#no bc dentists are great it’s good to take care of your teeth but

[fantarain]

I don’t get how dentistry of all things could be someone’s DREAM job.. why do you wanna dedicate your life to that

[gguk-n]

Racing smiles (Lewis Hamilton x Dentist!Reader SMAU)

@lh44girl suggested a dentist!reader with Lewis Hamilton. Hope I was able to do it some justice.

A/N-CONGRATULATIONS TO LEWIS ON HIS 9TH HOME WIN!! SO HAPPY!! THIS IS COULD BE LIKE A CELEBRATION SMAU!!

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lewishamilton I'm a huge advocate of taking care of yourself including your teeth. Got my dental problems fixed by the sweetest dentist. Do check purepealdentalclinic out. It's a new establishment, show it some of your love.

purepealdentalclinic It was delight having you. You are one of the best patients I’ve had. user 1 That million dollar smile gotta cost a pretty penny😍😍 user 2 Totally checking the dentist out if I need dental help👍 user 3 They must have great service if Lewis is recommending it himself🤔🤔 theteethwhisperer I heard the dentist there is super pretty🙈🙈 lewishamilton theteethwhisperer it seems the dentist is also quite vain😔

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purepearldentalclinic Glad to announce the grand inauguration of Pure Pearl Dental Clinic. We are going to be helping fix one smile at a time. Do stop by if you need any work done or just a regular check ups. The first month all the fees are discounted. The dentist incharge is Dr Y/N Y/L/N, board certified Orthodontist.

user 4 Came here bc of Lewis, looks okay I guess lewishamilton Congratulations!! wishing you all the luck for your business Liked by Author bff/user 10/10 would recommend. Kind doctor and staff.

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theteethwhisperer It's race weekend and we had an F1 watch party!! I may or may not have closed the clinic early to watch it!!

bff/user Atleast we had fun and that's all the matter lewishamilton Next time you wanna watch a race let me know, I can get you tickets theteethwhisperer lewishamilton OMG!! PADDOCK PASSES YESSS!! friend/user We should do this again!! user 5 Lewis I want paddock passes too🥺🥺

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theteethwhisperer I work hard and play hard #paristrip #girlstrip #dentistlife

bff/user I knew becoming friends with you in grade school was a great idea🥹🤧 lewishamilton You went to Paris without me?😒😔 theteethwhisperer lewishamilton Guess I missed the memo😳 user 6 Is it just me or does Lewis never miss a single post of hers?🤔🤔 user 7 She is pretty but like she ain't Nicole😒😒

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lewishamilton On the rocks Almave

theteethwhisperer I've never barked for a man, but I guess there's a first time for everything🙂‍↕️ lewishamilton theteethwhisperer Well, there's a first time for everything. Let's see where this first time takes us😏😏 user 8 I didn't know Sir Lewis had rizz🤨🤨 user 1 Eww that girl so desperate😤😤 user 2 Why is she acting like a horny teenager? Isn't she an adult with an adult job?🙄🙄

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lewishamilton The past few days have been all love. Thank you all, the energy and support means everything. Can't wait to start this season. 2024 is all us 🎯

theteethwhisperer Good luck for the season!! 8th WDC!!👊👊 Liked by the Author user 3 Good luck Lewis!! ❤️❤️always rooting for you user 4 That girl is starting to get on my nerve tbh😡😡 user 5 Can she shut the fuck up and stop being so thirsty for Lewis, we get it, he's hot. Find another man🙃🙃 user 6 Damn, shirtless Lewis does things to me🥵🥵

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lewishamilton YES🍾🍾🍾 945 days since the last win and it's finally come home. SILVERSTONE I LOVE YOU. There's no crowd that deserves this more. This is love, this is family. Thank you all for the love and support. Massive shout to the team as well. Everyone in the garage and back at the factory have given long hard hours for this result. It's not been easy but it's brought us back to back wins for the team. Most importantly we didn't lose hope. We didn't give up. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU KEEP GOING. STILL WE RISE 🇬🇧🏆❤️!!!

landonorris Congrats mate👊 georgerussel63 You deserve it, mate👏 valterribottas Well done champ! theteethwhisperer Can't believe I have the most talented and hardworking boyfriend who deserves the world and this home win!! ❤️❤️So proud of babe!! 😘😘💋💋Let's celebrate once you're back😏😉 lewishamilton theteethwhisperer Can't believe I have the smartest, kindest, most soft spoken girlfriend. 😍😍Can't wait to be back in your arms❤️❤️ user 7 when did they start dating?? 🙂🙂also CONGRATULATIONS LEWIS!! 👏👏LOVE YOU❤️ user 8 can't believe this, neither the win nor the relationship announcement😭😭🤯 user 1 at least she's super smart, so like it balances out. So proud of you Lewis!! 9th home win🥵🥵❤️❤️ user 2 I didn't see this coming. I did tbh. Power couple. Dentist and GOAT of F1😘😘😭😭

[outpouringstorm]

more transmasc hygiene tips from a trans guy now *checks watch* 983 days on t

general:

if you are for whatever reason unable to brush your teeth, use mouthwash ! it’ll help get rid of some of that bacteria in ur mouth (i was actually told this by my dentist bc i have major problems with this as well)

if you are able to brush your teeth, make sure your brush up on your gums to get rid of bacteria and prevent and treat things like gingivitis

transmasc specific:

if you’re growing or trying to grow facial hair, it’s important to take care of your skin, especially the skin where that hair grows - set up a solid skincare routine including exfoliating your skin around once a week (try not to exfoliate the same day you shave because shaving itself is an extreme form of exfoliation) exfoliating helps get rid of dead skin and prevent ingrown hairs

replace your razor head when you need to and rinse your razor between shaves so you can get a cleaner shave

i myself am really bad about this but don’t dry shave ! use shaving cream and let it sit on your face for a little bit to soften the hair to prevent skin irritation

if you want to grow facial hair it does take time and it has to do with genetics and etc but (and i haven’t tried this yet but it’s coming in the mail) i have heard great things about dr. dht’s growth oil* - dermaroll your face before so the oil can absorb into your skin more and then apply the oil where you want facial hair to grow

*dr dht is a brand created by a trans man and his growth oil is free of dht blockers - dht blockers are found in a lot of other facial hair growth products but dht is necessary for facial hair growth to occur (dht blockers can actually be good for head hair, but facial hair is different)

backing off facial hair now bc not everyone wants it and that’s okay, let’s focus on more transmasc specific general hygiene

you will stink. it’s inevitable- try out different things that work best to get rid of your stink like full body deodorant sprays and different types and brands of regular deodorant and experiment with different colognes and body sprays and perfumes until you find one or a combination that you like

one thing that no one told me about going on t is that i have to do my laundry more often now because my clothes stink more

yknow those car fresheners that work really well? the oil ones you hang from your mirror?

these?

get one for your room. hang one from your fan and put one in your closet - it’s inconvenient to tip them to get them to work but they work better than any other air freshener

another thing i like to freshen up my room is wilson & son spoon company room sprays (they make perfumes and body oils too that smell really good) they’re room sprays are really potent and they have some really nice scents - me and my sister have tried marshmallow fluff, fruity-o’s, and iced coffee and they all smell great my sisters wears the iced coffee perfume every day and i frequently spray my room with the fruity-o’s room spray

i’m out of ideas so that’s it for this post! remember to try your best to smell good even if you think you smell okay with nothing on, im not saying you have to go out of your way to buy expensive products or do anything really im just sharing some things thatve helped me :)

[bigredsweetiepie]

Thoughts about a certain someone🦷pt.1

Unfortunately for Mr. Glenn Jacobs, I think about Isaac Yankem frequently. Like, he is definitely one of my hyper fixations. 😅

I consider myself a scholar of this character and I honestly enjoy the design of Yankem. Due to the way that 90s wrestling and specifically the WWF was doing in '95, its really no surprise that the character tanked in a year. It's sad that he wasn't around for long, but it just wasn't reasonable for him to stick around too much longer after the Jerry Lawler -Brett Hart rivalry. He was a fun addition during that time, and it was camp!

Poor Glenn himself has said it was camp (not in a good way- and I don't blame him). If I was trying to support my family with my passion, and I had to portray a dentist with horrible teeth in the mid 90s, I would be understandably upset as well. I can't help but feel that the WWF was "playing in his face" because why would they put such a horrible gimmick to such a talented BIG man?

However, since his career took off afterwards eventually with Kane, I don't feel like a complete and total jerk liking IY. ( I think it would be a different story if his career died after portraying Yankem, but thankfully Jacobs is hard-working, resilient, and passionate to the point where he gracefully managed the hand he was dealt and succeeded!)

Now, let's talk character design and what I like about him.

Bc I'm a young adult on a Kane-posting tumblr you could imagine that my tastes are not......standard issue. I like deranged characters! Kane is a great, vanilla (ish) version of that. I also can't help but like the crazed doctor trope, something about it is always chef's kiss.

So years ago when I first found Kane and professional wrestling, I was absolutely giddy when I discovered that the man who portrayed him also played a deranged dentist?! Please lord. It was like a two for one special (but I also enjoyed Doomsday, Unabom , and Diesel II so it was like a coupon book).

His entrance music leaves less to be desired, I do enjoy that Jim Johnston included calming elevator music with the drill, but ya know, it is what it is.

Speaking of his entrance, oh my god ? The Yankem grillz on the screen? I think about those frequently . I really can't imagine that in the year '95 that it was edited on, so I imagine that it was a real pair of grillz that WWF made for Jacobs. I can't find anything on them, but they crack me up every time I see them.

Also when IY walks out to the ring he'll say some phrases that are in character. There are two I can make out with my very poor lip reading skills and close listening.

It's time for an extraction.

(Care for your teeth ) you only get one set.

God that is perfect.

