#no but if i had a nickel everytime someone i just met asked me if i masturbated id be able to pay rent ����

[pickled-flowers]

It's my birth right as an asexual to be irritated all the time

[juhakx]

Jeju Island- Juhaknyeon

Genre: Friends to Lovers, Angst, Tooth-rotting fluff at the end

Word Count: 1320

“Come with me to Jeju,” Were the words Haknyeon had whispered one night in your apartment when it was too late to be awake but too early to get out of bed. It seemed like the words had been lingering on his tongue for the entire night and when he finally said it, it was like he exhaled for the first time that day.

The answer had been yes but as you were on the plane to Jeju Island with Haknyeon by your side, your leg wouldn’t stop shaking and the butterflies in your stomach swirled at a faster pace than you expected. 

“It’s odd right?” You asked Kevin over the phone, three days ago, as you were regretting your life decisions. “It’s odd to invite your friend slash something more yet not your girlfriend to your farm in Jeju to meet your mom?”

Kevin had chuckled on the other end, biting into a carrot as Changmin screamed at Sunwoo in the background about misplacing his shoes. “It’s a bit odd considering not many of us have seen where he was brought up but I’m like 99% sure he’s in love with you so what did you expect?”

The words lingered in your head as you got off the plane and as you drove in the taxi to Haknyeon’s farm and even when you prepared to meet his mom. 

If you were strictly his friend or girlfriend, it would’ve made sense for you to visit his hometown, however, you were in a weird limbo of somewhere in between and had been like that for at least a month. It was the same routine that began one day when Haknyeon slept over at your apartment, something he did when he didn’t have a schedule early the next morning. He had called your name out to ask if you were sleeping but it was nearly impossible when your heart was beating erratically at the proximity of Haknyeon which was how his heart was as well whenever he was near you.

“Y/N,” He asked one more time when you didn’t respond the first time. This time you hummed back, wondering what he wanted at nearly three in the morning. Most nights you had your emotional talks earlier, reserving anything later than midnight for sleep, or pretending to be asleep in your case. When you felt a hand on your shoulder, you turned around only to be met with Haknyeon’s lips colliding into yours.

You never strayed any further, kissing each other only in the depths of the night when it felt like no one was awake but the two of you. You waited for Haknyeon to say anything to indicate that he wanted to be something more, but he never did, so you never did either, because then that would be weird. Right?

Kevin’s words struck you the wrong way because if Haknyeon loved you, as in if Haknyeon felt the same way you did, he had a bad way of showing it. The only indication he had made of wanting you as more than a friend would be the secret kisses you shared in the dark with him. 

“I’ve heard so much about you!” Haknyeon’s mother said, excitedly taking the flowers out of your hand that you had bought for her. No matter how confused and irritated Haknyeon’s mixed emotions made you, that didn’t mean you would show up empty-handed to his mother’s house. 

She’s heard so much about me? You questioned, however, you didn’t have much time to ponder upon it because she soon dragged you into the kitchen to show you what she prepared for dinner.

She talked nonstop that night. It was fun hearing childhood stories of what Haknyeon was like as a kid and although he blushed furiously everytime she spoke of his odd habits as a child, Haknyeon seemed to be having fun. 

Haknyeon’s mother had a child-like excitement in her words when she told a story and she dotingly repeatedly offered you food even after you assured her you were full, eating almost as much as Haknyeon did, but you knew the gesture meant she was caring for you.

That’s when you decided that Haknyeon was a lot like his mother.

“Haknyeon, take her suitcase like a good boy!” Haknyeon’s mother had scolded, watching Haknyeon drag his suitcase to his room. 

“I will when I set these down,” He had affirmed, not arguing with her, however, you knew he would have fought with you if you had tried to take it anyway. 

“Tomorrow, I’ll show you the pigs,” Haknyeon smiled, falling onto the mattress. You were sharing a room with him, but there were two rooms in the bed. Haknyeon had spoken with his mother about the sleeping arrangements without you but you were fine with them considering you guys had done more than share a room. 

“I look forward to it,” You said with toothpaste in your mouth. The bathroom connected to the room was nice because as you got ready for the night, you could also observe Haknyeon when he wasn’t looking, a secret he didn’t need to know about. 

Haknyeon was silent as you spit the toothpaste out and he was also silent when you washed your face and he continued to be silent as you moved the comforter out of the way to get into bed.

“Penny for your thoughts?” You asked, curious. Haknyeon simply shaked his head, a light smile on his face.

“Nickel for yours?” 

Though you turned the lights off before you got into bed, you regretted the decision knowing there was courage in the darkness. 

I’m like 99% sure he’s in love with you.

“Hak,” You called out after a few moments of silence. “What are we?”

“What are we?” Haknyeon had repeated in a whisper. You knew he understood the question so you remained silent, waiting for his response. It was now or never. 

“Well,” Haknyeon clears his throat. “To me, we’re not friends, right?”

You feel your heart drop to your chest when the words escape his lips. 

“You know me better than I know myself. When I’m with you, I feel secure and protected. When I get sad, you’re the first voice I want to hear. When you’re near me, I feel complete but when you leave, I feel my heart begin to break,” Haknyeon was speaking barely over a whisper and his breath was shaky making you feel that maybe, just maybe this was going where you wanted it to.

You were shocked at his words and you racked your brain for a response, not understanding if this was Haknyeon’s way of saying he felt the same way you did. When you heard him get up, you realized that he wasn’t done yet. 

