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Divorcing John Price | Reddit Replies
AITA Part 1
I read through some of the responses from my moment of weakness. I shouldn’t have posted to Reddit of all places but dammit I couldn’t talk to anyone about this. My therapist knew but watching her lock down her muscles all I could see was the ‘don’t react, don’t react, don’t react’ screaming through her mind as I dropped the news on her. Objective would be the only kind of conversation I got from her.
“Is there anything he can do or change that would make you want to stay?”
“Have you thought about couples therapy?”
“Let’s check in, is there any part of you that doesn’t want this?”
Telling any of my friends before I told John felt dishonest and shameful, apparently telling the entirety of AITA forum didn’t hit that same bell though. I don’t plan on replying to anyone, but answer them in my head anyway.
Reddit user/veto58468731247
Dude…are you okay?
Heh, I guess? Finding the choices I made at twenty don’t fit as well in my thirties.
Reddit user/ Vanta (say happy cake day)
Have you thought about talking to him? Maybe if you talk with him and let him know you can start a trail of actions and therapy to show you at least tried. IDK 🤷🏾♀️ I also think maybe he married you as a beard of you think he is too friendly with the guys he works with. Have you heard of a lavender marriage?
Well, damn. A lavender marriage wouldn’t be that bad. I would want my own money though, need it. I can’t keep up the tap dance of toeing the line between keeping him happy and making sure I can live and enjoy my life. It would have to be a friendship kind of relationship and not a marriage. A friendship means I can go ahead without having to check on things that truly don’t matter to me but will cause stress if mess with. That would be the only way that I could keep going like I have been. I never had a chance to be a dumb twenty-something; the idea of kissing a girl doesn’t light a spark but I want to try you know? Just to see.
Reddit user/ NotReallyDumb:
Poor guy. This is why men should be careful about who they get pregnant. His wife is complaining about being a fucking housewife.
The slow blink that I can’t stop reading this one pairs nicely with the block button. Making sweeping statements about a situation you only know the grievances about will never be helpful for anyone. Like why the fuck would the jerk type that out? ‘NotReallyDumb’ seems really dumb.
Reddit user/ DontDropTheSoap:
Is this who I think it is? Is John [redacted] who I think it is? 👀👀👀
This one got a reply. I shouldn’t have, but if any of his men were sleeping with him and smiling in your face? That roiled in my chest like a hurricane at sea.
I don’t know, Soap, [please read this with a popping of the p]. Why don’t you schedule lunch with the wife of who you think this is and we can compare notes.
I pop the p on Soap at least once every time I see him. Tiny bits bring me joy.
Reddit user/ therapyisforsuckersandassholes
Husband must not be a real man if he can’t do more than crash after coming home from work.
First off, asshole, my husband does crazy hard work and him collapsing into himself wouldn’t be a problem if he could pull himself out of the funk for anything except his men. If I was important to him, if the kids held a higher hold on his heart, he would at least try for us.
Mentally replying to this one caught me in the neck. Tears started without my permission. That was it. The big issue. John would always find the energy to save his men from anything, but couldn’t find the will to schedule a babysitter or take me on a date. He commanded men all day, a captain. But one annoyed sigh from his strong-willed wife and he crumbled. Fucker needed to step up or step out because I couldn’t hold this teeter-totter still much longer.
Reddit user/sharingcaringandassstuff
Do you have a job hun? It sounds like you’re gonna be needing one soon if not.
Not a full-time gig, no, but soon the kids will all be in school and I can swing getting job that pays more and has more h. I’ve been using John’s pay to clear the debt that hasn’t yet been wiped away. While you want the house I won’t fight him for it. I would happily find somewhere to sleep during the weeks he is home and with the kids. Honestly, keeping it for them would be the best option in my opinion.
Reddit user/8675309999971
Does your husband do anything?
Both too much and not enough. Therapist said he sounded avoidant and that if he can’t face the ninety seconds it would take for his brain to stop throwing panic why would I want to keep trying for this marriage? Can’t I step back and keep him as a co-parent instead of drowning under the weight of my own unmet needs?
Three days later a text from John’s sergeant, Soap, with an offer to go to grab lunch solidifies the fact I cannot stay as I am.
Drafting the options takes several days. There it sits in stark black and white, the end of what we were and the beginning of what we could be.
If he chooses divorce, I won’t ask for alimony. I will fight tooth and nail to be the primary custodian of our children though. Between his job and his long absences, any well-educated person could see that child support payments would be cheaper than a nanny.
However, if he chooses a lavender marriage I want him out of the main bedroom. I get two days free every month to do whatever the hell I want while he gets to be home with the kids. I will treat this legal agreement exactly like what it is. A legal agreement. The thing about contracts is they can be updated, adjusted, changed, if both parties agree.
John will balk, but the man had ten-plus years to buck up and try for something different. I’m not waiting on his inconsistent timing anymore.
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Shout out to @miss-vanta-likes-to-write and @skeletonsucker for helping me with the reddit replies 😘
#cod#fanfiction#cod x reader#john price x reader#price x reader#captain john price#john price#captian john price#captain john price x reader#Divorcing John Price
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Hii hiii!
I see you’re taking requests!!
Can I please request something with the Hanks from date everything? They’re one of my favorites and sadly there’s not really much to read yet 💔
fem or Gn reader please (whichever you want to write)
Maybe they get hurt while doing some tricks with the Hanks? nothing major maybe at worst a broken ankle or something? (Specifics don’t matter to me)
And the hanks kinda freak out about it? And reader is like ‘guys chill it’s fine’
Romantic please 🙏 these guys are soo cute!!
I usually don’t request stuff so lmk if I worded anything wrong!! Thank you!!
꧁ ༺ ── ˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ ── ༻ ꧂
Hank(s) x Injuried Reader
☆ You get injuried and your himbo boyfriends wanna take care of you!
☆Warning(s) Blood and injury.
☆Author Note(s) Horribly short, but this was interesting to write. I've never done so many people in one fic before.
