#new girl sp

[wednesdayfunnys]

Tell us more about the twins' superhero/sot personas:)

GASPS SO LOUD okay so wherever douchebag and her brother moved to south park from did not play like this. like these were some repressed indoors kids. didn't have a lot of toys, basically just sat around being bored and annoying the piss out of each other attached at the hip.

so when douchebag gets sucked into this game by butters and cartman she's all in. this is the funnest thing she has ever done in her life and she thinks cartman is genuinely hilarious. i say this to say in stick of truth she's basically just along for the ride persona-wise. she ties one of her dad's long polo shirts around her neck for a cape, takes a wood sword and the fighter class headthing from cartman and calls it a goddamn day.

she's more interested in the game itself than creating a character- this is true of her in tfw too. she just wants to play the game. she knows that the guys have assumed she's a boy but just doesn't really care and if them assuming she's a boy means she gets to play the fun games and her brother can't come then she's here for it all day long. she did not ever expect to be king douchebag but once she's king douchebag can't nobody tell her nothing.

NEW GIRL IS DIFFERENT. he wants to play but hes really interested in all the character building stuff. he wants a cool costume and a cool character more than he wants to beat people up (although he definitely wants to do that as well. he’s more cheap shots and misusing fire based than his sister. she just hits really hard. he goes out of his way to fight dirty and with spectacle.) he starts seeing douchebag come home all roughed up and in costume and he wants to fucking play goddamn it he was not aware this was an option. douchebag tells him he can't play and he is so mad. kyle kidnaps him instead of douchebag to try and get douchebag to switch sides (because they are uncannily identical) and new girl is IN AWE. First thing he does is enthusiastically agree to all of kyle's terms (confusing everyone) and spend hours making his sick persona.

she's an arcane human girl who was born under the fire moon which comes only once every century and is the harbinger of deep and powerful magic. she was banished into the elvish woods when she was born because of this prophecy, and raised by wolves who taught her the magic of family that her evil asshole twin never did. now she swears revenge on all humans and especially her asshole twin. (kyle and the boys are kind of in the dark on this backstory they just see him make this little red riding hood looking getup from an old halloween costume and some of his mother's fake cherry blossom decorations and say “okay well thats. he kind of looks like a fairy in that. he actually kind of looks like a girl. wait shit is he a girl?? does anybody—has anybody but cartman confirmed that this kid is a boy???" and confusion ensues. he also doesn’t really have allegiances (except that he thinks kyle is cute). he just wants to be the drama. doesn’t care that much about the overarching story like douchebag does.

in tfbw

douchebag is mostly pissed off that cartman is trying to leave her out of the game. again she's not really worried about character creation, which means cartman and everyone else has to force her hand to make a character and the kryptonite and the " your dad fucked your mom" backstory and she just goes with it because she could not care less she just wants to play. she mostly wants to play with cartman and kenny and butters because those are her homeboys she picked favorites right out the gate. she does NOT want to play with kyle Imao she's still mad at him for letting her brother play stick of truth. she basically just swipes whatever superhero esq stuff cartman has laying around the base and makes another super basic costume and just really wants to brawl all the time thats one thing about her she just really wants to throw hands at all times.

NEW GIRL however. well they're not gonna let him play again because after they "figured it out" in stick of truth ("ohhh douchebag's not a girl he just has this weirdo twin sister got it") and cartman and douchebag both teamed up and threw a fit, they made an agreement that new girl absolutely could not play with them. banished from time and space. not in the game. go home.

which means he’s absolutely not invited to play superheroes. you know who else is absolutely not invited to play superheroes?

[gee-arid]

Superkids or something.

[r26yz]

[local-new-kid-super]

Wendy and fem new kid bonding over girl things? The new kid actually enjoys being able to “let their hair down” around them so to speak

Sorry this took so long, I got off a south park kick and then HARDCORE back into one recently because FBW is on gamepass. Thanks for the request!

Platonic!Call-girl/Wendy x New-girl!Reader

☆ Wendy is thrilled to have another girl in town who gets her. It's not that she isn't close with Bebe, I mean, they are both instrumental in making lists on the committee, but after Bebe pulled that gun on her, Wendy worries she's a little bit of a loose cannon. Between her on and off relationship with Stan and dealing with Eric in school, this poor girl needs some stable classmates.

☆ She loves having you over to work on school work, she's class president and prides herself on being smart. Being the new kid can't be easy, and doing work to catch up to everyone in class is much harder given Mr. Garrison doesn't seem like he cares to teach. Expect lots of study hangouts, where she helps you with some class work and the two of you just chat.

