Statement of Lorreine Delos Santos, regarding a haunting dream from when she was younger. Statement given ██th of May, 20██.
Statement begins.
Reine, The Keen Eye
An intern providing information for various organizations, mainly to The Usher Foundation. Under the alias Khl0ros, they keep an eye on various websites, often on the lookout for distasteful individuals to terrorize and expose.
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aka shit I couldn't fit in
They're currently a 3rd year majoring BS in Statistics (nerdd /j)
In terms of personality, they're an INTJ.
Her DND alignment is Chaotic Neutral.
Surprisingly, they're really bad with technology. Shutting down your computer? Nahh just let it go on sleep mode!
They heavily dislike the head of The Magnus Insitute, going as far as referring to him as "Eliass Bitchard." When asked why, she refuses to elaborate.
She has at least one account running on every social media platform out there.
Their favorite site to use for "info gathering" is Facebook, since privacy doesn't exist in Zuckerberger's domain /j
Blackmailing is their specialty! They love seeing the look on people’s faces when she cites entries of their search history.
Reine loves to sleep, but that's frequently disturbed by her friend... who's an avatar of The Vast. He pulls a prank on her by making her feel like she's falling in her sleep,
Ooooh right you went to a cat cafe for the first time recently!!So Outcast Godlings + cat cafe related hcs👀?
oh i got you bbg/platonic
Nico- is EXTREMELY nervous not cause he's scared of cat but because he doesn't want to hurt the cats, at some point a cat will just randomly jump in his lap and he nearly cries (of happiness) he also took a nap with said cat, got a coffee cause he like the cute cat design hated the taste and got hot coco instead
Hazel- babygirl's so happy all the others think she might explode, she immediately went for the treats to feed them and then got jumped by 10 cats (its ok she's having the time of her life), all the black cats tried to leave with her they had to be pried way, begs percy to bring her back everyday, she went straight for the deserts she eats to much then gets a tummy ache :[
Percy- is a regular there knows all the staff and cats names, as soon as he walks in all the cats go after him cause they know he'll pet them all, may or may not sneak treats into the cafe and DIY lil accessories for his fav cats but the staff don't mind cuz they all love him , the staff make him custom blue drinks for free
Lex-so happy all the others think she might explode x 2 , their the cat whisperer even the most not friendly cats like them (they joke its because their catgender) is their so often people think they actually work their, they and hazel will make lil friendship bracelets for the cats, got the special desert shortcake cause it had strawberry cat ears
im gonna be so fr the cafes is still in business because of the 4 of them
bonus sol cuz i can- acts like a crazy cat lady, vibrating with so much happiness, no one knows how but they know exactly what all the cats want at any time, goes then every other weekend to point the cats get sad when they don't show up, just gets a cookie cause they just come here for cats
if bingo bob has a million haters i am one of them. if bingo bob has ten haters i am one of them. if bingo bob has only one hater then that is me. if bingo bob has no haters, that means i am no more on this earth. if the world loves bingo bob, i am against the world etc etc
okay so. here's my thoughts on mania night 1! (I completely forgot to live blog bc I was live tweeting lol but take this) SPOILERS, OBVIOUSLY
rhea v becky: really really good! I loved all the counters they had for each other's moves and they both looked absolutely fantastic. I think this will really be a new era for beckys character after her loss and I'm excited! very happy for rhea too!!! her entrance was fucking sick
tag title ladder match: pretty cool spots! I love a-town down under but I didn't really think they should've won, I would prefer if they turned on each other and had a match at payback, but overall good for them! and wow I can't believe rtruth won the raw tag titles by himself! incredible! fr very glad they finally split the titles and truth got his mania moment, but overall I think that match was lacking something but I'm not sure what.
rey + andrade v santos + dom: very veryyyy good match. I absolutely love lucha wrestling and I love rey winning even more!! andrade is insane also. also think the football cameos was a fun little touch. very nice
jimmy v jey: I actually really really liked it, I know controversial. It may just be because I care about the both of them so much but I thought it was nice. I think it wouldve been better if they could go longer. also thier match was never gonna be anything revolutionary, thier rivalry is about fucking story. they are storytellers. I thought it was awesome and I'm glad they got thier mania match they've always wanted and it genuinely upsets me ppl r being so mean abt it.
