#ngl im proud of this one lads

[wildwren]

will we be ravaged? will we be true? to somebody perfect, somebody like you...

POLIN + "Every Letter" // Cyrano (2021)

[coldresolve]

oh also ive been thinking about changing up the blurb for mm but i do kinda want to involve you guys, cause i suck at getting a feel for good blurbature, and im stuck. spoilers for the entirety of moneymakers or whatever

here's the current one:

pros: vague (mystery + makes the first chapters more of a hook), violence is heavily implied (we love violence), hinting at conrads personality (he is indeed a character), very vaguely hinting at Consequences and Stuff with the 'point of no return' line (we love implications)

cons: too vague? (uninteresting, toothless, turns some ppl away), conrad is implied to be a little more outwardly defiant than he actually is so that might disappoint ppl, the last line is sort of ehh and cringe to me for no reason

i made this blurb vague on purpose bc it means the reader is asking the same sorts of questions conrad is in the first few chapters, which is sorta how i intend those chapters to be read. but i dont think id mind mentioning the red room explicitly in the blurb, because that is yknow, The Basic Premise. and to be fair, its very hard to shill a story without letting people know The Basic Premise, and maybe me insisting i shouldn't is dumb actually

so. ive made this draft for an alternative blurb:

pros: gives a more comprehensive summary of The Basic Premise and is overall more accurate to the vibe of the story (you know what youre getting into), i hint at renee's arc in this one (its sort of important to mm lol), vaguely implies the boiling spaghetti plot structure (very cool if youre into it), mentions torture (we love torture)

cons: slight spoilers for like the entire first half lol (less tension for new readers), no mystery through vagueness (boring), some phrasing in this also sounds dumb and cringe to me (im a perfectionist), i lightly spoil the who-is-the-protagonist bait and switch between conrad and renee (very proud of that transition and i dont wanna ruin it)

what do we feel lads? if you hadnt read mm, which blurb would you be more intrigued by? do you think it would affect how you initially approached the story? am i just overthinking it? well i am definitely overthinking it but like, am i overthinking it to the point where it is bad? lmfao

writing is hard when your #1 priority is just gut feeling ngl

[forgottengodfrey]

omg honestly sooo obsessed w this realtionship aksjdfkljsdf what a meSS (you know i am ALWAYS here for those lasjdkflksdjfjklsdf)

the fact that godfrey is the one person that edmund trusts i WEEP that ones gonna come back to haunt him im afraid alskdjfksjldf but that being said, if there ~is one person in this world that can put their trust in godfrey, it would probs be edmund (YES! he would def betray amira before edmund alksjdfkjldsf and not just bc he's the potential emperor but bc he loves him like his own child <3) so???? dubious at best but there's that ig alkjsdflskjdf yESSsssss like the twisted irony that he keeps telling himself 'this is all for edmund' but he's literally making him a pawn in his own game at the same time likEEEE sdlkjfasdkljfksdjf yikeseth!

godfrey hearing that he's made a new astairan friend like 'everything's going precisely how i hoped -- now how can i destroy their lives to make edmund more sympathetic to the ppl he just conquered?' alksjdfkljdfj id say im kidding but...only kinda laksjfkljsdfjksdjf #facepalm no but obv he's not sharing any of this w edmund hahha but he ~is super encouraging of this relationship! 'this rose seems like a nice sort of girl, and needless to say, a preferable companion to your siblings. im proud of you, cultivating a relationship like this, and taking the time to listen to a perspective completely different from your own. t hat's the true quality of an emperor, lad,' etc etc and he probs took the opportunity to meet her, himself, at guin's ball, and now he's gonna do some digging on her situation (and rose thought ~valentina was exploiting her! wait till she gets a load of godfrey akdjsfkljsdfjksdf) also he'll def be verryyy interested if he uncovers the not!servant situation going on there and will want edmund to interfere on behalf of the ladies (smth that'll mysteriously ALSO leak out to the general populace if that ever goes down ajldsflkjsdf)

he's also frankly delighted that edmund is advocating for astairan rights and godfrey's probs getting ready to arrange some disagreement between him and arthur hinging on this, so he can lady whistledown this info to the rest of astaira (speaking of which, godfrey is NOT a fan of the arthur/aria thing that's going on!!! that should be ~edmund ur bonding w, not his gross brother, young lady!!!!) but anyway!! he probs suspects, if edmund hasn't told him or whatever, that hanging out w rose is part of what has produced edmund's advocacy of astairan rights, so that makes him even more encouraging of this relationship honestly! he ~does wish it had been one of the astairan royals...

im also realizing that godfrey probs advocated for them to stay at the palace under house arrest rather than get stuffed in some dungeons or whatever, likely in the guise of deterring public unrest and roderick courting eilia etc, but that he did that specifically in the hopes that they would form an attachment of some sort w edmund and all of this would happen sdlkfjsdkljfjksdf buuuuuut edmund accidentally found his own way there so that works too even if rose is less ideal to godfrey's plans than a princess but whatever works is smth godfrey can def get on board with lakjsdfdsf he probs ~is still pushing him to befriend eilia and aria tho tbqh bc he ~does hope that either one of them or siobhan will be edmund's future bride tbqh alkjsdfkjsdf

ok but honestly i agree w alllll of this!!!!! im just sitting here typing this realizing im just going YASSSSS to everything ngl lakjsflkjsdkjf im obsessed w them <33333333

OOC | Godfrey & Edmund

nephew!!! godfrey honestly can't wait for the day that edmund is emperor!! he's got a lot of ideas about how the empire can be run more smoothly and like???? god, he's so weird idek how to explain sdafjklsdjf ok so i feel like godfrey is a really weiRD mix of characteristics like???? he's cutthroat and ruthless but he's also innovative and altruistic, like he legit wants to make the world a better place!!!!! but mostly bc he thinks its a black terrible place and he thinks it'll take a monster to carve a paradise out of the muck basically????? and he aint afraid to make the world a lot worse on his way to the top to do that?????? lskjflasjdkfjf

anyway uncle godfrey out here literally willing to lie cheat steal and kill to get edmund on the throne!!!! and then he's gonna do everything it takes to realize his vision of a better future like????? he's so weird idek let's blame the witch grandma bc its always good to blame the witch </3

i feel like godfrey and amira and tristan had a really tough time growing up, saw some really bad stuff, and godfrey is convinced that he needs to cleanse this world and, thanks to edmund, he can! thanks, bud! and i think he's like 'they can hate me, but my children will have a better future ahead than i ever did etc' but!!! i don't think he is ~just team edmund bc edmund's his nephew (tho that's not nothing to him!), i think he genuinely believes in edmund and thinks he's brilliant and capable and is the ideal princeling to help him achieve his ends!! and godfrey can be his pet monster, cleansing this world for him w fire and sword!!

but all that being said, i ALSO think that godfrey legit loves his nephew v much and is super proud of him and protective of him and always has his back in his own particular distant and scheming way!!

im also toying w the notion that, given his witchy grandma, he may know about the guardians BUT, if so, i lowkey think he might actually be in favor of the apocalypse like -- i think he might actually lowkey be egging on roderick about his monotheistic religion intentionally to bring that on bc that would be a v effective cleansing reset for this wicked world and after that anyone left can help clean up whatever's left over alkjsfkjlsdfjksf BUT he wants to get safeguards in place first -- like, godfrey aint letting his family members get swallowed by the apocalypse so i feel like he's building various stuff into his new keep but!!! anyway!!! idk!!!! it depends a lil on what the mythos about the apocalypse is like if there's no chance for humanity if that happens then he's def against it hahaha -- also, alternately, he might not believe in any of that stuff at all and might just think their grandma was a crazy old hag and there are no gods whatsoever, even monstrous ones etc idk aljskdfkjdsfjk

but yeah basically the cojent points here are that he's messed up af and wants to make the world a better place...by lowkey destroying it -- like, he does terrible things and legit believes he's doing it for the greater good, he wants his nephew to rule, and finally in his own bizarre way he loves his fam v much and would do anything for them but its complicated bc he's hella messed up asdljfkdskjfkljsf so yeah yet another super mentally healthy family member for edmund over here lkajsdfljksdjfjsdkfl

[trixibebe]

He's drunk and he's flirting.

[the-acid-pear]

I didn't want to but my last post got so long Tumblr can't load it AFSGSGAHH so this is my second post bc liveblogging this manga is part of my personality now <3

From where i left,

I love seeing Shibukawa i hate knowing how that fight will go down tho </3

JACKKKK 🥺

Oh is that literally Andre the giant?

