#nikku's headcanons

[funnyifwebothgotitwrong]

Ok so hear me out...

Angels are angels*, not humans. But when they go down/up to earth they are issued human bodies. Fully functional** human bodies. They don't age, they don't get sick, they don't need to eat, drink, or sleep. But they CAN do all these things. They can even get drunk, though with the option to sober up on command.***

They don't feel hunger, but their taste buds are working normally, as evidenced by Aziraphale when introduced to the taste of the ox.

Now imagine... Aziraphale and Crowley in their shared South Downs cottage. Their relationship romantic, but not sexual. Because they love each other, but neither of them has ever felt sexual attraction or sexual desire.****

But what if...

What if, one day, Aziraphale decides he'd like to try it. (Oh come on, we all know that HE would be the one.) Just to see how it feels. And then he feels it, and he likes it, he likes it very much, and we all know once he's got the taste he's gonna devour Crowley the same way he devoured the ox.

And what if Crowley just goes along with it, not because he wants or needs it, but because there's nothing he likes more than to indulge his hedonistic angel. And then he gets his mind blown. He never knew that there was something that could make you feel so good.

And suddenly they both know that it's worth making an effort.

What then, hm? What then?

*= including fallen angels a. k. a. demons

**= to quote Data

***= Also, I am a 100% convinced that even though they eat & drink all the time, neither of them has ever had to use the bathroom.

****= Queerplatonic Crowley & Aziraphale are valid.

[story-stew]

-☎👽💭👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

Could I ask for Nikku crushing and dating headcanon???

I literally love Nikku so so much and I can't find a singular x reader content with her, there's none.. 😞

Hello anon! Thank you for asking me!

Aaaa I get your pain 😭 there are little to no fics about her (or any of the sunset characters for that matter) and it's so sad :[

But I gotcha!

Now onto the thingy

‎‧₊˚✧[ Nikku Crushing /

Dating

Headcanons ]✧˚₊‧

(☎️👽💭💏) - sunset hills headcanons

(reader type) - androgynous / gender

neutral

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♨ Nikku's had to be alone for a semi-large portion of her life. So when she met you, all her emotions came at her at once

♨ Doesn't usually fall for people she meets

♨ Speaking of which, you guys met when she pinned you against a wall, hostile and ready to blow your brains out

♨ In a game of truth or dare, your friends dared you to stay in the abandoned mall for half an hour for 100 bucks, so of course you accepted

♨ Thankfully, when she caught you, she spared you, and you somehow managed to become her friend in the same night

♨ After a lot of visits and bonding time (like, a lot) you offered for her to stay with you

♨ She's never agreed to anything faster

♨ Now, at this point, Nikku has developed a thing for you. And she's got it bad. The issue, however, is that she's too afraid to express that

♨ What if you hurt her? What if you use her like those people did? What if you reject her? What if she ends up alone again?

♨ Lucky for her, you also had a thing for Nikku. So you were the one to confess first

♨ Pulled you into a reeaally tight hug and broke down right there on the couch

♨ She likes to mimic your voice the most

❝ Do I sound pretty (Y/N?) ❞

❝ I--How are you doing that?! ❞

♨ Nikku's got a LOT of unprocessed trauma so you might see her breakdown every once in a while

♨ Just be there for her while she vents about her current situation, please and thank you

♨ She's a teeensy bit forgetful so yeah do with that what you will

♨ Even though you two are dating, she's still a bit distant as she doesn't want to drive you away

♨ But you always reassure her that there's nothing that will drive you away

♨ You guys cuddle the same way you'd cuddle with ENA (getting spooned while holding her head)

♨ She references memes and songs all the time (you guys make a game out of it)

♨ Since she doesn't really need a whole lot all of the time you sometimes forget she's living with you

♨ Trust me when I say you've played a big part in her life

♨ You were the one that turned to life around and showed her that not all humans were the same <3

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[lightgriffinsect]

Honestly I’m basing my headcanon about you based on your incorrect quotes lmao i’m sorry-

Extremely specific?

SURE.

You probably just watch a lot of FNF and just go on websites/ youtube to watch either vines or incorrect quotes (bonus: at night) and just go: OMG ___ WOULD DO THAT

and then PLONK ITS ON TUMBLR

XD that's fine! I'm glad people are paying attention to those lmao I dump them out every Friday to stay active on AO3 and I was like why not post them on Tumblr too?

I do indeed watch a lot of FNF haha, I saw plenty of mods and got attached to the characters and I also wanted to include a ton of other characters I found cool like Nikku and Cyrix, so I've expanded the cast of the quotes quite a bit!

I don't actually get them off of vines, in the beginning I was getting them all off of generators like Perchance and ScatterPatter, but those were beginning to get repetitive and I could only use each quote once due to my strict morals. Anyway I started looking at all the memes and funny stuff I watch (I have a playlist full of just memes and stuff XD) and I started taking quotes from those as well. A lot of them are from fandubs, I've been tagging the ones from the Snapcube Sonic Fandubs as such because I sure can't take credit for anything as funny as those lmao

So really I just get the quotes from videos, shows and movies I've seen, things I've heard or read, and still the generators sometimes. I need to get more quotes for the less used characters though, all the ones in my Google Doc are for Void, Psychic, and Entity XD

[funnyifwebothgotitwrong]

Canon:

One thing Crowley loves about Aziraphale is that he can be a bit of a bastard.

