#niche sexyman tournament

[nichesexymanbloodbath]

Do you like Tumblr Sexymen? BOY DO I HAVE A COMPETITION FOR YOU!

Welcome to the 2023 niche tumblr non-sexyman competition! What is this, you may be asking? Well, let me tell you!

Do you have a character who you love so much? Is he an absolutely horrendous man who meets several of the qualifications of a tumblr sexyman, but for whatever reason, he isn't one yet? Maybe he's too niche, or the mods of the wiki just haven't realized his potential yet. Well, this bracket is for that exact purpose!

I'm Hermann (pronouns are they/them), and I'll be your moderator (yes, I am also the moderator of the @clash-of-the-wizards . I'm running 2 polls at once, because I have absolutely no life). In this bracket, we'll be pitting 32 niche, or otherwise non-canonical, sexymen against each other, and seeing who comes out victorious! Maybe, whoever wins will be the next person I submit to the moderators of the sexypedia, and maybe they'll become canon! Here's hoping!

GUIDELINES

If it's a rule on the sexypedia, it applies here. These rules include: Real people will not be considered, minors will not be considered, original characters will (sadly) not be considered, and no personifications of real-world locations and/or tragedies will be considered. Please read up on the sexypedia rules before submitting your sexyman nomination

Please make sure your characters do fit the sexyman archetypes! I will be looking over each and every entry individually, and I have full rights to disqualify anyone. The more archetypes a character fits, the more likely I am to consider them for the bracket.

You can submit any character from any fandom, just so long as they exist within the rules and boundaries of the competition

Please don't come back and repeatedly nominate the same sexyman-to-be. You can come back and nominate several sexymen, but I do want some diversity. I'm asking for NICHE sexymen for a reason!

SEXYMEN ALREADY IN THE WIKI WILL NOT BE PUT IN THE RUNNING!!!! I might start one for sexymen already in the wiki but who receive minimal recognition, but this one is for the sexymen who aren't there but deserve to be there!

Lastly, have fun! This is for funnies! It's just to see what sexymen tumblr wants to see added to the register!

Unlike my other bracket, and unlike most other brackets I've seen, for the sake of both diversity and staying true to the sexyman feeling, I will be hand-picking our contestants. You're more likely to have your sexyman added if you include the archetypes that fit them in your submission, because it spares me research time, and I appreciate that :) it is, however, not required. Just know, the initial part of this isn't decided by votes, unless I have a tie that I need broken. In such case, you guys will be the final judges.

Got any questions about the polls or about me? My ask box is open, and I'll try and answer everything! Something about the comp inspires you to make art? I think you so should! I just ask you either drop it in my inbox or you tag me in the post!

DEADLINES

NOMINATIONS WILL CLOSE AT 11:59 PM EST on WEDNESDAY, APRIL 5.

I HAVE ENTERED:

Newton Geiszler - Pacific Rim Londo Mollari - Babylon 5

YOU WILL ENTER:

Whoever the hell you want! Go crazy!

Now....

GO SEXY THOSE MEN! ... or something!

[napoleonic-sexyman-tournament]

The face you make when the younger brother you demoted and denied a command during the Seventh Coalition out of pettiness and jealousy about his popularity (because you know no one likes you) gets through the first round of the sexyman Tournament and you didn't:

[tournamentdirectory]

No sexypedia entry, despite deserving one? @nichesexymanbloodbath finds a sexyman who ought be there but isn't.

Run by @hermannsprecursors, who also runs @clash-of-the-wizards; see their entry.

[mcytblrsexymen]

OH MY GOD SOMEONE SUBMITTED MAGICLICAS????? Niche MCRP representation in the Tumblr Minecraft Youtubere Sexyman Tournament ig!!!

Okay I have to answer this one because you have the distinction of being the second person I've seen in this fandom who knows about Magiclicas. Niche rp represent!

[amethyst-the-necromancer]

Thank You!

Hello, thank you for participating in the first annual Tumblr Necromancer Sexyman Tournament!

This is the first time I've ever tried to do something big like this,and it went so well thanks to all of you!

There where some popular and some rather niche characters, so imagine my surprise when the less well known characters absolutely wiped the floor with them! I've been introduced to so many new shows,books, etc, and fandoms.

And I hope I introduced you to some as well.

Asdfghjk, what should I say now? if you have any sexyman competition ideas revolving around necromancy, or just the undead in general, tell me and I'll try to make it happen! Untill then this blog will post stuff about necromancy, skeletons, the undead, a few blorbos, vulture culture and stuff like that!

I'm hugging all of you!

-p.s I nominated Fabian, and Victor Frankenstein, (look at how far my boi Fabian went! )

-p.p.s. (Haha, pp) I will never live down misspelling Wei Wuxien

[denizenhardwick]

FUCK HE'S THE EXACT KIND OF CHARACTER THE TOURNAMENT IS ASKING FOR ISN'T HE. WOULD BE A SEXYMAN, BUT TOO NICHE.

[omniversalobservations]

Good News, Undertale Fans ... Toby Fox Just Wrote A Sans x Mob Psycho 100 Story!

Legacy media publications can keep their sexiest men and women of the year awards because the world finally has a winner in one of the internet’s most contentious beauty contests: the Tumblr sexyman award. And that winner is Sans from Undertale. Long may he reign.

In case you’re at a loss for words and are in desperate need for me to explain myself, allow me. Twitter user sexymanOTD just played host to the Tumblr Sexyman tournament, a cutthroat popularity contest in which internet dwellers vote for a fictional character who perfectly embodies the niche sexiness worthy of the hellsite known as Tumblr.