☆ Wendy always asks for your input for the girls' committee lists. You might be new, but that doesn't mean you need can't have an opinion. She's also going to go over the old lists to make sure you understand the people in South Park. "Listen up, new Kid!" She exclaims. "That list was rigged, that's the old cutest boy list... there was a whole- a whole thing." She shakes her head. "All that to say Clyde isn't the cutest. Here, check this one-"

☆ Makeovers! For all her skills and talents, Wendy has been shown to be against things she thinks perpetuate beauty standards. Personally, she doesn't feel like makeup is good or bad really, but she has other stuff to worry about. She's the class president. Luckily; she has you, New kid! She's happy to let you apply some purple glitter or maybe a fun gloss on her face, just don't expect her to wear it everyday. She claims she "-Doesn't want to look like a clown hooker for her English presentation". If you teach her how to keep nail polish to the lines of her nails, she'd actually really like that. She'd roll into school with a nice purple or pink shade on her nails, shooting you a wave.

☆ If you're both superheroes, she's thrilled at the prospect of having another girl to fight with. Frankly, she hates that the freedom Pals stand for 'retribution with inclusion', but didn't even bother getting girl members. She Dislikes Raccoon and friends for more obvious reasons. She'll help you to learn hacking just like her, or if you prefer a more hands on fighting style, she'll be your guy, or gal, in the chair, surveying the security cams and radioing in all relevant data from a nearby rooftop while you complete a mission. She doesn't like the idea of sidekicks, you're a team. Two girls lifting each other up, while making super-boys cry. Plus; she's secretly been manipulating your follower count on Raccoonstagram to make it much larger than it would be normally. Your new, and shes felt alone before. Call-girl sees now reason that you should be any less popular out of costume than in.

☆ "Just hacked into the Raccoon and Friends, um, computer..." she mumbles, thinking back to the Toshiba handi-book that's taped to a cardboard box. "Anyways, looks like they've got a lead on some petty crime from the post office warehouse. Package thief." She chuckles. "Wanna bet we can handle it in half the time?"

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[professorchaos]

yo! I just wanted to say hi! I got the last of your pc bunny acrylics. I just happened to see the post about the last one, but if I knew about them sooner i wouldve been FIRST in line to get it. <3

THANK YOU!!! i am so happy that you like the charm! for a fellow docvic fan... we will make sure to send extra goodies... -w- !!!

i'm very fond of these charms in particular because they're based loosely off of this cosplay pic of me and my wife @mystewion... now that they're sold out, just for fun, here's a snap of the original pen sketch in my notebook:

(of course ft. some of the early prototypes of our bunny stickers)!

if anyone is sad to have missed these DON'T FRET!!! we still have our pc kenny and victor stickers up and should do for the forseeable unless they get taken down again. and, the aforementioned bunny sticker sheet also comes with a free sticker of the drawing on the charm design if you nab it together with the 4th grade valentines sheet!

thank you for your sweet message and your enthusiasm! pc bunny nation may we stay strong 4eva and eva....!

[fennecfiree]

I randomized a south park character to draw! I got Red

[grimey--gal]

Day 3: South Park/Fractured But Whole

[4raykage]

Here, have a sweet pie :) (silly little girl)

[barcodeboyz]

Best summer ever (feat. my main TFBW team)

[sentient-rift]

Peni what do you consider your first and second embarassing in school nightmare?

"Hmmm... Good question. I guess the bullies can be annoying since I'm considered a geek there... Though that's nothing compared to a student turning into a villain you have to stop, especially when it was kind of on accident like what happened to Addy Brock..."

"Someone call me?"

"I said 'Addy,' not 'Eddie.' Also, hi there. Did RiFT bring you here?"

"Yeah. Apparently, there's this Multiverse War going around, and I got required to help..."

"Cool! Good to have you aboard, Eddie! And Venom, be sure to behave yourself..."

One Venom transformation later...

"My goal is to stop Carnage... I have no beef with you Heroes."

"Good to know... Anyway, Levecoli, I hope I answered your question correctly. School is tough sometimes, but anything involving a nightmare is kind of rare... Unless you meant a literal nightmare, in which case it would be reliving the incident my dad died, or my spider friend getting squished. I have nightmares like that sometimes, and they could take place in a school environment..."

(New Muse Coming Soon!)

[boxwinebaddie]

Unc Neeeen! I miss you girl :( Will u hop on voice chat and tell us how ur doing and what ur working on pls? <3 ^^

aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! this message is SOOOO cute; eee!!!!~ <3

i left you a very long, very rambly chaotic message here.

-uncle nina, queen of yappin

[kranjozoea]

"You kind of have big raisins for a boy, New Kid."

[milestonekestrel]

Something I plan to do at some point

And The Stick Of Truth too, of course.

[alister312]

Minor Character March Madness: Round 1

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