#nhl astrology

[livelaughghoul]

Michkov’s birth chart has me dying.

The flyers aren’t beating the accusations anytime soon.

A Scorpio AND Sagittarius stellium?

I know this man will have some brutal snark. I love him already

[annieqattheperipheral]

@significant-narratives ty!

just off the top of your head?? i need three whole entire days to absorb this

we need a dedicated nhl astrologist on this accursèd webbed site bc WHAT am i supposed to make of the leafs core being four earth signs and morgan rielly the pisces

[husshow]

the star and the world

[samanthasgone]

Credit: sportsforthegirls

[dogwittaablog]

Some one did a deep dive on his zodiac (I know nothing my friend just sends me monthly plans) and he’s got many virgo placements. The little I do know is run from September Virgo Men.

-march pisces woman

I heard he’s like a triple or quadruple Virgo 😭 I’m not too big into astrology too, because I usually just pay attention when it comes to my own sign (Capricorn if any of you care).

Tho I think the only issue is we don’t know his exact timing of birth, because the timing actually can change your chart up and significantly at times. Though no doubt he’s a real true Virgo.

(Also if anyone wants to talk about zodiac/astro traits feel free I know most people love this stuff.)

*Secretly always wanted people to do a Nolan + Nico compatibility chart, because they’ve had unreal chemistry… we’ve all remembered the 2017 draft.*

[fellowcaniac]

Updated Canes Zodiac Roster

Aho - Leo ♌️

Fast - Sagittarius ♐️

Jarvis - Aquarius ♒️

Kase - Scorpio ♏️

Kotkaniemi - Cancer ♋️

Martinook - Leo ♌️

Nečas - Capricorn ♑️

Noesen - Aquarius ♒️

Pacioretty - Scorpio ♏️

Staal - Virgo ♍️

Stastny - Capricorn ♑️

Svechnikov - Aries ♈️

Teräväinen - Virgo ♍️

Burns - Pisces ♓️

Chatfield - Taurus ♉️

Coghlan - Pisces ♓️

de Haan - Taurus ♉️

Pesce - Scorpio ♏️

Skjei - Aries ♈️

Slavin - Taurus ♉️

Andersen - Libra ♎️

Raanta - Taurus ♉️

Kochetkov - Cancer ♋️

[jvgoalie]

I asked this of my astrologer friend and of course there is an Astro answer:

Is there something causing the massive amounts of sports (hockey) injuries this season? Also there’s a lot of fuckery with good people performing poorly.

Her answer:

I think it’s Mars being in Cancer, the sign of the moon doesn’t like being in Mars. Hockey is a pure Martian energy sport (as most sports are)!!

Mars is going retrograde in Cancer for a couple of months so that would be interesting to monitor.

Thought that was interesting enough to share!

[butterflyintochains]

Zodiac Signs of NHL Captains

Going by Division and Conference for this!

