#no apologies that man is 👌🏻

[evolnoomym]

Steal Your Girl 🥃

Summary: Joel shows you good time after some dude makes you feel very disappointed.

Rating: 18+ mature content mdni!!!!

Word count: 1.4 K

Authors note: I got kinda stood up so I gained inspiration for this 🫠👌🏻

Warnings: no y/n, F!OC, Moon as always, alcohol mention, sex, creammmmmm pie, Joel being a slight sleaze, age gap (nothing specific is mentioned but I imagine it to be biggggg….of course legal), no beta read we die like real Moon Sluts, might include messes up grammar because I’m dumb

If I missed anything please let me know 🙏🏻

Shoutout to @saradika-graphics for the divider 🤎

Disclaimer: English is not my first language so if you come across mistakes it might be due to that. I’m totally here for constructive criticism or feedback on how to improve. In general I appreciate comments, likes and reblogs greatly🫶🏻

In the dimly back-room skin slapping on skin, deep groans and sweet little yelps were all that could be heard.

There’s you bend over, your chest sliding back and forth on a desk placed in the corner with him at your backside shoving his cock deeply into your cunt. His big rough hands are touching and squeezing your butt, lower back, waist and shoulders. Basically anything that he could reach, he touched.

But how did you two get here?

Well, you were already seated at the bar on one of those stereotypical red leather stools when he came into the “Lucky’s” it was after all Joel’s go-to bar.

From the first moment he laid his eyes upon you, till now, he couldn’t stop himself from unashamedly staring. He kept thinking to himself “Why is a beautiful woman like you, alone on a Saturday night?” judging by the way you kept looking around, tapping on your phone and the tensed smile he knew you were probably waiting for a date to arrive. And they seemed to be a no show. He could see the disappointment clearly written in your face and posture. Yeah, a gorgeous thing like you should be treated better. What a man would Joel be if he doesn’t put a smile back onto that beautiful face?

So he approaches.

You on the other hand hadn’t noticed him at all, too focused on stressing about stupid Christopher. Who has seemingly forgotten about the date he!!! sat up.

Oddly you didn’t feel super sad, no, more disappointed that no matter what you do they seem to be absolute idiots. All acting like insufferable little boys.

You were about to order yourself a very strong strawberry margarita to forget about that dumbass when someone sat down next to you.

You glanced over just passingly, but after processing the fact that it’s a super attractive man you couldn’t help but give him a second glance. That one was a bit longer, you let your eyes drag from his features down his body, he wore a light sweater and brown slacks.

His hair slicked back, mustache and slight beard making him appear straight out of 90s porn. One of his eyebrows rose in question.

„Hello Sweetheart, what’s a gal like yourself doin here all alone, huh?“ oh his low husky voice travels straight to your lower stomach making you squeeze your thighs together.

You must look all dumbfounded, blinking at him without a thought behind your eyes.

Somehow you are able to shake yourself out of this stupor, muster up all possible confidence and answer him.

„About to enjoy her long awaited drink, but then you sat down.“ you sigh in fake annoyance.

„Ahh, my apologies baby,“ he murmurs while signaling to the bartender, „it’s on me, your choice.“ and with that he winks.

You feel kinda breathless by this hot stranger and his clear flirting. A man like that, all mature…who could literally have anyone but wants you. Yeah that is unexpected.

„A str..strawberry margarita, please“

The bartender nods, needing no more words luckily.

You turn to him „Thank you…“ now you raise your brow and he understands „Joel,“ he replies.

„Well thank you Joel, you didn’t have to,“ you feel warmth creeping up your cheeks.

„Nahh, no need to thank me. I jus wanted to get rid of the sad look on your face,“ when you look up at that he carries a knowing smile.

„What do you mean?“ as you tilt your head in question.

„From my guess you had a date planned but he didn’t show up? Otherwise ya wouldn’t be sitting here for so long.“

„Wait…did you watch me?“ There's no fear in your voice, just plain curiosity.

„Hmm, what if I did,“ he leans in until you feel his lips at your ear „would ya run little girl, huh?“ he whispers so softly that you close your eyes in pleasure.

A shudder goes up your spine and that warmth between your thighs grows.

You managed to push out a small „no“ in between your labored breaths. His close proximity makes you all dizzy.

All the background noises were blended out at this point, not even the drink being placed in front of you could get your attention and it got worse.

He slid his hand over the top of your thigh and in between them awfully close to where you needed him most „My name 's Joel, what’s yours baby?“

He pulled his head back, holding your chin with his hand.

„Moon,“ you whimper as his thumb strokes your chin.

„Aw, what a sweet name, for such a pretty girl“ and another wink from him that sends a new wave of arousal through your core.

„Hm, should I show ya what pretty sluts like you deserve?“ his condescending lilt shouldn’t turn you on.

Once you nod, giving him the cue, he tugs you off the chair and into a nearby hallway. He pushes open a door to the left, a room full of shelves with a tiny desk in the corner.

That’s how you got here.

Before he positions you to his liking he gives you a chaste kiss while walking you back towards the desk. He slips down your tights, his nimble fingers quickly doing the same with your thong and then your spun facing away from him. He pushes a hand between your shoulder blades, your cheek smushes against the table.

„Ya gonna let me fuck your pussy ain’t you girl?“ he hissed in your ear.

When you didn’t reply fast enough, you yelped at his massive hand swiftly coming down on your cheek.

„Ughh, y..yes, yes fuck me Sir, please“ you wanted him inside so badly, he’d be perfect to fill the void.

„That’s a good girl, so polite“ now he was gently stroking over where he previously inflicted pain.

You could hear him unbuckling his belt and then you heard him spit, the wet squelching noises confirming that he was preparing his cock for you.

You were excited, so you wiggled and pushed back. Feeling his wet length barely touching your pussy was making you wetter and wetter.

„Baby she’s drooling all over me,“ his deep chuckle quickly became your favorite sound „yeah I’m gonna give her what she deserves.“ with that he started sliding his cock along your pussy.

„Pleaseeee,“ you moan.

„Good girl,“ he whispered before pushing in with one hard thrust.

„Ughh, f-fuck Jo-Joel“ the sudden fullness was so overwhelming, he was the biggest you had ever encountered. It took a moment to get used to him before you nodded, giving him a signal to go on.

For a second you thought he might go easy on you since he slowly pulled almost completely out, but no, he started pounding into your cunt at a speed you didn’t expect from a guy his age.

„Heyyy darlin,“ he pulled you up by your shoulder „why don’t ya get out that phone, hm?“

You pulled it out of your purse and looked back at him. He was focused on the spot where the two of you were connected, watching himself slide in and out.

His eyes met yours „Open that asshole‘s contact,“ you fulfilled his instructions „delete that, okay?“ you didn’t even hesitate.

„Now hand it to me,“ again you complied with his order.

When he handed it back to you, his contact info was shown, he put his number in.

„Ya don’t need that dumbass when ya got me baby,“ he husked in your ear before bending your front down again.

After that he didn’t need a lot longer before coming inside you.

You would surely wake up tomorrow with bruised hips from being pushed against the table edge with so much force. Wood hitting a wall was a companion to the wet squelching. His strokes got more erratic, he was close.

„Baby, where ya want me?“

„Inside Joel, please,“

Your needy voice pushed him over the edge.

As his cock pumped you full his thumb came around to rub at your pulsing and waiting clit.

„Nghh, I’m gonna come,“ you arch your back „Joel i’m coming.!!“ you yell out.

„Ahhhhh yes, baby, take that gift and don’t waste a goddamn drop,“ he groans as he pulls out and you quickly, with shaking legs, you put your thong back on. He gently helps you do the same with your tights.

„Did a good job Moon,“ he kisses you slowly now, basking in the post sex haze.

As you stand upright you could feel his warm spend leak out. It was the best feeling ever.

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[vrystalius]

Hello beautiful! Before anything you are amazing and your writing skills are 👌🏻ma'am, anyhow, could i please request anything kagaya ubuyashiki x reader pwease🥺👉🏻👈🏻 (it's okay if you don't want to of course)! And remember to stay healthy and drink a lot of water❤️❤️❤️

Healing touch

You are the personal doctor of the head of the Ubuyashiki clan.

Pairing: Kagaya x doctor!fem!reader

Here’s pt.2 <3

(In this AU, Amane never got married to Kagaya)

You have been Kagaya’s personal doctor for a while now, taking care of that frail and sick young man ever since your father retired, who was his healer before you. You do daily vital checkups and check the progression of his mysterious sickness. You care for Kagaya greatly, but not only because he is the most important person in the corps, but because you somehow felt drawn im by him.

“How are you feeling today, Ubuyashiki-sama?” You opened your medical journal and turned the pages, making sure to write down his notes on his condition and the progress of the sickness. Kagaya turned his head slowly to look at you. His mysterious affiliation progressed as far as to blind him in one eye, but the other one seemed healthy so far. He smiled calmly at you.

“I feel more pain in my blind eye. Breathing has become more painful as well, wich caused me to loose more sleep. I am tired, but fine.” Kagaya sat upright on his futon, wanting to talk to you face to face.

You frowned at the sight of him trying to sit properly. “Ubuyashiki-sama, I have told you before that you do not need to sit upright for me.” Yet, you did not push him back down. Instead, you carefully grabbed his chin and turned his face slightly to make him face you more. You leaned in slightly, your warm breath caressing his face. Kagaya’s eyes widened very so lightly. His calm face faltered for just a moment, a slight taint on his cheeks, before composing himself again. You used your small flashlight to inspect Kagaya’s blind eye, shining directly at it. He didn’t flinch, having his usual calm smile on his face.

