign on my intro post kind of took care of that but to be safe: i will not ever draw mamm/ett or incest under any circumstance it's gross to me sorry

i also will straight up just. not do it if i don't feel like it. so no guarantees on anything at all ever. i think i've done or planned to do most of my requests though. if you think i've passed on yours you can ask me!

in addition i will say this bc this has happened to me many times before: please do not send me your own art in my askbox! i literally don't know what to do with it and while i appreciate that you think i'm cool enough to show me your art directly, i would prefer you post that on your own blog bc you worked hard on it and i would hate to see your art efforts go to waste bc i don't know how to respond! if you REALLY REALLY want me to see what you made just tag me

[kpopsexstories]

Hi, Merry Christmas! What's your plans for 2025, can we expect some new stories apart from those planned in Story Finder in the near future??? It's just a question, don't feel any pressure. All the best!!!

Hi, Merry Christmas 😊🥰🎄

Oh yes, I've got so many ideas and I've fallen way behind on requests in recent months, many of which I have early drafts for. Even though I've published a lot of requested stories recently more come in faster than I can write them!

Let me take this opportunity to tell you what stories I hope to publish in 2025

I'll divide this post in four parts:

Already written stories

Planned requests that may become bigger collections of stories

Other planned requests (one-off stories)

Most Memorable Sexual Experiences of... series

I'm in a bit of an inspiration slum this past week, probably because of the holidays and everything that comes with that. I haven't written as much as I usually would. I also promised some "Year in Review" posts which I got stuck on. I've decided to forget about those (sorry for the false promise) to instead focus on the new year and new content 😀

Your questions inspired me to review my plans for 2025 😊 I want to be careful with announcing stuff that I haven't at least written a full first draft for, because the risk is significant that even though I *want* to write a specific story the inspiration to do so never comes. That's the kind of stuff that can create severe writer's block and sink a blog, if I put too much pressure on myself.

So please take this post with a grain of salt. If it's not written already, there are no guarantees! But I also want to structure my own thoughts, so this post serves as a reminder to myself what I'm working on and what I want to achieve on this blog in 2025 – and since you asked, I'm happy to share it with you 😀

1. Stories that *will* be published at some point

If I've written a full first draft, you will see the story at some point. These are the stories I add to the "Planned Stories" section of the Up-coming Stories page on Story Finder, which I have now updated to include some more content to look forward to.

💬 Backstage Sex with NCT Taeyong (*Requested*)

"Backstage Sex" is not a series, but I've done several similar stories under this umbrella. On Story Finder they're listed as the Backstage Sex collection. These stories have several things in common: they're wild, they're straight (x female reader), they take place backstage at a concert, and there's dirty talk.

I've now written one for Taeyong, as a response to two different requests: "Hi, can you write a story of taeyong fucking with fan during the nct world tour?" and "We need more Taeyong here, so I want to throw in a few ideas. 3. Taeyong backstage sex (straight, wild)."

💬 Backstage Sex with WayV Xiaojun (*Requested*)

Similar to the Taeyong story above, I have written one for Xiaojun. This too is the result of two different requests: "hi can i request xiapjun wayv rpugh sec with breeding kink?" and "xiaojun smut when he doing it on a backstage or maybe in practice room?"

NCT Jaemin Has Sex With an Older Woman

*Sigh*. This one has been listed on Story Finder for a while now, and I have announced it previously here on the blog. So why haven't you seen it yet? Because I announced it too soon.

The story is done (almost). The loose ending, which ties together all the previous "NCT Dream with Older Woman" stories, has been written. But one small yet crucial part is missing: some of the actual sex scene.

I don't know why this one bothers me so. I just can't get the words out without it feeling flat. I will make it in 2025 even if I have to release it in its current state, but there's no telling when it will be.

SERIES: NCT 127 Dating Ban Story #1 – Haechan

If you followed the NCT Dream Dating Ban (gay x male reader stories) you already know that I'm working on a follow-up: the 127 Dating Ban 😋 Similar style, similar setup (one story per member in which you visit as their gay friend), but with a bit more plot to connect the stories.

The problem? There are 8 members and I've only written the first story. I'm stuck on all the others despite knowing the plot already, and who knows if I'll ever get un-stuck?

As a worst case scenario though, I'll still release the first story (Haechan) and that might be the only story (instead of a full series). That's why I can comfortably announce it. It's already written, so of course you should get to read it! (And maybe publishing it will help me get inspired to write the rest...)

NCT Dream "Fireworks" Display (Cumshots)

You already have four published gay "Quick Fix" stories. And you already know about two of the remaining four stories of "Season 1" from the Upcoming page on Story Finder: Chenle masturbating in the back of a van, and TXT Yeonjun & Soobin's post-performance sex.

"NCT Dream New Year's Fireworks Display" is another story that is part of this, and I originally intended on publishing it around NYE. However, I'm still missing the final story of the season, and I want to post the remaining four stories in connection with one another. For that reason, this story is on hold until I'm ready.

This little story plays on the NCT Dream Dating Ban series by the way, when the seven members have discovered that they can use each other for their sexual pleasure without you being there 😜

I couldn't tell you when any of the above will be out, but the fact that they're already written means that I will publish them at some point (after editing and proofreading).

2. Planned requests that may result in several longer stories

Since you asked, and since I know there are a lot of requests with little to no info on whether or not they will ever get a published story, I can also give you an unofficial/very preliminary list of current requests that I have started writing and want to finish, or am seriously considering.

Please note that just because these are in my head right now, it doesn't mean they will get a story. This list is wishful thinking on my part.

First off, there are several gay requests that might become something bigger with multiple stories in the same universe:

💬 All gay Lucas Wong requests

If you've paid attention you've noticed I have a little Lucas mini universe going on. It started with the straight MMSE of Lucas pre- and post-scandal stories, and was expanded with a gay mid-scandal story.

I've received quite a few gay Lucas requests (mostly from the same person I think – that's right, I see you 😉❤️), and some that mention this link specifically.

Many include non-NCT and non-WayV idols as well, and I do like the idea of bringing more industry idols into the mix that aren't related to the groups I normally write about. Such requests often get overlooked because I don't connect with them, but within the scope of the Lucas universe I do feel inspired. While I haven't started writing any of these I am considering several.

Oh, and to the anonymous person who keeps sending them: I love you for it, but please give me more time to focus on the ones I already have 😅 When new ones keep coming I get distracted and unfocused, resulting in none of them being written ❤️❤️❤️

Check out the Lucas idol page on Story Finder to see all relevant requests.

💬 Boyfriends Wonho & Hyungwon

I've already teased more Wonho & Hyngwon content. There are several requests about this to follow up the only story published so far. Check out the Wonho idol page to see them.

💬 TXT Taehyun's man from his MMSE story

In the Most Memorable Sexual Experience of TXT bonus story Taehyun ended up having sex with an unknown man (in part 3 I believe). I then got this request, which might be the start of a new universe of one-shots about this relationship: Have you ever thought about writing a story of txt Taehyun himself with the man form the bonus mmse TXT story? Chemistry between them was amazing and I'd love to read their further story.

💬 Ten & Taeyong's Sexual Relationship

Taeyong made an appearance in this recent story about gay Ten trying straight sex. SPOILER: By the end it's clear that Taeyong is gay too, and that him and Ten have had sex before.

I want to explore this sexual relationship between Ten and Taeyong further, which has also recently been requested.

3. Other planned requests

I have already published 23 stories as direct results of requests. But there are currently 86 requests listed on Story Finder that I haven't written yet 😳😍❤️ (Sincerely, thank you for sending requests!)

Naturally, I won't ever write a story for all of them, and I'm sure that more will come faster than I can write. But to give you an idea, here's a shorter list of the requests I currently and genuinely want to make something of (other than those listed above).