He took his usual spot on the bed, the left side, and immediately reached for you. Though it was dark, the tiny bit of moonlight seeping through the window made it possible for Haknyeon to see the outline of your face. As his hand cupped your face, you closed your eyes, finding warmth in the familiarity that was Haknyeon. 

“I think we’re more than just friends. Soulmates, maybe?” He mumbled, pressing a soft kiss to your forehead before pulling you closer so your head was on his chest. 

You don’t know how you didn’t notice it any other time, but his words were quickly proven true when you felt his heart beating at the same speed as yours. 

“I love you, Haknyeon. More than a friend. More like a soulmate,” You whispered. Although you knew you wouldn’t be able to see his reaction, your eyes were shut tight in fear.

You feel him press another kiss to your face, except this one on the side of your head. “Oh Y/N, I’ve loved you for years. My heart was always yours. In my last life, this life, and the next.”

a/n

tooth-rotting haknyeon content as i tend to supply u guys with :) requests are open, please force me to write for someone other than haknyeon LOL

[mybookstorecarlovinghusbands]

Oh, the Irony (Crowley x Female!Reader)

Summary: Y/n is a hunter from America who comes to London to ask the demon, Crowley for help.

Fandom: Good Omens, Supernatural, slight Doctor Who

Warnings: Fluff, minor swearing

((REQUESTS OPEN!))

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LONDON, TEN YEARS BEFORE THE END OF THE WORLD

After the Antichrist had been placed and the angel, Aziraphale, and the demon, Crowley, had decided to both watch over Warlock, the two celestials often found themselves in each other’s company more and more than the past 6000 years put together. It was during this time when Crowley found himself parked outside of Aziraphale’s bookshop for one of his annual visits. As he waltzed inside as if he owned the place, the angel was already on him with a desperate look in his eye.

“I think there’s an American hunter in the back room of my shop.”

Crowley’s steps stutter only momentarily before he eyes Aziraphale through his glasses with a snarl, “Are you sure?”

“Positive. She came in asking about an ancient book on spells that I couldn’t help but notice had everything to do with demon hunting,” when Crowley’s eyes passed on a brief look of betrayal behind his shades, Aziraphale nearly huffed, “Don’t give me that look! Why wouldn’t I have a book like that?”

“Fair point,” Crowley muttered, though he wouldn’t be letting that go anytime soon, “And she’s still here?”

“Of course she is. She suspects something now,” Aziraphale sighed in defeat while staring at the rug beneath his feet, “I’ve been told by the British Men of Letters that the American hunters are worse than ours. They’re relentless, stubborn, unorganized, and cannot be controlled.”

“Sounds like my kind of people if you ask me. And since when were you pen pals with the British Men of Letters?” Crowley nearly snarled at the idea of those controlling bastards, having not crossed one since 1973. Long story short, but they interrogated him after the death of some author named J.R.R. Tolkien or whatever. They didn’t exactly find it a coincidence that the author who had written a prophecy using the words ‘Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, Nine for Mortal Men, doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne’ just happened to die in the year of the reversed order of that prophecy, 1-9-7-3. It was obviously Crowley’s fault, as he had a thing for irony. Aziraphale still hasn’t forgiven him for that one.

“I have someone on the inside,” the angel admits as they start walking to the back of the store again, “She’s this way.”

Crowley didn’t even need Aziraphale’s instruction to know his way around the bookshop as he found himself walking ahead of the angel, crossing a corner and stopping short of the room at the sight of a young woman lounging unproperly over Aziraphale’s fainting couch, her legs crossed over each other as they rest on the armrest, putting her full weight on her elbow as she sits up to take a sip of tea from the small teacup that belonged undoubtedly to Aziraphale.

Crowley cautiously walked into the room, his friend now right behind him as the angel squawked at the appearance of the woman, giving the demon all he needed to know that this was not how Aziraphale left her.

She must have been tied up at one point unless Aziraphale had a current obsession for rope as a spool of it lied over a small chair in the corner of the room. With the woman now free and currently using the angel’s precious teacups, she sighs as if she had expected them and sat up properly this time, looking straight into their eyes.

“I believe it was Fyodor Dostoevsky who said, ‘I say let the world go to hell, but I should always have my tea.’“

Crowley was intrigued, to say the least after he realized he couldn’t take any more steps towards the female hunter. Once he discovered that his feet couldn’t move, Crowley followed the woman’s proud eyes and looked up at the ceiling to see a Devil’s Trap written onto the wooden boards with fresh, white paint dripping from the thicker parts of the lines. Aziraphale sees the trap at the same time Crowley does, and the angel is appalled and shocked, “How did you-?”

“You’re a fast one,” Crowley comments as he looks back down at the woman with a small smirk.

“Don’t flatter yourself. Normally, I’d say you Brits are so slow with all your scheming and small-talk that I was able to set a trap for you and make a cup of tea for myself while I wait, but seeing as you two are technically not Brits, I guess I’ll save my breath,” the woman smiles while setting down her cup in its respectful saucer.

“I thought Americans like coffee?” 

“Not this one. This girl likes her tea and a fair share of demon-killing.”

“Well, lucky for me, my friend here isn’t a demon,” Crowley’s grin just widens, looking at Aziraphale to expectedly step out of the trap and attack the intruder.

“Lucky for me, your friend here can’t hurt a fly,” the woman quips back, “And even if he could,” Aziraphale’s face drains when the woman’s jacket sleeve suddenly moves and lands a long, silver blade into her awaiting hand, and even Crowley’s eyes had widened under his glasses at the sight of it.

“An Angel Blade,” Crowley muttered underneath his breath.