“Your sickness has progressed more slowly, but it did attack your eyeball. At first I’d hoped that you might keep your eyesight in that eye after recovery, but I am not ad optimistic anymore.” You sighed after speaking, letting go of his chin and turning your flashlight off. You picked up your pen and scribbled notes down. “I’ve expected as much. My father had a similar affliction.” You nodded at his comment. “Yes, so I’ve heard. Please lay down for me.” Kagaya felt your warm hand on his chest and back, slowly pushing him back down onto his futon. He is perfectly capable to lay back down on his own, but the feeling of your hands on his chest felt comforting to him, even while in pain. Kagaya sighed.

You got your stethoscope out and put the plugs into your ear. “You’ve been having chest pains while breathing, yes? Let me take a listen.” You gave him a soft smile and opened his yukata further, revealing his naked, pale chest. Kagaya watched how your eyes moved over his chest. He shivered slightly when he felt the cold metal of the resonator touch his skin.

“Breathe in for me.” You mumbled, concentrating on the sound of his lungs. Kagaya breathed in as deeply as he could, but broke out into a small coughing fit. “A-Apologies.” He cleared his throat, his eyebrows slightly scrunched together in pain, but relaxed right after feeling your warm hand on his chest. The resonator was placed over his lungs again as Kagaya breathed in deeply, and back out. You nodded, moving the resonator over the other half of the lung, your hand now resting on the other side of his chest. Kagaya stared at you quietly while you listened to his breathing. You looked so concentrated with your brows furrowed like that. Would it be selfish of him to ask you to say for a while? For you to caress his chest so gently, as you are doing right now, for just a little longer? Kagaya started to feel his exhaustion catching up from the night before. Your hand felt so comforting and warm, it made all his aches and pain fade away, even if just for e moment. His eyes were slowly closing as his breath got more shallow.

While listening to his lung’s functionality, you noticed how Kagaya’s heartbeat began to slow down slightly. You lifted your gaze and glanced at his face, slowly lifting the resonator off his chest while keeping your hand above his heart.

He fell asleep. You thought he was complaining about insomnia earlier… perhaps that exhaustion caught up to him, or is your presence just this calming to the young master?

A soft smile spread across your face. You decided to stay a little longer as to not wake him. Your hand slowly moved from his chest up to his hair, carefully brushing through his dark and silky strands. A soft sigh escaped from between his lips.

Yes, you’ll stay a while longer with him. Just until he wakes back up again.

💠

I think I just made myself fall for Kagaya. I really hope I wrote him kind of accurately to his canon personality, but I’m not sure. I really hope you enjoyed it regardless! Thank you so much for requesting, this was super fun to write! <3 (and I am very honoured to be called ma’am) Anyways, my requests are open!

Anyways, make sure to EAT, SLEEP and DRINK enough!

Take care of yourselves!

[dilucsflame33]

I just had this idea! Though um if you up for it. It can be NSFW. Its how the turtles will react to an innocent S/o who unknowingly made a naughty joke. She never makes these jokes as she had no idea how!. Also she had accidentally texted the joke!.

Well oops on her part👀

This be how they react after that almost awkward text chat when she arrives at the lair. Thats all i can think of for now. This is gonna be good. Work your magic!

Innocent Turned Naughty 🔥

Ohh, honey, I have been waiting for this! I decided to do it head cannon style, so we're going with that. I hope this to your liking. Some of these aren't really jokes, just messages that could go into two ways. Obviously they took it to the deep end because they're men. 😂

🔞 Warning 🔞 NSFW 18+ Only

Dirty talk and some crack because we all need humor. 👌🏻

Your turtle terrapin was relaxing in the lair when his phone buzzed at a random. He would usually do his favorite type of activity during these times, so relaxing on the couch was a new norm he would get used to.

When he opened the message, however, was when his eyes widened at the message you've just sent to him.

• "Wanna go to the dojo and give me a private lesson?"

• Mouth dropped, eyes wide

• Went complete shut down

• This poor man doesn't know what to do

• But he will admit that he's intrigued

• You are his innocent, little blossom. Why did that line made his heart race?

• He doesn't text back

• That man calls!

• When you picked up, however, you were all cheerful as ever.

• "You do realize what you have done, right?"

• Confusion on your end, until he told you about the message you've sent. You started panicking.

• "O-Oh, my gosh, I am so sorry! I was actually wanting to do some training since you have an off day. So I thought that you could teach me."

• Awkwardness falls.

• Leo rubbed his face, completely embarrassed about thinking of such things of you like this.

• "I apologize, blossom. I kind of went to the deep end." He chuckled nervously as he looked around the room, hoping no one heard their conversation.

• "Oh, no, you're fine! I mean," you paused as you brought up the last bit of courage you have. "I was actually like to have a lesson, if you know what I mean." He could hear that teasing tone, even though your voice wavered a bit.

• *Que Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen* Mother, I've just killed a man.

• He took in a deep breath, exhaled slowly. "I was going to let you off the hook but, since my little one wants to tease, I expect you down here in 20 minutes. Do you understand me?"

• He laughed when he heard you scurrying around your apartment. This is going to be fun.

• "Bench press me?"

• The man was shooketh to the core!

• Had to placr his phone down just so he could breathe.

• That text can go into different ways and he's thinking of the naughty kind.

• Oh, he can bench press you alright. He'll press you into a mating press, that's what he will do!

• Another vibration was heard and he looked the text. It was from you.

• "I'm so embarrassed. I just realized on what it sounds like and I'm so sorry!"

• He ain't having it. Oh, heck naw! You've poked the bear and you're gonna get the grizzly.

• Eat you up until there's nothing left, babe!

• He called you.

• "H-Hello?" You spoke with uncertainty. He hasn't responded until he called. You're a little nervous right now.

• "What kind of pressing are we talking about here? Cause all I'm thinking of is you, in a mating press, and you screaming my name until my brothers complain about the noise."

• You've just died happy.

• "Teach me some anatomy, love? 🥰"

• Donnie raised a brow as he read the message you've just sent.

• Anatomy, huh?

• "Which part of anatomy?" He replied back as he continued to read until you've messaged him back.

• "Reproductive system."

• His brain short suricated.

• "And the muscles and tendons. To see what they do if they go passed their limits."

• Oh, he's trying so hard not to go to the deep end. But it's hard to when the conversation is like this!

• He called.

• "Darling," he replied when you've picked up his call. "Re-read what you've just said to me."

• You were confused until you've spoke the message out loud. He can't help but smirk when he heard your voice being covered by your hands. "Now, to answer your question. I will teach you, but it's best if I could demonstrate. If you don't mind."

• He laughed when he heard you scream out away from the phone. Oh, this is entertaining.

• "Which type do you prefer? Sweet or spicy?"

• Mikey pondered in thought. "I like sweet!"

• "Sweet is nice, but I like to have some spicy. ^^"

• Oh, you all know where this is going.

• This man has a dirty mind, so don't be surprised when he replied something naughty in return.

• "Ooh, spicy, huh? I will definitely spice things up, if you know what I mean." He sent a smirking emoji after that.

• You were a blushing mess when he sent that smirk emoji.

• "That's not what I meant!" You replied with a blush.

• Mikey chuckled as he called you.

• When you answered however, he groaned deep from within his chest. "Angel, if you want spicy, I definitely got the spice! Come over here and have a taste!"

• But what shocks him was when you replied back.

• "Oh, really? You're big talk, baby. Give it to me then."

• Now it's his turn to blush. He didn't expect you to counter back like that.

• "Come over and I will!" He challenged.

• He could hear keys and a door slam. Oh, you're serious!

• Let's just say the man rushed to his room and done a quick clean up.

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[bruhhxiao]

I have a feeling that Ghost Simon Riley would freeze and stop whatever he was doing when he hears his partner singing/listening to a heartbreaking song or something about breaking up. He isn’t the type to show much love but I imagine him caressing his partner cheek while they’re sleeping or hug them from behind blocking them from what they were doing and say..

"I'd rather you cheat on me than me breaking your heart."

THIS MAN WOULD DO ANYTHING TO PROTECT HIS PARTNER 😭😭

I apologize for my poor English but this just came up to mind while I was preparing for bed💀👌🏻

[howdoyousleep3]

I need to talk about 70s basketball player!Ari and I wasn't sure who to turn to so I'm taking solace in your ask box and begging you to imagine Ari in those stupidly tiny shorts with me. You know he'd barely be able to fit in the damn things, hugging his bulge and his big meaty thighs as he runs up and down the court 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 I just want him to get all sweaty and fuck me in the locker rooms when they clear out after the game.

I can imagine it, I am, I am imagining it so hard. 😭 It's almost obscene! It feels like something I would feel compelled to look away from if I saw him running up and down the court. I mean, look!

Those shorts on Ari's thick body? Are you kidding me? They're a wet dream, a dirty wet dream! Stretching all around his hairy thighs, thick as tree trunks, across his impressive bulge as well. I bet you could damn well see an outline of his cock, that fat flaccid tip, and even if you couldn't, the size of the bulge itself would leave you lightheaded.

The best worst part, the absolute worst part, would be how nonchalant he is with it. It's almost as if he doesn't realize his dick so big and on display it's one crossover away from slipping out the leg of his shorts. He's giving people a show on that court, but it's natural and confident and flawless. He knows he's a big boy, oh he's well aware of it, but he also knows that people like looking at him.