Continuing with the entrance themes, when he takes off his dentist smock? help?! He does it so aggressively.😅

I love his attire anyways, especially how he has those long boots under his baggy pants, which were special because most wrestlers had tights on, so the fact he had baggier pants that hid long ass boots underneath is a great surprise ( see when he was tied up by Bret Hart on the turnbuckle). I somehow always expect smaller shoes, but the boots keep going up.🤣I somehow always see them as patent leather dress shoes.

(I kinda want to make an entire post based on his attire bc I love it, so more on that later)

The way he moves in the ring is fantastic. I personally can't tell what Glenn was talking about when he said his matches were horrible. To a non-professional it looks fine. Maybe he was referring to this in a technical manner? I really have no idea. However, one thing I think he excelled whether on purpose or accident was how he moved in the ring. He moved stiff and rushed and rather chaotic, which I think fit a wrestling dentist (No offense Britt Baker!!). In theory if you were a crazed dentist, you wouldn't be graceful, fluid, or pleasing to look at while you were dissecting your patient opponent.

Anyways, I will probably make a part 2 bc that is a lot of dumping....

[royalbaydentalco]

Top Dental Care Tips for a Healthy Smile

Taking care of your teeth doesn’t have to be complicated—just a few good habits can keep your smile looking and feeling great for years. If you’re in Victoria, BC, following these simple dental care tips will help you maintain optimal oral health.

1. Brush Twice a Day

Brushing your teeth is the most basic, yet crucial, step in maintaining good oral health. Aim to brush for two minutes, twice a day, using fluoride toothpaste. Fluoride helps strengthen enamel, making it more resistant to decay. Be sure to reach all surfaces of your teeth: the front, back, and chewing areas. And don’t forget your tongue, as bacteria can build up there as well.

2. Floss Daily

Brushing alone doesn’t remove all the plaque and food particles from between your teeth and below the gumline. Flossing daily is essential to prevent cavities and gum disease. If you’re not sure how to floss correctly, your dentist in Victoria can show you the proper technique during your next check-up.

3. Healthy Eating Habits

What you eat has a direct impact on your dental health. A balanced diet rich in fruits, vegetables, and dairy provides the nutrients needed for strong teeth and healthy gums. Limit sugary snacks and drinks, as they contribute to tooth decay. Drinking water throughout the day also helps keep your mouth hydrated and rinses away harmful particles.

4. Visit Your Dentist Regularly

Regular dental check-ups are key to catching issues before they become serious. Aim for a visit every six months to your dentist in Victoria for a professional cleaning and examination. Early detection of dental issues can save you time and money down the road.

By following these steps, you can ensure your smile stays healthy and bright for years to come!

[aberdeendentalcentre]

Things to Know Before Getting Dental Implants

Imagine being able to smile, talk, and even eat without feeling self-conscious about the appearance of the teeth. Dental implants provide this possibility and change people’s lives with their long-term effects and esthetic appearance. Avoid the negative effects like rapid bone loss, speech disturbances, and issues in chewing patterns due to lost tooth or tooth injury by choosing dental implants. 

Nevertheless, it is always a big decision to have dental implants which comes with considering some crucial factors. Understanding these key aspects before undergoing the dental procedure can ensure you are well-prepared for a successful outcome.

Essential Factors to Know Before Getting Dental Implants

1. Consultation and Evaluation

Before getting dental implants, a comprehensive consultation with your dentist is essential. This evaluation includes X-rays and 3D imaging to assess your oral health and bone density. Understanding your specific needs helps in planning the procedure effectively.

2. Bone Density and Grafting

Adequate bone density is crucial for the stability of dental implants. If you lack sufficient bone, you might need a bone graft. This procedure adds time and cost but is vital for ensuring that the implants can be securely anchored. 

If you live in Vernon and want to get quality dental implants, contact the best dentist in Vernon, BC.

3. Time Commitment

Dental implant surgeries are not among the surgical repairs that can be done in one or two sittings. It may perhaps even take several months or more to complete the entire process. An implant is placed in the bone during surgery and a certain period of time is allowed for the implant to bond with the jawbone, which is referred to as osseointegration. So, it takes a lot of patience in order to get the best results.

4. Cost Considerations

Dental implants are a good investment towards enhancing the health of your mouth. It is usually more expensive than the other procedures of tooth replacement. But, their durability and natural look make up for the cost. Dental care differs and you should consult your dentist to discuss funding and insurance so that you can be prepared financially. 

5. Oral Hygiene

One needs to keep his or her oral hygiene to good standards before, during, and after the implantation process. To reduce the likelihood of getting infections and to maximize the lifespan of your implants good dental hygiene that involves brushing, flossing, and dental checkups is recommended. 

6. Lifestyle Adjustments

Habits including smoking are known to have an influence on the outcome of dental implants. Smoking also increases the level of risk for implant failure due to its effects on blocking the body’s ability to heal. Lifestyle changes that are healthy can complement the rate of success of the dental implants that have been placed.

If you are from Vernon and want a successful dental implant procedure, first consult a highly experienced dentist in Vernon BC to learn about the required changes in your lifestyle.

7. Possible Complications

The patient needs to know that every surgical procedure has its risks and implantation is no exception. Some of the various complications which may be experienced include infection, nerve damage as well as the failure of the implant used. Knowing these risks may help you talk to your dentist about them and thus come up with the best decision to make.

Final Thought

Dental implants are preferred by many individuals because it is a life-altering procedure that has lots of advantages. Preparation for the treatment and understanding of how the process is going to take place guarantee a hitch-free process of having a beautiful smile again. For a great dental implant experience visit Aberdeen Dental in Vernon.

At Aberdeen Dental, Vernon, we employ cutting-edge methods and technology to produce high-quality, long-lasting results and provide the best dental implant procedures. 

Disclaimer- The information provided in this content is just for educational purposes and is written by a professional writer. Consult us to learn more about dental implants.

[xerith-42]

Ohohoho, I am so glad you asked! Feel free to use these as you please.

-Blaze is autistic!! This is just a fact you can pry this from my cold dead hands but even then my ass is coming back like a Shadow Knight and fighting tooth and nail for this

-He has sensory issues about stuff touching his chest, so he likes taking off his shirt, or wearing shits loose/unbuttoned.

-He got the substance abuse mixed with gamer autism

-His favorite video game is Terraria

-Blaze HATES the dentist. Like hates hates HATES THE FUCKING DENTIST. He refuses to make appointments on his own, he needs Dottie or Rylan to help him call, and he needs at least one friend with him in the room holding his hand during the appointment even if it's just a cleaning.

-This is kind of a problem because smoking weed is not great for your teeth, so his friends have gotten really good at helping Blaze with remembering to take care of his teeth, and they're always taking him to and from appointments.

-His favorite drink is Baja Blast. He knows how to make them at home bc he loves them so much (it's one part default Mt Dew and one part Cool Blue Gatorade btw)

-His favorite branch of science is botany. Not just because knowing botany helps him with growing his own stash, but he just likes learning weird fun facts about plants that he can tell people when they come up.

-Blaze has a permanent "unemployed friend on a Tuesday afternoon" energy. Even when he's employed, Blaze will post the strangest out of context photos of what he's doing to his Instagram story and never elaborate. You click on his story expecting a picture of his freshly cleaned bong or something, and he's backpacking in Georgia. How... How did he get there?

-Despite not being a planner, Blaze somehow always has a snack on him. If you get hungry because you forgot to eat, he just pulls a protein bar out of thin air.

-He likes clothing with a lot of pockets for this reason. Cargo pants/shorts and multi pocket jackets are great for stashing snacks in, and good for hiding a vape or joint in.

-Blaze loves driving. He likes going on long drives, he likes driving his friends around to things, he just loves doing it so much. He can be a bit of a reckless driver sometimes, especially if he's driving high, but there have never been any serious accidents or injuries, just a LOT of what should be speeding tickets.

-To close it off, Blaze's favorite movie is Everything Everywhere All At Once. It's the only movie that ever made him cry.

Drop your Blaze hcs for me to steal /hj

[tinyyoungblood]

hi!! adore your work love. could you maybe do smth where stark!reader has to get her wisdom teeth out but HATES the dentist so she brings her boyf peter and her dad w her?? and then when they get home the avengers are all waiting with like comical amounts of flowers and stuffed animals and then reader says some funny shiii and thor thinks she’s like dying lol. idk if that made sense but i’m getting my wisdom teeth out soon and i’m scared😭 thank u so so much love u babe

pairing: peter parker x stark!reader

a/n: tysm lovely :,) i rushed through this like my life depended on it, but i hope i’m not too late. either way, i hope you’re okay! it’s frightening but those bad boys gotta go because we don’t need that kind of energy in our lives. enjoy x

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

wisdom teeth? more like wisdoom

y/n has to get her wisdom teeth removed and it’s the singular most dreadful thing she’s ever had to do, which says a lot because her dad is tony richling stark

doing dreadful things she doesn’t want to do but still somehow end up doing just because she can is a personality trait at this point

no one really makes a big deal out of it since ~death~ is part of their job description, but y/n is terrified

and when a stark is terrified the only thing that will keep them one step from insanity is researching the hell out of it

that information will be info dumped into every conversation for the next few weeks leading up to the appointment

“y/n you need anything from the store?” "no thanks, did you know the side effects of getting your wisdom teeth out include ✨sudden death or blood clots✨ tho” “……..i have a coupon?”