“How did you find such an artifact?” Aziraphale squeaked in utter fear, his eyes never leaving the weapon.

“When’s the last time the two of you took a vacation to America? We have plenty of these bad boys in our possession now. Hell, I know a guy who even has a grenade launcher!”

“Darling, I’m pretty sure you’re not here to brag about your collection of weapons back home in the Land of the Shithole, so if you’re gonna kill me then do it already,” Crowley hissed.

“Actually, Crowley,” his eyebrows shoot up at his name, the woman now standing up and setting her teacup aside, “I’m not here to kill you. I’m here because I need information from you. Normally, I’d ask for help, but seeing as that’s not your division as a demon, I knew I had to set up a trap in order to make sure you don’t go doing anything stupid behind my back.”

“Fast and smart,” Crowley kept finding himself smiling and shoves his hands into his pockets, lazily leaning back and looking at Aziraphale, “She’s good.”

“What exactly do you want?” Aziraphale stutters, side-eyeing a glare at his friend beside him.

“I want a favor. One that doesn’t involve me signing anything or giving up my soul anytime soon,” the woman’s face turns grim, eyes darkening as she appears hesitant. Crowley discovers that he does not like that look on her at all as she begins to explain, “I have some... friends back at home. They’re in trouble and this is the only way I know how to help them. Sam and Dean Winchester, you may have heard of them?”

“Briefly,” Aziraphale answered.

“Unfortunately,” Crowley muttered.

The woman glares at the demon before continuing, “Well, they’re trying to find a weapon. Something you might be able to help me find. The sword of the Archangel Michael. If we find the sword, maybe things go back to the way it was. My friends won’t be on every demon, angel, and monster radar there is out there and maybe I won’t have to live in constant fear that they might be killed.”

“Then why not ask for this angel’s help?” Crowley nudges Aziraphale, “Ask him to go and snatch it off of Michael’s desk why don’t you.”

“I couldn’t even if I wanted to,” Aziraphale snapped back, “Because that sword is missing. The angels don’t have it.”

“That’s why you are going to help me find it,” the woman chirps happily, “Unless you want me to start speaking Latin and you can say goodbye to that Doctor Who body of yours.”

Crowley rolled his eyes underneath his glasses. If only he had a nickel for everytime he heard that one.

“Alright, love,” Aziraphale’s head whips around at the demon in protest as he watched Crowley bring a hand out towards the woman, “We are in agreement. I help you find your shiny stick and you won’t discorporate me,” the woman smiles and reaches for his hand. When she grabs it and they shake on it, Crowley grins and only pulls her closer while quickly hissing out, “And in exchange, you help my friend and I stop Armaggedon.”

The woman snaps her hand away, gasping as if she had been shocked and Crowley only laughs maniacally, “Now do you have a name or am I supposed to call you ‘sweetheart’ for the remainder of this partnership?”

And that’s how Crowley first met you a decade before Armaggedon.

~~~~~~~~~

LONDON, THREE YEARS BEFORE THE END OF THE WORLD

The first maybe two years of Y/n and Crowley’s partnership was rough, to say the least. Neither trusted the other, and both were very secretive as to what new information they might have found out about the other’s interests. Of course, it didn’t take long for them to find Michael’s sword and help Y/n’s friends in America, but she had made a deal, and so not long after that, she left America again to help Crowley out with his little problem. Sam and Dean worried for her, but after some time Y/n had, dare she say it, learned to trust the demon over the next few years and so she would always tell the Winchester brothers not to worry over their shared phone calls.

Y/n had actually grown accustomed to living in a flat in London, with a steady job and a network of British hunters working in her favor. Living just down the street from Aziraphale’s bookshop, Y/n found herself spending her time there more times than not. At first, the angel was weary of the female hunter, but over time they actually grew to like one another and enjoyed their tea time every Wednesday, which only drove Crowley and Y/n to hang out more and eventually they became friends. In fact, over time --and I know I’m saying that a lot-- they became more than friends and soon enough Y/n found herself fully moved into Crowley’s apartment. If only Sam and Dean could see her now.

Their relationship took a turn, to say the least. Their first quarrel was over the death of J.R.R. Tolkien. After they exchanged stories about the British Men of Letters, Crowley just so happened to mention the author’s death and Y/n became furious because as it just so happens, Tolkien was her favorite author. Aziraphale bore witness to the couple’s first ever argument, and it was entertaining for the most part as the angel describe the fight to resemble an old married couple. When the fight left Crowley on the couch that night, --and don’t ask why a mere human was able to ban a demon from his own bed. Crowley could still see the scratch marks of the Devil’s Trap just above the bedroom door along with the marks of a salt line scattered all around the bed-- the demon had asked Aziraphale for help in making it up to Y/n. The next day, Y/n was given the first edition, signed copy of the Hobbit.

“All I’m saying is that I haven’t had a real burger in what feels like an eternity,” she argued one evening to her demon boyfriend while they sat on the couch, “If someone, let’s say someone with wings, was nice enough to miracle one up for me, then I would be forever grateful to him.”

“How about you shut up for one bloody moment and stop trying to waste my precious magic on petty American food,” Crowley snapped back while pretending to read. As if he looked like someone who would, and she knew it.

“Says the man who miracled up his glasses yesterday after leaving them at home,” Y/n eyed him knowingly.

“You know I can’t be seen in public without them!”

“Actually, I’m pretty sure you can miracle normal humans into seeing you with human eyes if you wanted to without breaking a sweat, so I call bullshit,” she huffs while crossing her arms.

Crowley even flashed said eyes at her while growling, “Believe what you want, I need to hide a few things about myself so I blend in around here. In case you forgot that I’m a creature that you’ve hunted for more of your supernatural life.”

Y/n’s eyes soften and her shoulders even sink down as she sighs in defeat, “Okay, sorry. Sometimes I forget.”

Crowley narrows his eyes at her, but his eyebrows betray him as they shoot up in surprise. Has he literally done so well at acting human that he’s even fooled his girlfriend, a woman who hunts monsters using spells and guns? Did she honestly forget he had wings and snake eyes? Did he actually succeed in being human that he’s fooled everyone including those closest to him?

“Am I seriously that normal to you that you forgot about what I am?” He voices such thoughts, his tone soft and unsure.

She smiles back, aware of his insecurities while leaning forward to touch the tattoo on the side of his head, “Did you forget what I do for a living? Even the craziest things in the world have become a normal for me. I’m used to all of it. You’re human enough for me, you know.”

She didn’t have to say another word as Crowley suddenly reaches for her, causing her to laugh as he pulls her into his lap and starts devouring her face with kisses. Her laughs are silence when his lips finally reach hers and they stay like that, kissing and holding onto one another for so long, Crowley was sure that when they’d part, it would already be the end of the world. And maybe that wouldn’t be such a bad thing.

“Alright, love,” Crowley mutters into her lips, “I’ll get you that burger.”