And damn if that doesn't go to his head.

So, it makes sense that after a winning game that came down to the wire, one that had people on the edge of their seats, out of them, Ari's feeling as if he's deserving of some extra release. And "well hot damn, lookat'chu, who let a pretty little thing like you in here, sweetheart?"

And lord almighty 😮‍💨👌🏻 Nothing would ever come close to the feeling you get when you're nuzzling at his massive bulge over his shorts, his hairy, meaty thighs spread for you in front of his locker, the scent of musk and sweat and man filling your nose, overwhelming you.

Nothing compares to his encouraging words and his thunderous groan and the weight of his girth on your tongue.

The promises of later come pretty damn close though, those bitten off purrs of apology, of promising to make it up to you later. The "I know, baby. I know. I know it's a mouthful, I know it's hard to take all the way, but you let Big Daddy have this now and he'll give that little baby pussy whatever she wants once he's done. How's that sound? Lay you out right here on this bench and apologize for makin' her wait..."

🤭😵‍💫

Tell me more, tell me all of your thoughtsssssss. 🥴

[vendetta-if]

Ash: First girl/boy, best girl/boy. Been there, done that. Will do again though, I'm a sucker for tropes.

Rin: Ice Queen no matter the gender. Will continue to flirt, and not just MC wants to mess with their old man a little bit.

Skylar: Goodie two-shoes, must (and will) corrupt. Also must (and will) smooch and every opportunity.

All fine and excellent RO's in their own rights. 10/10 would pick them all again.

But Santana...

Santana is the afformentioned BBG.

They are the kicked puppy you apologize to for two weeks straight, because you didn't watch where you were going.

They are the poorest little meow meow, that you want to cuddle with and coo at.

They are the mascot the DnD party picks up in session two, and who they swear bloody retribution for when they're grieviously hurt in session twelve.

They are the spirit animal of 90's kids. Embodiying unrestrained world weariness.

They are the emotional support gremlin in desperate need of emotional support.

In other words, everybody in the poll is sleeping. Full-on anesthetized 'snork mimimi' sleeping.

Since they wouldn't accept it as a gift, my MC would set up and then blatantly and unashamedly rig a sweepstake to give Santana a new car. A new car that would say: I don't care about gas prices. I'll drive ten miles to the gallon anyway.

But Santana wouldn't have to worry about something silly as that. MC would also include a lifetime guarantee on access to maintainance and petrol.

...

Now, in case it wasn't glaringly obvious, I like Santana. And I believe more people should.

Thank you for reading my stupidity.

Those Santana descriptions… 😩😙👌🏻 I feel like this is how most of you guys see Santana:

Also, unashamedly rigged a sweepstake 😂 YES 👏

MC: “Santana! Please, fill this in!” [slams a sweepstake form on the desk]

Santana: “Huh? A sweepstake? To win a… Bugatti? MC… You know the chance of me winning this is like… less than one percent, right? Not to mention with my luck…” [mumbles]

MC: “Oh.. I know the chances, alright… 😏 But, I’ve got a good feeling about this one! Trust me! Picture it: You rolling in with your new Bugatti! It would put Chief Anand’s BMW to shame! 😎”

Santana: “Hmm… 🤔 That’s indeed a good image….”

MC: “C’mon, just fill it in. It won’t hurt and you won’t lose anything!”

Santana: [sighs] “Fine, fine…” [fills in the form] “There you go—”

MC: “Thank you! Hehe…” [snatches the form and bolts away]

Also, MC convincing Luka and Grandpa to buy or at least become a major shareholder in a petrol company so Santana can get lifetime free petrol 💀

[loustat-0]

The reason you were flamed on twitter is because when corrected for using the wrong pronouns you said “I don’t really care” and continued using the wrong pronouns to refer to someone. When shown screenshots of Anne Rice defending a real pedophile you responded by making the case that 14 year olds can consent to sex with adults. I wonder if you will tag this post as iwtv or leave it untagged to conceal the reason you lost mutuals on X

As I said before I wasn't educated about this . And once I was , I apologized to that person . What I ( MISTAKENLY ) did was uncool but that was simply because as none American & not a native fan we have different situations in my country about this . And once I got informed about my mistake I apologized publicly .

Like I said X is a nasty place when people judge you when you're uneducated on something . For example I didn't know pronouns could be that important to someone maybe because it wasn't important to me that who I interact with is a man or woman . But now I will definitely consider it once I know people's pronouns . 👌🏻✅

And I won't conceal anything here . Because Tumblr fortunately has more understanding fans as I have seen till now .

* not to mention that account usually had beef with me for other reasons as well . And when I said that about that account I had him blocked ages ago & it was another account who posted about Marius & Armand & Louis & claudia that account is a famous hater account for Anne's universe . And these accounts wished Anne to be in hell 😬 . Which I don't know if it's the right thing to say just because someone wrote a book about completely unreal people .

[silencingspellsongs]

Early Access 11/13

now all you porter haters better get down on your knees and apologize to my man for ever doubting him mmhm 👇🧎and yes vincent this includes you.

i knew porter had to be acting as william's little spy boy and oooh it's so much juicier than just that. porter's devotion to william is SO delicious and yknow what i'll be the one to say it: william solaire getting to be a little ruthless and power hungry has made this old man like 10x sexier by principle alone, but yeah it helps that he's doing it for "good" reasons

this audio really was just a fantastic treat all around like it was truly everything i could have ever asked for regarding this arc. from the beginning i had feelings that william was planning something and the fact that porter came back to act as his knife ough chefs kiss 😘👌🏻

i can understand vincent's frustration but i do agree with porter that he needs to stop thinking of it as just black and white. it'll be interesting to see how all these revelations affect him and his morality, especially when he finally gets to confront william (god please let this get an audio 🙏🏻🙏🏻)

AND we got some more porter lore. this was some really good insight into the dichotomy between him and vincent and how they feel about being a vampire. i really want to learn more about porter's life before turning though (like what kind of magic user were you porter!!!! i need to know!!!!) and i wonder what ever ended up happening to his maker? he said the department locked them up, but nothing about them getting executed... maybe we'll learn more about that mmm

god so much happened in this audio i feel like i could talk about this for hours. this really was a wonderful way to explain what the whole summit had secretly been leading to and humanize porter a bit more while also showing off the darker side to the solaire house and its king. 100/10, big fan 👍

(also i think this audio solidified it. porter's knocked sam off my top 3 favorite boys list. his cocky attitude and the fact that he's basically a vampire assassin has bewitched me i am a loud and proud porterhead we love a complex bitch ❤️)

[ask-giovanni-and-ghetsis]

[Back where it all started..]

After God knows how many years, I finally decided to make this blog return from the dead with the hope to be active in here. With that, I also reopened the "Ask & Roleplay Box", so ya'll are free to send questions and RP requests. Still, I'd like to point out a few rules which I'd be really grateful if you followed them, so there won't be any misunderstandings + we're all gonna have fun 👌🏻

[So let's get started, shall we?]

If you want to write something that's only related to roleplaying, please write "[RP] (to Giovanni / Ghetsis / Giovanni & Ghetsis)" in every request you're sending me, so I'll know that it's meant for roleplay purposes only. If you want to ask a question on the other hand, please write "[Ask] (to Giovanni / Ghetsis / Giovanni & Ghetsis)

OCs are allowed of course, same goes for already existing / canonical characters. It'd be still great to tell me your OCs name in the request, so I'll know how to call them + use the correct pronouns, etc.

THE ROLEPLAY & ASK OPTION IS ONLY MEANT FOR "POKÉMON" / POKÉMON RELATED CHARACTERS & CONTENT! I DON'T DO CROSSOVERS OR INCLUDE CHARACTERS, OCs AND SO ON FROM OTHER GAMES, MOVIES AND WHATSOEVER!

I can imagine that I might perhaps get RP requests from many other people, so "Ongoing roleplays" can and most likely will be delayed in time. I don't want anybody to feel ignored or left out, so please be tolerant and respectful towards others & keep in mind that I want to give every single one of you the same amount of attention.

I only do the roleplay thing on this blog & ONLY via the ask option. I never use the direct messages here on Tumblr, so I'm just letting you know that I'm not available here for private RPs, especially not via DMs.

I'll reply the way I wish to reply and also the way how I imagine Giovanni & Ghetsis to act. I'm well aware that probably everyone of us has their own imagination of these two, so please keep in mind that I'm portraying them in my own way & the way I enjoy roleplaying as them. (Scroll down to find a list of how I imagine Giovanni & Ghetsis to act, including a few headcanons). If you may eventually not like my way of portraying them, then you're of course free to feel that way but PLEASE DO NOT use the roleplay / ask option for hate! Also PLEASE DON'T hate on other users who might enjoy this & interact with this blog! 🙏🏻

I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE IF I'M NOT ABLE TO REPLY IMMEDIATELY TO ALL OF YOUR MESSAGES. APART FROM TUMBLR I STILL DO HAVE A PRIVATE LIFE WITH DAILY TASKS LIKE WORK ETC, SO I'M NOT REGULARLY ACTIVE! I'M JUST LETTING YOU KNOW THAT I'M GOING TO REPLY WHENEVER I HAVE THE TIME TO DO SO OR WHEN I FEEL LIKE DOING SO! THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING & PLEASE BARE WITH ME ❤️

⚠️ We all know the rules & guidelines here on Tumblr. So please follow them. I DO NOT interact with people who use topics like: Racism, pedophilia, homophobia, transphobia, misogynistic or mysandric stuff, body-shaming, sexual content etc. ⚠️

I apologize if my English grammar is whack sometimes because it's not my first language 🙈

[That's all for the rules. The following are some notes about my version of Gio & Dennis Ghetsis, including their personalities and some headcanons]

Giovanni:

Dude has class. Not only a successful and feared crime lord but also a swaggelicious Italian gentleman. Don't mistake his polite attitude for kindness, tho.

