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What about I'm a kitty cat and I dance dance dance? What is he worth in this economy
Legendary dance kitty doing just fine as always! This crazy kitty continues to bring joy to all, skyrocketing it's net worth! The dance dance dance now selling for 21 MILLION dollars!
#apparently it was an nft and was tempted to look up price of that#except then I remembered nfts suck and are worthless#21 million is the number of views the original view has#crazy kitty#premium kitty#silly kitty#asks
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When our artists pour more time and effort into an item, we’d like to put them into a tier that matches that level of quality.
#neopets#neotag#nft who#Dom the crypto bro#wtf does this even mean#they should be putting in effort anyway#can someone deluxe work on the tvw comics#deluxe price tags
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Just a little follow up on that last post but just in general I think one of the reasons I've really stopped caring for railing on the Playtime devs... Is just because it feels like so much of it is just speculative nonsense trying to make every single thing they do secretly evil or lazy or bad. Why isn't it enough to discuss the Actual bad things they did [the fact they used to run a shady content farm before doing game work, the fact they tried to sell lore to their fans via NFTs, etc] it's hard for me to engage with content that rightfully critiques that bc oftentimes they then spiral into speculative 'so now we have to tell you why this moment where an employee blinks in the game is code for the devs secretly stole all their code from Bendy and kill babies as a hobby'.
Which makes me turn off my brain and not want to take any other points they make seriously, bc like I said if you lie to me to try and convince me of your point, I'm not gonna take anything else you say seriously bc I won't know if it's true or just something you made up anymore.
It honestly feels like everyone just keeps making shit up bc Poppy Playtime used to be the internet punching bag but now that the NFTs thing isn't the hottest topic to discuss about it anymore we all just need a reason to make fun of it and the people who like it. Which just kinda feels like unfair cringe culture, because if our real problem is the devs being greedy and shady why isn't the same effort put into roasting similar devs like the Bendy team? We can't suddenly say 'well actually being a bit greedy isn't That bad' when it's a team we like instead of one we all decided is 'cringe n bad'.
#ramblez#I hope all this makes sense Im not saying u cant dislike the devs of any of these games#just that the double standards on display really drive me nuts#sure playtime co tried to sell nfts but kindly beast laid off almost all of its employees and tried to sell its fans at full price a game#made by two people in three weeks last minute#if being greedy and lazy is really as bad as the internet says it is why arent the bendy devs the internets punching bag too#you cant have that sort of obvious double standard and then still expect me to think you take that topic seriously#bc when you only bring it up in relation to devs you clearly have a bias against and dont bring it up against devs ur bias towards#its clear that the greediness isnt actually the problem you care abt at least thats how it reads to me#anyways both of these devs suck but I dont think that means everyone at playtime co is secretly evil and in on it#a lot of effort is clearly on display in the writing animation coding etc and we shouldnt pretend its all awful just bc the ceos suck#same way I only level a lot of my problems with bendy towards mike n mood and not every single person who works on the games#bc clearly someone at JDS and playtime co cares a lot about what theyre making and thats really nice to see#its just that the ceos keep fucking up the product esp when it comes to Bendy-
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sinestro army. hal army. alan army. now parallax army. the gangs all here :)
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DWAC Stock Price Prediction 2023, 2025, 2030, 2035, 2040, 2045, and 2050
The stock market is always an unpredictable roller coaster of highs and lows, and predicting the stock price of a company can be an even more daunting task. As technology advances, digital companies are becoming more prominent in the stock market and investors need to be aware of trends and forecasts in order to make informed decisions. For this reason, many are asking: what will be the stock price of DWAC (Digital World Acquisition Corp.) in 2023, 2025, 2030, 2035, 2040, 2045, and 2050? In this blog post, we will explore the current stock trends of DWAC, analyze past predictions, and present our own forecasts for DWAC’s stock price in the years ahead. We’ll look at the company’s past performance and current strategies to provide a comprehensive overview of the stock's future outlook. By the end of this blog post, readers should have a better understanding of the future of the company and its stock price, allowing them to make better informed decisions. Read more
#DWAC (Digital World Acquisition Corp.) Stock Price Prediction 2023#2025#2030#2035#2040#2045#and 2050#banking#stock market#loan#finance#nft#moneymol#DWAC Stock Price Prediction 2023
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A heist based on the principles of good sportsmanship???
