#newspersonality

[fashionboots]

Ozzy Mora

Las Vegas, Nevada.

[sleepypdng]

Cardboard Cutout Anchor Person 🎥‼️

[murderousink23]

04/04/2024 is World Rat Day 🐀🌎, National Chicken Cordon Bleu Day 🇺🇸, National Hug a Newsperson Day 🇺🇸, National School Librarian Day 🇺🇸, National Walk Around Things Day 🇺🇸, International Carrot Day 🥕🇬🇧, International Day for Mine Awareness and Assistance in Mine Action 🇺🇳

[thelofian]

Deceiving Daily Booster Table (TTCC DBT) for 2024-04-04, Tactical Thursday, ❌ 404 Day | 📰 National Hug a Newsperson Day

[jupiter-reimagined]

you know the brainrot is real when the guy youre listening to the 8am news and the person does the "with news from the studio, firstname lastname" and my brain just goes "HE SAID THE LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE SAID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[theemmtropy]

A newsperson I follow on Instagram from back when I was on TikTok just got upset that Out Dot Com said we shouldn't be getting our news solely from TikTok. (Article here) The newsperson called it "Bashing TikTok" and to be honest, I'm so incredibly disappointed. In what world is suggesting sources aside from social media "bashing"??? Sorry that you have a big following on TikTok and so you decided to take the suggestion like an attack, but TikTok is rife with misinformation. It's fine to hear about something from that app, but by no means should it be the be-all-end-all news source.

[itsjustalibrary]

National Hug a Newsperson Day!

He's the only newsperson I trust!

[smallgodseries]

[image description: A chipper character wearing a red and deep blue plaid shirt and newsperson’s cap. They hold a bottle in their right hand and point at it with their left. The classic symbols for ‘Male’, ‘Female’, are entwined with a question mark — these symbols appear to be spinning differently on the bottle front than on its neck. Inside the thin golden bezel cameo oval that may (or may not) be shifting its orientation is an impressionist mix of magenta and blue. outside it, five colored horizontal stripes  — Pink, White, Magenta, Black, and Blue.Text reads, “201, RIVER ALGOOD, the small god of the Gender Fluid”]

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“Okay, kid, so you found the bar.  Good on you.  That means you need to be here.  No, there’s no cover charge, and we don’t care how old you are—think of it as a public house or an inn as much as it’s a tavern.  Or hell, go with coffee shop.  That’s a modern way of saying ‘gathering place with drinks and plenty of chairs, where you can be yourself with other people who are also being themselves, and not need to worry about anybody seeing you.’  This idea that bars are only about the alcohol is a lot more recent.  But then again, so is clean water.

“Huh?  Yeah, I do talk about it like I was there, because kid, I always have been.  Go all the way back to the creation, to the first people we’d recognize as humans, standing there all hairy and muddy and naked, and there were always the ones who felt like they were one thing when people said they were something else, or who were something different today than they were yesterday, than they’d be tomorrow.  You’re nothing new.

“Honey, you don’t gotta look so scared.  You’re here.  That tells me you belong here, and that tells me you’re one of mine.  If you weren’t, you’d never have found the doors.  I’m not going to judge anything except that nail polish—it looks like you didn’t use a base coat, and it’s going to stain your cuticles.  But you’re young, you’ll learn how to do your nails without dyeing your skin at the same time.  Unless ‘necrosis’ is the look you’re going for.  In that case, you’ve got a lead on the competition.

“Anyway, you’re nothing new, and you’re something valid, and no one gets to tell you who or what or why you are except for you.  All those choices are yours to make, all those futures belong to you, and I’m just the lucky god who gets to guide you along the way.

“My pronouns?  Kid, I’ll take any pronouns you’ve got.  I keep ‘em in a bucket in the back.  Some of them can get kinda frisky sometimes, but they’re all good.  If you need new ones, you can fish ‘em out of the bucket.

“Oh, which ones am I currently using?  I find that ‘divine/divinity’ works pretty well for me.  If that’s too much of a mouthful, you can use my name—River—or ‘they/them’ is almost never entirely wrong.  But really, anything’s good by me.

