#new🎶👊

[thefourchimes]

Encanto Dashboard Simulator

haha guess who just decided to try something completely unhinged in an attempt to be funny and is probably failing miserably at it?

#im trying my best #this will probably crash and burn but hey at least i tried right #say hello to an encanto dashboard simulator #the movie but in tumblr lmao #or rather this is a day before the movie #also i think i fumbled on some of the characterizations...im sorry pls go easy on me ahahsfiuhasf #oh and dont question too much about time periods because i have no idea either #i kept it as vague as possible lmao

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🕯 encanto-updates May 20

Antonio Madrigal, the youngest member of the magical Madrigal family, will be having his 5th birthday and gift ceremony tomorrow!

The ceremony and celebration will be happening at Casita by 7 in the evening!

#madrigal ceremonies #the madrigals #madrigal family #antonio madrigal #the encanto

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🔁👀 hidden-in-plain-sight reblogged farmingwoes May 20

🏯 probablymagicalplaces Follow May 20

does anyone have any theories on what the youngest madrigal's gift will be?

🥣 magic-soup Follow May 20

maybe something similar to his siblings?? dolores has superhearing and camilo has shapeshifting. what could be a possible gift like those?

or maybe like his mom! something closer to nature, maybe

🌾 farmingwoes Follow May 20

as long as it isn't like his mother's gift, pretty much anything is good

🔇 shhhhquiet May 20

Hm.

👀 hidden-in-plain-sight May 20

hey man @farmingwoes u really shouldnt be saying things like this, u know? i mean, what if a madrigal sees it? u'd be screwed!

🌾 farmingwoes Follow May 20

as if the family would check this hellsite

👀 hidden-in-plain-sight May 20

u never know tho...they could literally be reading this right now

#theres always a chance ur words will come back to bite u #:]

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🙃 aaaaaaaaa May 20 • Liked by nothingswrongimtotallyfine

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

#screams #more screaming

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🔁💃 his-shine reblogged her-sun May 20

🎶 her-sun Follow May 20

@his-shine Mi vida, I have a cup of coffee with your name on it.

💃 his-shine Follow May 20

You are a lifesaver.

#gracias #i really appreciate it #<3

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🧍‍♂️ listentomeimserious Follow May 20 • Because you follow #the madrigals

Finally, after three whole months of researching and writing, I have done it.

Here, in all its glory, is my analysis on why the Madrigals and their supporters are a cult, complete with sources, pictures, and pure undeniable proof to drill the point home and shut the doubters up.

Let's begin.

` Keep Reading

#the madrigals #encanto #this took me so long to gather and write #but i have finally done it #here is your proof!! #the madrigals are a cult!!!

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🔁🪓 please-take-a-break reblogged need-a-break May 20

🪓 please-take-a-break Follow May 20

I did not expect that tree to fall down the way it did.

🔪 need-a-break Follow May 20

Ay...come here, mi amor.

#eheh...lo siento

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🔁🫠 nothingswrongimtotallyfine reblogged lovercorn May 20

👊 gotintoafistfightanddidntdie Follow May 20

there's a donkey munching hay outside my house again...

🌽 lovercorn Follow May 20

op, are you okay...did you get enough sleep

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🧶 wondrous-crafts May 20

⚫ Anonymous asked: any new projects you made recently? will you share them?

Oh! Well, I do have some things I created in the past few weeks. A stuff toy and some embroidered items ready for events...

Not sure yet if I'll share them but we can see how that goes!

#got a couple things prepared for my family #but we'll have to see if i'll share them hahaha #yeah

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🔁🐀 iaminyourwalls reblogged jumpedbyacapybara May 20 • They're back!

🤕 jumpedbyacapybara Follow May 20

sure hope tomorrow won't be a disaster in the making

#knock knock knock #knock on wood

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[screampied]

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[pureseasalt]

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[boycarpetkitty]

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[mashedpotatosinacup]

f/o list (bold = current focus/nonsharing)