where's the tweet thats like high value art heists should be legal and should be like a national pass time between countries like capture the flag. thats my platform
#I want this G Gundam AU now thanks#crackfic#au fun#world&history#memes#g gundam#cat burglar AU#Rambling in the Tags#AU Fun#the outfits are exactly the same as the original show#Mirabeau was disqualified for blowing a hole in the Louvre#the scene where Domon and Chibodee think their fight is at a different venue but they're in different branches of the Smithsonian#one of them ended up in the Air and Space Museum and for some reason there's a gundam there#Ulube is a crypto bro who ropes Domon into recovering his brother's missing wallet#the DG's motivation is claiming the entire Earth as an original artpiece#it was developed to tank the NFT market WITH THE HELP OF KYOJI#man just wanted to buy a graphics card at a decent price let's fucking go#we write crack here sir
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#Cryptocurrency, #CryptoExchange, #CryptoTrading #Bitcoin, #Ethereum, #Blockchain #CryptoMarket, #DigitalCurrency, #CryptoInvesting #CryptoTips, #CryptoSecurity, #CryptoNews #Altcoins, #CryptoAnalysis, #CryptoWallets #CryptoFees, #CryptoGuide, #CryptoBeginners #CryptoCommunity, #CryptoUpdates, #CryptoProfits #CryptoReviews, #CryptoPlatforms, #CryptoFeatures Cryptocurrency, or crypto, is a form of digital or virtual currency that uses cryptography for security. Unlike traditional currencies issued by governments, cryptocurrencies operate on decentralized systems, typically using blockchain technology, which is a distributed ledger maintained by a network of computers (nodes). This decentralization makes them immune to control by governments or financial institutions. Here are some key aspects of cryptocurrency: Blockchain: A blockchain is a secure and transparent way to record transactions across multiple computers. It serves as a public ledger for all cryptocurrency transactions. Bitcoin, Ethereum, and many other cryptos use blockchain to ensure integrity. Bitcoin: The first and most well-known cryptocurrency, created in 2009 by an anonymous individual or group under the pseudonym Satoshi Nakamoto. It paved the way for a new era of digital finance. Altcoins: Any cryptocurrency that is not Bitcoin is considered an altcoin. Examples include Ethereum (ETH), Litecoin (LTC), and Ripple (XRP). Many altcoins offer unique features and improvements over Bitcoin. Mining: Mining is the process through which new cryptocurrency coins are generated, and transactions are added to a blockchain. Miners use computational power to solve complex mathematical problems, and in return, they are rewarded with newly minted coins. Wallets: Cryptocurrency wallets are digital tools that store users' private and public keys and allow them to send and receive crypto. They come in different forms, including software wallets, hardware wallets, and even paper wallets. Exchanges: Platforms where users can buy, sell, and trade cryptocurrencies. Examples include Binance, Coinbase, and Kraken. DeFi (Decentralized Finance): DeFi refers to a financial system built on blockchain technology, allowing people to trade, borrow, and lend without traditional intermediaries like banks. Smart Contracts: Introduced by Ethereum, smart contracts are self-executing contracts with the terms of the agreement written directly into code. These contracts automatically execute and enforce themselves without the need for a middleman. MAK CRYPTO SIGNAL S 🔥🔥🔥 published first on https://www.youtube.com/@DCN4U/
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i got rickrolled today but it didn't work because i have adblocker installed, so youtube just told me i violated the terms of service. yesterday i was trying to edit a picture as a joke for my girlfriend, and google made me check a box to prove i'm human because i wasn't "searching normally".