꧁ ༺ ── ˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ ── ༻ ꧂
All you want to do is hang with your favorite himbos and have a good time. Maybe chase this ‘gnarly’ feeling that the Hanks speaks so highly on. Unfortunately, you're clumsy, and not all that athletic, (which reminded you of the abandoned work out room just up stairs.)
Though, you suppose you can’t all blame it on yourself, it was your first time ‘Hank Gliding’, you just didn’t think it would with you smashing into a wall.
You groan as you sit up, reaching a hand up to your forehead, feeling a massive headache coming on. A few milliseconds later, you feel a drip of something run down your lips and then your chin. It turns out, your nose was bleeding profusely. You wonder if you had broke it, then you wonder how much a hospital trip would be, that alone makes you groan.
Suddenly, you hear a group of foot steps running towards you, pulling you out of your medical bill thoughts. Before you know it, the Hanks were surrounding your hurt form.
“I highkey thought you were gonna go through the wall dude!”
“I told you this was dangerous…”
“Should’ve crashed into me babe!”
“Woah broski! That was a gnarly crash you took!”
“Hold up! I gotcha!”
You feel one of the boys pick you up in his arms, which immediately makes you tense up a bit. You can’t say you're exactly used to being carried around. You look up to see that it was Hank no.5 holding you right now.
The others seemed to circle you. They had worried looks on their faces, and their voices seemed to overlap as they spoke their concerns about the blood running down your chin.
Hank no.2 gently grabs your face, avoiding the blood, of course, and tilts it side to side. “You totally broke your nose man! Yikes…” he exclaimed with a grimace.
You softly swat his hand away, “Guys I’m fine. It’s just a little blood, and I feel like it would hurt more if I broke it.” You move your sleeved arm to try and stop the blood, but unfortunately, making it smear more.
“That's the adrenaline rush talking, babe! C’mon let’s get you patched up.” Hank no.1 announces, signaling the others to go get some supplies.
The next few hours are spent cleaning you up, deciding if you really had to go to the hospital, and getting coddled by the Hanks. No matter how many times you told them that you're okay and they “don't have to worry so much.” they seemed to only worry more.
One or more of the boys were next to you at all times. Either holding your hand or embracing you completely. At some point, you start to feel guilty that your taking up all of their trick time.
“Things like this happen all the time! It’s what we got our sponsor for hun!” Hank no.1 persists.
“Yea, we lowkey don’t mind helping you at all homie, it’s what we’re here for.” Hank no.4 agrees.
“We enjoy loving on you after all.” Hank no. 3 winks, a blush forming on his cheeks.
Guess if you can’t escape it, you might as well let it happen. You have a feeling that the Hanks are gonna have an eye on you for the rest of the day anyway. You suppose you don't mind as long it’s with them.
#Date everything#date everything one shot#the hanks#fanfiction#Date Everything x reader#the hanks x reader
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Beyond Cloudfall Should Be a Standard Myth and Here's Why (AKA how I got Sylus-pilled)

Okay, this started as a completely unhinged rant by a non-Sylus main after watching Cloudfall, but I tried to tighten it up a bit because I really do think that this myth is essential viewing for a fair interpretation of Sylus's character. Every time I have read about someone changing their mind about Sylus, this myth comes up, and rightly so. I was sobbing by the end of it and everything about Sylus, even the stuff that annoyed the crap out of me (ESPECIALLY THAT STUFF) suddenly made perfect sense. But because he has less main story time than the OG 3 and because his backstory isn't as straightforward as Caleb's, it might be harder for some players to warm to him unless you're already attracted the kind of vibe he brings.
You can look this myth up on YouTube, but I think most people would only do that after deciding to main him, in which case they probably don't need the myth to be convinced. Some people are into Sylus right away and understand where he's coming from, but I think there are people like me who would main or second him if they understood him better but we weren't given the opportunity. When I started the game, all signs pointed to me liking Sylus, but I just didn't and couldn't figure out why until I watched Beyond Cloudfall. Not read about it. WATCHED it.
If you're someone who also feels like they should like Sylus, but he just kind of turns you off for some reason, go watch this myth and then report back and tell me if I'm insane (more so than I already am) for thinking myths like this should be in the permanent wish pool.
(Also, I know that this myth will never become standard because it's awesome and they'll get more money from it being limited. I just have too many feelings I need to express and I have chosen to spare my loved ones from hearing me gush about this game nonstop. Also, usual disclaimer that this is JUST MY OPINION. Other interpretations of Sylus are equally valid, but this is the internet and I get to yell things just like everyone else. Spoilers for Beyond Cloudfall obviously.)
1) For people who are turned off by Sylus's attitude, Cloudfall clarifies and humanizes his behavior and makes his actions less confusing.
When he first showed up, I thought Sylus would be totally dominating and aloof and other typical enemies-to-lovers trope stuff, but then he goes so overboard trying to get MC to resonate with him, putting on a performance for her with the big chair and so on, that I didn't buy it. I thought "oh, this dude is a teddy bear and he's just throwing a tantrum about something," but he then kept acting that way. Even when he stopped forcing himself on MC, he still acted like a complete prat on a regular basis and I couldn't understand it. (Like in No Defence Zone. MC WON THAT HORSE FAIR AND SQUARE, YOU CHEATING MOTHERF-)
Why was he like that and why would he expect her to like him while he's like that? (Besides the fact that he's unreasonably and devastatingly handsome and rich.) And then I watched Cloudfall. I learned that Sylus spent so long being who he had to be to survive, being what other people thought he was because if they were going to hate him either way, why bother trying. He had to become cruel and controlling and cold to live and get to where he was/is. But he doesn't necessarily want to be like that, or at least not ONLY like that. As a child, he even cut off his horns to try to avoid that fate for himself, to avoid being rejected and seen as a monster. Yes, Sylus is still imperious, selfish, an adrenaline junkie, and a bit of a brat, but the version of MC in Cloudfall allowed him to be his WHOLE self, including the parts of himself that wanted love and connection and tenderness from the very beginning. Without watching Cloudfall, that aspect of him was invisible to me. I could sense it was there, but it was never truly clarified in any of the cards I got, so I didn't trust it and that made it harder to get invested in him.