Some are gay (🌈), some are straight, and some are already works in progress (WIP=I've started writing them).

💬🌈 Hey! Do you think you could write a Haechan x Bottom Male Reader one-shot? The details are up to you! (WIP)

💬 Can you make a story in which the reader is dating Jeno while the reader's best friend is dating Jaemin. They then have a double date and then somehow leads to Jeno and Jaemin fucking each others girlfriends. So basically girlfriend switch (WIP)

💬 Can I request a story about NCT Jisung having sex with Haechan sister, but these days Jisung is more experienced and better, which leads to mind-blowing sex. (This is loosely related to Jisung's mmse story.)Please!! (WIP)

💬 Heyy, would you like to write a story about Mark and Jungwoo who're having threesome with a woman but during the act gay chemistry between nct boys is felt and visible??

💬🌈 your txt ot5 stories are the hottest thing ever, you really should write more ot5 or member x member stuff in the future <3

💬 hi, I want to give you some ideas for the new Quick Fix stories. 2. A girl riding wild on jungkook (WIP)

💬 hi, I want to give you some ideas for the new Quick Fix stories. 1. Yeonjun has sex with his gf after concert

💬🌈 Can you write a Top!Jungkook x Bottom!Fanboy Male Reader one-shot, please? Something kinda alike to your "Backstage Sex With JK" one-shot

💬🌈 hey, could you do a gay story with btm yangyang who is not a virgin but he has first time with male (WIP)

💬 Hello, could you write milf story about jungkook?

💬 Would you write a story about KUN having a one night stand and later when he wakes up in the morning and she's sitll there, they're starting fking again. Btw your blog is amazing!!🤩 (WIP)

💬🌈 Hey! May i, please, rq a Johnny x Bottom M/R smut where M/R feels jealous over Johnny's overall filtry tendencies and Johnny decides to give him the sex of his life? (Preferably missionary with lots of romantic phrases thrown) Thanks!

💬 can u do nerd stalker mark lee who’s literally obsessed with the school slut (WIP)

Do you recognize any of the above as something you've submitted? Hopefully you'll see at least some of them in 2025 😊

Oh, and one more thing: remember I once promised an Eric Sohn story? Another mistake on my part. I've tried, again and again, but failed. While I haven't rejected the idea I've given up for now which is why you don't see him on the list above. I promised too much too soon, sorry :(

4. A new "Most Memorable Sexual Experiences of..." group?

Finally, there's the series that started this whole blog: Most Memorable Sexual Experiences of NCT (and WayV), which was then followed-up with Most Memorable Sexual Experiences of TXT.

The big question: Will there be a third installment with a new group in 2025?

This is definitely something I want and hope to do. I have a few stories written for a specific (secret) group. For several groups actually, but there is one I really want to do.

I've been stuck on it for months though, and I've accepted the fact that, maybe, it will never happen.

If so I'll release the stories I have as one-shots instead (like I did with BTS Jimin who had sex with his wife on a beach). But I also don't want to do that too soon and then realize I could have used them as part of a series after all (if inspiration returns).

In short, I want to do this, I have ideas for it, but these longer stories are extremely time consuming and I don't know if my motivation will last.

Time will tell 😊

This became a really long post, written on Christmas Eve even, when I should be doing other stuff 😅 But I'm glad you asked the question, because this gave me a chance to organize my thoughts. I'll bookmark this post and work through it for 2025 – in a year we'll know how accurate this post turned out to be 😜

[cryptidsurveys]

Wednesday, August 7th, 2024.

Who will you be spending Christmas with this year? Depending on what day it falls on and what my schedule looks like at the time, I will most likely be spending it at the animal shelter. The rest of the day will be spent at home with my dad. I'm sure I'll do something with my mom to celebrate Christmas too, but not necessarily on the day-of.

What time do you usually go to sleep at night? I go to bed super early (like 7pm-8pm); however, it takes me a while to fall asleep, so unconsciousness happens sometime around 9pm. I also typically wake up during the night and it takes me a bit to get back to sleep. Going to bed so early is pretty much the only thing that even halfway guarantees that I'll get at least 7-8 hours of solid sleep. Unfortunately, going to bed later with the hope that I'll fall asleep faster or sleep more deeply just shrinks that available window of opportunity.

Did you go to high school with your current best friend? No, but we did meet during my high school years.

Have you ever wanted to be vegetarian or vegan? I have been vegan/vegetarian at different points in my life, but not currently.

Do you park your car in a garage, carport or just in a driveway? I park it in the driveway. There's no room in the other half of our garage, but even if there was…lmao, I'm afraid I would park in there and I wouldn't be able to back out again. New driver problems, I guess. ;D

Have you ever been a passenger in a semi-trailer truck? Yeah. In childhood. We broke down on the way back from a grocery shopping trip in another city and a semi driver gave us a ride back into town.

Have you felt sick today? No. Just tired, but a good, satisfying type of tired.

Whose was the last funeral you attended? It was for the father of a past partner, back in 2009.

Have you read The Hunger Games trilogy? I have.

How many times a week do you wash your hair? A bunch. Twice on animal shelter days because I shower before and after, then at least once during my two days off. Like, sometimes I'll skip showering on one of the days if all I'm doing is going grocery shopping, but if I'm feeling gross or have therapy or some other social activity later in the day, then I'll take one.

Do you need to wash your hair right now? I guess I don't need to because I showered last night, but I will be showering shortly because I need to get ready to go to therapy before too much longer.

Do you avoid using public restrooms? Not really.

What is your boss’ (or school principal’s) name? I'm not going to give their real names (I've been using aliases for animal shelter staff for the sake of anonymity, plausible deniability, or what have you), but they will be referred to in this blog as Leslie and Iris.

Have you seen any extended relatives in the last month? I haven't.

Do you like eggnog? Yeah.

Is there anything important you need to do today? Therapy, wash my bedding, make some art, and spend some time with my kitties (I can tell they miss me now that I'm gone more often). Oh, and because I don't know if I'll get a chance to take a survey within the next few days, I'll just talk about some upcoming stuff. I'm going grocery shopping tomorrow morning and I need to pick up a bunch of doughnuts to bring in on Friday. It might be Cassie's last day, so I want to have a little going away celebration with the people in cattery. It's also going to be one of our community service worker's last days, so we're going to sneakily invite him back there as well. Plus Darrel - can't forget Darrel. And I'm getting enough so that the dog staff can have some too because I don't want them to feel left out, especially not with how kind they've all been to me.

Who is the person you dislike the most? Okay, you know when you work with someone who drives you up the wall with their behavior/personality? Then you find out they might be leaving (it's still a case of I'll believe it when I see it)? And you're like…damn, I'm actually gonna miss you a little bit. Maybe you're not so bad after all. And what if the person who replaces you is even worse? (It's Alex, lmao.)

Do you take part in paying the bills for your household? Yeah.

Have you ever properly listened to classical music? Did you like it? I don't know what you mean by properly, but I basically always listen to classical music whenever I'm in the car. I do like it.

Do your parents know how to text? Yeah.

Do you text your parents often? Not that often. I text my dad when I'm on my way home from the shelter after full days (sometimes we get finished much later than expected), and I text my mom only very occasionally.

What letter does your middle name begin with? A.

Do your initials spell an actual word? HAT.

What will you do when this survey is over? I'm actually going to stop here and go take my shower. I'll finish this later in the day, so you'll have your answer then… OKAY. I'm back from therapy. It was cancelled due to a family emergency. I had a snack, made some art, and after this…I think I'm going to lie in bed and listen to something on YouTube until lunchtime.

Do you know anyone with celiac disease? I don't think so.