~~~~~~~~~

(Part 2)

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fluff alphabet. || ( john constantine )

A/N: hey there, i’m jinxie and this is my dc imagine / appercation blog. it’s still a bit new but feel free to have a look around. anyway, i’m starting off with something fluffy for one of my favorite assholes, john constantine. no gifs belong to me as they belong to their respectful owners, please tell me if you want yours put down. requests are open, feel free to send them in. masterlist / / what i do and don’t write.

anonymous requested: Fluff alphabet w/ John?

A - Attractive (what they find attractive)

john is attracted to many gorgeous men and women alike, but your witty tongue and teasing just let him begging for more.

B - Baby (do they want a family?)

family, is rather a very tough subject for john in general since his father abused him and what had happen to astra during newcastle. so in most cases, he doesn’t want to have a family, he couldn’t deal with putting you or them at the risk of what he does.

C - Cuddle (how they cuddle)

cuddling isn’t a common thing with him unless it’s usually just the two of you. but he usually switches from being the big and small spoon depending on the day.

D - Dates (what dates with them are like)

a rare bit in most cases but it’s mostly you to remind john that you two have a date. he’ll play it off saying that he remembered. though there’s some date surpises from john.

E - Everything (you are my…)

“you’re my better half, luv.”

F - Feelings (when they realise that they love you)

feelings were a bit hard for john, he just doesn’t realize them sometimes but his feelings were found after he saw you with someone else. he got jealous but was a bit glad when you two broke up before he came clean about it.

G - Gentle (are they gentle?)

john constantine? gentle? a little hard to believe but yes, he can be gentle but again like pda, it mostly happens between you two. though if you do happen to get badly hurt or after doing an exrocism of a demon inside of you, he’ll run up to make sure to cradle you. checking everything to be sure you’re still with him.

H - Hand/hold (how do they hold you? Do they hold hands?)

hand holding isn’t really his thing though there are moments where he’ll lace them together if he sees you feeling anxious, sometimes giving the back of your hand a kiss. but nothing too much.

I - Impression (first impression)</small

he was in a loop when you two first met as you were zatanna’s assistant and learning under her since you discovered your abilites a little late. but there was no way that you went easy on him until later.

J - Joker (do they pull pranks?)

pranks don’t happen often since you have to be serious for the job though there was a few. however the unlucky victim happened to be chas who was very much unamused by you both.

K - Kisses (how they kiss)

there’s the soft sweet kisses to the very rough kisses depending on the situation and your moods. there’s a few in between but it’s not often. though he’ll snog you if he catches someone looking at you for too long.

L - Little things (what little things they love)

john doesn’t notice too many small things since he can be forgetful or he simply didn’t listen to it. though he does try to remember things that you liked such as flowers to bring you when you’re mad at him. though he’ll double check with chas if it’s the right ones.

M - Memory (favourite memory together)

there’s a lot of memories you both shared but one would have to be where everything was calm and you two just spend the day in peace for as long as you possible can since you know, you gotta go hunt demons and other supernatural ghoulies.

N - Nickel (do they spoil?)

spoiling comes in different form when it comes to john. you don’t get the fancy diamond rings or anything like that. john sometimes spoils you by finding a bottle of scotch or some booze you really enjoy. or when you two are alone, he spoils you in rather different ways if you get what i mean.

O - Orange (what color reminds them of you)

for some reason, it’s a purple that reminds him of you. perhaps it’s when the jl dark team and him saw your eyes glow to do your full strength that shined a purple glow to defeat your enemy. so now everytime he sees purple, it reminds him of you and not to piss you off to that length.

P - Petnames (what petnames they use)

petnames are rare with him, though sometimes he simply calls you ‘luv’ or 'sweetheart’ but there’s not much of petnames in your relationship.

Q - Questions ( what are the questions they’re always asking?)

they are mostly “are you sure you want to do this? or "why do you choose to stay?”; almost always some type of reassurance questions.

R - Remember (their favourite memory of each other)

funny enough, john doesn’t have very fond memories but his favorite memory of you is when he first saw you up on stage doing a solo act. he couldn’t believe that he had gotten lucky to have someone like you in his life even though he swears you can do better than him.

