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everybodys gotta get back into the practice of using pseudonyms online... i remember the time of screen names where u never ever told anyone ur real name and that was just understood as basic internet safety. plus having a screen name is fun because sometimes it sticks so well that it becomes part of ur identity that u can use in whatever facet of ur life you choose. it rocks to pick your own name
#im living proof! i wasnt always called kiwi but now i am and it rocks#but mostly im just worried about all these kids wayyy oversharing personal info online#not to be like aaaggghh kids these days. but.#um people are sharing their full names and schools and deepest secrets with their FACE ATTACHED#i surely dont need to explain why thats scary#tiktok trends where u share stuff you would Never tell people irl.... WITH!!! YOUR FACE!!!!! IN FULL VIEW!!#WHHH.... WHY...........#Get Scared of Internet Strangers Again Please!
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[Toon x Mobster] A tender moment.
[Animation timelapse here!]
[AUDIO USED:] Chet Baker - Almost Blue Sound Effects edited by me!
#toon x mobster#jack desmond#gavriel huffman#original character#original characters#original character art#oc#ocs#oc art#oc animation#oc animatic#I made a little animation about them because I was craving it#I needed to see these two being soft and very loving towards each other#HEY YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS REMINDING ME#it's like one of those videos back in the early internet years with fandom characters being animated by fans kissing each other HAHAHA#2012 aesthetic <3 two anime/game characters being animated kissing and everyone either screaming from loving or hating it#ooohh those were fun times..#again. I had so much fun with the sound effects [YAAYY I MADE THEM REAL ARE YOU SEEING THAT I DID THAT]#I'm so proud of myself [took literal hours browsing through sound effects with tears slowly sliding down my face]
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today i found another pair of my absolute holy grail jeans that i had in high school approximately 6 years ago that i wore until i had ripped and patched the crotch and ass three times and literally could not get them on anymore in exactly one size bigger while i was thrifting.
reblog for good luck at your local thrift store
#cannot stress enough that i SCOURED THE INTERNET FOR THESE#AND NEVER FOUND AJOFJER PAIR#THEY DROPPED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH#until today#man oh man i screamed out loud#not a tag#from saph#AND THEY FIT PERFECTLY
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Whenever Bill sees KingOfNJ's fics through Stan's eyes he just thinks they have the same taste in fanfiction (disgusting. unthinkable)
#Alex Hirsch saying Bill is a secret lowkey fan of Duchess Approves is the funniest thing ever actually#Stan to Bill's face: FAKE FAN. LOSER. POSER#Stan to the internet stranger with aggravating yet thought provoking takes: I think I WILL spend 5 hours on Ao3 gleefully debating this guy#anyway secret identity. enemies to lovers. slow burn 500k- jkjk potential is there tho. don't tell me its not#Theoretically the computer room whitelist shouldn't let Bill contact the outside world but the therapists are thrilled Bill made a 'friend'#Stanford has no idea but is also happy Stanley has a friend. It will be carnage when Stan & Bill find out. Ultimate betrayal truly#gravity falls#GF Fan art#fan art#Stanley Pines#Bill Cipher#Grunkle Stan#Stan Pines#Post canon#ao3 fanficion au ?? I suppose ??#fanart#tbob#the book of bill#artists on tumblr#my art#Comic#gravity falls comic
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Ok I lied I have art that was too fun not to share
Listen- I need combative “I hate you bro but I would also die for you” platonic cumplane
I need Shang Quinghua calling Shen Quingqui a hussy and a harlot
I need Shen Quingqui to respond with a full bodied cathartic “bitch” I need them to be venting out frustrations every 2 seconds and ruthlessly gossiping the next. I need them to immediately turn on anyone that talks shit on the other.
Pls for my health.
#svsss#cumplane#but platonic#I feel like it gets touchy when romantic but you do you#shang qinghua#I am a viscious apologist he can’t do anything wrong in my eyes#he needs to let out his anger#in a healthy way#by healthy that is giving enrichment to local mean girl Shen Quingqui#shen quingqiu#needs to be the full on internet troll he was before he died#it is cathartic bc they have to put on masks 24/7 around everyone else#in reality they are extremely close and deeply care for one another#Shen Quingqui in my heart has cursed out Shang Qinghua and told him to his face he was a talented writer and that is what pissed him off#he has made SQH cry with his cursing complaints (positive)#SQH does help him avoid wife plots#pls#for my health#my art bleh
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But … how the staff swear? We Need to know that too…(of you want of course … love your art and your Amazing humor!!!)
(thank you! :D)
Trein: said 'damn' once when he was sixteen, still lays awake at night in embarrassment about his deplorable lapse in manners.
Vargas: swears like an old-timey carnival strongman. lots of "poppycock" and "what the devil" and an occasional "deuces!" (this makes classes very confusing for poor Deuce)
Crowley: doesn't intentionally swear, but every once in a while he'll, like...put together a presentation on the new staff policies or something that builds up to an acronym which, by complete coincidence, spells out something shockingly depraved.
it happens often enough that you'd think he's doing it on purpose, except. it's Crowley.