How many siblings do you have? Are they all full siblings? I have one sibling.

What’s the weather like today? Sunny and hot.

Have you ever eaten a cinnamon donut? I might have.

What is the longest relationship you’ve ever been in? A few years.

How many times a day do you brush your teeth? Twice.

How do you usually celebrate New Years? I don't really do anything. I don't even bother staying up until midnight.

Is the place that you’re in right now quiet or loud? What can you hear? It's a little bit loud due to the swamp cooler.

Do you currently have any alarms set? No.

How many cars can fit in your driveway? You could probably squish four in there if you wanted to.

Do you like whiskey? I don't like the taste of hard liquor in general. Then again, I don't drink it for the taste.

When was the last time you ate, and what did you have? I had Greek yogurt with fruit, cereal, and chocolate syrup.

[77angelnumbers77]

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ Hello! I'm Liz and I write fanfiction on Ao3. My workskins are published here.

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These aren't all ships I'm super serious for, or ships that I'll ever write for! I just like them. My OTP is denotated with a crown. Only Homestuck pairings here for simplicity!! Any quadrant.

♛ Vriska Serket x Terezi Pyrope John Egbert x Terezi Pyrope John Egbert x Dirk Strider Gamzee Makara x Roxy Lalonde Eridan Ampora x Sollux Captor Sollux Captor x Aradia Megido Calliope x Roxy Lalonde Gamzee Makara x Vriska Serket Davesprite x Jade Harley Vriska Serket x Aradia Megido

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[the-firebird69]

About - new site

I don't see what you're saying there's not that many boxster Porsche cars out there but I can put this out there and I have a lot of shops in La not doing anything and I'll provide it for most any party unless we're having a feud right there in LA or recent problems I don't really have too many problems it's really other people saying it's me they'll probably come down and try and implicate me but if you have a boxster or similar even the old Porsche will work we can adjust the body I would like to build you a vehicle and we have our models listed here attached and our friend says those are different models basically in the same class and he has ideas for different classes that go along with it and he actually designed most of it and with me and our wives and they are awesome cars he did say that for growth and expansion he does have an idea to try and use front wheel drive vehicles and I'm open to that and he's hoping to help me with the design and they have a panel that's different to make it lighter and easier to install and it can be done by people the kid would be thorough but we like to do the work ourselves to give you a car and we warranty and guarantee it for our end of it because you're into the mechanical side tires and rims and we do some work on the top end and the exhaust but we also check the engine out and we give you a report and we keep that if it's a new car we do have full warranty ability. And we can certify it and we suggest you have it towed in but if you have less than thousand miles it's brand new now we're going to go ahead and put this up and I'm approving it and I'm going to make a waiting list that should speed up overtime at first it might be several months and then it might be reduced to several weeks because I'll be opening shops the whole time as customers come in and really the boxster is not much of a car it doesn't go that fast it's about a $195 mph most of these go well over 200 about 250 is the slowest and 350 is the fastest he does have ways of making it go a lot faster and I want to hear about it and he has ideas on making the change flight simpler and we're going to go with that too we do know who's out front and they're a pain in the ass and they shouldn't be there but in front of his house but we're going to go ahead with us and he wants to make other models and it looks similar to the Cena and we're going to try and negotiate something and right now I'm going to start this up and accept customers he doesn't supply anything I've got all my suppliers and it's just like the e-bike his electric without the e on the front and yeah he helped me name it and Chrissy did too and Hera and we are top level designers we've worked on Ferrari Porsche and Lamborghini and Bugatti and McLaren that last one is really his company he designed the whole car but he did it with Brad and I helped out and everyone was amazed they said we can beat everybody so he's good at it it's the same class it's a different style but he's got one that's a c3 that Brad might work with us on and it's so stealth and it's extremely fast nothing I've ever heard of those that fast except for the Cena and we're thinking about that and we might try and work with them but right now it's just the boxster and it turns it into a real car the monster doesn't have much horsepower and he's Volkswagen has a stigma so we might work into and there's plenty of other cars when is the Mazda it's still a mid-engine it's slow and power though he says his front engine drives they have a lot of power and go real fast too much power and they're American with 180 horsepower and 97 in works and most of them are that this one is 96 in and we can adjust and it would work and look awesome and I'll tell you what it's a great idea of it right now we're sticking with the Porsche so please if you have one you'd like these cars please sign up and send it down or come down test drive one they're awesome this is going to be great and I'm a race car driver actually F1 and a couple other types and I do well and on international circuits

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We're going to do that I had some luck with Dan I see what he's saying he's having trouble getting stuff going he's got a car and it's an idea it looks great it's going to be below the radar that's a couple of yours are but I want to put mine in the box is useless I can't even zoom around without the things sliding all over like it's a Pontiac or something it's awful it's not it doesn't handle as well as the Saab that our friend's mom has I can't believe it this is a good idea

Tommy f

And yeah he'll probably come by eventually there's a couple others

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We work together on the e-bike and we can be civil and we think we'll go by and drop ours off we want to see how he makes it and how it goes together some people say it might be a little complicated but like a race car but more so recent successes and we know how that goes and it's not real complicated and he says he's kind of right it's a mix but it's good tech so yeah we want to see that

Trump

We'd like to see how he does it too so we might get some up there and we are calling Jen she has friends friends of Katya that's her other character she's going to try and get them to go there so we're going to go ahead and do that

Thor Freya

I'm going to get one up there and my grand nephew recommends it says he builds his own small formula and he races the real ones and I know he does that and he wins I want to see what it is

Mac daddy

I got to get one this is great it's another one of his cars but it's based on a Porsche that's a big change in a relief more power would be nice and those 180 horsepower or more and it'll go plenty and he's good ideas and if he supports the company it'll work and what he's saying is we can actually support it I can help with the engineering and he's excited about it he wants to know about this cradle and how to do it and I know how to do it and he's told me and I understand it and I don't I know about the independence suspension you need it and there's a few other components it's not too bad but I want to do this and I want to send mine up there and see how you do

Shaq I was surprised that the guys did good with the Vader and they still do I know who's behind it and I know they're getting some help from both parties which is weird but they do that on purpose sometimes

We're going to get involved too and we know which car to work on and we know where the design went and our friend is pretty close and Vines going to vacation and they're going to go after things like that up here and I'd like to help with that I do know what he means you can't drive down the street with that thing the window can fly open there's too much glass way too much it's not safe you need to be able to roll over Windows look very very cool and it will go extremely fast it's not necessarily different class he says yeah it is cuz you have to stretch it out to the ear with 107 or 109 whatever the mid size and that's true too and it is a C2 and it should be and the cooling systems new and we haven't seen anybody use it yet so we have to try it and perfect it so we want to send a Porsche down there now so I'm going to call them up and try and get a hold of him and send it down I got paperwork online or I can send it down there with a signature for a rough order or magnitude and down payment with it I think I'll do that but I'd like to talk to him but if I can't I'm going to do that

Bill

I have to push you to the front of the line Bill and check and Preston says him and yeah these cars are nice they look really cool and they have a cage a full cage and we have some that are hardtop convertible and he likes the t-top but I didn't do it but the windshield is a roll cage and he's he's happy I paid attention good

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Olympus

this is good work we know who it was he's not saying and he's saying it's excellent work I can't do any better it still needs to be nurtured and grown and supported and he wants his son and daughter-in-law to get there horse down there they said they already have one for me and Hera and now he's excited this is going to be great

You said part of the above it this is terrific and it's a great idea the vehicle's new and they look unique and they're very fast and they work very well we have ideas and we're going to support it and we're going to have people interested in supporting it do it and there are several parties believe it or not there having trouble with these big automobile companies and it's because of Mac proper and this is a great alternative and having different class ones as our son and daughter came up with is the best idea I've ever heard and we can move right into which would be the C2 the c3 would be more like Brad's car it'll be like a big consortium the legion of Doom shall we call it cuz you don't get along

Thor Freya

[onceandfutureoshainspector]

Gabriel's Terminal run://update -User "Gabriel" LOG: COMPLETE. PREVIOUS USER FILES ARCHIVED. run://delete -old files LOG: PARAMETER "old files" UNKNOWN. run://delete -all files LOG: PARAMETER "all files" UNKNOWN. run://help "How to delete old files" LOG: COMMAND "help" UNKNOWN. run://help "How to fix piece of shit terminal" LOG: COMMAND "help" UNKNOWN.

