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kerubimcrepin · 2 days ago

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LIVEREAD: WAKFU, THE GREAT WAVE [TOME 2, Chapter 8 part 1]

Wow no way i didnt know that. Nice anime eyes btw ghsjdhgdf.

He's so smug it makes me crazy. Genuinely, it makes me insane. God. "Kerub and I"... they make me sick. He's so proud of living with his dadsonthing for 600 years.

Heartbreaking: kerubim infected him with being a hoarder.

What the HELL are these flying books bro.

WHAT.

IS THIS THE ORIGINAL BOOKWALKER

So smug... dude.

This manga confirms joris as the twelvian equivalent of A. lost media wiki; B. the fuckers that hoard lost media and never release it (choose the one that you think applies)

What's next? Wikipedia editor Joris?

God fucking dammit. Btw I swear I didn't write the wikipedia remark on purpose. I hadn't reread this manga in months.

A likely thing for a guy who based his entire identity around living with two demigods to say.

TAP TAP :)

WHY DO YOU HAVE THIS TO BEGIN WITH!!!!!

Joris likes cartography truthers stay winning.

AGAIN WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE THIS. DONT GIVE US THIS CHILL EXPRESSION.

Of course they'd have secret passages... inside the secret library inside the secret portal. And of course this thing is only fit for Kerubim and Joris. Atcham please crash out.

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This really puts into perspective just how tiny he is... Trying to draw canon typical Joris is enough torture that I gave up ages ago.

He's able to cast fire! Once again, insane shit I added to my fics turns out not to be out of the realm of possibility. Thank god.

HE LITERALLY HAS NO CLOSE FRIENDS EXCEPT KERUBIM AND ATCHAM. FUCKING RIP BOZO.

Statuette of khan! Self explanatory why he'd have this.

A painting of Asalar. Maybe to keep record of how his enemy looks like?

Down from it, we see baby Joris's drawing of what he thought his parents might look like... Not a painting of Jahash or Julith, just his own ocs. I think it's cute that this place, that seems to be pretty important to him, doesn't have his actual parents. It's not like he knew them well. Idk, it's a neat detail that says something about Joris's feelings on them in a subtle way.

Saving the best and juiciest for last, we have Zabelle. When this comic first came out, multiple crepinjurgenites had mini-freakouts that Tot might have gone actually off the rails insane and might be giving Joris a love interest. Which would be bad given Tot's trackrecord with romance writing. And also Joris's whole shtick.

However, I am very happy to announce they... REMOVED A (likely) IOP (Zabel) and made him into a sexy dragon lady queen. No fucking way. If they also don't give her an ex-husband/a dead husband/a far away husband/a son/a boyfriend... I don't know what would happen to the world, if that were to happen.

I approve of this. I don't know what to think about the anime style (might be fun! might be bad! can't be worse than bestiale!) but it does have actually nice looking female characters. which is already a glow up from bestiale and s4.

I'm expecting fanart of Bechamel the Catgirl and Zabelle making out at my desk by midday, mister! Not because this is in-character or makes any sense. I just like to sexualize and objectify women.

Joris being a newborn when this happened explains a lot about the timeline of events.

[nodding sagely] the fucking yass twins.

This too, I foresaw. Joris has similar opinions but understands the shitfucked reality of Yugo's life.

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whatever you say cute.

I choose not to comment on the lore retcon nightmares going on here because I dont car anymore.

oh my god his grabbablle waist

#ro liveblogs dofus #dofus #wakfu #krosmoz #wakfu spoilers #greatwave

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raspberryjellybrains · 18 hours ago

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i know nobody gaf but i reeallllllyyyy wanna talk about my bad kids gender/sexuality headcanons so here goes

fig: obviously bi/pan/omni bc it's canon (yayy!!!), but i think she would identify as bisexual! i also really like her as a trans girl :) something about demonic puberty and human puberty and going against others' expectations to define for yourself who you are.

