#newver

[helldreamz]

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[volatilemariner]

@asktheseacowvboys replied to your post “i newver savw the appeal to wvideo games.”:

8ro you are VWOUNDING ME

​it's not like it's my fault!

[lost-in-fandoms]

EVERYONE SHUT UP

[vwillain]

i nearly said kank could play the vwideo game vwith him if he's going through all the trouble of purchasing some in game currency but the LAST time vwe vwere invwolwved vwith some kinda multiplayer game vwe all ended up dead for a bajillion svweeps.

[vworry]

y'knovw, i played that off pretty vwell but it's been nagging at me, too.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Cronus: vwomen tolerate me but they really like it wvhen im in pain or lost and desperate in a cavwe. odd but i wvould newver question vwomen

[snubmoth]

okay so i’vwe newver dared to play these lumpy ass games but i had an uncontrollable urge to dravw these bastards... blame @nezumiva for her fantastic retrospectives corrupting my thoughts :-] (please forgive me for posting these, and please watch her videos)

[jerzwriter]

In a Pickle

Thank you to @kyra75 for this ask. Of course, I went over 100 words, but it is less than a thousand! 😊 I had fun with this, thank you for the request!

Book: Open Heart (Post Series) Pairing: Tobias Carrick x Casey MacTavish (F!MC) Rating: Teen Words: 983 Summary: Spend a typical Wednesday night with Tobias and (a very pregnant) Casey as they snuggle up to watch one of their favorite television shows, Abbott Elementary. A/N: I HC that Tobias & Casey are big Abbot fans, and it's pretty funny because the season two finale aired on April 19th of this year, which is the day before little Sammy Carrick was born. So I think it's officially part of their lore that Casey insists the reason she gave birth a tiny bit early was because of her frustration with the show. lol Participating in @choicesprompts Flufftober event, prompt: "I want to take care of you" and @choicesoctober, favorite ship (Tobias & Casey). I hope you enjoy this!

“Tobias!” Casey yelled from the couch. “It’s about to start!”

“I’m coming!” He hollered from the kitchen, quickly placing the last of their food on a serving tray.   

This had become their Wednesday night ritual: couch, cuddles, snacks, and Abbott Elementary. But as Casey’s pregnancy progressed, Tobias insisted on taking over snack duty so she could get a little extra rest. She fought it at first. She was perfectly capable of helping, after all, but as time marched on and their little-one-to-be continued to suck the life out of her, she was more than happy to let her husband spoil her. He entered the living room and placed a tray before her with a flourish.

“Here you go!” He beamed. “French toast sticks, crispy around the edges with powdered sugar and maple syrup on the side.”

She looked up with a smile. “You’re really spoiling me, Dr. Carrick.”

“Nonsense. I want to take care of you. I should probably be doing more. Just ask my Mom.”

“Well, I’m about to make her a grandmother... a miracle she never thought she'd live to see. She’d be here spoiling me herself if she wasn’t busy building a shrine to me in her backyard.”

Tobias laughed heartily as he sat down beside his wife. “Don’t joke. There was construction going on in her yard the last time we talked, and I don’t know what it was.”

“If we visit and there’s a bronze likeness of me in the yard, I’m never going to DC again.”

Casey happily snuggled up under his arm as the show started, but it wasn’t long before she blurted out in frustration.

“I swear to God, if Janine and Gregory don’t get together soon, I am going to scream!”

“It is annoying,” Tobias concurred. “But Gregory just got dumped by Amber. It’ll take some time.”

Casey rolled her eyes as she awkwardly reached for another French toast stick, shoving it in her mouth before she replied.

“He newver shoulda been wiwth Amber,” she mumbled.

“Care to repeat that in English, princess,” he teased.

“You know what I said. He doesn’t need a mourning period for Amber; he belongs with Janine. You know it, I know it, they know it...everyone knows it. And when you know something’s right... when you know you found the one... you go for it. You don’t delay.”

Casey was so engrossed in the show that she didn’t notice Tobias's sarcastic grin until she began eyeing his snack.  

“What?” she asked in response.

“Say that again.”

“Uhm... when you know you found the one... you go for it? You don’t delay?”

“Like we did?”

“Tobias, it’s not the same thing.”

“It’s exactly the same thing. We were head over heels for each other, walking around stealing kisses and telling everyone... including ourselves... ‘Oh, no! We’re just friends.’”

