#ngl i didnt think this list would be that long

[pemguims]

hrpf fic recs!!!!!

hello hello! i have been meaning to do this for so long but i am finally here with my list! i've tried to keep some of the more 'obvious' choices off here (for example top kudos pieces like king and lionheart) but some will slip through bc. i like them <3

i will mention main trope / trigger warnings on each fic but read tags before u read etc etc etc

also i love ABO and generally prefer long fics so srry if that doesnt align w ur interests! i also will read any and every pairing under the sun, so a lot of these are just random pairings :3 also i haven't tagged th writers tumblr accounts bc that ? felt odd to do for some reason ? but if u would like to be tagged lmk !!!!!! <3

sidgeno:

the biblical sense by sevenfists - word count: 57,896 ✷Sid, I’m so—I’m sorry,” Geno said. “My stupid—I’m ruin everything, I—” “Shut up, Geno,” Sidney said, already intensely weary of listening to Geno’s self-recrimination. “You’ve barely even done anything.” Geno’s voice dropped what sounded like an entire octave. “But I want to.”✷ (ABO, canon setting)

th first hrpf fic i read which got me into hockey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

leave the lights on by coricomile - word count: 17,692 ✷"Okay?" Geno asked groggily. Sid snapped out of it. Cold sweat broke out across the back of his neck. He inched away, tucking his hands under his thighs. He wouldn't have- Geno didn't deserve to be hurt. Sid would never- "Your head?" "Yeah," Sid choked out. Geno leaned forward and soothed a big hand over Sid's hair, his lips twisting at the corners. His eyes were painkiller bright, glazed over enough that they looked like marbles. He left his hand on Sid's head as his eyes slid shut. Sid sat still as Geno dozed and counted his breaths.✷ (TW: OCD, mental health issues. canon setting)

anything that touches by saysthemagpie - word count: 48,578 ✷Sid knew how to smile. He knew how to make the muscles work, how to soften his face into something less rigid. Geno liked him happy. If he wanted Sid easy and pleasant, here at the end, Sid could give him that. Geno asked so little of him.✷ (TW: Sexual assault, prostitution, abuse, trauma. canonish-AU)

probably one of my top 10 favourite fics ever ngl. so so good so beautiful so sad i have such a vivid memory of reading this for the first time at like 11pm hunched in bed trying to cry rlly quietly so i didnt wake my bf KSBDBKJ. one of th most harrowing pieces of literature i think i have ever read <3

blood from the stone by saysthemagpie - word count 80,903 ✷It wasn’t the prospect of pain that frightened him. Zhenya was a hockey player: he was used to pain, even to violence. But this wasn’t like a fight on the ice—tempers boiling over, hot rage spilling out everywhere—cathartic, necessary, even if it got him sent down the tunnel. This was different. There was nothing here to push back against, no way to assert his own will. In a little while Crosby would come to him, and Zhenya would open the door and let him in. Crosby would feed from him, taking what he wanted from Zhenya’s body. And then they would be bound.✷ (Vampires, forced bonding. canonish-AU)

another banger another harrowing tale!!!!!!!! sidney crosby u will suffer!!!!!

morning to wake you by oflights - word count: 54,104 ✷I've been calling this The Sexual Misadventures of Sidney Crosby forever, and that gives you an idea, but just in case: in which Sidney wins a gold medal, has sex (a lot), falls in love (twice), and breaks a bunch of rules.✷(canon setting)

swallow the fire by cascara_soda - word count: 6367 ✷“It’ll be okay. It’s my choice,” Sid said, and it was only sort of a lie. Or, the 1989 Super Series Winner’s Room AU.✷ (canon AU setting)

life is wine by coricomile - word count: 9414 ✷"I see you watch him," Geno says, leaned in so he's talking directly into Jamie's ear. Jamie tenses, but Geno doesn't move away. He drops his arm over Jamie's shoulders and it shouldn't feel like a trap, but it does, even if Geno doesn't do anything other than hold on. "Is hard not look, I know." Sometime after Jamie got distracted by Sidney's ass, Hags had left the booth and subsequently left Jaime alone with Geno, abandoned except for the clutter of empties.✷ (canon setting)

ache by pheobus - word count: 4079 ✷Sid wasn’t an omega, but just once he wanted to be selfish. Maybe Geno would realize that this wasn’t how things were meant to be, or that there was simply no way Sid could be anything other than who he was. His thoughts were all twisted up, stuck in overwhelming cycles of what-if. Sid liked who he was, what he was. He didn’t want to be an omega. But dear God, he wanted Geno to mount him like one.✷ (ABO)

more than anything by getoffmyhead - word count: 17,011 ✷Sid and Zhenya had been together—officially together—for three years when it happened. Three years of normal, committed relationship sex. They hooked up plenty before that, too, without ever veering into anything weird. They didn't have a sex dungeon. They didn't own nipple clamps. There was nothing in their history that could have prepared Zhenya for the thing that came out of his mouth the first time he and Sid slept together in Miami.✷(canon setting)

i think abt this fic all the time

mattdrai:

so is the longing by dog juice - word count: 44,669 ✷After being forced to take suppressants for a year, Matthew's body is a mess. He has an excruciatingly painful heat every two weeks, and there's no medication to help him.To make matters worse, he's been traded to the Edmonton Oilers. Now, not only does he have to deal with his collapsing body, he also has to contend with Draisaitl, who has made it pretty clear he hates Matthew's scent. If the universe could give him a fucking break, that'd be great.✷ (ABO)

mattdrai fic of all time. in my opinion.

sea change by andthreequarts - word count 33,596 ✷“Wait, is that what’s happening here?” Matthew pushes forward, gets close. “Is that why you were being weird?” “Shut up,” Draisaitl growls, backing up. “Oh no,” Matthew laughs. “This is the funniest thing I’ve heard all week. Leon Draisaitl, an alpha’s alpha. Who would have guessed it, you’re into an omega with barely any scent?”✷ (ABO)

misc:

vince dunn / adam larsson (seattle kraken) serenity in those deep waters by angry_geno_is_score - word count: 114,312 ✷In his second season playing for the Seattle Kraken, Vince Dunn becomes sick with drop withdrawal. When it comes out that he's lied on his paperwork and hasn't had a Dom for over a year, he has no choice but to accept being assigned to a Dom on the team or risk giving up hockey.✷ (TW: past abuse. BDSM AU)

love!!! i love bdsm au's so much!!! ive reread this fic multiple times :3

nicklas backstom / alexander ovechkin (washington capitals) you and me, drenched in green by xihale - word count: 17,710 ✷Nicky’s an omega with a heat problem. Ovi volunteers as tribute.✷ (ABO)

jamie drysdale / trevor zegras (anahiem ducks) caught up now by canary -word count: 20,261 ✷“I do want you to bite me,” Trevor corrected. “And I also want you to hit it raw.”✷ (ABO)

morgan barrson/josh morrissey (winnipeg jets) win some and lose some, baby by symphony7inAmajor - word count: 11,223 ✷“Morgan,” Josh says, his voice sharp and firm. There’s a glint in his eyes that Morgan doesn’t recognize. “Sit.” If Morgan thought his face was hot before, that’s nothing compared to the fire that scorches his cheeks now. Sit. Like—Like he’s a—✷ (canon setting)

this author has sm rlly good other fics as well!!