the day of the appointment, peter comes along and literally doesn’t let go of y/n’s hand. he keeps touching her to let her know that he’s there and it’s so. adorable

he would rest his hand on her knee, gently stroke her back while holding her, or just play with her hair

happy drops them off and he’s too Cool™ for emotions but he knows y/n’s a wreck, so he just fist bumps her with a single nod and she almost breaks down bc it’s really affectionate

y/n is sitting in the dentist chair and genuinely nothing is happening yet, but she’s squeezing peter’s hand like it’s a sponge

peter might have a high pain tolerance but he’s in pain pain and he prays that his hand won’t just explode on him

the dentist notices how peter tries to keep it together and chuckles

“you okay there, son?” “yea it’s fine, had a better time when a building fell on me tho haha” “pardon?” “oh i mean i didn���t have a good time, i just had a better time”

because y/n is running Anxious Town™, the dentist gives her a sedative to help her relax 

plus, an injection of local anaesthetic to numb the tooth and surrounding area

she doesn’t feel anything and it’s GREAT

the procedure is quicker than expected and now the real fun begins

she tries to walk but she falls down so peter scoops her up bridal style and happy stays glued at her side

y/n doesn’t mind although she literally doesn’t recognise them and they’re practically strangers to her

but girly sees an opportunity and tries to flirt with peter bc why wouldn’t she

“you’re pretty” *blushes* “why thanks” “you should let your girlfriend know” “i should let her know i’m pretty?” “so you do have a gf? :(” “yea it’s you” “:)”

they stop for gas and peter goes in to get some water for y/n, and in her infinite wisdom, she decides it’s burger time

her mouth is completely numb and she’s practically leaving a trail of drool behind her, but she’d kill for a burger right now

so she wobbles around aimlessly for an hour on some random parking lot as if the ground might just magically open up like a rabbit hole and lead her to five guys

she’s going places. not back to the car. definitely not five guys. they’re closed. but places

peter finally finds her and he’s drenched from head to toe in sweat. he doEsn’T wAnt tO tALk abOut iT tho so she lets him take her to subway instead

normally, she would know that peter’s usual subway order is bread-lettuce-jalapeño

but in her drugged-up state, it had simply slipped her mind so now she’s staring at him like he’d just murdered someone right in front of her

“that- that’s your order?? no meat or anything just bread, lettuce, and a little spice?”

meanwhile at the compound, sam and steve are ordering everyone around bc they want to decorate this place before y/n gets home to surprise her

they take it very seriously too. they’ve watched like one HGTV show and said it’s our time

they finally get home and tony gives y/n a big hug, asking her what took so long

happy tells him that she was keen on getting burgers bc apparently someone has taught her that stressful times call for ~cheeseburgers~

he proceeds to look at tony with a pointed look

tony just shrugs and goes “she was a problem child. we don’t mention her dark past”

she’s swaying on the spot and keeps grinning like a fool and thor just stares at her weirdly before elbowing bruce and whispering loudly,

“what’s wrong with her? is she dying? should i start collecting leaves, i know this remedy—"

no one can tell if y/n is just happy to see the newly decorated home or if she’s just delighted to see everyone but then she goes around hugging the entire team

she doesn’t even acknowledge the sky-high pile of teddy bears and flowers everywhere bc she’s just squeezing everybody

y/n is so high, she just starts to spill all of her feelings about everyone and they’re already so overwhelmed by the hug chain they can’t take this too

“wanda i just want you to know that you’re like my big sister and you’re always taking care of me and i know you and vision are just going to make such good parents one day”

“bucky you absolute PRICK, you FIEND, you’re the best chess player ever and that’ll never change and i wouldn’t be good without you, i hate to say it but you deserve happiness even after you made me lose five times in a row yesterday”

“dad, you’re so strong and smart, even though we’re like never on the same page, you’re always along for the ride, i want to be like you when i grow up, i swear i’m gonna try to be as good to the avengers as you were to us” “aww- wait makes you think i'll be the first to die“

“nat you’re such a bitch about your protein shakes but you’re my best friend and i wouldn’t have it any other way, you can try out as many make up looks on me as you want”

“bruce, brucey, i would live with you in your lab for the rest of my days if i had to, whenever you ask me to hand you stuff i feel useful and important”

“laura’s way out of your league clint i have no idea how the fuck you got her but don’t lose her and i want to be your next child’s godmother”

“steve…we’re your family now. we’re always gonna be your family now. okay?”

“loki you’re not fooling anyone with your attitude, we all know you’re part of the family, you were just misunderstood and messed up bc of your dad–FUCK him by the way–but i realised everyone deserves as many chances as they need because of you”

“sam i would genuinely kill anyone who wronged you, even if they cut you in line at the grocery store, i would knife them no hesitation”

“thor, you poor golden retriever have been through so much, on my way here i made a wish on an eyelash for you bc you deserve better, your postcards always make my day, love you”

she mumbles something to peter that no one else can hear but he blushes and chokes back a sob

y/n orders hot soup and bucky brings it to her but before he even has time to react peter drops everything and ZOOMS across the room in .3 seconds

he barrels into bucky so hard they both go flying, but peter just smoothly rolls out of it and onto his feet like some kind of super ninja

“DUDE WHAT THE HELL” “😠 y/n is not supposed to drink hot liquids 😠”

all of this happens in mere seconds but sam has filmed it all and now slow mo clips go viral online of some mysterious kid knocking over the winter soldier

y/n’s a little in and out after that, but when she fully regains consciousness, she’s on a pile of blankets, surrounded by the team on the floor <3

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let me know if this is actually comforting lmao stay hydrated pals

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[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

Random Self-care suggestions from tired adults:

Brush your teeth, listen to me... you get one set of adult teeth and dentistry is expensive. And take your meds. And get vaccinated for the love of FUCK.

Pre-diced frozen veggies. Seriously, people, sometimes you can have all the ingredients, but a full sweet potato can just drain your willpower if its been a Big Day. Get yourself some pre-diced and/or frozen vegies an whack 'em in the freezer.

Canned Fruit / Fruit Salad Fresh fruit is great, but can be very anxiety inducing when you have a 20sec window to eat the damn thing... there is nothing inherently wrong with having some canned fruit around. IS it as fresh as it could be? No. But it's still fruit.

Change your pillows once per year (at least) Esp, if you have respiratory issues or sensitivities. After 12 months, you have dust, dustmites, their poop, dead skin, and all manner of body fluids (sweat, drool, tears, other) in them. CHANGE THEM.

Have a second bank account for savings You can slide two bucks in there each pay or whatever, but there is a level of stress that can be taken off knowing that if you suddenly have an unexpected household/vet bill or all your teeth turn into goblin scholars... you can at least make a downpayment for urgent support. And be open with a vet or dentist, bc mostly they have payment plan options as long as you can meet a minimum deposit. [There is VetPay in Australia, too, aparently]

Shopping list Your brain will be salsa by the time you get to 5pm or later most days, have a post it note with cryptic scribbles or maybe a stone tablet reminding you to complain about a certain merchant... it stops the "Ah, fuck... I forgot the..." moment. But also be nice to yourself. We all fucking forget something several times over, that's adulthood.

Basic Meds In your home, you should have some basic stuff in a first aid drawer. IF you're on a farm, you probs have one. Super stark basics are painkillers, bandaids, a bandage, tweezers, lozenges, hydralite or similar dehydration support, berocca or similar (similar for rehydration), cold and flu stuff, tissues, lipbalm and similar. Please be careful of using ibuprofen if you are on SSRIs.

Bulk / Reuseable If you use things like handsoap or laundry soup, you can get a BIIIIG bottle that refills the smaller ones several times over. It can be very helpful in the household if you can afford it.

Premade Meals Nothing wrong with something that can be bunged into the microwave or oven. Quick and easy still counts, and is better than hungry.

Variety Silly, but true. You will get bored of routine rapidly. A multipack of something with multiple options (eg. the little cereal packets of different kinds, chips, etc) can give soe general variety without making you go out of your way to make things Magical.

Make a Treat Put whipped cream on your ice cream. Put some jelly in the fridge and let it set so future you gets a snack. Buy the pre-made cookie dough and cook yourself something. Feels good to Make Things. Plus, a treat.

Do a physical craft, hobby or task. Especially if you are an anxious person, having a small task to do with your hands can and will help to ground you. Even if it is just a crossword puzzle in a magazine, etc. IT gives you a sense of achievement, releases physical tension, and you can make fun stuff. [ALSO: Make bad art / don't try to monetise your hobby See #5, but don't place expectations on yourself. IF you muck up five or twenty time sbut get it on the 21st? Hell yeah. >Listen to me, the people on etsy and similar sites? They spend a LOT of time and effort and money to create and provide those items. This is, in effect, mostly their Job. It's okay to just have something you do for fun, you don't need a side hustle! You don't have to turn every waking moment into profit! It will make you miserable.]

Do not listen to youtube ads / MLM propaganda All that bullshit about 'only work 4 hours and make $$$$' is MLM nonsense. It's a scam, ignore it. Also don't buy things that youtubers are made to shill to you... there' a bunch of good posts about how shitty those things are.

Work out a fragrance you like Get something that smells like it. Shower gel, soap, candle, one of those pillow sprays, etc. IT woill make you feel better.

Sheets Change them. Weekly. At the absolute max, fortnightly. I know it's a bitch and a half but there's nothing on earth like being showered and on clean sheet. 10/10 baby.

Water Drink it. If you can't stand base water, do not HESITATE to try the cold water steeping stuff, and if that's as weak as nun's piss to your tastebuds, try cordial.

Clutter Don't clutter your space up, you will start to feel overwhelmed and blocked in. Get all the fun tacky ornaments you want... but make sure there is somewhere for it. Use a second person as your "Do you REALLY need it?" guy, because your Want is not always a Need. Always think about a goofy purchase (for instance, a horse-sized snorlax plush is great in theory, but where would you put it?).

Delete Candycrush / Clash of Clans / Merge Games / the other games that demand constant attention and money They won't make you happy, they want your money, they want you desperate to spend real life cash to earn that sweet extra life for... no real payout. Yeah they can be fun but pay attention to your engagement with them. Some people have lost a LOT on those little apps, because they are literally made to be addictive.