Sam: swears in the text, gets away with it because the character reading is always something else
(this is very specific to the Japanese version and probably too meta but I made myself laugh with it, I...I'm sorry)
#art#twisted wonderland#yeah here's some more characters swearing#i promise i will get back to actual Jokes™ at some point#(sorry for spamming a bit! just catching up on things)#anyway thanks for joining me for today's edition of crewel being slapped in the face with a sudden and unwelcome sense of sonder#trein: mister crewel need i remind you that i also have access to the internet#crewel: la la la i can't hear you#trein: i am aware of the existence of websites other than those that exclusively provide cat videos#crewel: lA LA LA --
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"waaaah the special effects are cheesy" "waaaah they play fast and loose with history" "waaaah it's full of progressive ideas" IT'S DOCTOR WHO BITCH do you go to an Italian restaurant and complain that there's pasta and tomatoes
#boring dudes on the internet: why is this basket full of bread#me: (stuffing breadsticks in my face as fast as I can)#fynn posts#doctor who
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Imagine this
nrc confessions board where theres this online space you can anonymously post confessions into
one day someone posts like "to that one magicless student in 1-A, you're kinda cute i like you/have a crush on u" or something
then everyone except yuu sees that starts freaking out
a bunch of ppl trying to find out who this mf is (its a mob/npc)
and at one point ace comments "STAY AWAY FROM THEM GET A JOB"
the poor guy probably gets doxxed at one point. it got so out of hand that they had to close the confessions board lmao
as for how my yuu reacts to this:
yuhei doesn't look at the confessions that much so he wont know until someone tells him about it like "hey did you see the confessions? someone was talking about you" then when yuhei sees it he would just brush it off lmao
he DOES notice ace's "STAY AWAY FROM HIM GET A JOB" comment tho
he would tease ace about it for sure but its more like "bro why are you getting so heated over this?"
then he sees the rest of the comments doxxing the poor guy and he's just baffled like "?????? ITS NOT THAT SERIOUS??? WHY ARE WE DOXXING THEM 😭"
#my friend's words: 'no but poor guy tho his whole family tree is on that board'#me: 'me personally i would've disappeared off the face of the internet'#not even just the internet bro the whole school#twisted wonderland#twst#twisted wonderland x reader#twst x reader#ace trapolla x reader#tho it could be anyone tbh#he was just the first that came into mind#yuhei#twst mc#twst oc
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Get booped by my cat, Tumblr
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Modern day YouTube au where Xie Lian is infamous on the internet for his catastrophic cooking channel.
#Xie Lian is an internet cryptid ™#every segment ends with Hua Cheng trying the newest dish with a straight face and rating it 10/10#there are conspiracy theories that he’s not mortal because surly he should have died by now#YouTubers are making reaction videos where they try to remake the concoction following the same steps as Xie Lian and trying the food#Xie Lian’s cooking catastrophes are now featured on buzz feed unsolved because no one can recreate it to be toxic#the buzzfeed guys use Xie Lian’s cooking as a plausible murder weapon in some of their cases#the fans go feral in the comment section trying to figure out where the man went wrong while others insists it’s staged (it’s not)#they’re also feral over Xie Lian being the prettiest but that’s neither here nor there#mu qing has a fashion channel and feng xin does a martial arts/parkour channel and they both pretend they don’t know Xie Lian#unsuccessfully because they live with Xie Lian and are often caught in the background of Xie Lian’s videos making horrified expressions#there are memes of them; they hate it#mxtx tgcf#tgcf#tgcf mu qing#tgcf feng xin#tgcf hua cheng#tgcf hualian#tgcf fengqing#mxtx hell#mxtx fandom#mxtx au#tgcf au#heaven official's blessing#heaven officials blessing#xie lian#hua cheng#mu qing#feng xin#fengqing#tgcf fanfic
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What if we were wrong altogether and Malleus' dad isn't actually Dire Crowley. What if Meleanor's amnesiac husband isn't actually him. What if Levan Draconia is actually Sebastian Michaelis. What are we going to do then.