MOTOBEEEE 💞

THAT'S RETSU?! GOD I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE HIM AT ALL I-

KUREHA IS BACK TOO NICE

Katou baby you won't last

YESSSSSSSS YES YES YES MY SON.

Yeah and uh, Katsumi whatever.

BABYYYYYYYYY BOYYYYYYYYYY

Poor Kozue on god pugoygpgu

Toba 🥺

Kozue like 😨

Chapter 186

You don't know but like 2 days passed and i actually forgot what was happening VÑVPJOYG

I just remembered that scene in the fairy odd parents movie where the crowd goes OHHH AHHH

WHAT NUT?

I don't want to simp so early in the morning but UGHHH look at him!!

Hey has Baki always been doing the yujiro stand or is this new?

Feel you Mr Andre the giant i too have been told to not use my full strength. Though I'm just 1.60, my power comes from my anger issues and my god given right to kick ass

That's one strong kick

Rip the crowd n Andre the giant

Chapter 187

I don't think that's true Baki boy

That's a big number sir

I really don't care about this fight much at all surudtidkgxkhkdgksr

Poor Kozue man

Okay no apparently all cis men on the comments did want to become the string ???? Get help /j

Chapter 188

This is prob cool if you know who these people are. I unfortunately don't.

Look of bloodlust? He looks like the average fuckboy

YESSS BABEY LET'S GOOO THE GLASSES ARE BACKKK

Me watching the anime: omg that's so random why is he wearing glasses out of nowhere lol?

Me now (my brain is bigger): WOOOOOOOOO

I'm still obsessed with Toba's size

IFYOYDITDPUGPJG

Okay i had to google who igari was bc i wasn't recognizing him, now I'm cheering on him

This is gonna be a good one, hopefully

That was murder

DOPPO POG DOPPO POG-

Chapter 189

Hehehe this title sounds promising 👀

KSJSKSHSJS BRO 🥺

I really can't tell if he's scared of confident, i HOPE he's confident like, he's my pollo afteral (i make that joke in Spanish bc idk how to do it in English 😭)

Nice feet (See? No one can accuse me of having a foot fetish because no one reads these haha!)

I'm not gonna simp for 3 lines straight but i can't just pass this without saying how much i love how Doppo looks in this arc my man looking more precious than usual 😌🥺💞

Shout-out to the ppl in the comments wishing Motobe a happy bday <33

Chapter 190

These men just LOVE breaking fingers don't they?

It was a pleasure knowing you Motobe-san

I must say Doppo first watching the fights with Katou now with his son is like, super damn sweet like this dude is just such a Dad™

Sumo is such a damn cool sport tbh, i watched like one documentary on it once and nothing else but it's just like damn

NOOOUGHHH

MOTOBE IS FUCKING DEAD.

Lshekwhwksgskd someone was mentioning how they make Motobe sound like a badass but he loses every time and someone just responded "He's 50", which is similar to the justification i tried to give myself whenever Doppo kept fucking losing but then you have mfs like Shibukawa who is 70 and is just mad powerful KSVSNSH 😔

Chapter 191

Hehe the king ☺️

THAT WAS SO RANDOM AJGSJSGEJSG i love this mf

FUCK HOW SHORT IS RETSU OMG 🥺

1.76 HE'S SO TINY HE'S SHORTED THAN DOPPO OMFG

also if y'all wonder how I'm doing my jaw is currently trembling and i think i have a fever, but it's fine, we getting to 200 today boys

I really don't care much about Katsumi but he has a very shaped face i won't lie, his eyes are very pretty too. STILL DONT CARE BOUT HIM 🙄😒

They just throwing hands these mfs ffs

Katsumi that's a bit too far don't you think?

A fuckin pussy out sort of luck i see

Chapter 192

I hate smooth Retsu sm let him keeps his face wrinkles ffs

Obsessed with these lads

ANDRE MY MAN look at him

EVERYBODY IS GETTING IN THE WAY FR SPUGPYDOTSÑD

I love how these characters say <3

Fucked up to beat up a wounded man tho NGL :/

OH FUCK HIS ELBOW NO

Chapter 193

Idk man after 180+ chapters Retsu's body doesn't look that wild to me

I know he will lose bc uh, Retsu obviously? But man i really like this Russian

Kozue that's how every match is

Hhhh 😬

He's dead.

Chapter 194

OH MY GOD HIM AGAIN?! HHH FFS!!!

VAMOOOS KATOU

Hey they aren't doing the white lips thing anymore that's sick

Motobe Latino /j

OYFPUTDPUTDPUTDPID

NO MY MAN KATOU IS NO MATCH TO YUJIRO NO ONE IS NOOO 😢

Chapter 195

Monkee

MY BOY BAKI GETTING THAT GOOD OL FLASHBACK HUH BAKI PTSD MOMENCE

YEET

Chapter 196

LSHLSHEKEBSJSHSVS IM LOSING IT

Look at the cocky mf man sjsgdhd

I must say i love the progression of Baki's personality

ANDOOOO

Chapter 197

Katsumi is deranged

My health problems are solved btw

I honestly hope Katsumi wins, for the honor of shinshinkai exclusively

Doppo looks so proud of his son 🥺

These mfs so childish ffs

...how is he that small 😭

I really don't understand any of these people

Chapter 198

I love seeing Toba just around doing shit like yeah king you go. My nostalgia enjoys his presence

Toba king i don't want to see you on a wheelchair please-

Toba baby you are going to die and horrible death and i will hate to be the witness of it

LSHSJSHSKHWKSHS ???

He's dead 😔

SHOUT-OUT TO THE FUCKING ASSHOLE WHO COMPARED TOBA TO THE TERRAFORMARS ROACHES 😭😭💀

Chapter 199

Igari right? He's dead too. I have less doubt than anyone else, Hanayama is a beast.

THEHWHSHHS 😭 WHY DOES HE HAVE TO OPEN BOTTLES LIKE THAT FFS

Different? Idk man he looks the same to me

Chapter 200

Like it's not just brawling man if anyone the size and strenght of Hanayama did anything they would win no matter what, this mf is a beast

THAT'S SO MEAN THEY WERE SUCH BESTIES OUGH MY HEART 😢💔

I'm sorry, he's gonna get WHAT? 😳

Ndhskshskhdkd obsessed

THESE MEN OMFG.... IM LOSING IT

So glad at least SOMEONE is still a bro 😒

HANAYAMA BRO??? IM BETTING ALL MY MONEY ON YOU BRO PLEASE

Obsessed he didn't even realize

THANKS HANAYAMA PHEW I WAS GETTING WORRIED FOR A SECOND THERE!

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

And that's it for tonight, adiós

[morbidly-malicious-muffins]

What Kind of Music Slashers Would Vibe to Headcanons♪

This little thing popped into my head. Fyi, the canon timelines are thrown out the window for this so... Yeah.

Bring forth the bop~

RZ Michael Myers

"Let my weapons be your children, let my armies be your damned. Try to suffer on in silence, try to stop me if you can." --- This Cold Black by Slipknot

I think he'd really enjoy metal in general. I can totally see him unknowingly stomping to some Marilyn Manson and Meshuggah, though the lyrics and message probably will just fly over his head.

He listens to some heavy shit, but probably all the more mainstream bands/artists.

The loudness and organized chaos of the genre fills the void in his soul and reflects the state of his mind, despite his stoic and non-verbal outer demeanor.

Someone please do everyone a favor and introduce Michael to some death metal. Admit it, it really fits his aesthetic.

This is just based on speculation, but I suspect a 70% possibility of RZ Michael resonating with Cannibal Corpse. Fight me.

He hates classical music with a burning passion. Back in Smith's Grove, they played Bach's Air Sul G on tap. (its canon in the first movie lmao) He hates it. Mikey no likey.

Freddy Krueger

"No stop signs, speed limit, nobody's gonna slow me down. Like a wheel, gonna spin it, nobody's gonna mess me around." --- Highway to Hell, by AC/DC

Freddy listens to classic rock, period.

This guy is ngl a supporter of music taste discrimination. You listen to pop? Disgusting. You listen to Jazz? Disgusting. Classic rock is the epitome of all music.

He'll call you music-related slurs you never knew existed.

As stubborn adamant as Freddy is, he does harbor some guilty pleasures, including 70's hair metal and glam rock. Pshh. What a heckin hypocrite.

Some of his all time favorites are Guns N' Roses, Led Zeppelin, Van Halen, and AC/DC.

