#aspen goddard by beebeesiims

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Kenyah and Aspen took the kiddies out to have dinner, now that Julian is old enough!

Aspen: you kids can get anything you want! grannies are paying. eat your hearts out!

Beryl had to hit them with the BLT and OJ combo of course. and the night was going so well! until...

Pierce: grandma? are you okay?

Aspen: hmmm. I don't think so.

Aspen: *fucking dies*

Kenyah: love?

Kids: *SCREAMING*

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my favourite thing is seeing a Sim animal with a powdered sugar face bc they're old now. JUST FUCKIN KIDDING I'm very sad lol!

Aspen, gently: awwww, my old man baby. love ya Moogs.

Mugi: (prrrrr)

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why delay the inevitable? why, dear reader, it's so that marriage for money chance card can pop up. what am I supposed to do, ignore it? girl please.

Kenyah: Aspen...will you be my warm relief from this snowy hellscape?

Aspen: that's a really good alternative title for the expansion

Kenyah: what

Aspen: I mean yes I will marry you <3

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guys don't look now but i think these two might be gay.

Aspen: so this is so nice and I really like this, but...are we gonna see each other again?

Kenyah: we're...married?

Aspen: ommmggg <3

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my hills? shredded. my escape? snowy. my hotel? trivago.

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in the thick heat of summer, where laundry dries in minutes outside, the family realised what they needed. "an ac?" no! they need a cat.

this is Mugi! I will not immediately proceed to ignore his existence. that is a lie spread by my detractors.

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Peebee asked mama Aspen to show her how to ball, and she didn't so much show her as much as she did just straight up kick her ass at it instead.

Peebee: jeez ma, I get it! you're good at dunking!

Aspen, completely in the zone: FUCK WITH ME NOW BABY

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so...the barbeque caught fire...and the firefighters just sorta...stood there and cried for Salem as he died instead of helping him at all??

firefighter: if only someone could've saved this man :(

Kenyah, foaming at the mouth: I WILL TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB

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spring coincided with the festival of youth so Soma and Paloma went out in their best kimono and made paper kabuki helmets and had ice cream! a great day for them!

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girl I think the Novas are going insane? why is Peebee eating pancakes off the laptop keyboard? why are moms playing soccer in the kitchen?! a pox upon this house

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a lovely, warm Tartosian wedding for our girls. just them this time around. they bonked each other in the forehead when they tried to kiss and Salem thought that was just the best.

welcome the Missuses Nova! they promptly shook their asses on the dance floor once the vows were done because DUHHH

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cousins!! they're so cute! i do hate soma's bowlcut literally so much but it shan't change bc i played this like...a year ago lmfao. lmao

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THIS. THIS was the reason I wanted a double heir generation this time. because of all the super cute family interactions. like AUHGUHAHGH I'm puking. me and my cousins were raised like this too so it's nice to recreate.

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Aspen Goddard: *exists*

me, struggling so hard not to say that she blew up the mother reactor at the nucuntlear facility and now there's slaydiation leaching into the water supply: she's pretty!

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GOOD FRIENDS? GOOD FRIENDS, TS4??? historians will look at a photo of two women literally putting rings on each others' fingers in holy matrimony and say they were just good friends

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game, man, I know Salem and Aspen are in the same career and they see a lot of each other, but this DOES NOT MEAN that this shit has to happen!

idk what it is about this house but hormones are off the charts in this hijueputa house…