it isn't just that capitalism is killing fun and whimsy, it is that any element of entertainment or joy is being fed upon by this mosquito body, one that will suck you dry at any vulnerability.
do you want to meet new friends in your city? download this app, visit our website, sign up for our email list. pay for this class on making a terrarium, on candlemaking, on cooking. it will be 90 dollars a session. you can go to group fitness, but only under our specific gym membership. solve the puzzle, sign up for our puzzle-of-the-month-club. what is a club if not just a paid opportunity - you are all paying for the same thing, which makes you a community.
but you're like me, i know it - you're careful, you try the library meetings and the stuff at the local school and all of that. the problem is that you kind of want really specific opportunities that used to exist. you are so grateful for libraries and the publicly-funded things: they are, however, an exception - and everything they have, they've fought tooth-and-nail to protect. you read a headline about how in many other states, libraries have virtually nothing left.
do you want to meet up with your friends afterwards? gift your friends the discord app. you can choose to go to a cafe (buy a coffee, at least), a bar (money, alcohol) or you can all stay in and catch a movie (streaming) or you can all stay in bed (rent. don't get me started) and scream (noise complaint. ticket at least).
you want to read a new book, but the book has to have 124 buzzwords from tiktok readers that are, like, weirdly horny. you can purchase this audiobook on audible! your podcast isn't on spotify, it's on its own server, pay for a different site. fuck, at least you're supporting artists you like. the art museum just raised their ticket price. once, they had a temporary exhibit that acknowledged that ~85% of their permanent art galleries were from cis white men, and that they had thousands of works by women (even famous women, like frida! georgia o'keefe!) just rotting in their basement. that exhibit lasted for 3 months and then they put everything away again.
walmart proudly supports this strip of land by the street! here are some flowers with wilting leaves. its employees have to pay out-of-pocket for their uniforms. my friend once got fined by the city because she organized a community pick-up of the riverfront, which was technically private property.
no, you cannot afford to take that dance class, neither can i. by the way - i'm a teacher. i'm absolutely not saying "educators shouldn't be paid fairly." i'm saying that when i taught classes, renting a studio went from 20 bucks an hour to 180 in the span of 6 months. no significant changes to the studio were made, except they now list the place as updated and friendly. the heat still doesn't work in the building. i have literally never seen the landlord who ignores my emails. recently they've been renting it out at night as an "unusual nightclub; a once-in-a-lifetime close-knit party." they spent some of those 180 dollars on LEDs and called it renovating. the high heels they invite in have been ruining the marley.
do you want to experience the old internet? do you want to play flash games or get back the temporary joy of club penguin? you can, you just need to pay for it. i have a weird, neurodivergent obsession with occasionally checking in to watch the downfall and NFT-ification of neopets. if i'm honest with you all - i never got into webkins, my family didn't have the money to buy me a pointless elephant. people forget that "being poor" can mean literally "if i buy you that toy, i can't afford rent."
you and i don't have time to make good food, and we don't have the budget for it. we are not gonna be able to host dinner parties, we're not made of money, kid. do you want some kind of 3rd space? a space that isn't home or work or school? you could try being online, but - what places actually exist for you? tiktok counts as social media because you see other people on it, not because they actually talk to you.
there was a local winter tradition of sledding down the hill at my school. kids would use pizza boxes and jackets and whatever worked, howling and laughing. back in september, they made a big announcement that this time, rules were changing, and everyone must pay 10 dollars to participate. when im not scared shitless, i kind of appreciate the environmental irony - it hasn't gone below 40. so much for snow & joyriding.
i saw a bulletin for a local dogwalking group and, nervous about making a good first impression, showed up early. the first guy there grimaced at me. "sorry," he said. "there's a 30-dollar buy-in fee." i thought he was joking. wait. for what? the group doesn't offer anything except friendship and people with whom to walk around the city.
he didn't know the answer. just shrugged at me. "you know," he said. "these days, everything costs money."