This man has a lot of patience. Like damn.. Not surprised because he hangs out with Ghetsis after all but even someone like Gio has his limits. He's not easy to anger or to annoy because he mostly either plays things down or straight forward ignores stuff that gets on his nerves but breh, Italian ranting intensifies once he snaps.

If you want to trigger him, just remind him of how often he got his butt kicked by random 10 year olds and I'm sure he'll want to see you dead sooner or later :)

Quite sarcastic & has a dry sense of humor. Definitely laughs at your misery when you struggle with the Silph Co. warp tiles in Saffron City.

Enjoys smoking cigars. Perhaps not that kind of a heavy-a$$ chainsmoker like my OC (Some of you might remember her lol) but whenever he's relaxing, he clearly does so with a cigar & a nice glass of scotch.

Biggest workaholic in history. It's 2am and you want him to go to sleep? No. He's still busy with whatever the hell he's doing (probably doing the casual evil stuff because "Mimimi, I'm SO evil, brb gotta think about more crimes to commit")

Can probably shoot someone who's hiding behind a random tree with his eyes closed because ✨ mafia boss ✨

Smug, charming bastard. He's Italian, so I'm not surprised about his intriguing vibes, lol. He can be quite flirty if he wants to be.

[LITTLE NOTE HERE: I don't mind if the asks or RPs might get a little "flirty" but PLEASE NOT DIRTY! Sure, we all may or may not have a dirty mind here and there but NO +18 & NSFW CONTENT in here 🙏🏻 I don't have a problem with some innuendos or whatever but we know Tumblr's rules: NO PORN. PERIOD.]

Ghetsis:

Just talk about a complete disaster.. I believe we all know that this guy has issues. He's clearly the one who's just here because Giovanni convinced him, yet he hates everyone & everything, including his life after the events of BW2.

Cold, f*cker.. Like srsly. If you manage that he acknowledges your presence (and heaven behold if he even ends up being sorta nice to you) then you must have Arceus' blessings, because usually he only has two moods: He either treats people as if they're dead or he makes sure they ARE dead. Especially when you push his buttons.

His ego is bigger than Celesteela or other huge-a$$ Pokémon. You want a selfish, egotistical, self-centered, manipulative, arrogant & overconfident megalomaniac who believes he has no flaws at all? He's your man then.

Grumpy & easily annoyed by literally EVERYTHING. He thankfully has calmed down a lot (more or less) because Gio forced him to have anger management classes but he's still like a ticking time bomb. He may be chill but the next second he can also try to randomly strangle you for breathing in his presence.

"I HAVE NO SON!!!¡¡11"

Also sarcastic as hell & laughs at anyone who died to his (hacked) Hydreigon. Probably also that type of guy who trips people in the hallway just for fun.

Can also be surprisingly charming and intriguing but I swear to everything that's dear to me DON'T fall for it.. He knows what to say to make people believe or trust him. If he says that he cares, there's rather a 99,9% chance that he actually doesn't.

"I'm a heartless, evil wretch!" (He isn't wrong, tho lol) Totally a Tsun at some point as well

Dennis. Just DENNIS.. 🙃

[daysofyellowroses]

Hi bestie! So the first thing I ever saw with Jeremy is Iron Claw and now I'm watching Shameless cause now I can't get enough of that man now 🤭

Anyways the point of this ask is to know if you had any favorite scenes or moments in the show (it doesn't have to be Lip moments)

Hope you're doing great 🫶🏼

hi bestie! 🥹 oh my goodness have you not watched the bear? 👀 because it's stressful as all hell but you will love jaw even more 👌🏻 not sure if you've watched all of shameless so don't want to spoil (apologies if i do!) but my favourite moments are 99% lip moments, because obviously he's my fave 🫶🏻 literally him smoking has me feral so all those moments are a highlight, i love him pretending not to look at estefania when he clearly is, when he and frank get drunk together, when he smashes up cars (fuck me if i don't find that so hot) there's definitely more but it may be too spoiler-y! and i am attempting to do great, i'm currently sick, working all the time and just praying for some time to finish my stories, but other than that all good! hope you're doing good too, thank you for this it really made my day 🥹💗🫶🏻🌼

[mermaidsirennikita]

hello hello, this is one of the most requested asks on Reddit and the like, so I'm sorry if it's already been asked here as well but can you recommend any good grovels??

Unfortunately I'm the most picky reader when it comes to grovels cuz the ones that I got just -mostly- suck :/ like I generally liked Lady Isabella's scandalous marriage (and the entire Mackenzie series, thankyouthankyouthankyou lives were changed <3) but it still suffers from the main grovel problem, the groveling by seducing her back into the sack ://

So the -often-MMC cheated on the FMC/killed her child and/or parent/ caused her miscarriage/ kicked her puppy or whatever and when he eventually decides to get his shit together, his only plan is to seduce the girl back to his bed??? Like?? Sir the passion was never the problem?? Some grand gesture in or out of the bedroom is not the answer here??!!

I'd just love it if just for once the MMC begged for ten minutes of the heart broken fmc's time to just genuinely apologize and gets a chance to show her he's truly sorry and really a shell of a man without her(👌🏻) and than they slowly, tentatively start building their relationship a new...

^^the reason why this example is so specific is because it's from a beloved darklina fic lmao

Anyway that's the ask and I'm sorry it got so long and straight up turned into a rant by the end -_-

❤👋🏻❤

Hmm, so where I may struggle with this is that I actually like a situation wherein the hero is trying to seduce her back or grand-gesture-ing, lol. Not ALWAYS, but when it's done well (Lady Isabella's Scandalous Marriage does it well, imo) it works for me, and here's why:

a) I actually think it's super human to try to get someone you love who's separated from you back with like... sex? If sex was a big part of the good aspects of your relationship, that is, which it usually is for romance novel couples. Now, do you have to do more? For sure. But I think the impulse to start with where you KNOW you're good is so realistic. And I don't even necessarily think it's always a bad thing, YMMV, but it is bad if you stop there. Which leads to...

b) A lot of the time, the key lies in the fact that the sex is the first thing pursued but it's not enough. To reference LISM again, Mac and Isabella get sexual pretty quickly. HOWEVER, that's not what brings them back together for good, and his thinking that he can sweep her off her feet and it'll be fine is flawed. They do have to confront what happened that drove them apart (his immature behavior, etc--the miscarriage and his inability to support her through the grief was really just the final straw) and find a way to move forward.

The Day of The Duchess by Sarah MacLean is another example, to me--it does begin as "I'll just sweep her off her feet/into bed", and going back to bed together does happen first (to an extent) because it is EASIER on both parts. If you're the hurt party, it's way easier to say "okay just give me orgasms" than to have a hard conversation. Orgasms feel good, hard conversations suck. So to me, even if I'm writing it? A lot of the time, having them fuck first makes more sense, because it's like... You are giving the reader something fun AND setting up the later acknowledgment/realization that it's just a band-aid and it's not enough.

c) One thing lends itself to a faster pace, the other lends itself to a slower pace. Now Iiiiii as a reader tend to prefer a faster pace? And I think that fic lends itself more easily to a slower pace, tbh, because books are written with a certain structure and word count in mind a lot of the time (and when they aren't, they often end up being verrrrry flabby, something that fics can be too, but it's more noticeable with a book because it's consumed all at once whereas fic is more broken up/serialized).

Basically: if I'm writing a book and I want the plot to move along, a grand gesture in or out of bed is going to move it along more than a conversation will. And I feel the same way when I read a book. So when I look at my shelf of grovels, a loooot of them fit the "start with sex/grand gesture" thing, even if there's work that has to be done after?

I'd try:

Act Your Age by Eve Dangerfield. This comes to mind because I consider it a softer grovel, and it feels more realistic in some ways and rooted in them spending actual time apart. I think that part of why this works is because their relationship is purely sexual in the beginning, so she needs the distance.

The Master by Kresley Cole. Again, a book that begins with a very sexual relationship, and his gestures are more in supporting her from afar. But I wouldn't say it's a slow rebuild after that.

Give Me More by Sara Cate. This is again one where it's kinda less of a grovel and more of (one of) the heroes realizing he needs to go work on himself to be better for his partners and coming back after taking the time?

Glitterland by Alexis Hall. This is definitely a verbal grovel, not a huge grand gesture or seduction. It's probably the clooooosest I've got lol, there's a lovely speech towards the end, but you don't see a lot of the rebuild on the page because it is again towards the end.

The Bride Goes Rogue by Joanna Shupe. He does a gesture grovel and they fuck a lot, but it's not *enough* which leads to him then having to do the work. But it's still a gesture to be fair lol

I wish I could offer something more strictly along the lines of what you're looking for! I'm just more of a "make him rip his own heart out and leave it on the table and/or eat her out until he grows gills" reader. It's the drama lover in me. You're not wrong to want what you want, to be clear! My instincts just swing to something different.