“I am the god of the changing and the questioning, the malleable and the multiple, the ones who don’t conform, and the ones who won’t, or can’t.  I belong to all of them, all of you, and I will keep you as safe as I can.  It’s not easy.

“Nothing important ever is.

“So you found the bar.  That’s the first step.  Now here’s the question of the hour: what are your pronouns?  Speak, and we can know each other better.”

[moththejeebweezer]

HELLOO OSC !

a new bfdi/ii meetup has just been leaked! it features taco and evil leafy on it’s logo- thing- so that means we’ll probably get a taco plushie (this has been somewhat confirmed from a leak by adam) and an evil leafy plushie (unconfirmed)

this year, it will take place in Seattle, Washington. there may be more locations but they have not been leaked yet. it is called a tour so it’s likely there’s more locations.

and yes, they will be premiering two new episodes at the meetup.

the experience will be an hour long, the episodes being about 30 minutes each, followed by a Q&A with the creators.

last year the announcement short came out on april 15 last year, so i expect the announcement to come out sometime in april this year too.

the original link the tickets has been deleted, but someone made a webcache, (is that what it’s called?) ^_^

source + images:

https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache%3Ahttps%3A%2F%2Fwww.siff.net%2Fcinema%2Fin-theaters%2Fbfdi-and-inanimate-insanity-2024-tour

im basically the osc tumblr newsperson at this point arent i. ive made 3 of these i think,

[oldmanontumbler]

Things They Do Not Tell You About NBC Hannibal

"I find trout to be a very Niezchian fish" is actually a NORMAL LINE. It makes sense in the context. It DOES.

Hannibal gives drugs to kids. This has no effect on Hannibal's life. He effectively convinces everyone that he did not give psychedelics as part of unregistered therapy.

Hannibal EXPLICITLY says that he and Will Graham are now the fathers of the child he gave drugs to.

Hannibal's own goddamn therapist EXPLICITLY says that Hannibal is in love with Will Graham.

There's a woman who essentially makes a devil's bargain "sell-your-soul" to Hannibal thing because he knows how to milk a guy's prostate for sperm with a cow prod.

Halfway through Season 3, the producer decides that dragons show up and has a dragon in full view in every single episode. The dragon gets a girlfriend, too.

The other half of Season 3 is all snails. Just snails. Constant slow-mo collages of snails and a teacup and snails and then the ocean and snails and then some snails from a different angle and then more snails.

Will Graham has a platonic M/F relationship with the only normal person in the show!!! Her name is Beverly and she likes guns and science.

All sex is kaleidoscopes. You'll be watching erotic spirals and then they'll turn into a rich girl and her brother's psychiatrist (who sold her soul and whatever).

There IS an MLM kiss!! It's not Will and Hannibal... it's these two guys named Francis Dolarhyde and Frederick Chilton ❤️ and it's very sweet ;) and very romantic ;))

The only song in the entire fucking show that isn't opera plays for the last few minutes of the last season's last episode and it honest to God sounds like something straight out of the Rocky Horror Picture Show

The ending is not sad 👁👁

Hannibal and Will are actually referred to as the "murder husbands" IN the show by the local gossip rag, which is called "Tattlecrime" for no reason.

"Hannibal the Cannibal" is a copyrighted title.

Hannibal actively uses an IPad

There are two guys named Price and Zeller who follow the rest of the forensics team around and crack bad jokes off of the murder. A nosy newsperson is burned to death and all that one of them has to say is "inflammatory journalism!"

Things Hannibal can detect with his nose include: cancer, encephalitis, fear, the scent of the skin of a woman who sat a foot away from the person he smells and did not touch him, and the precise location in the middle of a corn field that a certain corn was grown.

Hannibal draws erotic art of Graham. Regularly.

When he's not doing that, cooking, or killing, he is apparently trying to solve time travel.

Everyone has the DSM just... memorized.

A guy drinks people's tears in his martini

On two separate occasions, the Chesapeake area is terrorized by a murderous furry. The first guy has a mechanical fursuit.

Will Graham is CONSISTENTLY terrorized by a third, special murderous furry.

Every important location on the show is an hour away from all of the others

The intro is just noisy blood.