(Basic bitch)

*Hip thrust movements to go with his 'The Sprinkler' dance moves, Welcome to the Jungle by Guns N' Roses blasting in the background*

OG Michael Myers

He doesn't listen to music, but if he did, he would probably enjoy Jazz.

Michael only listens to Miles Davis because he enjoys his music and can't be bothered to discover more artists.

Oml Michael I know Miles Davis is amazing but don't neglect other iconic artists plzzz. Someone please make him listen to some Teddy Wilson and/or Dave Brubeck.

I imagine him sitting stiff-straight on a rocking chair (he just likes how it moves), knife in his lap, rocking and zoning-out relaxing to 'Blue in Green'. (I love that piece)

#AfterHeFinallyKillsLaurie

#RetirementGoals

He also hates classical music because of the same reason as RZ Myers. Seriously, if either of them so much as hears the opening chord of Air Sul G, expect the speaker to be stomped to a pulp in a split second.

Bubba Sawyer

Alright let's all be honest with ourselves... 70's pop and country is Bubba's shit.

Look me in the face and tell me he wouldn't adore ABBA, The Jackson 5, and Dolly Parton. Thats right you can't

Everytime 'Dancing Queen' starts playing on the radio, Bubba will drop everything and start busting down.

Ain't nothing and nobody stoppin him. Drayton is powerless against the supreme sovereignty that is ABBA.

But let's also appreciate the fact that our Bubster can motherfuckin get down. *wipes sweat from forehead + heart eyes*

He would also do passionate lip sync with his heart and soul, to Dolly Parton's 'I Will Always Love You'.

50% chance of him starting to cry right after he finishes his earnest performance.

*Holding Bubba in your arms, rubbing comforting circles on his back as he bawls hysterically, incoherently babbling on about how much he loves you*

I also feel for some reason he'd really like Joan Jett & The Blackhearts.

Thomas Hewitt

"For one moment, I wish you'd hold your stage, with no feelings at all. Open minded, I'm sure I used to be so free." --- Citizen Erased by Muse

Y'know what I have a hard time imagining the type of music Tommy listens to. Kutos, Mr. Hewitt, you have defeated me.

siKE

(This is where I yeet the timeline out of the window y'all)

Thomas enjoys Muse, Evanescence, and Radiohead. (Fight me)

He just loves how emotional their songs are. He'd have one earbud in as he works away at his projects for hours. The music helps him concentrate, it is also a source of emotional support to him.

Hearing the heart-wretching lyrical content of 'Lost in Paradise' performed so beautifully by Amy Lee's angellic voice is really comforting to him. It's like hearing about another person's experiences. It makes him feel less alone in dealing with his emotional and mental turmoils and burdens.

The first time Thomas heard 'Creep' by Radiohead, he almost cried.

He also listens to My Chemical Romance sometimes. He only knows the Black Parade album, but he loves it. If 'Creep' didn't make him cry, listening to that entire album from top to bottom sure did. He started sobbing half-way through 'Famous Last Words'.

Tommy is emotional boi 🥺

Brahms Heelshire

C l a s s i c a l

No matter how stinky Brahms is, you can't tell me that he's not classy.

Schubert is his bitch. Schubert's style tends to be quite majestic and/or dreamy, (generally) and can change color/sound very abruptly yet appropriately. (This is just my opinion based on experience with Schubert's pieces, but then I only know his piano pieces soo) (let's still cue that maestoso to scherzando transition)

But of course, Schubert isn't the only thing he listens to. He prefers the romantic period, so Mendelssohn, Rachmaninoff, Chopin, Shostakovich, Brahms, Schumann, you get the gist, all the staples. Oh yeah Elgar too. To be a proud English lad.

*Brahms swaying in the living room with the grace of a baby giraffe, engrossed in the beautiful melodies in Schumann's Kinderszenen.*

(Oml please check out 'Von fremden Landern und Manschen' and 'Kind im Einschlummern') (For those who play piano, they aren't that difficult too totally recommend) (Ok sorry I'm done now)

Brahms would totally waltz around alone to Chopin's waltzes and nocturnes.

Oh yeah apart from that classy shit, he likes to jam to meme songs.

"Hey now, you're an all star, get your game on, go play---"

*cut to Brahms passionately fortnite dancing*

Listens to The Strange Man Who Sings About Dead Animals for a good laugh. (Please, all of his songs are gold)

Vincent Sinclair

He'll have 'emo' and 'classical' with a side of metal, thanks.

I headcanon that Vinny McWaxy is an INFJ, so the boy is likely prone to crippling existentialism. It would make sense for some aspects of his music taste to reflect that.

*cut to Vincent sitting rock-still on his workbench/stool, hands hover in mid-air, staring straight ahead, some John Cage piece playing*

You'll never hear this from Vincent but he enjoys sexy-time music. He has this whole erotic playlist he listens to while working. (Boy likes to feel sexy on the job, I respect that.)

I think its pretty much canon that Vinny loves MCR. (Hello fellow emo piece of shit 👋) His favorites are everything by them really. A hardcore fan. He used to have MCR, P!ATD, and 30 Seconds to Mars posters plastered everywhere in his workshop until he had to remove them all to add to the intimidation factor of his waxy hell for passer-bys. For the record, he is very gay for Frank Iero.

On the metal part of his spectrum is mostly classic metal, groove metal, and thrash/heavy metal.

Rammstein, Pantera, Vildhjarta, new and old Metallica, Dream Theatre, Coheed and Cambria. His bitches.

He also uses music to scare victims when bringing them down to his workshop. *cue horror movie soundtracks*

*KI KI KI MA MA MA*

Is a whore for the dramatics when in a good mood.

*Lacrimosa by Mozart plays as he makes a point to bring the wax painfully slowly down toward a drowsy and petrified victim*

A lament for your upcoming death, pitiful human.

Bo Sinclair

"The day has come for all us sinners, if you're not a servant you'll be struck to the ground." -- Beast and The Harlot by Avenged Sevenfold

Bastard boy is into dad-music™. (same)

Dad rock, classic rock, pop punk, punk rock, old school pop, his shit.

He listens to a lot of the same bands as Freddy, but Bo (generally) doesn't discriminate and explores a more diverse variety of music.

Its a fandom canon that Bo loves Avenged Sevenfold. I totally agree.

A7x is the perfect amount of cynical, political, and shred for Beauregard, (I hc that ge hates his full name so plz don't ever call him Beauregard)

He listens to the radio whenever he's at work. Whatever that might be.

Will NEVER admit it, but he thinks Vinny's music taste is dope as hell.

He'll turn off the radio just to strain his ears to listen to Vincent's music downstairs. No one will ever know that though. You don't.

Actually likes classical music too. Its not one of his main genres but there's one piece he really likes, Second Movement of Shostakovich Piano Concerto No. 2 in F Major.

He never thought he'd enjoy this type of music. Its so.... Calm. He discovered that piece from Vinny's playlist. When he first heard it on his brother's speaker, he fell in love. It was one of the extremely rare cases in which he'd be committed enough to ask Vinny the name of the music.

Tiny shuffle for man-kind, huge fuckin step for Bo. Good job Bo, we're proud of you.

Also pleeeeeaaase message me or request stuff, I'm bored and have little inspiration 🦊

I might do a pt2 of this, since I didn't write many of the boys and gals🤷‍♀️

Also sorry if I've neglected some genres/artists (Like i've neglected non-piano classical pieces.... Bc ya girl is just a pianist), a person can't know everything😗

---Zali 🖤

[shakespeareismydad]

My thought process as I watch season 7 of GoT

-S07E03

-Can Cersei please shut up god, I’m so tired of listening to her talk

-Qyburn can suck a dick

-i have never hated a character more in my life

-this is painful to watch

-oh no not the ince*t, god anything but that, I’m so over it 

-STOP KISSING

-no one cares if you're the queen stop fucking your brother 

-i would love to see cersei burned by a dragon 

-brooding buddies ahaha

-this scene is so pretty, the way his cloak blows in the wind is *chefs kiss* 

-tyrion and jon interacting makes me happy 

-“are you trying to present you're own statements as wise wisdom” PleaSe 

-don’t make me think about robb and rickon PleaSe

-fucking lord baelish ugh

-sansa and her quick fire wit

-there are some chars i cant stand listening to 

-ooh is it arya, please i hope it is, 

-its bran instead oop, didn’t expect that,, hug it OUT 

-bran is so pretty wow

-this is so sweet, the way the snow enhances her hair is *chefs kiss*

-oh no is Sam gonna be in trouble for helping jorah 

-this is nice

-i hope sam doesnt get kicked out of the cidatal 

-GO SAM 

-ive heard so much about Casterly Rock and this is the first time I’m seeing it and tbh the hype wasn’t worth it 

-SECRET TUNNEL!!