- ULT MAIN

the music meister (dc comics) (romantic) #🎶🎧

- MAIN

stu macher (scream) (familial/big brother) #🔪🧸

barney stinson (how i met your mother) (romantic) #🎤🥃

wardell (animal crossing new horizons) (platonic) #🦭🧸

oswald cobblepot (gotham) (familial/big brother) #🐧☂️

emmet brown (back to the future) (queer platonic) #⏱️📻

- ROMANTIC

dr. horrible/billy (dr.horrible’s sing-along blog) #-

harry hook (descendants) #🏴‍☠️🪝

uma (descendants) #🐙🔱

ray manchester (henry danger) #💪🌹

jack (hot frosty) #🧣❄️

jareth (labyrinth) #👑🧌

tim laflour (sensless) #🏒-

stevo levy (slc punk) #👊🔒

scott pilgrim (scott pilgrim takes off) #🎸👾

ramona flowers (scott pilgrim takes off) #⭐️🌷

brad bakshi (mythic quest) #🖇️👾

scott evil (austin powers) #👾-

austin powers (austin powers) #🇬🇧🌼

cedric (home alone 2) #-

the concierge (home alone 2) #🛎️-

- FAMILIAL

wendy torrance (the shining) (mother) #🚬❤️‍🩹

danny torrance (the shining) (little brother) #⏳🧸

sarah (sarah and duck) (little sister) #🫧🦆

sid (toy story) (little brother) #-

evan hansen (dear evan hansen) (big brother) #✉️🌳

charles / ruth condomine (blithe spirit) (parents) #👻📺

mirror man (jack stauber’s opal) (father) #🪞✨

- PLATONIC

victor zsasz (gotham) #🔫🧨

squirrel girl (marvel) #💪🐿️

pearl (pearl) #🪓🩸

connor murphy (dear evan hansen) #✉️👊

bill and ted (bill and ted’s excellent adventure) #⏳🎉

mickey altieri (scream) #🔪🎭

jason voorhees (friday the 13th) #🔪🏕️

young neil (scott pilgrim takes off) #👾💾

fish mooney (gotham) #🐟💜

- QUEERPLATONIC

spongebob (spongebob squarepants) #🧽🌊

troy and abed (community) #🏈🎥

the curious (creeped out) #🌱🪈

[etes-secrecy-post]

Hi, before I explain my post, I want to say something important.

• What you see my blog has become a major overhaul. And despite the changes, I decided that my 2nd account will be now my artwork blog with a secret twist.

⚠️NEW RULE! (W/ BIGGER TEXT!)⚠️

⚠️ SO PLEASE DO NOT SHARE MY 2nd ACCOUNT TO EVERYONE! THIS SECRECY BLOG OF MINE IS FOR CLOSES FRIENDS ONLY!⚠️

• AND FOR MY CLOSES FRIENDS, DON’T REBLOG IT. INSTEAD, JUST COPY MY LINK AND PASTE IT ON YOUR TUMBLR POST! JUST BE SURE THE IMAGE WILL BE REMOVED AND THE ONLY LEFT WAS THE TEXT.

⚠️ SHARING LINKS, LIKE POSTS, REBLOG POSTS, STEALING MY SNAPSHOT PHOTOS/RECORDED VIDEOS/ARTWORKS (a.k.a. ART THIEVES) OR PLAGIARIZING FROM UNKNOWN TUMBLR STRANGERS WILL IMMEDIATELY BE BLOCKED, RIGHT AWAY!⚠️

😡 WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT EVER LIKED & REBLOG MY SECRET POST! THIS IS FOR MY SECRET FRIENDS ONLY, NOT YOU! 😡

Okay? Capiche? Make sense? Good, now back to the post…↓

Title: Christmas Gifts for my OCs

IMPORTANT NOTE: No #OnThisDay throwback post for this special date because... It's Christmas! 🎅🎄

Ho (3x) Hello, December! 🎅🎄 Tis' the season of giving once again! 😄 So, I'll try my best to make myself positive as I can. ☺ Also, I must apologize for a one person who didn't received a Christmas gift from my OCs and myself... As if... I have nothing to give ya, man... So sorry, but all I can say is 'Merry Christmas, you have a great moment'. ✌️ Nevertheless, let's get it on with the gifts shall we? And what better way than my OCs will do the talking? So, take it away! 😁

Frame 1:

• For Maxwell 🐰🖌️, May 🐰👊💥, and Sam 🦊⚽: A custom Smiling Critters plushie themselves (from Riya 🐰🏎️, Aace 🐶🐺⭐, and Cude 🐰🤖 respectively)

Frame 2:

• For Sammir 🐻⚡ and Shadow R. 😺⚔️: A custom Smiling Critters plushie themselves (from Miya 🐰🐻🔋 and Spot 🐶🏎️ respectively)

Frame 3:

• For Mikey 🐱🎧: Physical Vinyl Copy of Superliminal: The Lo-Fi Mix by 2 Mello (from Miya 🐰🐻🔋) • For Tory 😺🩰: A custom Smiling Critters plushie herself (from Riya 🐰🏎️) • For Caleb 😺🏀🏈: A Modern airless Basketball (from Aace 🐶🐺⭐)

Kids' Thoughts ↓:

Spot 🐶🏎️: Thanks, dude! 😁 What you seen here are the gifts that we've chosen, with the first three were customized 'Smiling Critters' style plushies! 🥰🤗

Riya 🐰🏎️: Yeah, sir! That's our idea! Why? Why not? Because the 'Smiling Critters' are become a trend character world wide web thanks with the released of 'Poppy Playtime Chapter 3'!