gorgug: same case with fig for sexuality, and i don't think he even really had many thoughts or feelings about it. bc he's one of my favorites and not because i have a great volume of evidence, im hitting him with the gender beam. i think there's something agender about this half-orc. masculinity feels like something gorgug was handed, went "okay", and never really examined further or felt in any meaningful way. not really a costume so much as a label with some instructions. probably uses he/they pronouns after some lovely chats with the AAAGSA (idk if thats the right acronym but i think it would be funny if it was)

adaine: i think she just kind of assumes she's straight? not enough time or care to investigate otherwise. had a thing for one (1) boy and just goes with that. i truly think that she's arospec and aspec and it takes her until after post-secondary to realize this. "girl" was kind of forced on her pretty hard, and kind of feels it, but also feels like it's inextricably tied to some awful memories. maybe demigirl in the future? trying to figure out what "girl" means for herself and still sticking with she/her, for now. still considers herself cis for a long time after knowing she probably isn't bc she doesn't feel "trans enough" to identify otherwise.

fabian: BIG woman enjoyer. i think he would kiss anyone of any gender as long as they're hot, but takes a minute to discover that one. he would probably just assume everyone works like that, and as long as he's mostly into women, he's straight. which isn't entirely right or wrong! as for gender, i think he's cisgender. there's room for experimentation with presentation after sophmore year, but feels most comfortable on the masculine end of androgyny. not gender, but queer: i think he'd LOVE drag. kristen would introduce him to it, and they'd watch fantasy rupaul's together and go to live shows when kristen's in town post-hs.

kristen: lesbian ofc!! i think she starts out with the "butch or really christian" bermuda shorts and t-shirts freshman year, but leans further and further into butch as she moves away from the church. she IS the girl in basketball shorts and a t-shirt/tanktop every day of the year and most of the school's sapphic population wants her for it BADLY. as for gender, i think a similar boat to adaine where femininity is tied up in a lot of bad experiences, but more nonchalant about it? should probably talk to someone about it but who caaaaaaaarrreeees. leans really hard into masculine woman bc i think she is a girl, and this is an expression of that which is entirely her own to feel and define.

and last but not least, riz: pretty well canon aro/ace and that genuinely means a lot to me. not to get personal. i think he's romance and sex repulsed, but interested in a qpr or some kind of lifelong companionship bc he gets lonely!! dude wants a friend for all of his many detective adventures. i think he's also a cisgender boy, but i would not shoot down readings otherwise.

and thats all!! if anyone does care, I'll probably elaborate on minuteae in the tags and if anyone really really wants, i can make a part two with other characters :D

#i looooveee headcanoning #i don't share many of mine anymore but i love to make arbitrary determinations about literally anything #i also see in my divine vision. an ayda/fig/kristen genrefuck polycule.#ayda is dating fig who is dating ayda and kristen who is dating fig and on/off tracker. but kristen and ayda are not dating. and tracker and #ayda are not dating. fig and kristen have something which is neither romantic nor platonic but nonetheless profound.#kristen and tracker cannot stay away from each other or together so they just take breaks when they need them and come back when they're #ready. this occurs over the course of many years post-aguefort btw.#nevermind this took over an hour to write im done elaborating #lol #figueroth faeth #gorgug thistlespring #adaine abernant #fabian seacaster #kristen applebees #riz gukgak #fantasy high #d20 #raspberry rambles

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trlblzd · 9 months ago

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found these again and laughed my ass off

#thinking is not in their job description!!!!!!#dan heng having a credit card is also the funniest thing ever to me idk why #never thought that dude would have something like that #my name is not rei btw i just like it sounds #out. / night time bliss.