-pointy stick go stabby stabby 

-FUCKING EURON AGAIN I SWEAR

-canny hack it, am not enjoying this

-for fuck sake the lannisters are at highgarden and for why

-I still don’t know if i like Jamie Lannister or not

-they aren’t gonna kill ornella, i hope not

-they really think they're gonna win how embarrassing 

-she really just drank the wine

-the fact that jamie is jofferys dad still grosses me out

-S07E04

-pretty op scene 

-Tom Hopper in game of thrones whaattttt

-Oh my god, every time i see cersei i wanna take my eyeballs out

-i don’t trust baelish with bran

-i don’t trust baelish period. 

-imagine giving a kid a dagger that almost killed him i-

-i don’t want meera to leave

--alot of people died for bran ouch 

-wait bran died, hol up, does that hes ACTUALLY the three eyed raven this time 

-ARYA JUST GOT HOME

-they better let arya in 

-Arya gone ahah

-sansa and arya moment, reunited at last

-this moment is kinda sad tbh

-this is so wholesome 

-its sad again, i wish robb and rickon were here too

-”its wasted on a cripple” i bby noo

-brans wheelchair is so nifty

-i love podrick payne

-okay but theyre outfits are kinda bomb

-thats a lot of fucking dragonglass

-secret cave what will it hold

-the children and the first men are smart 

-yess queen fight with them, wait bend the knee i- nevermind

-ion like this, does she really think he’ll bend the knee and the north folk will be happy

-what now

-oh no shes angry and doubting tyrion that cant be good 

-jon is so pretty 

-Daenerys’ shoulder broche thing is so cool, i want one

-brianne and pod training together is so nice

-im so proud of arya, what a bad bitch 

-seeing arya ad brianne train has me shook 

-”I’m a Bastard” me too jon me too

-ITS THEON I MISSED HIM

-uh-oh jon doesn't look happy to see theon

-are they gonna hug

-NO THEY ARENT FINNA HUG, pleas no fighting

-im glad he isnt killing theon

-the queen is gone?! Miss thing where did she go

-i can't get over the fact that tom hopper is in game of Thrones

-Fuck the queen especially Cersei

-its gone all quiet that means something bad is gonna happen oh no

-this shit gives me anxiety

-thats a lot of dothraki

-"we can hold them off" my guy no you cant

-she brought her dragon good luck holding them off now pahahah

-is this where jamie dies, I wouldn't be mad :|

-miss thing its over for them

-everything is going up in flames i- why are they still fight back at this point

-if ser bronn dies I'm gonna be mad

-sliced off the horse leg and for what

-deadass though if bronn dies I'm done

-i have so much anxiety oh no

-thats a big fucking arrow

-tyrion looks so sad oh no

-jamie is gonna die if he does boost soon

-I dont want the Dragons to get hurt ahhh

-i love bronn but king this ain't it

-HE HIT THE DRAGON THAT DANI IS ON I- THIS ISNT GOOD

-he blew the arrow thing up instead

-jamie leave youre going to die

-mayhe I don't want him to die just yet but he should listen to tyrion and fuck off

-ser bronn to the rescue?!?!

-im so stressed out ahaha

S07E05

-canny hack it they almost drowned

-jamie 'the twat' lennister

-tyrion walking through the aftermath makes me uncomfy, feels bad man

-dragon said rawr

-what the fuck kinda option is bend the knee or die

-tyrion murdered his dad and he'll do it again

-Just bend the knee it literally cant be that hard

-is she gonna feed them to the dragons

-oh my God she is, wait shes gonna roast them, that's definitely far worse than bending the knee

-ashes to ashes ig

-Cersei should be worried, Dani has three dragons why do they think they can win

-cersei gives me a headache

-jon is so pretty and for what

-mister dragon needs to chill

-is he gonna eat jon

-oh hes letting jon pet him alrightie

-it's kinda creepy seeing it up close ngl

-"gorgeous beast" PleaSe

-figure of speech yeah sure right mhmm

-didnt you want jorah dead like three seconds ago

-i fucking hate those ravens

-thats a big mountain

-thats a lot of dead folks oofdt

-oh sam

-hes a smart wee lad

-i hope they listen to sam, hes making very good point

-some of these measter are dickhead

-im so tired of bending this fucking knee

-what the fuck is a wet nurse

-how are you gonna bring a wight to the capital

-this is whisky business

-trusting a stranger is never a good idea but okay I guess

-the minute jon leave everyone starts shitting on him, what arseholes

-sansa is so pretty

-im so confused what is happening

- Ion like this

-oh no is jamie gonna kill tyrion

-not tyrion making jokes as if he isnt gonna die

-wheres gendry i miss him

-look at my mans I love him

-he looks so good,, look at him king shit

-pop off gendry with your big hammer thing,, I was not expecting that

-not miss thing tryna get bronn killed for betrayal i- 🤚🏾hold up

-IS SHE PREGNANT AGAIN OG MY FUCKING GOd,, shes really ginns have another ince*t baby i 💀,, cut the fkn camera

-gendry you had one job

-"youre alot leaner,, you're alot shorter" I king PleaSe pahahaha

-tyrion is so pretty

-jon you need to return cause like, I dont want you to die

-wait is sam leaving,, bye big library

-what is lord baelish up too now,, I'm sus

-only copy of what,, what is he doing

-is arya finna break into his room

-i dont like this,, he probably has whatever arya is looking for on him

-he hid it in the mattress that smart ngl

-what is lord baelish plotting,, it's making me unsettled

-"you need to convince the one with the dragons or the one with that fucks her brother" paahahah I cant pLease that's so fuunny

-tormund and jorah fight let's go

-"were all breathing" I mean ya I guess pahaha

-gendry is so pretty

S07E06

-they look so tiny against the snow

-"down south the air smells like pig shit" "you've never been down south" "I've been to winterfell" "that's the north" "pfftt" I love that whole interaction

-does tormund wanna fuck gendry i- pahahah

-hes allowed to be mad at you for selling him

-jorah and jon are having a moment bless them

-arya reminiscing about her dad is so cute and it makes me sad

-oh no they're arguing

-"beloved Joffrey" ouch

-we were getting along so well,, and lord baelish had fucked it up

-"gingers are beautiful" yes they are my guy yes they fucking are

-dws tomund what dick is 🤚🏾🤠

-uh babies tormund chill out

-the way Jon's jacket coat thing puffs out is so funny

-i really hope Jon's not in love with Dani

-cersei wants to murder alot of people

-wait why cant dani have children

-they looks like ants in the snow

-is that a polar bear,, NOT A POLAR BEAR I REPAET NOT A POLAR BEAR

-THEYVE GOT FLAMING SWORDS

-mans is gonna get eaten alive

-hes gonna die out here and he doesn't even care,, or maybe he wont die i ??????

-where did they get a flaming sword from

-lord baelish needs to stfu

-what is baelish planning

-its gone all quiet again

-jon said slice and dice

-that a loud fucking screech,, oh no I hear rumbling that cant be good

-go gendry go!!

-theyre running across a lake what if the ice breaks,,

-gendry is a fast little fuck huh

-im so stressed I dont want anyone else to die,, especially gendry

-theyre gonna freeze to death

-oh no thros froze, feels bad man

-where did he get a flaming sword,, it pretty poggers

-ive got anxiety

-not sansa going back to king's landing

-miss thing, honey, sansa it's never safe

-yall Danis coat is so pretty

-how to train your dragons type beat

-well done hound you've provoked the dead

-wheres dani and her dragons when you need her

-if tormund dies,, oh nooooo

-someone should help him

-this is so sad

-sis came through what a queen

-the king Walker is gonna throw the ice spear and kill the dragon oh naw

-the stress is coming back

-he just killed on of her dragons,, I'm so shook

-jons gonna drown

-okai hes still alive but how long still he freezes to death

-miss thing you're literally gonna freeze to death dont try to fight

-seeing uncle benjen die, saving him,, that hurted

-the CRUNCH of Jon's coat oft

-shes not gonna kill sansa right?!?

-arya gave her the dagger but now what?!?