S - Sad ( how they cheer themselves/others up)

john tends to drink his problems away, least that was before he met you. he drinks still sometimes but you make him talk to you first before you two go out.

T - Talking ( what they love to talk about)

it’s hard to find something that this man loves to talk about besides his booze and the shit he has done but there are times he’ll ramble about you and what a lucky fella he is.

U - Universe ( a metaphor)

“and the world was their stage as their played many characters throughout their life.”

V - Very ( thoughts about each other)

honestly you think he was an ass when you two first met, well there’s some of it still there but you have grown to love some of his mannerisms and learned some british slang from him. john’s thoughts are a bit more sadder than yours. he always think you can do better than him and is scared that you could be taken like astra though sometimes he feels incredibly lucky to have someone like you to keep him grounded.

W - Why ( reasons why they love you)

you keep him grounded like mentioned above plus you bring out the good in him that is still there. like yes, john can be an ass but he does still have a heart that you remind him of.

X - Xylophone (what’s their song?)

ENDLESSLY - the cab that includes both of you.

Y - You (what you are to them)

you are the other piece of him that he didn’t know he needed until you came into his life and now he needs you in it.

Z - Zebra ( what pet they want to have)

it was you to suggest it but it was a black cat that you decided to dub as 'sebastian’ though he is now more of your cat than john’s but john doesn’t mind it too much. though sebastian became sort of like salem from sabrina the teenage witch by accident.

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#5

There are a few things that bother me about "most girls are idiots" line from the show. (I hate it so much)

It's baffling to me how that one line in season 2 show how much they misunderstood Arya. In her first chapter of the entire saga,the most crucial chapter to establish her character and point of view, one of the first thing she say is:"the woman is important too". How do you get from that to "most girls are idiots". I just can't even begin to understand how...

Also, misogyny of it all from the writers makes my blood boils. D&D clearly loves a version of Arya, they don't understand her character at all and butchered her in any ways they could but they do like a version of her, I think. They wouldn't have given her the most important kill of all time if they didn't. What does it say about them, that the version of her they like and imagine is someone who look down on women in general ?

Before I move on to another point, I just want to adress one thing: Arya does call people stupid in the book but 1) it's never because they are women (I think Gendry is the one she calls stupid the most) and 2) it's a defence mechanism because she is a traumatised child being enslaved,starved, taken captive and witnessing horrors constantly who keep getting disappointed and saying it "it's stupid anyway and I didn't want whatever it is that i don't have (a pack, a friendship, needlework...)" is easier to deal with for her, than being incredibly sad all the time.

One other thing that does bother me,(but it's like a minor point) is that this point of view on women is essentially Cersei's point of view in the book, one of the main ANTAGONIST (she has so much internalised misogyny, it's really sad), it's just not Arya.

214 notes • Posted 2021-08-29 22:55:56 GMT

#4

Dany, when she meet Arya: If I had a nickel for everytime i've met a younger girl with more than one brothers fighting, who was multilingual and was seperated from her home at a even younger age to end up as a slave and was probably smarter than half of my council, I’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

230 notes • Posted 2021-10-25 18:56:21 GMT

#3

Fun facts that never made it to the anime:

Ayame and Mine found the college apartment for Yuki (and visited a temple at some point to see if it would fit Yuki, I don't think they took it)

Kakeru and Machi have the same habit of choosing gifts they would like for themselves.

Hana is a live-in cook to Kazuma by the end of the manga but they are not together as a couple (and we are all thankful for that because there is just too much couple with age-diference on this show including Kyo who is still uncomfortable)

Machi loves Mogeta so much.

Yuki is a bit more of a bastard by the end and the fandom loves that for him.

Tohru's clothes when she gets out of the hospital were picked by Kyo (definitely changed considering timeline issues here)

There is a meat princess.

Rin love drawing and Tohru might be the only one who know about it (and maybe Haru...)

According to an author note, Mogeta is a girl/female.

Feel free to add more if you have some.

247 notes • Posted 2021-07-01 01:07:35 GMT

#2

342 notes • Posted 2021-11-07 10:58:47 GMT

#1

I’m going to say something that might be...controversial but I like the fact that Naoya is explicitely mysogynistic and an antagonist because that mean it could lead to an arc (with probably Maki) dealing with that in a shonen anime (which, I don’t think I saw before). That has been hinted before with Momo’s speech and Nobara’s answer but I would watch an character arc based on that.

Also I’m just ready to see Maki punch him in the face.I’m not a violent person in general but watching fictional badass female character punching mysogynistic asshole in the face make me really happy.

585 notes • Posted 2021-02-14 17:42:30 GMT

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[danlands-moved-blog]

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Is your daddy a Baker? Because you’ve got some nice buns!

There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.

Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.

Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.

Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

I’m sorry, I don’t think we’ve met. I wouldn’t forget a pretty face like that.

Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.

I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

You’re the only girl I love now… but in ten years, I’ll love another girl. She’ll call you ‘Mommy.’

Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.

Hey, don’t frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.

My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.

For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

Was your dad a boxer? Cause you’re a knockout!

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen

I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling

There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces

Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!

You know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.

If you were a booger I’d pick you first.

Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

You’re kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.

I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?

You may be asked to leave soon, you’re making all the other women look bad.

Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.

Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!

Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.

No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.

I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.

Hershey’s makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I’m asking for is one from you.

Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

How was heaven when you left it?

Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

I didn’t know that angels could fly so low!

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

Is your name “swiffer”? ‘Cause you just swept me off my feet.

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty

Your lips look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?

Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

Somebody better call God, cuz heaven’s missing an angel!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and 'I’ together.

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.

