#no cock ring tho he was the rebooted version with the barbie necklace
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i have just watched my gender play out on a screen in front of me for two hours (i have just watched the Barbie movie)
#el has a life#barbie movie#barbie movie spoilers#minor spoilers but still#i need ken’s ‘i am kenough’ hoodie more than i need the air i breathe or the blood in my veins#earring magic ken was in it!!!!!!!!!#no cock ring tho he was the rebooted version with the barbie necklace#but still!!!!#cock ring version was in the credits lmao#i dressed up as earring magic ken it was great#i got to pull a fast one on some guys on the way out lmao#they went ‘ahaha hey ladies how was the barbie movie?’#yknow#to make fun of us for dressing up to see the barbie movie in the year of our lord 2023#and i looked at them in such delight when i responded ‘oh it was FAN-TASTIC i had a GREAT time :)’ in my deepest natural sounding voice#they walked right into that one#i had no choice#so funny tho that we walk out of a movie about gender roles and sexism and equality and immediately run into exactly the shitty men they#were talking about#AND THEY ALSO WALKED OUF OF THE BARBIE MOVIE BTW ITS MIDNIGHT THIS WAS THE LAST SCREENING OF THE DAY AND ONLY BARBIE WAS ON#U WATCHED A WHOLE TWO HOUR MOVIE ABOUT UR FLAWS AS A GROUP IN SOCIETY AND CAME OUT THINKING HAHA LOOK GIRLS WEARING PINK BET THEY SAW BARBIE#GIRLIES???????#U COULDVE JUST WATCHED OPPENHEIMER NO ONE WAS STOPPING U
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