scarlettswitch9
There Are No Gods Here
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The Propaganda your weird uncle warned you about. Kinky, NSFW, and Cute Animal Posting. 27F Bi. Let's massacre the 1%. The fascists have the outfits, but the communists have the music.
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scarlettswitch9 · 2 days ago
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I’m 35 now. Also here’s the original doodle
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what is HAPPENING
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The reason Mel Blanc’s famous Looney Tunes screams have that distinctive echo is because Warner Bros. was too cheap to set aside any of their recording booths for cartoon dialogue. Instead, they’d take a soundstage that was currently between productions, and in between clearing out the old sets and moving in the new ones, they’d park Mel Blanc in the middle of the empty building, hang a boom mic over his head, and have him spend a day recording as much voice material as would fit on whatever leftover odds and ends of filmstock they had lying around.
I want you to picture that vast, empty, mostly darkened space, with a single point of light right in the middle of it, and in that point of light is this unassuming-looking little guy emitting a series of howling Daffy Duck screams.
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2024 : Getting carried away by the latest fad :: 2025 : Getting carried away by the latest fae
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scarlettswitch9 · 2 days ago
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Babs using her oracle 'hacking' (lets be fr she probs already has access) skills to hop into everyones devices at random intervals of the day like:
*Tims phone pings with a tinder notification*
Immediate Text from Barbra: Don't match with her she eats her tortillas cold with no cheese
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*Duke searches "how do you tell if your seeing ghosts or just sleepy"*
first link on google opens a website that just says in all caps: DUKE YOUR SHIFT IS OVER GO. HOME.
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just babs knowing everything 24/7. imagine Stephanie starts talking at home about something she's upset about, and her TV just starts blasting cat videos.
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scarlettswitch9 · 2 days ago
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captain afab is honestly a very relatable character because whomst among us does not have some great beast that has eluded us all our lives. mine, for instance, is a decent night's sleep.
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scarlettswitch9 · 2 days ago
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hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information
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scarlettswitch9 · 2 days ago
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Full names and details of every man who was convicted of raping Gisèle Pelicot. The list includes 50 men who could be identified, besides Gisèle's husband, ranging in age from 27 to 74. Among them are a firefighter, a journalist, a nurse, a construction worker, and a prison guard. Most have families of their own, and only about half had previous convictions.
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adhd paralysis sucks bcuz im just sitting there and my brain is like
YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME
no work done no rest gained. literally no point of this at all
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scarlettswitch9 · 3 days ago
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I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead
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