2) For people who are turned off by Sylus's initial, uh, forcefulness with MC, Cloudfall softens the blow.
Even seeing the myth explained in other posts, I didn't fully get why people were so insistent that Sylus's initial behavior in the main story was valid. My reaction to their reasons was: "so they had a soulbond, but she forgot? That's pretty sad, but not ASSAULT someone sad. He actually hurts her, she says it hurts, how is that okay??"
What was missing was the context of their previous time together. There's an inherent physicality in their first relationship that explains (BUT DOES NOT EXCUSE) Sylus manhandling MC, even hurting her, and then trying to justify his treatment of her by telling her "she could handle it." Because to be fair, she used to handle it just fine. They tried to kill each other when they first met, of course a wrist grab isn't a big deal to him. They were always very physical with each other, first violently and then lovingly. MC fell in love with him, showed him that affection physically and let her guard down around him when every other human he'd ever known had called him a monster and vilified him. And even when MC feared him, she never hated him. So now that moment in the main story when the workshop guy says "she's disgusted by you" hits so much harder. When I think about how Sylus must have felt hearing that, how he immediately stops pressuring her when he realizes how it's made her see him, IT BREAKS MY WHOLE HEART.
3) Cloudfall reveals how Sylus's love for MC works because we get to see the version of MC he first fell in love with.
And another thing the myth does is explain how and why Sylus loves MC, which doesn't really come through in the main story and standard memories like it does with some of the other LIs. MC and Caleb's relationship is beautifully encapsulated Rain's Embrace, how long they've been together and how Caleb is so obsessed with protecting her that he sometimes ends up hurting her. Rafayel also tells his story in an affinity-based Memoria so we understand his bond with MC too. With Sylus, it was unclear to me at first whether or not he even liked MC. Midnight Stealth doesn't tell us anything about what he wants with her. He treats her like a plaything, but then lets her have exactly what she wants? He seemingly talks down to her, but then always wants to include her in everything?? It bothered me because he came so hard out the gate being harsh and so the teasing felt like taunting to me and the hot/cold vibes made me anxious.
But seeing how MC acts in Cloudfall explains all of that. She's wilder, greedier, and more playful in that dangerous way like Sylus is. Sylus knows those parts of her so intimately that he's comfortable with that dynamic, and MC probably is too, deep down, or at least it doesn't take her long to acclimate. However, to me, that cat/mouse (or actually cat/smaller cat) exchanges just felt off-putting and unearned. If it were someone treating ME like that at the beginning of a relationship? No sir, I don't care how hot you are, you don't get to hurt my feelings and CHEAT ME OUT OF MY HORSE, YOU MOTHERF-
It wasn't enough for people to say that they they had a soul bond in their past lives. I had to really FEEL IT. And it was by watching the myth that I realized that Sylus loves MC by treasuring her. Not in a possessive or overprotective way like Caleb. Instead he admires her and holds her dear to his heart. He treasures her like one treasures a memory: precious, irreplaceable, part of you forever. (Also, dragon? Treasure? DO U GET IT??) He is who he is because of her and he knows that and is grateful for it, even though he would never say it that way. And when I think about how that kind of love is reflected in everything he does with her, how he teases her because he actually trusts her and adores her and believes in her? I. CAN'T. HANDLE IT. *CRIES IN INSECURE ATTACHMENT*
3.5) ALSO if Cloudfall were standard, we could see that THE PART WHERE SYLUS FORCES MC TO SHOOT HIM IN THE MAIN STORY HAS A PAYOFF. In the past, she cursed him to only die if she willed it and did it herself, so he could never do what he did last time, when he used his hands to MAKE her kill him. And in the present he repeats that moment probably because he wants her to remember! OH GOD MY HEART.
In conclusion, TL;DR, Beyond Cloudfall should be viewed by everyone because the main story and cards don't give everyone a real chance to understand who Sylus is. Cloudfall explains things about him that get explained about other LIs in their permanent content but aren't really explained in his. He still isn't my main, but he will forever have a special place in my heart now and it's solely because of this myth and I firmly believe it should be standard so that anyone who thinks they don't like Sylus can watch it before they decide and then hopefully they will see why he's amazing and why he needs all the love in the world. If you already love him, good. If you don't, go watch Beyond Cloudfall and LOVE HIM DAMMIT, LOVE HIM RIGHT NOW.
Question: are there any STANDARD Sylus cards that explain him as well as Beyond Cloudfall?
#sylus#lads sylus#love and deepspace sylus#lnds sylus#dragon sylus#sylus x mc#beyond cloudfall#sylus myth#unhinged ranting#sylus love and deepspace
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speaking of getting overshadowed by a rizzless redhead, could we get some ryis hcs?? he needs more lovin!!
the continued March shade XD XD XD
but yeah, two asks for Ryis so I guess it's time for forest lad headcanons!