Don't Wallow If you're in the dumps and cycling through stupid shit in your brain, tell it it's bullshit and go do something that takes focus. A puzzle, talk to someone. Go straight to be in a room with other people. Hell, go to the library and just be around people or chill at the park if you can. 20. Work out local supports Check out if there's a 24/hr servo in the area that you can access in an emergency. Know how to get to the hospital. Look into what local services there are around health, housing, community engagement

Don't kill (prank or otherwise bitch about on social media) your roommate/s No matter what they do, or how annoying they can be, they are not forever. Imagine it if you must, but look for other options and get out. None of those ridiculous passive aggressive prank wars or sniping on social media. Some people don't click well in an enclosed space, it happens, but you will look ridiculous if your every social media post is a rant against X, or you do things that can be considered offences against Y. I know tiktok and the youtube prank channels make this stuff look Interesting, but it isn't. Adulthood is compromise. SElf-care is reacting in the best way you can to bad situation, because unfortunately social media is literally impacting people's jobs.

Remember that there's nothing wrong with being solo There is a lot of pressure, and more than a few people have confessed feeling that they Should Be in a relationship or with kids by 25... but remember. You are you, and your journey through life is like no one else's. Jumping from relationship to relationship can cause more harm, especially if you haven't had time to find out Who You Are outside of a Couple (or more). There's time. You've got time guys. Remind yourself that no one knows what happens next, and its only in hindsight that the thread of your life becomes an intricate pattern of choices made, paths not taken, etc. None of it is inherently wrong, just things to wonder on... if you went with B not A, etc. --------\ add to this if you can think of something off the top of your head do feel free to ask if there's another way to do something or a way to make it self care... the sade truth of adulthood is that you can, and will, get excited to have new cleaning items and more efficient ways to do stuff

[spideybb]

i’ve got you

heyo! it’s been a hot minute since i’ve posted. sorry about that! i got 2 of my wisdom teeth taken out and i’m surprisingly not in an intense amount of pain. anyways, xavier is my comfort character so, uh, i thought i’d write this and project a lot!!! hopefully someone out there likes this besides me LMAO.

pairing: modern!xavier plympton x gender neutral!reader

summary: you get your wisdom teeth taken out and xavier takes care of you.

warnings: a lot of projecting & bad writing! also, modern language bc i cannot be bothered to make sure this blurb is accurate in 1984 times LMAO. aka i’m a dumbass.

word count: 496 words

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 you were not looking forward to getting your wisdom teeth out. who would be? you hated dental work and you hated going to the dentist. not only were you not looking forward to the week of pain that awaited you, you were also an anxious mess. all your friends had thought it would be a great idea to tell you all the horror stories about their own experiences. you were nervous the same fate awaited you.

lucky for you, though, you had your boyfriend to take care of you.

“ready to get those bad boys out?” your boyfriend, xavier, asked as he wrapped an arm around your shoulders. 

“ready as i’ll ever be,” you sighed before heading out to the car.

you didn’t remember the drive to the dentist office nor did you remember the procedure or anything that happened afterward. you woke up in your shared bed, wrapped up in blankets with a pain in your mouth. you groaned as you tried to sit up.

the door to the bedroom creaked open and xavier walked in, giving you a small smile. “well, good morning, babe. how are you feeling?”

“terrible. lots of pain,” you replied. xavier frowned.

“okay, i’ll be right back,” he said before you leaving. you nodded your head and sank back into the pillows. a few minutes later, xavier returned with a glass of water, painkillers, and ice packs. “here, babe. take these.”

you gladly downed the painkillers quickly and sighed in relief as xavier placed the ice packs gently on your jaw. “better?” he asked and you nodded. “there’s ice cream in the freezer whenever you’re hungry. wanna watch some movies?”

you nodded your head again, not bothering to even attempt to verbally answer. you knew it would hurt too much to talk anyways. xavier nodded with a soft smile and headed out of the bedroom, presumably to gather a bunch of movies for the two of you to choose from.

“okay, i brought all of your favorites,” xavier said as he entered the room again, his arms full of movies. he dropped them all on the bed and spread them out. “clueless, star wars, a bunch of disney movies. take your pick, love.”

you laughed softly and chose your favorite disney movie. xavier put it on and crawled into bed next to you. you cuddled into his side, careful not to lay in a position that would be painful.

xavier kissed the top of your head, his fingers soothingly combing through your hair. you drifted in and out of sleep throughout the whole movie, occasionally cuddling further into your boyfriend.

when the movie ended, you sat up, a question running through your mind. xavier raised an eyebrow at your sudden movement.

“did you...did you record me while i was, you know, all loopy...?” you asked even though you already knew the answer.

xavier laughed. “oh, babe. of course i did. i’ve got plenty of videos.”

ah, fuck, you thought.

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Urgent! 07/09 I might go to the dentist this week after a couple years. She's my aunt but new to the family so she doesn't know me that well. Now that I got diagnosed as autistic I know that my issues with brushing my teeth are bc of sensory stuff & executive dysfunction but I'm 21 & I have barely brushed my teeth ever, so they're bad. No one knows but a part of a tooth actually fell recently, it's that bad. I'm trying now but it takes a while to make a difference. How do I explain that to her?

What is it about dentists that makes them feel so...judgmental? Literally everyone I know, autistic or not, is afraid of what the dentist will think of the state of their teeth.  I think it’s a basic human instinct, lol!  But most dentists I’ve had (and I’ve had quite a few), actually aren’t judgmental.  They’re just giving honest advice about the best way for you to care for your teeth.

The best way to tell her is to just...tell her.  When you first walk in, BEFORE you’re sitting in the chair with your head tilted back and all helpless, ask her if you can just talk to her first.  LOTS of people are nervous about the dentist and she should be pretty understanding here.  If she seems like she’s listening, then explain to her that you know your teeth are in a bad state, because your mouth is very sensitive and brushing your teeth is difficult for you.  Tell her you’re doing your best to try to improve that, and you don’t want to feel judged.  She may even have some suggestions about things you can do to make oral hygiene less horrific.  

You don’t have to go into details about autism and sensory issues if you don’t want to, and going into that probably wont’ help her understand anyway (unless she’s had experience with autistic patients or friends).  Instead just let her know that you’re already aware of the bad state of your teeth, and that you’re working on improving it, but you really just want her to help you fix your teeth, not judge you for it.

Most dentists, believe it or not, actually just want to help you fix your teeth.  When they say to you “you need to brush your teeth”, they’re not judging you- they’re just giving you advice because they want you to have healthier teeth.

So talk to her before you lay down in the dentist chair.  Tell her you already know your teeth are in bad shape because you find brushing them to be so difficult.  Tell her you’re already know how important it is, and that you’re already working on it.  

My guess is, because she’s family, she’s going to be extra understanding because she’s not going to want to make anyone in her new family unhappy.  

Good luck, and remember, you are not a bad person for having bad teeth.  My teeth are utter garbage too.  But they can be fixed, and going to the dentist is the first step towards that. You are taking care of yourself!  You’re doing great.  You can do it.

[jksangelic]

defanged (m)

↳ rating: M

↳ genre: smut, fluff, werewolf!au, a/b/o au, pwp

↳ pairing: mates werewolf!reader x werewolf/alpha!hoseok

↳ warnings: explicit sexual content, dom themes, breathplay, knotting, rough play, impregnation kink, overall general ”werewolf” smut themes, personality change, probably an uncomfortable amount of squishy mate talk

↳ summary:  hoseok is an easy mate—as such that there are moments you question if he’s just human. so when his sudden spike of aggression emerges, you do your best to keep this unknown man at bay. or, alternatively: young alpha hoseok has started teething and he’s being a bratty puppy about it.

↳ note: ok so if you were with me a few months ago you would know that this is actually a collab fic with a couple other writers but life happens and here we are now *cowboy emoji*. this is really important to me bc they’re such *clench fist* great people and i’m happy i received such an opportunity to collab with them (’: pls make sure to rb/like/visit our collab masterlist if you want to be in-the-know of when they post their parts!

also i wanted to play around with the humorous sides of what werewolves might go thru (-: so, like, short attention spans and hating loud noises and typical big dog stuff. with the teething, just imagine that their growth stages are prolonged because they’re, idk, maybe immortal or something lol

(i…… i’m not used to writing fantasy can u tell)

((gif isn’t mine + his side profile ;-;))

↳ words: 9k+

You could hear every miniscule thread snap and unwind from themselves, a simple task such as painting your nails becoming less relaxing than it should be.

“Hobi,” you mumble once. You swipe down your thumb again, carmine red smoothing over brightly and with utmost delicacy. He doesn’t listen, another squeaking grind of his teeth against the material of his sweatshirt followed by a snapsnap.

“Hobi,” you say a little louder, flinching from annoyance and staining your cuticle with the polish. You curse your discontents, waiting for him to look at you but only meeting a turned neck and eyes still glued to his phone, an I’m listening portrayed by his demeanor but not really meaning it.

He chews hard on the neckline, a solid rip completely tearing several inches down his chest, eyes widening and attention finally caught when his chest is exposed hilariously.

“Hoseok!” you yell, slamming the closed bottle onto the coffee table and meeting his startled eyes, “I just bought that for you!”

He hopes to play it off and shrugs as you swipe it from his teeth, untwined fibers poking out sadly. You smooth your thumbs over the poor fabric, the third victim of his recent gnashing problem.

“Why do you keep doing this?” you ask sadly, a little more bummed about the beautiful sweatshirt than you should be.

He responds simply, “My gums itch.”

You roll your eyes at his childlike excuse, the full-sized man sitting cross-legged and distractedly in his corner of the couch with his phone paused on some game with horrendously annoying music. Was he really your alpha?

“Why don’t you do us some good and go hunting.” You offer, a lame excuse to get Hoseok out of your hair for a bit. It’s what you deserve. He rolls over with a harrumph, shoulder now bare from the growing tear in his clothing. It made you giggle slightly.

“I’m in pain and you’re laughing at me,” he deadpans, body static-still and stubborn more than ever.