[fashionboots]

Ozzy Mora

Las Vegas, Nevada.

[docgold13]

Batman: The Animated Series - Paper Cut-Out Portraits and Profiles

Lois Lane

The daughter of an accomplished military general, Lois Lane was the star journalist for the Daily Planet newspaper of Metropolis.   Her exposés on scientific discoveries, the unethical practices at LexCorp and her in-depth profiles of Superman had garnered Lane multiple, prestigious awards and cemented her as one of the world’s most intrepid and respected newspersons. Absolutely fearless, Lane forsook any danger in pursuit of a story.  Although she was more than capable of handling herself, there were many an instance where her life was saved by the timely arrival of Superman.  

Lane met Bruce Wayne when Wayne traveled to Metropolis to oversee a joint venture between Wayne Enterprises and LexCorp.  There was an immediate attraction between the two and when Wayne invited Lane out to dinner she quickly accepted.  

Wayne had primarily come to Metropolis because he suspected The Joker was planning on using stolen Kryptonite to kill Superman.  He split his time hunting down The Joker as Batman whist also becoming involved in a whirlwind romance with Lois Lane.

Lane had been pinning for Superman for some time yet had come to feel that nothing would ever come of it.  This added to her becoming altogether smitten with Bruce.  She even seriously considered relocating to the Daily Planet’s Gotham City branch so she could continue her relationship with him.  

When Lane discovered Bruce’s secret identity as Batman, however, her feelings began to change.  She adored Bruce; Batman on the other hand was a different matter.  Ultimately the two broke things off although Lois noted that she would keep Bruce’s secret (despite the fact that it was the scoop of the decade certain to earn her tremendous journalistic accolades).  

Actress Dana Delany provided the voice for Lois Lane, with the intrepid reporter first appearing in the second episode of Superman: The Animated Series.  

[murderousink23]

04/04/2023 is World Rat Day 🐀🌏, National Chicken Cordon Bleu Day 🇺🇲, National Hug a Newsperson Day 🇺🇲, National School Librarian Day 🇺🇲, National Walk Around Things Day 🇺🇲, International Carrot Day 🥕🇬🇧, International Day for Mine Awareness and Assistance in Mine Action 🇺🇳,

[astroels]

Cheater and manipulative Ellie drabble

a/n: short drabble bc I've been in the dumps and feel lonely, so what's better than projecting on Ellie and reader, it's also 2a.m I had some drinks, excuse this random angst post

warnings: Ellie is a cheater, she's manipulative and mean, toxic relationship, 0.8k words, not proofread, Angst !!!

The TV that played became more of a background noise than you actually watching for entertainment. All you could think about was Ellie, where she was, what she was doing, when would she be home? There was a growing pain in your body, one that made it want to shut down. Ellie had only said she'd be working late, but not this late, it had become a reoccurring thing, but you didn't want to consider it.

     As you continued thinking and biting your nails, you heard her car pull up. You quickly checked outside the window, peeking through the blinds. The TV was put on mute, the newsperson still showing diagrams and charts. Every second that you knew Ellie was going to come in, was a moment for your anger to swell up, making your body heat rise. Without you wanting it to have effect, you felt your heart jump when you heard the keys unlocking the door.

     The first thing Ellie did when she walked in was give you a smile. "Babe, what're y'doing up?"  She put her keys down and took off her jacket near the entrance. Without meaning for it to sound mean, you replied, "Waiting for you." You paused for a second to make sure Ellie was looking at you as you said your following words. "Whyd they make you stay late this time?"

     "Had to catch up on paperwork, boss has been more prominent." You looked at Ellie tentatively, wondering when her lies would end. "Oh, was anyone there to help you this time?" There was a slight tilt in your head with this question in curiosity. Ellie began to walk closer towards the couch. "Nah, no one was available to stay today." She sat on the spot next to you, closing the distance to give you a kiss on your forehead. As much as you appreciated the sentiment, all you focused on was the scent radiating off of her. She smelled of woody vanilla, certainly not what she smelled like, not what you smelled like.

