#ninjago jokes

[the-writing-trash-panda]

The RGB siblings apparently have a thing for snakes. Don’t believe me, here’s proof.

[yhwcomeback]

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[taddymason]

fun headcanon: jay is completely immune to any bug bite because any insect that touches him dies instantly.

@blinksalot jay being a bug zapper trap

[rainsoakedpavement]

I love this

Rewatching Ninjago, and within the first 8 minutes they stuck a child on top of a pole (which looks huge, in real life he would break his legs if he jumped down probably - but don’t quote me on this I’m not a leg doctor) and then bullied him by eating candy in front of him.

also Cole executed a perfect spin while on a dragon in midair

he really is a dancer

[ghostscrown]

"The nether space is beyond the realms" ok so Kai be like

[dropletsofraine]

this is what happened in season three right

[ninjautizm]

HE GETS IT FROM THEM 😭

[bubbless-s]

૮꒰ ˶Biting as a love language with our favourite hero boys. ˶꒱ა⍣

- ʚɞ genre : fluff

- ʚɞ warnings: OOC

Masterlist

Ben tennyson

• Yelps the first time you do it.

• Over dramatic about it.

• “Why are you eating me.”

• Or cocky theres no between.

• “Am I that handsome that you wanna eat me up??”

•Asks Gwen about it 😭

• After a good while he starts to bite you back as gently as he could.

• It became an inside joke somehow.

• In the summer you can see Bens arms covered in slight teeth marks.

• He doesn’t mind but WILL tease you about it.

• “According to my partner Im tastiest snack out there.”

Lloyd Garmadon

• Bites back in an instant like it’s an instinct.

• “Ah sorry my sunshine-“

• You two have a good laugh about it.

• Imagine the legendary green ninja covered in your teeth marks.

• Kai teases him about it(?)

• Demands kisses everytime after you bite him.

• One bite= one kiss

• Not that it hurts Lloyd it’s like—you give him cuteness aggression.

• You biting Lloyd 🤝 Lloyd blowing raspberries on your stomach.

• Pretty chill with it.

• Doesn’t even mind that sometimes your bites hurt.

Damian Wayne

• “Are you pretending to be Titus?”

• It might seem shocking what Im about to say but he doesn’t really mind— I mean you’re his beloved partner after all!

• The only rule is that you can’t do it in public and only in private.

• Imagine he gets back from a mission or something and you give him the look.

• “Beloved don’t tell me you wanna munch on my skin again.”

• Jokes rarely exit Damians mouth.

• But it looks like he is having great fun with telling you that you and his dog might be related!

• Since you both seem to bite out of affection.

• “Pretending Im your chew toy again?” Damian would say in a ‘mean’ tone. Yes he is joking.

• Don’t get me wrong he would drop kick if someone else does this to him.

• Damian just loves you too much.

[thecatundertheladder]

"Lloyd dyes his hair blond"

"Lloyd is actually Wu's son that's why he has blonde hair"

ACTUALLY

Garmadon dyes his hair brown to match the 'outcast of the family' vibes he has going

[lumagarden]

i think about this a lot

[sexiestwerewolf]

WOKE Lego Ninjago be like:

BI smith

zAGENDER julien

NBY smith

GAY walker

cole brookstone

lloyd GAYmadon

PANSEXUAL borg

[absolutelynotsanebaby]

Villain au // sketches

[kunshokunsho]

HOW MANY LETTER IN KAI SMITH

[ghostcrackerrs]

movieverse llorumi

[applecranberryjuice]

They could have solved this sooner if any of them bothered to look at a calendar

Hear me out

Ninjago doesn't have the best track record with dates (Wu's lifetime...) and I don't expect DR to be any better at it. But rewatching the season I realized the fact that when Lloyd narrates, he mentions being "alone for weeks" and, in the carnival, recalls not being around many people in a while, nailing down how he was secluded to the monastery during those weeks he woke up alone. This is fine, typical Lloyd behavior, just that when Nya encounters Cole, he says years. Lloyd has no reason to lie, he doesn't have to make it seem like he was less time around so if he is not lying, and he truly was weeks alone, while Cole spends years lost after the merge? What happened?

And Nya and Kai! Kai woke up early enough, and in the bounty! to be able to map and travel a big part of the new land and try to find his way back, we don't know his side, but considering he pretty much arrived and then left again, had he entered the monastery before? I do believe he was longer out, awake and traveling. Nya also mentions having traveled before encountering the cranglings-- and she was on foot, she's resilient and strong, but for how long can you travel unknown terrain without a vehicle and survive it.

The idea of time getting messed up is plausible, other than reality coming undone and messing up every physics law-Cole is hanging out with what seems to be a kid formling, whose realm is confirmed to move differently time-wise, how could two different time progressions reacted to each other? How did that affect dates? Growing rates? So interesting.

I want to know if dr is planning on going somewhere with this, if not, then it'll be one more concept I'll rotate in my brain like a skewer, its such an interesting concept to me

Its also free trauma for the ninja! Win-Win

[destinysbounty]

Lloyd is not the Green Ninja. He has never been the Green Ninja, and should never become the Green Ninja. Nothing against Green Ninjas, but the team has been without a Green Ninja for 10+ years. We grew up with Lloyd and why would we let them change him for no reason? The writers should just create a new character to be the Green Ninja, not ruin one of the best Lego characters in history. Sign this petition if you agree Lloyd shouldn't be the Green Ninja. Once we have reached a good amount of people who have signed -