travis konecny/nolan patrick (flyers...i guess!) Someone Else's Solid Ground - Linsky - word count: 21,757 ✷Nolan’s body has never been his friend.✷ (canon setting)

matthew tkachuk / leon draisaitl / connor mcdavid i'll tell you when to stop - dog juice - word count: 39,640 ✷Matthew is too reckless to be responsible for his own heart. Fucking and falling for Leon? Stupid. Fucking and falling for Connor? Idiotic. Doing that one after the other without either Oiler knowing? Yeah. Matthew's fucked.✷ (canon setting)

rewired my brain a little ngl

gen - san jose sharks & washington capitals catch and release by McSpot - word count: 23,805 ✷If a player gets forced onto the opposing team's bench during play, that player officially becomes a member of their team. There's a whole system to catching players, with strategies determining who the prime targets are and the best way to catch them. Nobody expected Mario to be caught.✷ (canon AU setting)

how this fic doesnt have 100000 kudos and 1000000000 spin off fics i have no idea

sidney crosby / claude giroux unless you wanna come along by anonymous - word count: 8677 ✷"We beat you," Sid says, high on the sheer triumph of it. "Yeah, and how much of the game did you spend begging the refs for it?" Claude jeers, quiet and vicious. "Hardly a fucking win, when you've fucking acted like that, whining and bitching and moa—" Sid kisses him, cutting off the stream of venom.✷ (canon setting)

leon draisaitl / Artūrs Šilovs go ahead and try a little crazy on me by lagerlout - word count: 4062 ✷Leon huffs out a laugh before he can help himself. Goddamn, this fucking goalie is cute. He doesn’t know if he’s trying to be cute but he is.✷ (canon setting, winners room)

fic that makes me go YEEAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! also now has a sequel which slaps

jonathan drouin / nathan mackinnon (colorado avalanche) but this is how it is by bruinss - word count: 103,314 ✷The universe gives, and the universe takes, and Jo is left at the end of ten years with a lot less than when he’d started them.✷ (BDSM AU, canon setting)

this author has a lot of really very very very good jo / nate fics i recommend every single one of them !!

sidney crosby / jaromir jagr (pittsburgh penguins) summer to your heart by deastar - word count: 200,575 ✷When it seals, Jaromír feels the old, familiar tug of a soulbond for the first time in years. It feels like having a dislocated joint reduced: a relief, and a sense that something missing has been replaced. But terribly painful at the same time. Sidney is curled up into Jaromír’s side, sinking fast toward sleep. Some impulse Jaromír can’t explain makes him ask his new bondmate, “You feel the bond?” “Mm-hmm.” Sidney’s eyes are closed – his eyelashes look very dark and soft. “How does it feel?” “Good,” Sidney exhales, and just before he drops off, Jaromír catches a psychic whisper of It feels like not being lonely. “Oh, kick me in the balls, why don’t you,” Jaromír says under his breath.✷ (soul / psychic bond, canon AU )

hrpf of all time. i think. in my opinion. there is also a sidgeno fic set in the same kind of AU by this author which is very good but this one...........oaugh....

okay thats it bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[superscourge]

Headcanon day, eh? Alright!

-pulls out headcanon list for disorder AU-

here we go!

I feel like Nazo wouldn’t be just a god of order. While that’s his main role, he has a role of a god of contracts, or anything related to law and order, as they all kind of relate to one another!

Basing off my fanart, Amy eventually meets Nazo and is able to slightly persuade him into taking some time to learn about the world. Take some time to learn about how chaos works in both good and bad ways, and maybe find a way to bring balance! This in turn lets him meet a wide range of characters that teach him the good and the bad of chaos. This can lead to a few alternate scenarios!

If Nazo does end up getting beat, the stones of order would end up falling towards the earth’s surface. One would end up in eggman’s grasp, and one would be entrusted to Amy. After all, she helped him see the good in this world, the least that could be done is that Amy is given something in return for her kindness towards him. It probably takes the last bit of Nazo’s life force to give it to her, but Amy would be touched by the action and keep it safe from Dr. Eggman’s grasp, or at least until Nazo returns.

On a similar note, if Nazo wins, he’d probably take Amy, place her in his world, and would probably keep her safe from any other outside threats. Same notion as before, she was so kind to him, why let that kindness be snuffed out with the rest of the dimension?

Unlike the Nazo in Nazo unleashed, this one is more charming and less aggressive. Now, if push comes to shove, he’ll absolutely kick ass. If not? He’ll use his intellect, charm, and wits to get what he wants. This has led to some very tense encounters on his end, but it’s worth it to him.

Scourge would get very insecure about him being back in his “normal” state. So much so he tries dying his quills green again, but with no luck. As mobian quills don’t dye as easily as human hair.

Sonic ends up getting kicked halfway across the world by Nazo when they first fight, leading to sonic having a bad bruise scar on his waist area.

Shadow’s inhibitor rings got cracked while in his chaos form, so now every time he uses his chaos powers, the ring cracks glow green every time he uses them!

The only reason Silver’s dimension was considered to be in danger was because there were multiple stones of order on there, as a gift from travelers long ago, and nazo will fight tooth and nail to get them. So he ends up taking them to mobius, where he has a better chance at getting assistance.

Silver’s telekinesis becomes a sea foam green color after the big fight, which scares him at first, but the blaze in his dimension finds it cute!

I have way more, but I don’t want us to be here all night-

SO MANY HEADCANONS FOR THE AU OMG... <333 i love all of these

honestly i didnt plan for nazo to have any sort of "redemption arc" or even "taming arc" as i'd like to call it lol, but..........knowing MY ass? that just may happen. ngl. im the redemption arc guy thats my thing now i guess

amy is legit such a good character to use for villain redemption arcs ive found.. it just makes sense yknow? so i think i agree w u there

these headcanons may become canon we shall see /j

[ecklekecle]

when i listen to music i like to associate the songs (like the lyrics) to people/characters/times of my life (i also like to make lists), so here are some songs that lowkey remind me of Evan (probably specifically Adagio evan, (im sorry for making everything about adagio evan 😔)) and just like rosekiller in general idk. through it all - Sombr - honestly i think this reminds me more of barty (idk why) i think i might've just listened to this soo many times when I was reading Adagio

would've been you - Sombr - i think this is definitely Adagio Evan, for reasons i dont want to talk about. i heard this song before reading adagio, then after reading adagio, i was like, this song is so evan (to barty) skdjkjsdfhjk

Distractions - Wild Painting - this song, i think i've just subconsciously associated this song to rosekiller angst. Not even based on the lyrics or anything just on the vibe of the song, but i guess some of the lyrics work too

letting you in - awfultune - adagio barty... (after evan.. yk) (no cause the way this song actually makes me sad like what??? i dont even know what im doing with my life anymore sjfhkjdsf makes my heart feel heavy)

Paint -The Paper Kites - a little off track but with rosekiller there's also Regulus (and with regulus comes sirius) and this lowkey reminds me of them like i think some of the lyrics work with the Black brothers like: 'this house has never felt the same as before, it's never felt warm, never felt warm' and also 'I had to go back, had to go back' (works with regulus going voldemort i guess and sirius going to the potters idk) AND ALSO 'maybe we marry and we work out fine (with regulus or sirius comes James, this could work with jegulus).