Aace 🐶🐺⭐: Ya huh! 😄 We do this because we can't fowget (forget) about our fwiendly monstew (friendly monster) DogDay 🐶☀️, who desewved (deserved) his fweedom (freedom), to this vewy day! 😥 And that's why we puwchased (purchased) ouw (our) owned DogDay pwushies (plushies)! I FWEAKING WOVE (FREAKING LOVE) HIM, SO MUCH! 😭🐶☀️🤗 By the way, I was gonna gift the same thing fowr (for) my new fwiend (friend), Caleb. Instead, I decided to gift him something that he don't need eywr (air) on his new basketball. 🏀⛹️‍♂️ *sniff (2x)* So, enjoy it, caleb my fwiend! ☺

Miya 🐰🐻🔋: *Patting on Aace's back* Awww hey, hey... Take it easy, big husk! *hug* 🤗 We loved DogDay, as much as the other 'Smiling Critters' like my three favorites, Hoppy Hopscotch 🐰⚡, Craftycorn 🦄🖌️, and Bobby Bearhug 🐻❤️! Though, the first one was Riya's favorite SC character, but hey I loved Hoppy, too ya know! 🥰

Cude 🐰🤖: Me as well, since I'm a bunny after all and I faved Hoppy! 😊

Miya 🐰🐻🔋: Sure ya do, Cude! And I bet you're looking at the new girlfriend!? EEEEEEE! KILIG ('Thrill' in English)! 😏🤭

Cude 🐰🤖: Nah, just faved her because I have Mayu 🐇✨ as my special admire. Which, by the way, she's still enjoying and learning about Christmas! 📖🎅🎄😉

Miya 🐰🐻🔋: Ah, I see, I see. Just saying, ya know. 😁 And Caleb wasn't the only one, though. 😉 Mikey had a different gift I sent him. Something, that he needs to listened a beautiful Lo-Fi music I've found! 😌🎶🎧 A physical vinyl copy of a 2-Mello album! 💿🎶 I bet, Mikey is gonna love his new music and firing up with his owned vinyl player (or something about musical instrument stuff). 😁

Spot 🐶🏎️: Nice choice, Mi! 😊👍

Riya 🐰🏎️: Yeah, and we have those too! 😁💿🎶 But, let's see if my parents had something to gift for their adult friends! 😃

Frame 4:

• Windy 🐰🎤, Debby 😺📱🖥️, Scottie 🐰📚🍌, and Paul 😺⚒️⚔️: Portable Electric Cooking Pan & Self Stirring Mug (from Rita 🐶🚺 and Bonn 🐰🚹)

Adults' Thoughts ↓:

Rita 🐶🚺: Salamat (Thank you), Riya my anak! (my child!) 🥰 Magandang pagpipilian ng mga regalo sa Pasko sa iyong mahal, mga anak ko! (Nice choice of Christmas gifts to your love one, my kids!) 😊👍 Now for our gift to our adult friends? Well, something they need for their daily lives! Right, Bonn my asawa (husband)? 😊

Bonn 🐰🚹: Tama ka (you're correct), Rita my asawa (wife)! 😄 We gifted each their owned 'Portable Electric Cooking Pan 🍳 & Self Stirring Mug ☕'! Both were required power, with the latter had a mini battery inside, so you don't need to plug in! 😉 However, when the battery is low then its time to charge it. Plus, it has a removable tiny whisk and hide it at a compartment holder, which is very handy! 😁

Rita 🐶🚺: Tama (correct)! 😄 Meanwhile, the 'Portable Electric Cooking Pan' is a multi-purpose cooking, meaning you can either cooked rice, making a nice homemade chili (like Debby is cooking), make a delicious banana cake (like Scottie did), and my favorite is making 'Chicken Sopas'! A traditional Philippine comfort soup! Sarap! 🍗🍲😋