S07E07 (this should be good)

-bronn I'm offend men with dicks are just as good with men without them

-the dothraki really just fight for fun huh

-THEON!!!!

-not the brothels 🤚🏾🥴

-the wight doesn't enjoy that box

-cersei you wont be killing anyone,, miss thing needs to SIT DOWN AND STFU

-god I don't wanna deal with any lennister,, apart from tyrion

-i love podrick

-maybe I dont like ser bronn

-im sus,, something bad might happen,, its gone all quiet

-here comes miss thing and euron

-im gonna be sick with anxiety

-does everyone just have a permanent from on their faces or what

-i hate when she speaks

-dragons as a means of travel is so handy

-ats a big fucking dragon pahaha

-constant state of stress

-euron shut the fuck up

-euron is gonna get punched in the face if he doesn't shut up

-sit down euron or fuck off

-cersei shut up for two seconds

-does whe really think the army of the dead is a bad joke,, MISS THING COME ONNN

-does miss thing believe them now after almost being attacked by a wight

-100,000 AT LEAST oh no

-euron is scared lol hes definitely gonna die

-"until the dead is defeated they are our true enemy" Miss thing we've been trying to tell you

-oop mans already been pledged and miss Cersei is pissed

-honestly fuck the Lannisters

-everyone is pissed at jon for not lying lol

-tyrion don't talk to cersei,, that's a bad idea just waiting to happen

-oh lord am stressed

[you-need-a-jello-shot]

a really really long post about Vicki’s final show (seriously its so long)

It’s like everything that I can remember from the performance - not really focused on vicki btw but she is in there a lot dw

In megasix Danielle winked at the audience and I don't think I've ever been so suddenly attracted to someone

Also Danielle!Parr walks like a fucking gazelle she puts so much grace and power into every step I am ASTOUNDED

Also if the whole cast would please stop smirking like that at the audience throughout the whole of Ex wives thatd be great cos I would like to leave the theatre with some of my being in tact

They kept giving eachother cute little eye contact and doing cute little things with Vicki (mostly Vicki + Collette)

Ngl I could not look away from Collette the whole time she plays Aragon like that one popular girl at school who knows they’re better than you and you agree - she is SUCH a queen bee. Like she doesn't smile she smirks at you. her eyebrow just flicks UP and my heart explodes

Also genuinely just seems more relaxed in that role compared to the first time I saw her

I JUST REMEMBERED THAT DURING NO WAY SHE WENT "MEOW" AT THE AUDIENCE I AM SO FUCKIN GAY idk how to explain which bit was at but basically at 1:17 in the recorded version when Renée says like "woo!" Collette does the meow instead and oof

After every song the audience literally would not stop clapping for like a solid 10-15 seconds

Courtney omfg she is so perfect as Boleyn she has this little shit grin on her face throughout like she just roasted the fuck outta you and I love it she sells it sO well

"he must have really liked my head...." aND THEN SHE DOES THE THING WITH THE MICROPHONE IT WAS SO FUNNY

Not exactly feral but has so much energy like idk how she does it in that costume with those lights on she must get so fuckin hot like I was hot and I was wearing a crop top (yes I know it's cold out but I'm hardcore so it's fine)

Also I don’t remember when it was but I think Boleyn said something sassy about getting her head chopped off again and she and vicki did a little fistbump in the back it was c u t e. I think court and vic really try to remind everyone boleyn and howard were actually cousins

Hana Seymour is Adorable

Like she just seems like a young version of Natalie's Seymour, which is appropriate cos she is one of the younger queen's . When she said "really, really old school" she dragged out the laughter after and looked so proud of herself

When giving her speech about how she had it easy, Nat!Seymour seems genuinely hurt by what the queen's say about her. Like she constantly has the pain of it on her mind. Whilst Hana!Seymour seems to just laugh a long a bit, rolling her eyes and stuff like it doesn't really affect her that much. Maybe her version is just more at peace with it.

Anyway we've decided to Stan because her heart of stone was so fuckin perfect like she kept looking like she was going to break down and start crying I genuinely thought she was going to but then she sang the next line with such ferocity and it totally went with the theme of the song

As always Haus of Holbein was chaotic as shit. At one point one of them started doing the Criss cross thing with their knees and then literally all of them started doing it it was great. also Danielle does fingerguns as she goes across the stage and then leaps like a ballet dance its fuckin great.

Cherelle was actually so frickin good as well!!! I didn't really know what to expect from her but I she actually puts so much thought into her performance. She has so many little mannerisms that are so funny

Can't think of many but she keeps going back to the same person on the right side of the stage "oh. You again."

Actually made me realise how little speaking lines Cleves has outside of her song I think

ALSO when Parr and Aragon are pretending to be dudes in a club going up to Cleves tHEY HAVE A HAND SHAKE AND COLLETTE HAD HER TONGUE IN HER CHEEK AND IM LIKE WHY AM I ATTRACTED TO THAT WTF

Vicki's Howard is was literally so perfect. I wasn't sure what to expect cos I've only ever seen her as Boleyn so I've seen her at peak chaos. But omg she literally made me forget she was Vicki she just seemed so SmOl. But she was also definitely a Brat Kat.

When Parr pushed her forward the audience cheered she was like "aw thanks" and flicked her hair over her shoulder.

I think I might even do a separate post of just her performance cos omf I have a lot to say

OKAY SO THIS WAS MY FAVOURITE BIt

Idk if it's cos Vicki had just done AYWD for the last time or cos it was so close to the end or what but idk the chaos energy just seemed to be AMPed

When they're prompting Parr to start and theyre all posed with their arms outstretched they held that for SO long and it was so awkward and hilarious omfg cos Danielle went to sing and then didn't and it was great

And then she was like "nah I'm good" and then everyone just kind of deflated and then band kinda tapered off and it was ALSO long

And then Aragon was like ".... :D" and tries to rehold the position even though no one else is and Howard comes forward and is like "n..no" and puts her arms down it was so fuckin funny

Then Anne was just like "wot"

When Vicki said "oh I'm Catherine Parr I draw lines in arbitrary places" she mimicked Danielle's voice and made it really deep and breathy LMAO

And then when they were all in the group arguing on stage about Parr not singing and Danielle's just there looking at the audience like :/ Howard just yelled "I SANG FOR 7 MINUTES"

And then Aragon turned round and was like "I'm so sorry about this" to the audience

And Danielle really made it seem like Parr was fully just going off randomly and it wasn't planned like she was thinking about what to say before she said anything like "um... Okay... Uh... Okay well - bit of context - I've actually had my fair share of marriages"

Also DANIELLE STEERS' SINGING VOICE IS THE SEXIEST THING

It's so breathy and deep and I oop

Like damn she just seems like the softest parr

Idk how to explain it but she was soft and wholesome but also had so much power like ma'am..... her parr just seems like the chillest person

Anyway they just were having so much fucking FUN by the end they were just fully going for it it was great to watch

And then Danielle gave a really great speech and called Vicki a firecracker and Collette was like "if you ever wanna see her silly little face again catch her on tour" and I :)))

And then they gave her flowers and started doing the megasix and the fucking POWER CUT OUT AND EVERYONE WAS JUST LIKE ...

And Courtney literally started pissing herself and started singing the song like a rugby lad and everyone joined in it was peak culture

Anyway yea that was that

[vigor-the-visionary]

once a handmaiden thoughts

THIS EPISODE STIRRED A LOT OF FEELINGS IN ME SO I JUST HAFTA... LET IT OUT,,, sorry for rambling,,, it just really,, made me,,, feel,,, so MANY things  ; ; ;; ;;

under read more!! because this is LONG YEEHAW

First of all. team awesome??? making weapons ??? that little fist and butt bump they did???? blessed.