Your breath fans his skin as you slither next to him, “I’m sorry, baby. Are you really hurting? Why don’t you go to the dentist?”

Hoseok pouts, taptaptapping away at his screen instead of looking at you, “I don’t want to go to the dentist. They just itch.” Even now, he licks over the burning sensation of his gums, clenching and grinding his teeth to ease the feeling in any way. You can hear the collisions of his canines, your own tingling uncomfortably from the sound.

You shake your head. “Maybe you’re teething,” you suggest in all seriousness. It wasn’t impossible; your kind’s lifespan certainly placing such life stages at seemingly unusual times. In any case, it would simply mean his canines were most likely growing longer and stronger.

He scoffs as if you’ve insulted him, “I’m well over my teething days, Y/N. They just itc—"

“Say that one more time and I’ll neuter you,” you huff. When he lacks a kinder response, you push yourself off the couch to tidy your bedroom instead. He clearly wasn’t in the mood to have a serious conversation with you at the moment, and despite its rarity, you could use your space.

Your mate was in no way irritable; in fact, Hoseok was one of the sunniest alpha’s you’ve ever encountered. His kindness differentiated him from others, bearing his mark (and one day, hopefully, his pups) certainly deeming you quite lucky. He was a soft lover above all, never making you feel as a subordinate or anything of the like.

Perhaps it’s why you two were clashing heads recently, his personality completely contradictory from his true self. Never does he ignore you, let alone snap at you.

Folding your clothes (and purposefully leaving his items in a pile on his side of the bed in spite), you exhale heavily and leave for the living room once again, disregarding your now smeared manicure.

Hoseok beams at the shoe aisle, producing more light than whatever was already lit in the store. Due to his “issue”, stopping by the mall was a given. Two more of his shirts and even one of your necklaces mangled and chewed up like he was the Tasmanian Devil.

Petting his hair fondly, you give him a nuzzle to his cheek, “I’ll be in the next store over, puppy. Come meet me when you’re done.” He nods happily, wide-frame glasses bobbing atop his pretty nose.

You beeline for the department store in hopes of purchasing a few extra things for yourself before Hoseok sniffs you out. It’s immediate heaven when you sift through the dresses, picking a few out and dangling them happily on your fingers before bouncing from rack to rack. By the time you reach the dressing rooms, your arm aches from the pile you’ve accumulated.

“Hey there, you can go ahead and take that first stall right there,” a man directs, tall and intimidating and rather fucking handsome, you think. “My name’s Jaebum. Let me know if you need anything and I’ll go grab it for you.”

You bat your lashes and mouth a Thanks before waltzing into your room, appreciating his kindness perhaps a little too much. Despite your complex and absolute relationship status, it didn’t hurt to peek at what’s on display. It was only right!

You try on more than what you even remembered picking out, velvets and satins and the softest of cottons all hugging you warmly with every piece, a bittersweet happiness when everything seemed to fit you perfectly. The last dress, though, is your only hiccup. Material skin-tight and ending just a little above your ankles; you harrumph. Almost a perfect streak.

Dress still on (at least it zipped), you peek through the door and spot handsome Bum at the front. “Psst, um, do you mind getting me a couple more sizes in this? I think it was near the wall to the right.”

He grins and nods, almost grateful of the fact that you asked him to do so. Why was he even in this section? Should it concern you?

You watch as he leaves, back muscles showcased quite lavishly in his pristinely pressed suit.

Should it be more concerning that it didn’t?

You take a moment to look at the dress once more, smoothing over the velvet that bunched snugly at your waist and checking out your own ass. The fabric might rip if you sneeze too hard but you look pretty damn splendid.

“Found a few more and got you another color as well,” Jaebum says upon return. You almost snap your neck away from the mirror, hoping he didn’t see you ogling your bum. What a speedy fellow.

You politely open the door wider and reach for the hangers, “Thank you, I appreciate it.”

Jaebum doesn’t fully hand it to you though, briefly but noticeably skimming over your body, “I think that size is cute on you too. You have a really beautiful figure.”

Maybe it should concern you. You chuckle awkwardly and look elsewhere. Please just give me my dresses, you almost say, now self-conscious in your skin.

“It’s even better when she’s naked. I would know,” Hoseok near growls, appearing out of thin air. He swipes the hangers from behind Jaebum, who is surprised beyond all comprehension of the word, and pushes you back into the room. You’ve never seen him look so enraged, face serious and twitching as if he would shift at any given moment.

“Th-There aren’t allowed to be more than one person in a—,” Jaebum nervously starts from the other side before the door is slammed on his nose.

You didn’t even see Jaebum’s reaction, nor do you ponder it when Hoseok drops your beautiful dresses and thrusts your back against the mirror with his hand to your neck, deliberately making you yelp loud enough for others to hear. You recoil as he bares his fangs, sharp and taunting, threatening to devour you whole and you know this isn’t your Hobi.

He doesn’t get the chance for whatever else he had in store when pure vehemence engulfs you, daring to stand your ground with a low guttural snarl and shoving him off. Your strength is nothing to snicker at, his shoulders nearly hitting the other wall despite his stature.

“What’s wrong with you?” you didn’t even care if everyone in the damn store could hear you, “Don’t you dare touch me!”

Regret instantly arises in his eyes, his hands reaching out to comfort you in any way but hesitant in the warning. He would rather die than hurt you, he was sorry, he was so sorry.

Your body can feel his sorrow and want, itching to touch him in any way but you push it down. The little she-wolf in you whimpers as you struggle out of the dress and leave him alone in the stall, begging for you to go back and forgive him.

Jaebum stands, bewildered, outside of the rooms. He sure did rue the moment he ever made advances on you. Not a word is spoken as you pass by and exit the store.

It doesn’t make it any easier when Hoseok follows you closely. “Baby, I’m sorry. Please.”

“You were going to shift because of some stupid sales clerk! You could’ve gotten us in some deep shit with the order,” you scold, “We’re going home. Right now.” This was a double-edged sword, you didn’t even get to purchase anything. Though your mood is far too foul to continue.

“But I didn’t! No one saw anything. I just lost my cool for a second, I promise. I know better.” Even Hoseok strains to keep up your pace, car already in view and goddamn you walk fast.

“Do you? Are you seriously justifying your actions? You need to uphold your responsibilities, Hoseok. You’re not new to this.” He finds that he despises when you lecture him this way, gums and skin and everything prickly and he wish he could gnaw on something right about now.

It was odd to tell him these things, taking into consideration that his role is considerably higher than yours and that he hardly ever faults as an alpha. If there wasn’t something going on biologically, what else could it be?

He’s obviously straining to keep his composure now, jaw slacked and knuckles cracking in his fist, “How am I supposed to do that now? It won’t happen again. It’s over.”

“Then what about your shitty mood swings? We don’t argue, Hoseok. You’re not mean, you’re not easily agitated, and you’re not a fucking paper  shredder. Neither are you aggressive to your own mate,” you throw in his face, unsurprised when he cowers again at the thought. It’s like the man was on his period.

Now that you recall, the last time you’ve ever seen him so angry at you is when you watched Endgame without him, and that should say enough. This was just all so new and unbecoming of someone with his level of reputation.

“You know I didn’t mean to do that. I never want to hurt you…” he leads as you beat him to the driver’s side of the car, watching him over the hood for him to finish his sentence, “I’m just—”

“You what, Hoseok?”

He jostles the door handle a few times, a rep of unsettling clacks making him uneasy.  

“Can you unlock the car?”

“You what?” you say a little louder, entirely avoiding his question.

“Goddammit,” he hisses, “Just let me in and we can talk about it when we get home.” You scan his face in search of anything. For the truth. For him to own up to what it is. What you get is nothing.

So you smile, “No.”

He stands cluelessly as you unlock your door and hop in, starting the car with a satisfying roll and opening his window just enough to see his addled facial expression.

“What are you doing?” he deadpans.

“If you won’t admit it then you obviously don’t take me seriously, and if you won’t take me seriously then I’ll take my car home by myself. So, toodles!”

He smirks nervously, slender fingers sifting through his hair, “Y/N, c’mon. Just let me in.” He’s even more staggered when you start reversing out of your spot. Eyes widening hilariously, he cusses under his breath as he walks cautiously towards the door.

“Have a fun run, baby. Better get home soon,” you feign pity, “looks like it’s going to start raining pretty soon.”

“We live an hour away!”

You drive down the row, turning on your signal just in case someone needed to know. Shucks, you were such a good driver, even in the parking lot.

Hoseok thinks otherwise, anger and panic so vivid that you can feel it from this distance. Walking Time Bomb even begins to jog, not willing to risk your bluff.

“Okay! Okay, I admit it. I may be going through something…” his wavering voice trickles into your head. “You’re right.’

You let him catch up to you, eyes shifty and fingers fiddling. “Hi, darling. Can you say that one more time? In person?” His chest puffs.

“I already said it once,” he begs.

Was his pride this important? Did the strangled mutt deep down change your Hoseok for the worst? An impatient car behind you honks and you shrug.

“You’re making people wait. I’m going to leave.”

“Jesus fucking—okay. I think I’m teething. Or something involving my dental state. It’s making me fucking grumpy and it’s painful and I want to punch a fucking wall because it’s stupid that this phase is so late.” You unlock his door mid-sentence, his body falling into his seat before he continues to blabber on.

“Oh, little puppy,” you slide your sunglasses from atop your head down to the bridge of your nose, “Don’t be so sensitive. ‘S like a human adult getting braces.”

The week passes by agonizingly slow. And that wasn't necessarily because Hoseok bitched and complained, throwing temper tantrums when the remote had fallen between the couch cushions or throwing his pants stormily when they would catch on his ankles and make him hobble about like a disabled chicken.

Or maybe it was because of that.

You dare to creak the door to his den (pun intended), having locked himself in such confinement to work through the paperwork that's been piling on his mahogany desk for days. He looks worn around the eyes, long brown hair pushed back with his fake reading glasses. You knock three times as if he couldn't already sense your presence. When he looks at you through his lashes, he nods for you to proceed.