In case you’re not internet-poisoned enough to know, “Tumblr sexyman” is slang for fictional characters, typically with a bean sprout physique and a theater kid’s bravado, who Tumblr folk find unironically attractive. The brackets for this recent tournament included the likes of Raymond from Animal Crossing: New Horizons, Nagito Komaeda from Danganronpa, and Reigen Arataka from Mob Psycho 100.

“I hate some of these characters and I hope they get obliterated. Winner will be taken to Baskin Robbins and given a small cone. My treat,” sexymanOTD replied in the Twitter thread before adding that they hope Reigen sweeps. We’ve got an impartial tourney runner, folks. Nothing to see here.

It was fitting that Sans won the whole damn thing considering Undertale’s legendary Tumblr popularity, but his conquest was hard-fought. So much so, Undertale creator Toby Fox posted a short story chronicling San’s historic moment snatching victory from the jaws of Reigen’s supple dump truck ass.

Fox’s dramatization of Sans’ Tumblr Sexyman triumph damn well could’ve been an episode of Mob Psycho 100 because it’s pretty on the money with its depiction of the con-man psychic and his bowl-cut ward. Basically, Reigen, distraught over how close the vain internet contest is, grifts something fierce by resorting to a bimbofication makeover of sorts in order to woo voters. However, the skele-boy is still kicking his ass in the popular vote. Before Reigen can yell “Stop the count” the results are in, and he’s lost. To his credit, it was a close race, with Reigen garnering 49.9 percent of the vote.

But Toby isn’t some mere hack spinning a basic yarn. No, he goes beyond, by (fictionally) doxing the (make-believe) swing voter who dealt Reigen his loss: Mob Psycho 100 protag Shigeo “Mob” Kageyama. But hark, Mob’s reasoning for voting for Sans wasn’t malicious.

In fact, it was downright adorable: Mob reasoned that Tumblr sexymen are unattractive, and he didn’t want his fearless leader harping on his own self-image by listening to what other people think of him and trying to win the event. Jesus, who’s chopping onions in here? Mob is a good egg. And he also might think Sans is unattractive. Don’t shoot the messenger, that came straight from the mind of Fox himself. Take it up with him.

Source: Kotaku

(images via Twitter)

[nichesexymanbloodbath]

Dude, you're speaking to the man who ran a wizard competition, and watched Rincewind get more nominations than Gandalf the fucking Grey, and I was rooting for him the whole damn time. I already am in love with the pathetic scarecrow man who can't even spell wizard right. You don't need to convince me.

[nichesexymanbloodbath]

This isn't propaganda for one of my contenders I'm entering but I do need to ask you all, niche sexyman bloodbath fandom:

Would you all believe me if I told you, this man, Londo Mollari, this beautiful old man, this prime disaster of 90s sci fi television from THE Star Trek: Deep Space 9 ripoff. Would you believe me if I told you he has six dicks

And they're tentacles. And he can grab things with them.

This man. This absolute beautiful, sexy abomination of 90s science fiction. He has 6. Is that not the most tumblr thing you have ever heard.

I promise this isn't mod propaganda I'm just thinking about it while laying in bed in immense pain wishing I could rewatch Babylon 5

[nichesexymanbloodbath]

Okay. Look anon. I'm usually a reasonable man. I really am. I'll hear most anyone out on anything. But THIS?

BADGEY?

YOU MEAN THE ABOMINATION CREATED BY RUTHERFORD THAT TRIED TO MURDER HIM AND HAS SINCE BECOME A JOKE BADGEY?

THIS ABOMINATION?

MAYBE??? I DONT??? I???? LOOK MAN YOU CAN TRY AND CONVINCE ME BUT IM SO FUCKING WORRIED FOR YOU I DONT THINK IM GONNA BE ABLE TO HEAR YOU OUT ON THIS ONE.

[nichesexymanbloodbath]

Who is this guy he looks like a wet cat and i love him.

[nichesexymanbloodbath]

Guys Im a fool. I'm an IDIOT. I summoned the entire Babylon 5 fandom to this blog with Londo and the potential of Kosh (you guys know who you are) and never once. Never ONCE did I mention HIM

NOT ONCE DID I BRING UP THIS SLUT

Guys I cant run competitions anymore I don't even know how to pick out a fandom's best competitors... and I chose LONDO over HIM??? Smh...

I'm sorry that THIS is the post I come back with after disappearing for months but oh my LORD.

[nichesexymanbloodbath]

So what I'm getting is he's Hermann Gottlieb (literally the base of my entire online personality) but he can shoot things with his mind.

Wonderful, he's mine now. I love him. Welcome to the club Sasha

[nichesexymanbloodbath]

Hey while I try and find time and motivation to run this I think Im gonna do a sexyman candidate of the day thing so like send in your suggestions, I wanna learn about new characters

[nichesexymanbloodbath]

OOOOOOH MEIN GOTT I WANT HIM

I NEED THIS MAN NICHE SEXYMAN BLOODBATH FANDOM I HAVE NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE TODAY NOW I NEED TO WATCH THIS SHOW HES SO. HES SOOOOOO

[nichesexymanbloodbath]

oh god someone had the same idea as me. when both our brackets are over we should make the winners duke it out

-@next-top-sexyman

I AGREE WE SHOULD MAKE OUR WINNERS DUKE IT OUT! I'LL HOST! I'LL DRAW FANART BANNERS AND EVERYTHING