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I will string your flesh and pluck a merry tune
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What about bill's goons as chairs?
At heart, the henchmaniacs are all incoherent ai generated chairs. But I don't want to ai generate chairs, so here they are
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#don't let them sell you chair NFTs!!!#chairverse#gravity falls#headcanons#meme#henchmaniacs#bill cipher
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It's a good thing Val probably has a taste for danger (outside of the dread that comes with the thought of potentially dying and leaving Io all alone) or they might have used Io's math powers for money crimes. Kat on the other hand..
aw no now I'm thinking about Val thinking about that
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I (main blog of avantlalettre) will butcher you my beautiful saber and throw your remains in a river if you dont publicly denounce vaspider for calling ME,a female of 16 years,a perverted man. And furthermore your soul shall go to hell afterwards where it shall forever be trapped in a pool of flie's larvae,ice,and human refuse wherein you shall be tormented by your demonic hosts and force to pursue the Adversary's standard through this ocean of purulence for the remainder of eternity. However you can avoid this if you denounce vaspider,apologize to me,and delete your reply
Don't be surprised that people assume you're a guy when the name of your blog is Karl prince of darkness, Karl is a typically male name and people are gonna assume, doesn't matter how long you've been a female.
I didn't see anything about perversion in Vaspider's reply, so I'm going to guess you tacked that on yourself and that it's your opinion of all men. Nice essentialism there dipshit, but switching "woman bad" with "man bad" doesn't make you a genious or anything close to good, it makes you a narrowminded asshole. As a man, vas te faire retourner par une chèvre, suce-merde.
I don't believe in your soul thingy, so your threats mean fuck all to me.
Even if I somehow took into account your worldview, calling you an idiot on the internet wouldn't justify that severe of a punishment, especially for eternity, so you claiming that shows you are either exaggerating or you have an incredibly inflated opinion of your own worth on a metaphysical level. Either way, your threats are worthless even in your own belief system.
Reading the first line made me wonder if I had somehow gotten a yandere stalker. If you want people to give you the time of day, try not to talk like a deranged lunatic.
The overly wordy way you write is also doing you no favor, as it makes you sound like a melodramatic twat. You don't sound smart, you sound arrogant. Just in case, and so you understand, here's a TL;DR in your own language : I, Farsight, Lord Admiral by the Grace of my Shipping Heart, do declare that your vile perfidy and obtuse demagoguery are most unwanted upon these hallowed piers, that your hackneyed threats are as void of meaning as the soul of a gull is of decency, that your biases are a stain most revolting and that your very presence is neither wanted, nor tolerated. Begone from my dock. Or, for normal people : blocked. And if you somehow contact me again, I will contact the police regarding the very real and actual death threat in the first sentence of this bullshit. And as I live in France, where death threats ARE legally penalized, that means legal consequences :) So fuck off my dock, and never come back. Vas te faire voire chez quelqu'un qui en a quelque chose à foutre de tes conneries.
#My first death threat on tumblr!#This feels like a rite of passage#and it's pseudo-spiritualist religious bullshit too#I wonder if that's a collector#can I sell it ?#I'd make an NFT of it if NFTs were still around#it's utter worthless bullshit#which makes it perfect for an NFT#“ME; a female of 16 years!”#So what#I've been a man for almost 32 years#gender + age ain't an achievement#but seriously death threats have legal consequences in France#if that moron comes back or tries anything I AM going to the police station#and I'm a teacher#and considering how many high profile teacher murders have happened in recent years#they'll listen#they kind of have to
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my "unique" "artistic" "perspective"
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The duergar! As a refresher, duergar are surly and dour dwarves. About 4-5 ft (1.2-1.5 m) tall, they're distrustful but loyal and hardworking. They live quiet lives working thier ass off but taking no pleasure from it, the closest thing to joy coming thier special interest hobbies. These ones can turn invisible, temporarily grow to like 10 feet tall, and make blades from their brain!
#Soulblades are duergar combatants whose mastery of psionics allows them to manifest blades of psychic energy to slice apart their foes.#that's it that's the lore. all of it. that's the entirety of the lore. 1 sentence.#ok ngl he kinda looks like he'd try to sell me an nft.#duergar soulblade#duergar#dnd#dnd5e#DnD 5e#d&d#smash or pass#5e#monsters of the multiverse#mpmm
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with the amount of shit Hiroshi manages to put out under his brother's name, part of me is hoping that hide is waiting for him in the fucking afterlife with a bat full of Nails
#hide#I will continue to scream it but this mf cannot market his brother right#and is like that clip of Mr. Krabs that's like ''Am I really going to desecrate this grave for money? Of course I am!''#If Hiroshi wasn't so keen on putting hide through ai or selling images of him as fucking NFTs#I would be open to supporting the Lemoned store more#alas this motherfucker wakes up in the morning and decides that he's going to sell a wooden fork with hide's name on it for $30#the things I never scream about outside of the two servers I'm in because people would want to strangle me
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theater is such an expensive hobby damn maybe i'm glad i'm just surface level lmao?