- pictured: me trying to use command prompts.

- looks like Gabriel quit in frustration before actually writing a diary, but there are some archived files from a previous user, one James Wire.

May - 2282 So here we are. Our new home. Only casualty was one of Anderson's less useful toes. Otherwise I'd say cleaning the Mirelurks out of these old hulks went pretty well. Now we just have to figure out what to do next. Been a long time since any of us knew life outside the Minutemen. But General Becker was the only thing holding those folks together. Now that he's dead, it's just a matter of time until the militias start turning on each other. Not worth sticking around for that. But we can make something of this place. I know it. We're going to have to.

- the Minutemen were here! interesting!

November - 2282 We're running through food a lot faster than we'd planned. People are starting to get hungry. We're rationing, but the scouts need to turn up something soon or we're in trouble.

December - 2282 I had Anderson and Williams hanged today. Not pleased about executing the best guns we still had, but it needed to be done. End of last month, they started finding big caches of food and supplies. We were starving, so I didn't ask where it came from. Then today we get a visit from the Bunker Hill guards. Turns out my boys had been hitting caravans, feeding us the spoils. I gave the guards my word those boys would see justice. And I keep my word. But justice doesn't put food in my people's mouths.

February - 2283 No fucking more. Another caravan stiffed my boys. This mercenary shit we've been driven to isn't worth it when the bastards don't pay. I tried to get the merchants at Bunker Hill to cut us some slack, to give us something, anything, to eat, but they wouldn't deal. They're in on it, too. I guarantee. No. This ends now. Today me and the boys make an example.

- :|

- basically all of the roaming traders are secretly on the Institute's payroll, right? maybe that had something to do with this?

April - 2283 Four new recruits today. Said they heard about all the caps the Raiders in the bay have been pulling in. Raiders. That's what they called us. And they're not wrong. We're making money hand over fist. Bunker Hill, the caravans. They pay us to do nothing. To leave them alone. This is the best shape we've been in since leaving the Minutemen. General Becker would be sick if he saw us now. But he's dead. And we're alive. I don't feel like writing anymore.

- ...Well That's Depressing. moving onwards and upstairs, to meet the guys who presumably killed these ex-Minutemen and took their stuff.

Gabriel: Judging by your gear, I'm gonna guess you two are agents of the Institute. Gabriel: So tell me, is the Institute so desparate for resources that it's stealing plunder from honest, hard-working Commonwealth gangs? Gabriel: We have a modest little stash. I'll tell you what - I'll give it to you freely if you walk away afterwards.

- surprisingly agreeable for a Raider gang leader. also interesting that he doesn't seem to have guessed anything about being a synth, but i suppose not especially surprising. hopefully i can re-rescue him when i take down the Institute.

- used his Recall Code, X6 took him away. time to go and check in with Junior. :/

[liesonthefloordramatically]

@desertmint tagged me in a thing so...list of current WIPs.  Since I’m not actively working on anything right now, some of these are Ancient.  Tagging whoever would like to do this thing (and maybe @adventures-in-asexuality if they so desire :3c).

Fics that I will probably work on again at some point (in alphabetical order of their working titles, most of which are things like “I can’t believe this is happening again rip”):

1. Emporio & Irene: post-canon fic that’s just about how trauma is like the world ending and nobody but you noticing :) also Irene & Emporio feels paralleled with Jolyne & Emporio feels because I know what I’m about. little less than 300 words in the doc at the mo

2. Hualian fake dating. look. I’ve written 18k for it, but finished it’s probably gonna wind up being like 50k so. I don’t know what to tell you.

3. secret (secret): okay. I know I’ve been working on this for literal years but I am gonna try not to spoil it. here’s what I can say: if you were one of the two (2) people who liked “I’ll see your face again,” you’ll probably have a mood about it. iterative storytelling. memory as care. the working title is “I’ll tell it right this time, I swear” and it might wind up sticking.

4. JJL fic: JJL is over so it will happen. it will. I swear. (right now it’s just a set of bulletpoints including: “What does it mean to have continuity with people who no longer exist? What does it mean to look in the mirror and recognize yourself but not where you come from?”)

5. Jotaro & Koichi fic: there’s a doc. there are no words in it. but the emotions are in my head.

6. Jotaro & Polnareff fic: there are slightly more words in this doc!!! this might wind up being a linear storytelling is fake fic--we’ll see. basically four-ish scenes spanning from SDC to post-VA.

7. post-SDC Joseph character study except linear time is fake so it’s really just a frickin’ Joseph character study: there are a surprising number of words in this doc for something I haven’t touched in a really long time.

8. Post-lovers Jotakak.  Listen.  I know people want to read this.  I want to read this.  I like the like 1k I’ve written on it. Can I find any of the other words? No.  Anyway, it’s my usual flavor of nonsense (Stand & user relationships, weird intimacy, the mortifying ordeal of being loved and the rewards of being known, etc.)

9. Kakyoin character study.  I haven’t even started a doc for this because if I start a doc then I will have to do something about it instead of just threatening it.

Fics that are so ancient that generations of spiders have lived and died undisturbed in them:

1. Big Gay Kansai Trip: post-canon Everyone Lives AU SDC absurdity that was mostly an excuse to write my hot takes about Kansai tourist sites.  wrote 300 words. haven’t touched it in years.  Unfortunately, I am too canon compliant for this to be easy to write.

2. I started feverishly writing a Aigis/Fem!MC fic upon finishing Persona 3 Portable and then got distracted by Giorno

3. Yukako & Aya fic. listen. they’re just important.

4. Nagoya AU: if I put this in the other category I will actually be tempted to write it. “How much of it do you have planned out, Queenie?” Too much, honestly.  More than I should. Someday I will go insane and write it and then we’ll all be sorry.

5. Turn your back and walk away: SEVERAL WAYS STONE OCEAN COULD HAVE ENDED MUCH WORSE!!!! again, stonewalled by my own canon compliance although there are actually a fair number of words in the doc.

6. YOI fic......rest in pieces....

[alex51324]

Yeah. There are things that Biden could realistically be doing to put more pressure on Israel to stop committing atrocities: this article discusses them.

But none of these options is "Just make them stop." Israel is its own country, and even if Biden had the complete support of both parties on sanctions or aid stoppages (spoiler, he very much does not!), he still couldn't "end the killing any time he wants," as I've seen people claim. Joe Biden is not the president of Israel, and Israel has its own military stockpiles and manufacturing capability. They could keep going for months on what they already have--and they also receive military aid from other countries.

What Biden is doing--buttering up Netanyahu, in order to stay on his good side and try to persuade him to stop doing war crimes--isn't "doing nothing." It's a strategy. Is it the ideal strategy? Maybe not--and it's definitely frustrating and infuriating to watch, in addition to not having much of an effect--but there's no guarantee that being more aggressive with Netanyahu would actually work any better.

Because--here's the thing--Netanyahu knows that the GOP will not allow US military aid to Israel to be cut off.