Little Lion Man - Mumford & Sons - again not rosekiller but I saw a tiktok saying this song and I Will Wait by Mumford & Sons is Jegulus like band au maybe i cant really remember and like they have a little situationship thingo and write each other one these songs.. something like that? I've just been thikning about it since. I cant remember which song is who tho

Chasing Cars - Snow Patrol - is ' if i lay here, if i just lay here, would you lie with me and just forget the world' not rosekiller?? i heard this for the first time at work and i was like, huh, this could be so rosekiller and ngl i think it is

Sleeping Patterns - Merchant Ships - I know i said this list is based off rosekiller but this song i just feel like would've been something regulus would listen to, he seems like the type of guy who would write something like this too tbh (ik it's about 9/11 but the vibes and some of the wording i feel fits into like the vibes ig idk) i dont think this is even al the songs i've associated with these fictional characters but it's what i've got so far yippee i think i could've gone so much more in depth with lyrics and things but i didn't want this to be too long so i didnt but i just have so much to talk about i think

[tobysbliss]

30 and/or 88 with CC crimeboys :)

im ngl i panicked when seeing this cause i didnt remember what list but i figured it out

88. "Oh my God. You're a literal child." 

this prompt is from months ago LMFAO sorryy😭

mmmmmcrimeboystkfight

CC switch!wilbur (he/him) CC switch!tommy (he/him)

i love crimeboys they r so very dear to me <33

this escalated. ficlet? fic? this is long. oops😊

Wilbur was annoyed, to say the least. Well he pretended he was. Tommy was making the stupidest jokes Wilbur had ever heard, because he, in Tommy’s words, needed to “lighten up a bit.” In Tommy’s defense, he had not seen Wilbur smile or heard him laugh in days. So now they’re here, Tommy trying everything to get Wilbur to atleast smile.

“Tommy, your jokes are so unfunny, it is not going to work. I won’t break just because you think I need to ‘lighten up.’” Wilbur spoke flatly, but Tommy didn’t stop. Nothing was wrong with Wilbur, he wasn’t sad or upset about anything, he just had really nothing to be smiling about at the moment.

Tommy’s jokes were so stupid, to the point Wilbur was struggling not to crack a smile. The jokes weren’t funny, they were stupid. So stupidly unfunny that it made them funny.

“Come on, man! Just laugh! Smile, even! I’ll take a small smile! Just—“ Tommy brought his thumbs to Wilbur’s face, forcing him to smile. Wilbur pushed him off, now a genuine smile on his face. He groaned out of defeat, but he figured Tommy would stop now. “Now we’re getting somewhere!”

Tommy stopped to think, and through this Wilbur zoned out entirely. Then Tommy thought of something, letting out a small gasp at the idea.

“I got it!” Tommy exclaimed before tasering Wilbur’s sides, eliciting a shriek from the brunette as a wobbly, panicked smile appeared on his face. Tommy poked around Wilbur’s sides, ribs, stomach, and his back. Wilbur giggled softly, pushing Tommy away.

“Oh my God. You’re a literal child.” The older of the two snickered, very quickly poking Tommy’s stomach in retaliation. The blonde curled in on himself immediately, giggling and kicking Wilbur to get him away.

“Did you just kick me? Oh you are so in for ihihit- Hehehey! TOHOMMY!” Wilbur squealed, falling backwards and trying to push Tommy’s hands away as the blonde pinched up and down Wilbur’s ribs. The brunette screamed, thrashing to get Tommy off.

“Fight me, bitch!” Tommy most definitely regretted his words, because immediately after he said them, Wilbur turned the tables. He pinned Tommy down, scribbling and pinching around the teen’s stomach.

“WIHIHILBUHUR!” Tommy tried to push Wilbur away, but he failed.

“Tommy!” Wilbur mimicked him, leaning down to blown a raspberry on Tommy’s neck. “You told me to fight you, did you not? I’m fighting back! You did this to yourself, mate.”

Tommy’s shrieky laughter now mixed with giggles as Wilbur targetted his neck alongside his stomach. “FuhUHUCK OHOhoff!”

Tommy pushed Wilbur away, but the man was quick to react and quickly held Tommy in a hug to trap him. Wilbur reached a hand down, scribbling at the backs of Tommy’s knees, trying to tickle anywhere to weaken him.

Tommy kicked his legs out, struggling in Wilbur’s hold to turn around. He managed, and immediately poked and scribbled at the taller’s stomach as much as he could. Wilbur squealed as he let go, Tommy now having better access.

The two went back and forth, trying to keep the upper hand, however they just kept fighting back until they both were too tired. Their hair was a mess from rolling and squirming around on the floor, both flushed bright red with the widest smiles on their faces.

Well, Tommy got what he wanted; For his older brother to smile.

[maskedteaser]

hii i just saw the rdr2 matchups you did and i love them AND HOLY SHIT APEX FAN‼️‼️ i love how detailed you are!! love your writing!! so if ur not too overwhelmed with requests id like to make one :3 and honestly if ur doing matchups for apex id love that too there's so little apex ffs, especially x reader </3 no pressure tho!!

anyways as for me. uhh. i don't use labels (aside from being asexual) but am pretty masculine in gender, and my love is for any gender. my pronouns are he/him :3

more about me,, im vegetarian, my favorite animal is the octopus, im chronically ill & disabled, which means i have chronic pain and have pretty bad sleep (literally writing this at 10 am after not being able to sleep all night) but despite that i have a weird paradox where i am kinda strong? like i can pick ppl up. but can't have much activity for a long time lest i cast spell 200 bpm on myself. but for the sake of the ff i could totally bench press arthur morgans 180lb of pure muscle. its true <3

in apex i main wattson and bloodhound! but i also like crypto, octane ofc (who doesn't), loba, and... im sorry.. wraith 😭 i got wattsons heirloom after. a very long time of opening packs AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH no regrets!! french girl with giant nessie plush!!!!! tho i haven't played in forever (and honestly may keep it that way with how much they're nerfing bloodhound.. like.. c'mon man.. not my main.. they've already been nerfed so much 😭)

i recently started playing rdr2 cause im visiting family that has it (theres actually been a lot of funny stories being on an unfamiliar console, like playing 22+ hours and reaching chap 2 without knowing how to save.. and i didnt know how to tell arthurs weight so i kept him underweight for so long my poor starving man </3) after playing rdr1 quite a bit. i also vibed with john hard in 1 but i lowkey thought he was an angsty young adult in rdr2 and not a FATHER. my favs are arthur and javier tho i can barely see the latter cause where tf is he on the map?? same with charles where IS HE??? but anyways i also vibe so hard with kieran.

tho i could talk forever about my interests, other than that for personality: id describe myself as actually kinda confident around strangers, i love to compliment ppl i come across. for friends, much of the same, i like using improv as humor if that makes sense, ive been told im easy to talk to, i consider myself intuitive (also contributed to me being a tarot reader i believe), but i am the type to have a veeerryy hard time expressing negative feelings im having, and never crying in front of people, so no shortage of bottling emotions. im also rather rigid on cleanliness and WILL start tweaking if me/my space goes too long w/o cleaning. i really, really care about people (i would want to be a paramedic!! if my body could allow it..) and i so want to make peoples lives better!! but also can rather easily stop people from walking over me, should they try. i care about kids a lot, and get very peeved when other ppl dont know how kids brains work and mistreat them because of such, and cause they just have no respect for children. honestly with thinking like.. about formulating matchmaking requests i never really seem to think about what id want out of a person. honestly, just when someone cares (wow, such high standards) but should the time come, mmmost times im not afraid to make a selfish ask. most. maybe. sometimes. and im very, very empathetic and it SUCKS i take psychic damage every time someone even remotely, even HYPOTHETICALLY feels bad. this is not a virtue.

for hobbies, i like to play video games as you may have guessed, i also like to read (non fiction, classic lit and danmeis especially), make art of all kinds but mainly physical sketches, and im always looking to add more shows/movies to my watched list.