I've stated this before but like-- Celine is Cottage Core, but Ryis is Cabin Core
can name all the birds that show up in the woods by their song
tries REALLY REALLY REALLY hard to not have a favorite bird
BUT HE DOES HAVE A LEAST FAVORITE BIRD AND IT'S STARLINGS (little jerks)
loves his wood working time by himself cause it really zens him out and he gets to let his mind wander in the background
usually wanders to you
he doesn't get flustered too easily, but he does get charmed
there's a lot of times he's just sitting there, working away, and he just thinks of you and smiles
his flirting is subtle and light handed, but it is there
he's not flirting the whole convo, but right at the end he says something to make you blush or smile and he decides to leave on that
DREAMS to one day have a bird eat out of his hand
has come VERY CLOSE
honestly back to the flirting thing, he's probably one of the more smooth charmers in the game
he learned a lot on how to be a sweet little gentleman from his sisters
most of his sisters are older than him
he loves them A LOT but he's not too too protective of them cause he's aware they can very much take care of themselves
still would throw a punch for them though, don't get it twisted
okay, well, maybe not a punch, he's kinda too chill for that
the majority of his gifts are hand made
has taken up oil painting on wood blocks/panels
wants to dive into it more, but really doesn't think he has the work space
mostly paints birds and trees and nature
(and occasionally you)
carves little birds out of spare blocks of wood
GREAT with kids, though he does find them pretty draining after a while
very slow burn when it comes to romancing you
like, he doesn't come on too strong, but he does make his interest known
a few steps forward, and then he wants for you to respond
has def never thought of your future life together and living happily in a cabin or anything
that'd be crazy haha
he's not opposed to casual dating, but he'd much prefer something deeper
he loves to have real connections with people
tends to not take things too hard or personally (look at March)
is honestly just kind of a sweet chill dude trying to figure himself out and find his way in the world
and along the way, he met this cute farmer and kinda fell pretty hard
he's not gonna make it their problem, but he'd honestly love to have someone to share his life with, and would love it even more if it were them
NS/FW (something something wood joke)
SO SO SOOOOO ATTENTIVE
like honestly one of the better lovers in Mistria
he's not too kinky or anything, he's just really mindful of pleasing his partner
very susceptible to melting when lavished with affection
gives lots of praise
would DEF not say no to some himself
is one of those dudes who reacts with excitement every time he sees you naked
like he's not all over you or anything but he's definitely looking and DEFINITELY smiling while doing so
b-b-b-body worship!!!
likes to see you flustered
big on affection before, during and after
wants to lay there with you when all is said and done
LOVES pillow talk if you're up for it
honestly one of his favorite things, just basking in each others warmth, lying in each others arms, having the deepest conversations about nothing in particular
kinda wants to have sex in the woods at night under a sky of stars but is also a little afraid of getting caught OOPS
def watched you sleep before
gives you kisses on your forehead and let's you sleep in
CAN be rough if requested, and doesn't dislike being more intense
but does prefer it slow and chill and loving
def with attack with tickles
really wants to have a marathon to see how many times in a single evening the two of you can make it happen
might save that for after your married though (privacy is important with that sort of thing)
actually once you two are more used to each others bodies/have done it a few times, he will start to get more adventurous
he doesn't have anything in specific he wants to try, but he figured if there's all this love and trust between you two, then why not try and few things out and see what happens
not gonna be a perv about it, but he's an ass man
I said he doesn't have any play in mind, but honestly
he really wants to try an aphrodisiac together
maybe with some blind folds and sensual play
something slow and building that you two can explore together
but honestly that's just a heightened version of what you do already do low key
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Wisdom teeth removed. In hella pain. Time for more deltarune posting
So the prophecy right? At first it was kind of incidental but then it became crazy important in chapter 4, and I wanna talk about my main theory about it. But first some context!!!
So we know how the prophecy as presented in chapter 4 goes, relatively speaking. But the most interesting part of the prophecy is everything else around it, so that's mainly what I'm gonna talk about.
So. In Deltarune, the main religon practiced in home town is about. Well. The Deltarune. And in fact, the original prophecy is seen as some sort or religous text. It's read aloud akin to how the bible would be in church, and they write hymns about it and shit. It is also stated that a lot of the prophecy has been lost to time, which is very important so remember that. Now, if you've been following deltarune for a while now, the focus on religon might seem kind of weird, given that it has been largely about escapism through media and games and television, but that's where Lord Of The Hammer comes in.
Lord of The Hammer is confirmed by Gerson to be based on the prophecy, with a lot of creative liberties taken. Gerson is all about writing your own stories, your own endings, and is overall a pretty chill dude. Despite deviation being looked down upon in real life religon, most people seem to think Lord of The Hammer was badass, and they even keep copies of it in the church. Lord of the Hammer was apperently so baller that they MADE A VIDEO GAME BASED ON IT.
Dragon Blazers drives me nuts. It is referred to heavily in chapter 2 and the sweepstakes, and might be the NES game we play in chapter 3, given that it features the Ice Palace. It has been generally accepted that Dragon Blazers was used by Deltarune to sort of refer to itself, but since it was loosely based on the Prophecy, it makes perfect IN UNIVERSE sense for there to be parallels.
So. Back to the whole "most of the prophecy is lost" bit. Because it really seems like it ISN'T, given that a lot of Darkners got that shit memorized. So it mostly seems like the light world is clueless about it, right? Well, here's where I get into conspiracy theory territory.
Ralsei's explanation of Dark Worlds is largely what most people expected, with darkners being real world items turned into full fledged people with thoughts and feelings. But the way he describes how this happens is the important part. He says that, when it gets dark, objects can appear as something else, such as a chair looking like a monster, or a poster looking like its moving. Dark worlds are what happens when you get "Darker than dark." Other than being a sickass gaster reference, this reveals something important about Darkners. That they're interpretation of their given object made manifest.
So the prophecy. What does this have to do with the prophecy. Well, again, Lord of the Hammer is a loose adaptation of the prophecy. A what if scenario based on Gerson's creativity, world view, and vision. It's his interpretation. Like wise, Dragon Blazers is it's own interpretation of HIS work, based of the dev's own worldview.
Dragon Blazers is a game that seems pretty important to Susie and ESPECIALLY Noelle. Even if Susie has never heard of the prophecy, she has learned it via Dragon Blazers. Kris and Noelle have also been to church, and the Knight, (presumably Dess) has a connection with Gerson, author of Lord Of The Hammer, given that he manifests as mostly the same when he was alive. Basically everybody important to the Prophecy has heard about that shit before through various mediums.
I think its notable that Lord of The Hammer is unfinished. Gerson died before he could complete it. We don't know if Dragon Blazers ended, but given it was based on Lord of The Hammer, its doubtful. And, of course, most of the prophecy is lost to time.
It really makes you wonder. What if Gerson finished Lord of The Hammer? What if Dragon Blazers had an ending? What if we found the missing parts of the prophecy?
In darkness, our minds fill in the blanks. The silhouette of a chair can be seen as a monster, and the poster can seem like its moving. In complete darkness, you can't see anything. You can't know anything. You can't know the ending.