#spilled ink#warm up#“why did u tag it warm up” bc i wrote it off the cuff while drinkin coffee lol#btw the 30 dollar buy in for the dog walking is bc they pay the organizer a small pittance so she can#run fb ads and stuff and like she does put in a lot of work i don't mind paying her#but that's exactly what im fucking talking about like.#ppl can't afford to volunteer their time anymore and we all understand it!!! everything costs money for everyone!#like we didn't have to use to say ''do you mind paying me back for the stuff we ate''#we used to be able to afford to feed our friends once in a while!!!
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95% of NFTs are worthless, and most of the most expensive ones are priced between $5-100 where they were once drawing millions US$ apiece
Not a moment too soon, and fully deserved 😎
In conclusion-
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"Trying to find potential root causes.." my ass "Based of our estimates"... can they NOT READ???
As much as those people are complete and utter idiots, I hope they're okay.
#reblog#I hate NFT's and I DESPISE these kinds of people but--#eye injures are no joke#As someone who has vision problems myself (due to genetics) these kinda things scare the crap outta me#you wont EVER catch me near these lights#the fact they bought the ones that CAUSE that much damage is ridiculous#like they rlly did just look at the price tag and go “YeP Dis iS pArtY LiGHT!!”#my god#I remember my science teacher explaining very THROUGHLY to us how dangerous UVC lights are--#what a mess#how do you fuck up that badly???
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Web3 Games Play to Earn: Evolution or Empty Promises?
Web3 Games Play to Earn: Balancing Fun and Blockchain Tech Web3 gaming was meant to be a game changer, combining the fun of video games with the innovation of blockchain. It was supposed to change the gaming landscape with decentralization, play-to-earn, and ownership of digital assets through NFTs. But as the market matures the question is: is Web3 gaming getting better or going in the wrong direction? While there are complaints about some of the current games, there are many examples of better tech, better player experience, and innovative use of token-based mechanics that add to the game. Early Web3 Gaming Hits In the early days of Web3 gaming, several games caught the attention of gamers and investors. These were the pioneers, introducing new ways to interact with digital worlds. Their appeal was in the uniqueness of owning in-game assets and the ability to earn real-world value through play. Games like Axie Infinity and CryptoKitties became household names in the Web3 space and caused a lot of hype and interest. These early games used blockchain to ensure transparency and scarcity of digital asset ownership. They introduced mechanics for trading, selling, or breeding digital creatures or items and added an economic layer to the game. The concept of play to earn was very compelling, allowing players to earn money by playing the game. But these games had their limitations. Many were simple in terms of game mechanics and focused too much on the economic aspect which sometimes overshadowed the game itself.
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Understanding NFT Stats And NFT Prices: A Guide By Degenz Finance
In the rapidly evolving world of digital assets, Non-Fungible Tokens (NFTs) have emerged as a revolutionary concept, transforming how we perceive ownership and value in the digital realm. As NFTs continue to gain popularity, understanding Nft Stats and prices becomes crucial for investors, creators, and enthusiasts alike. In this guide, Degenz Finance, your trusted partner in navigating the complex NFT landscape, explores the key factors that influence NFT stats and prices.
What are NFTs?
Non-Fungible Tokens, or NFTs, are unique digital assets that represent ownership or proof of authenticity of a specific item or piece of content, such as art, music, videos, virtual real estate, and more. Unlike cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin or Ethereum, NFTs are indivisible and cannot be exchanged on a one-to-one basis, making each NFT distinct and valuable in its own right.
Understanding NFT Stats
NFT stats encompass various metrics and data points that provide insights into the performance and popularity of NFTs. Here are some essential NFT stats to consider:
1. Trading Volume
Trading volume refers to the total value of NFTs traded within a specific period. High trading volumes indicate strong interest and demand for NFTs, which can drive prices up. Conversely, low trading volumes may suggest reduced market activity and lower prices.
