#no further explanation needed

[oddthesungod]

extremely self-indulgent post-workout Orym 😌

[whoisspence]

'I'll do anything you say, if you say it with your hands' - T.Swift unknowingly writing this for me to relate it to Matthew's hands

and you're absolutely right because,

[thisonesock]

Lucifer: I’m going to take you out!

Alastor: A Date? How nice!

Lucifer: That was meant as a threat.

Alastor: See you at five!

[thescoutgaymer]

medic could get it honestly

[cult-of-the-eye]

Is Jon the secret enjoyer of horny music or is it Martin???

Jon, walking into the kitchen to ask Martin about some follow up on a statement: Martin-

Martin, making tea, headphones blasting "COME ON FUCK ME EMO BOY": *bops along, oblivious*

Jon, backs out. He's learnt not to disturb Martin during his tea-making process. It comes out better that way. At his desk, he looks down at his all black office wear. Hmm.

The next day, when Jon arrives wearing a little smudged black eyeliner, that part of him is smug at Martin's ensuing redness.

OR

Martin, walking into Jon's office to ask a question about citations (no, he did learn, it's just been a while, honestly): Hey Jon, I just-

Jon, looking up from sorting through Statements: What, Martin?

Martin stammers through this interaction, too distracted by the issue of what he may or may not have heard faintly through Jon's ratty earphones. Something about bending over and arching his back? So he's out of there. And that's fine. Totally fine thoughts to have about your boss. Mmhmm.

[azgfggf-toks]

Just some Transformers screenshots. I love them

[mewtatedbunnies]

“Why does everyone think that one Dungeon Meshi character is autistic?”

*watches first episode*

“There it is.”

[ask-mewo]

Here kitty u can has cheezeburger. *offers cheese burger*

*nom*

[zukkaoru]

🎵 + kunichuuzai

"i like you, and i loved him / we could all be the best kind of friends" ?? kunichuuzai thesis statement to be honest "i'll be in the middle / while you two get along" you mean dazai's number 1 dream in life?

[nicecream]

nightbeat = linux

siren = macos

hosehead = windows

[inrainbowscd]

listening to forget her by jeff buckley

[varnateet]

Why tf am I a monkey 😒😠😠🖕🏽🖕🏽

How did i only notice this now?!

is that how u used to tag me in your old acc too?!

you are a monkey because you are a monkey 🐒

[roach-pizza]

Then there's the group like this

Because I don't write realistic fictional worlds for this reason. Why can these people have this more modern thing? This isn't Earth. Simple. Rules are different here.

Fuck that post going around saying "you can have coffee in your story without justifying it :) you don't need to explain everything :)" I want, no, I DEMAND a fully researched ethnobotanical paper on every single food item in your work, if you don't explain to me where did potatoes come from in your fantasy setting or don't explain how the industry of coffee works over interstellar distances with full detail you are doing things wrong and I personally hate you and I hate your stupid story, fuck you

[anne-adler]

[clownfangs]

When Spike is like; "You think I still dream of a crypt for two with a white picket fence? Never much cared for picket fences, anyway. Bloody dangerous."

[liseytopia]

for real i been trying to tell a certain someone this 😭

(if that certain someone sees this reblog please count your days)

i swear mfs are plain stupid when they say shit like “hobie brown def smells” ummm… mad weird, anyway, he thinks hygiene is so fucking important. even if he comes home late and exhausted from spiderman duties that man doesnt go to bed without a shower. ik that, im in his walls.