#nightshadehasblorbos

[hughesquinn]

4. “you’re hurting me” 👀🥺 (you have no idea how much willpower it is taking me to not just pick “Jack is now 4” again)

teehee

[reavenedges-lies]

♾️ :3

∞ ask game // open

[claraxbarton]

Quick and super super shitty but why choose two when you can draw all three? Sorry have go to cook and I’m so so sorry it’s not better

Also who can I beg to write the human Wyatt “rescued” by Mermen Roose and Miro fic???

( @coffeehound91 are you at all susceptible to bribery or begging?)

@hrpffandomeventblog @nightshadehasblorbos

[hrpffandomeventblog]

EXCHANGE - EXCHANGED!

Here's a round-up of all the awesome content created for the Summer Exchange!

Thanks to everyone who participated, you all are amazing!!!!!!

The AO3 collection

The content creators:

@kingcameacallin

@hopingfortinystars

@dwisp

@kairos44

@deformed-globule

@loverjareau

@mxaether

@nightshadehasblorbos

@claraxbarton

@puckology101

The Content:

Y'all it is GOOD. Go check it out. Make sure to leave kudos/comments/bookmarks. Share the love and reblog.

[willysnylander]

last line tag game.

in a new post, share the last line you wrote and tag as many people as there are words (or as many as you feel like).

i was tagged by the lovely @gayhughes, thank you so much love!!

a snippet from my new mcmattdrai fic, inspired after listening to the song “the old therebefore” from the ballad of songbirds and snakes:

It’s possibly the most ridiculous plan he’s ever come up with. It’s definitely the fucking craziest, especially considering the fact that he’s very definitely dead if it doesn’t work. But he needs to buy time for the officers to find a way to get in here and take Bobby down, and he’s so desperate to get out of this alive and see Leon and Connor again that he’ll try just literally anything, even as Bobby stares at him unreadably and his hands shake against the restraints on his wrists.

Besides, he tries to tell himself against all common sense. If Lucy Grey could sing her way to survival, there’s no reason why he can’t do the same.

tagging @heliads and @stillfertile, plus some tentative tags for @chromatic-crow, @tkachuksoralfixation, @dubious-writing, @nightshadehasblorbos, and anyone else who wants to do it!! <3

[jiminy-crickets]

muahahahahah tagged by @nightshadehasblorbos

RULES: In a new post, show the last line of something you wrote or drew and tag however many people you like.

“I was so scared to tell you, because, I-I love you Leon, and I didn't want our relationship to end, and I-” tears begin welling up, as Matthew looks down at Leons face in his lap. “Oh baby” Leon heaves his head off of Matthew's lap and sits up, scooching close to Matthew to wrap his arms around him. “This is not the end of us love, there are thirty two teams in this league, and not one of them is far enough away to be rid of me”  “You-you’re not breaking up with me” “No, matthew, no” “Oh thank god” Matthew's voice breaks as he stumbles the words out, drawing Leon as close to him as he can without passing through him completely.

i FIRMLY believe a third act 'you cant do anything to make me want to leave you' is better then a third act break up. and i will FIGHT to defend my position on that.

i am tagging.... anyone, I, i get scared when it comes to tagging people, and i feel like i havent been here long enough to know who is and isnt cool with getting tagged in tag games. but literaly, EVERYONE, who thinks "i wish someone tagged ME in this game" you are who i am @/ing, i pinky promise.

[whatthe-puck]

rules: pick a song for each letter of your url and tag that many people (if you can)

Thanks for the tag! @stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ☺️

W: what do it mean by lord huron

H: head over heels, tears for fears

A: andante andante by abba

T: take a slice by glass animals

T: too sweet by hozier

H: have you ever seen the rain by creedence clearwater revival

E: espresso by sabrina carpenter

P: pyscho by jack kittel

U: uptown girl by billy joel

C: cardiac arrest by the bad suns

K: killer queen by queen

Tags: @arcanaicy @nico-hischiers-dimples @maxkeplers @brocksfaber @imperatorrrrr @capsvsducks @st5rcrest @nightshadehasblorbos @cactus6262 @lukesvangelista @upinorbit99 and whoever else that sees this and wants to participate! ❤️

[unch4rted-territ0ry]

Oh my bloody God, cheers @ullybug for the @ mate :D

rules: pick a song for each letter of your url and tag that many people (if you can)

Upside Down Feat. Carly Paige (Apek)

Not Into You (Brooksie)

Crazy on You (Heart)

How I'd Kill (Cowboy Malfoy)

A Lady (Tally Hall)

R U Mine? (Arctic Monkeys)

Two Birds (Regina Spektor)

Easy Runaway (Stick Figure)

Does The Swallow Deam Of Flying (Cosmo Sheldrake)

Them Days (Blacklite District)

Edamame (bbno$)

Revenge (XXXTENTACION)

Rule #1 - Magic (Fish in a Birdcage)

Impress Your Creators (Tub Ring)

Too Sweet (Hozier)

Oh Ana (Mother Mother)

Rule #34 (Fish in a Birdcage)

You're Not Welcome (Naethan Apollo)

I was utterly fucked with finding songs and finding 18 tags. Couldn't find that many...