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lemongogo · 5 months ago

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viktor prev 🤖

#i forgot 2 flip the canvas back but his mole is on the correct side i prommy .. first time ive ever kept it accurate lol #im chipping away at ths sooo slowly …#unimaginable number of drafts and im just opting 4 the most simplistic one instead #umm fav viktor moments . his im from the undercity remark & slapping jayces hand away. lets gooooooooo #or that scene of him mel and jayce at the table where hes fiddling w jinxs bomb i like tht whole exchange #when he transforms into the machine herald #when he transforms in2 the machine herald (2)#ans when he transforms into the machine herald😁 THE FACE SPLIT IS JUST SOOO FRWAKING COOL #wht else . guys can i be honest can i be brave and honest w u all. hated the sky plot . hated #the scene of him crying over her i was like scratching my neck n pulling at my collar like u guys seein this … 🧍#the story never developed sky enough to make her death impactful #she only exists in the context of viktor and how she can further his story or personify his emotions ykwim . boringg #i think the timeline is such a big issue 4 arcane writing in general bc #they try to pass off their quasifriendship as something genuine bc theyre partners or have known each other for years #supposedly but they dont show it let alone say it . like i cant tell u the amt of times i saw something after watching that was like #oh this timeskip was a year or seven years or idk and aside from the obvious timeskip we see w charas aging up in s1 #or the montage once cait takes power its just not . discussed . rmbr after the arcane anomaly ambessa was like theyve been missing for 6 #months or something and if you didnt hear that one throwaway comment u would just be like wht is going on #all that to say they want you to believe they have a strong foundation 2 make her death and later reunion meaningful but they dont give you #anything to actually Feel it #so . MY TWO CENTS !!!!!!!!!!!ok #sorry im blowing up the tags in ths random post that never asked for this 💔#lg doodles #arcane #viktor #well ok bc im going on and on i will say . i thought singed was pretty interesting in the show but never rly cared for him #until i played him in aram n im like oh so ths guy is awesome actually #HAHHAAH #dude and b4 they got rid of the hectech chests i pulled his arcane skin . bsooo much fun #i also played jinx for the first time and now i understand why ppl like her gameplay so much . soo smooth w it like she feels soo polished

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kori-senpai · 8 months ago

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New Leokumi content in the lords year of 2024?? It's more likely than you think! (x)

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spaciebabie · 1 year ago

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would smash leshy

#spacie spoinks #was only a matter of time not sorry #i thought leshy was a girl at first and b/c of that was very attractive 2 me #i found out leshy was a boy and was like ''aww :('' and the emotions fizzled out but now they're back again #leshy.....hmmm #i want 2 have a one night stand w/him and have it be the best night of my life. never 2 be replicated again.#we go our separate ways and never talk again #where was that one anon that was like: oh so you're favorite characters are yellow or green or something #leshyyyyy #i wanna squish him #i would do crazy things 2 leshy dude #man. why would bamsara do this 2 me #constant intriguing ship posting and now i wanna bang a leaf monster . okay.#so stupid #my life is already ruined w/springtrap I DONT NEED ANOTEHR GREEN MAN IN MY SKULL!!!!!!!!!#houuugh springtrap.....man....im thinking about him again...........#euaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahghgggg #fuuuuck man #two of them. in the microwave that is my mind #going round and round #they're both awful #anf very. sexy.#UGH!! WHATEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

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doverstar · 4 months ago

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every year around this time I rewatch Julie and the Phantoms, and every year I am reminded how much heart this little tween show about grief and hope has

#more thoughts in the tags #it is at times what the kids call 'cringe' - or it would be - if it wasn't so earnest #sometimes you don't need a perfect budget or 20-somethings pretending to be teenagers #or a large following or sequel appeal #sometimes you don't need big complicated anythings to make a story that ought to be told or a show that ought to be seen #sometimes you need to cast children as child characters #and come up with a theme that everyone can feel on some level [death] [hope] [love]#and choose loud colorful costumes and big cheesy music numbers and silly gags and over-the-top bully characters for the FUN of it #and pour every ounce of heart you've got into it and if netflix cancels it after one season? you gave that one season your all #jatp #there's a difference between big-budget stories written to profit from lust or shock or violence--#--and stories that are written for younger people and dealing with something people of all ages will eventually encounter #stories that are written about characters who lean on loved ones and focus on what they can do with what they've got #characters who are determined not to waste their lives or the gifts they've been given and instead to push on with excellence #specifically in order to benefit others #and what a bonus if the young lead actress is an incredibly-talented darling who is not sexualized by any part of the show in any way #what a bonus-bonus if the other protagonists are three good-looking dead dudes from the 90's (just because the writers COULD)#who are so openly affectionate and brotherly and huggable that you genuinely watch and think 'I hate that they died'. and you're SUPPOSED t #that it perfectly portrays what a real healthy best-friendship looks like - both for girls AND boys #that it perfectly portrays what TEENAGERS can be like #(not the high school. the high school is insane. it is cartoonish. I am 98% sure current high schools aren't blue and furry like that.)#and the main ship? luke and julie? that is seven-layer bean dip romance right there #like an onion. LAYERS to unpack #they did not have to make the ghost boy who seems most unbothered by death go back to his parents' home and weep #where he thought no one could see him. weep over lost time and past mistakes he can never take back. because he was loved #and loved unconditionally even if things were hard sometimes. kids need to see that in shows #they need to see that good parents are not perfect AND good parents love you. and that YOU are not always right #and that life is too short to let the sun go down on your freaking anger. open up your mouth and talk to the people you love and try.#the nuance of the bully character? that Carrie is a hard worker and talented JUST LIKE JULIE #and using it for ALL the wrong reasons in all the wrong ways

