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In every wood in every spring there is a different green.
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My gay ass casting Avada Kedavra at the Battle of Hogwarts:
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i used to hate sloths but this has changed something in my heart and i want to say sorry to all the sloths ive insulted
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hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.
also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad
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i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run its course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
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When McDonalds says their ice cream machine isn’t working
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