Bonn 🐰🚹: When it comes to cooking a traditional Philippine dishes, it never beats your signature cooking, Rita! so sarap! 😋🍴

Rita 🐶🚺: Awww, salamat (thank you) Bonn my asawa! 😙🥰🤗 Nevertheless, I bet our adult pals are gonna appreciate our gifts, including mga anak (my children)! 😊🎄🎅🎁 So, as we say in the Philippines 'Maligayang Pasko at Manigong Bagong Taon'! 🌟😄

Bonn 🐰🚹: That's 'Merry Christmas and Happy New Year' , folks! 😁🎆

Yeah, that's all for now! Happy Holidays, to all! 😁

Sammir (HTF OC) - owned by sammirthebear2k4 Ramcat Family - owned by @shadowredfeline Rabbit/Fox Family, and Mikey - owned by @bryan360

[piranya]

ITS ALMOST CHRISTMAS‼️🎅🏾

🫵 YOU know what THAT means... 👀

PENTATONIX 🎶👧🏼👨🏿👨🏻👨🏿👨🏼🎵 are at MAXIMUM POWER 👊💥🫨 and the ONLY ☝️ way to SURVIVE is to 🏳️SURRENDER🏳️ to their AGENDA of TAKING CHRISTMAS 🦹🏻🎄 for the GAYS 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ and ACCEPT✅ them as your new YULETIDE OVERLORDS ⛄👑❄️ or else MITCH GRASSI 🦇🥀 will COME TO YOUR HOUSE 🧛🏻🏠 and STEAL all your PRESENTS 🎁 to TRADE for TAMAGOTCHIS 👾

[cringelordofchaos]

Tweek Tweak ☕🎭🎶🎹😰🙀🎨⁉️🏳️‍🌈💚⛸️🥊🔫🎼💥🐕💞♨️🌨️⚛️🗯️❄️🧁🦖

Craig Tucker 😐🖕🐹🥋📺🏳️‍🌈🪈🔵🧱🖥️🪤💸⛸️🎤🤖🤺🦸🩷📦🌌🚀🛸🏎️🇵🇪🧑‍🚀💅🥊💞🗣️💬💭🪐♾️🙄🛌🌈💫🤬🔐

Kyle Broflovski 🏀📚✡️😃😡🟢🎸🖥️🍓🤓💥💌📱⚗️🎮🧁💢🧝🍰💔🪁🕎🪂🥼🍼🐘🪐👑🧭

Kenny McCormick 😇🪽🟠😵🍑🧳🪦⚠️🥰🤕☠️🥳⛱️🩺🩹👼🍊❓⚫👻🐀🫣😎🕺👑🔥🩲👀😶🧸👗🇯🇵👸😵🍒🏚️🏥🧟

Stan Marsh 🐕🔵🍺☹️🎸🎮💔🤢🖤 ☠️🤮🥂💩♾️🎶🪧🏳️‍🌈🏈🏳️‍⚧🚻🍫⚙️🪛🦸🔧🔨❓💗🙏😍🐺✝️🥴🧑‍🔧😒🗡️🤠🤺🛡️🧭🦌🐈

Heidi Turner 💚🍏😟🌱🌧️🦥🐿️🦋🌺🏵️🇮🇪🍔🐇💌💗🏔️🏞️🥦

Tolkien Black 💜📱💰😕👍🏿💵🐴🤓🏇📚🎸🏀🤖🧑‍⚖️🧑‍🏭💲

Big Gay Al 🏳️‍🌈❤️🥰🥳😙😁💖🫂💅🌈🦄🪻🍹🎠🎉🐈🩷🎶

Jimmy Valmer 😁🤣😵‍💫🌝🎉🧡🧑‍🦯💫🎙️🪄

Timmy 🧑‍🦼💅😝👋🔴💬🧠♾️💭🧑‍💻✖️➕➖➗🟰

Eric Cartman 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏁🕍🐷😫👺👹✡️💢📦🤬🦝🗣️🍔🦴🍟🪢📢🎦📸😭🐖😈🌝🐸🧙

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[rreskk]

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LMFAO

PRAISE BE

[did-you-fall-for-a-shooting-star]

When you get this, share 5 good things that happened to you in 2023, 5 songs that defined your year, 5 shows you discovered, and 5 friends you made. Then send this to 5 people to spread some happy memories 💕✨️🎉