"Hi, baby. How's the work going?" you ask with a honey-dipped edge.

He shrugs, "A lot of affairs from other packs that I have to go over. I should be done soon."

You slink behind his office chair and wrap your arms around his shoulders, "Mm, why don't you take a break and have a nice little bath with me?" He doesn't budge one inch, straightening out a stack of papers before stapling them neatly and tucking them into one of his drawers.

"I need to finish this. I've been pushing it back until the last minute."

Rolling him out a bit, you slide onto his lap and rest on his chest. Your touch always lulls a serene sensitivity from his skin, a natural effect that only you are capable of. But his muscles remain taut. Bones stiff and budging none whatsoever. Stuttering, you try again, "You've been working for hours. I'm lonely. Just an hour--,"

"Y/N. I'm warning you. Get off."

She-wolf unconsciously warns you to stand down upon this statement. Was he being serious? He's warning you? You search his blank face, waiting for him to crack a smile or lift you up and attack you with kisses. When he doesn't, you test the waters.

Your nails scratch the bare skin under his shirt, "H-Hoseokie, we haven't had sex in so long," you whine. Invading his space, however, only sets him off more.

He growls, deep and meant to be menacing. It takes brutal force to push yourself to move, a weight halting your ministrations. His word, no matter how rare it be, was your law. Do you dare defy that?

You unbutton his pants the same time he threatens, "Continue any further and see what happens." He's breathier than normal and that gives you some satisfaction. He was your mate, after all. Eternal fulfillment was your duty.

The feeling of his heavy and growing bulge, nestling in the crook of his thigh, is a success all in its own. You purr and rub your legs together, licking at Hoseok's neck lovingly and waiting for him to give in. "Hobi, you're already--ah!"

Your view spins as Hoseok scruffs you to his desk, cold wood pressed to your cheek and wrists somehow pinned behind you. Yiping in fear, you struggle in his harsh imprisonment.

"You don't fucking listen," he complains, voice balancing on the line between speaking and yelling.

"Hoseok! L-Let me g-go--," you start before he grinds himself into your ass, boner prominent and angry as it prods. He replaces the hand to your neck with his mouth, laving and suckling all the way down your shoulder.

"Can't do that. I warned you and you disobeyed me. You disobey your alpha, Y/N?"

"No, I'm sorry--," you squeak before your dress is thrown over your back and a sharp slap comes down onto your ass.

You don’t believe the sound that comes out of your throat, pressing your thighs together and wiggling the pain away. “J-Jung Hoseok! What is—” Another slap, harder than the first.

The nerves tingle all the way down to your toes as your eyes roll back. You moan once more, unsolicited and without restraint. Hoseok is content with your reaction, not expecting you to squirm so nicely because of your punishment.

"You like this, don't you? I can smell you leaking like some submissive whore," he snarls with an edge of disappointment. You're beyond mortified of how he speaks to you, although not inclined to deny his words. Not when he spanks you once more, with such force that a scream is rewarded and your back arches in euphoric pain.

"Hoseok, no more, please. I'll--I'll cum if you keep, ugh," you blabber over yourself. He thinks you look prettily pathetic drooling on his desk, so close to spilling over the edge from being physically humiliated.

"Tch, so weak," he comments before releasing your wrist and letting you collapse to the floor. "Are you done?" The question both turns you on and pisses you off, emotions swirling into something self-destructive.

Crawling on the carpet and up his leg, you nuzzle into his bulge, "But I still didn't get what I want." You don’t even ponder where this behavior is coming from; slinking out of you like a dog with its tail between its legs. Perhaps his own change of manner influenced one in you.

He could laugh at how easy you were being, wondering when he ever mated with someone who acts like such a sexually-obsessed brat. "Oh?" he prompts, "So you think you get to make the calls here?"

Licking the hem of his boxers in response, he doesn't feel pleased with your lack of words. You perk up when he shuffles his cock out from the confines of his layers. It’s almost instinctual, not wasting any time to pepper kisses and kitten licks to his tip. God, he even smells amazing. You don't care if you look ridiculous, feverish with your actions like he'd take away your precious treat if you weren't cautious.

He snickers at you, petting your hair with an unexpectedly soft touch. Your heart-shaped irises peer up, knowing he loves your eye contact when you suck him off. Watching the blush spread on his face means that you must be doing your job correctly. Besides, not even the Big Bad Wolf can deny when he feels his pleasure.

He almost can’t stand the self-righteousness that oozes off you. If you thought you were in control, you were dead-wrong. "You want my cock that bad, huh, baby?" your love bunches as much of your hair as he can with his fist, "Then fucking take it."

Then his girthy dick shoves to the back of your throat without warning, hips to your nose and thrustingthrustingthrusting as far as he can.

You'd sputter if your mouth wasn't so full, eyes overflowing with tears and throat constricting in hopes that he'll let you go. When he doesn't and continues to grind himself down your mouth, you dig your nails into his thighs and whine on his persistent cock. It doesn’t matter, the digging crescents in his thighs rousing him even further and even hoping those pretty nails of yours leave marks for him. He’d accept no less.

Hoseok thrusts twice more before pulling you off and watching you cough maniacally. The tears that gathered were now running down your face, accompanied with your saliva that leaks from your chin and onto the floor.

You couldn't breathe, you couldn't ask him to stop, and you loved it.

He cocks a brow as you struggle to catch up, "We'll stop here. You're obviously not made for this."

Pitiful is the only word he can use to describe how quickly you paw and beg for him, desperately wrapping your fingers around the base of his member and pumping him just the way he likes it, "No! I can take it, please use me." Your unstable hand massages the cum-saliva mix as well as it can, a small victory celebrated when he bucks into you.

"Mm," his thumb wipes a stray tear from your lip, "You're so beautiful when you cry. Will you sit on the desk for me?"

You don't hesitate to obey, being careful to hop up when your bum is so sore but otherwise eager for him to touch you again. When he places himself between your legs, your body hums.

"I'm... I'm not well, Y/N. I don't want to hurt you," he says, voicing his first concern after what's already happened. With his brows knit in concern and his slender fingers rubbing calmly at your sides, it's almost as if the Hoseok you know has returned. The Hobi that makes your pancakes just a little overcooked like you prefer. Who makes you a blanket nest when you’re feeling down. And will gladly give up his last bite of anything to watch you munch happily even after you’ve finished your own portion.

In some way, this was your same Hobi. Maybe not so sweet and innocent but more on the receiving end. Spending his days tending to you out of pure love and pleasure to see you bloom; it was just your turn to return the favor.

So you kiss him with fervor and mold your chest to his, feeling the scorching heat that emanates from him. He must seriously be straining himself, you think. His canines graze your lips and you know he's trying his best to hold back; to not completely obliterate you.

"I want to help you," you whisper against his mouth. You implore him and he doesn’t hesitate to take your offer.

You extend your legs as he rushes to pull down your thong, throwing it to the side, and embracing you with another kiss, all tongue and pants. Some of his documents get ruffled under your steadying hands and he shoves them off altogether, a rain of really important paper littering the room. He comes in a little too excitedly, slamming a drawer closed with his thigh and even scooting his desk across the floor.

“God fucking dammit,” he swears, your chuckles covering his wet lips. “I’m… a mess… not thinking straight. Need to cum inside you.”

You purr when his head rubs against your sex, an electric sensation tearing through you. “Want you to knot me,” you whisper. A mistake in its own because he’s practically moaning into your mouth when you say such things.

“Yeah, baby? Want your cunt pumped full? Hm?” he asks into your jaw, all the while spreading your legs as far as they can split with his strong hands. His hips begin to circle like he’s stalling as long as possible and that rouses you up in a way.

You nod with sultry eyes and chant, “Yes. Yes, yes.” By the second yes does he all but slam into you, your final confirmation his endgame.

Hoseok was truly blessed in size, something no mere human could ever match. His length alone would make you double over in ecstasy if he allowed you the space to. Squeezing around him only makes him fuck you deeper, both wanting and needing more of each other than you already have. You were made for him, and him you.

You whimper as he pulls out, his head tantalizing your g-spot before ramming back inside and forcing an angelic cry. “H-Hoseokie… Please, your pups. I want to have your pups”

The sounds of his hips against your skin with your moans and the subtle creak of his desk is almost humorous, you were fucking like dogs. Even more so when he pushes you flat against the wood by the front of your throat, his thumb tucked gently on an airway as your tongue flops out in simple bliss.

“Don’t say that if you don’t mean it,” he snarls with a particularly evil drill to your core that curls your toes. “Nothing to me would be more satisfying than to breed you.”

Your throat constricts and you cough, your tiny hands tugging at his fingers while barely being able to pry his grip. You can’t resist moaning through clenched teeth still, even when the prettiest wine red pours into his irises. Hoseok holds back incredibly well, despite having shifting eyes, his total control never fails to astonish you. It was years worth of training and you thank the stars that it was useful in a time where you were literally stuffed with his cock.

“And you’re so willing; so obedient now. You like when I fuck you like this. Just want that beautiful pussy bred until you’re spilling, right?” he chuckles with means to humiliate when your eyes flutter and drool spills from your swollen lips, “What a mate.”

You tighten, an embarrassing amount of arousal spilling and sticking to your love. He doesn’t mind one bit, rather, losing composure for a brief moment, “Ugh, so good.”

His hand suddenly withdraws from your tender neck and you sputter an attempt to catch your breath, a fleeting moment before he wraps his arms under your knees and prompts you to hang onto him when he stands. How quickly he’s able to switch positions is hot in itself, but the thought is also lost when you sink down even further on his dick.

“Oh, oh my god,” you wail pathetically, wrapping yourself around him and trying to lift your trembling body to ease how full you feel, even for just a moment.