@harrisenfleur @whatissideways @justkeepmegoing @golden-knights-of-the-realm @ullybug @stere0typical @nightshadehasblorbos @daisy-carstairs-herondale @chaoticgoodit @jerswayman

[jerswayman]

thanks for the tag @nightshadehasblorbos !!

rules: pick a song for each letter of your url and tag that many people (if you can)

(j)ust like heaven by the cure

(e)choes the time by myk

(r)arity by giuk

(s)elfless by the strokes

(w)edi blino by adwaith

(a)nthem for doomed youth by the libertines

(y)our needs, my needs by noah kahan

(m)ichelangelo by kim hanbin

(a)ccident by woodz

(n)erves by dpr ian

no pressure tags: @thebrood1979 @confusion-is-wonderful @hughesquinn @starlitblues @ullybug

[alidravana]

rules: pick a song for each letter of your url and tag that many people (if you can)

Thanks for the tag @nightshadehasblorbos! Had a lot of trouble with that V...

All that She Wants by Ace of Base Looping by Charlotte Cardin I Just Wanna Shine by Fitz and the Tantrums Dear August by PJ Harding & Noah Cyrus Red Wine Supernova by Chappell Roan Always on Time by Ja Rule Vossi Bop by Stormzy As Long as You Love Me by the Backstreet Boys Now That We're Alone by The People's Thieves Automatic Sun by the Warning

Tagging @alilypea, @quality-on-a-patch-of-awesome, @detective-giggles, @dwisp, @localwormgod, @tokillamockingbird427 and anyone else who would like to play!

[hughesquinn]

“plane” “hurt” and “love” for the wip game🙏

Thank u :DDD

plane

hurt

love

fanfic work-in-progress guessing game

[reavenedges-lies]

What type of penguin in Geno? (I’ve been seeing old drawings of pens players as penguins and now I’m obsessed)

Okay I know the easy answers are like emperor penguin and king penguin he's neither of those. Hear me out this man is a rockhopper. Specifically a Northern rockhopper because it's the frills it's it's the crest it's just it's just doing it for him. This is all Vibes™ based there is no anything added to this but that man is a northern rockhopper and y'all cannot change my mind

Send me a Pens player and I'll assign them a penguin species

[whatissideways]

With thanks to @unch4rted-territ0ry , here we go...

W - 'Wounded' How To Train Your Dragon soundtrack, John Powell H - ' Hounds Of Love', Kate Bush A - 'Aerials', System of a Down T - 'To Build a Home', The Cinematic Orchestra I - 'Ignition', Man of Steel soundtrack, Hans Zimmer S - 'Start A War', Klergy with Valerie Broussard S - 'Stay', Shakespears Sister I - ' I Found', Amber Run D - ' The Darkness', Paul McDermott E - 'Everybody Needs Somebody', The Enemy W - 'Who Wants To Live Forever', Queen A - 'Alive', Madden Y -' You're The Voice', John Farnham S - 'Spring', The Four Seasons Recomposed by Max Richter, Vivaldi

Guess I'll tag @carnagechicken, @insidious-apple, @barkovsasha, @chippergoose, @ink-dancer, @dietpepsijazz, @stranger-things-are-coming, @nightshadehasblorbos ... hope no one minds, we can all be friendly and/or politely quiet, Yes? Marvellous!

[willysnylander]

wip tag game.

make a new post with the names of all the files in your wip folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! then, tag as many people as you have wips.

i was tagged by @hughesquinn, thanks so much, jack!! <3

wip list:

marcheron kid fic

poly leafs: joey whump edition

poly leafs: joey nesting edition

lukedaws sickfic

nicojack migraine comfort

marcheron curse whump

poly bruins: enby pasta edition

hughes brothers coming out

vince dunn vs. his crush’s shitty ex

mitch turns into a cat ft. 1634

larsdunn vampy angst

matty sings “the old therebefore”

sidgeno pirate chaos

swaymark ft. hybrid linus

poly avs: ace cale edition

poly bruins: sway comfort edition

mascot matchmakers au

willypasta ft. matchmaker mitch

leafs rat chaos

tagging @heliads, @stillfertile, @chromatic-crow, @dubious-writing, @whatthe-puck,

@dwisp, @puckingzegras, @dijkstraspath, @puckszone,

@gaps-between-stories, @bbpuckdrop, @nightshadehasblorbos, and anyone else who wants to participate!! <3

[jiminy-crickets]

make a new post with the names of all the files in your wip folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! then, tag as many people as you have wips.

