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they are NOTHING without that goddam FUCKING bonus chapter they are like the plague making everyone and their mother read that stupid red hearing bonus chapter WHY? Because their insanity does not hit if they don't have that stupid bonus chapter.
Why do I keep calling it stupid? Because I AM THREATEN BY IT? PLEASE bitch I am more threatened by the measles and I AM VACCINATED.
I call it stupid because literally, THAT fandom would not survive without their stupid, ridiculous may I add, "cannon" quotes about the shadows dancing and the stupid my little pony "spark" in Azriel's chest
Elriel has more cannon quotes in ONE OF THE OG books than gwinriel in a book and a stupid bonus chapter. God knows this people pray to him every night praying their ship will become cannon becaus they have spent a fortune commissioning and playing themselves or gaslighting themselves into believing this will happen and will look like baffuns when Elriel is announced.
#Sounding like a cult lets be honest#elriel#pro elriel#elain and azriel#azriel acotar#azriel acosf#elain archeron#azriel bonus chapter#pro elain#pro elain archeron#literally like wtf you all are STALKERS who want everyone to read an usless bonus chapter that was only published in brazilean copies#like okay? WEIRDOS#yes i am drunk and my wife is asleep so she cant tell me to not post this#BUT AM I LYING?#no i am not#the day i am scared of gwynriel is the day i am scared of dish soap#imagine thinking elriels are scared of gwynriel when they cant even come up with decesent#anything really
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"Come home..."
#cookie run kingdom#cookie run#dark cacao cookie#dark choco cookie#Slept 2am last night sketching choco#if yall think am alright#no I am not#am crying as fuk#i hate them so much /affectionately!!#let them be happy gdi#my insides are crying i need help
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logan (2017) and red dead redemption ii have the same vibe and you CANNOT change my mind
#logan#wolverine#wolverine fanart#logan fanart#xmen movies#xmen fanart#xmen#hugh jackman#rdr2 inspired#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#digital art#digital drawing#artists on tumblr#western#me constantly finding ways to smash my special interests together#am I wrong though?#no#no I am not#they are the only two things that have made me cry like a little bitch so
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Honestly SG-1 constantly stealing Goa'uld shit all the time is just karmic justice tbh. Those mf been stealing from EVERYONE.
-(@autistic-crypt1d)
#stargate#stargate sg1#stargate sg-1#am i wrong#no i am not#sg1#sg-1#sg 1#stargate sg 1#Goa'uld#goauld
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if tedtrent becomes canon in s4 i will need to see them waking up in bed together. and then i will need to see them have their morning coffee/tea together. and then i will need to see them kiss. and then i will need to see them get way too into it to the point they use the kitchen table to fu —
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ceo!nanami whose very stoic and gentlemen or that's what everyone thinks panicking when he has a very visible boner that is making his pants too tight, almost tearing the expensive fabric when you bend down to pick up the pen, almost flashing your black panties underneath the maroon skirt that might be too shirt for you.
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the darkling is the andrew tate of the grishaverse
#am i wrong#no i am not#darkling hate space#darklina hate space#darkling hate club#darkling slander#anti darkling#darkling#general kirigan#alexander morozova#grishaverse#alina starkov#genya safin#zoya nazyalensky#they deserved better#six of crows#kaz brekker#shadow and bone#inej ghafa#jesper fahey#nina zenik#wylan hendriks#matthias helvar
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Good Luck, Babe is TaiShauna. Think about it
#yellowjackets#taishauna#taissa turner#shauna shipman#they love each other#am I wrong!!!?#no I am not#Gay people music#chappell roan
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Babylon 5: where the most effective diplomacy is inherently at least a little slutty
#who are queue? what do queue want?#for once it’s not an incorrect quote#babylon 5#b5#am I wrong? am I?#no i am not#look me in my eyes and tell me I’m wrong#you can’t
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‼️ A N G E L S L A S H ‼️
#Arthur Auguste Angel#Paladin#Blue Exorcist#Ao not Exorcist#青の祓魔師#Aoex#ArthurAugusteAngel#Angel#Angel Slash#I am totally fine#no I am not#send help#i am going feral#aoexseason3#i can’t wait any longer
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Ice: So, who is the better pilot? 😙 Mav: hmmm I may need more information to decide that... 😌 Ice: Is that soooo? 😏 Cyclone: Well, I think the better pilot is I---- Ice and Mav in chorus: SHUT UP!
#I am sorry Cyclone#No I am not#icemav#iceman x maverick#tom iceman kazansky#pete maverick mitchell#beau cyclone simpson#top gun#top gun: maverick#top gun 1986#top gun incorrect quotes#inspired by the lovely Top Gun:1986 discord
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had a dream about buddie enemies to lovers rival ice dancers au and now i cant stop thinking about it
#am i actually going to write it?#no#no i am not#to fluffy#it gave happy ending vibes#I don't fuck with that shit#tragedy and angst or nothing#buddie#911 buddie#9 1 1 buddie#buddie au#911 au#9 1 1 au
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a really old friend dmed me, "yo I noticed you only been listening to ok computer and leprous for a couple days, you okay?" kinda made my day tbh.
#lol no#no I am not#but that did make me laugh#pet died so idk man we're listening to leprous#2 old friends checked in on me outta nowhere today and last night cause of weird shit I was listening to
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