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deus-ex-mona · 5 months ago

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ok yk what. now that i’ve had some time to process nghy canon, considering the current pacing of gen retcon, i think their next step is as ✨clear as day✨

i really like seeing them happy together, but i truly do think that they should divorce and either live the rest of their lives as single besties; partners in hero/heroine-isms, but better off as just friends, or go their separate ways for a bit and get back together when they’re a little older and wiser, staying together for good this time around, as each other’s first and last boyfriend/girlfriend

#‘haven’t you had quite enough of pushing your divorce agendas??? like with lxl????’ no. never.#idk i think part of their charm was nagisa’s patience and genuine earnest love for hiyori #and hiyori’s determination to achieve her goals of becoming a true heroine in every sense of the word…#but the current pacing is kinda… um. i really love how nghy is now truly canon ofc. but… it feels too rushed?#like they’re just checking off a box on a ‘relationships to go’ checklist?#and nagisa’s sudden second confession? in a throwaway line? what was that all about man… when did that even happen? excuse?#i think it’d have been more meaningful if hiyori was the one to confess without any prompting (to lead to their relationship)…#and. uh. don’t take this the wrong way but… noontea seemed a little peer pressure-y to me.#it kinda felt like juri and chizu were pressuring hiyori into getting a bf… it’s been eating away at me ever since i tried to tl it. but.#…idk. point is. i think a relationship built on those foundations (peer pressure/fomo and a suddenly persistent guy(???)) is doomed to fail #and so i think nghy should divorce. maybe they’ll reconnect romantically in a few years #(fulfilling nagisa’s agreement to be hiyori’s ‘last bf’ as well as having been her ‘first bf’ during their first try at a relationship)#or they could just be besties till the end of time; having been each other’s hero and heroine once upon a time #ik hw doesn’t do breakups of their main couples (not since nakimushi kareshi eons ago i think…)#but i think they should give it another go for nghy. maybe it’d make their love story a little more compelling #and maybe we could all unite under the cheers of hoping that ng and hy get back together in the future as more mature adults…?#idk i just. think the ‘right person; wrong time’ trope could work for nghy #like how it went in sukiuso/heroika with nagisa’s failed confession #even then they were the right person for each other; it just wasn’t the right time for them to date (personal goals/long distance/etc)#so maybe. this time ‘round even though they’ve started dating circumstances could still pop up here and there and maybe…?#…but idk~~~~~~~~ maybe it’s just the 5am thoughts or something that’s finally putting my incoherent trains of thoughts into words…#point is!!!!!! the current pacing is awkward!!!!!!!!! nghy deserve better!!!!!!! and their love story needs to be treated with more care!!!!#idk are hw trying to speedrun nghy for h10w bc nghy’s. like. a mix of different features of their previous couples #which would make ‘em the perfect couple to bring h10w together(???) or something???#but idk. im still really really happy the nghy is canon but. there are some mixed feelings here and there too…#idk dudes this has gotten way too long for its own good so ig i’ll stop here…#live laugh love nghy canon but… i still think they should break up for *at least* a year or so to reasses their relationship #sorry nghy… it’s for your own good i swear… i truly want you to be happy together!!!! i really do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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fucknugg3t · 6 months ago