5 Good Things

I graduated with a chemistry degree and a minor in math!!! 🧪➕

Got to see a bunch of my favorite bands live! 🎶🎸🎤

Went to TWO academic conferences in the spring! 📚📖

Went on a family beach trip!!☀️🌊

Started dating Mountain Boy!!!🏔️❤️

5 Songs That Defined My Year

Head in The Clouds - Arrows in Action ☁️

Let The Bad Times Roll - The Offspring🥁

Self Made - Dopamine🩹

20/20 Vision - Anti-Flag🤝

In Between - Beartooth⛰️

5 Shows You Discovered

Supernatural (Im like 6 seasons in)👻🧂

Daredevil😈🦯

Tokyo Revengers 🇯🇵👊

The Promised Neverland🧌🏠

I dont have a 5th but I am currently addicted to audio books 📖 🎧

5 Friends You Made

@unorthodoxsavvy and I have been friends for a while BUT we got to actually meet in person this year!!

@chilipowder9 is a new moot whose pretty chaotically fun

@necromancy-savant who is SUPER cool and makes awesome music

@/any other moots I’ve made this year too who I dont talk to much

The thrift store crew and I have started hanging out outside of the confines of the thrift store, so I consider that a win lol

[iammontygator]

First meeting with DJ Music Man

Mike: Hey! You’re going to the Fazcade?

John: Yeah, It’s my last task of the day. I have to-

Mike: Aaaaarg you lucky bastard!! It’s literally my favorite place in the whole Pizzaplex. If I had to spend the night in only one place, frankly, I’d stay here.

John: Wow... Is it really that cool?

Mike: Of course it’s really that cool!! The DJ is so cool too, I love that guy. Always at his discs, vibing in his corner. Just too cool.

John: The DJ??

Mike: Yeah! What’s up? Don’t tell me you’ve never heard about the DJ?!

John: ... Doesn’t sound familiar to me.

Mike: Omggggggg!! So here, mate, I’ll let you find out for yourself.

John: What do you mean?

Mike: Oh and don’t be fooled by appearances! It may surprise you at first, but I assure you, he’s very nice.

John: What’s wrong with his looks??

Mike: *walks away waving at him* See you tomorrow, man!

John: HEY!! MIKE! DON’T GO LIKE THAT!!

Mike: *already out*

John: *sigh* What the fuck did that mean..

Monty who observed the whole scene: *smirk*.

John: Well.... *look at his Fazwatch* I have to go. *shows his pass to the robot, then enters the elevator*

[a few minutes later]

John: *Good. I shouldn’t be freaking out, logically. After all, Mike told me he was a cool DJ, didn’t he? I guess that "don’t be fooled by appearances" just meant: watch out, he looks like a big bad, but he’s really nice! Not like Monty.* [...] *Okay, I don’t see a DJ right now. Hopefully, he’s already gone ho.......*

And then, John see it. A giant, arachnid-like animatronic. Sleeping on his stage.

John: *slowly back towards the elevator* Okay, one step at a time... Sloooooowly...

DJMM: Zzzz.....Zzzzzz....

John: Yeah, that’s right big guy, sleep tight... Oh sh- *stumbles*.

DJMM: Zzz...Hmm? *wakes up slowly*

John: Oh no. No no no no no no. *run to the elevator*

DJMM: *follows John*

John: *call the elevator* Come oooon, come on, come on, COME ON, DAMNIT!! *kicks in the elevator door*

Monty, on the floor above: *blocks the elevator*.

John: HELP ME!!! SOMEONE!!

Monty: *laugh*

DJMM: *stops right behind John*

John: *turns around very slowly, breathing shakily* Tell me you’re not behind me, tell me you’re not behind me...

DJMM: *⚫️⚫️*

John: HE’S BEHIND MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Monty: *laugh out loud*

DJMM: *holds John* 🤲

John: please don’t eat me, please don’t eat me, PLEASE DON’T EAT MEEEE *hides his face*

DJMM: *stares at him motionless, intrigued*

John: .... *shyly removes his hands from his face* .. Am.. Am I dead?

DJMM: *nods no*

John: So... That means you didn’t eat me?

DJMM: *nods yes*

John: Oh.. Well, thanks I guess..?

DJMM: *makes a little happy music* 🎶

John: So, hum.. You’re the DJ, right?

DJMM: *nods yes*

John: I’m John, I work here. Nice to meet you.

DJMM: *approaches his fist to John* 👊

John: Oh wow hum, did I.. Did I say something wrong?