bianca + naomi + jade v damage ctrl: when bianca came in I feel like it rlly picked up for me. she was killing them bro. but seriously, they all did so good and it's so awesome three strong, beautiful, and powerful black women got to do that, and got to win. I also absolutely loved asukas face paint. that's my wife guys... all of them looked so very good and they killed it. I loved it so much.
sami v gunther: if I'm being completely honest with u all, my favorite match of the night. I genuinely cried and started shaking when sami won because I really didn't think he would! like I'm so so very happy he won I'm so so very proud of him and just. wow. wow wow wow. and thank you gunther for the greatest intercontinental championship reign of all time, god bless u and I know he's gonna move on to do even bigger things.
cody + seth v rock + roman: well. I knew rock and roman would win, because of all the rumblings of people needing to help cody tommrow. It just made sense, and it's obvious they want cody winning and roman losing to be the biggest deal absolutely possible. and they should! it's going to be great! that doesn't mean it still doesn't upset me that cody and seth lost :/ . I know seth is probably losing tommrow as well and that just makes me sad. he's so great and he did fantastic in that match. as did cody. as did roman. and the rock, well. he was there! that's for sure! I did think that match was better than I thought it would be but yeah. so glad seth got his main event and he really showed out.
Santos fc, Pelé's club, might be relegated and therefore they really needed go win yesterday's game, it was 1-1 against grêmio (blue and stripes), the ball goes offside.... except this happens:
The ball straight up changes trajectory and does not leave the pitch and Santos manages to score their second goal, winning the game
So you know what everyone concluded, right?
One more assist to Pelé, the goat making that jogo bonito even after death. Truly the Pelé of football.
✅Salut Je suis un vendeu de faux billets💴💶 yescard ou cartes Blanches🎫💳
Je fais uniquement les coupures de 20€, 50€ et 10€. Mes billets passent partout (station, essence, super marché, snack bar, et stylos .... sauf dans les banques).
✅La Yescard 💳💵qui est une carte de crédit codée avec des données bancaires qui sert a retiré de l'argent dans n'importe quel distributeur des billets de qualité A+++++ surtout le premier retrait on fait ensemble près d'un distributeur pour la vérifié 🔱
Even the chosen names for the Brasilian (I still don't know if 'Santo' is supposed to be Portuguese) are very weird.
Malik is a muslim name. If you're saying this character is the son of a recently enslaved women and a white portuguese man... who the fuck named him that. Sure it means King but he's clearly shown to be Catholic (the cross) and so his father wouldn't have named him that. And if his mom was Dahomey she wouldn't have either?
Could portuguese speakers descendent of the African slave trade have muslim names? 100%. There were plently of African Muslims. His mother is Dahomey however.
Idk it would have been quite powerful maybe to have Santo call him a very Christian Portuguese name (his legal named given to him by his father) and then have him tell Nawi the name his mother called him. In her native tongue.
(Also Santo is a ridiculous name but I'm chosing to believe his name is Santiago and he's just the type of asshole to give himself that nickname.)
If anyone's curious after I finally watched all the main PPVs this weekend.
MotN (Supercard of Honor): Eddie Kingston vs Mark Briscoe
MotN (Stand and Deliver): Oba Femi vs Dijak vs Josh Briggs
MotN (Wrestlemania XL Day 1): GUNTHER vs Sami Zayn
MotN (Wrestlemania XL Day 2): Logan Paul vs Randy Orton vs Kevin Owens
Best Entrance: The Rock (Wrestlemania XL Day 1)
Best Attire: Athena as Karlach (Supercard of Honor) - But shout out to New Day for the Rocky and Apollo gear honoring Carl Weathers.
Best Performance: Kyle Fletcher (Supercard of Honor)
Best Spot: Billie Starkz fakes a Neck Injury just to jump Queen Amanita to win her first major title at 19 years old (Supercard of Honor)