2. Sales Count
Sales count represents the number of individual NFT transactions within a given timeframe. Monitoring sales counts helps gauge market activity and the overall interest in NFTs. A high sales count often correlates with increased demand and higher prices.
3. Average Sale Price
The average sale price is the mean value of all NFT sales over a specified period. This metric provides insight into the general pricing trends of NFTs. An upward trend in average sale prices indicates growing market interest and potentially rising values.
4. Floor Price
The floor price is the lowest price at which an NFT from a particular collection or category is currently listed for sale. It serves as a baseline for evaluating the minimum value of NFTs within that collection. Tracking floor prices helps investors identify potential entry points and assess the overall market sentiment.
5. Market Capitalization
Market capitalization is the total value of all NFTs in circulation, calculated by multiplying the total number of NFTs by their average price. This metric provides a snapshot of the overall market size and can be used to compare the relative value of different NFT collections.
Factors Influencing NFT Prices
Several factors influence Nft Price, making it essential for investors to stay informed and analyze market trends. Here are some key factors to consider:
1. Scarcity and Rarity
Scarcity and rarity play a significant role in determining NFT prices. Limited-edition NFTs or those with unique attributes tend to be more valuable due to their exclusivity. Collectors and investors are often willing to pay a premium for rare NFTs, driving up their prices.
2. Artist or Creator Reputation
The reputation and popularity of the artist or creator behind an NFT can significantly impact its price. Established and renowned creators with a strong following are likely to command higher prices for their NFTs. Conversely, lesser-known creators may have lower-priced NFTs until they gain recognition.
3. Utility and Functionality
NFTs with added utility or functionality often attract higher prices. For example, NFTs that grant access to exclusive content, virtual events, or in-game assets are perceived as more valuable. The ability to use NFTs in various digital ecosystems can enhance their desirability and price.
4. Market Trends and Sentiment
Market trends and sentiment play a crucial role in NFT pricing. Positive news, celebrity endorsements, and collaborations can create hype and drive prices up. Conversely, negative events or market downturns can lead to decreased demand and lower prices. Staying updated with the latest market news and trends is essential for making informed investment decisions.
5. Historical Performance
The historical performance of an NFT or its collection can influence its current and future prices. NFTs with a track record of strong sales and appreciation are likely to maintain higher prices. Analyzing past performance helps investors identify patterns and potential opportunities.
6. Platform and Blockchain
The platform and blockchain on which an NFT is minted and traded can impact its price. NFTs on popular and reputable platforms like Ethereum tend to have higher visibility and demand. Additionally, the choice of blockchain can affect transaction fees, speed, and security, influencing investor preferences and prices.
Conclusion
Navigating the world of NFTs requires a deep understanding of NFT stats and the factors influencing their prices. By keeping a close eye on trading volumes, sales counts, average sale prices, floor prices, and market capitalization, investors can make informed decisions and identify promising opportunities. Additionally, considering factors like scarcity, artist reputation, utility, market trends, historical performance, and platform choice can provide valuable insights into the potential value of NFTs.
At Degenz Finance, we are committed to empowering our clients with the knowledge and tools needed to thrive in the dynamic NFT market. Whether you are a seasoned investor or a newcomer to the world of NFTs, staying informed and making strategic decisions will help you unlock the full potential of this exciting digital asset class. Join us on this journey as we explore the limitless possibilities of NFTs and their impact on the future of digital ownership and investment.
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Why that date is so interesting to me,
Because on that date there are many important moments
Where on that date Is
1 suro in Javanese culture in Indonesia ... and in Javanese culture, the beginning of a new day which in the tradition of 1 suro ... many ancient heirlooms come out to be cleaned once a year ... and most of those who carry out this tradition they fast before 1 suro with the intention of starting a new day with a state that is pure physically and mentally.