Atlantic Division

Boston Bruins -> Brad Marchand -> Taurus ♉

Montreal Canadiens -> Nick Suzuki -> Leo ♌

Toronto Maple Leafs -> John Tavares -> Virgo ♍

Ottawa Senators -> Brady Tkachuk -> Virgo ♍

Detroit Red Wings -> Dylan Larkin -> Leo ♌

Buffalo Sabres -> No Captain

Tampa Bay Lightning -> Steven Stamkos -> Aquarius ♒

Florida Panthers -> Aleksander Barkov -> Virgo ♍

Metro Division

Pittsburgh Penguins -> Sidney Crosby -> Leo ♌

Philadelphia Flyers -> Sean Couturier -> Sagittarius ♐

New York Rangers -> Jacob Trouba -> Pisces ♓

New York Islanders -> Anders Lee -> Cancer ♋

New Jersey Devils -> Nico Hischier -> Capricorn ♑

Carolina Hurricanes -> Jordan Staal -> Virgo ♍

Columbus Blue Jackets -> Boone Jenner -> Gemini ♊

Washington Capitals -> Alexander Ovechkin -> Virgo ♍

Central Division

Arizona Coyotes -> No Captain

Chicago Blackhawks -> No Captain

Colorado Avalanche -> Gabriel Landeskog -> Sagittarius ♐

St Louis Blues -> Brayden Schenn -> Leo ♌

Minnesota Wild -> Jared Spurgeon -> Sagittarius ♐

Nashville Predators -> Roman Josi -> Gemini ♊

Dallas Stars -> Jamie Benn -> Cancer ♋

Winnipeg Jets -> Adam Lowry -> Aries ♈

Pacific Division

Edmonton Oilers -> Connor McDavid -> Capricorn ♑

Calgary Flames -> Mikael Backlund -> Pisces ♓

Vancouver Canucks -> Quinn Hughes -> Libra ♎

Seattle Kraken -> No Captain

Vegas Golden Knights -> Mark Stone -> Taurus ♉

Los Angeles Kings -> Anze Kopitar -> Virgo ♍

San Jose Sharks -> Logan Couture -> Aries ♈

Anaheim Ducks -> No Captain

Just For Fun, let's choose captains for the five teams without one, for the list to feel more complete.

Buffalo Sabres -> Jeff Skinner -> Taurus ♉

Arizona Coyotes -> Clayton Keller -> Leo ♌

Chicago Blackhawks -> Nick Foligno -> Scorpio ♏

Seattle Kraken -> Jordan Eberle -> Taurus ♉

Anaheim Ducks -> Troy Terry -> Virgo ♍

[jehbeeeh]

Okay, this was fun.

NHL players as big 3 + Venus astrological sign.

I can live with this.

[pucktoxicity]

I really wanna know what goes through some of these girls heads that chase after these guys. I think, maybe I’m wrong, Nico specifically would go for someone who has their own life and not almost stalk him. Someone who is confident enough on their own, has their own identity.

i want to know too. there are a few that pop up from time to time and talk so loudly and proudly about him, or jack, or any player you’re thinking of, and just… no. not just astrologically speaking because nico’s a capricorn and is instinctively into women who are hardworking and have, you know, a life, but a lot of these guys aren’t going to be into fans. that sounds like i’m putting myself, and other WAGs, above fan girls, but it can be off-putting to players sometimes when someone is clearly nothing more than a fan who has a crush and/or loves them, and it’s all they can talk about with a player. they’re not as dumb as some people would like to think, and do wonder if girls are only into them because they’re a famous player in the NHL, and nothing more.

it’s also important to mention that these guys don’t want to talk hockey 24/7 and be with someone like that, they want to be with someone who takes them away from their nonstop career choice, and gives them a break from all of it, if that makes sense. they also will and do lurk on girls’ social media, especially if there’s an inkling that a girl is into them. they’ll know right away what kind of girl they’d be dealing with.

[toasttt11]

introducing asher

Asher Rigel Leonard was born November 7, 2003 and was the fourth one born out of his siblings.

Asher and his brothers all started playing hockey together and it’s something that stuck for all three of them.

Asher has always been quite temperamental and his parents noticed he seemed to get most of his frustration out on the ice rather than off the ice.

Asher was the second youngest of his family and it was always so surprising how different the five siblings are to each other, the most similar have always been Asher and Ryan the two have always been the closest and it always seemed like Ryan picked up his grumpy attitude from Asher.

Ryan wouldn’t admit it to anyone other than Asher but he picked Boston college because he wanted the chance to spend more time with brother and play on a team together for a full season, they have played games together but never a full season.

Ryan had introduced Will Smith to his family and specifically Asher, Will quickly started looking up to Asher as he doesn’t have an older brother and Asher was always kind to him. Asher reluctantly started to grow to care for the little sunshine like another brother.

Asher met his two best friends Cutter Gauthier and Rutger Mcgroarty when they are joined a hockey team together in 2017, the three instantly become the best of friends, a trio on and off the ice. Asher and Cutter quickly clicked because of their very similar personalities and Rutger surprisingly clicked with the two just as easy even being a ball of sunshine. The two grump best friends and their sunshine best friend.