DJMM: *keeps his fist right in front of John*

John: ... Oooooh, I think I get it. *check him*

DJMM: *lowers his fist and plays a new upbeat tune while dancing* *⚫️⚫️🎶🎶🥳*

John: *holds on to his glove* Wow wow wow wow wow, easy buddy, easy. Don’t forget there’s a little human being in your big hands ah ah.. *look at the ground* Oh shit it’s really high...

DJMM: *puts John down gently*

John: Oh! Thanks buddy! That’s cool. I’m a little dizzy actually haha-

DJMM: *moves away to his stage*

John: ... *What’s he doing?* Oh, of course you’ll be back for your nap! I did wake you, and I’m really sorry about that.

DJMM: *sits behind his turntables and starts mixing* 🎧🎼

John: Ooooh actually you wanted to mix!! Day and night I see? Haha

DJMM: *just vibing 🥳🎶🎧*

John: Hahaha.. Hum. Well, I’ll be off then! *returns to the elevator and waves to the DJ* See ya buddy!

DJMM: *waves to John* 👋

John: *call the elevator and enter* ...

The elevator: *plays its usual music*

John: *Well, it wasn’t so bad after all! I thought I was going to die, but in the end, he’s a really nice guy, that DJ! A bit creepy and a bit in his own world, but very nice! Mike hadn’t lied to me after all.*

Ting!

John: *get out of the elevator and look at it* You, on the other hand, are weird. If I hadn’t come across a really nice gigantic robot, I’d already be dead because of you by now. I’m going to have to talk to the technicians about this, it’s very dangerous.. *walk to the exit*

Monty hidden a bit further away : *😏🕶* ...

[kakovoulos]

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[avnj0gia]

🎤🎶😒👊💘🎥📺💪

🎤 - Top 5 favorite bands?

Already answered this one, so here's another 5 I just like in no order

Måneskin

My Chemical Romance

HMLTD

All Time Low

Siouxsie and the Banshees

🎶 - Top 5 favorite songs?

Oh that's hard to narrow down...I don't wanna rank these necessarily, but...

Judas - Lady Gaga

True Faith - New Order

Hope To Die - Orville Peck

Automatic - The Pointer Sisters

You Belong To Me - The Duprees

😒 - Biggest pet peeve?

Loud chewing

👊 - Something you hate?

American city design I'm so tired of going outside and everything is cars

💘 - Top 5 celebrity crushes?

At the moment...

1. Avan Jogia

2. Mason Gooding

3. Tyler Posey

4. Noah Beck

5. Tony Revolori

🎥 - Top 5 favorite movies?

Already did this one too so this is just 5 more that I like, not in any order

The Bird With The Crystal Plumage

The Grand Budapest Hotel

American Psycho

Suspiria

The Doom Generation

📺 - Top 5 favorite TV shows?

Another one I already did so these are just 5 random favorites

The Simpsons

Kitchen Nightmares

American Horror Story

Game Of Thrones/House Of The Dragon

Now Apocalypse

💪 - Do you work out?

Not really 🫤

[clickyourradio]

👊 NEW RELEASE on👍CLICKYOURRADIO.COM - METAL & PUNK🤘

💀Körperzier - 🎶Fire for Effect

Körperzier is a mixed media collaboration of poets and lyricists, producers, vocalists, and visual artists — all united for the purpose of bringing you some of the most creatively explicit and shocking lyrics in existence today, and doing justice to those lyrics both musically and artistically. And they present their song, ”Fire for Effect,” an industrial metal track with the group’s signature shocking lyrics.

[kmp78]

“EW is expected to fly to JL no matter when he is, but JL can and will never bother flying to wherever EW is. “ -EW is going to where the event or adventure is that they are going to together. You can’t move mountains to NY or an event location to wherever EW is.

Aaaaaaand...?

Who said anything about ROCK CLIMBING being the only thing these people could possibly do in their spare time? 🧗‍♂️

What if EW was into... skydiving? 🛩

Or flyfishing? 🎣

Curling? 🥌

Hockey? 🏒🥅

Well TOO BAD cos Lord Leto ain't into those so no one in his life can be either cos he ain't gonna bother! 🙅‍♂️

But wait, it's not all bad news!

You can totally hang out AS LONG as you too suddenly develop a burning interest in... oooh I dunno...

ROCK CLIMBING? 🧗‍♂️

UFC? 👊🤼‍♂️

THE MUSIC OF 30 SECONDS TO MARS? 🎶

NEVADA DESERTS? 🌵

Yeah. It's all good in JL's hood. ✌️