But what if it was darker than dark?
What if you're brain sees patterns between what you do know. What if the cool new girl at school reminds you of the dragon from dragon blazers? What if your stoic friend's demeanor reminds you of the stoic Knight? What if you could meet your cool older brother when he was your age? What if you think Jockington would look badass with a beard.
Basically, what I'm saying is that, rather than being the actual prophecy, it's simply another interpretation? Another interpretation of a story told over and over and over again. Each time a little different? A story built on greif, lonliness, and curiosity? A story about you and your loved ones overcoming hardships, making new friends, and having adventures.
But this adventure has gotten too real. Somebody might get hurt, you start to worry about how it all ends, somebody you think knows everything is burdened with that knowledge. The cool badass new girl wants to be kind, to be a hero. It's what happens when your world view becomes real.
Anyways I call it Interpretation Theory and its my weird pretentious son. My face hurts like fucking crazy but hey deltarune is pretty cool. Anyways
#deltarune#deltarune chapters 3 and 4#deltarune chapter 3 spoilers#deltarune chapter 4 spoilers#deltarune chapter 3#deltarune chapter 4#kris dreemurr#kris deltarune#susie deltarune#ralsei deltarune#noelle holiday#noelle deltarune#tag spam GOO!#I wanna hear ppl's thoughts on this because it has not been able to leave my brain#hope this wasnt too long or hard to read
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LIVEREAD: WAKFU, THE GREAT WAVE [TOME 2, Chapter 8 part 1]
Wow no way i didnt know that. Nice anime eyes btw ghsjdhgdf.
He's so smug it makes me crazy. Genuinely, it makes me insane. God. "Kerub and I"... they make me sick. He's so proud of living with his dadsonthing for 600 years.
Heartbreaking: kerubim infected him with being a hoarder.
What the HELL are these flying books bro.
WHAT.
IS THIS THE ORIGINAL BOOKWALKER
So smug... dude.
This manga confirms joris as the twelvian equivalent of A. lost media wiki; B. the fuckers that hoard lost media and never release it (choose the one that you think applies)
What's next? Wikipedia editor Joris?
God fucking dammit. Btw I swear I didn't write the wikipedia remark on purpose. I hadn't reread this manga in months.
A likely thing for a guy who based his entire identity around living with two demigods to say.
TAP TAP :)
WHY DO YOU HAVE THIS TO BEGIN WITH!!!!!
Joris likes cartography truthers stay winning.
AGAIN WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE THIS. DONT GIVE US THIS CHILL EXPRESSION.
Of course they'd have secret passages... inside the secret library inside the secret portal. And of course this thing is only fit for Kerubim and Joris. Atcham please crash out.
BJSDHFKBJHDKFJHDLFLBJKLDSJKLDGDFMT
This really puts into perspective just how tiny he is... Trying to draw canon typical Joris is enough torture that I gave up ages ago.
He's able to cast fire! Once again, insane shit I added to my fics turns out not to be out of the realm of possibility. Thank god.
HE LITERALLY HAS NO CLOSE FRIENDS EXCEPT KERUBIM AND ATCHAM. FUCKING RIP BOZO.
Statuette of khan! Self explanatory why he'd have this.
A painting of Asalar. Maybe to keep record of how his enemy looks like?
Down from it, we see baby Joris's drawing of what he thought his parents might look like... Not a painting of Jahash or Julith, just his own ocs. I think it's cute that this place, that seems to be pretty important to him, doesn't have his actual parents. It's not like he knew them well. Idk, it's a neat detail that says something about Joris's feelings on them in a subtle way.
Saving the best and juiciest for last, we have Zabelle. When this comic first came out, multiple crepinjurgenites had mini-freakouts that Tot might have gone actually off the rails insane and might be giving Joris a love interest. Which would be bad given Tot's trackrecord with romance writing. And also Joris's whole shtick.


However, I am very happy to announce they... REMOVED A (likely) IOP (Zabel) and made him into a sexy dragon lady queen. No fucking way. If they also don't give her an ex-husband/a dead husband/a far away husband/a son/a boyfriend... I don't know what would happen to the world, if that were to happen.

I approve of this. I don't know what to think about the anime style (might be fun! might be bad! can't be worse than bestiale!) but it does have actually nice looking female characters. which is already a glow up from bestiale and s4.
I'm expecting fanart of Bechamel the Catgirl and Zabelle making out at my desk by midday, mister! Not because this is in-character or makes any sense. I just like to sexualize and objectify women.
Joris being a newborn when this happened explains a lot about the timeline of events.
[nodding sagely] the fucking yass twins.
This too, I foresaw. Joris has similar opinions but understands the shitfucked reality of Yugo's life.
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whatever you say cute.
I choose not to comment on the lore retcon nightmares going on here because I dont car anymore.
oh my god his grabbablle waist
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Sometimes I wonder why I'm still obsessed with AC. Like, why can't I just let it go? The characters I care don't show up in the newer games anymore. So, why does it still live RENT FREE in my brain—and then I remember it's because of Desmond fucking Miles. I'm holding vigil for a dead man that Ubisoft didn't mourn properly and I am forever furious. Forever hurting about it because behold my rant:
There were very few people who REALLY cared about Desmond. Like, Desmond was on the run for nearly a decade. His longest stint was at the Bad Weather under one solid fake name. That identity was the closest he got to stability but even then, he couldn't afford to let people in too deep. He had to stay off the radar. Stay safe. Stay HIDDEN. That kind of life doesn't allow for closeness. Not just with others, but with HIMSELF. Like, he couldn't risk getting attached or even afford to let himself love anyone.
Like, Desmond didn't have long term partners—just flings. No real connections. Just temporary ones and even those probably came with an exit plan. He probably loved everyone he got somewhat close to, but only in that distant way someone starved for a real connection could allow themselves to. The only people who ever got close to Desmond were Lucy, Rebecca, and Shaun, but even then, most of his time was spent in the Animus.