The three all got to be on the same team and line when they all joined the program and Cutter and Asher were both staying with the same Billet family.

Gabe Perreault met his two best friends Ryan and Will at the program and it’s there were he saw Asher for the first time, he was watching the older team practice when he saw Asher for the first time and he was instantly hooked, he tried to keep getting to know Asher and his attempts were useless and he didn’t see Asher for a year before he joined Boston College and saw Asher again.

Asher was drafted to the New York Rangers in the 2022 NHL and decided to go through with his commitment to Boston College wanting to play at least a season there before he joined the NHL, he ends up playing two seasons with Boston College.

Asher has always been extremely interested in astrology and has always loved to watch the stars, it’s what he chose to major in when joining Boston College even if he wasn’t completing all four years.

Asher is always the one getting into fights on the ice and most of the time after a game has some blood on his face, he is one of the players that gets the most penalty minutes on the team.

Asher’s older sister had recently had a daughter and it was the first baby born out of the siblings and Asher simply adores his niece and it’s very obvious he is her favorite person.

[livelaughghoul]

Would you ever consider doing readings like birth chart reading for nhl?

Yes, I absolutely would.

Hockey was the first love of my life, so I’d absolutely be open to it!

[equallyshaw]

rut x rosie timeline + thoughts | rut x rose hughes au ⚘ thoughts. ⚘ au masterlist. ⚘ t/w at the end, mentions miscarriage

⚘ met on June 5th, 2023 ⚘ did not see each other until early august, as luke wanted one last weekend with the boys before the season started started ⚘ exchanged phone numbers before she left for madison, wisconsin ⚘ friends from august 2023 until march 2024 ⚘ oblivious friends to lovers trope lol ⚘ everybody around them could tell that they liked each other more than friends but had always thought the other didn't see them in that way ⚘ during world jrs, rose was a steadfast supporter of rut during his time as captain, despite rooting for team canada publicly ⚘ rose went to visit ann arbor, before heading to the frozen four in new hampshire with wisonsin right before it started ⚘ her and rut went to a diner at 3 am after watching the second episode of star wars - they considered it their first date (3/11/24) ⚘ when she was in new hampshire, rut took a quick trip to the last day of the tournament and watched her win player of the game & the title with wisconsin

⚘ became official on march 25th, 2024 ⚘ decided to keep it on the down low for two months ⚘ told her brothers in the june when she went home for the summer ⚘ posted each other on their instagrams in july ⚘ rose posted rutger on her tiktok, asking questions about each other and dunking each other's face in a bowl of water if they got the question wrong - it went viral ⚘ in august, before she went back to madison and him to michigan, she posted a summer recap of everything she'd done the summer. a lot of it included rutger - went pretty viral ⚘ they celebrate one year on march 25th, 2025 with a weekend trip to chicago, meeting each other at the halfway mark ⚘ her brothers invite rut to stay during the summer with them, if his training and schedule allows ⚘ rut and rose spend the summer together in michigan, taking trips up and down the state as well as visiting southern california and british columbia to visit connor, kent, and the rest of the bc crew ⚘ shortly before rose goes back to madison for her fifth and final year, her and rutger break up. rose is worried about the distance while he is in winnipeg and she is stateside.

thoughts: ⚘ their breakup is not amicable, and rutger carries some varying level of resentment towards the girl and shuts down anybody that asks about her. ⚘ definitely said a few choice words the last time they saw eachother ⚘ literally, blindside everybody in their friend groups and family ⚘ they archive their photos and tiktoks, and in media - they shy away or completely ignore any subtle questions about their relationship. something they had not done before ⚘ her brothers find out a few weeks after training camp ends for the NHL, after rutger goes viral on tiktok for not answering two questions about the hughes. one, he intends to play with the hughes at the olympics. second, if rose wants to represent the us at the olympics alongside the four of them. ⚘ despite them being broken up, she does watch his first official game in the NHL and she even texts him congratulations to which he leaves on read ⚘ in september, she ends up meeting a girl in one of her astrology courses and the two end up going out starting after christmas ⚘ rutger finds out from dylan duke - after she came to visit connor to watch dylan play at the UC from a late night ice cream insta story post with the two of them in the background holding hands ⚘ she ended up bringing the girl because connor wanted to meet her in person, and he falls in love with her. thinks they're a perfect match. (a perfect rebound match that is)