Are your parents bakers? Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!

Did you go to bed early last night? From the looks of it, you got your beauty sleep.

I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal your heart, and you’ll steal mine.

You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard

Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

How come you’re not on top of a Christmas tree? I thought that’s where angels belonged.

Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect

If you were a tropical fruit, you’d be a Fine-apple!

I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice.

Are you on Nickelodeon? Cause you’re a-Dora-ble!

I don’t know if you’re beautiful, I haven’t gotten past your eyes yet.

You don’t need keys to drive me crazy

Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you

You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart

Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. I’m lost at sea

If I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say “I love you” with my last breath.

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

When God made you, he was showing off.

You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!

I didn’t see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.

If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you’ve made me smile, I’d hold the whole universe in the palm of my hand.

Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?

When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.

(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?

This time next year let’s be laughing together.

Let me tie your shoes, cause I dont want you falling for anyone else.

Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaam!

I hope your day has been as beautiful as you are.

Excuse me, I don’t want you to think I’m ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

I think I can die happy now, cause I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.

Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.

Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications

You better call Life Alert, 'cause I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up.

You’re single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.

Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!

Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

You’re hotter than Papa Bear’s porridge.

If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery…I would chose winning the lottery…but it would be close…real close…

You’re hotter than donut grease.

Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.

I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.

It’s dark in here. Wait! It’s because all of the light is shining on you.

Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.

Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.

Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.

You look beautiful today, just like every other day.

When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

If beauty were time, you’d be eternity

I’m lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?! 

Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.

i have so many pickups lines so here u go!! i apologise for these in advance jjddjk -sara

[tiredintheglow-moved]

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Is your daddy a Baker? Because you’ve got some nice buns!

There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.

Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.

Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.

Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

I’m sorry, I don’t think we’ve met. I wouldn’t forget a pretty face like that.

Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.

I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

You’re the only girl I love now… but in ten years, I’ll love another girl. She’ll call you ‘Mommy.’

Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.

Hey, don’t frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.

My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.

For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

Was your dad a boxer? Cause you’re a knockout!

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen

I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling

There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces

Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!

You know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.

If you were a booger I’d pick you first.

Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

You’re kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.

I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?

You may be asked to leave soon, you’re making all the other women look bad.

Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.

Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!

Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.

No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.

I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.

Hershey’s makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I’m asking for is one from you.

Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

How was heaven when you left it?

Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

I didn’t know that angels could fly so low!

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

Is your name “swiffer”? ‘Cause you just swept me off my feet.

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty

Your lips look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?

Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

Somebody better call God, cuz heaven’s missing an angel!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and 'I’ together.

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.

Are your parents bakers? Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!

Did you go to bed early last night? From the looks of it, you got your beauty sleep.

I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal your heart, and you’ll steal mine.

You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard

Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

How come you’re not on top of a Christmas tree? I thought that’s where angels belonged.

Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect

If you were a tropical fruit, you’d be a Fine-apple!

I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice.

Are you on Nickelodeon? Cause you’re a-Dora-ble!

I don’t know if you’re beautiful, I haven’t gotten past your eyes yet.

You don’t need keys to drive me crazy

Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you

You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart

Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. I’m lost at sea

If I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say “I love you” with my last breath.

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

When God made you, he was showing off.

You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!

If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you’ve made me smile, I’d hold the whole universe in the palm of my hand.

Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?

When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.

(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?

This time next year let’s be laughing together.

Let me tie your shoes, cause I dont want you falling for anyone else.

Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaam!

I hope your day has been as beautiful as you are.

Excuse me, I don’t want you to think I’m ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

I think I can die happy now, cause I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.

Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.

Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications

You better call Life Alert, 'cause I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up.

You’re single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!

Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

You’re hotter than Papa Bear’s porridge.

If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery…I would chose winning the lottery…but it would be close…real close…

You’re hotter than donut grease.

Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.

I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.

It’s dark in here. Wait! It’s because all of the light is shining on you.

Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.

Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.

Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.

You look beautiful today, just like every other day.

When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

If beauty were time, you’d be eternity

I’m lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?

(Here’s my extremely long list of pickup lines my fren sent me)

[deathishauntedbyhumans]

...Oh. Right.

This must be from AAAAGES ago, since it’s back behind those silly gifs of myself I made years ago, back when I had more hair. Huh. Anyways. I am posting it now! 

John and Sherlock text! They do the flirt!! 

Stranger: This is John Watson, right? Captain of the rugby team? SH (16)

You: Yes... That would be me. JW (18)

Stranger: Excellent. I'm Sherlock Holmes, I need to ask you a favour -SH

You: Oh, right. Okay, then... What can I do for you? JW

Stranger: I need to you tell your little army of idiots to stop attacking me after school. It's getting tedious. And painful -SH

You: Attacking you...? What do you mean, 'attacking you'? JW

Stranger: I mean cornering me as I walk home from school, shoving me into an allway, stamping out my good cigarettes and hitting me repeatedly, all the while hurling terrible insults -SH

You: (delayed) I had no idea any of this was going on. I swear, if I knew, it never would have happened in the first place. Do you have names, specifically, of who's doing it? I know I've heard your name before, but I never even suspected they were harming you. JW

Stranger: Jim Moriarty, Sebastian Moran, Philip Anderson, and Charles Magnessun. And yes, I assume you've heard my name. The rumors going around about me are getting out of hand -SH

You: Just the four of them, then? I'll make sure they're taken care of accordingly. JW

You: I'm so sorry for all of this happening. Honestly, I wish I could say I'm surprised that it's them, but I'm not. I really do apologise for them, though... It's not right. And for the rumours as well, it's very, very wrong. JW