[maybanksbabe]

https://www.tumblr.com/maybanksbabe/721106526089216000/we-need-more-auntie-sarah-content-like-maybe

Imagine Rafe asking Sarah if she would meet him for lunch at the country club and he apologized for his past behavior and explains to them he’s trying to be better and how much he loves you and little man/babygirl

🥹👌🏻 and she can see it in his appearance too; his face is a little more full, there's a light in his eyes and he's so well put together that she does start to re-trust him

[uncl3badtouch]

📢 Spoilers if you haven't read it 📢

I read 📚 (full disclosure, I listened to this one and it took 44 hours) "It" recently and I'm still reeling. I finished it sometime last week, and there are still scenes that truly haunt me. My mind was also blown with the big finale, but that'll come.

It started off with a bang, the man getting bit 👌🏻 very scurry. But then there were a handful of things that don't get repeated today, and people know about that, so not to beat a dead horse, that's all I'll say. That there were so many slurs I actually learned one I've never heard before. 😅

Anywho, he's apologized and it's the last I will say of it. Soooo, getting back into it, the first chapter really sets you up for what's coming. Now, the next few chapters, I'm not sure if everything I'm gonna say is in exact order but I'm gonna try my best!

Everyone gets their call from Mike to come back to Derry, and suddenly, they remember. Bill had even remembered his brother who he hadn't thought about in years. Derry is a special place where you forget everything as soon as you leave it. ✨️ it is explained better in the book 📖 We catch a glimpse into everyone's lives and how different they all are after they grow up and leave.

Stanley kills himself because he couldn't deal with everything again. It's sad but also the worst because it weakens the gang 😕 everyone meets at the restaurant and they have the famous scene on the food becoming gross stuff and they have to pretend they don't see it. But that happens after they tell a majority of their childhood story, flipping between everyone's memories that are returning to them slowly.

We see some of the traumas the kids endure without It involved. These kids were soo tough. Some of the things they got through... 😔 but here we learn about all the other times that It had popped up too, some of the stories were crazy! And we don't see them in the movies.

The werewolf that the boys encounter is 👌🏻. 🐺 It's so scary and so... almost unexpected. It was probably one of my favorite memories discussed. They laughed and had a decent time then decided to head their separate ways for the evening, and regroup the next day to take It on.

They each run into their own monsters on the way to their shared destination, and each of those monsters is really cool in the way they appeared and who they appeared to. Personal favorite, Beverly and the witch in the candy house 🍬 🍫 🏠 (gotta read it to find out 😉). Soooooo fucking sick. I wish it was in the movies.

They all end up back at the townhouse they're staying at and Beverly and Bill go heels to Jesus in the most awkward way. Like, I was super uncomfortable with how Mr. King described the whole scenario, and it made me roll my eyes so hard people could hear it. He's not a romance writer, that's for sure. I also want to say that the scene after the kids all beat It for the first time, where they all have sex sith Beverly, super unnecessary and super inappropriate in my opinion and we didn't need it to push any part of the story forward. The worst part of the book in my opinion.

When Henry comes back is super eerie. It really made me tense and I really love the crazy of it all, but things didn't go how I had known them from the films and it was really dynamic in that evening leading up to the final fight.

Mike is barely hanging on at this point and the gang decides to get going. I believe it was early morning, I'm not sure the exact time so sorry about that. But the gang goes with Eddys arm broke again and they're down two members. But they make it to the lair of It.

It was difficult and gruesome and Bill's wife is missing, but they make it through all the obstacles. They perform the ritual of Chud and we meet the turtle. I get it and don't at the same time. I'm still thinking about it's significance days later.

Oh, also, I find out that It is female, and pregnant, and it blew my mind. So much so that I had to stop it and call my brother just to talk to him about it because it just blind sided me. Like, I don't know, it just shook me 🤷🏼‍♀️

There was a lot of the story that doesn't get very touched on in the movies. There's steampunk birds, talking moons, gay bars, and a lot of violence and hatred (It was involved in gang murders! Yikes!) And there's so many extra story parts that are sooo good to read about and I would live to see in the movies, but I'm not sure 6 hour movies are everyone (I mean, I could do it, cue lord of the rings) but some of the scenes would be super difficult.

King truly is a a beautiful story teller. He's famous for good reason and deserves all the credit he gets in creating these terrifying and amazing stories. I would never think about half the things he had, he's truly a creator of terror. All in all, I think I'd give It 7/10.

There was so much good 👍🏻 honestly and truly and I wish that more of the book was recognized, but there was a lot I thought could have been taken out. Not including the aforementioned things, there's a ton that I personally don't think moves the story forward in any good way.

Would I re read this? Probably not in its entirety, but I will go back and read read certain scenes

Would I recommend it? Yes, I really do. Take the time to read it or listen to it once in your life. It really is worth it.

What did you think?

[seitmai]

You glance up at the older man. “If you could refrain from answering for the patient, please, Captain,” you say, slightly annoyed. “Right,” he nods. “I apologize.” The seated man raises his eyebrows. “Well, that’s a first.” “This is the kind of shit I have to put up with on a daily basis, Doctor,” Captain Mitchell mutters. “Well, that’s good news,” you say, smiling up at the man. When he furrows his eyebrows, you clarify, “No noticeable change in personality.”

Hahahah I can't 😂 their quipping cracked me up so much 😂

Both he and the captain start recounting two vastly different versions of the same event while you check Bradley’s vital signs. Once they’ve finished speaking and you’ve located the swelling on Bradley’s head, you glance between the two of them skeptically.

Would love to hear both of their version in comparison and then what actually really happened 😅

“His sense of humor is intact,” you say.Bradley grins at you. “You think I’m funny?” The captain closes his eyes. You fight to keep a straight face. “As long as you think you’re funny, Lieutenant.”

I truly could never hold a straight face in that situation, I would not just laugh I would cackle 😂

“I uh,” he starts, hesitating when you meet his gaze. “I’m sorry,” he says, grimacing. “For being an idiot.” You raise your eyebrows but give him a warm smile. “We can blame the head injury.” Bradley nods slowly. “Let’s,” he says. “Although, I’m afraid it’s permanent.” You chuckle. “Well, at least you’re self-aware.”

Their banter is already chef's kiss👌🏻

Doctor Doctor, Gimme The News

Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw x Doctor!Reader

Summary: You receive a particularly difficult patient by the name of Bradshaw and you try your best to resist his charms.

CW: tall Bradley, Mavdad, it's goofy af you've been warned

WC: 1800+

A/N: I don't know, you guys, I just couldn't get this scene out of my head hahah

Your back is turned when the two men enter the office, so you don’t notice right away that one of them is practically shoving the other inside. You hear the grumbling though.

“I’m fine,” and “Let go,” and “This is a waste of time.”

You glance over your shoulder as one of the nurses places a clipboard outside an exam room and gestures for the men to wait inside. It’s a slow day at the clinic so, after finishing up the notes from your previous appointment, you head over to check the chart before walking in to greet your next patient.

The two men look up when you enter. The younger one is sitting in a chair and the older one has a firm hand on his shoulder as if he’s forcefully trying to keep him there.

“Good afternoon, I’m Doctor Y/L/N,” you say, placing the clipboard on the table as the two men say hello. “What seems to be the problem?”

“He hit his head,” the man who’s standing says.

“I’m fine,” the other assures you.

“Hard,” the first man points out.

The seated man rolls his eyes. “He’s overreacting.”

You narrow your eyes slightly and approach them. “What’s your name?” you ask the man with the apparent head injury, crouching down so that you can look at his face up close.

“Don’t you have my chart?” he asks. He's wearing a cheeky grin and you can tell that he's flirting.

“It’s Bradshaw,” the standing man says. “His name. And I’m Captain Mitchell.”

You glance up at the older man. “If you could refrain from answering for the patient, please, Captain,” you say, slightly annoyed.

“Right,” he nods. “I apologize.”

The seated man raises his eyebrows. “Well, that’s a first.”

You move to grab a chair and position yourself in front of him. “Full name and rank?”

“Lieutenant Bradley Bradshaw. What’s yours?” the man asks with a bit of a smirk.

You tap on the name tag hanging off your lab coat coolly. You’re not unaccustomed to receiving this kind of attention, however it doesn’t happen too often at work. “What’s the date today, Lieutenant Bradshaw?” you ask casually, reaching for your clipboard.

“You don’t have a calendar, Doctor?” Bradley asks.

You glance up at him pointedly. “Are you always this cooperative?”

“This is the kind of shit I have to put up with on a daily basis, Doctor,” Captain Mitchell mutters.

“Well, that’s good news,” you say, smiling up at the man. When he furrows his eyebrows, you clarify, “No noticeable change in personality.”

Captain Mitchell grins wryly. “What a relief.”

Bradley snorts and starts to get up. “We’re done, then?” he asks.

“Not quite,” you say, indicating for him to sit back down.

Bradley sighs wearily but resumes his seated position across from you. He places his hands in his lap and lifts his eyes to meet your gaze with a skeptical expression.

“Are you experiencing any dizziness?” you ask.

“No,” he responds, keeping his eyes locked on yours.

You glance down at the clipboard in your hand, slightly unnerved that he’s so boldly watching you. “Headache or nausea?” you ask without looking back up.

“Nope,” he responds.

“Can you count backwards from 100 by seven?”

“Are you serious?” he asks.

You glance up at him sharply. “Would you like to conduct the examination, Lieutenant?”

He sighs and starts counting.

You stop him after several correct numbers and ask, “What is your profession?”

