#new bull market

[bitchesgetriches]

We’re in a New Bull Market! Should You Give One Single Fuck?

When we talk about the economy, we talk of stock market moves and unemployment rates (historically low at 3.7%) and inflation (holding steady). Yet numbers like these hide the human element involved in economics. People struggle and stress over making ends meet regardless of what the stock market is doing. Steadying inflation doesn’t mean much to someone who has barely been able to afford their grocery bill for the last year.

Celebrations over bull markets and low unemployment rates sometimes rankle, or even invalidate, the tough times normal folks experience. The financial news seems to be saying “What do you mean the economy sucks? Everything’s going great—the stock market, the unemployment rate, inflation. You must be imagining your troubles. Or it’s all your own fault.”

If you’re struggling in this economy, I can assure you it’s neither your imagination nor your fault, new bull market be damned.

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[todayworld99]

Bitcoin drops to a 3-month low below $90,000 in risk-off move

Bitcoin fell through the $90,000 level overnight, weakened by sell pressure in equities as the crypto market awaits its next catalyst.

The price of bitcoin fell 5% to $88,787.80, according to Coin Metrics. Earlier, it fell as low as $86,869.39.

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[dannyriccloverrr]

To those people

[usernyoom]

are red bull embarrassed. they have to be embarrassed. they announced a driver who had qualified p18 (teammate qualified p6) and p11 (teammate qualified p1) over the last two weekends. the weekend after you sign him he qualifies p16 (his teammate gets joint pole). they r watching themselves lose the WCC. are they okay.

[danthropologie]

https://youtu.be/GG418tWpq9c

babes i think you’d like this one, he’s feeding my delusion even more

unfinished business babyyyy!!!! if it was up to them, daniel never would have left in the first place!!! of course they're gonna bring him back!!!!

no but seriously this is really interesting, thank you. obviously it's a lot of the same stuff we've been talking about in regards to daniel, but i hadn't really thought about the pr angle to bringing in checo in the first place. obviously he was probably the best option at the time so it made sense from a logistical standpoint, but pr side of it....capturing a previously untapped market.... and i think even beyond what he's saying in this video, when you look at the way checo fans are turning on the team, filling the comments with all sorts of hateful bullshit and straight up going full conspiracy to explain away why he's not performing to the level they think he should be, it's easy to start to see how red bull might be ready to start distancing themselves from that, especially when there's a marketing slam dunk waiting in the wings

[memenewsdotcom]

Wall Street enters bull market

[newsbetulhub]

मुलताई बैल बाजार विवाद: हिंदू संगठनों और सरपंच में टकराव, अवैध खरीद-बिक्री का आरोप

मुलताई: बैल बाजार को लेकर विवाद गहराता जा रहा है। हिंदू संगठनों के विरोध के बावजूद बुधवार को दुनावा में साप्ताहिक बैल बाजार लगाया गया। हिंदू संगठनों का आरोप – हो रही अवैध बिक्री बजरंग दल सहित अन्य हिंदू संगठनों का आरोप है कि इस बाजार में गाय और बैलों की अवैध खरीद-बिक्री हो रही है। उनका कहना है कि दलाल इन पशुओं को पैदल महाराष्ट्र ले जा रहे हैं और पशु कटाई के लिए बेचे जा रहे हैं, जिससे गौ-हत्या…

[xtruss]

Folks! It’s A New Bullshit On The Market: People Are Claiming That This $38 Yogurt Is Making Them 'Hotter' Than Ever. Is Coconut Cult Yogurt Worth The Hefty Price Tag?

— By Amelia Schwartz | March 2, 2025

Photo: Food & Wine 🍷/The Coconut 🥥 Cult

At Food & Wine, we don’t condone cults — unless, of course, that cult is centered around a yogurt that promotes gut health. To be fair, Coconut Cult yogurt isn’t actually a cult (as far as we know), but it does have a cult following on social media.

Search “Coconut Cult” on TikTok and expect your feed to be flooded with taste tests and product reviews. Some say it’s the best, creamiest yogurt they’ve ever tasted, while others feel that it's too tart. But most of the reviews are less focused on flavor and more focused on how the yogurt makes them feel, reporting that eating Coconut Cult yogurt daily can help with digestion, reduce bloating, and clear skin. “I’ve never looked hotter,” said Kelly Peer (@kellyannpeer) after having one spoonful of Coconut Cult’s chocolate mousse flavor for seven days.

There are many kind of videos you’ll find are about the exclusivity of Coconut Cult — how fast it sells out in grocery stores, and the absolute thrill of finding them fully stocked. And at approximately $10 per 8-ounce jar (the brand’s website, thecoconutcult.com, sells 16-ounce jars for $39 a pop), the yogurt doesn’t come cheap.

