#nhs jokes

[tinkerbitch69]

AGAIN???!!!

ARE. YOU. JOKING?!!!

This didn’t last the last time the consevatives tried to pull this stunt and frankly I don’t expect to last long this time given the obvious detrimental effects to deny kids trans healthcare but that doesn’t make this any less sickening!

The way tories play with the lives of trans kids as a political football is disgusting! I can’t even imagine the disruptions that being blocked access to puberty blockers, twice in such a short period could have on vulnerable trans kids but I know it must be horribly distressing and destabilising.

At this point, I can’t help but wonder if the tories strategy to ‘deal’ with the trans ‘problem’ is psychological warfare! Doing their best to make life as confusing, dangerous and detrimental to trans youth to scare them away from transition altogether!

DONT LET THIS GO UNNOTICED! DONT LET THEM THINK THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS, AGAIN!

[vryivs]

I always forget that monarchists exist and then I see someone with the username duchessofmyheartforever or williamisababe posting about how it's mean to giggle at an ultrarich economic leech experiencing just a fraction of struggle and inconvenience (because lets be honest, he probably wont kick the bucket—his doctors are paid to keep his corpse animated long after it ceases to be humane)

[dervampireprince]

If you're a UK citizen, please sign. (You cannot sign unless you are a UK citizen). We shouldn't be punished for falling in love with someone from another country. And certainly shouldn't have to earn above the average UK wage.

[ID: Text that reads: Don’t increase the income requirement for family visas to £38,700. Currently the financial requirements to bring your spouse to the UK is £18,600 per year and now the Government wants to more than double it. Most people in the UK don’t make that per year. We believe this policy punishes those who fall in love with someone with a different nationality. 59,809 signatures out of 100,000.]

Link to petition: https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/652602

[labyrynth]

i know there’s a lot of acronyms to keep track of with mdzs so i wanted to make this quick guide so you’ll always know who’s who!

wwx -> wuhwush

jc -> jiachuh

jyl -> jiaily

lwj -> luhwuhji

lxc -> lashiche

jgy -> jiggy

jzx -> jizischwa

nmj -> nimiju

nhs -> nihuss

and now you know who each acronym is referring to!! i hope you find this list useful!! ��🥰

[jin-zixun]

hey if u want someone to blame for qin su's death, nhs is right there

[mangoofthesea]

How many things do you think need to be set on fire to disrupt capitalism enough to create a livable society? Asking for a friend

[tavina-writes]

due to the Zhuge Liang post I am now suddenly bowled over by the re-remembering that Cao Cao once killed so many people that he clogged a whole ass river. AND YET! despite being a real ass historical person who committed real ass historical atrocities he is widely considered a historical blorbo of more people than you can ever possibly imagine. (He's also one of my historical blorbos but anyway.)

tldr: Cao Cao kills so many bystanders in this province that their corpses clogged the local river because this one guy may have murdered his dad. He did TWO invasions and multiple massacres for this. This was not the extent of Cao Cao's varying atrocities. 😌

anyone who says that NHS's attempts at vengeance had too many unrelated casualties and bystander damage can pack up and go home. 😌

[luesmainblog]

This is a reminder to all medical personnel, especially those who may be working in the united kingdom. in order to have your job as a doctor, nurse, surgeon, therapist, whatever it is, you had to take a Hippocratic Oath. you swore to never do harm, to treat your patients as people and not just what their chart says, and to Prevent further damage when you are able. if you are sending a patient to mental health care over and over again when you have the power to give them the prescription they are 100% certain by previous experience will help much more than talking to someone, you are not preventing harm or further damage. you are CAUSING it. you are breaking your oath. if you are refusing to perform or refer the tests, specialists, or otherwise investigations that your patient has requested because you personally do not believe or care that their concerns are valid, you are not preventing harm or further damage. you are CAUSING it. you are breaking your oath. if you are demanding that your patient not get emotional while seeking help, and threatening to remove them if they cry, raise their voice, or generally show themselves upset, you are not preventing harm or further damage. you are CAUSING it. you are breaking your oath. if you consistently lie to your patients about what you are able to do or what the law says, YOU ARE NOT PREVENTING HARM OR FURTHER DAMAGE. YOU ARE CAUSING IT. YOU ARE BREAKING YOUR FUCKING OATH. and you should be fucking ashamed to call yourself a medical professional.

[elucubrare]

Houston Opera is advertising Tosca with the tagline "Live free or die," which is fine, i guess, but it was a real letdown when i found out that didn't mean they were setting it in New Hampshire

[wings-of-flying]

americans online make a joke about britain without being classist challenge

[voxpeople]

Phil Foden Leaves England Camp to Attend Daughter's Dentist Appointment

England forward Phil Foden has left the team's Euro 2024 camp to join his daughter for her six-month dental check-up, the FA has confirmed.

Questions have been raised over how the added travel will effect Foden's form, the 24-year-old having previously left the team for the birth of his third child. However, he is expected to return to train with the team ahead of their next match against Spain on Sunday.

[ifellforittwice]

Niall letting Jake Curran say thank you to the Wembley Arena crowd ♡

[doerrferr]

i don't think im ready for the mental state I'm going to be in post 60th anniversary episodes and I don't think the nhs will be either ...

[certifiedbi]

I would like to speak to the klara who decided a redbull at 7pm was a good idea and if she considered how this would effect 3am klara

[rushingheadlong]

y'know sometimes I start to forget how uniquely heartbreaking Brian's Oct93 New Haven show was

but then I rewatch the Milwaukee show and it's like oh so this is what it looks like when Brian is actually having fun

[thelocalwizardsblog]

oh yea hey girlie yes this is about the tests

*acnh noises*

yea yea we got the results back

*more acnh noises*

well it's what we suspected, you have a pronoun deficiency...

*shocked gasp*

fortunately it's not terminal it can be cured using additional pronouns

*ac noises begin, but get cut off*

unfortunately there is a very VERY long waitlist... yea about three years...

*however you'd imagine tom nook would sound once he realises you'll never pay off your final loan*

no no I cannot move you up the list im giving you our soonest available appointment... no I understand it's annoying but there's no need to shout

ok look. As a medical professional I must strongly advise against it... however there is someone you could go to who could up with a new pronoun for you... for a price. But you didn't hear it from me.

You must first rescue him from the prison of the food shop, go face to face with a guard and bribe him the sum of money they require to allow him is freedom this will not only free him but also act as the fee for his sagely wisdom. You must then venture to the location your new pronoun is to be assigned. He will give you instructions on how to prepare the ritual, follow them. Once the instructions have been followed you must blindly plunge your spoon into the alphabet pasta of knowledge. The word made by the letters on your spoon are your cure, your brand new pronoun.