“Hm? I thought you wanted this, baby. Wanted my complete, unforgiving love for you. Isn’t that why you walked into my office?” he smirks similarly to how you imagine the devil would. His hands find leverage against the closest wall, also shoving you against it and resuming his pace into you.

This, to whichever persona was hiding deep down in Hoseok, was divine. Incredible. You would die for this man even without the bond. He was literally screwing you braindead.

He pants, warm and sweaty and shirt somehow unbuttoned halfway down (when did you do that?), “I thought you wanted my knot? Not anymore?”

Your pupils blow out as you shake your head, you were so close.

“Ah, then I’ll knot you. I’ll knot you but you have to beg,” he says with a wink. Bastard.

“Please, please knot me, baby. Breed me and let me have your pups,” you sob, “Fill me up until I can’t take it anymore, Alpha, please—”

He jabs incessantly until you’re entirely maxed out, sloppy smacks echoing out further than the den and his growls emanating when you drag your sharp nails down his back, the fabric tearing under your fingers. Hoseok grinds his full length into you, reaching beyond the end of your walls.

“S-Stay,” he orders. He slows as the base of his cock swells and even though you asked for it, it’s always a little uncomfortable. You can’t even fathom how it feels for your mate, his sudden groans and the absolute necessity to lave at your neck only scraping at the surface of any real indication.

Hoseok told you once that it was similar to both being overstimulated and having a sudden spike of energy, which could explain his touchiness. It was cute though, and kinda hot.

Nestled deep inside, you can subtly feel the ropes of semen beginning to pool. You rest your head over his shoulder, buzzing from the intensity of it all and watching as the walls move and shift into the ones of your bedroom.

Hoseok’s hoarse voice surprises you, “Fuck, I’m so dizzy.”

The bed is a heavenly difference from the den’s desk and wall, your heart pounding a little too hardly when he places one of his pillows lengthwise under your back for extra squish. He was so cute.

But then he collapses on you.

“Oof—I’ve never seen you like that before. My ass hurts,” you state dreamily.

“Oh, love. Are you okay? Did I hurt you?” he asks seriously, lifting his head to study your face in case you lie. The red dissipated long before, his deep brown eyes twinkling down at you like they always do.

“You were a little rough,” you feign, pouting and pushing around his face with paw-folded fists. He thinks you look like an idiot, a cute idiot.

“I’m sorryyyy,” he whines, burying his face into your chest and wiggling around like a fish. His knot moves with him and you wince.

“Hoseok, stay still.”

Being showered in a sudden attack of kisses is what he responds with, not even aware of the task at hand and fake crying, “I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry. I don’t ever want to hurt you—I—oh no.”

You yipe as semen sloshes down your leg, shoving your palm into Hobi’s (who is undoubtedly back to his usual self) cheek and trying your best to not panic.

“Goddammit, Jung Hoseok! Stay still!”

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[mawritesbnha]

ma i just got braces today and it HURTS SO MUCH therefore i would like to ask for a bakugou x reader hc where reader has not so pretty teeth and is about to get braces and the pain and everything (pls let bakugou take care of me)

Heeeyyy sorry I’m late to the paartyyy! No but really dearie you have all my sympathy and I’m sending you all dem good vibes cause braces SUCKS, I’ve had them myself for 4 years and before that I had to wear the loveliest thing called “écarteur de palais” and I honestly don’t know how to translate that in english but basically  I looked like an incisivosaurus bc my palate was too narrow so they had to widen it... I hope it sounds as terrifying as it was annoying. More garbage about me : I obsess over things, so as a kid I kept on pulling on my braces... I actually broke them more than once by just tearing them off. Yeah, I be like dat. Anyways, here you goooo lovely :

so hum I hope you’re ready for this but

bakuboi isn’t the best

def gave you a nickname based on your teeth when you guys met and he wouldn’t bother remembering your actual name, an even after that when he learned it but didn’t want you to know he cared

he does though, so if he sees you getting really hurt by his comment he’ll stop, and just find a kinder insult

now you might think ‘what a jerk’ and I mean you’re right he is

but he is YOUR jerk

only HE is allowed to tease you about your teeth

if anyone dares say anything or look at you the wrong way (or what he thinks is the wrong way) then God help the poor soul

Gremlin Katsuki™ on the loose

he honestly doesn’t care about how your teeth look but he knows there can be some issues if they’re crooked and maybe you would prefer them a bit straighter anyway so you getting braces isn’t a shock

he always had perfect teeth (damn him) so he doesn’t know the first thing about them until Sero gives him the talk*

so when you get them he is prepared, he knows it’s gonna hurt everytime you go to the dentist to tighten them but eventually you’ll get used to it and it won’t hurt as much

always has some painkillers in his bag in case you need them

but you know how your bf is, he won’t coddle you

he’ll probably just throw the box at you

he hates seeing you in pain so if you decline he might try to jam a pill down your throat and then force you to drink some water

if you’re worried about him not liking your new look...again he doesn’t care

he doesn’t think you’re less attractive because of them, but he doesn’t particularly like them either, they’re just...there?

I don’t think Bakugou is a big kisser, especially not a french kisser, so you don’t have to worry about hurting him during your sweet time

and even if you did he’s a big boy, he’s had it worse

but he’ll tease you about it

when he isn’t a little bitch, this angry hedgehog actually turns into your mom

pestering you about brushing your teeth (gotta be extra careful and thorough now cause bits of food tend to get stuck really easily in braces)

choosing your food for you when your teeth hurts and you can’t chew properly

it’s often at night that the pain can really get too much, with nothing to distract you from it and the intense frustration of not falling asleep because of it

but it’s actually a great opportunity to see Sweet and Caring Bakugou

he’ll agree to cuddling if it makes you feel better and might gently pet your hair until you fall asleep

but if you know what’s good for you you won’t tell a soul about it

*These are @sleepypurpledandelion​ hcs but I couldn’t agree more so I’m stealing them ehehehhh : Sero had braces, Kirishima has to wear a retainer at night (like he did as a kid) because he grinds his teeth in his sleep and ends up tearing up his mouth and Bakugou is such an angry brusher that he’s probably fucking up his enamel and will have to use prescription toothpaste at some point. Here, thought you all needed to know. We also had some pretty deep thoughts about Sero, I might post something about that soon cause sticky baby needs some love too!

Smoochies from Ma!

[blficarchive]

smut?

Tonight We’re The Sea And The Salty Breeze by fuckuharold

Additional Tags: #CEO Harry, #Bartender Louis, #but he’s his own boss, #he’ll tell him yourself anyway, #you’ll see - Freeform, #Rimming, #Anal Fingering, #Anal Sex, #Smut, #it’s in malibu

Summary: “How may I make myself useful Mr Styles?”

“I heard physical activities made you lose lots of sweat and water, great way to eliminate the toxins from what I’ve understood.”

“Are you propositioning me?”

“I am.”

or AU where Harry is rich and handsome and Louis serves him a smoothie.

scared of the dark and the dentist by orphan_account 

Additional Tags: #Dentist AU, #Dentist Louis, #French Louis, #Fluff and SmutI Don’t Even Know, #there’s definitely smut, #tiny bit of pining i suppose, #there’s niall because niall is everywhere, #also niall is a chef, #and there’s zayn too, #but mainly it’s just harry thinking too much about his dentist’s eyes and his dentist’s ass, #louis speaks french and it turns harry on, #there’s french toasts at some point, #blowjob

Summary: “And it’s as if he’ll never get enough of it, he wants to do this forever, wants to breathe him in and get his scent mixed with his own, wants to learn every part of Louis’ body, wants to know where he’s the most sensitive and where he bruises the most, wants to see marks in the shape of his fingers on his thighs his hips his ass, wants to learn what sounds he make when he’s that close to coming and his face when he does, wants to hear him whisper stutter scream his name, wants so much he feels light headed.”

Folded Up All Pretty (Fit Into You) by hostagesfic

Additional Tags: #Domesticity, #Body Worship, #Tattoos

Summary: “Missed me?” Harry laughs into his mouth, and it ought to be awkward with the way Louis’ tongue pushes at his teeth and the stretched out corners of his mouth, but really, it isn’t.

heart beats slow (i wish you) by decadent

Additional Tags: #Panties, #Rimming, #Riding, #mentions of the lightest subspace known to mankind, #but it’s there right between the lines if you look closely, #The Great Panty Debacle of 2014

Summary: “These,” Louis pauses with a half-eaten toast in his hand and a stale bite of buttery bread still in his mouth, he feels like choking on it, “are girl’s pants. Why would I look good in girl’s pants? Do you not like my current choice in underwear or what?”

Or, the one where Louis loves panties and Harry loves Louis.

Help Me Lose My Mind by KrisStylinson

Additional Tags: #Smut, #Fluff, #Rimming, #Teasing, #Begging, #Desperation, #Orgasm Delay/Denial

Summary: With Harry’s head buried between his thighs, everything becomes a bit fuzzier.

handprints and good grips by orphan_account

Additional Tags: #Crossdressing, #Lingerie, #Barebacking, #Rimming

Summary: Harry wants to pull them down and suck him off. Harry wants to never take them off and eat him out over the lace. Harry wants to push them aside and fuck the imprint right into Louis’ body.

Suspenders and Lace by getthemsneezesout2

Additional Tags: #Anal Sex, #Butt Plugs, #Daddy Kink, #Daddy Issues, #smut, #Gay Sex, #Bottom Louis, #Top Harry, #Sugar Daddy Harry, #soft louis, #Dom/sub, #Sub Louis, #Kitten Louis, #Anal Plug, #Rimming, #18-Year-Old Louis, #23-Year-Old-Harry, #Twink Louis, #Louis in Panties, #Louis in Lace, #Lace Panties, #Louis In SuspendersAU, #Fetus Louis, #Louis Calls Harry Daddy A Lot, #Daddy Harry

Summary: Harry has a thing for suspenders and white lace. Louis happens to have a thing for being a good boy for his Daddy.