Some creators are even sending suggestions of alternative probiotic yogurts, like Activia, Cocoyo, kefir, and White Mountain Bulgarian probiotic yogurt. Not to mention the dozens of other TikTok-favorite sources for probiotics, like Culture Pop soda and Lemme Debloat from Kourtney Kardashian’s supplement line. So then, is Coconut Cult really worth the hype?

Here’s everything you need to know about the premium yogurt brand that content creators are swearing by.

What Is Coconut Cult?

The Coconut Cult was founded in 2015 by Noah Simon-Waddell. “I created this yogurt as a part of my healing journey,” he said in a 2022 TikTok video. “As a way to heal myself and my gut, which was really sick.” Simon-Waddell began making probiotic yogurt at home, and found that his recipe made him feel significantly better. In an open letter on Coconut Cult’s website, he wrote, “I felt more energized, clear-headed, creative, inspired, and truly connected to my body for the first time in a long time, if maybe ever.”

But while Simon-Waddell claims that eating a daily dose of his yogurt can improve your general mental and physical health, he doesn’t want his product to be lumped into toxic diet culture. In fact, the name, “Coconut Cult” was inspired by a real cult of “cocoivores” — individuals who only eat coconuts. The group followed German philosopher and nudist August Engelhardt, and lived in the South Pacific, until their coconut-only diet led to extreme health issues and in some cases, death. According to The Chalkboard, the brand name is supposed to send consumers a tongue-in-cheek reminder of the dangers of fad dieting.

Therapy Is Great, But Have You Also Tried Making Yogurt?

The dairy-free, coconut yogurt is packed with probiotics, “a microorganism that has been linked to health benefits when consumed in adequate amounts,” says Toby Amidor, MS, RD, CDN, award-winning nutrition expert, and bestselling author of Health Shots. Every 1-ounce spoonful of Coconut Cult has roughly 50 billion CFUs (colony-forming units). With three standard flavors (Original, Chocolate Mousse, and Harvest Strawberry) and limited, seasonal releases, Coconut Cult yogurt is meant to be delicious, but it’s designed to act as a daily supplement. Coconut Cult’s website claims “this isn’t a meal, it’s a ritual.”

How Is Coconut Cult Different From Other Yogurts?

When Simon-Waddell was developing his yogurt recipe, he learned that most yogurts are, what he considers, “dead.” They’re pasteurized after fermentation in order to remain shelf-stable, which kills the probiotics. “Instead, we created a fermented coconut yogurt that acts as the perfect home for probiotics,” a member from The Coconut Cult team told Food & Wine. “We never pasteurize after fermentation to ensure our probiotics are thriving in order to do their best work.”

Because Coconut Cult yogurt is “alive” the flavor is tangier and the consistency creamier. It’ll have a kombucha-like effervescence and it might even explode when you open the jar. “An explosion does not mean your yogurt is bad. On the contrary,” Simon-Waddell explained in a TikTok. “It means the yogurt is extra probiotic and extra powerful. During the fermentation process, the yogurt’s bacteria will consume its sugar and produce oxygen. If you open a jar of Coconut Cult and hear a hissing noise, that oxygen is trying to escape from the surface, often leading to a yogurt eruption.

There are many other probiotic yogurts on the market, but to our knowledge, Coconut Cult is the most probiotic-dense. In comparison, Cocoyo has approximately 25 billion CFUs per ounce, White Mountain Bulgarian has 11 billion CFUs per ounce, and Activia has less than 1 billion CFUs per ounce. You can still get the same gut-health benefits from eating other probiotic yogurts, you’d just have to eat more of it

What's The Best Way To Eat Coconut Cult Yogurt?

According to Amidor, there is no standard for the amount of probiotics that should be consumed daily. “How much needed varies with different types of probiotics and what the treatment is,” she says. “Most doses range from one to 10 billion CFUs that are taken one to two times a day in supplement form.” It's important to note, though, that taking a lot of probiotics could potentially lead to some gastrointestinal discomfort, “such as gas, bloating, or diarrhea.”

That means you might not want to eat a whole jar of Coconut Cult. If you’re new to probiotics, the Coconut Cult team recommends starting out with one to two spoonfuls of its yogurt a day. “Each serving contains 16 strains of billions of super-live probiotic culture, so a little can go a long way, but we want you to trust your gut,” they told us. “If you feel you need a little less, dial your serving down a bit. If you’re sick or your gut needs a little extra TLC, go for more. It’s your body, and you know best.”

The Coconut Cult team suggests eating the yogurt first thing in the morning or as a late-night snack. They also urge consumers not to stir or double dip, as your saliva can kill the yogurt’s microorganisms. Some creators say you shouldn’t use a metal spoon, but that instruction has not been verified by Coconut Cult.

Is Coconut Cult actually Any Good?