(There's a reason why not: it has to do with Christian fundamentalist eschatology, and sounds crazy as soon as you say it out loud, but that's just how it is.)

It is possible that Biden could manage to pause military aid, or make it conditional on meeting humanitarian goals (i.e., committing slightly fewer atrocities and allowing some aid into Gaza). Even those things would be difficult to accomplish and would require spending a lot of political capital, but they are within the realm of possibility.

However, Netanyahu also knows that if Trump is elected, any military aid that is paused or confiscated will be made up, with interest, in the first week of January. (And, as previously stated, they have enough weapons already to keep bombing civilians at the current rate for several months. They might have to slow down a little to make it to January, but they wouldn't have to stop.)

Trump's take on the whole conflict is that Israel should "finish it fast"--which, given the givens of the situation, cannot mean anything other than "bomb Gaza into rubble and kill everyone present"--prevent the international press from getting video of it (because that's why Israel is "losing the PR war," you know, if people in other countries couldn't see it, nobody would be mad about what they're doing), and "get back to normal."

Okay? It's the guy saying, "Please stop doing war crimes, or we'll stay stop again, and maybe eventually think about considering giving you slightly fewer weapons to do war crimes with" and the guy saying, "Please do as many war crimes as you can, as fast as you can; let me know what you need for faster war-criming and I'll send it right over." That's the choice. It's going to be one of those two guys.

And--here's the real thing, fellow Americans: saying, "If Biden doesn't get tougher on Israel, we're going to let that second guy decide what happens next" does not does not do anything to encourage Netanyahu* to take seriously any pressure that Biden does bring to bear.

(*You know, the actual president of Israel, who is not elected by Americans, and who is the one actually making decisions to attack Gaza.)

“By the usual measures, Biden should be cruising to reëlection. Violent crime has dropped to nearly a fifty-year low, unemployment is below four per cent, and in January the S. & P. 500 and the Dow hit record highs. More Americans than ever have health insurance, and the country is producing more energy than at any previous moment in its history. His opponent, who is facing ninety-one criminal counts, has suggested that if he is elected he will fire as many as fifty thousand civil servants and replace them with loyalists, deputize the National Guard as a mass-deportation force, and root out what he calls “the radical left thugs that live like vermin within the confines of our country.””

— Joe Biden’s Last Campaign

[shankss-magnificent-ass]

Imagine the beast pirates learning you are a criminal mastermind

Kaido: *going over a cargo manifest* we will sell these in Port Chugal, prepare them for shipment.

King: Port Chugal won't buy pirate goods anymore, the world government found out they've been trading with us, so they replaced the king there.

Kaido: That's the third distribution market I've had to change in the last month. First the Bourgeois Kingdom, then Ballywood, and now Port Chugal. How are they finding my warehouses?

Queen: we don't know at the moment, but we're working on it

You: *King's assistant* I would like to point out something that all three have in common.

King: Silence.

Kaido: let em talk, I want to hear what they have to say.

You: they were all common stops on Captain Rondow's transport route, who was captured almost three months ago by the world government.

Kaido: You think the poor bastard broke under torture?

You: It appears so, and from the other reports we're getting I'm guessing they have figured out how you conduct your exportation operation. *Hands King the reports*

King: *Skims them* we spent years building this system.

You: which means building another will be faster this time. I'm guessing how they're locating our goods is by the fact that while it's labeled under a company that doesn't have any paperwork officially filed in countries we claim it's from.

Kaido: what are we supposed to do, get a business permit?

You: yes, but actually no. Now any new businesses from any nations in your territory will come under scrutiny by the world government. So I think we should find any failing, but long-established companies, and bail them out in exchange for slipping our illicit cargo into their product distribution.

King: that... might actually work, but there's no way we can guarantee their loyalty.

You: that's why you give them a small percentage of the profits and gather blackmail material. Most rich people are sick fucks will have skeletons in their closet, you just have to look for it.

Kaido: I'll entrust the task to you, and in the meantime we'll have Yamato fill in for you with King.

King: what! No! Your son is... not great at paperwork.

Kaido: Sorry bud, but I'd like to see what they can do on their own, so I'm setting them loose.

Returns from setting up the new network seven months later

Kaido: I just got the finance report for the last quarter

You: *literally just got off the boat* Sir?

King: Your network is more efficient than what we had set up.

Kaido: you're getting promoted, so you can manage it from here.

You: But I was really looking forward to working with King again.

Kaido: then you'll work under him not me.

You: I'm keeping my desk in your office.

King: For someone who ruthlessly castrated a man to get him to do what they wanted, you are very clingy and sentimental.

You: I was well within my rights to revoke that man's dick privilege, you had no idea how man people he's assaulted. I did that town a fucking favor by pickling that man's junk

Kaido: you pickled it!

You: Yes I did, how else, so you think I got an entire town to look the other way about our ships coming into the harbor?

Kaido: I never would have thought of that... You know when I met you I never would have guessed you'd be an asset to my operations. You seemed too soft and naive, too kind.

You: *shrugs* Well thank you for thinking I'm kind, but I just so happen to hate you less than the world government, and you have more money than the revolutionary army. And Lin Lin and her family freaks me out.

King: don't forget Akagami and Whitebeard won't hire you since you've worked with us.

You: *clicks your tongue* and I regret it every day.

Coming Soon

[coralquest]

─ a night like a fairy tale | Izuku Midoriya

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♡.ೃ࿐ FORMAT: one-shot | fluff

♡.ೃ࿐ PAIRING: Izuku x Reader

♡.ೃ࿐ WORDCOUNT: 1k+

SUMMARY: Reality hit you like a lawnmower, overwhelming you with the stress of filling out and signing multiple papers. With no sense of time, you caused restlessness in Izuku who was eagerly waiting for you in the room. It's only a matter of time before he refuses to let you spend even a minute on those papers, pulling you back into the fantasy world where you feel most at ease and comfortable with him.

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"love, I won't say it again."

Your ears listened to the sweet threats echoing from the bedroom, not even bothering to raise your head at such a tone as you had your own little moment, scribbling on the work papers you were still working on late into the night.

But still, it managed to distract you a little from the constant staring into space, now letting go of everything to take a sip of hot coffee.

"Yeah, yeah..one second and I'm done for sure." you smiled, those dark circles under the numb eyes of yours that shone above the lamp gave off a look ten times worse than the gremlin itself, constantly feeding on your weariness.

This is what happens when you don't know what peace actually is in life. Worry about this, stress about that, no rest, no sleep. Just work until you completely fall apart, isn't that the easiest way around?

Enriching your lungs with life of a very deep sigh, you decided to choose the side of suffering for a bit longer before finally throwing yourself in bed. You shouldn't have been thinking about anything at all, because just the thought of flying to bed made you sleepier than you already were, you needed to go back to work.

And just as your hand was to position the pen in a tight grip once again, it found itself in the trap of another, now slightly rougher hand, leaving the pen untouched.

„Just one second, huh? I don't buy that. I doubt you even know what time it is.”

Your dearest shadow could now be very noticeable from all corners of the room, appearing right behind your now embraced, yet so drowsy body which, to your surpise, still kept its balance on the chair.

"So? What time is it, baby?"

"I believe it's past midnight, but let me finish this, Izuku. I'm almost do—"

„One more second, almost done, almost done..“ he mocked.

„..right, but I personally think you could draw yourself in bed for that one second, doesn't that sound any better?" Izuku was now smiling so innocently, yet giving you those cheeky little glances here and there with his hands now roaming freely all over you, just like being in the jungle having coffee with a mamba.

