#nftumblrcryptids

[frick-yes-dragons]

soz I fucked up the first one bc I forgot 2023 is a year that exists but here's v2

I wasn't even here for most of these but I've done my research and I'm genuinely curious how boops rate compared to the past pranks!

there's not an option for 2020 because there was no prank that year LOL and please excuse me for any inaccuracies and uhh reblog for sample size

[veiljumped]

ok i'm curious

happy eleven years of april foolery on this hellsite

*(i'm not sure what the name of the 2023 one actually was i'm sorry)

[wumblr]

[nightpool]

[wrenhyperfixates]

Clicked on this thing having no idea what it was and...

And wtf I love it so much. Doesn’t like muffins tho huh? 🤔 

Sad. But I still love

[neon--nightmare]

you love WHAT?

[caromari]

GOUG DEAREST.......

[havoxel]

these little shits are definitely gonna kill us in our sleep aren’t they

[fonderheart]

GLOAT, WHO TAUNTS THE GODS

[bisexualsilver]

well can’t say that isn’t a fucking mood

[bebe-benzenheimer]

...those April Fool's NFTumblcryptids were the test run for all this weren't they? *shakes fist to heavens*

[fire-rose]

I’m sorry, what? So, @staff thinks it’s a good idea to make useless updates, but also refuses to fix any of the site’s actual issues to the point where it severely limits it’s users and make it so that those of us who prefer mobile are no longer able to edit anything in drafts if they have multiple blogs and the drafts have been there for more than one day. Forcing us to go on desktop just to get any of it fixed up / completed while also risking said edits to be posted immediately after being saved again.

Thanks. Thanks a lot (sarcastic)

I still refuse to leave this site despite it being a dumpster fire.

[riding-with-the-wild-hunt]

[gundamcalibarney]

well they’re right at the fizzy water thing.

[akumeoy]

i burnt down a koala sanctuary for this i hope you're happy

[shreedle]

Guess I don't get a Tumblr cryptid then.

Oh well.