     Your anger no longer desired to be hidden. You couldn't control the snappy way you replied. "Oh fuck off, Ellie." Her name rolling off your tounge in disgust. "Stop with the fucking lies already." Ellie looked at you in shock, stuttering while she tried to find the right words. "What d'ya mean, babe?" She put her hand on your leg, trying to consol you. You scoffed, "I know that's not how you smell, Ellie, I know that's not either of our hair on that coat." 

     "Babe, it's just Cat, y'remember her?" You moved angrily, her hand falling on the couch instead. "I thought no one stayed today." Ellie moved her hand to be grabbing at her own legs. "She only stayed for a little while, left before it was even considered overtime." You looked up at Ellie just to see she wasn't even looking at you. This made you heat up even more for some reason. "Oh, so what? You just fucked her for a little while then?" Now Ellie was the one scoffing, her anger boiling. "I'm so fucking tired of you, y/n, all you do is bitch and whine." You stared at her in silence, trying to hold your tears back, but it burned your throat. Ellie continued, "Just be fucking appreciative I come back."

     "Oh, I'm so grateful for you fucking your co-workers, you promised it wouldn't be like this anymore, Ellie, I can't just sit here and wait for you all day." You got up, not wanting to face her, instead walking towards the open dining room, just a few feet away. "You're gonna continue to wait for me, n y'know it." Ellie got up, walking towards your direction. "It's not like you can make it out there without me, I picked you up from your fucking misery."

     Your anger had turned into fear, fear of being alone, fear of losing all that you lived for. You felt Ellie snake her arms around your back. She turned your body to face hers, lifting your jaw to face her. The eye contact felt intimate, wrong. In sudden regret from your outburst, you replied, "You're right El's, it's okay."  You repeated the last bit lowly, trying to convince yourself that this was okay. You apologized to Ellie for acting out, which was followed by a burst of your tears. She quickly accepted your words and held you close. Your head laid on her neck as she played with your hair.

     "It's alright, babe, I know you didn't mean it, I'll be here for you always. Things will change from now on." You let her words sink in. You let them bring false hope. "I love you, y/n." She pressed a kiss on your head. Those words felt so fake, but no one ever loved you like she did. She didn't give up on you, she didn't leave you. "I love you too, Ellie." You continued to let her hold you, let yourself be loved, this one time. This was the final time you'd let things end like this, you told yourself.

[krikeymate]

Feel a little like this is my role now, so imma just...drop this here...

You're our resident local newsperson 😛 Finding the news for us so we don't have to.

Biggest thing to note is how this implies Jenna put Scream as low priority because they didn't want to pay her, further muddying the waters of reasons why she left. But what I find most interesting here is that they only name one of the writers as someone who "remains on board."

But for real, dude being like we don't have to pay our stars to make money. Oof.

[tunas-universe]

Hopes for Legends: Z-A ancestors/descendants :0

Will do both because when the fuck does this game take place

Kalos characters:

- Obviously the Sycamore-Diantha-Lysandre trio :0 (same w/ descendants)

- Potentially Emma? It would be cool to see an investigative journalist Emma ancestor

- VALERIE BECAUSE 1880’s-1960’S FUTURISTIC FASHION ON HERRRR????

- Olympia because I think her ancestor/descendant would look cool :]

- If in the past like 1960’s… younger Ramos?

- Obviously Serena and Calem

- CLEMONT AND BONNIE

- Grant because I think he’s neat

- Viola as a newsperson :)

- Xerosic descendant,,,

Etc. gens

- I’d expect to see a few Johto relatives? Especially with all the teasing, and Unova too. Imagine how cool it would be to have a Bianca relative running around.

- Fantina because it’s implied she comes from Kalos? I might be wrong

- LILLIE GLADION AND LUSAMINE FAMILY (specifically ancestors IT WOULD BE SO COOL)

- If set in the future, some URS descendants might be there? (Because they’re my blorbos + Given how French inspired they are for some reason, if Dulse gets a descendant and their name isn’t some form of Maria I’m going to sob ITS RIGHYT THERE, AND ACE WOULD BE AN AMAZING NAME FOR A SOLIERA DESCENDANT AND IT’S F R E N CH)

- Sada ancestor Turo descendant…

Will make a part two because I have more ideas but I gotta go to school :(