#i keep clutching my face whenever i see screenshots of the new anime season on the internet#why did yana make malleus look exactly like him oh my god#😃#twisted wonderland#ventique rambles#malleus draconia#ridiculous twst theory
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/ᐠ > ˕ マ Ⳋ birthday cat ⟢ 2024 birthday stream
#felix#lee felix#stray kids#skz#skzco#staydaily#bystay#dancerachasource#felixleenet#hyunlixsource#mine*#mine: felix#BRO THIS WAS SO HARD TO MAKE RAAAAAAAAAAAH#WHY DOES JYP HAVE INTERNET FROM THE EARLY 2000s#the fact that the kids have better internet at their own houses than a whole media company is INSANEEEEEE#anyways#ranting aside#HE IS SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i know he hated every single of this but HE DID IT FOR US#I cried about 10 times giffing this#(mostly it was cuz giffing a 720p laggy asf stream made me wanna yeet myself out the window)#i couldnt get all his cute moments with his ears cuz the stream was jumping all over the place like it was training for the olympics#sorry i said rant was over.....#🏃♀️➡️🏃♀️➡️🏃♀️➡️#BUT SERIOUSLY REAL TALK HE LOOKS SO CUTE WITH THE EARS AHHHH#also his face when he realized the thing he was holding was a choker SENDS me#and his smiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiileeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee#YAH he got me giggling and kicking my feet 😭#i hope he had the best birthday 💗
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every time I see someone recommending Benjanun Sriduangkaew in the name of supporting queer women and queer POC I’m always like. Yeah except for the ones she viciously harassed I guess. Maybe she turned over a new leaf and I’m being unfair by holding her old sins against her but I’ve never seen an apology or an acknowledgement from her that she did anything wrong.
And like. If you want to support queer Asian sff writers. I can name half a dozen off the top of my head who are amazing and creative and deserve more attention and have NOT spearheaded internet harassment campaigns against other writers. So.
#Every time I see her debut novel I am struck by how the cover is SO pretty. It’s so pretty. It’s not fair#She’s not the only Author Behaving Badly On The Internet I have a grudge against but she seems to have faced almost no consequences for it
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I went to the Adirondacks in upstate NY for my best friends’ wedding!🌲🌳🪵🍃🍄🏞️ I like peace signs hehe ✌🏻
#not comics#me#my face#I’m home now#I had no internet for the most part which was really nice actually#I saw lots of mushrooms and moss#saw some loons too gosh they’re so cool
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Thinking about people not liking what happened at the end of dawntrail like… hmm.
Did you not remember the stuff with the Yok Huy. Nobody is gone if you remember them. The phrase that’s been with us for nearly the entire game, “For those we have lost….” Emet Selch entrusting us not only with the legacy of humanity in general but specifically with the memories of the Ancients and Elpis.
Just because people are gone doesn’t mean they aren’t still with us.
But the people of Neo-Alexandria are kept from that. They can’t remember anyone they’ve lost because their memories were stolen and locked away in an eternal purgatory, unable to move on or be reincarnated. The quest where you go to the graves in Heritage Found was a big moment where I was like. Huh. This fucking sucks actually.
The endless are just computer simulations, and they exist because Sphene can’t bear to let them go. Can’t even let her living citizens mourn or carry on legacies.
And that’s not even mentioning the fact that she needs the souls of innocent *living* people to power this all.
I think it’s a really good metaphor for the digital age, becoming disconnected from our irl communities, uploading your entire life on social media. Profiles of loved ones who have passed on. AI chat bots providing temporary comfort but no real human connection. All of that technology requiring enough energy to slowly but surely contribute to the destruction of our planet.
It all seems pretty clear to me as an allegory but like, I guess some people just didn’t make that connection? Or maybe they just don’t think about all the AI stuff in the same way I do.
#dawntrail#dawntrail spoilers#ffxiv#my post#obviously not saying irl communities are the only type of connection worth having#I’m not trying to throw the baby away with the bath water wrt internet relationships#or like. in this metaphor. all of neo alexandrian society#THEMES!#lol#reminds me of posts that have said like “wish they focused on one area per expansion’#Sharalyan + Garlemald was TOO MUCH!!#sorry no that’s really stupid#all the areas in an expansion relate to the central theme in pretty major ways#I’ll only address the ones I’ve seen people make complaints about ‘not being coherent’#stormblood: revolution endwalker: hope in the face of absolute despair dawntrail: family / culture / connection#wow stories have themes and aren’t just events happening in order. wild#N’ephele’s notes
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Wally, I don't think Home is there anymore...
I was bored so I gave Home the Liminal Space Sickness™ lol, backgrounds are a lot easier when they don't follow any perspective rules lmao
I added in a couple pics I found on Pinterest to add ✨texture✨ (hence the eyes and the clouds looking nothing like the rest of the art lol)
Poor Wally just has to sit there while the inside of his house morphs into the backrooms or something, r.i.p. his sanity 😔😔
Even his lovely armchair has turned into a cheap plastic thing 😔
#wally darling#my art#welcome home#weirdcore#dreamcore#eyes#digital art#liminal space#welcome home home#artists on tumblr#I love using pixelated brushes#I downsized the canvas just so it'd look extra crusty#had to keep it big enough for Wally's face to be possible to draw tho lol#my phone sorta self destructed a couple days ago so I've been doing every internet thing on my laptop and it's been a painnnn#I wanna get my phone fixed but idk when I'll have a chance to😭#like technically it still sort of works I think but it keeps crashing and the back is starting to peel off which is uhhhh kinda sus#I get the sense that the battery might've swelled a little#I can't tell for sure but I'm still scared to use it till I can get it looked at lol😅
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