⚘ her and connor get in a fight the morning she leaves because he tells her what he thinks ⚘ rutger is hurt that she moved on but he knows she has every right to since she initiated the breakup & how poorly he treated her ⚘ her and her gf fizzle out in feburary after the girl realizes that rose isn't over rut ⚘ she ends up taking a week a week off and visits quinn to get some clarity and have a break from the semester and season ⚘ quinn tells her straight up that she isn't over rut and hasn't been since they broke up, even if she had said so ⚘ arranges for her to get on the next flight to Winnipeg, as he connects with a childhood friend he has out there to house her with him and his wife, until she can see rutger in person ⚘ literally shows up on rutgers doorstep and his ex girlfriend opens the door ⚘ rutger literally sprints down the stairs to the parking garage where quinn's friend's wife waits for her as she takes the elevator ⚘ rutger is there before the elevator opens and rose is in disbelief that he's standing in front of her because his ex - now - girlfriend is upstairs ⚘ rose left without saying anything ⚘ in December 2025, she gets offered placement for her country to represent them at the olympics ⚘ leans on her family heavily during that time because she doesn't know which offer to take in regards to the event ⚘ ultimately she makes the best decision and the team/country keeps it on the down low because they don't need any backlash ⚘ which prompts her to just show up to the training center and then to italy without it being outed

timeline: ⚘ the next time that they see each other are at the olympics (a year later), while rutger plays alongside her brothers and she plays for her country ⚘ jesse compher- her wing partner back at u of wisconsin, sets the two up to meet and convinces them to talk ⚘ they 'bump' into one another and head back to the village to have a serious discussion ⚘ get back together the night before her gold medal game and pick up where they left off ⚘ official rekindle: feburary 18th, 2026 ⚘ rose retires from hockey in march 2026 ⚘ red carpet debut at espys awards ⚘ august, 2026 they move in together in winnipeg ⚘ july 14th, 2027 - they get engaged ⚘ rutger is traded the next day to the new jersey devils- signs long term deal ⚘ august 2027, they buy a small townhouse in chicago for the off season ⚘ june 2028, they adopt a daschund beagle mix from the shelter ⚘ august 2nd, 2029 they get married ⚘ adopt a cat October 2029 ⚘ miscarried in 2031 ⚘ have twins in 2032, a year and a half after the miscarriage. decides that the twins are it for them. ⚘ twins are born: august 7th at 5:32 pm & 5:45 pm in chicago ⚘ twins: addison monroe & arthur grant mcgroarty

aaaaand that's all for rn, other things will come out over time!

[playerzbaby]

Hi there, I love your blog! It's so cool to see how you do the astrological breakdowns on athletes, which we rarely get to see. If you don't mind, can you do one on Sidney Crosby? He's an NHL player.

Thank you so much !

NHL PLAYER: SIDNEY CROSBY

ASTROLOGY BREAKDOWN :

SUN IN LEO, MERCURY IN LEO , VENUS IN LEO, MARS IN LEO & MOON IN CAPRICORN ♑️

Sidney is a FIRE SIGN 🔥to the fullest a stellium in Leo (meaning 4 or more planets in one sign ) hes the king of the zodiac, 👑this rules royalty, fame, gold, championships, a competitor in anything he does. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️Leo wants to be #1 above all else. Life is a game and they will do what they can for it to be rigged in your favor. His Mercury in Leo ♌️ is probably cocky to others, he just carries that confidence that people are jealous of, he will voice what he feels, there really isn’t any shyness from a dominant placed Leo. Insecurity is a hidden trait for them. They need to be the leader !!!