Just the thought of it dragged you into a fantasy that you rarely had time to dream about; just you and Izuku, your sleeping soul among his, tenderest, flowing from stream to stream at his touch, so smooth yet so rough. And even the smallest kiss was enough to throw you back to reality in front of a table of more than a hundred papers instead of that jungle coffee, causing your heart to rot once again.

"Silly, I guarantee that you will literally fall asleep right there on the table if I go to the room without you now.“

"Like I said Izuku, I only have a li-"

"Jajaja—! No way I'm listening! You're coming with me by force!“

You knew you were giving up as soon as you felt those gentle hands reaching behind your knees faster than thunder itself, collecting you as if you were the prize of the world.

„I'll wake you up in the morning so you'll have time to sleep, go back to your senses and be ready for a new day and new challenges! I consider these papers the lowest level so ,” kissing your golden eyebrows that were still frowning at him for no reason, you caught them in the act as they slowly yielded, loving the attention they were getting at this very moment.

„—Don't waste your energy on those things when it's time to be next to me and snore your heart out under that blanket!“

From sudden giggles he successfully triggered in you, you buried your head deep into his chest trying to catch your breath, but to no avail. But soon, your pouting role quickly returned, babbling something muffled in his chest.  Now that you had all his loving attention towards you, you decided to pull all those words back into silence. It was even a good thing your head wasn't sticking out yet, otherwise Izuku would be met with a bright red radish like in the middle of a field in the hot sun.

"I can't hear you like that if you have your head buried in me like an ostrich. Something wrong?”

„No..“ That slippery tone of yours sounded more like you were asking yourself that than adding an answer to it.

„Hm. Y'sure?“

„No..“

"No? Did I do something?"

You slowly turned your head upwards, then downwards, nodding dramatically.

"So..wanna tell me?"

He certainly saw all that as something very sweet about you. You generally frowned like that, even when there was no reason for war, but still, he loved it when it came to that.

And in the other hand, you melted there like pudding in his arms, hesitating a bit then stretching those words out on the tip of your tongue until they decided to come out on their own.

"You didn't kiss my lips."

"What? You need to be louder, love." he teased you whilst walking slowly into the bedroom with you glued to him.

"Stop joking, don’t wanna repeat myself."

"Then I really don't know what you want, sorry." and there it was again, that mischievous laugh of that same angel who was wooing you just a few minutes ago. You never liked this torture in such a way. But of course, you softened even more in the blush of your own hidden face.

„Okay, okay, m'sorry sweetheart. We're not messing around anymore, I understand. Want a kiss, though?“

Your mind didn't even think to turn to his side of the bed. You sighed hatefully just enough that he could clearly see that he had gone too far with his little humorous remarks.

But Izuku, of course, didn't mind in the slightest. In fact, he loved when he got the chance to see you all as mad as a lynx, putting funny things together like puzzles. The lynx is a very dangerous animal, but after all it is a cat that likes to be cuddled too. At that, he crawled like a worm closer to your angry figure, noticing how you didn't even move to stop his hands that were already glued to you, caressing your neck lightly.

"Your highness, I fear that I may have committed a grave sin. Will you ever find it in your heart to forgive me?"

"Shut up for once."

"I will, my dearest lady, if you tell me how I can make it up to you?"

You leaned towards him, half turning to shot a serious look at now oh-so-comical Izuku.

"I shall never forgive you, you filthy bandit."

He gasped, dramatically.

"And not even for those kisses you've been searching for all this wonderful time, my lady?"

Reminding you of that, you suddenly snuggled into the blankets, ready to go to sleep and even without saying "good night",

"Oh no, not on my watch! If you won't go by grace, we're going by force!"

..but how can such a thing happen?- of course you won't be able to frown with those furrowed brows for long, now laughing under the warm blankets with the "bandit" so fabulously kissing every point on your nose and face, neck and shoulder, taking you under the clouds where there was absolutely no desk and papers at all,

but only you and him, and the clock that had read half past three in the morning.

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[howdyneighborr]

Craig's ears attuned to that soft rush of breath leaving Tweek's lungs. Mild irritation and rejection stirred his guts like a thick bowl of brownie batter; only the baker had confused salt for sugar.

He got it, okay? His soft gray eyes rolled up to the open sky above their heads and he tried not to let the sigh and other man's annoyance get to him. The taller of the two strove to not wear his heart on his sleeve the same way Tweek did, but he knew his presence was bothersome. He was also plenty familiar with both of those emotions; he could stuff them back down, compartmentalize, with the best. Truly, when he really considered his plight, Craig could even blame the onset of nicotine withdrawal for the (briefly) lingering moment of self-reflection. Hell– he would only be wasting his time if he continued to be disconcerted by the rebuff. What was the point? Expecting more or less forever yielded the same result. Not like anyone would believe that logical, pragmatic, unemotional Craig Tucker could get his feelings hurt anyway. He knew people only expected anger, annoyance, or some other incendiary emotion from him when he did open up. Anxiously, he worked his jaw side to side, rolling the filter of the cigarette between his slightly-parted lips.

He just wished Tweek would get over it, stop being so obviously perturbed by his proximity. They lived in BFE, America. Bumping into each other in this Newton’s cradle of a town was inevitable. Craig never actively tried to get the pendulum balls swinging. A slow inward hiss caused his chest to expand and he quickly released the air with a huff. He didn’t mean that. Tweek had every right to want to keep the distance between them. Nothing good ever happened when their paths did cross. This interaction had probably been one of their best in a long time.

Craig stared. The extensive silence on his end gave his facial muscles the time to relax. He was glad he didn’t say any of it out loud. He dropped his chin. The seeping cold of the cement under him sucked the feeling from his legs not entirely but mostly. He knew he should stand up. But– Finally, he remembered how to use his words.

"I'm not asking to keep it." He grabbed the white roll of tobacco from his lips, catching it in between his first two fingers with a fluid flick of his wrist away from his face. "Look, the faster you let me light up, the faster I'll be out of your hair– what's left of it, anyway." His words weren’t an actual guarantee. The long-limbed man had just resigned himself to the pavement to continue the conversation he had started; the likelihood of him immediately resuming a standing position was slim to none. However, the final drag of a cigarette was almost as good of a timer as the last grains of sand slipping through the apex of an hourglass. He patted himself down again in all the same places. Quicker this time, but he was already 95% certain from his last search that he was still drifting up Shit Creek. He tucked his cigarette behind his ear and shoved his hands into the deep pockets of his jacket with a more pronounced groan. He would have to do this without a crutch.

"You could have lied about not having the lighter, too, y'know." Craig rested the back of his head against the pitted, rough brick-face of the building at their rear. He gave Tweek his full attention; the tendon in his neck protruded with the effort of angling his face without turning his torso at all. The rest of his remarks recessed back into nothingness as he noticed Tweek's subjectively strange reaction. "What do you care about the shit I put into my body?" He bit his tongue, pushed back against the obvious slight. ‘You, of all people…’ A cruel and careless comment. Craig had learned to filter his jabs to some extent as he aged.

"Anyway, what I was trying to say is– you're not a good person. And neither am I. I know that. Trust me, deep to my core, I know." Craig pulled his legs up, pinning his knees to his chest with the circled embrace of his arms. "I was going to say, you might even be the better person. Until you hoarded the lighter away from me." He knew the joke probably wouldn’t land as such. He was just a dick, after all. Craig rested his chin atop his kneecaps and breathed silently for a moment. A hint of a sad smile pulled the corner of his mouth; a few fine lines being the only tell that his face had ever flinched.

“I used to hate the way you moved on with life so easily. I realized I was just jealous. And that it wasn’t easy. I don’t know what other people see when they look at you. I could imagine it’s nothing nice,” he added quickly. “But– as shitty as your life looks from the outside… you’re doing what you want to do, right?”