There’s a brief pause during which Bradley lets his head dip to the side to study the contours of your face. You glance up at him expectantly and he looks into your eyes again. “I’m an aviator,” he says nonchalantly, although you notice his chest puff up with pride. As if you don’t regularly meet pilots working at the health clinic on base.

You look down at your clipboard as though you’re reading the questions off the page but, really, you’re just avoiding his gaze because his eyes have a we’re-gonna-fuck look about them and you’re almost starting to fall for it. “Any previous head injuries?”

“Not that I’m aware of,” he responds, and you notice the sexy rasp in his voice despite trying very hard to ignore it.

“He crashed his bike into a tree when he was five,” Captain Mitchell chimes in.

Both you and Bradley look up at him with some amusement, having nearly forgotten he was there. You blink at the captain pointedly before returning your attention to the chart in your lap. “I hope he’s better at maneuvering these days,” you comment.

Bradley starts laughing which makes you look up at him in surprise. Captain Mitchell is also chuckling mildly. “He has his moments,” he says.

 You give them a tight smile and rise from your seat, setting your clipboard down. Bradley stands too, towering over you because he’s still so close. You take a step back, nearly stumbling over your chair, and both Bradley and the captain grab your arms to keep you from falling.

“You alright?” Bradley asks.

You nod, straightening out your lab coat and pointing to his chair. “Sit, please,” you say, not meeting his gaze.

“You got it, Doc,” he says, sitting back down. Captain Mitchell smirks in amusement.

“Tell me what happened,” you say, approaching your patient confidently to perform a physical exam.

Both he and the captain start recounting two vastly different versions of the same event while you check Bradley’s vital signs. Once they’ve finished speaking and you’ve located the swelling on Bradley’s head, you glance between the two of them skeptically. Then you pull a penlight out of your lab coat and say, “Follow the light.”

You watch Bradley’s pupils constrict in response to the light but, when you move the penlight to one side, his eyes remain fixed on yours.

“The light, Lieutenant,” you remind him.

Bradley shifts his gaze to the right as instructed, but every time the movement of your penlight crosses the midpoint, he lets his eyes linger on yours for a split second. You flick off the light and observe as Bradley’s pupils return to normal size. His mouth quirks upward slightly but he never breaks eye contact.

“Good,” you say, dropping the penlight back into your pocket. “Now you can stand.”

Bradley gets out of his seat while Captain Mitchell watches on cautiously, as though he expects him to fall over. When the captain steps closer, Bradley holds out his hand.

“I’m fine, dad.” Bradley’s sarcastic tone indicates that the captain is, in fact, not his father, but his companion’s affectionate expression in response probably puts him in the category of loveable uncle who has frequently – albeit unsolicitedly – stepped into the role. Bradley straightens his back and looks over at you calmly, awaiting your instructions.

“Stand on one foot for me,” you say.

Bradley smirks. “Anything for you, Doc,” he says, bending his left leg upwards.

Captain Mitchell lets out a tired sigh, shaking his head, while you attempt to not roll your eyes. “You can put your foot down, Lieutenant,” you say crossly.

“You want me to put my foot down, Doc?” he responds suggestively.

“Rooster!” the captain warns.

“I’m kidding!” Bradley chuckles. “She knows.” He extends an arm out to point at you. “You know, right?” he verifies, glancing over at you.

“I apologise.” Captain Mitchell shakes his head again.

“That’s the second time,” Bradley notes.

You raise your eyebrows at the two of them. “Well,” you say. “That’s another good sign.”

“What?” they both ask.

“His sense of humor is intact,” you say.

Bradley grins at you. “You think I’m funny?”

The captain closes his eyes.

You fight to keep a straight face. “As long as you think you’re funny, Lieutenant.”

“Do you recommend treatment, Doctor?” Captain Mitchell asks.

You look at him with a small grin. “For the humor?”

Bradley snorts but the captain considers your question. “Might come in handy,” he says.

Bradley lets out a sarcastic, “Ha-ha.”

“No,” you say. “He’s fine.”

“Told you,” Bradley mutters to the captain.

“But,” you say, “if you start experiencing any of these symptoms” – you hand him a brochure on concussions – “come back in and we can do a more comprehensive assessment.”

Bradley takes the brochure from your hand. “I’ll do that,” he says with a nod.

…

As you’re heading back to your office, you notice Bradley eyeing you from the front desk. He mutters something to Captain Mitchell, in response to which the latter glances in your direction before looking back at Bradley pointedly. Then, he gives him a couple of claps on the shoulder and heads out the door.

Having arrived at the door to your office, you don’t linger to find out what Bradley is up to. But, just as you’re about to sit down at your desk, Bradley’s head peeks in through the partially open door. He drums on the doorframe with his knuckle despite already having gotten your attention.

“Was there something else, Lieutenant?” you ask, walking back around your desk toward him.

Bradley grins sheepishly. “May I come in?” he asks.

Truthfully, you’re surprised he’s not already inside. You gesture for him to enter.

“I uh,” he starts, hesitating when you meet his gaze. “I’m sorry,” he says, grimacing. “For being an idiot.”

You raise your eyebrows but give him a warm smile. “We can blame the head injury.”

Bradley nods slowly. “Let’s,” he says. “Although, I’m afraid it’s permanent.”

You chuckle. “Well, at least you’re self-aware.”

He cringes slightly but it quickly turns into a grin. He takes a deep breath, holding your gaze. “I like you,” he says bluntly.

You’re slightly taken aback by his directness, so you simply stare at him for a moment.

 “I hope that’s okay,” he adds when you don’t say anything.

“Uh, sure,” you respond awkwardly, panicking slightly because he’s so tall and broad-shouldered and charming.

“I sort of want to take you out,” he says, taking a step forward.

You sort of wonder how often he pulls this kind of thing. You’re nothing if not a veteran skeptic. “I don’t think that’s a very good idea.”

Bradley watches you with a knowing smirk. “But do you want to?” he asks.

You let out a nervous laugh, shaking your head. “Doesn’t matter.”

Bradley sticks his hands into his pockets, his eyes sweeping you up and down. “It matters to me,” he says.

“I’m sorry, Lieutenant. I can’t go out with a patient” –

“I’m not your patient anymore,” he says, the low rasp of his voice even more persuasive than his words.

“You’re a patient of this clinic,” you say.

“I can find another clinic,” he responds.

You lower your gaze, pursing your lips to keep from smiling too widely. “I work long hours, Lieutenant. I don’t exactly have much time to socialize.”

When you glance back up at him, Bradley flashes you a dazzling grin that demonstrates how fantastically unconvinced he is that your busy schedule is truly a reason for concern. “I haven't heard a no, Doctor,” he points out.

“You haven't heard a yes.”

Bradley chuckles. “That’s fine,” he says, taking several steps back toward the door. “I’m not in a hurry.” And with these words, he walks out of your office.

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[wonderlessblog]

Y’all really learned the word “narcissist” and ran with it like a motherfucker lmao. Yet failed to comprehend, or even think about, the fact that I had been through a multiplicity of trauma that caused me to go into fight or flight mode for YEARS. It literally changed my brain chemistry and y’all want to call me a “narcissist” for having complex trauma just because you don’t understand, or don’t WANT to understand, how complex trauma changes a person. I literally developed BPD1 from my last abusive relationship, and before that I was diagnosed with severe anxiety and depression AS A 13 YEAR OLD. While y’all were making friends, taking selfies, going to school, getting good grades, going home to loving family and healthy homes, I was in and out of mental hospitals and living with relatives because my parents were too busy being meth addicts to care about me or my siblings. I was the oldest, so I remember the most, and I had the bulk of the problems put on me from the get go. I had to understand what my parents divorcing meant, while living with my aunt and cousins because CPS took us from my addict mother, because my father was in prison AGAIN. Y’all bitches think you know so fucking much about me when you don’t. You think this shit is a game, or funny or something, when it’s not. Y’all got to grow up HAPPY and HEALTHY, I did not! And YES, I get to use it as an excuse for why I am the way that I am now, because it literally MADE me this way! I am only just now getting the chance to recover from over a DECADE of abuse and neglect. I am finally an adult who is on both of her feet because EYYEEE got me here, and not a damn fucking soul was there for me who should have been. Yes, I had some supportive and loving family members who tried their hardest to make things good for us, but it wasn’t their job to. And they knew that. It was always temporary and we eventually learned that. Hell, I lived in fucking Arizona for almost a year after my last SUICIDE ATTEMPT because my mother was so bad on meth, she couldn’t be bothered to be found. And that’s another thing y’all will never understand: trying to take your own life at such a young age because you’re already tired of how it’s gone will fuck you up for the rest of it, and leave you fucking scarred. And then having kids as a teenager?! With the person who ends up being your biggest abuser??! Fucks sake man, y’all have got to stop acting like I am this way by CHOICE because I am not! I wish so fucking badly that I could have had a better upbringing and had better paths set out for me, but I didn’t. And it is not my fault. I was a child when it all started, and a teenager with a child’s mindset as it continued. I never got the chance to grow up normally because nobody who should have been taking care of me was there. I was alone, raising my siblings or trying not to kill myself, or jumping into childbirth and almost dying, being pregnant three years in a row, having the shit beat out of me for those years, finally escaping at 18 and being in one of the worst situations I have ever had the displeasure of being in, and I was FUCKED UP AND BROKEN. And y’all want to call me a fucking NARCISSIST?! Baby dolls, you have no idea what a true narcissist is. And you’re lucky you never have. You’re just mad at me because I happened to be mean to you and cal you out on your bullshit ONE time in our entire friendship. ONE FUCKING TIME. While I’m a manic and drunk state, I said some mean things and I admitted to them and apologized and then left y’all alone. If you really wanted to mend the friendship, you would have reached out to me somehow and talked to me about it instead of blaming me for then entire thing and not even try to understand what I was going through, because all of this is just the fucking TIP 👌🏻 of my iceberg. But you didn’t. Because y’all were glad to have an excuse to get rid of me. If you don’t understand me, fine. Just never call me a fucking narcissist again.