His Venus in Leo a enthusiastic lover, he wants fun, that spark, that romance that makes you feel ALIVE 😍😍 it’s a big and bold gestures of love or he’s not that into you 😚

MARS IN LEO ♌️ is again that FIRE, that go getter, athletic, center of attention motives. Mars rules our actions and Leo is at center, he likes to be on the go, and like I said that leader !

MOON IN CAPRICORN ♑️ : he may have had a somber childhood, like he had to overcome maybe some type of insecurity, maybe he was ignored or didn’t feel seen in adolescence, which with all that leo could’ve bruised the ego. maybe he had to grow up fast, it’s nice to balance ALL that fire with some earth 🌍 cap moons go through a LOT with Saturn ruling Capricorn.

- all in all he feels like a wattpad book come to life, his chart screams grand gestures, and movie moments with him, he’s the one love you’ll never forget 🥹

[ivegotallthisringinginmyears]

get to know me game, i was tagged by the absolute beauty who is @droumack (aka one of my favourite people ever!!!)

do you make your bed? yes, but only like every other day or two days

what's your job? work as a cashier and assistant manager at my family's restaurant

if you could go back to school, would you? depends on what level of schooling... but i mean probably not unless it's a trade school

can you parallel park? no, can't even drive it scares the living shit outta me

do you think aliens are real? i mean yeah, we as humans cannot be the only sentient living beings in the universe

can you drive a manual car? no, see answer above about parallel parking

guilty pleasure? for food it's been krispy kreme lately or a fried california roll from a place upstate!!

tattoos? yesh, i've got the sun by my left bicep, the moon by my right, technicolour umbreon on my left thigh and technicolour espeon on my right thigh, and mickey mouse and the fantasia cap silhouetted on my right forearm!!!! (but i am planning to get either follow your bliss on my chest or revenge loves company on my shoulder blade!!!!)

favourite colour? probably amber, or like a deep cerulean

favourite type of music? early 2000's alt, emo and hardcore!!!!! (got to see bring me the horizon for the first time ever recently!!! absolutely bonkers!!! with fall out boy no less!!!! and honestly it was my first time seeing either band but so life changing!!!!) (shout-out to tourdust!!!!)

do you like puzzles? yeah!!!! i love like connect the dot type puzzles or like connect the pipe puzzles!!

any phobias? alive bugs (dead ones are ok, but live ones? no fucking thank you)

favourite childhood sport? i used to do martial arts as a kid, but to my favourite to watch as a kid was football with my grandpa (go broncos!!!!) but i mean i grew up heavily around colorado summer sports but have absolutely gone feral with my colorado winter sports and even have season tix to my local ✨new✨ nhl club (utah hc!!)

do you talk to yourself? all the motherfucking timeeee

tea or coffee? depends on my mood, mostly tea especially if they have english brekkie!!!! but lately i've been drinking more coffee.....

first thing you wanted to be when you were growing up? an astrologer

favourite movies? lindsay lohan's parent trap, mulan, and the princess diaries were absolute favourites growing up but i also have to mention music and lyrics, 27 dresses and only lovers left alive BUT my favourite show has and will forever be river monsters (with jeremy wade)

tagging my beloveds @justapainterdrawingablank @fleurywiththesave @mellyoraa

[wmnylander]

💣 & 🐺 for the hockey asks thing!

hiiiii thank u !!

💣 Blow it up: pick one NHL team. Change its name, mascot, logo/colors. Tell me why you chose the new elements.

i would honestly take the leafs and i wouldn’t change the name but i would make the team colour pink & glittery because that’s more appealing to me than that fuck ass blue. i would make the mascot a bigger version of felix matthews so that way auston always has his child around. mandatory pink helmets & skates for every player.

🐺 Build a NHL starting line up (3F, 2D, 1G) based on a really weird criteria for comedic effect (e.g. guys with names that sound like Dylan).

inspired by rick’s astrology post, i’m going to do nhlers that are leos :^)

malkin - crosby - bergeron (he’s unretiring for this)

orlov - klingberg

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