i love to visit restaurants and cafes and interesting places surrounding food!!! my idea of a good time is eating with people, even if its in a crappy chuck e cheese. i love to try new foods (but it's a bit hard since becoming vegetarian), and i love matcha! i also love visiting just interesting places in general. why go to disney when you can see a beautiful spot in nature, or an art exhibit, or a park, or just the lively downtown? but other than that, i love my dedicated space 💗

i dont like rude people. mean people. people mean to kids and animals. bigots. assholes. any synonym for that. but honestly, not much else. there are other things that sure tick me off but can be pretty easily taken care of or compromised for.

i hope i didnt write a damn essay. half of it was geeking out over interests but. im guessing the brainrot is shared. but thank you so much for even reading my request this far!! (*˘︶˘*)

hii! sure thing! i love doing matchups especially when you guys give me lots of details :) let's get to it :) THIS IS NOT PROOFREAD!!! I'M REALLY SORRY FOR ANY MISTAKES!!!

okay, first things first - let me tell you why I didn't choose other characters :)

❝ im chronically ill & disabled, which means i have chronic pain and have pretty bad sleep ❞

Well, I need to be honest with you, I believe that despite your strenght, REVENANT would just make fun of your disability, he would NOT care at all, he'd probably pick on you and be REALLY rude. I hope it's not offensive (i'm sorry if i'm insensitive, it's not my intention), but I know he'd want to offend you. You could actually have a good hate-ship (if you know what i mean), where the only thing you guys do is fight with each other but I don't think that's what you want.

❝ im also rather rigid on cleanliness and WILL start tweaking if me/my space goes too long w/o cleaning. ❞

I'm sorry, have you seen OCTANE'S room? Let me remind you of that...

Can you see what is happening on his floor? This guy would probably drive you insane with how messy he is and I know he wouldn't care if you tried to ask him to clean it up... It would probably lead to many arguments and fights between you :(

❝and im very, very empathetic and it SUCKS i take psychic damage every time someone even remotely, even HYPOTHETICALLY feels bad. this is not a virtue. ❞

I have this feeling that Loba would see you as an easy target to manipulate, she'd think that she could use you after seeing that you feel really bad when someone feels bad, so she'd probably talk about her past a lot around you - trying to make you feel like you need to help her with everything. I doubt that it could work out :( I hope you see my vision and I'm not weirdly delusional with my ideas.

BUT NOW FOR A RESULT... (NGL I HAD A BIG PROBLEM WITH THIS ONE SINCE YOU SEEM TO BE A GOOD MATCH FOR AT LEAST 2 LEGENDS, BUT I DECIDED TO PICK...)

VANTAGE

I feel like you and Vantage could have a really good relationship! You both seem to aim high with your ideals and I just think that you both are really empathetic, a little bit emotional even... You share the love for animals. She has her Echo and she'd probably die for him. Vantage would never let any animal be mistreated when she's watching.

" why go to disney when you can see a beautiful spot in nature, or an art exhibit, or a park, or just the lively downtown? " - I think she thinks exactly the same! She seems to be a big fan of nature and she is an explorer. Born on a cold planet where everything wanted to kill her, she knows that nature can both be beautiful and deadly. She is also really nice, and I think that when she gets closer to someone, she actually CARES, like...A LOT. You'd probably be treated really well. I think that Vantage would be really patient when it comes to you and expressing your feelings, she'd never let you just walk away if she saw that you were upset, I think that communication and trust is a priority in every relationship.

She'd listen to you when you tell her that you have chronic pain and she'd do exactly the things you ask her to do, always trying her best to help you and she'd make sure you're not pushing yourself too hard.

Thank you for reading 👽👽👽

[sexymancatalogue]

Tumblr Sexyman Of The Day #200

Taiga Saejima (Yakuza Series, 2010)

List Of Archetypes

Animal Theming

Angst

Brick Shithouse

Criminal

DILF

Distinctive Voice

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Queer Coded

Hot Headed

Himbo

Smartdumb

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Neurodivergent Coded

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Theme Song

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Morally Grey

Long Coat/Cape/Robe

When I was asked to join the blog to lighten the work load, I originally said that I wouldn’t. But, here we are. At the big two zero zero! Thank you so much for letting me continue working at this questionable blog of characters! - 🐯

Holy Moly ! 200 Sexypeople??? Mod Saejima has been vouching for Saejima Sexyman since season 2 started and tbh i didnt really think it would work but...erm...yeah he has a solid case ngl - 🤡

[aldi-spice]

Ngl I don't know how to feel about winds of anthos. I have so many thoughts about the game after finishing the main story line (dont have the kid yet but it's incubating).

Long post after the break.

I've seen a lot of praise for the game and I get it, I really liked the game in the beginning too, could hardly put it down, but after finishing the main story it's kinda lacking (which makes sense, I mean I finished the game, it's gonna be out of content at some point). But after a few days of reflection on the game I've decided it's just not that great? Am I missing something?

Like, I get it, I like the open world exploration, I felt so claustrophobic in pioneers of olive town and even the wonderful life remake, but once you've seen it all that's it, the land is barren too which makes it feels so boring and it's not interesting to look at either. One thing that pissed me off a lot was the fucking mountains that are so hard to navigate, but I think that's really just a me problem.

Then there are the characters and honestly o can't even tell them apart at this point, they are all (most of them) default nice with no personality, especially the bachelorettes, I always feel like fictional women lack personality in general. The only character (apart from doc) who stood out was Nickolai and only because he's autistic (blunt and not very nice). And don't get me started on the design, Arnold with the "one two buckle my shoe" and Ella looking like a pokemon trainer when she's supposed to be an artist from a swiss inspired town from what I can tell. She just doesn't look like she belongs in the town and I don't know if it's further explain through her flower events but she doesn't seem to hate living here or hate the town so I don't understand why she has to stand out so much.

Speaking of flower events, those were boring as well. I can hardly remember what even happened in them, all I remember was being a little disappointed when I realized all the 6 music notes events (the one after you start dating) are all the same, you go to a secluded location, look over the town and chat. That's it, for all of the 3 guys I started dating (again, I don't know if it's different with the other marriage candidates but I doubt it).

I felt like the pace was off too, I don't know when you're supposed to finish the main story line, I finished in winter of the first year I think, it was very early on and I only played for 30ish hours and finished the game. I found the tasks so tedious I wanted to get them over with asap, I was so done with the characters being like "thanks for getting us this ore, now onto your next mission, get this other ore, kay, thanks, byeee" maybe because the main quest was under the request tab with all the other requests but it didn't feel special enough. I also hated having to sift through this long list of requests that never seemed to get shorter since every morning, there would be mail of some villager needing something. It was just so annoying, I just wanted to clear my requests once and start anew but the game really didnt want me to I guess.

As I was saying earlier, I finished the game in winter of year one (or spring year two I don't remember). Great, now what? I'm still not married because I couldn't advance my relationship with Westley until I fixed the harvest goddess spring, so I worked on that (and Nickolai and Arnold). I saw what I needed for the house upgrade and did that, yay bigger house. Checked the guide (God bless FOGU) to see why I didn't have a double bed/two beds and I need another upgrade??? That's 250,000 gold not counting the pain of getting high quality lumber boards and square, having to resort to buying them with added another (approximately) 60,000. I grinded by fishing and finally got married in summer. I have to wait a season to realize I'm pregnant. I have to wait another season to give birth. Then, another season for the bitch to crawl and then, a season later, it's able to walk and even talk. Right now, I have to wait for another year for the baby to start being useful to me (by which I mean it can talk and explore the farm). I'm already bored by having to maintain the farm, I wake up and water the cows or whatever, I usually go to bed at 8 or 9 am because I wanna get this over with at this point.