One thing Aziraphale loves about Crowley is how kind and caring he can be.

Headcanon:

One thing Crowley loves about Aziraphale is that he can be a bit of a bastard. And when he orders him around, like makes him dance for him. He'd like to be ordered around by Aziraphale more often. Not just to dance for him.

One thing Aziraphale loves about Crowley is how kind and caring he can be. And how Crowley can slam him into walls. He'd like Crowley to slam him into walls more often.

(They're switches, your honour.)

[funnyifwebothgotitwrong]

(from "Good Omens" by Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett)

I'm just gonna leave these three completely unrelated book quotes here... 😇

[story-stew]

hey there i hope this is how it works

👽☎️💭

Can you do a niku x a reader thats shorter then her good day or night

To be frank, I didn't really think anyone would ask for hotline lmao

But thank you anon! I hope you have a good day/night, too :]

Now onto the thingy

‎‧₊˚✧[ Nikku w/ a Short Reader ]✧˚₊‧

(☎️👽💭👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨) - hotline 024 headcanons

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So Nikku's 6'7 (so she'd most likely be taller than you, anyways) but in this, you're like 5'0, maybe 4'11

You guys met in public when nikku was sneaking around, and she bumped into you because she didn't see you. You got to know each other from there. But she's glad she met you

She was pretty hostile

She definitely bullies you about your height. You're okay with it though

"How're the pill bugs down there?"

"'Pill bugs'??"

Cuddles are always okay with her, especially since she's probably touch-starved

She might cry when you hug and kiss her, who knows

It took her a while to like you, and even longer to love you. But that's only because she's been hurt many times before

If you like wearing hats or beanies, she absolutely will steal it once a week. In return, though, you get to wear her hat

If you ask, she can carry you on her shoulders! And she can float, too, which means you get to feel taller than you've ever been

Nikku's got scars either from getting into fights or from the facility she was being tested on in. She lets you look at them, telling you about how she got each one.

And since she's really tall, there's room for a lot of them

She'll just randomly pick you up by the hips and toss you over her shoulder

"Carrying the sack of hot stuff," as she calls it

She's also a fucking meme lord, so expect her to send you videos and images at 3 AM with no warning

"Nikku, I need you to stop sending me videos of cats at 2:36 in the morning."

But, whether you were short or tall, it wouldn't matter to her. She'd love you just as you'd love her, and that's a fact

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[story-stew]

[☎👽💭👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩]  Nikku x Fem Reader

Oh request open again, yay! Be ready for Nikku request cause again, I like Nikku very very much to the point even my best friend knows it cause I talk/mention about her nonstop ☝

Might as well put me as 🏳‍🌈 Anon cause I'm going to be requesting some Nikku or other characters but mostly Nikku, you're the only person who writes for hotline 024/sunset hills

Can I request smth where Nikku knows that the reader has a crush on her even though the reader thinks she straight when it's very clear that she has a crush on the polygurian.

That one roblox meme where a guy says "I'M NOT A KISSBOY" instead it's- "I'M NOT A KISSGIRL"

Aaa hello 🏳️‍🌈 anon! You're so like me in that way

But, yeah, I can definitely do that! Honestly, I wish hotline got slightly more attention just so people would write it about lmao

But thank you for asking!

Now onto the thingy

‎‧₊˚✧[ Nikku w/ a

Crushing!Reader ]✧˚₊‧

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(☎️👽💭👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩) - sunset hills headcanons + small scenario

(reader type) - feminine / AFAB

(‼️ warnings) - none

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♨ when I say you had it BAD for her please believe it cause holy SHIET

♨ when you two became friends it was an absolute turning point for your emotions just as it was hers

♨ soon after your love was PAINFULLY obvious. like. everyone knew.

♨ Clips knew. Nikku knew. Boyfriend knew. Girlfriend knew. Rude#1 knew. Gogo knew. Momo knew. Hell, LIMUS THE CAT KNEW.

♨ nikku honestly thought it was cute how you thought it was some sort of best friend love or something

♨ everytime someone asks you if you two were dating you bust out into a flustered mess explaining that you were straight and just friends

♨ sometimes, nikku will teasingly flirt and make innuendos with you just to get a reaction

❝ sooo, do you wanna continue the fun in your room? ❞

❝ ndjzKCJDJDJH—WHAT?? ❞

♨ but yeah you're so goofy. and closeted. goofy and closeted.

♨ nikku's kinda 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 when she's around you

♨ "I'M NOT A KISSGIRL" you clarify and scream at the top of your lungs

♨ nikku just probably ends up talking to you about it later when she thinks it's appropriate

♨ let's say you two were watching videos on her phone. she suddenly puts it down and starts to ask about how you feel toward her

♨ you let it RIP (but didn't forget to say, "but I'm straight!" at the end)

❝ so.. random question, but how would you describe me in one word? ❞

❝ oh, I can't just use one! there are so many words to describe you, like funny, smart, cool, pretty, awesome, hot, sweet, pretty.. did I say that already? ❞

❝ and you say you're straight? ❞

♨ After that, nikku had a come-to-asmodeux moment with you about your feelings and all the sappy stuff

♨ you were DYING inside when you finally put two and two together

♨ thankfully, you helped her realize that she liked you back too! .. and a lot of other things I won't get into

♨ and even after all that, you're still a flustered mess

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