Tweek sighed wearily when Craig sat down.  The two of them were supposed to have a mutual understanding that they both wanted to be left alone, yet they somehow kept ending up back in each other’s spheres.  Tweek had to get out of South Park—it was the only way he was going to stop this from happening.  He had been trying to keep out of the way as best he could as usual, and now Craig was admonishing him for being a bad person.  Tweek wondered if Craig knew that made him about the same, a rude, callous, god-awful shitfuck.

“I’m not blaming them,” Tweek said, frowning.  “I’m just saying, it’s not really a surprise, all things considered.  I already know I’m not good, all right—what’s your point?”  If his question didn’t receive an answer that would be fine, better than fine, even.  He didn’t care what Craig’s point was, just wanted the guy to get over him and leave him alone.  Every interaction between the two of them was suffocating, pushing Tweek farther back into a cage, and at this rate, it wouldn’t be long before that door slammed hard and locked behind him.

He had to get out of South Park.

Tweek tensed and cast his gaze away when Craig asked him for a lighter.  “I have one, yes,” he answered, but he made no move to reach for it.  You could get higher quicker with inhalation than you could with ingestion, so he had switched methods a little while ago, and he needed one to heat his pipe.  “But you can’t have it.”

It might have seemed like he was being bitchy and contrarian for the sake of it, endeavoring to prove how much of a terrible person he was, but truthfully, the hard exterior was starting to slip off of him, making it hard to go on as if he cared nothing at all for Craig.  Nobody deserved to be tethered to something that might kill them, and cigarettes might not have been as immediately dangerous as meth, but people still died from them, hundreds of thousands of deaths a year.  Craig never should have picked up that stupid habit, never, never—god, he really learned nothing when the two of them were together.

Tweek drew his coat more tightly around him, pulling his right pocket, the one with the lighter in it, into his lap, putting as much distance between it and Craig’s hand as he could.  “I—I don’t…”  His face crumpled with genuine anguish, and he couldn’t put his cunty affect back up fast enough to stop his eyes from watering.  “I d-don’t want you s—nn—smoking…”

[deceitful-darlings]

I saw your post talking about the minor issue through a reblog(I don't read your blogs).

As a 16 year old I get that some are uncomfortable with minors reading their work which is okay but some of you have to realize that a lot of us 16+ are actually mature enough to read stuff like that. I for example know the difference between reality and fiction and therefore won't support the stuff I read in real life. Maturity often comes with age but a lot of use mature way faster(doesn't mean you shouldn't set boundaries). When I turn 18 I'll still be at the same Maturity level that I have right now, if not then even higher. People are quick to judge minors just because of their age and because there were quite a few minors doing bs online. There are minors here that have a higher Maturity level then most adults do but are still treated as an immature little child. I'm not talking about 10 or 13 year Olds. I'm talking about 16-18 year Olds since that's the age when most teenagers are the most mature.

I do not care.

I do not care how mature you think you are, LEGALLY you aren’t allowed to read or access this content, and WE are the ones that get in trouble if you do, which frankly I think is bullshit and I believe it should be teens violating boundaries of adults that should be held responsible and face punishment for it. We HAVE to treat you the same because the law DEMANDS that we do. And I’m sorry, it may be ‘some’ teens that are ‘pulling bs’, but there’s enough of them doing it to cause serious issues. It’s your generation that has made me feel uncomfortable having any form of discussion with them, and while it may not be you personally, there are enough acting like entitled brats that I want nothing to do with any of you online. You cannot guarantee future maturity- mid to later teen years are huge developmentally, even then, I do not want my fucked up content being part of that development.

[ghosttownwherenoonegoes]

Thank you so much for your thoughts and assessment (is that the right word?) ! 🖤 I always love your opinion about characters, especially in such a in-character depth the show/movie itself didn't provide, you're absolutely awesome and intriguing! 🖤

Can I ask you something more? Of course it's alright if you don't want to 💖

What qualities do you think Eddie would look for in a person, romantic-wise?

You're so welcome! I suppose assessment is as good a word as any for how we look at characters and their personalities. Thank you so much! You sound like you know me from some of my other blogs and if that's the case, I'm honoured that you follow me across fandoms!!!🥰💖Thank you for your kind words, that means a lot to me! I hope my answers to your asks satisfy your curiosity! You can ask things whenever you want and I'll do my best to answer them, though no guarantees of course!

Hmm...

Okay, I honestly think Eddie will date anyone. Anyone. No matter what you look like, how you dress, your music taste, your favourite colour, where you sit in the canteen or where you work, etc., none of that matters to him.

What does matter to him are things like a kind heart – if you're mean to him or to his friends, either in front of him or, worse, behind his back, then there's no chance, even if he thinks you're attractive (and, again, what makes someone attractive to Eddie is personality, NOT appearance. Our metalhead doesn't judge or discriminate, unless you're an asshole. And then he's as mean to you as you are to him).

If you're shy or anxious, then he's actually quite good at balancing out the dynamic and he'll help you to feel comfortable while also seeing if he can't coax you out of your shell a little. If you're softly spoken or spoken over because you take a while to make a point (like Dustin asking about Lucas in Eddie's first scene, or because you just like to think before you speak), then he's making sure that you feel heard and listened to, shushing roughly anyone who tries to talk over you or put words in your mouth so you get to the point faster. I can see him saying something like, "go on, sweetheart, take your time. I'm listening." and giving you a soft smile before glaring at the person who tried to take that space away from you.

So, kindness is a big one. Maybe actually THE biggest one. If you're grumpy and rough 'round the edges (like me) but still kind, then that's something he loves. Someone who won't judge him on anything; his clothes, his class, his music, the fact he's still doing everything he can to graduate. Someone who meets him where he is in life and is willing for him to do the same. Someone who has a little bit of a bite to them; they don't take his bullshit (even if that's just glaring at him when he says something below the belt because you're not brave enough to actually speak up, or outright verbally calling him out; it's all the same to him. Intent over all else) but they also encourage him. Someone who is supportive, someone who is content to let Eddie be Eddie...

This isn't to say his standards are low, but fuck, if you're into him and you're kind and you got something a little off about you? He's head over fucking heels, at first sight. Attraction first, friendship next, and all else falls into place. Eddie would date anyone at all; if you're into him – and I mean genuinely into him, don't lie because he can sniff those out before you're even thinking of telling one – then high chances are, he'll be into you!

Eddie is Eddie and you're you and that's everything.

[kittyymew]

Threesome- Part 1 (Levi x Reader x Eren)

The content of this story might be uncomfortable for some readers.

Read at your own discretion

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Levi asked you to meet him in his bedroom after dinner. You and Levi haven't had sex for almost three weeks now. He was out on a mission while your sprained ankle was healing. He specifically asked you, more like commanded you to wear his favourite pair of black lacey lingerie, with a garter belt, stockings, and all. You were so excited to see what he had in store for you as you changed into them, pulling a long coat before heading out towards his room.

You pause for a moment, nervously fixing your hair, and before knocking on his door. Levi swings open the door, smiling at you as he eyes you up and down, almost like he can see you naked even with your coat on.

"Hello..." you say blushing under his gaze. "Hello, sexy!" Levi says as he continues to stare at me.

"Are you just gonna eye-fuck me or are you gonna let me inside too?" You ask as you push past him, starting to unbutton your coat. "Urgh please let's just skip foreplay tonight, I just need you inside me so ba-..." you say turning around while you're slowly removing your coat, you stop dead in your tracks when you see Eren standing beside Levi. You scream, immediately pulling the coat back on and holding onto it tightly.

"WHAT THE FUCK? YOU COULDN'T HAVE WARNED ME?!" you yell, turning red.