And dude c'mon, THAT'S where ANY real connection even happened because the Animus didn't let Desmond keep his distance. With Altair, Ezio, and then Connor, he was forced into the deepest intimacy possible. The Animus stripped any and all walls. Desmond lived their lives. He felt what they felt. He thought their thoughts. He essentially lived their lives. Intimately. Repeatedly.
No one can fucking tell me he didn't love them.
You cannot live inside someone's soul like that and come out untouched. He bled with them, loved with them, felt their joys, bore their regrets. How do you go through something like that and NOT love?
I am forever 100% convinced that Desmond loved them. DEEPLY. IRREVOCABLY. Altair, Ezio, Connor—they were HIS. He carried them. He knew them more than anyone else ever could or would. He knew them in ways no one knew him. And god, what kills me is that none of them ever got to know him back.
Like, Ezio got close. Heard Desmond's name. Saw a glimpse of him, but that was it. They never knew how fiercely they were loved. How Desmond defended them, cherished them, clung to them.
Talk shit about any of them? Desmond would throw hands and SPIT ON YOU because they were more than memory and probably more than anything he ever knew.
And Ubisoft—fuck you for not doing anything with that.
You had it right there. The emotional core. That psychological goldmine of what it meant to bleed into someone else. The trauma. The love. Wasn't Desmond supposed to be the ultimate Assassin? That he could've canonically TRAVELED THROUGH TIME. THAT WAS THE ORIGINAL PLAN. YOU SAID IT WAS. You had it all set up and you dropped the fucking ball. You WASTED IT.
Fuck you Ubisoft I hate what you've become.
In canon, who loved Desmond? Really? Shaun and Rebecca. Probably Lucy. That's it. Three people and they knew him for less than a year. And Desmond? Desmond loved ghosts. He loved people long dead, who would never look him in the eye and SEE HIM.
I think that's why I'm still here. Still writing and not letting it go. Desmond fucking deserved to be loved back and if canon won't give it to him, then goddamn it I will.
Thank you for taking the time to read my rant while I scream into the fucking ether.
#I guess it means I write out of spite lmao#desmond deserved better and I will die on this hill#i woke up angry today and choose violence#desmond miles#im sorry im just really emotional rn
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3.253 Beg your pardon


With Desi off to camp and food in Sophia's stomach, we headed to the hospital. Luckily for us, the doctor's morning was open, so we didn't wait long after I checked in. Walking down that long hallway felt like a funeral march. I didn't think I was going to die, but I had no idea what would meet me in that room. The doctor awaited us and invited me to change into a gown and sit on the bed. So far, so good. I'd done that before the last time I was here. Just like last time, the doctor asked what brought me in, and I told him everything, beginning with the vacation and cleaning up the beach to the abduction and stomach pain. His pen scratched across his notebook so fast I thought I should slow down, but he needed all the facts to make an informed decision. I left nothing out. After my brain dump, he drew blood to run tests and told me to sit tight.

He left us alone for several minutes with nothing but the annoying ticking clock to keep us company. Sophia hopped up on the bed with me and rested her hand on my knee. We hadn't said much to each other since he left with my blood. We just sat there, worried, waiting for the results. I tried to think of other reasons for my predicament, as if one scenario were better than the other. If the abduction was not a coincidence, maybe they implanted a device in me some kind of way. A tracker? But how?? I had no scars. After what felt like an eternity, the doctor barged in. He stopped in front of me, reading papers from his clipboard. When he was done, he nodded, as if to confirm to the papers he read and understood the information. Sophia squeezed my shoulder and whispered into my ear, "Whatever this is, we'll handle it together."
The doctor stowed the results and got back to business.
"Okay, folks, the good news is you're not poisoned or dying. You're pregnant! The bad news is obstetrics is not my area, so I'll have to refer you to someone else. Congrats, though."

I blinked.
Pregnant?
I blinked again.
Pregnant?!

"I'm sorry—what?" Sophia asked.
I appreciated the calmness in her voice, but she was just as confused as I was. That blasted clock ticked louder than any sound I'd ever heard. I stared at his lips, waiting—begging—for him to say, "Happy Prank Day!" But he just stood there, waiting for me to say something, but I couldn't speak. I honestly would have preferred some rare disease or something. At least then, if I lost a bunch of weight or hair, I could explain it and everyone would understand. But being pregnant?? Who's gonna understand that?! No one knew anyone abducted by aliens, let alone impregnated by them!
"Let's get you over to obstetrics," the doctor said. "They'll be able to give you more information than I can."
Sophia looked at me, stunned, then back at the doctor.
"Is this a joke?"
He parted his lips as if to tread lightly, like he didn't anticipate our reaction or something.
"I understand how shocking this is. I assure you, this is not a joke. If it's any consolation, these things happen way more than you think."
Sophia went pale, but her hand never left me.
"No," I said when I finally found my voice. "No, that's not right. It's impossible! I'm a dude, doc! I don't even have the...the parts for that! Run more tests. It can't be that!"
I wanted to cry, throw up, and punch something all at the same time. A baby? In my belly?? I didn't believe it and looked down to check it out for myself. Sure enough, I had put on a few pounds in the middle. I'd been so concerned about the pain and hiding my experience from Sophia, I never even noticed. But I was still stuck on how the baby got there in the first place.
"But ... There's no scars! They didn't cut me!"

"Alien tech is Lightyears ahead of ours," doc said. "They probably used some really advanced nanotech small enough to insert through one of your pores."
"But, I—I thought I was just getting old or something!"
The hitch in my voice threatened to crumble my entire system. Sophia squeezed me even tighter.
"It's not your fault, babe," she said with glassy eyes.
The doctor cleared his throat.
"I know this is a lot to process, so I'm gonna go update your chart. When you're ready, head down to room 3. Dr. McKnight will be able to answer all of your questions."
He nodded politely and exited as quickly as he came.
I couldn't let go of my belly.
"There's something alive in there??"

I looked over at Sophia, who was trying to hide tears, and temporarily set aside my problems.
"Sophia, are you-"
She waved me away.
"Don't. I'm here for you right now," she said, sniffing and wiping tears. "We can talk about me later."