Eugene’s face when he was asking permission for project obsidian,, and zach’s voice acting... made me ‘aww :’)’ and ‘awww ;-;’

OK cass finding the missing glass shard felt kinda... ‘eh’ for me ?? would ramble a WHOLE lot more on this case but i wanna focus on the positive things in this episode so lets leave that for another time, (or another person)

REALLY loved the bit where cass saw flashes of zhan tiri when she touched her,, quality animation 11/10 

THANK YOU TANGLED CREW FOR THE GOOD OWL AND CASSANDRA INTERACTIONS THAT WAS DELICIOUS. (it was one of my fav wishes to see them interact so this was genuinely one of the BEST things in the episode for me)

is the real faith okay ??? where is she, i wanna hug her

(ngl the entire episode billie eilish’s im the bad guy kept threatening to break through my brain until it was the only thing i could comprehend the whole episode)

FUCK GOTH GREMLIN LADY. fuck u, i hate u. bitch.

im happy cry over the fact that cass still wants to be friends, but is still clearly struggling to process Feelings (tm)

the MAIN TRIO HANGING OUT JUST LIKE SEASON 1 DAYS MADE ME UGLY SOB YOU REALLY DONT KNOW WHAT WE’VE LOST UNTIL THE SHOW JUST DANGLED IT IN FRONT OF MY FACE. PLEASE JUST MAKE UP ALREADY HOLY FUCK

frederick in a handmaiden dress..... effervescent. (CASS’S FACE WHEN SHE TURNED INTO EUGENE HAD ME WHEEZING)

the comedy when cass was having trouble w the cloak is ten times more hilarious when u actually try to pay attention to what eugene and raps was talking abt in that scene. believe me, listen to it....

god..... the cass and eugene banter,,, it was barely existing but it was there,, and i want to cry....

the new gopher was TOO MF CUTE and IM DISTRAUGHT OVER THE FACT THAT THEY DIDNT EVEN USE HER KJDFHLKDF

‘RAPS’ MADE ME DIE INSIDE.... it really was always cass’ nickname for her.... never really suited anyone else calling her that (not even eugene)

the play was an absolute disaster and I LOVED IT let me slurp more of that angst juice lads (i was dying at catalina and angry costumed as black rocks,, u go rock em girls)

OK O K OKOK OKOK OKO KO THAT FIGHT SCENE. THAT ANIMATION. THE VOICE ACTING. THE EMOTIONS ON EVERYONES FACES. THE MOMENT ZHAN FUCK TIRI REMOVED CASS’ CLOAK YOU COULD CLEARLY SEE THE GENUINE FEAR IN RAPS’ FACE AND IM CRYING

(small tidbit i 'AWWWED’ when the camera panned to eugene and varian and the latter was riding fidella, tf, too cute)

seriously. fuck zhan tiri.

the biggest thing i was disappointed about in this episode,, is cass saying gothel’s line, ‘you want me to be the bad guy? etc etc’,  exact word for word. do i need explaining for this, i dont really thinks so. :(

EUGENE GUSHING TIME. 

the way our lad was handling everything,,, made me feel so proud,, and so sad,, at the same time.... here you have his first real job as captain of the guard, tainted by the strained relationships with cass and the sort. he’s struggling to put his feelings into light too, you know he was more keen on giving up on cass, but..

when his voice slightly broke when he was speaking to her ‘you were like a sister-’ i dont know man.. i think he’s just sad and tired of losing people he cares about,,, :’(( 

though i dont have much hope for it, id really love a eugene and cass scene where these idiot siblings just talk heart-to-heart out w each other,, that will be,, the biggest wish i have for the finale, tbh

lance: appears, me: oh right u exist

ZHDFKHDKFH FOR REAL I WAS REALLY SURPRISED WHEN HE JUST SHOWED UP

THEN SUDDENLY ADIRA AND HECTOR WERE THERE TOO TF ???

but quirin??? missing??? WHERE

AND THEN EDMUND APPEARED AND MY THEORY JUST WENT OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW LMFAO

idk if im missing anything,,, but ok.. time to cool down a bit. 

eugene’s voice,, calling out rapunzel’s name.. just made me ;__;

the DRAMA of the camera pans when rapunzel was running to look at what happened to corona,, thank u sm that hurt

new dream hand holding!!! yeehaw. 

raps’ face. no talk, she angy

OK. next episode?? i have high hopes! (i think its 2 hours ??? i am crying for this finale lads) until next time, tangled,, u have crushed my heart countless times but hopefully we’ll have a happy end yet :’))

[forestlion]

RANKING: Die Mannschaft (WM14) by Someone Who Doesn’t Know Anything About Foosball

the rankings will be from... on a scale from 1 to 10. i cannot tell you what kind of scale it is, it just is a scale,,, of uuuuhhhhhhh Fußball

(i found them boys who be playing on this list)

1) Manuel Neuer

the legitimate number 1 (literally), absolute tall ass icon, legendary Torboy, king of coca cola and head and shoulders adverts, inventor of bavaria. he is probably also what the world things a german looks like, generally. i must give the man who played all WM games by HIMSELF (torwart goals count double)...... a good and good 10/10, legendary meme icon father

2) Roman Weidenfeller

no idea....whom the fuck this is? the only thing i did google was that list (linked above) and thats all i do be knew.............it LOOKS LIKE hes a Towart and also very very old for a Footballer (its not soccer). so, frankly, the only real goalie in my heart and shoulders is Manu, so....i can only give this Anonymous Man a.... like, a 2/10.,, 

3) Ron-Robert Zieler

his fucking name oh my giodhgohiaheig.......another goalie....how many does 1 Die Mannschaft need???? 3 apparently, i think hes the last one. again..... WHOM is this GUY. fucking... Ron-Robert, my GOD. nerd ass name imma give him 1/10

4) Jerome Boateng

I KNOW HIM,,,,, finally,,, another one. i vaguely remember an AfD asshole saying something about he wouldnt want him as his neighbour (?) and GOD ... FUCK the AfD,,. on my handy dandy list it says Boateng is defense and....good on him, someone needs to be defending.... the Ball. 8/10

5) Erik Durm

another “whomst” for me but i feel like.... i heard his name somewhere....anyway....Durm? Durmstrang? thats the only connection i can make, 3/10

6) Matthias Ginter

whom.... the FUCK. Matze?????? 1/10

7) Kevin Großkreutz

“damit bleibstu die komplette halbzeit mit cool” another legendary advert icon.... made relevant by german comedy Blödelduo Joko&Klaas and thus, proud owner of an Umberto Award,,, for this i must give him a wholesome 8/10

8) Benedikt Höwedes

is ist just me or does this man look like hes from the north?? maybe its the last name lmaoooo anyway..... uuhhh..... i do not have strong feelings about this feller. a plain... plain ol guy. hes so plain hes probably from NRW, 4/10

9) Mats Hummels

now THAT is a guy ive heard of!!!!!! his name is, frankly, funny and iconic. Mats???? very northern. Hummels????? love me some bumblebees. his gf has also proven that she cant dance in germanys version of Strictly Come Dancing called Let’s Dance. im also ngl hes kinda cute........ and looks, esp with his hair and beard, like 3 other guys i know. 8.5/10

10) Philipp Lahm

HE!!!!!!! he was the captain right?????? the foosball leader?????? what a tiny boy. small child. shorty. shawty. when the Die Mannschafter are standing in a line next to each other (during the national anthem) and the camera glides over their heads its always TALL TALL TALL TALL tiny ass philipp lahm TALL TALL TALL, makes for....comedic fodder for a century...its a classic, 9/10 for this banter

11) Per Mertesacker

isnt this man also a tallest man? one of the tallest lads? i think he is? also, according to his name, another nordy boy. i love when you can TELL where someones from (within germany) just by their name. nobody would read “Per Mertesacker” and assume this man is from Munich. 5/10

12) Shkodran Mustafi

yes i know this guy too.... god...i feel like.... i need to throw a Gut Kick in die Runde at this point.... Fußballstudio here i come.... i know my ish, i know my footsies.... i will give this man..... 7/10 bc uuuhhhhhh 

13) Julian Draxler

im ngl. im already exhausted. i thought this was gonna be like 11 boys but here we are at nr 13, only like HALFWAY through........ this is the tough work my mama warned me about. anyway and furthermore..... Julian is a Boy name. sounds very young. i had a julian in my class in my time, did not care about him. 3/10

14) Mario Götze

he shoot the last goal didnt he!!!! the winning goal!!!! icon!!!! also my classmates, when they were talking about Fooseball (in public??!!!) called him “pummelig” (chubby) which.......Whom is out there playing for the National Die Mannschaft and whom is NOT, Jonas Fabian????? GOD. 10/10

15) Sami Khedira 

im....im losing content and things to say about these guys.....they be playing ball. with their feet. they get more money than they will ever need. and all of them are either midfielders or defenders, which is boring. everybody should be striker, now THAT would be interesting...anyway... 7/10

16) Christoph Kramer

wh...who...whose..........????????? what a mystery, 0/10

17) Toni Kroos

another one from the north????? its only... theyre only either Bavarian or Northern, arent they.... also Toni Kroos reminds me of Toni Garn (?) which is a model i believe? im educated on all fronts...........fucking hell uh...uhm.... der toni, jaja... Kroose Krabbe... i dont know..... 5.5/10

