#nevah-nevah

[kiivg]

The next premium cosmetics for the new free update next month include one (1) guy fawkes mustache/goatee combo for saltz.

I don’t know how to handle this information

.Honestly, it looks terrible but it's one of those things where the more I think about it, the more I like it and that's just embarrassing haha. Mostly because I can't get the idea of Kruber fixing up his facial hair and being like 90% of the reason that Vicky grew it out in the first place.

.And then we get to delve into why Vicky is clean shaven in the first place, is it a Witch Hunter thing? I know that shaving his face is just an easier thing to do instead of keeping a beard all neat and tidy like literally every other man in Taal's Horn Keep, but he could just have a straggly thing that Bardin is enraged by whenever he looks at him. I mean, the man has lice in his clothes, a dead skaven in his bedroom, and bad breath according to Kerillian (how does she know? Big elf nose powers?) So he's not exactly that into his cleanliness when there's rat bastards to kill, so like.... we can just dump that clean-shaven preference into his Daddy Issues! Folder, and pretend that Papa 'Pyre had a big ole beard and little baby Vicky doesn't want to look like him, yknow, because he was a bastard.

.Also you CANNOT tell me that Markus doesn't fucking LOVE the new look, he's fucking Ubersreik Two in his goddamn mind whenever he gets a moment alone. 🥵💞

.Mad excited for Karak Azgaraz because I loved it in the first game 🥰.

[louistrations]

A couple of extra pictures for Shark Week this year. You can see the previous pictures in the set here.

[miramelo]

Doubts

Living in the streets is hard especially when you have a hungry mouth to feed besides your own.

Bin is not stupid. if it weren't for him his dad would be able to have more food and wouldn't feel the need to protect him from the cold, his dad needs those more than him but he is nice like that, his dad is the best!

But sometimes he can't help but wonder...

[feralwetcat]

So uh

Def not working on a fable royal au or anything

And I def totally am not making myself commit to making a whole fic at all

Nope

And im deefffiinnnaattllyyy not making it really fucking gay

[hunybody]

^ this post has been in my drafts since july. it is looking increasingly like i am very very correct. due to my blessed visions from my crystal ball.

[thebunnylord]

List of names dowager Hatt Called the Engines

Thomas: Theodore, Timmy, thibault, Tabitha, Tyler, Tyus, tucker, Thaddeus, Tobias, Tony, Tommy.

Edward: Edwin, Erwin, Ezekiel, Ethan, Egbert, Everett, Emmett, Eric, Elliot, that train that once pushed that other train up a hill.

Gordon: Gregory, Geoffrey, George, Grayson, Godfrey, Gustav, Giuseppe, Graig, big train. Flying Scott’s brother cousin or something.

Henry: Harry, Hudson, Hitler, Hunter, green fat engine, hector, Hendricks, Hayden, Hyde, Hans, Hansel, Holmes.

James: Jon, Joe, Amos, Alma, Jesus, Jacob, bee sting train, Jerry, Judas. Jeff.

Percy: Paul, pasta, pea, Pedro, Perry, Pete, Pablo, diablo.

Toby: Troy, tony, Tobias, Tyler, Otis

Duck: Montgomery, Mona, Monty, Mussolini, bird train, Duke, Drake, (refused to call Duck as Duck because she thought it was too degrading)

Donald: Douglas

Douglas: Donald

Oliver: …. Which one are you again? Who are you again? Ozzy, Oscar, Otto, Octavius. Olivia,

Emily: Eleanore, Esmeralda, Esme, Erica, Emma, Evangelina, emerald, Ellen, Eva, Eve,

Diesel: Doris, Dennis, Daniel, Dan, David, you, who named you? The Deisel with no name.

Bill: Prince Buddy bear Xxavier Dijonny Nevah cash cash III (Bill told Dowager Hatt that was his full name when they met)

Ben: Sir Jermastesty Brexicalishrika Llallañalamopolisistyck Billy Bob Robert jones brother son XXVIII (also told Dowager hatt that was his name.)

[russellsblvd]

lando was serving cunt left and right at suzuka and i'm here for it.

[gilliebee]

I will be thinking about brick calling jack 'jackie-boy' and saying 'they broke the mold when they made jackie' for the rest of my days. btw.

[pigswithwings]

i just have to trust the process, of which there is none

[c1trvs]

She junkered on my...till i..till

value practice or somethnmeh

[ducktracy]

!!!NEW REVIEW!!!

dubbed as “the working-class Fantasia”, there really is no more apt way to describe Rhapsody in Rivets. Friz Freleng was no man better suited for the job: his musical prowess transforms politely amusing gags into a feat of animated synchronicity, just as his no-nonsense, no frills directing style is perfect for the rough and tumble tone that eases any pretension. the first of many Freleng shorts to revolve around this piece, construction workers do their duty, their collaborative building meticulously timed to Franz Liszt’s “Hungarian Rhapsody No. II”.

[nagy-bari]

[akajustmerry]

just remembered in Jane The Virgin the show tried so hard to convince people she wouldn't end up with rafael and there were people who actually bought it 😂

[rooksblvd]

WILLEMMY IS MY BOUND 2 COUPLE FOREVAAA

[hunybody]

eddie defending shannon endlessly is one of his most endearing qualities to me. people DOG his dead wife to his FACE. and he snarls and yells and corrects them as he SHOULD!

[lonnieontherun]

Christian Slater in "Pump Up the Volume"