#no I am not

[cateyesinlove]

they are NOTHING without that goddam FUCKING bonus chapter they are like the plague making everyone and their mother read that stupid red hearing bonus chapter WHY? Because their insanity does not hit if they don't have that stupid bonus chapter.

Why do I keep calling it stupid? Because I AM THREATEN BY IT? PLEASE bitch I am more threatened by the measles and I AM VACCINATED.

I call it stupid because literally, THAT fandom would not survive without their stupid, ridiculous may I add, "cannon" quotes about the shadows dancing and the stupid my little pony "spark" in Azriel's chest

Elriel has more cannon quotes in ONE OF THE OG books than gwinriel in a book and a stupid bonus chapter. God knows this people pray to him every night praying their ship will become cannon becaus they have spent a fortune commissioning and playing themselves or gaslighting themselves into believing this will happen and will look like baffuns when Elriel is announced.

[arts-of-berdengguhit]

"Come home..."

[bat-gwuck]

logan (2017) and red dead redemption ii have the same vibe and you CANNOT change my mind

[go-to-autistic-crypt1d]

Honestly SG-1 constantly stealing Goa'uld shit all the time is just karmic justice tbh. Those mf been stealing from EVERYONE.

-(@autistic-crypt1d)

[devotioncrater]

if tedtrent becomes canon in s4 i will need to see them waking up in bed together. and then i will need to see them have their morning coffee/tea together. and then i will need to see them kiss. and then i will need to see them get way too into it to the point they use the kitchen table to fu —

[nkogneatho]

ceo!nanami whose very stoic and gentlemen or that's what everyone thinks panicking when he has a very visible boner that is making his pants too tight, almost tearing the expensive fabric when you bend down to pick up the pen, almost flashing your black panties underneath the maroon skirt that might be too shirt for you.

[thechaoticrow]

the darkling is the andrew tate of the grishaverse

[wilderness-king]

Good Luck, Babe is TaiShauna. Think about it

[mistchievous]

[therighthandofvengeance]

Babylon 5: where the most effective diplomacy is inherently at least a little slutty

[paxerle]

‼️ A N G E L S L A S H ‼️

[rumiraclemi]

[xihe1874]

Ice: So, who is the better pilot? 😙 Mav: hmmm I may need more information to decide that... 😌 Ice: Is that soooo? 😏 Cyclone: Well, I think the better pilot is I---- Ice and Mav in chorus: SHUT UP!

[neptune-scythe]

had a dream about buddie enemies to lovers rival ice dancers au and now i cant stop thinking about it

[realdirtfacts]

a really old friend dmed me, "yo I noticed you only been listening to ok computer and leprous for a couple days, you okay?" kinda made my day tbh.