I Made This Bed for Me and You by Bearandleonardwrite

Additional Tags: #Sugar Daddy Harry, #Golf!Harry, #Meet-Cute, Eand then like, #Anal Fingering, #Anal Sex, #Top Harry, #Bottom Louis, #Snowballing, #Felching, #Rimming, #Presents,#Fluff, #Smut, #Louis’ insecure for a bit, #But Harry fixes it, #Cause he loves him, #Blow Jobs, #Prostate Massage

Summary: Harry’s a professional golfer and goes away on business from time to time. Louis’ his boyfriend and sometimes he gets a bit worried that Harry will find someone better when he goes on his trips. Louis knows it’s not logical, of course Harry loves him, but sometimes he needs to be reminded that his boy doesn’t want anyone else. Harry’s more than happy to reassure him.

(Or the one where Harry’s a pro-golfer and loves to take care of his boy.)

lets go somewhere far away, baby by bloobeary 

Additional Tags: #sugardaddy!Harry, #Age Difference, #bottom!Louis, #Top!Harry, #Riding, #Bondage, #ALL THE KINKS, #Louis in Lace, #Smut, #also kinda fluffy, #uni!Louis, #sorta - Freeform

Summary: Louis looked down at the long fingers wrapped loosely around his wrist, trailing his eyes past the rings and up the crisp black sleeve and finally up to green eyes.

“What’s your name, love?” The man asked, the words dripping off his tongue like honey or caramel or some other rich, thick insanely sweet thing that was bad for Louis’ teeth.

“Louis.” He managed to say without stuttering.

The man smiled and moved his fingers up the underside of Louis’ wrist softly. He hummed and nodded, letting go. “Nice name for a beautiful boy.” He said, and Louis may or may not have stopped breathing. Louis couldn’t help his smile this time, looking down at his worn out shoes only to feel fingers trailing his jaw and tilting his chin up. “There it is.” The man said, beaming at Louis, his dimples drilling holes into his cheeks. “Been waiting for that smile all night.”

AKA harry thinks louis is perfect and louis can’t stop looking at his hands

Until You Use Me Up by FullOnLarrie

Additional Tags: #Frottage, #Public Sex, #sort of

Summary: There’s a fantasy that Harry’s had for as long as he can remember, but he never thought it’d be possible to fulfill it.

Let Them Eat My Flesh Down To The Wood (It Feels So Good) by radioarvyla

Additional Tags: #Pornstar Louis, #Pornstar Harry, #Model Louis, #Bottom Louis, #Top Harry, #Aspiring Rockstar Harry, #pornstar AU, #There’s also a, #champagne bottle, #going into unspeakable places, #Spanking, #it’s subtle though, #Pet Names, #Riding, #Anal Fingering, #Anal Sex, #Blowjobs, #Rimming, #liam’s the cameraman, #zayn’s the director, #no niall bc i forgot about him sorry niall, #Rough Sex

Summary: And so, Louis is faced with a dilemma. A proposition that would make his mother cry, and his career soar.

“I fucking hate this.“Jen had smiled. And that was that.

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[yourmoonmomma]

hey, can I ask for advice please? i’m going to the dentist soon and I’m really nervous bc i haven’t been for a good few years. I’m worried they’re going to think my teeth are gross and that I don’t look after myself since I haven’t gone in ages but I just couldn’t afford to. I take care of my teeth and I don’t think they’re the worst but I’m still anxious.

Hi, of course you can! Given my dentures, I'm either the best or the worst person to ask for advice when it comes to dental work lol. I'll either comfort you or scare you :')

I promise you that no good dentist is going to think that! If you already have a dentist you see, I'm sure they'll be fine. But if not, just look at reviews before you go! When I went to the dentist, after a number of years of not going, I chose one in my town that was not only highly reviewed, but also had reviews praising them on their level of compassion and care for clients. As well, I checked them out on Facebook, and the dentist regularly was giving his staff half-days off due to good weather, or taking a couple extra days off around holidays - which indicated to me that again, he CARES about people. When I went, I also admitted right away that I knew my teeth weren't great, that I couldn't afford a dentist for years, and my other issues with my teeth. I expressed to the dental hygienist that I had a lot of shame about the state of my teeth, and I was afraid of being judged. And she comforted me and told me that they see hundreds of people with teeth that are literally rotting out of their mouth and it is their job to help those people feel better, not to judge them. And that helped me, a lot! So no good dentist will shame you for your teeth <3 Their job is to look after you, and help give you back the confidence you deserve.

[learn-tastic]

Studying with Depression (Part 1)

Hi, my name is Depression, and I have jasmine. Just kidding, but that’s how it feels sometimes, like depression is who you are. It’s not. And you can’t let it take over your life like I did last semester.

I stopped going to class, doing homework, leaving my bed, and eating sometimes. I did essentially nothing all day. I hated my life. Ironically, my depression was caused by bad grades, which of course worsened. And I also have anxiety, so even when I was motivated to go to class again or to talk to/ email a professor, I was petrified to talk to them, to have a confrontation, to reach out. Through the help of a campus therapist, my academic advisor, my sister, my friends, and eventually my mother when I told my her about how bad I’d gotten (which pissed her the fuck off for the longest time but also she was worried about me), I determined that I should apply for a medical withdrawal for that semester (basically I got all W’s for my classes so my GPA wouldn’t drop. And wasted a semester’s worth of tuition). It was hard. I don’t recommend letting it get to that point. I actually ended up making mostly C’s, but my GPA was like a 1.5 I believe. For comparison, my GPA in highschool was a 6.6/ 6.0 (weighted).

TL;DR: Don’t be depressed it sucks for your GPA

Anyways, here are some tips for that bc I don’t really like the other posts I’ve seen on this sorta stuff.

1) Seek help.

The first step that helped me was to start seeing the campus therapist. If you don’t have one, see your advisor or go on your insurance’s website to see if they cover therapy/ to find someone who takes your insurance. Or if not that, tell a parent/ guardian/ sibling/ friend/ old teacher/ literally anyone who can help. I’ve even seen a lot of adds on instagram for counselors that you can text. This is the first most important step. 

If you think you may be medicated, see your regular doctor, that’s where I got my prescription. Eventually try to see a specialist (psychiatrist) but this helps you get back on track. It helped me to sit down and schedule my eye exam, dentist appointment, yearly check up, gyno appointment. I was taking care of my self. Which brings me to my next point...

2) Take care of yourself.

You are babysitting yourself. Kids have school, a bedtime, snacktime, homework and chores after school.

EG) When you wake up, wash your face, brush your teeth, take your meds/ vitamins (I actually got vitamins before I took antidepressants bc it helped me feel like I was actively taking care of the problem). Get dressed, shower if you have the energy or at least use dry shampoo or put your hair in a tight ponytail. Put effort into your appearance, whether this means getting a haircut you badly need, doing a facial, or doing your nails. You can do your brows, beat your face, or buy one new outfit/ jewelry/ whatever makes you happy (1 only bc I developed a bad shopping habit while depressed). Make sure you eat at least 2 or 3 times a day, and drink at least 1 glass of something with each meal. (of course eating 3 main meals with lots of fruits, veggies, fiber, and proteins and having snacks and drinking pure water and teas are recommended but people are assholes it’s hard for us sometimes and have small goals and then work yourself up). Kids like juice and dino- shaped nuggets and goddamn it so can you (but also don’t overeat bc that makes you feel like shit too don’t eat just garbage)Don’t drink or do drugs, bc depression and drugs/ alcohol do not fucking mix I STG. 

It helps to pretend like you have somewhere to go that isn’t school in the morning. Just roll out of bed, don’t log on, and just get ready whether it’s bare minimum or dressed to impress, but just do it and eat and go out

3) Go out

Go to class, or even if you don’t go to class get out of your damn room. Go to the smoothie place, the student center, the library, the campus park, anywhere on campus. get out of your room. Do something with friends. Change and deviate from your normal depressed state of dissociating into the void in bed or being online too long out binge watching. Or at least do it with a friend. Working out is great if you have the energy, especially as it scientifically helps with your mood and motivation.

4) Get a week long plan

You can’t fix your depression and school in a day. You need momentum. One thing I hated last semester was I felt like I never had enough clones to do all my things. I still agree, but I’ve gotten better. Do one day of light cleaning (putting things away- ish), one for actually cleaning (wiping, sweeping, mopping, vaccumming, scrubbing), one or two for laundry ( can either wash clothes or put them away, I never have energy for both), one for hella self care (take a shower you really need it, maybe a bath, mani- pedi, skincare, shave if you like, lotion, deodorant, perfume, sunscreen, floss and shit, light a candle, wear comfy clothes), one day to figure out a game plan (download apps, find websites, find tutoring services/ study groups, look at the syllabus and see what you can do to raise your grade, email teachers if you’re up for it, look into study strategies) and then maybe one day try to focus on MWF classes and another do TTh classes, or break it down however you like. Once your room and yourself and your clothes aren’t so nasty, it’s easier to keep it up. What’s hard for me is feeling overwhelmed.

5) Little goals, little wins

What helps me long term is the little wins. Focus on what you did right and how to improve, and don’t dwell on how you messed up. Going to 1 class is better than none. Or maybe you skipped classes but at least you worked out. Maybe you still didn’t shower but you called your sister and remembered to eat. Maybe you slept in late but now you went to bed early. Maybe you failed an assignment but at least you did it and got higher than a 0. Maybe you didn’t go to class but you went to the store. It’s a process and you start small but it gets better. Once you build up a momentum/ streak and start tackling little problems it’s less overwhelming and easier to stick to it and most importantly...

6) Forgive yourself

You will fuck up, it’s okay, literally it doesn’t matter, keep trying. Rome wasn’t built in a day; your life won’t change in a day either. Every one has bad days. Just work to make tomorrow a good one.