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hugs need to last longer wdym it’s over wdym the school has a rule against pda bro I love my friend I want to be held what

#Wdym I got nervous and pulled away the second i was felt comforted COMFORT WAS THE POINT OF THE HUG BRO what r u doing oh my god #FUCK those teachers btw girls can hug but the second boys do it it’s a problem and it’s Inappropriate ok dude #(This is a problem with the TEACHER not the girls at school)#Lesbians should be taken seriously AND also girls can hug as friends AND boys who r friends hugging shouldn’t be inappropriate #Boys wanting platonic type attention should be normalized and boys wanting romantic attention shouldn’t be gross or weak ALL OF THESE AT ON #I WANT TI BE HELD BY MY FRIENDS GODDAMNIT #dude he like was so fucking gentle and he’s so nice and he like made like that noise that’s somewhere between like a huff and laugh yk like #A fond little quiet laugh/ huff thing when I hugged him back and and I was just like ohhhh fuck dude you mean so much to me oh my god #Never thought having friends like this sweet would like ache in my chest #They’re all so fucking so everything so cool and sweet I’m going to miss them so much holy shit #And it felt like so warm #Yk when you pull away from a hug and you can still feel like the pressure of it on you after yeah that’s the shit #I need to write a song or poem about this or something Jesus

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atigrado · 9 months ago

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class of 09 the flipside

#i always thought the games were at their best while exploring the inner worlds and interpesonal relationships of girl #but ig sbn3 just likes writing women in pain i hate cis men so fucking much never trust a cis male writer #i got abt halfway through the gameplay when i realized i just wasnt having fun. ive rewatched the prev games about 4 times each.#also if u dislike the flipside bc 'they did jeffrey dirty' i think something. should happen to u #u experienced a woman centric narrative where most of the cast is girls with rich inner lives and ur fav is the adorkable misogynist #give me a fucking break some of you would rather die than think about women #and ig the writer is like that too #so maybe im the clown for class of 09 was a purposeful yet cheeky portrayal of living as a girl in the late 00s #😽#ngl i scrolled through a lil bit of the dudes twt b4 the flipside came out and i was like. oh this guy is a dumbass #so at least im vindicated in thinking that teehee

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ohitslen · 2 years ago

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Eh idk man just mulling over the thought that it’s super awesome to think of Vash as this little silly guy who is always so fucking pissed at Wolfwood ;or just people generally but I’m using Wolfwood for this one because it’s funny to me personally.

Wolfwood is the most vocal of the two in that regard, about being pissed off at Vash a lot of the time, nobody wonders about it. But think about this, one day Wolfwood says something or does something (not about killing) that Vash so heavily disagrees with and he looks so done.

Not done as in augh this conversation again, but pissed as in repressed anger, as in you should be thankful I don’t vouch for violence as my first option.

And it feels so oppressing, Wolfwood genuinely wonders if someone is out there wanting to kill them, but it’s just Vash doing a poor attempt of regulating his emotions while looking at WWs back with immense murderous intent

#he’s just like me fr I’m totally not projecting though #sometimes people disagree with me and I have to actively decide not to resort to some sort of violence. usually verbal.#i just straight up don’t talk to that person for a good GOOD while until I know I won’t explode in the next disagreement #and i just thought oh wow this dude totally seems like he would do this too. takes one to recognize another or something like that #but yeah Vash is filled with so much ancient anger I don’t think he reacts to stuff well #SPECIALLY with WW. since his whole point is being the one that challenges Vash’s beliefs the most and stands up against him #which is why they work out and are so fucking dysfunctional-ly functional. I hope I will never have what they do it’d be concerning <3 #anyways then I guess aLWNENW #trigun #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #vashwood #lenssi rambles #uuh no spoilers for the manga also pls if you’re so nice I’m still at it in case I somehow landed a hit with any of this

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rainbowsparklecur · 2 months ago

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they shjould invent an Eating Snack that successfully shuts down all ocd spirals immeidately

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icewindandboringhorror · 1 year ago

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