#hannibal phase

[oldmanontumbler]

Things They Do Not Tell You About NBC Hannibal

"I find trout to be a very Niezchian fish" is actually a NORMAL LINE. It makes sense in the context. It DOES.

Hannibal gives drugs to kids. This has no effect on Hannibal's life. He effectively convinces everyone that he did not give psychedelics as part of unregistered therapy.

Hannibal EXPLICITLY says that he and Will Graham are now the fathers of the child he gave drugs to.

Hannibal's own goddamn therapist EXPLICITLY says that Hannibal is in love with Will Graham.

There's a woman who essentially makes a devil's bargain "sell-your-soul" to Hannibal thing because he knows how to milk a guy's prostate for sperm with a cow prod.

Halfway through Season 3, the producer decides that dragons show up and has a dragon in full view in every single episode. The dragon gets a girlfriend, too.

The other half of Season 3 is all snails. Just snails. Constant slow-mo collages of snails and a teacup and snails and then the ocean and snails and then some snails from a different angle and then more snails.

Will Graham has a platonic M/F relationship with the only normal person in the show!!! Her name is Beverly and she likes guns and science.

All sex is kaleidoscopes. You'll be watching erotic spirals and then they'll turn into a rich girl and her brother's psychiatrist (who sold her soul and whatever).

There IS an MLM kiss!! It's not Will and Hannibal... it's these two guys named Francis Dolarhyde and Frederick Chilton ❤️ and it's very sweet ;) and very romantic ;))

The only song in the entire fucking show that isn't opera plays for the last few minutes of the last season's last episode and it honest to God sounds like something straight out of the Rocky Horror Picture Show

The ending is not sad 👁👁

Hannibal and Will are actually referred to as the "murder husbands" IN the show by the local gossip rag, which is called "Tattlecrime" for no reason.

"Hannibal the Cannibal" is a copyrighted title.

Hannibal actively uses an IPad

There are two guys named Price and Zeller who follow the rest of the forensics team around and crack bad jokes off of the murder. A nosy newsperson is burned to death and all that one of them has to say is "inflammatory journalism!"

Things Hannibal can detect with his nose include: cancer, encephalitis, fear, the scent of the skin of a woman who sat a foot away from the person he smells and did not touch him, and the precise location in the middle of a corn field that a certain corn was grown.

Hannibal draws erotic art of Graham. Regularly.

When he's not doing that, cooking, or killing, he is apparently trying to solve time travel.

Everyone has the DSM just... memorized.

A guy drinks people's tears in his martini

On two separate occasions, the Chesapeake area is terrorized by a murderous furry. The first guy has a mechanical fursuit.

Will Graham is CONSISTENTLY terrorized by a third, special murderous furry.

Every important location on the show is an hour away from all of the others

The intro is just noisy blood.

[oldmanontumbler]

Do you remember from the start of the episode when Hannibal was like, "we could run away right now. I'll make us food. Lamb." And Will makes a remark about it being sacrificial, and Hannibal goes "I don't need a sacrifice. Do you?" and Will just looks at him and doesn't answer and

a boy name equivalent for abigail is "abel". biblical abel, doomed by the narrative to die, killed by family, murdered by someone who was supposed to take care of him. cain killed abel because god rejected his offering.

hannibal, a surrogate father figure, swore to protect abigail. but will, his god, rejected his offer of leaving and escaping together. abigail, doomed by the narrative, is slaughtered in return.

"abel" also means "breath" and abigail's throat was slashed.

[vanmarkus]

HANNIBAL • S2E10 ↳ “Naka-Choko”

[wardengrill]

Red Dragon (2002)

[11chasty11]

watched a very symbolic movie for very sofisticated viewers

[graciereadshannigram]

okay hi, would love input from y'all!!

if i were to do an "ao3 wrapped" for myself this year, what information would be the most interesting to include? i started my fic tracking spreadsheet SPECIFICALLY for this reason, let's gooooo.

definitely doing a total word count, total fic count, most popular ship (this should be obvious to anybody who knows me), but also maybe breakdowns of different relationship dynamics or fic tropes?

i imagine the fic tropes would likely have to be restricted to shorter fics just because long fics have more time to incorporate more tropes.

maybe specific tags? i'd have to do some thinking around what would make a tag unique enough to get pulled out.

hmmm.

i could also do a textual sentiment analysis on my thoughts/comments for each fic to try and determine if there's a clear favorite from the year

i'd probably have to restrict this to long fics because those are the ones i tend to actually put effort into organizing my thoughts, rather than just saying, "omg i love a good PWP"

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

i bet i could also put together a stats model to figure out which tag is the best predictor of my enjoyment for any given fic, but that sounds like a LOT of work (i haven't had to create those kinds of models since grad school lolol)

anyway.

if you have any thoughts at all, please put em in the notes!!

[hannibal-is-my-comfort-show]

[oldmanontumbler]

When he called his spouse a "snack," but didn't specify which type...

[oldmanontumbler]

I'm in a committed Grahammibal relationship with myself ♡

(*Edited the orientation in Hannibal's board to "bisexual" so that it would fit me)

@emo-and-dumb let's see if you're more Will or Hammy Cammy, so I know which one of us has to do the murder-cooking ♡

You like cooking and dogs, and I like craftwork and talking like Hannibal... much to ponder!

@the-gladiolus inspired me to do this sooo:

@littleoddwriter I feel like u would like this. @oldmanontumbler , maybe you too (?)

And if anyone else wants to do it, here are the templates

[the-sera]

Make a poll of your favourite female characters ( no limits - as many or as little as you want ) and see which your followers like the most !

Tagged by @ninanirina

I tag @cheezriz @run2thesky @thescarlettsoldier @perpetual-panic @thedragonagelesbian

@mmm-trashbasket @mightyjoke @alright-to-drive @winduphathe @pholcidae3

I also tag everyone who sees it and wants to do it. Feel free to tag me as the person who tagged you 💕

(These are in no particular order. There may be others that deserve spots there more than others, but at the moment this feels right.)

[honeygrahambitch]

Not season 3 using Mizumono sequences every episode lmao

[funnihumanbeing]

[oldmanontumbler]

SHE HANNIGRAHAM'D THE HANNIGRAHAM!!! SHE'S TOO META FOR THIS SHOW.

Who the fuck was gonna tell me “Murder Husbands” wasn’t just something the Hannibal fandom made up to refer to Hannigram? Who the fuck was gonna tell me Freddie Lounds actually referred to them as that in the show? What if I died?

[arttsuka]

I originally followed you (or at least thought I was following you until I recently realized I wasn’t) for your Jedtavius content, and then I found out you’re a Lupin III and Ace Attorney fan too????? This is like Christmas came early, it’s amazing art for my three favorite fandoms!!!!!!

:) Here's a Lupin doodle for you ☆

I'm in way too many fandoms...

Edit: ok I found it

[k1ngl30n]

What love what love what love what love could get this vicious...

Headcanon that Will wore his wedding ring on the wrong hand because he wanted to be 'unconventional' but it was actually because he knew he couldn't really replace Hannibal if he tried

[swagst0rm]

guys I’m noticing a connection

most of the shows I get into have quirky fancy fucking insane fruity cannibal deer men

help