(I just realized you can't use your camera indoors, how will I take cute baby pics of the fucker? I wanted my whole camera roll full of blurry baby pics.)

Am I playing the game wrong? Why am I not enjoying the game the way others seem to enjoy it? It's tedious for me now, maybe I just need a break from farming.

I feel like you need to be a very specific person to fully enjoy this game, and it ain't me. I miss animal parade.

[chilidogloverr]

“I just came from r/196” ask game

Saw another post. I think I should invite y'all to one of our longstanding traditions. Answer the questions then tag 10 (or more) people. I'll go first.

Name? Jarrod

Pronouns and gender? they/he, guy???

Sexuality? Pansecual

Country? USA MERICA FUCK YEAH🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

Top 5 fandoms? hazbin/helluva, fnaf, team four trees two, i forgor the rest

What is your Most forbidden snack? fabuloso also chapstick

Would you pet a bug? scared scared scared of bugs. dont like them. scary scary.

Share a weird fact/story about yourself with the class. i love fixing things, no matter what it is. my silly little brain just latches onto it like a puzzle, which it kinda is. i can already fix most electronic devices, or alteast know how to (FUCK apple and their stupid fucking anti repair policy. thats actual fucking bullshit. i dont want to have to pay for a 200 dollar course and license to fix your shitty god damn phones. mac books and ipads are aight. but FUCK apple as a company. all this does is protect their silly little fucking income from their stupid ass fucking phones breaking all the fucking time. all it does is make it so that people who do fix phones for a living fucking cant, and no devices to fix means no food on the fucking table for them or their families. they're toying with peoples livelihoods for a bit of fucking profit.) if i dont know how to fix it (cars, microwaves, tvs, literally anything that could break) i want to learn

What does the color blue taste like? mmm yumby

What is the most beautiful thing you've ever seen? the ocean. it goes on forever. it doesnt stop. i didnt realize that until i saw it in person. it stopped me dead in my tracks.

What is the stupidest thing you've ever done? ive got this protein bar. in 2020 (my second year of marching band, freshman year) i was eating a box of them on the way to marching band camp. i lost one. this was in july. i found it on the ground still sealed in january of the following year. i still have it. im going to eat it my senior year at the end of the year band dinner. i have not done it yet. im going into my senior year. im going to do it. it will kill me. i will not regret it.

Stupidest thing you've seen/heard someone else do/say? a pastor for a church i used to attend (unfortunately hes my uncle) blamed crime and evil on transgender people

Hyperfixation song? long list. Starman David Bowie, banana man tally hall, mr white keys cherry poppin daddies, play that funky music wild cherry, cant take my eyes off you frankie valli, sh-boom the ink spots, the devil went down to georgia the charlie daniels band

Is there any meaning behind your profile picture and/or username? I've been asked several times where "Chapstick Man!" comes from. It comes from TF2. I named a rocket launcher "chapstick gun" with the description "ngl chapstick taste kinda good" and then i thought the joke was funny and it stuck. my name is now Chapstick Man on like everything. i have not been sued yet. Im too cool to be sued.

Dream career as a child? also electronics repair technician (i am answering these out of order)

Dream career as an adult? still kinda a child ig. but i want to be an electronics repair technician, running my own little computer/electronics repair shop. i already know how to do it, i just need a building and to be 18 (i turn 18 in december) and people to come and give me their stuff to fix. i love fixing things.

Thoughts on cilantro? its aight ig

Have you ever been banned from a location and if so, why? I havent. but i plan to be. i am going to be silly and they cannot prevent it.

What is your cursed food combination? I did my burgers in ketchup if i want ketchup, i did my biscuits in gravy for biscuits and gravy

Trans rights? are epic!!!!!!

@everyone im lazy

[liixnt]

Character ideas for the msd au

Philza has a history or architecture teacher?

Xb maybe works at a aquarium or something similar?

Gem as a hero or vigilante with amethyst or dragon based powers with a wizard theme (Esmp S1 based design n all that?) Maybe called The Alchemist? Or something with that type of theme

Fwhip as the same as Gem, vampire based powers (ref to how he was ment to turn into a vampire or something in s1) he is probably in a group with Sausage and Gem (maybe also Pearl occasionally?) Ngl idk what a name for him would be

Sausage would be the same as Fwhip n Gem, maybe more based on s2? With nature magic or maybe he is able to talk to animals. Mythical/Mythos or Sanctuary as his hero/vigilante name? He probably is friends with Joel n brings Bubbles to the doggy daycare a lot

Also Fwhip n Sausage 100% pester Canary/jimmy no matter what their roles are

I also think that Fwhip n Sausage prob toe the line with being villains purely because they are little shits and prob cause a good bit of property damage

Anyways! Ren 100% larps and roleplays a shit ton (you can't change my mind on that) maybe he also works at the dog daycare that Joel works at? Tho if he is in the hero/villain scene, I think he would either be a villain or a vigilante and he would have a king theme (Red king or HC king, but Red king is superior) if red king theme, obv he would be called The Red King. Maybe he knew/knows Martyn? Wether that's in civilian life when he was larping or smth or if Martyn had dipped his toes in the villain side of things for a moment n met him then

~Mezalea anon

:eye: well hello there (apologies this took so long i needed to have reliable free time to answer this) alr >:] time to go down the list and tell my ideas - phil has his own thing (its from a rlly old dsmp superhero au i have, so thats canon in this! they dont live in the same nation(? country? area.) so they aren't relevant and won't be mentioned directly) - absolutely possible! i didnt know if i wanted him to have a bigger role, or just be the resident fish market owner or smthn. he could totally be an aquarium employee - they dont have individual vigilante names, they're just called "wither rose"

- yes gem is transfem fuck it we ball

- sausage and joel are totally friends

- ren is a podcaster to me and im making that canon for the sole reason that i think its funny (plus we need SOMEONE to be a canonical content creator. why not make it roleplay man? his podcast is abt dnd) - ren and martyn are friends as civilians, and martyn is a regular visitor on the podcast

[8aji]

Do you any books recommendation??⁉️

OKAY SO !! i gotta start by saying that i havent read many books and thats one of the reasons i didnt respond to this ask aside from me taking a break i was a lil embarrassed ngl BUT my response is finally here and i hope you enjoy my rant/rec list !!

all quiet on the western front - erich maria remarque

when i tell you this book destroyed the view i had of life and then built it back again...im not exaggerating. its so beautifully written, and the characterization is wonderful. the narration felt very personal to me, like the story was a little secret between me and paul (the main character), and i don't think it was bc it was written in 1st person pov. ofc im sure it influenced my perception of the story, but the language that was used and constant contradictions and the way paul would go on long, eloquently put together, tangents about his thoughts and emotions and opinions to then disregard everything he said with a sudden wave of doubt and hopelessness — i think it made him very human. i felt very connected to his character, and i do think it was bc i had grown fond of the version i saw of him in the 2022 film (which has nothing on the book, can't even compare em really), the already preexisting feeling was only amplified by the narration and the intricate sentences AND AND i saw my own writing be reflected on the book — for instance, i noticed there were very long long sentences, which is something i rlly like doing. all in all, it showcases the ww1 soldier experience very crudely, in a very beautifully sad way; you can feel remarque's pain and anger in every sentence — his opinion about the war and its futility are very clear, and it honestly makes the book a 100 times better. though i do think my opinion is VERY biased when it comes to this book so please do take it with a grain or a spoonful really of salt

everything i never told you - celeste ng

i read this book a while ago, but even so it remains as one of my top 3 i dont read a lot bear with me TT the book has a very catchy opening line, which instantly had me hooked — it narrates the story of a mixed-race, chinese-american family in the 70s and how they navigate the disappearance of their daughter. i think the book does an amazing job at juggling multiple povs without neglecting any character. it develops each individual storyline very well and the way it delves into the internal conflicts and psyche of each character is just 10/10

little fires everywhere - celeste ng

i gotta be honest, this book didnt "hook" me as much as the other two did, but i still think it was very good and definitely worth a read. i think celeste ng has the tendency to start her books very actively? what i mean with this is that she opens up the story with a very shocking fact or occurrence (?) and then ties everything back to the beginning — almost as if she started writing the story backwards. i think that's really cool, bc even though we as the reader know the "climatic" event, we dont exactly know what happened and are left at the edge of our seats wondering what exactly went down for this to happen, ya know?