[eviesaurusrex]

Harry Styles x University!Reader

Faceclaim: Phoebe Tonkin

author’s note: Harry Styles having a “normal” girlfriend is living in my head rent-free. So, here it is. matt_james is the reader’s best friend! I’m apologizing for the lengthy thing, but I figured out to cheat around the 10 picture limit on the app, so deal with it :* This is not the first part of my small series revolving around the meet cute blurb I had written some time ago. This one here is much older *doesn't dare to look at the date written on the draft* Btw: I put a two-week break into his tour (between the European and the NA leg). Deal with that as well :* This is only barely proofread, I'm sorry!

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»ynoncloudnine changed handle to yninhell«

matt_james At least the weather is nice enough to study outside 🤷🏾‍♂️

[tagged yninhell]

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juneli my shift is almost over! Do you need a refreshment for your hard work? <3

↳ yninhell Uhm… yes please?! 😦

↳ matt_james You’d be my new favorite person of the year.

↳ yninhell HEY! ☹️

↳ juneli Your favorites are on the way! And don’t try to fool me, matty. We all know that YN will always be your favorite person ❤️

oscaratty How much longer will you stay? My last lecture got canceled, and I could use some study time with my friends.

↳ yninhell Did you check the calendar? If yes, you’ll know how long we’re gonna stay 💀

↳ oscaratty It’s this bad?

↳ yninhell Yeeeep. Please remind me again why I decided to study law?!

↳ matt_james Because you’re one of the smartest people on this planet?

↳ yninhell stop over exaggerating, thank you very fucking much.

↳ juneli Love, he is right. Look at all the scholarships you have. It’s okay to brag, especially when it’s earned 😚

↳ yninhell 🙄🙄🙄

↳ yninhell Still, it feels wrong.

↳ matt_james 😯😐

yninhell Can someone bring me my boyfriend back? I think he got wrongly delivered ☹️

I can’t even tag him because he never told me his gram name. Well, not the one for me, at least.

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gemmastyles Excuse me, he forgot what?! HAROLD!! hazmissesyn

↳ yninhell thank you, you are a total gem, G 🥹 You are forgiven, Harold. That name saved you

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↳ hazmissesyn I thought I’d never see the next day 🫣 I am so sorry, sunflower. I’m never thinking about IG, but I know how much you use it, so I should’ve thought about it. Will you forgive me entirely? ❤️

↳ yninhell Already forgiven, love ♥️

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↳ gemmastyles The world is back in order 🥰

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hazmissesyn Oh, my darling love 😢 Should I make a detour before heading to Bologna?

↳ yninhell No. NO! ‘s alright, really. I’m just not used to not having you around, that’s all. Btw I am really sorry for not being able to come with you 😔

↳ hazmissesyn Darling, please. We had this conversation a long time ago. You’re doing what you love, and I am so proud of your academic achievements, my angel ❤️

↳ yninhell Okay 🥺😔 I love you, you know that, right?

↳ hazmissesyn Of course I do, sunflower ❤️ I love you too ❤️

↳ juneli Hi, don’t mind me, I just wanted to let you know that you two are the sweetest, bye!

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matt_james You need some company, rainbow?

↳ yninhell 👉🏻👈🏻 Yes 👉🏻👈🏻

↳ matt_james On my way with some sugar reinforcements 👌🏻

yninhell I got flowers. He sent me flowers. I never got flowers before. I’m crying over a bunch of flowers and a simple little note.

I’m mentally at a very stable and steady place, yes.

I’m gonna leave now because I have a date with the screen of my mac to see my man sing while studying until my brain dies.

Bye.

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annetwist Sweetheart, do you want to come over? We could enjoy the weather in the garden, eat enough cake for a school class, destress from all these exams you handle like a champion, and just enjoy each other’s company? The cats miss you too.

↳ gemmastyles I could make a detour on my way home! I wanted to go anyway ❤️

↳ yninhell Really? You’d do that? 🫣

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↳ gemmastyles Of course, silly. You’re practically my sister at this point. I would do anything for you, sunny ❤️

↳ yninhell Okay, but only if it’s really not a hassle for you, G 🫣

↳ gemmastyles On my way!

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↳ annetwist Drive safe, Gem! See you soon, my gorgeous girls! ❤️

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hazmissesyn Damn, I knew I’d make it worse.

↳ jefezoff Told you those flowers weren’t the greatest idea.

↳ pillowpersonpp Urgh, men. Always have to explain everything to you. See, those flowers didn’t do anything. They’re only flowers. But it probably reminded her that she still has a week to push through. Give this woman some credit.

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↳ jefezoff Oh.

↳ hazmissesyn Thanks, S ☹️

oscaratty And still you manage to look stunning. Mind telling me your secret?

↳ yninhell Years of practice, Attenbourgh. And years of fake it till you make it attitude.

↳ oscaratty Welp, that explains some things.

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»hazmissesyn changed handle to hazlovesyn«

hazlovesyn Look at my gorgeous sunflower.

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mitchrowland Enjoy the break, man!

jefezoff We’ll see you in two weeks ❤️

juneli Hi thanks for allowing me to follow you and thanks for making her so happy byyyye

↳ hazlovesyn Thank you for watching after her while I was on tour ❤️

↳ juneli You don’t have to thank me (or us). That’s what best friends do 😊

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yninhell So many pictures with my face on them help.

↳ hazlovesyn I have even more 👀

↳ yninhell You are crazy, love 🫣

↳ hazlovesyn For you? Yes.

↳ yninhell You cheesy bastard 🥰

↳ hazlovesyn Your cheesy bastard 😚

↳ matt_james Awwww. Look at you two 🥰

pillowpersonpp We are really trying to give you some time alone, but I wanna see my friend again, soooo… we’re coming over in a couple of days. Just to give you a heads up x

↳ yninhell S!!!! I’m gonna bake you your favorites. Still up for chocolate fudge mitchrowland?

↳ mitchrowland Definitely! but you don’t have to bake. We can bring something from that patisserie around the corner. You have enough on your plate already.

↳ yninhell Oh, please. Why spend money if we all know that you love my stuff the most 🫣

↳ hazlovesyn I’m teaming up with my gorgeous girl. Plus, baking is her downtime

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↳ pillowpersonpp I’m not saying no to the promised goods 👀

»yninhell via stories«

matt_james Enjoy it to the fullest!

oscaratty A baby suits you.

↳ yninhell Yeah, but not my current life“style”

juneli You look stunning, he looks stunning, everyone looks stunning and is his sister single and interested in woman? Asking for a friend

↳ gemmastyles That is very sweet of you, but I’m in very good hands 😙

↳ juneli Well, at least no one can say I didn’t try ☺️

harrystylesfanpage Harry spotted today in Oxford, England!

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hsfan1 What is he dooooooooing there?

hsfan2 The most important question is: for who is that food in his hand? I saw some more pictures of him in that café, clearly choosing stuff he'd never eat O.O

↳ hsfan3 🤔😦

↳ hsfan4 I don't want to jinx anything, but he was seen there so often by now. Maybe he had a secret girlfriend 🥹🤭

↳ hsfan2 Would explain the weird food buys

hsfanpage Could we please talk about how at ease he looks??? Not a single care in the world 🥺

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»yninhell changed handle to ynoncloudnine«

hazlovesyn I love you with every fiber of my being, sunflower.

[tagged ynoncloudnine]

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juneli I missed that smile on her face.

↳ matt_james Same

ynoncloudnine I love you more, baby 🥺

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↳ hazlovesyn ☺️😘

oscaratty You two need to bring some sunshine back from Italy!

↳ ynoncloudnine I mean, I could try and ask miss sun very nicely?

↳ oscaratty Much appreciated 😎

↳ hazlovesyn She'd be at your feet, darling, because you're the prettiest sunflower

↳ ynoncloudnine 🥺🥺🥺

↳ oscaratty I really am happy for you both, but please THINK ABOUT ALL THESE SINGLES HERE 😭

annetwist Enjoy the downtime, my two loves 💕

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↳ hazlovesyn Yes, mom ❤️

pagesix Singer Harry Styles was spotted at various places along the Italian coast with a mysterious woman. According to their familiarity with one another, it is not far-fetched to say that the most eligible bachelor of the music industry is... off the market?!

Click the link in our bio to see more pictures of the supposedly happy couple!

Liked by hsfan1, hsfan3, mymanharry, and 2,587 others | 5,767 comments

hsfan1 Not page six again. Damn.

hsfan4 This is such an intrusive behavior towards them both. I'm so sick of all these tabloids.

↳ hsfan2 No wonder he keeps his life as private as possible x.x

mymanharry KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY MAN BITCH

harry_fangirl But... I love him and want to be with him 🥺😭

↳ hsfan3 Not to be the bad news bearer, but he doesn't know that you even exist, sweetie. So, shut up 😙

harrystylesfan I hate these pictures SO much, but I'm happy to see him this happy.

↳ hsfan7 Same. The struggle is real tho because we all know how much his privacy means to him.