1 Muharram in Islam is a new year for Muslims (which means the beginning of a new beginning...) and is a new month in astrology.
And is a newmoon in astrology ... which usually there will be high pumping but previously preceded by a deep correction which is currently happening
' Millionaires don't use Astrology, billionaires do."
J.P. Morgan
Millionaires don't use Astrology, billionaires do.
From these events...everything has a context...a new beginning.....
This is just an expression of my matchology which is very happy to see btc being discounted massively
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Evolution of Value in WEB3: Arvin Khamseh Unpacks NFT Utility with Donna Mitchell #podcast
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Arvin Khamseh a thought leader in the crypto space, discusses the evolution of NFTs and their utility beyond overpriced digital images. He explains how NFTs can be used to tokenize real estate and artwork, allowing people to own a fraction of high-value assets. Arvin also shares his experiences in building token-gated membership communities and provides advice for brands and entrepreneurs looking to enter the web3 space. He emphasizes the importance of understanding the culture and narrative of the industry and seeking guidance from experienced professionals. Arvin concludes by highlighting the current opportunities in crypto trading and inviting listeners to connect with him for further assistance. #NFT #Web3 #Business
Takeaways
NFTs have evolved beyond overpriced digital images and can be used to tokenize real estate and artwork, allowing fractional ownership.
Building token-gated membership communities and providing valuable services can be a successful use case for NFTs.
Entering the web3 space requires understanding the culture and narrative of the industry and seeking guidance from experienced professionals.
The crypto market is volatile, and strategies for community building and NFT sales need to adapt quickly.
Arvin Khamseh offers assistance in building NFT collections and provides services for brands and entrepreneurs looking to enter the web3 space.
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00:00 Introduction and Background of Arvin Tempster
05:37 Understanding NFTs: From Overpriced Images to Utility
15:34 Tokenizing Real Estate and Artwork with NFTs
33:09 Opportunities in Crypto Trading
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Ngl this is a short one.
So Danny comes to Gotham. Down on his luck. But lo and behold, he still has access to the kingly vaults! He doesn't have to worry about money!!! He can just buy a small apartment and live out his miserable little life In luxury!
But then he is stopped on a horrible and a dark stump in his plan. How in the 7 hells is he gonna explain it to the IRS ??????
Money laundering????
Can't he just say he found a mysterious big pile of gold and be done with it?
No, Danny . How are you gonna explain the fact that you keep finding mysterious little gold files to the tax man . Jazz says emphatically through a video call . Which is a multi dimensional cuz I can't explain why sam wont just give him the money. And btw the just assume that the vaults has a magic function to give the money to him in the local currency.
Sso from that day onwards Gotham had a new little cafe in a quiet little nook. The prices are super cheap. And it by far has the best fudge in all of Gotham. If you exclude Alfred's.
The gothamites love it. It's a favorite college hangout. Everyone is pretty sure the cafe is a front. Everyone is 100% sure of it. But in this economy who the hell cares. At least it's not nfts.
People can actually benefit from this because we can get like a whole breakfast for like 4 dollars ( an au where like Danny's 2000s world is like super cheap compared to the modern Gotham city and nobody taught the poor boy common prices of this world. Danny's thinking like how do I keep accidentally going into these rich people stores with their ridiculous prices, Ughh guess I'll have to buy this I don't want to go farther) and the quality is good too. The scrawny little twink owner sure as hell does not know much about ingredients prices or did the bare minimum study of business.
Anyway when the bats came sniffing (the scrunkly little guy was innocent blame Fenton luck) and we'll tried to interrogate the owner people actually chained themselves to the front like the worlds most confused save the trees activists.
#dc x dp#dp x dc#danny fenton#danny phantom#danny phantom au#is this done yet?#dpxdc#wow i havet written a prompt in a long time#dcxdp#dp x dc prompt#is it obvious#that i dont know shit about the american taxation system?
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