I shook my head in amazement.
"How do you do that?"
She put her hand on the small of my back, signaling it was time to leave.
"It's part of the job. Are you ready to go?"
"I don't think I have a choice."

#ISBI challenge#sims 4 story#sims 4 gameplay#adolting#adolting gen 3#luca winston murillo#sophia aguilar
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found these again and laughed my ass off
#thinking is not in their job description!!!!!!#dan heng having a credit card is also the funniest thing ever to me idk why#never thought that dude would have something like that#my name is not rei btw i just like it sounds#out. / night time bliss.
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viktor prev 🤖
#i forgot 2 flip the canvas back but his mole is on the correct side i prommy .. first time ive ever kept it accurate lol#im chipping away at ths sooo slowly …#unimaginable number of drafts and im just opting 4 the most simplistic one instead#umm fav viktor moments . his im from the undercity remark & slapping jayces hand away. lets gooooooooo#or that scene of him mel and jayce at the table where hes fiddling w jinxs bomb i like tht whole exchange#when he transforms into the machine herald#when he transforms in2 the machine herald (2)#ans when he transforms into the machine herald😁 THE FACE SPLIT IS JUST SOOO FRWAKING COOL#wht else . guys can i be honest can i be brave and honest w u all. hated the sky plot . hated#the scene of him crying over her i was like scratching my neck n pulling at my collar like u guys seein this … 🧍#the story never developed sky enough to make her death impactful#she only exists in the context of viktor and how she can further his story or personify his emotions ykwim . boringg#i think the timeline is such a big issue 4 arcane writing in general bc#they try to pass off their quasifriendship as something genuine bc theyre partners or have known each other for years#supposedly but they dont show it let alone say it . like i cant tell u the amt of times i saw something after watching that was like#oh this timeskip was a year or seven years or idk and aside from the obvious timeskip we see w charas aging up in s1#or the montage once cait takes power its just not . discussed . rmbr after the arcane anomaly ambessa was like theyve been missing for 6#months or something and if you didnt hear that one throwaway comment u would just be like wht is going on#all that to say they want you to believe they have a strong foundation 2 make her death and later reunion meaningful but they dont give you#anything to actually Feel it#so . MY TWO CENTS !!!!!!!!!!!ok#sorry im blowing up the tags in ths random post that never asked for this 💔#lg doodles#arcane#viktor#well ok bc im going on and on i will say . i thought singed was pretty interesting in the show but never rly cared for him#until i played him in aram n im like oh so ths guy is awesome actually#HAHHAAH#dude and b4 they got rid of the hectech chests i pulled his arcane skin . bsooo much fun#i also played jinx for the first time and now i understand why ppl like her gameplay so much . soo smooth w it like she feels soo polished
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New Leokumi content in the lords year of 2024?? It's more likely than you think! (x)
#I gotta say its been so so nice to go back to something I was passionate about as a teen#its hard to describe#a sense of coming home almost#'Hey I know you and hey I can see my younger self in the way I react to this and that'#fates? People would stone you if you said you liked that thing ten years back#now im an adult and I write 160k words about leokumi#idk dude#being an adult is difficult but being unapologetic and knowing you have every right to do so is just so cathartic#Hah never thought id go back to fates one day and be nostalgic would you look at that#im glad im alive actually#leokumi#fire emblem#fe#fire emblem takumi#fire emblem leo#fire emblem fates#fire emblem if#fire emblem fanfiction#fire emblem camilla#look she deserves the tag FEH loves her for her#Personality#my art
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would smash leshy
#spacie spoinks#was only a matter of time not sorry#i thought leshy was a girl at first and b/c of that was very attractive 2 me#i found out leshy was a boy and was like ''aww :('' and the emotions fizzled out but now they're back again#leshy.....hmmm#i want 2 have a one night stand w/him and have it be the best night of my life. never 2 be replicated again.#we go our separate ways and never talk again#where was that one anon that was like: oh so you're favorite characters are yellow or green or something#leshyyyyy#i wanna squish him#i would do crazy things 2 leshy dude#man. why would bamsara do this 2 me#constant intriguing ship posting and now i wanna bang a leaf monster . okay.#so stupid#my life is already ruined w/springtrap I DONT NEED ANOTEHR GREEN MAN IN MY SKULL!!!!!!!!!#houuugh springtrap.....man....im thinking about him again...........#euaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahghgggg#fuuuuck man#two of them. in the microwave that is my mind#going round and round#they're both awful#anf very. sexy.#UGH!! WHATEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
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every year around this time I rewatch Julie and the Phantoms, and every year I am reminded how much heart this little tween show about grief and hope has
#more thoughts in the tags#it is at times what the kids call 'cringe' - or it would be - if it wasn't so earnest#sometimes you don't need a perfect budget or 20-somethings pretending to be teenagers#or a large following or sequel appeal#sometimes you don't need big complicated anythings to make a story that ought to be told or a show that ought to be seen#sometimes you need to cast children as child characters#and come up with a theme that everyone can feel on some level [death] [hope] [love]#and choose loud colorful costumes and big cheesy music numbers and silly gags and over-the-top bully characters for the FUN of it#and pour every ounce of heart you've got into it and if netflix cancels it after one season? you gave that one season your all#jatp#there's a difference between big-budget stories written to profit from lust or shock or violence--#--and stories that are written for younger people and dealing with something people of all ages will eventually encounter#stories that are written about characters who lean on loved ones and focus on what they can do with what they've got#characters who are determined not to waste their lives or the gifts they've been given and instead to push on with excellence#specifically in order to benefit others#and what a bonus if the young lead actress is an incredibly-talented darling who is not sexualized by any part of the show in any way#what a bonus-bonus if the other protagonists are three good-looking dead dudes from the 90's (just because the writers COULD)#who are so openly affectionate and brotherly and huggable that you genuinely watch and think 'I hate that they died'. and you're SUPPOSED t#that it perfectly portrays what a real healthy best-friendship looks like - both for girls AND boys#that it perfectly portrays what TEENAGERS can be like#(not the high school. the high school is insane. it is cartoonish. I am 98% sure current high schools aren't blue and furry like that.)#and the main ship? luke and julie? that is seven-layer bean dip romance right there#like an onion. LAYERS to unpack#they did not have to make the ghost boy who seems most unbothered by death go back to his parents' home and weep#where he thought no one could see him. weep over lost time and past mistakes he can never take back. because he was loved#and loved unconditionally even if things were hard sometimes. kids need to see that in shows#they need to see that good parents are not perfect AND good parents love you. and that YOU are not always right#and that life is too short to let the sun go down on your freaking anger. open up your mouth and talk to the people you love and try.#the nuance of the bully character? that Carrie is a hard worker and talented JUST LIKE JULIE#and using it for ALL the wrong reasons in all the wrong ways