#romeo text#saw ppl selling bootlegs as nfts and i'm like#is that the capitalism stage we're in#idk i just remember when slimey was fun thing#and everyone on r/ piracy r like always sharing links on movies and music in community sense#but as an onlookers i shouldn't judge#really
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Prague city tourism spent half a mil crowns on shit NFT, sold 23 thousand crowns worth of them which is 9 out of 1357 NFT
The NFT looks like the art on fake barbie boxes or 2000s dress up game
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Half a mil down the drain
#čumblr#are you run by out of touch boomers??#people only bought NFTs because of the hype#you have exactly 0hype to sell thousands of NFTs
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do you fucking remember when a bunch of extremely famous artists that usually never even perceive social media started making twitter accounts to show off their work and interact with fans and then once everyone found them like 'oh my god this is literally my fave artist i can finally follow them!!' they started shilling their art as nfts
#ive never been so fucking mad in my life bro#cause like for a lil while a bunch of em showed up and i was so hyped about it#and then they were all like. yeah buy my nfts :)#ALSO ALSO when nfts started getting flak about their carbon print and a bunch of artists got sponsored to join that one 'green' nft platfor#i dont fucking remember what it was but they were like 'this is the one ethical nft site!! its ok to sell here!!'#and then i only ever saw it mentioned once or twice because it evaporated instantly#thunderclap
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Learning more about the Ozzy Osbourne bat-biteing incident and going from "what a jerk doing animal cruelty" to "wow he was kinda the victim here and those fans should have gotten arrested for willingly exposing someone to a rabies risk". Just goes to show how your opinion on something can change when you learn more information.
#Like it's wild people got off with feeding a celebrity a dead bat and somehow made HIM look like the asshole here#It's all right in the end though like now Ozzy is selling bat nfts. Wish I was joking
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Just a little follow up on that last post but just in general I think one of the reasons I've really stopped caring for railing on the Playtime devs... Is just because it feels like so much of it is just speculative nonsense trying to make every single thing they do secretly evil or lazy or bad. Why isn't it enough to discuss the Actual bad things they did [the fact they used to run a shady content farm before doing game work, the fact they tried to sell lore to their fans via NFTs, etc] it's hard for me to engage with content that rightfully critiques that bc oftentimes they then spiral into speculative 'so now we have to tell you why this moment where an employee blinks in the game is code for the devs secretly stole all their code from Bendy and kill babies as a hobby'.
Which makes me turn off my brain and not want to take any other points they make seriously, bc like I said if you lie to me to try and convince me of your point, I'm not gonna take anything else you say seriously bc I won't know if it's true or just something you made up anymore.
It honestly feels like everyone just keeps making shit up bc Poppy Playtime used to be the internet punching bag but now that the NFTs thing isn't the hottest topic to discuss about it anymore we all just need a reason to make fun of it and the people who like it. Which just kinda feels like unfair cringe culture, because if our real problem is the devs being greedy and shady why isn't the same effort put into roasting similar devs like the Bendy team? We can't suddenly say 'well actually being a bit greedy isn't That bad' when it's a team we like instead of one we all decided is 'cringe n bad'.
#ramblez#I hope all this makes sense Im not saying u cant dislike the devs of any of these games#just that the double standards on display really drive me nuts#sure playtime co tried to sell nfts but kindly beast laid off almost all of its employees and tried to sell its fans at full price a game#made by two people in three weeks last minute#if being greedy and lazy is really as bad as the internet says it is why arent the bendy devs the internets punching bag too#you cant have that sort of obvious double standard and then still expect me to think you take that topic seriously#bc when you only bring it up in relation to devs you clearly have a bias against and dont bring it up against devs ur bias towards#its clear that the greediness isnt actually the problem you care abt at least thats how it reads to me#anyways both of these devs suck but I dont think that means everyone at playtime co is secretly evil and in on it#a lot of effort is clearly on display in the writing animation coding etc and we shouldnt pretend its all awful just bc the ceos suck#same way I only level a lot of my problems with bendy towards mike n mood and not every single person who works on the games#bc clearly someone at JDS and playtime co cares a lot about what theyre making and thats really nice to see#its just that the ceos keep fucking up the product esp when it comes to Bendy-
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I must be doing something right. My teachers and a relative have been calling me a communist since, like, high school. Mostly for saying pretty normal anti-cap things, I'm not really well-read on economic theory or anything.
Hilariously one of these accusations came from a choir teacher?
And my relative said I "inherited a blue-collar perspective from my parents" when I said that one's job not being their main stream of income was unrealistic for most people.
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never forget. Tech bro mera is real……
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Hi hi! I absolutely adore your cc and style! 🥰 I was wondering if you would ever consider making a gamer headset that has cow ears and the little horns on top?🥺
#yes :)#ask#i smoothed the face and remeshed it and now it looks like i'm selling an nft or something
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