“But it didn’t last that long. It was what, three, four months?”

“Four months, two weeks, and three days,” he replied instantly.

“But who was counting,” Casey laughed. “In fairness, you knew you were in love with me for that long. I was a little slower to come around. For me, it was probably three months.”

“Three months?” He snickered.

“Yeah, three months.”

“So you didn’t exactly go for it without delay.”

Casey’s mouth opened, but she had no retort as Tobias stared smugly in her direction. 

“Shut up,” she said, grabbing a few chips and guac from his plate.

“You’re stealing my snack in retaliation for me being right?” He chuckled.

“Part of your snack,” she said with disgust as she watched him bite into a crunchy Gerkin. “You’re eating  pickles?”  

“What’s wrong with pickles?” He shrugged.

“Nothing, except you’re pairing it with guac and chips.”

“Uh, look who’s talking! You’re grabbing my guac after devouring your French toast.”

“I know...I know... you’d prefer it if I was grabbing your pickle,” she winked.

“Well, now that you mention it,” he leered as Casey returned to his side in a fit of giggles.  

“Come to think of it, I saw you eating pickles with your breakfast today.... and with lunch yesterday... and they didn’t go with your meals then either. Tobias?” she asked, sitting up with mock astonishment. “Are you pregnant? Your cravings are stranger than mine.”

“Look,” he sighed. “I assumed you’d be craving pickles... I thought that was the norm. So I bought a ton of them when we were at that food festival, and, well, you haven’t wanted them.”

“So that’s why you decided to pair them with your Cheerios or your spaghetti and meatballs?”  

“Don’t mock me,” he smiled. “What to Expect When Your Wife’s Expecting explicitly said I may have sympathy symptoms... so I guess I’m having sympathy cravings.”

Casey’s eyes twinkled as she threw Tobias a smirk just before stealing the pickle from in front of him.

“What are you doing?” he asked.

“Grabbing your pickle! I figured that would make you happy.”

“Different pickle, dear,” he laughed as he leaned over her and peppered her with kisses. When they finally came up for air, Casey saw the credits were already rolling on their show.

“Oh no! We missed the end! Now we don’t know if Janine and Gregory finally got together.”

“They didn’t.”

“How do you know?”

“I don’t... I just figured she’ll make him wait three months, ya know.”

Casey playfully shoved him away as she pressed rewind.

“Well, I’m curious,” she said. “But honestly, I don’t care if they got together.”

“You don’t?”

“Nope,” she said, reaching over to kiss him. “As long as we're together, it’s all good.”  

Tobias held her close, rubbing her belly with one hand as he kissed the side of her neck.

“And you better believe we're together,” he smiled. “You’re stuck with me for life.”

“Good,” she grinned, her hand joining his on top of her bump. “The two of us wouldn’t have it any other way.”

@choicesficwriterscreations @openheartfanfics

[ask-kankri]

cronus, i thought u didnt like being a wizard and now youre an EVIL wizard?? for shame...

Magic is cool and avwsome and vwould newver be used for ewvil.

[m0nst3rgunxz]

Can people start embracing the flaws that come with humanity through artistic expression specifically? Like let your vice and aspirations overlap and rid yourself of the entropy of clashing ID and superego. I want to see the raw secondary emotions in abstract shape and color pwease and Give it a weird title and no context pwease. Your outside will newver reflect ur innards anyways and they normally cant tell deer have CWD until they're already dead anyways i want spice!! Vigoor!!!

(I luv u guys secondary emotions so so silly you are i believe)

[abyssmal-skies]

Hmm Fatui Diluc calling Signora his mom as he newver had one in his life. Imagine this what causes Diluc to raise mondstand to the ground to avenge his mother figure.

I feel like he'd be angrier at inazuma tbh considering:

[volatilemariner]

it might be around time for me to leawve this bubble anyvways.

[maximumprime]

I've newver had this much things on a phone before I'm like 20gb over what I would have

[edraculation]

unfortunately i newver front for long anymore so enjoy my presence vwhile it lasts

[vworry]

novw vwhy the fuck vwould he go and be so nice to me for no reason...

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

CRONUS: sup men

CRONUS: vwomen and enbies shut up i ain't talkin to you

ROSE: I'm dehydrated as all of high hell right now. You should also know that I am all genders and none of the genders at the same time, and thus a singularity that will cause the universe to collapse.

CRONUS: the chance of me talkin to you is infinitely small but newver zero