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ok yk what. now that i’ve had some time to process nghy canon, considering the current pacing of gen retcon, i think their next step is as ✨clear as day✨

i really like seeing them happy together, but i truly do think that they should divorce and either live the rest of their lives as single besties; partners in hero/heroine-isms, but better off as just friends, or go their separate ways for a bit and get back together when they’re a little older and wiser, staying together for good this time around, as each other’s first and last boyfriend/girlfriend
#‘haven’t you had quite enough of pushing your divorce agendas??? like with lxl????’ no. never.#idk i think part of their charm was nagisa’s patience and genuine earnest love for hiyori#and hiyori’s determination to achieve her goals of becoming a true heroine in every sense of the word…#but the current pacing is kinda… um. i really love how nghy is now truly canon ofc. but… it feels too rushed?#like they’re just checking off a box on a ‘relationships to go’ checklist?#and nagisa’s sudden second confession? in a throwaway line? what was that all about man… when did that even happen? excuse?#i think it’d have been more meaningful if hiyori was the one to confess without any prompting (to lead to their relationship)…#and. uh. don’t take this the wrong way but… noontea seemed a little peer pressure-y to me.#it kinda felt like juri and chizu were pressuring hiyori into getting a bf… it’s been eating away at me ever since i tried to tl it. but.#…idk. point is. i think a relationship built on those foundations (peer pressure/fomo and a suddenly persistent guy(???)) is doomed to fail#and so i think nghy should divorce. maybe they’ll reconnect romantically in a few years#(fulfilling nagisa’s agreement to be hiyori’s ‘last bf’ as well as having been her ‘first bf’ during their first try at a relationship)#or they could just be besties till the end of time; having been each other’s hero and heroine once upon a time#ik hw doesn’t do breakups of their main couples (not since nakimushi kareshi eons ago i think…)#but i think they should give it another go for nghy. maybe it’d make their love story a little more compelling#and maybe we could all unite under the cheers of hoping that ng and hy get back together in the future as more mature adults…?#idk i just. think the ‘right person; wrong time’ trope could work for nghy#like how it went in sukiuso/heroika with nagisa’s failed confession#even then they were the right person for each other; it just wasn’t the right time for them to date (personal goals/long distance/etc)#so maybe. this time ‘round even though they’ve started dating circumstances could still pop up here and there and maybe…?#…but idk~~~~~~~~ maybe it’s just the 5am thoughts or something that’s finally putting my incoherent trains of thoughts into words…#point is!!!!!! the current pacing is awkward!!!!!!!!! nghy deserve better!!!!!!! and their love story needs to be treated with more care!!!!#idk are hw trying to speedrun nghy for h10w bc nghy’s. like. a mix of different features of their previous couples#which would make ‘em the perfect couple to bring h10w together(???) or something???#but idk. im still really really happy the nghy is canon but. there are some mixed feelings here and there too…#idk dudes this has gotten way too long for its own good so ig i’ll stop here…#live laugh love nghy canon but… i still think they should break up for *at least* a year or so to reasses their relationship#sorry nghy… it’s for your own good i swear… i truly want you to be happy together!!!! i really do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hugs need to last longer wdym it’s over wdym the school has a rule against pda bro I love my friend I want to be held what
#Wdym I got nervous and pulled away the second i was felt comforted COMFORT WAS THE POINT OF THE HUG BRO what r u doing oh my god#FUCK those teachers btw girls can hug but the second boys do it it’s a problem and it’s Inappropriate ok dude#(This is a problem with the TEACHER not the girls at school)#Lesbians should be taken seriously AND also girls can hug as friends AND boys who r friends hugging shouldn’t be inappropriate#Boys wanting platonic type attention should be normalized and boys wanting romantic attention shouldn’t be gross or weak ALL OF THESE AT ON#I WANT TI BE HELD BY MY FRIENDS GODDAMNIT#dude he like was so fucking gentle and he’s so nice and he like made like that noise that’s somewhere between like a huff and laugh yk like#A fond little quiet laugh/ huff thing when I hugged him back and and I was just like ohhhh fuck dude you mean so much to me oh my god#Never thought having friends like this sweet would like ache in my chest#They’re all so fucking so everything so cool and sweet I’m going to miss them so much holy shit#And it felt like so warm#Yk when you pull away from a hug and you can still feel like the pressure of it on you after yeah that’s the shit#I need to write a song or poem about this or something Jesus
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class of 09 the flipside
#i always thought the games were at their best while exploring the inner worlds and interpesonal relationships of girl#but ig sbn3 just likes writing women in pain i hate cis men so fucking much never trust a cis male writer#i got abt halfway through the gameplay when i realized i just wasnt having fun. ive rewatched the prev games about 4 times each.#also if u dislike the flipside bc 'they did jeffrey dirty' i think something. should happen to u#u experienced a woman centric narrative where most of the cast is girls with rich inner lives and ur fav is the adorkable misogynist#give me a fucking break some of you would rather die than think about women#and ig the writer is like that too#so maybe im the clown for class of 09 was a purposeful yet cheeky portrayal of living as a girl in the late 00s#😽#ngl i scrolled through a lil bit of the dudes twt b4 the flipside came out and i was like. oh this guy is a dumbass#so at least im vindicated in thinking that teehee
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