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hsfan8 Okay, but they look hella cute together.

harrystylesupdate More leaked pictures of Harry with the mysterious woman!

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harrystylespage Oh, c'mon! First page six, now you too??? This is disgusting

hsfan1 Take these pictures down, NOW.

hsfan3 This is clearly a massive violation of his privacy. You're better than this.

hsfan4 I feel so sorry for her. I'm glad the media didn't already find out her name, and she's still safe from those bloody scavengers.

↳ harrystylesfan totally agree. But I fear it might not be long until they find out 🥺😭

↳ hsfan4 We will protect her on social media because she probably makes him super happy and doesn't deserve an ounce of hate.

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dailymail The search has found its end! The mysterious woman who was seen with singer-songwriter and Grammy Award winner Harry Styles on various occasions in the past week now has a name to the pretty face: YN LN, a praised law student at the prestigious Oxford University. Sources close to her say that she and Harry grew up together but lost contact after the start of One Direction. Years later, they met coincidentally in London and revived their friendship—which obviously developed to more!

Check out the link in our bio for the full article about YN LN!

Liked by harrystylesfanpage, pagesix, harrymylove, and 12,446 others | 12,671 comments

harrystylesfan Ooooh, you poor bastards.

hsfan1 He will sue your sorry ass.

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ynandharry She turned her Instagram private the second this shitpost was released.

harrymylove that YN bitch has to keep her hands off my boyfriend.

hsfan2 I feel so sorry for these two

↳ hsfan3 Me too. They don't deserve this.

i_love_YN poor babies 🥺❤️

harryismyman How this could've been me, wow.

↳ hsfan4 No, you bloody idiot.

hsfan5 All these people now screaming "this could've been/is supposed to be me": You need a reality check, fucking hell.

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"No!"

The usually soft voice was filled with rage and hell-deep anger as it broke out of her almost shaking body. Her hands were formed into fists, and her heart ached at the thought of what Oscar had done.

How he had broken her trust.

How he had broken Harry's trust.

It made YN feel sick to her very core, almost unable to look into his crushed face, the same tears brimming his eyes she felt. They soon would break the barrier and escape her eyes, the woman was sure of it.

But not now. Not in front of him.

"You will shut your fucking mouth and listen to me, Attenbourgh," YN practically seethed, heart hammering in her chest, the sounds drowning everything around her. "You talked to these idiots! You spilled every single thing they wrote about me! You told them everything about our relationship! You are the reason why they won't leave me alone and why they keep on printing bullshit after bullshit!" The brunette took a shaky breath while one hand rubbed over her cheeks to eliminate every single trace of potential tear shedding. "I thought you were my friend, Oscar. I really, really thought you were my friend who I could trust with everything. But you broke every tiny piece of trust I have ever held for you."

YN felt so worn out. Exhausted. Ever since the first article had made its presence known on the internet, her phone didn't stop ringing. Everyone wanted to be her friend now. Everyone wanted to have a piece of the fame she never asked for. And then, June had called her and told her what Oscar had done. Now, the only thing she wanted to do was to bury herself in Harry's arms and disappear from this planet entirely.

Maybe they could move to the moon.

"YN, please, you have to listen to me!" A sad laugh escaped her at that, and she put the cup of soothing lavender tea a bit too hard down onto the kitchen counter between them. "Why? Hm? So you can lie right into my face? Is that giving you some sort of sick high? I could fucking sue your sorry little rich kid ass, but I just want you gone." She really didn't want him longer in her life than she could humanly endure.

But Oscar didn't grant her this wish, of course not. Instead, he rounded the small kitchen island YN had used as a distancing method, and suddenly, she felt herself cornered as he stepped closer and closer. "You have to understand me, YNN. My parents, they... they cut me off after I told them I would never break up with Jonathan, and... Fuck, I know I made a mess, but fucking hell, they said they wouldn't publish everything and only the parts about Harry and you, and they paid good, and I needed that money to-..."

YN wasn't sure when she had decided to raise her hand and slap his face. The only thing she knew was that she silenced him immediately, and the palm of her hand started to burn like hell. But she didn't even flinch at the pain.

"Fuck. Off."

Oscar couldn't move an inch before a set of feet stepped into the room, and another voice spoke up. "You heard her, mate. Fuck off," Harry almost growled and waited until the defeated man indeed left the apartment before he hurried himself over to YN and gently grabbed for the hand she still had slightly raised. "Oh, love," he whispered at the sight of the skin turning an angry shade of red. Softly, he coaxed her over to the sink and turned the cold water on, slowly pulling her hand under the stream. "I didn't know I would slap him." Her voice seemed far off, as if she was trapped in her own head, and Harry pulled her into his chest, bent his head, and pressed several kisses all over her forehead. "I'm just as surprised as you, love. But he deserved it, so don't beat yourself up too much about it. My wonderful, badass girl."

At least I made her smile, the singer thought as soon as he caught the twitch of her lips and couldn't help himself. He kissed them softly before turning his attention back to YN's hand. "Feelin' better?" At her nod, he hummed lowly and turned off the water, and dried her hand off but didn't release her out of his arm. But YN wouldn't think about leaving the safest place in the world.

"I'm sorry," she suddenly whispered, and Harry made her look up at him, nudging her face upwards with a finger under her chin. "For what on earth are you apologizing, love?" YN shrugged and swallowed dryly. "For exposing your privacy to the world. For making this mess. If I weren't me, if I were some sort of famous individual, it wouldn't be that big of a deal. But... but I'm just me. A poor law student, a nobody. And they won't stop any time soon to drag every piece of information about us, about you, out in the open because it's quick money for them." Ever since she had seen those pictures—and had read every single article circulating the web—YN had felt awful, even though it wasn't even her fault. But her brain couldn't leave her alone.

"Hey Hey Hey." Harry pulled her back into reality, out of her thoughts, by cupping her face with both hands and leaning their foreheads against each other. YN took a deep breath, inhaled his soothing scent, and listened to his calming voice. "It is not your fault. Never was, never will be. You're not a nobody, you're bloody everything to me. And even if you were a famous individual, to use your words, they would be just as much at your throat as they're now. I'm used to this. I'm used to seeing how every single of my steps and my entire life gets analyzed by people who never knew me and never will know me. But you are not. And I will do everything to keep you as safe as I possibly can, my love. I promise."

And YN knew that he meant every single word as she looked into his mesmerizing eyes and nodded, barely palpable. "Okay," she whispered against his lips and accepted the tender kiss of his soft mouth. "Could we... could we go and see your family? Just... getting out of here, turning off our phones, and ignoring the world until you have to leave for your North America tour leg?" Harry smiled gently at her request and kissed her another time, just because he could. "Of course, love. Anything you want."

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variety We had the honor to speak with singer-songwriter and Grammy Award winner Harry Styles during his short break from his Love On Tour world tour.

"It's fascinating—well, fascinating is the wrong word, but I can't come up with another one. But in a weird way, it's fascinating how people who will never know you personally assume the strangest of things only to enrich themselves through other people's lives. It is one thing to do this with people like me—people in the spotlight because we choose this life freely. But it's a whole other thing to do this to people who never wanted this. And no, the fact of dating a human being standing in the spotlight doesn't change a thing about this. We really need to start treating other people's privacy as something sacred again because that's what it is: a space no outsider is supposed to be let in, not even by brutal force."

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juneli 💯

hsfan1 "This will be the only thing I'll say about my relationship until she tells me a further reaching Okay: YN is the most incredible woman on this planet, and I was never happier in my life. So, yes, I have found my match." Gosh, Harry 🥺❤️

↳ hsfan2 He is basically perfect!

↳ harrystylesfan I'm so in love with how he treats her and how he checks in with her if it's okay to talk publicly about them. That's how you do it. That's healthy communication.

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ynandharry I love seeing him this content and happy :)

i_love_YN i think they will be okay. More than okay 💕

hsfan3 He called the tabloid's bullshit out, and I'm sure he already sues the shit out of them.

↳ hsfan4 He actually said something about that. Well, he hinted at it almost at the end: "You do know that my woman is studying law and probably knows every single way of how to sue someone by heart?"

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↳ hsfan3 I LOVE THEM YOUR HONOR 😂❤️

hsfan5 I love Happy!Harry. I love their relationship. It's so good for him 💕

matt_james A trip to the bookshop around the corner is better than therapy.

Her words, not mine 👀

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ynoncloudnine I mean, it's true.

↳ juneli I 100% agree

↳ ynoncloudnine Plus, books are way cheaper than therapy. And not so mentally exhausting 😎

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hazlovesyn And there I thought she would only look at me that way 😦

↳ matt_james Sorry, mate. Guess you got outsourced 🤔

↳ ynoncloudnine Oh, please. You knew I love books... just as much as I love you 😙

↳ hazlovesyn That thinking took a bit too long for my liking 🥲

↳ matt_james Don't worry, Harry. She definitely loves you more. She can't shut up about you 👀

↳ ynoncloudnine Yuuuup 🤭

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ynoncloudnine You will always be the keeper of my heart.

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hazlovesyn ❤️❤️❤️

gemmastyles Too. Freaking. Cute. For. My. Heart

juneli 😭❤️

matt_james I called "soulmates" a long time ago 🥰

annetwist My amazingly strong girl. I could not be more proud of you 💕

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gemmastyles She will eat you alive.

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This got way longer than initially planned, but I started this last summer, and now I couldn't stop (no, I didn't get lazy towards the end, nope, nope, nope lol). I think it's bad, but I still hope y'all liked it <33

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