Stranger: What is? Them spreading them, or the things they say I've done. The things they say I am. And..thank you, John. I didn't expect any real help, to be honest. So thank you. -SH

You: I haven't heard the rumours, and I don't intend to. It's wrong for them to be talking about you and hurting you. It's inhuman and it's setting a terrible example for the rest of the school, when the ones who are supposed to be setting good ones are acting like animals. JW

You: It's the right thing to do, why wouldn't I help you? What they're doing is wrong. JW

Stranger: Wow. You...are far kinder than your peers, John Watson. And thank you. And, well, thank you for not listening to the rumors, either. I mean, half the school's convinced I watch you shower in the locker room, it's ridiculous. Which I don't. Ever. -SH

You: Really? Hm. Odd rumour, but people will believe anything sometimes. I'll do what I can to set those right too, if I can. I'm sorry for everything that the four of them have done to you... And you don't have to thank me so much. Like I said, it's the right thing to do. It's not a problem. JW

Stranger: Yes, but if I had a nickel for everytime someone chose to help me because it's the right thing, I'd only have one nickel. Yours. And yes, it's an odd rumor. People will believe anything. It's ridiculous. They just assume. Without any evidence. None whatsoever. It's not true. -SH

You: Thou dost protest a lot, Sherlock Holmes. JW

You: Why aren't people nice to you? You seem fine to me... JW

Stranger: What? No I don't! I mean...I don't. Shut up. People aren't nice to me because I'm a...let's see, what was it? Drug-addicted, psychopathic faggot. Or something like that. -SH

You: ...Jesus. That's a lot of titles for one bloke to have. JW

You: You still protest too much. ;) JW

Stranger: ...I'm sorry, alright? I was merely observing, and it wasn't what they think. And for the record, I'm not a psychopath. So really I only have two titles -SH

You: Sure, sure. I'm not angry, obviously. And I never said I thought you were... Though I don't see you trying to deny the other two? JW

Stranger: Why should I? They're true. Clearly. -SH

You: Considering the fact that I've never actually met you, I wouldn't say 'clearly'. JW

Stranger: Oh. Well...they are. And I just...I thought you might have picked up on it, from the...shower...thing. -SH

You: I don't know. I thought you were 'merely observing'? ;) JW

You: I wouldn't call you a faggot, though. Ever. JW

Stranger: Never? ...oh. Right, good. And I was. I was merely observing and shut up it's none of your business -SH

You: Why does /that/ surprise you? And sure you were. I'm taking your word for it, remember? JW

Stranger: You do seem very skeptical, though. I'm just making sure. And it surprises me because...you're- well, you. You're John Watson. Golden boy. Captain of the rugby team, and all that. I sort of expected you to be an arsehole -SH

You: Well... I guess you shouldn't judge people before you get to know them? Reputations don't really mean much, you should know that. JW

Stranger: I know. I'm sorry. I misjudged you, John Watson. That was stupid of me. -SH

You: It's alright. Don't worry about it, Sherlock Holmes. JW

Stranger: Oh. Good. You know, you can call me just Sherlock if you like -SH

You: Mm. I know. And you can call me John, if you like. JW

Stranger: I don't think I will. John Watson sounds much better. Makes you sound overly fancy, or famous. Like a really dull movie star or an army captain or something -SH

You: Really? I don't know, my name is so dull. Sherlock Holmes is much better... It sounds exciting. Unique. Not like 'John'. Or 'John Watson', even. JW

Stranger: My real name is William, if that helps any. I like John Watson, though. -SH

You: So Sherlock's a nickname? And thanks... I still think it's dull, but it's nice to know someone likes it. JW

Stranger: It's my middle name. And everyone likes it, John. You should hear how those stupid girls that follow you around sqeal ir from the stands of your games -SH

Stranger: *it

You: I hear it... But I don't think it's the name they like. I still like Sherlock, though. And William isn't terrible, either. Sounds posh. JW

You: John is just common. JW

Stranger: John isn't a unique name, sure. It's common. There are millions of Johns. There migt even be millions of John Watsons. But...you have a middle name, don't you? No one's got that. Besides, the uniqueness of a name doesn't determine someone's uniquness. My brother is called Mycroft, and he's dull as dirt -SH

You: My middle name is shit, don't even go there. Jeez, William Sherlock and Mycroft Holmes. You two ended up with the names of the century. JW

Stranger: I know. William Sherlock Scott Holmes. It's...ridiculous, quite frankly. My parents are insane -SH

You: There's another one, even! William Sherlock Scott. Wow. JW

You: I like it, though. JW

Stranger: ...you do? Really? I've always disliked my name. -SH

You: I can understand not liking a given name, but... Well, I like yours. It sounds brilliant. Like... 'You're going to do great things, William Sherlock Scott Holmes'. JW

Stranger: Oh please. Like anyone would ever say that to me. But...thank you, John Hamish Watson. I like your name too. It suits you. And I like you, so it makes sense. -SH

You: Thanks... I'm glad you texted me. JW

Stranger: Really? Because, I mean...I'm glad I texted you, too. I've been meaning to talk to you for quite a while, I just never had the...what's the word? Courage. -SH

You: Well, you needn't have worried. You're obviously bright... And nice, too. Everything that you've had to endure isn't right, with the team and everything. I'll make sure they get what's coming to them tomorrow. Feel free to text me again anytime... Seriously. Or come find me during school... Sod the rumours, I'd like to meet you in person at some point. JW

