#no 2.

[deluxewhump]

No. 2: TRUST ISSUES

(Two Vampires feed from human bloodbag)

The human bloodbag knelt at the vampires’ feet. Vampire A hummed in approval. They hadn’t fed in nearly three nights. They were looking forward to savoring this. Their bloodbag knew how they liked it by now— short sessions, shallow draws of blood. A respite, and then again. Sometimes Vampire A was truly satisfied by the time they finally stopped, and sometimes they only did so because their bloodbag was weak and growing pale and had started murmuring a hopeful little please.

Knowing what was next, the kneeling bloodbag bared their neck for them.

“Other side,” Vampire A said softly. “You’re not entirely healed. There you go.”

Vampire B touched the bloodbags wrist. They tensed and whimpered, already being fed from by the neck.

“Easy,” soothed Vampire B, running their fingers up and down the bloodbag’s forearm in light amusement. “Where are the trust issues coming from tonight?”

Whether it was trust or the human giving up, they turned their arm wrist-up to offer to Vampire B. Vampire B took it in both hands like an instrument and kissed the skin before the puncture.

[lesbinewren]

we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email

[jackyjackdraws]

I got this idea at 3am.

No, I won't elaborate further

[macdenlover]

it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

[omegasmileyface]

realizing that sticking to the "do it bad" "do it scared" mentality implies theres also a "do it bored"

[ankle-beez]

jesus fuck, this article

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.

[manny-jacinto]

ZOMBIELAND: DOUBLE TAP (2019)

[2003-playground]

Can we stop using "still lives with their parents" or "unemployed" or "doesn't have a drivers license" or "didn't graduate high school" as an insult or evidence that someone is a bad person? Struggling with independence or meeting milestones is not a moral failing.

[okthatsgreat]

just caught myself thinking “nooo i cant post that they’ll think i’m uncool” like brother you are on www.tumblr.com/dashboard

[badass-space-fish]

No shade to the stuff that’s currently trending at this very moment or the people posting the things. But. Today is an anniversary of a variety of major world events and NONE of them are trending.

For those who are unaware:

It’s literally autism day in every way yet it’s not trending

[prokopetz]

I think "they don't even have X" is one of those memes that's actually funnier in its original context than in anything that's been done with it subsequently. Like, in its original context, this is a joke about a man who has lived his entire adult life alone in a swamp cold-reading the atmosphere of a corporate workplace and deciding that appealing to the receptionist's sense of working-class solidarity is going to get him in the door, and it fucking works.

[some-pers0n]

I'm always entertained by people doing those "canon VS fanon" memes where both are misunderstanding characters to such a violent degree 'cause like

[greykolla-art]

Yeah I think you’re in the right place, Al.

[prontaentrega]

the vaticans multicultural anime girls are wearing the racism rosary 💀