Aaaaughhhhh @nightshadehasblorbos omg tytyty I can’t wait to info dump about my beloved WIPs

I’m tagging @mercurymilkcap (ty bestie for letting me yap at you about my fics) and @v8mpvrse (again ty for letting me yap) and literally anyone else who wants to do this <3

Obsessed

Mattdrai with past mcdrai, takes place from 2018 to the november 20th Edmonton Florida Game of this last season, it’s a song fic based off of Obsessed by Olivia Rodrigo, and it is from Matthew’s POV as he spends YEARS feeling like a bad boyfriend for obsessing over Leon and Connor’s long since ended ‘friends with benefits’ esque situationship, but it’s mostly about just falling in love how how to be a good boyfriend when you are both closeted public figures who have to keep up appearances of being rivals, and surviving long distance and what it’s like when you haven’t even met each others parents because you can’t come out because your father is a blabermouth with a history of hating you for being gay, the mortifying ordeal of coming out to your teammates and having them think you are actually dating your boyfriends ex, and figuring out how many ways you can have phone sex to forget about the thousands of kilometres between you and the love of your life.

Winners room trope exploration

It’s what it says on the tin, this is a doc with a bunch of half finished ideas, and outlined one shots exploring the logistical side of winners room verse, I made up a fun new job position “player health coordinator” who on paper are essentially health advocates for players and make sure that the team doctor is acting in the players best interest not the teams, but do double duty as being the people who organize rooms, and make sure the rules and followed and enforced. Also they gossip with each other and have a group chat where they are like ‘XYZ is being a little bitch lately, do NOT let him in rooms with dudes who are doormats, it will NOT end well” and “please remind visitors to XYZ arena that the room has shut sound insulation, the things I have heard would make a sailor blush” but these fics are mostly just like explorations of the culture around rooms, what teams let the winners pick? What teams pull straws? What is it like when you are dating someone and you meet them in the rooms? What players do people never pick from unspoken rules? What’s it like as a rookie? Etc etc etc

Lake House: Kiss Me Over The Garden Gate

This is my baby!!!! Quinn/Brady “secret dating” (everyone knows) the title kiss me over the garden gate is a type of flower that Quinn grows in the garden Brady made for him at the lake house <3 it’s about being tender and domestic and in love with your boyfriend of almost a decade for the short amount of time you have together before you need to go back to other sides of the continent and separated by five timezones… it’s also about how a LOT of queer teens/young adults want families, kids, white picket fence etc etc, and how it can seem impossible to achieve and how being closeted public figures who lives across the country from your LONG TERM boyfriend is hell, and how some days it seems like you will never get the life you want with one annother…. But mostly this fic is about Brady and Quinn being gross and sappy and in love and Jack, Luke and Matthew third wheeling them and they can’t even say “ew you guys are gross and in love and we hate third wheeling yall” because they made a pact when they realized Brady and Quinn were dating that they would let them come out when they were ready… but they made that pact seven years ago and oh my GOD can they be ready to come yet???

I know what boys like

Sid being a dude magnet at clubs and being all coy and not actually letting them hit because he’s a TEASE (and a closet case) and also because it’s MUCH much more entertaining to make dudes think they are about to hook up with Sidney Crosby then go “this is was fun… bye” before hopping in the closest taxi and speeding away to go jack off in his hotel room. Anyways he tries this trick with Colby and Colby is having NONE of it he’s like “sid!! I know your tricks I am wise to them!!! You cannot do this to me, I won’t let you!!!” Sid does however succeed in making Colby think they are gonna hook up… and they do!!! And it’s very sweet <3 (song fic based off of I know what boys like by the waitresses)

Guess

I’m not 10000% sure on the pairing, but… the vibes are telling me it’s two leafs, this is yet another song fic based off of guess by Charli xcx, and it’s very much living upto the chorus “you wanna guess the colour of my underwear, you wanna know what I got going on down there, is it pretty in pink or all see through? Is it showing off my brand new lower back tattoo? You wanna put it in your mouth, pull it all down south, you wanna turn this shit out that’s what I’m talking about, you wanna try it bite it lick it spit it pull it to the side and get all up in it, wear em post em might remix it send it to the dare yeah I think he’s with it” and “guess how much money I just took from this deal, guess the password to my google drive, you wanna guess the adresse of the party I’m at, you wanna guess if I’m serious about this song” basically player A just told player B that he’s about to sign a new deal (player A and B are in a FWB situation) and player B is like ‘let’s go out let’s celebrate!!’ And so they do… and right before they get into the Uber to head out player A sends player B a photo of a messy ‘someone just rummaged through here” drawer of panties and poor poor player B spends the entire evening hard and wanting to KNOW what player A is wearing but he can’t ask because ya know closeted athletes in a major hockey market and people eavesdropping, anyways it ends with player B indeed trying, biting, licking, spitting, wearing, pulling to the side and getting all up in player A’s panties.