Stranger: Oh. Alright. I...I'd like that. And- thank you. For taking care of those morons. I really appreciate it. I- I'll find you during school tomorrow, if you don't mind -SH

You: Of course I don't mind. And it's not a problem, really. You don't deserve what's happened to you at their hands. JW

Stranger: Well, that's not exactly a popular opinion. But thank you. I just- I thought maybe you'd be with your friends, tomorrow. That you'd be to busy. -SH

You: But it's my opinion, so it doesn't matter if it's popular or not. And... Are we not friends? I'd like to be friends with you, William Sherlock Scott Holmes. Although I don't know if I can say that ever time I speak to you. JW

Stranger: I'd like to be friends with you as well, John Hamish Watson. Well, not exactly. But..friends. Close enough. I'd like that. -SH

You: Friends is a good start. Then we'll see where it goes. JW

Stranger: Oh. Right, good. Does that mean that it...I mean, is going somewhere a possibilty, then? Hypothetically -SH

You: Hypothetically... I'd say that it could, quite possibly, be a possibility, yes. JW

Stranger: Oh. Right. Ok. That'b be...nice. Hypothetically -SH

Stranger: *that'd

You: Yes, it would. JW

You: Hypothetically. JW

Stranger: Right. All hypothetical, of course. But...hypothetically. What's your hypothetical definition of 'somewhere' -SH

You: Hm... On a date, maybe. Hypothetically. JW

Stranger: Oh. Right. A hypothetical date sounds like it would be fun. Hypothetically -SH

You: You're cute, Sherlock. JW

Stranger: What? Sorry, I just- what? -SH

You: With your whole 'hypothetically' thing. It was cute. JW

Stranger: Oh. Right. Um..thank you. I think. I was just- trying to make my hopeless attempt at flirting sound less stupid -SH

You: No, no, it was good. I liked it. JW

Stranger: Oh. Right. Perhaps it didn't sound as moronic to you as it did to me. -SH

You: It wasn't moronic at all. JW

Stranger: Good. I'm glad. You think it was...cute. You think I'm 'cute'. -SH

You: At least, your personality is. I haven't seen you, so I don't know about how you look, but... Yeah. Your flirting was cute. JW

Stranger: Oh. Right. Just...give me a mintute to process that for a bit. -SH

You: Take as much time as you need. JW

Stranger: Right. I just...you're- You're John Watson. And you think I'm cute. Me. Sherlock Holmes. My mental efficinacy has been dropped by nearly 98%, just by you saying that -SH

You: I don't see the big issue here... I mean, you are cute. You were flirting and making sort of a big deal out of it, and your little 'Oh. Right's were cute, like you couldn't believe it or something. JW

Stranger: Well I /can't/. Not really. Please keep in mind that everyone thought I was mute until the seventh grade, because I never spoke to anyone. I've never had a real friend, and sometimes I talk to a plastic skull I have in my room. I'm not good with people, and I'm certainly not good with attractive, kind people like you complimenting me. /SH

You: Well, I'll just have to keep doing it, then. Get you used to it. I doubt anyone was really trying, if they all thought you were mute... And talking to a skull isn't the weirdest thing I've ever heard of someone doing. JW

You: I still talk to a couple of stuffed toys that I have. It's not uncommon. JW

Stranger: That's cute. That's...really cute, actually. I just- my skull is my best friend. That came out wrong. I meant my fake one. He's called Billy -SH

You: Shut up, I'm not cute. You're cute. I'll have to meet Billy sometime, then... Especially if we're going to be friends that could hypothetically be more than that. JW

Stranger: Well I'll have to introduce you. He's on my bedside table. And yea you are. You're very cute. -SH

Stranger: *yes

You: I guess that means you'll have to invite me over at some point. You know, after we formally meet and all. And hush. I'm not cute. JW

Stranger: Well I suppose so. Once we formally meet, you can come over. As long as you swear not to talk to my brother. And yes you are, stop it. You wear /woolly jumpers/, John. That's adorable -SH

You: My jumpers are manly as hell. Not cute. And why do I have to swear not to talk to your brother? JW

You: I don't think it's fair, by the way, that you seem to know so much about me, when I don't even know what you look like. JW

Stranger: I'm the really tall one with the quote 'riduculous curly hair' and according to Irene Adler 'cheekbones like knives'. I sit behind you in chemistry. You should pay more attention. And you cannot talk to my brother because he's an embarassing, nosy prat. And you're adorable, shut up. -SH

You: (delayed) Oh my god. JW

You: I've never even bothered to find out your name. I know exactly who you are, though... Oh my god. JW

Stranger: What's wrong? -SH

You: Just... nothing. Jesus Christ. JW

Stranger: You seem shocked. Or disturbed. Did I say something wrong? -SH

You: No... No, not at all. Slightly shocked, yeah. I'm fine. JW

You: You're actually gorgeous, by the way. Which is why I'm slightly shocked. JW

Stranger: ....oh. I- thank you. You- you really think that? -SH

You: Yes. Holy shit. JW

Stranger: 'Holy shit'? That...brings a very odd picture to mind. That's an odd expression -SH

You: Yeah, it kind of does, doesn't it. Huh. Never thought of that before. JW

Stranger: I just don't hear that phrase very often. -SH

You: Hm. I see. JW

You: Sorry. Still trying to get over the mental shock a bit. JW

Stranger: Oh. I don't mind. I just...don't see how it's a shock. Did I really make that much of an impression one you? -SH

You: Yes. Very much so. You're attractive and mysterious and quiet, but I hear the comments you mutter under your breath when you think no one's paying attention. You're very smart. JW

I had to go....