I’ve only gotten a chance to taste Coconut Cult’s chocolate mousse flavor, but I can report — it's really tasty. The rich, dark cacao flavor balances out the yogurt’s signature tang, and it’s delightfully fluffy. I’ve found myself looking forward to eating my morning heaping spoonful (and a bit disappointed I can’t go back for another scoop).

Have I noticed immediate results (i.e. a lack of inflammation, flawless skin, and impeccable hotness)? No. But I’ve only been “taking” the yogurt for four days now. There’s still time! The price would probably steer me away from purchasing Coconut Cult regularly, but if my gut needs a little reset, or if I want a little treat, I’d certainly buy it again.

Conclusion:

If you have tons of money then buy this “USLESS CRAP 💩” to feel good then buy it. It’s all marketing by the scammers. Don’t make them rich. My best advice is: Just buy a regular yogurt and you will be fine.

[mystrangerfart]

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[nigeriabitcoincommunity]

5 Things Every Crypto Trader Should Expect in a Bull Market

The signs are clear everywhere: we have officially entered the early stages of a crypto bull market! With BTC breaking its all-time high (ATH) daily and legacy coins rocketing toward their previous ATH, something big is certainly about to happen. The market is brimming with positive sentiment. But the question is: Are you ready for what could be the wildest crypto bull run in history? In this…

[bitchesgetriches]

We’re in a New Bull Market! Should You Give One Single Fuck?

While out at dinner last week, a friend turned to me and said, “I heard some positive news about the economy and a new bull market today. Yet it seems like nothing has changed for the better with the finances of most people I know. My sister in money nerdery… what, pray tell, the fuck?” What the fuck indeed! According to the U.S. Census Bureau, more Americans than ever are struggling to pay…

[timelessnewsnow]

As the bull market in the S&P 500 marks its second anniversary, investors are keenly watching the horizon for signs of what might come next. After launching from a bear market low two years ago, the S&P 500 has surged more than 60% and is now close to all-time highs. Fueled by optimism around artificial intelligence (AI) and a resilient U.S. economy, Wall Street strategists....

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[allaboutforexworld]

Bull Market in a Nutshell

A bull market represents a period when the prices of assets, particularly in stock markets, are rising or are expected to rise. It is characterized by investor confidence, optimism, and expectations that strong results will continue. Understanding the dynamics of a bull market is crucial for traders and investors who wish to maximize their returns. What is a Bull Market? It is a financial market…

[cryptonewscentral]

🚀 Bitcoin Smashes Through $61K! 🚀   The bull is charging, and Bitcoin’s breaking barriers. Could this be the start of the next massive bull run? Stay tuned as we dive into what’s driving this surge! 💹🔥

[signode-blog]

Effective Trading Strategies Using Straddle Option Trading Strategy

Introduction to Straddle Option Trading Strategy The Straddle Option Trading Strategy is a versatile approach used by traders to capitalize on significant price movements in the market, regardless of the direction. This strategy involves purchasing both a call option and a put option on the same underlying asset, with the same strike price and expiration date. The primary goal of a straddle is…

[matrixreserve]

Title: Capitalizing on the Crypto Bull Market: Why Matrix Reserve is Poised for Exceptional Gains

Introduction Brief overview of the current bull market and halving period in the crypto world. Introduction to Matrix Reserve and its unique positioning in the market.

Understanding the Halving Period and Bull Market Explanation of what a halving period is and its typical impact on cryptocurrency values. Overview of characteristics of a bull market in the crypto industry. Historical data and trends that support potential market behavior.

Matrix Reserve’s Strategic Advantage Detailed description of Matrix Reserve’s technology and how it aligns with market needs during bullish conditions. Discuss the Layer 2 solutions and how these are particularly advantageous during times of increased transaction volumes and market activity.

Project Developments and Timely Market Entry Outline recent and upcoming developments within Matrix Reserve that will capitalize on market trends. Explain how these developments are timed to maximize the halving period and bull market advantages.

Potential for Extraordinary Gains Discuss realistic scenarios for potential gains, grounded in data and previous market cycles. Explain how Matrix Reserve’s approach is structured to leverage these market conditions for optimal returns. Caution against speculative excess, emphasizing informed and strategic investment.

Upcoming Events and Why They Matter Highlight upcoming events in the Matrix Reserve calendar that investors should watch. Explain how participation in these events could benefit both new and existing investors.

Call to Action: Don’t Miss Out Encourage readers to stay informed and consider the strategic benefits of investing in Matrix Reserve during this pivotal time. Provide guidance on how to get involved or learn more about Matrix Reserve’s offerings.

Conclusion Recap the synergies between Matrix Reserve’s strategic initiatives and the current market dynamics. Reinforce the message of opportunity linked with prudent investment during these potentially lucrative times.

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