the metamorphosis - franz kafka

now, this is also me being biased bc i have the biggest and greatest, most softest spot for kafka and this book. in short, and i mean in very short, the story's about a man who suddenly turns into a bug — the beauty of simplicity in summaries. i read it when i was 16 in literature class and i was absolutely smitten with the story the main character...i really wanted to fix him, kay?? at the time i wasn't at my bestest in terms of mental stability, so im sure that influenced my love and understanding for the book, but analysing it in class and delving into the context behind the book and the author, and interpreting it from my own pov just sigh it was so good.

like water for chocolate - laura esquivel

FUCK i can't express how fun this book is. its a romance book, and also a perfect example of magical realism. AND IT DOES IT THROUGH FOOD !! tita (the main character) has a very deep bond with cooking, and because of this, the food she makes is a direct reflection of the emotional state she was in while she did so — cook the food that is. and, if im not mistaken bc i also read this book when i was 16, each chapter starts with the recipe that tita will prepare — i loved that detailed so much because i love cooking as well, tho i prefer baking. and though it is technically a tragic-romance novel, it is very lighthearted (and i mean this in the bestest way possible) and very funny imo. i would recommend it to anyone in the blink of an eye.

[m333myselfandiii]

Awww you're welcome! I have a bad aesthetic problem, I try to be it so bad but it turns out bland. You, on the other hand, made an amazing blog aesthetic. Great job ^^

NONO actually good thing! I stopped watching anime because I got into TV series more! Do u have animes you would recommend?

For the manga question,, well, i kind of like to read some out of WebToon or illegally on some website I find. I love some popular choices like Death Note, My Hero Academia, Assassination Classroom, Tokyo Ghoul, Haikyuu (very cute, and im not into sports, just grew up with those silly volleyball players), Black Butler, but uhhh not a great fan of Dragon Ball or One Piece unfortunately. Kind of liking the hype on Jojo but I didnt got into it. I also like to shop but rarely since they cost a lot. Love me some random, unknown shōjo mangas. Come on, soft romance stories are amazing sometimes,,,,, Oh! Plus!!! There are Mahwas (i probably spelt it wrong) which are basically mangas but korean. And that's where I get very ignorant <3 i would recommend going through many lists online!!! People share very underrated mangas you don't know existed haha.

Thank u for replying to me.

-🪩anon

AWW thank you sm I'm so happy you say that cos I spent hours on Pinterest for HOURS to make it look good yk but it still looks kinda bland to me, im glad you think otherwise 😭 and also, I'm pretty sure yours isn't bad at all :33

GURL BYE-

WHY IS YOUR TASTE EXACTLY LIKE MINE OMG? I've never seen anyone else like assassination classroom (not anyone I've personally interacted with 😭), N THT MAKES ME SO HAPPY HHHHHHHH. I've watched Death Note, Black Butler and My Hero Academia, and Haikyuu's been on my watch list since forEVERR I just keep procrastinating lol :') as for Tokyo Ghoul, I really did try to get into it but it js... wasn't my type sadly 😭 I've heard of dragon ball and have dipped a little here and there into One Piece but I'm not rlly attached to it lol :') n same with Jojo lol!! I've heard the hype but I've never checked it out for myself lmao

Nd tbh where I live buying Mangas n other stuff sadly isn't available :') so online shopping it is that I hv to resort to lmao. And you're totally right bout the soft romantic shojo Mangas that somehow nobody seems to know about lol 😭 like,, they're SO SWEEETTTTT <3 they're like,, so random- but somehow manage to be the best pieces of literature that bless my eyes lol ✨️😔 there was this one I rlly liked a while back- tho the name was kinda odd. It went smth like "is long term employment possible - my pre-employment life with an unsociable magician" n I rlly liked it lol cos it was js so SWEETT ugh :33

Ngl I've been looking to get into Manhwas for a while- do you have any recommendations? Also with the movies since you mentioned you like TV series :3

Also also also- for the anime recommendations- I don't think I have good taste, but there are some rlly precious ones you can check out if ur not too busy lol :3 there's "horimiya" which is a short n sweet high-school romance, and "ancient magus's bride" which I don't see get talked abt a lot, but is still just as cute and sweet lol :33

And thank you so much for the ask, I'm rlly happy to get to interact wth you!! I'm so sorry for the late reply btw I was kinda busy 😭😭

Hope you have a great day, anon!! :3

[lanawinterscigarettes]

salutations(penny voice from rwby) aeron and star..

yes i do use it as a pseudonym as well so that's just really amusing to me that we've crossed paths 😭

correction * i am the anon thats a big homosexual 😔 im in love with many women...

oh my god clara is definitely my type.. brunette and dominant/bossy/witty sjdnjdhf. I couldn't really find any good short clips of monica and went on tiktok instead

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTY6Hfr7b/

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTY6Hmd6m/

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTY6HBXaK/

^ the last one is for aeron mostly bc my GOD miss Rachel green and Monica together I'm going to implode. im soooooooo crazy about them please 😭. like they are so attractive and bossy.. (sighs in gay). I love how strong mondler and roschel is, I usually ship wlw so easy for shows but friends has such a solid chemistry fr me??? god. funnily i didn't like joey/phoebe much compared to the others bc of how perverted/womanizer joey could be at times and phoebe would annoy me irl im ngl but that's what's so great about friends.. they all have flaws. if i ranked it would be Monica/Rachel/Chandler > Ross/Joey/Phoebe i think. ross annoys me sometimes but he also has really sweet moments i think. like when he didnt go to that discovery channel thing or didn't date anyone when rachel asked him to or teaching phoebe how to ride his bike. oh im terribly endeared by them all hsnsbsn

i finished s1 of gossip girl yesterday and it was CRAZY oh my god i didn't expect to hear that serena had killed someone?? I know two spoilers - dan is gg (biggest talk about TV tbh I saw growing up iirc) and that Blair and Chuck are married (saw that bc I googled who is Chuck when watching LOL) i think their chemistry is great..I liked nate and Vanessa actually and Eric being gay had me ?2;#,!?1?1?. pissed me off so bad that lily and Rufus slept together and yet she's still with BART PLEASE FREE ME. anyways i want blair so bad jsanbsjsb :) I have to perish

long ass yap...i love tumblr so bad its cool u can make friends thru anon..

