#new jersey's most toxic polycule

[lesbianforlottie]

everyone knows new jerseys most toxic polycule

but theyre nothing compared to new jeresys ACTUAL most toxic polycule

proof:

i havent finished house so im not going to spoil stuff for myself and make a chart for it (i already have seen a LOT of spoilers lmao) but from what i know it gets pretty messy but not as messy as this. if anyone would like to reblog this and make the same chart with house feel free!

[astromechs]

wilson looks at house and cuddy together like he wants this to be a polycule

[aidenwaites]

I love reblogging something and KNOWING my fiancé is also going to reblog it

[yeehawsouthpaw]

New Jersey's most toxic polycule 😘

[willowpelt]

new jersey's most toxic polycule

[the ducklings]

[jackienatist]

[walterdecourceys]

i'm so committed (well. as committed as one can be to something that doesn't matter at all) to not touching the house fandom until i'm alllllll the way done but i'm also so desperately curious about what ao3 has done with new jersey's most toxic polycule

[torchickentacos]

I love the shows/movies that tumblr randomly gets obsessed with. The food-themed, vaguely MMORPG-esque anime with the lesbians that I always mistake fanart for as being zelink fanart. WLW gemstones. The 'New Jersey's most toxic polycule' medical malpractice show. Gay demon hunters or whatever Supernatural's even about. Goncharov, which literally doesn't even exist. Interview With The Vampire, which, from my dash, seems to mostly be gifs of vaguely homoerotic scenes between attractive men. I'm sensing a theme.

[and-make-it-double]

im almost unhealthily obsessed with new jersey's most toxic polycule atm

[onleylonely]

foreman resigning, house drugs wilson, cameron let herself into house's apartment because he doesn't answer his phone in the middle of the night, new jersey's most toxic polycule is falling apart

[nereidprinc3ss]

New jerseys most toxic polycule😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

whatever you think is happening on house md it’s worse!

[dilfsisko]

(Image ID: A promo still from House MD featuring, from left to right: Foreman, Cameron, House, Wilson, Chase, and Cuddy. White text reads "New Jersey's most toxic polycule" /end ID)

[jackieeshauna]

they are new jerseys most toxic polycule

i havent watched yellowjackets yet but im very intrigued by the fandoms ability to ship every single one of those girls with one another and also provide irrefutable evidence for each pairing. like im convinced by every single gifset. ill be damned if those two girls arent in love. which two girls am i talking about? doesnt matter. god bless

[mephalaandrogyne]

New Jersey's most toxic polycule

Unhinged trio

[maybe-i-will-fandom]

AND Cuddy in 3x11 fabricated evidence and perjured herself to get him off. TRULY New Jersey's most toxic polycule

I love how in 3x3 Wilson literally confirmed that he knows of multiple times House has killed someone (medically assisted suicide, but the state they're in deems them legally the same) and his reaction is just like. "Ok man. Go do it again"

And in 3x2 he tried to get him back on Vicodin 😭

And in 3x6 he lies to a cop that House's clearly forged signatures on "Wilson's" Vicodin prescriptions are real

Wilson really is The Most Enabler and House really is a poor little meow meow who can do no wrong in his eyes

[lemondoddle]

[I.D. an image of the season one cast of house MD with text over top reading "New jersey's most toxic polycule". End I.D.]