#nlgen7

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not even all that long after it was Soma birthday featuring a not very tasty cake and the Big Depression.

Soma: I am thirteen and have a great mistrust of public services.

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the current house is simply overflowing with happiness. but of course because the game is now givething, it has to be takething. Kenyah got the call that Nev has just passed.

thank you for Nevaeh, @lizillasimming. I loved her a lot. and I WILL! 🤓☝🏼 be crying for the rest of the day

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my favourite thing is seeing a Sim animal with a powdered sugar face bc they're old now. JUST FUCKIN KIDDING I'm very sad lol!

Aspen, gently: awwww, my old man baby. love ya Moogs.

Mugi: (prrrrr)

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you listen to me. that poor excuse of a town that was base game vanilla Willow Creek is so bland. She needed some pizzazz, some PANACHE. it took forever but I don’t regret a single thing about it bc now it can look like the proper Nola-inspired town it claimed to be.

although a bad side effect is that its industrial footprint is crazyyyyy lol it’s very smoggy here now. but it’s okay. it’s very aesthetic.

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in fact, Kenyah's got so many fun hobbies nowadays she can't keep track of them all! we got...bonsai, knitting dangerously close to her eye, yapping to nobody, and ...uh...lying down...outside...in the rain?

Kenyah: what you bitches know about lying down outside in the rain. not as much as me. bitch

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Paloma has discovered the experience that is solid food.

Paloma: hmmmm. appie saws…good.

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physics class project! Peebly weebly is here to demonstrate the effects of...uhh...a rainbow koala bear destroying a bridge?

Peebee: the time for gay pride is over. we must now explore other deadly sins. i personally have moved onto GAY WRATH

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okay, Prom actually worked this time, so Peebee took her ass to it! she danced, made friends, drank a little (oops!) and even got to slow dance with a girl, even if it was so goddamn hot she had to change into her normal clothes lol.

Peebee: maybe ...I am gay

Student: I'd sure hope so wtf?

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who the hell let peebert deebert cook?! me. it was me. she needs to learn so she can support her future wife.

Peebee: who said I was even gay?

...me bitch. i saids.

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guys don't look now but i think these two might be gay.

Aspen: so this is so nice and I really like this, but...are we gonna see each other again?

Kenyah: we're...married?

Aspen: ommmggg <3

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well anyway, later that year, Kenyah decided to make good on her promise and take Aspen and Peebee back to the US. they decided on Willow Creek, as that's where Aspen is from. Peebee isn't a fan.

Peebee: so not ONE person here speaks Japanese? nobody 日本語できます??? i hate my life

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Misato: Kenyah...you're reading about rock climbing from a book? don't you think it'd be better to...actually do it?

Kenyah: sister Misato I don't think you understand how truly little my old-ass bones can take anymore of this sport. let me live.

generational goal: all 4 adult Sims master a winter sport or wellness skill: complete!

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my hills? shredded. my escape? snowy. my hotel? trivago.

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why delay the inevitable? why, dear reader, it's so that marriage for money chance card can pop up. what am I supposed to do, ignore it? girl please.

Kenyah: Aspen...will you be my warm relief from this snowy hellscape?

Aspen: that's a really good alternative title for the expansion

Kenyah: what

Aspen: I mean yes I will marry you <3

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in the thick heat of summer, where laundry dries in minutes outside, the family realised what they needed. "an ac?" no! they need a cat.

this is Mugi! I will not immediately proceed to ignore his existence. that is a lie spread by my detractors.

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Peebee asked mama Aspen to show her how to ball, and she didn't so much show her as much as she did just straight up kick her ass at it instead.

Peebee: jeez ma, I get it! you're good at dunking!

Aspen, completely in the zone: FUCK WITH ME NOW BABY