- ✨️

OMG THE EDIT AAHHHH- I loved it so much just like I love rachel and monica. and I completely get how you feel about the different characters, like again I don't like ross much but he did have his moments where I'm like "yeah okay I give him props for that". personally I love phoebe because of how much I relate to her but that's just me haha (I also relate to monica and chandler a lot so)

honestly the show is called gossip girl for a reason because so many crazy things are happening all the time lmao (I love eric btw he's one of my faves). AND YES I HATE BART SO MUCH I SWEAR- don't get me started on that man, I have a whole list of fictional dads that I despise and he's one of them

I love all of my emoji anons in the tumblrverse, as star anon likes to call it hehe 🫶

[fionajames]

i forgot to do this! tysm for the tag way !!!

uhmmmm if we're talking fic-fics, about 7, but i write more one shots, and that would be over a few dozen :3

i just tried writing nicer, with better flow

i typically write most for star wars, but the life series smp hyperfixatino came back and ive done a lot of stuff for that too!!!

uhmm probably 6 or so

a lot actually, so ill list some of my favs rn. grumbo, scarian, ranchers, flower husbands, anidala, caitlyn x vi, codywan, and jyn x cassian

i love grian's lore character, and crosshair did not capture my heart but ive seen him in a new light so-

arcane!!!!! and life series, ive never written for it before

all of them probably

my au ones when i had no pressure in writing them

chapters of one of my really long fics, its no where near done but each chapter was a couple thousand words

probably the one that was really long, it was hard and painful to grind out

the ones i really enjoyed

my shortest would have been a one shot somwhere, and my longest is the long fic. its only 4 chapters and 40,811 words

lots and lots and lots of noah kahan, and other things depending on the genre and mood

probably a zombie apocolypse fic im writing.

a fic called 'track four', which is the zombie apocolypse one

'The week the world ends seems to last forever. It’s a whirlwind of emotions, of twists and turns and pains. The days ache and stretch, sunrise to sunset, long hours of sunlight and empty hours of night.'

'He was aware of the message as it hummed in the air, surrounded by nonexistent howls and screams and cries. He was aware of the pain on his face and the IV connected to his arm. He was aware of the voices around him, although unintelligible with the pounding of the roars.  Tears was aware that he had survived.'

“So, Tears, what’s been bothering you?” “The past, sir.” “And what happened in your past to haunt you now?” “There was an attack, sir.” “And what happened to you during the attack?” “I was attacked.” “And what else happened?” “I don’t know what you're talking about.” “You know exactly what I mean.” “It wasn’t my fault.” “But do you believe that?” “It wasn’t my fault." “It’s okay, I understand. Do you blame yourself?” “It was my fault. I blame myself, of course I do! Because it was my fault!” “It wasn’t your fault, Tears. None of it was.”

i dont really write funny stuff :/

i cant think of anything

i do my writing on google docs, and most of the planning on paper

probably getting my short story published

not really

took some time to let my brain come up with ideas without trynna force em

most of my stuff is fanfiction

i didnt do any, cause im lazy

uhhhhhh- my dog

i dont have a to do list ngl :)

MOREEEEEEEEE

tysm for the tag @waywardsou2

A slightly revised version of last year's questions! Two ways to play: Reblog and have your followers send you numbers, or answer the whole list!

How many fics have you worked on since January?

What’s something new that you tried in a fic this year?

What piece of media inspired you the most? (This can be the fandom you wrote the most for, the one that spawned the most ideas, the one you thought about the most, etc.)

How many fandoms did you write for this year?

What ships captured your heart?

What characters captured your heart?

Did you write for any new fandoms or ships this year?

What fic meant the most to you to write?

What fic made you feel the happiest to work on?

What fic was the most satisfying to finish writing?

What fic was the most difficult to write?

What fic was the easiest to write?

What were your shortest and longest fics posted this year?

What were your go-to writing songs?

What was the hardest fic to title?

What's your favorite title of the year?

Share your favorite opening line

Share your favorite ending line

Share your favorite piece of dialogue

Share your funniest line

What's something that surprised you while you were working on a fic? Did it change the story?

What writing programs did you use? Did you write by hand?

If you had to choose one, what was THE most satisfying writing moment of your year?

Did you do anything special to celebrate finishing a fic?

How did you recharge between fics?

Did you create fanworks other than fic?

How many events did you take part in? (bangs, exchanges, ship weeks, zines, prompt memes, they all count!)

If this were an awards show, who would you thank?

What's left on your to-do list for 2024?

What would you like to write next year?

[sk3l3t0n444]

been seeing you have breakdowns over yttd in the tag how ya doing buddy (i love watching other people suffer)

i am not ok, im very close with my older brother so gin calling sara big sister sara and with sou and kanna and kannas guilt and reko and alice fucking wrecked me. and the fact that i saved kanna instead of sou fucking destroyed me because ajdbdjemebgdjd

in any media where a character has a sibling or sees another character as a sibling i will bawl. and the amount in yttd killed me.

i relate to more characters than i should in yttd LIKE WHO THE FUCK RELATES TO HINAKO OTHER THAN ME?

the list of favs is too long and im going to put all my favs here because this is my blog and i do what i want. kanna, gin, keiji, sou, reko, kai, alice, ranmaru, hinako, anzu, ranger, safalin are my favorites and i will explain in detail because i can

kanna: she has a sister!!! and and and and she felt bad and she was a fucking wreck! i love it when my characters are wrecks!

gin: THE HIM HES SO SILLY AND THE AUTISM AND HE CALLS EVERYBODY HIS BIG SIBLING IM GONNA CRYYYYYY

keiji: i made an entire post about him

sou: HES AN ASSHOLE BUT HES MY ASSHOLE...wait...thats not...YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!

reko: ...hOT...preTYy...LAdyyy...and shes so niceeeee AND SHE HAS AN OLDER BROTHER??? FUCKING SOLD!!!

kai: he just wanted to protect! (and hes kinda cute ngl)

alice: AWESOME HAIR 10/10 and also HE CARES SO MUCH FOR REKOOOOOO he truly cares about reko and he just wants the best for her <3

ranmaru: i saw his victim video where he said he he didnt know what to do with life and how he was nothing special and i knew he would be my fav. he pretends to not care and to an extent he doesnt, but he does care about everything. and hes kinda cute :)

hinako: chaotic evil...and she reminds me of niffty...and the dark circles are a mood but also shes just a middle school student, she was either bribed, threatened, tricked, forced etc to do this. there is no way she chose to be a pawn. shin took sous name to survive, the fake hinako must have a reason similar to that.

anzu: SILLY!!! AND PRETTY!!! and also she clearly puts up a silly front but shes scared, she feels so much fear but tries to make everybody else laugh

ranger: tbh hes just god damn cute and i relate to him a scary amount and i think thats my red flag

safalin: she truly cares about the players and helps them. not out of obligation but because she wants to. shes scared that she would be forced to hurt them so she warned them and told them not to trust her :(

ok ive ranted enough

[silverfirewolfsurtleaus]

Some stuff about vampires in fangs and future

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To start off all vampires have this list of things and tibits about leo with them

Increased: strength, speed, durability, senses

For leo who already had a degree of this because of how he was made didnt noticed the durability or the senses at first, untill it was pointed out, he's faster than the current record holder for vampires due to his owb slider speed/inhanced speed getting a boost...and it was pretty noticible when he was able to lift the couch up while his very large and heavy older brother was on it...he carried raph around for a bit while his older brother cried happy tears because some times the oldest chikd just wants to be carried (I speak from exoerance ngl)

Claws and fangs

The most noticible things from a vampires repitor impossible to notice unless theur small enough. Usually used for getting blood, the fangs, or for fighting, the claws, notibky the vampires fangs secrete a substance that acts as an anastetic [im hopeing Im using the right word here] that WILL affect the bitten part so long ad they have blood in theit system. It has a raito of hours/how much is put in the blood stream. Leo usually uses the least amount ge can get away with because he doesnt know much other properties of it.

Healing saliva

Its not much just enough healing power to heal the injuries the cause via their fangs with no chance of infection. Leo is pretty quick to use this no lie even if he thinks its a little grose he has to lick people.