Girl at home (mcdrai edition)

Wow shock and surprise yet annother song fic, though this one is more playfull teasing based off of the title then actually based on the song (girl at home by taylor swift) its mcdrai (oh and it’s called “mcdrai edition” because years ago I started… and abandoned [sorry to the ao3 commenter who was exited to read the rest] a Sidon/Zelda/Link fic based off of the same song) with background Edmonton polycule, and it’s right after the WCF and Connor is making big puppy eyes at Leon to kiss him in the locker room and Leon is all ‘it’s gonna be so embarrassing to pay a PDA fine as the captain, smh Lauren is gonna be mad if she isn’t the first one to kiss you after that goal’ and Connor is like ‘oh please we both know her and Cel are up in the box three white claws deep dry humping each other infront of the other WAGs’ and Leon is like ‘hehe yeah <3 they areeee <3’ and then they do kiss because Leon is powerless against Connor’s puppy eyes.

Kevin/Connor nesting fluff

Everyone give @pwhl-mybeloved a big round of applause because these two WIPs would NOT be possible without Mary indulging my Connor brainrot and bouncing ideas about how weird and funny he is. Anywaysss THIS fic is gonna put the ‘non traditional’ part of the ‘non traditional A/B/O dynamics’ tag to work lmao, basically in this world being an alpha or an omega is a vestigial trait, and 90% of people will never know what/if they are one, and heats and ruts are most commonly brought on my stress and lifestyle changes… and Connor breaking his jaw and being hopped the fuck up on painkillers send him into heat. But again its not a traditional omegaverse heat, plus the fact that he’s on hella painkillers he just makes himself a nest in the shooting room at the practice facility (using whatever things and gear he found around the facility) and camps himself out sleeping, walking up and practicing as much as the trainers allow him, and drinking protein smoothies, Kevin tries to get his sweater back from Connors nest and Connor is VERY firm on that not happening, but he does let Kevin in to cuddle and they chat and nap, and it’s very sweet and fluffy and Connor is high and passively horny so he’s just happy someone is taking care of him without telling him “no Connor you can’t practice big shots! No Connor you can’t skate!!”

Road Roomies (it’s not gay if I don’t kiss you)

Yet annother Connor/Kevin fic we all can thank @pwhl-mybeloved for, this one was gonna be a simple one shot… and then it grew… a lot. I think I can still make it work as a one shot but it’s gonna be LONG. And yeah, it’s road roommates + masturbation based hockey superstition/ritual + the mortifying ordeal of being on a team that fucking sucks and they keep looking at the new kid to fix it + having a crush on the one person you really fucking shouldn’t (x2) + how to come out when you have spent the last few road games jacking off in proximity to one annother + miscommunication (very brief though, because I don’t like miscommunication as a trope) and then to quote my outline “they just fall into bed and exchange sweet puppy love big cow eyes looking at each other tender kisses on the others nose soft and sweet handjobs”

Muahahahaha I love yapping about my WIPs <333333 yippeeeee

[whatthe-puck]

make a new post with the names of all the files in your wip folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! then, tag as many people as you have wips.

Thanks so much for the tag, @brocksfaber and @willysnylander ❤️❤️

WIPs:

1. Howling at the Moon

2. Blood Hunter

3. Devil Town

4. Copacabana

5. Space Oddity

6. This Will Never See the Light of Day

7. Here We Go Again

8. Dragon Age but make it Wild

9. Yeehaw and Such

10. Woof Da

11. Me and the Devil

12. Give and Take

13. Dirty Paws

14. Bleeding Rose

15. Stray Hound

16. Gods and Monsters

Okay, that’s the list! Have fun with all those titles; excited to see the asks. 😂

As for my tags…

@arcanaicy @peppermilo @loviess @chromatic-crow @deanmonlover @ullybug @imperatorrrrr @capsvsducks @watch-the-damn-line @fresh-penguin @puckology101 @tetrapod7 @nightshadehasblorbos @st5rcrest @get-hockeyed-idiot

Special shout-out to @nico-hischiers-dimples just cause 💙