18) Thomas Müller

get you a man with the most common german name of all time, who is also bavarian and a footballer. this man just might be the most german guy on this very earth.....i also thought hes a striker but the list says hes a midfielder so i dont....... i wouldnt..... 4/10

19) Mesut Özil

Özil!!!!!! this man has the power to see!!!! because he..... his eyes.....oahgiehrgiagh there was a Meme where people compared him to Finding Nemo and aighiawgh he reacted really sweetly and im......i did cry (i didnt) 10/10

20) Lukas Podolski

LU LU LU LUKAS PODOLSKI EYOOOOO Poldi x Schweini bffs Forever xDD :PPp just kidding but its been like that hasnt it. now theyre selling Chips together. uhhhhh yeah. yeah. hes iconic id say, 9/10

21) Andre Schürrle

this is a blond man. thts the only trait i know. his name sounds like he should be from the south west? which, i am too, so, i gotta give him a.... a 8/10

22) Bastian Schweinsteiger

i will say this. Poldi und Schweini are.....theyre not...listen. theyre not goodlooking but they have STANS out here, even in my very much not Footballfriendly group of people i know. Schweini is a silver fox now, apparently, which makes him even more desirable (this man has been selling me Funny Frisch Chips for the past decade now and ive HAD it).  Poldi and Schweini are an iconic twosome though, so, i gotta give Bastian a 9/10 as well, i suppose,

23) Miroslav Klose

him!!!! Rihanna stans him, which makes him automatically cooler than he probably deserves.... he is also the oldest footballer alive, i think? and the only striker listed!!!!!!! ledge, 10/10

24) Joachim Löw

JOOOOGIII WIR WISSEN WO DEIN AUTO STEEEHHHTTT legend. fashion icon. hair goals. dialect and accent goals. my southern belle..... jooo, des schaffma jogiii! 100/10 ufbasse jetz!!!!

[thestudyofbasements]

LOVECRAFT WAS HELLA FUCKED UP AND I KINDA FEEL BAD FOR HIM CUZ HE SEEMS LIKE HE LIVED A SAD AND LONELY LIFE AND DUDE DIED AT LIKE 40 SOMETHING BUT HOLY S H I  T WAS HE MAD RACIST BRO. I LIKE TO THINK THAT IT WAS AN EXTERNALIZATION OF THE OTHER SHIT THAT HE HAD GOING ON SINCE HE MARRIED A JEWISH WOMAN DESPITE HIS ANTISEMETIC BELIEFS BUT I ALSO KNOW SOMETIMES PEOPLE ARE BAD AND JUST BECAUSE THEY;RE NOT 100% CONSISTENT WITH THEIR BULLSHIT DOESN’T MEAN THEY AREN’T ON THAT BULLSHIT ESPECIALLT IF THE OTHER RACIST PEOPLE IN A TIME WHERE RACISM WAS MUCH MORE READILY ACCEPTED AND COMMONPLACE TOLD HIM THAT HE WAS BEING A TAD TOO RACIST. LIKE; “My fellow I understand the senitment but good graces that’s just gratuitous sir.” OR SOMETHING. IT’S ALSO A SHAME BECAUSE IT KEEPS ME AWAY FROM HIS LEGITIMATELY GOOD WRITING, YKNOW HOW DAMN HARD IT IS TOO MAINTAIN SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF WHEN ANY SUSPICOUS OR NEGATIVELY ASSOCIATED CHARACTER THAT USUALLY GETS THE INITAIL BLAME OR WHATECER FOR SPOOKY ALIEN GOD FUCKERY IS JUST ‘NOT WHITE’ AND THAT’S IT? LIKE THAT’S THE WHOLE CHARACTER IS JUST THEYRE SCARY AND SPOOKY CUS THEYRE A SHADE DARKER THAN DRY WALL. LIKE HOLY SHIT MAN ITS LIKE BEING PIMP SLAPPED WITH A BEAR DICK WHILE TRYING TO MEDIATATE IT R E A L L Y TAKES YOU OUTTA THE EXPERIENCE. ANYWAY THIS DOESNT HAVE A POINT BUT ITS 2:23 AM AND I SHOULD BE WORKING ON A POETRY PROJECT BUT INSTEAD IVE GOTTEN A LITTLE HIGH (don’t worry it wore off ages ago im totally sober rn), WATCHED MY FIRST STUDIO GIBLHI MOVIE (it was howl’s moving castle and ngl howl is a Good Romantic Wizard and i would totally, like, cuddle him in the early morning light before the world has begun to stir), AND WROTE THIS FUCKING BESPOKE MASTERWORK. honesyly im havin a great time rn and i remembered why i love procratinating ciz it always leadds to shit like this and a rekindled wonder at the world for some reason. although that might;ve just been cuz of studio giblhi being mad good at the almost genre they do. (thanks for telling me to get into that joe) yeehaw lads, lasses, and laboratory assistents, the amount of red lines on this bitch make me proud of my bullshit ADD for the win. keep on procrastinating if its a good ass time but eventually do actually get the work done its important if not in the content for the oppurtunities that good grades will unepectedly lead to. nosleep gang out, ig uh  idk i feel like i should say some important shit since you sat thru all that drivel. um. If people are already liable to hate you for who you are you may as well do away with all social posturing and fulfilling societal expectations because you’‘ll never be able to please them and to do what you wish in spite of their distain is the purist form of revenge because they poison themselves while you grow in yourself. alright im done time to do that poetry shit. good god this is a lot of text. i love you and get some sleep or youll end up like me. also any drugs below cocaine are alright in moderation, like once or twice a week when you;ve done all you have to. NEver say you need them tho otherwise you might start to believe it. You don’t need you just want it, recognizing that early and correcting is important cuz it might keep you outta addiction and shit. god i gotta go do my thing. no more weird advosory send offs to something no one[s gonna read. bye bye have fun good luck you’re worthy and i hope whatever bedevils you eases if not ceases soon.

[the-acid-pear]

Tumblr refuses to let me reblog the post again, so this is the second part of me reading the second btg book! ☺️

Still Chapter 211

Son on son violence

Chapter 212

This dude pretty cute ngl

Shit, rip

AAWW HIGH 5 🥺🥺

It's almost like they are a regular father and son 😭🥺💔

Chapter 213

Look how thigh those shirts are hehehoho 🥴

OYXITSITDITDLTD

Ooooh there goes my man Jyaku ready to kick some ASS

🥺😭💞

Baki really just forgot his mom eh, thought you were getting stronger for HER smh

Oh Jyaku vs Retsu? Nvm Jyaku i can only hope Retsu is nice w you

I like how most are like, confused over who to cheer for lmao

I know he won't make it but I'm cheering for Jyaku btw i like him more <33

Chapter 214

Love that title, can't believe Jyaku is gonna ask Retsu out 😍 /j

He really is just honest Igari

I love that he apologizes

Chapter 215

OJFOYDITDISTOTDG

HIS FACEEE THIS FUCKING CLOWN 😭😭😭

THIS IS JUST SO FUCKING FUNNY

Chapter 216

Burgir

GHZJDUDDRHD THEY ARE SOOO MAD

That smile so cute...

Jyaku is a king

Love it when Retsu throws that pose, though y'all know why

HDGSSGSGF you are coming to Japan wether you like it or not 🔫

Chapter 217

Finally Jyaku got serious too

WITH HIS TOES 😭

King is just obsessed i luv him

HEHE HAIRY LEGS

It does seem like Jyaku is trynna confess his love jfnshdshdf

Chapter 218

I remember i almost laugh cry with my dad when we saw this

His damn beard... 💔

THE HAND OF THE TRAITOR

He has a good point

They be calling my man Jyaku a masochist noooo yfjdhdgs

Chapter 219

Okay seems kinda into it <:/

Old man? He doesn't look that old Baki :/

That was so smart 🥺

Chapter 220

Retsu calm down please you are gonna break his back

Oh my god Retsu, oh my god.

He did apologize at least

Chapter 221

Damn dude be a little more gentle with him

Oh, get was picking him up, okay

FR FR

🥺🥺🥺

FARHDHDYFTH THE KINGGG

Chapter 222

I love how everyone completed him (except Yujiro but not surprising), these warriors are such a good team

I want to eat an apple too now

That was fast

I got distracted watching a vsauce react video sorry

Okay I'm glad a comment actually mentioned Sik

Chapter 223

Had to take a uh idk 5 hour break bc lights went out :/

Feet be fuming lmao

Ohhh that's a cool analysis

Chapter 224

What a good punch

That "please",,,

Poor Li man, having to see his brother DIE /j

No, Viêt Long, i have not been hit by a truck before.