Regeneration

This ONLY applies to injuries and scars gotten after becomeing a vampire. The wounds can heal up in a matter of minutes usually. There is ways to cancle this out and give vampires scars and perment injuries however. Leo has exoeranced that first happen.

Vampires ability to transform.

Va.pires can shape shift into one of four things.

The most common is bats, what vampires are known for reall y.They can also become snakes, mist, or very rarely wolves. Leo is one of the kinds of vampires who can become mist, though its rare for him to be in this form unless its already misty/foggy out. He had to learn how to transform the hard way. In other news mist vampires are hard to hurt in that form.

Vampires weakenesses...and hints to what put leo in that 50 year coma without going into exact details.

Holy symbols

Hoky symbols do not usually hurt vampires. Thing is with holy symbols is that they need belife in the religon or god its connected to to work from at least one party, either the human or vampire, to weaken the vampire, in which the vampire is reduced to their pre turned levels of increased things. If neither party belives in the thing connected to the holy symbol then the holy symbol will fail spetacurally. If both parties belive then it can actually hurt the vampire. Agnostic and athiest vampires are a hunters bane and learning that it wasnt just the christain cross was a hunters worst nightmare. Leo has been under the affects of a holy symbol.

Wood

Now this actually has a few factors. The wood needs to be from a tree considered holy by the people that the vampire originates from to actually hurt, unless its a wooden stake but those hurt humans too so, in leo case due to his human genetic being japanese then only woods like that from a sakaki tree would work. Leo has been pined to the ground using this.

Silver

Considered a holy metal in places silver is an effective tool for hunters as its like poison to vampires, also prevents them from seeing their reflection in mirrors. It can have accidic or burning properties if simply placed on a vampires skin causing it to turn red and extreamly irritated for a short period of time blistering and starting to open it up if longer. If it actually make it into the vampires blood stream depending on the amount it can range from them being sick to potental death. Leo is lucky that 1) the injuries he got from this are below the shoukder line and 2) that he servived the hunters silver laced weapon

Holy water

Water blessed by a very religious person or deity. Vampires are considered unholy, not undead like in most cases, but very much unholy. Holy water will work like an acid that eats away at where ever it touches until its gone or its too diluted to work anymore. However most vampires are safe because holy water is actually hard for hunters to get since moat people belive vampires are myths. Leo has a scar on one of his legs from hoky water however.

Other things to note

Yes vampires must be invited in to private homes. Public places are free game however.

Garlic is not a weakness of vampires thats a myth among myth because a couple of vampires had deathly garlic allergies

Allergies are not curred if one becomes a vampire obviously

Magic can hurt vampires but its not as effective as using one of their weakness.

Theres covens of vampires and each coven takes up one place, example maeve's coven coverse all of new york much to her frazzlment

Vampires not oart of the covens, uncommon, are known as free roamers like leo

Leo is a free roamer because he had no clue about covens and by the time he learned he was fine on his own.

Smaller groups within covens are clans and act as large familes of vampires

Free roamers have their own version of clans known as tribes

Trives unlike covens can be made up of more than vampires, or the odd werecreature, however

The leaders of covens are not normally genetically related usually when the current coven head retires or is dying they chose a new head.

Know one knows how they choose but everyone knows who the current head is after theyve been chosen.

Freeroamers like leo just get confused until its clarified for them.

Leo is the only hamato who been turned into a vampire ever

This is because most vampires have respect for this clan of mostly humans who have dealt with demons an alien in vasions...most

Maeve is looking for leo's sire as he was part of her coven and BROKE THE VAMPIRE LAW

[sarah-dipitous]

Hellsite Nostalgia Tour 2023 Day 141

Slash Fiction/Vincent and the Doctor

“Slash Fiction��

Plot Description: Once again on the FBI’s Most Wanted list l, Sam and Dean seek help from a friend of Bobby’s when two Leviathans go on a killing spree as Sam and Dean

Would I Survive the First Five Minutes??: for the first time and given a universe where what the Winchesters face is real, my daily life is the subject of the first five minutes. And…if a leviathan decided to rob my branch, make everyone in there cower in the safe deposit box vault room, and then open fire? No. I don’t think i would survive

This leviathan they caught is pretty funny ngl

Ok. That tracks. He was able to get the boys’ aliases from when their souls were in Cas…that’s how he got the hit on the credit card Sam used

Bobby’s friend is…interesting, to say the least. A lil paranoid

Aw man. No more classic rock aliases. It’s a cash only existence for them now. And electronics? Forget about ‘em

Apparently, decapitation does SOMETHING to the leviathans

Oh nooooo not Babyyyyyy. Poor Dean

Bobby has a therapist?

Alright. Them playing Leviathan who HATE their actual characters IS pretty funny. JESUS. Deans not gonna get that burger he wants so bad

Uggggghhhhhhhhh hate when they download all the info on the person they’re pretending to be

THEY FOUND SOMETHING BY ACCIDENT???

Oh fun!! The leviathans are cops now…aaaaaand they’re back to being the boys

Oh no…is this one going to spill the beans about Amy to Sam? Yup. Thought so.

Dean. That shouldn’t feel good. You just decapitated “yourself”

Are those FBI agents ALSO leviathan?

Ok Bobby and Jody are pretty cute

I knew at least one of them was a leviathan

There’s so much I forgot about this plot line. Is the PRESIDENT a leviathan? Or is he just running for it?

Hey!!! Crowley!!!

Mmmmm…there it is. Omg, the way they keep splitting up. How many times is this? And how many times has that been the right move? Oh, none?

“Vincent and the Doctor”

Plot Description: Terror lurks in the cornfields of Provence, but only a sad and lonely painter can see it. Amy Pond finds herself shoulder to shoulder with Vincent VanGogh in a battle with a deadly alien

I. AM. READY. TO. CRY. (As long as “max” doesn’t fuck up too bad)

The Doctor and the tour guide complimenting each others’ bow ties ❤️❤️

I love seeing them bring all the VanGogh paintings to life

Omg Doc…just say you’re jealous of Amy and Vincent getting along.

LEAVE VINCENT ALOOOONE. HE DIDNT DO ANYTHING. This isn’t his fault

It’s not every day you get to watch the Doctor make a fool of himself while the person he’s helping gets to be the hero, but Vincent’s the only one who can see the alien, sooooooo

(Omg max is so laggy)

Shut. Up. The impressionists were proper painters. You ass

Oh. Amy among all those sunflowers is such a pretty picture

Oh I want to give a long dead painter a huge hug

But now he’s ready to take on the alien. With his paints and canvas in hand

I love when characters who are used to doing things really quickly have to slow down. They get so annoyed. Aang did it when Sokka forced them to walk instead of flying on Appa, and now the Doctor is experiencing linear time. But like…he says this as though he’s never had to stay in places for a few hours

When the historical figure falls in some type of love or admiration for the companion>>>>

I rag on spn for having monsters that look like humans all the time but I also gotta say something about how you only ever see this alien when it’s not engaged in combat with a character. Like, neither can be on screen at the same time

The Doctor calling Vincent Rory 😭😭😭

Oh, it was alone and frightened and it couldn’t see…and now it’s gone

They have such nice moments. Like this one in the field where he describes the sky to Amy and the Doctor

It’s so weird to see them take a historical figure to the “present” (2010). Omg, him just wanting to ask about whatever electronic device that was and the Doctor dismissing it as unimportant

Yeah. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

That man just had the weirdest and most wonderful day at work and…he’ll never really know it

Oh Amy…your optimism and it getting crushed

I’m getting so worked up over the “for Amy”