"Y/N...." Levi says stepping closer to you as he pulls your hands away from your coat. You hesitate for a moment but let him. "Remember, about two months ago, you said you have fantasised about experiencing a threesome...?" Levi asks, slowly pushing the coat off your shoulder. You blush as the coat falls down your shoulders, although Levi's body covering your almost naked self from Eren's view.

You gulp looking up at Levi, your throat going dry. You glance over his shoulder to look at Eren, he was just intently staring at the both of you. "Y-yeah..." you manage to breathe out.

"So, after a lot of thinking, I thought why not? And I know you and Eren were close at one point, and he respects you enough to still be unbiased towards you no matter what happens... so I thought he'd be the best option for us to try this out..." You just stare up at Levi, not believing that that was his only reason to think of involving Eren.

"And also, if anything goes sideways, not only Captain Levi would kill me, but Mikasa would kill my already dead body too..." Eren adds and you cannot help but laugh. Levi just glares at him over his shoulder. "Don't make me kick you out right now Yeager!" Levi says. You laugh, "Yeah that's more like the actual reason..." you say giggling.

"Well, but it's totally up to you Y/N. If you want, Eren can join us this once, or I'll kick him out and then have my way with you all night long" Levi states as he holds your hands. You look between Levi and Eren, turning redder at all the thoughts of what might happen if you say yes.

"Use your words Y/N," Levi says, breaking your train of thoughts. "No pressure!" Eren chimes in from behind, smiling awkwardly.

"I-... wouldn't mind Levi...." You whisper as you look down at your feet blushing.

"I can't hear you Y/N," Levi says smirking. "Louder so even he can hear you..." Levi says as he moves sideways, Eren now being able to see you completely, a grin forming on his lips as he figures out your answer before you could even speak up.

"Y-yes... I want it..." You say a little louder, looking down at your feet, fiddling with your fingers.

Levi makes you look up at him, leaning down and whispering in your ear, "I want you to be just as freaky as you are when you are with me alone... understood?" Levi asks as he nips your earlobe teasingly. You gulp nodding. "Good girl," Levi says and motions Eren to come over.

"You're free to do whatever you want with Y/N tonight, but you're still going to listen to me if I give any sort of order. After that, if you even look at her with wrong intentions, I'm gonna kill you." Levi threatens him, Eren just nods and steps closer to you, "You look... uh- pretty Y/N" he says, grabbing the back of your neck and pulling you in for a kiss. You're taken by surprise but kiss him back, Eren's other hand caressing your back and your butt.

"Tch" you hear Levi say as he moves behind you, "She looks sexy and you know it" Levi continues as he presses himself against your back and starts kissing your neck. You let out an involuntary moan, your hands pressing up against Eren's chest. You can feel how ripped he is underneath his shirt. You moan into the kiss and start unbuttoning his shirt hastily removing it.

You can feel both Levi's and Eren's hard-ons press against your lower back and your stomach, and without breaking the kiss you reach down grabbing both of their bulges and plaming it through their pants. Both of them grunt and you feel Levi grab your hips tightly.

Eren starts to sloppily kiss his way down your jaw to your neck and chest. Levi sees him move down to your chest and he reaches up sliding your bra straps off your shoulder. Eren reaches up grabbing your boobs over the fabric and gives them a firm squeeze before pulling your bra down to expose your chest. He doesn't even hesitate and quickly leans in taking your right boob in his mouth, sucking on your nipple. You moan, your hands reach up to grab Eren's hair.

"Tch, brat" Levi says as he grabs one of your hands and brings it back placing your palm on his hard-on again. Eren keeps switching from your right boob to your left, giving both of them equal attention as you moan. You rub your thighs together, getting more and more impatient, you tug on Eren's hair letting out a small whine.

Eren just smirks and gives your nipples one last lick before he trails his kisses down your stomach. He kneels down in front of you, admiring how pretty you look in those panties. He leans down placing a light kiss on your pussy over the thin layer of the fabric. "Already so wet..." Eren says as he pushes your panties to the side and runs a finger up and down your pussy. He lifts one of your legs over his shoulder, leaning in and licking your clit while pushing a finger inside your pussy. Eren's other hand comes up to rest on your ass as he pulls you closer. You lean back on Levi, moaning and Levi wraps his arm around your waist holding you steady.

Levi's other hand comes up to your chin, making you turn your head to the side, kissing you. You moan against Levi's mouth as Eren starts to eat you out and finger you at the same time. Your hands reach up tugging on Eren's hair, pulling his face closer to your pussy. You pull away from Levi's kiss, out of breath, and moan out Levi's name.

Even though you were occupied with Eren's face between your legs, you can guarantee that Levi is gloating at the fact that you moaned his name instead of Eren's. Eren seemed to take offence at that and he pushes in a second finger, starting to finger you more vigorously.

Levi notices the change in your composure and moans. "Tch..." he says as he steps back with his arm still around your waist, pulling you away from Eren's mouth. "Not yet" Levi states and you whine in response. You see Eren, not even a hint of disappointment on his face as he stands up, complying with Levi. "That's not fair!" you say pouting and Levi just raises an eyebrow at you, and you stop whining immediately.

"On your knees brat" Levi commands and you quickly get down on your knees, looking up at him. Eren steps up beside you and Levi removes his shirt. "Do I need to tell you what to do, brat?" Levi says looking down at you caressing your cheek. "N-no!" you say as you reach up and start unbuttoning Levi's pants. "Good girl," Levi says running his fingers through your hair. Eren watches you and starts unbuttoning his own pants when Levi looks up at him and says, "Stop. She'll do it". Eren just nods in response.

You ignore the blush forming on your cheek and quickly undo Levi's pants pulling them down his legs, his cock right in front of your face and you cannot help reach up stroking his length. You stroke him for a few moments before turning to Eren and starting to undo his pants pulling it down, Eren's length right in front of your face. Both of them quickly discard their pants, and both Levi and Eren were almost the same sizes. You reach up grabbing both of their cocks in your hands as you start stroking him.

Eren lets out a grunt and you lean up taking his tip in your mouth sucking on it while continuing to stroke Levi's length. Eren grabs your hair and pushing your head down his shaft, forcing you to take almost all his length in your mouth. You let him and start sucking him harder.

"Did you forget about me?" Levi says with a hint of scoff. Even though Levi agreed to a threesome it was apparent that he is trying his best to not let jealously overtake him and kick Eren out. You pull away from Eren's length, his length covered in your saliva and you replace your mouth with your hand on his shaft.

"Patience..." you say giggling as you look up at Levi. "I'm not known for my patience..." Levi says and pushes your mouth down his length before you could say anything else. He starts mouth fucking you. You switch between sucking off Eren and Levi and you can feel Levi shift uncomfortably every time Eren moaned your name.

You can feel both of them getting worked up and you start sucking them harder and stroking them faster. When you're sucking off Levi, he grabs your hair and pulls you up to your feet.

"How would you like to fuck this little brat?" Levi asks turning to face Eren. "I- is this a trick question Captain?" Eren asks as he looks over at you, eyeing you up and down. You can only imagine what kind of things are going on inside Eren's head after that question.

"Does it look like I'm in a mood for trick questions? Do you or do you not want to fuck Y/N?" Levi says annoyed. "Tch don't be so mean captain!" You say as you lean in and kiss Levi's neck. Levi sucks in a breath, nothing beats neck kisses for Levi. "Brat" Levi says.

"Uh- I'd like Y/N to ride me, captain," Eren says gulping.

"Very well, you heard him Y/N. Do as he says" Levi says stepping back.

"You better moan my name this time Y/N," Eren says as he steps in closer to you, whispering in your ear. You blush, nodding as Eren gets on the bed, stroking his length.

Welp, it's going to be a long night.

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