Chapter 225

It's so funny how Jyaku lost bc he fought a main charac and only those win

Sad day for the Chinese citizens

Mf got tits in his back

This is gonna be so goodddd

Chapter 226

Look at the size of his tits, the slut

INSTAGRAM INFLUENCER POSE WOOO

These two are cool fighters

Chapter 227

Old man showing skin

His smile is so fucked up lmao

Chapter 228

Baki what the FUCK are you wearing?

I just remembered when Hana did a flip, that was so good

Retsu babey 🥺

I love how confused Yujiro looks

Chapter 229

Hey, i recognize that name...

Kaku just too op

Yujiro you are gonna pop your testicles if you do that with your leg

Chapter 230

God that's such a good threat

Love Retsu's confusion

Damn bitch you saying we gotta keep up w this whore cuz you were too slow? Ffs Kaku 😢

I love when you can tell someone is still hanging around just quietly by seeing their response in a comment

Chapter 231

God this just feels so good, to see Yujiro actually scared 😍

YOOO THAT'S POG

Chapter 232

I wanna finish this book and start the next one grrr

This fight is so satisfying

That last bit is so cringe but whatever that's okay

Fight so controversial comments were deactivated

Chapter 233

Itagaki hincha de boquita el más grande? 😳 /j

Okay yeah it IS just rude

Hohoooo shit getting nice

Chapter 234

This asshole lmao

Yuji-chan really went "how many times do i have to teach you this lesson, old man?!"

Mfs be doing Jojo references in the comments lol

Chapter 235

GTFO WITH THAT LOGIC RETSU IM SORRY CHINA IS LOSING BUT GET LOSTTTT AJSGAJGS

Ffs Kaku you are doomed 😢💔

Yujiro so strong my mouse disconnected

Chapter 236

Abs in his back...

Crying and shaking that is NOT true

DON'T FEED HIS EGO, KAKU

LIONS CAN BE KILLED BY TIGERS TOO!!!!

I thought Yujiro was bleeding for a second there smh

Chapter 237

OKAY YEAH IT IS HIS BLOOD ITS COMING OUT OF HIS NOSE ITS NOT MUCH BUT HE BLED

THE HEAD APPLAUSE

HE'S SO UPSET LMAOOO

Yujiro surprised is good shit

GSJDUFTHSTD

KAKU YOU LEGEND LMAO

Kaku has boyboss energy

Chapter 239

This cover almost gives me a stroke

I love how they all just shat their pants

These minor Chinese characters were so good tbh, sadly i don't think they will ever return

Don't worry Retsu, we the viewers have seen a man revive before

King i don't think any of us understands

It really is

CAN MEN IN THIS FRANCHISE JUST OPEN BOTTLES REGULARLY?!

Oh my god i though Yujiro was sitting on the air for a second i almost cry 😭

Coca cola must have paid Itagaki /j

Chapter 240

Oh so the Kaioh part takes the name, not the surname

...is Yujiro wearing a floral shirt? 😭

I LOVE THAT ENDING SO MUCH 🥺😭

Jyaku has his eyes fixated on Retsu eh, proud of having him come to Japan lmao

Chapter 241

HORRIBLE fit Baki

CHILDHOOD SAGA PART 2? 😰

Jk though i do miss Yuri 🥺

Oh hey Jr

You gonna fuck his girl, bro?

Chapter 242

So straight forward lmao

I'm starting to appreciate Baki's feminist ass every day even more

AAAA GRANDPAAA 🥺🥺💞

This page didn't allow me to call two mfs virgins smh, 1984

Chapter 243

Grandpa they shrunk you

Chapter 244

Kings idc about this

Okay true but also he's 70 dude pls... Though idk if this guy will go thru worse than Jack lmao

Such a nice lad

Chapter 245

Baki being such a feminist icon is so meaningful considering how his parents were,,,

MY MAN IS BACKKK AND AS DAPPER AS EVER

Doppo he's called Ali Jr how are you surprised?

OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED HIS EYE PATCH HAS A PATTERN THAT'S SO COOL 🥺🥺😢💞

These men love throwing their glasses eh

Chapter 246

If only Igari and Toba had done this lol

OKAY THATS COOL I LIKE THAT

Me lo re devaluaron a mí pelado eh

HEHE OOOOH NICE 😳

Scenes that give me a boner

CHU...

Such a good callback...

Chapter 247

My man got serious, sweet

Doppo has been trying out his luck a bit too much like he's been betting with his life an uncomfortable lot like king do you need to talk? Are you okay? First asking Gouki to kill him now this like, is everything alright Doppo?

YEAH A BIT FUCKED UP TO THINK ABOUT

I love that blocking technique

OSHWOWHIWWH "gay ass Orochi, out of option so he touching dick" SHUT UPPP 😭😭💀

I really wish he got kicked in the nuts again see if he's still using his technique

Chapter 248

Poor guys thought he was bout to get murdered

A kiss? 😏 /j

When i saw this in the anime i actually thought Orochi was going to die, i was gonna get sooo angry

Chapter 249

What a way to cockblock em

Feminist icon

Jack is that the only sweater you own?

Chapter 250

I have been thinking of that scene of him eating the whole steak a lot

Jr like 🥺

Imagine being stupid enough to tease Jack like, i get he defeated two masters but they are NOTHING compared to this monster

Imagine jack just smoked some weed right there lmao

Jack needs to bite people more

Chapter 251

My shitty ass son gave me parkinson's

Jack that's not how human anatomy works what the fuck did Kureha do to your body spine?

Chapter 252

DAMN JR WHAT A FAT ASS

Looked like Jack was going for a handful

Those techniques must fuck your neck up so bad

Okay Jack you are going a bit far now don't cha think?

Chapter 253

You are tempting your luck sunny boy

Look at that, you pissed him off!

You cannot just know out jack hanma bro

HHH

This was so stupid yet, unironically, iconic

Chapter 254

Bruh i thought it said Pog 😭, ain't manslaughter poggers Mr Hanma?

OKAY THANKS JACK

Such a simp he downed that coffee cup

Grandpa put here cockblocking

Chapter 255

"no he didn't >:/"

These two masters are a pair of fucking idiots like understand this i love my grandpa and i love my man but mfs have to take the L for this one time sksgwjgshgw

Gouki bro my senses gonna shut down if you put your sucks against the dirt again OUGH sensory hell 😭

FOR FUCKING REAL JR

STOP ENABLING THE OLD MAN!! WKSGKSGSJSHDD for once I'm on Viêt's side 😭

Chapter 256

Hoho Gouki out here getting a panty shot 😳

Grandpa i love you but this was unnecessary

Chapter 257

Kozue should wear a Korn tshirt

GET HIS ASS KOZUE

OWHWLWGISGSJWG 😭😭 MF JUST STANDING THERE LIKE A FREAK I LOVE HIM BUT I HATE HIM SM!!!

Love how consistently round his hands are, king got no knuckles

HEY DONT CALL MY MAN A FREAK KOZUE

King hasn't changed his clothes ever since i see

His shoes look so nice...

OKAY OKAY HE HAS A POINT AT LEAST, HE AT LEAST ACCEPTED HE LOST BUT HE'S STILL BUTTHURT FROM IT SKSGAJGS BUT HE ADMITS IT!!

Doppo i love you but shut UPPP you lost get over it!! You are just going for the rematch bc you have the higher ground against a injured guy!!! Like Shibukawa didn't have time but you were already getting serious!! Hhhgrrrrrr doppo i love you but I'm going to bark

Hehe nvm he still hella fine... keep talking king 🥴

This was so mean of him sjsgwjwg

Chapter 258

Low-key starting to believe these two mfs plotted against Jr sjshsj

THAT FACE AKSGWJGS just 😐

If i didn't know you would get your ass handed in a plate i would be a lil mad he's planning on being that savage

He has been thru worse, sunny boy

Niceee

Tbh. I don't care anymore. Doppo is in the wrong, but GOD I'm a simp and i love seeing him fight 😍😍🥴

Yeah a comment mentioned it, we all were on Jr side until he threatened to kill Doppo Orochi like, even if not everyone here is as horny as me we all like an og fella

I also love how the prisoners really changed them all, the scars (both physical and mental) those 5 left will be remembered lol