#neuvi otter

[psychopomparia]

"monsieur Neuvillette?"

[ccalxx]

Just a reminder to those who want Neuvillette/ Wriothesley but also want to give up on grinding:

All of you can do it!!!! For the husbandos

Edit by me, please add credits if you want to repost on other platforms

[actual-haise]

If you think about it, Godzilla is otter-adjacent

[shima-draws]

UPDATE:

I got him 😳

ALSO

Sir?? Do you have something to tell us?? Huh???

[lilvampirepet]

3 cute little Neuvillette crochet otter plushies just in time for the new year!!

they were supposed to be 4 inches long only according to the pattern ( https://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/pocket-otter ) and welp 😆

[mariagreenwoodart]

Is it too late for Christmas art?

Accept this neuvillette comic with my OC Manon Chevalier as an apology

(Manon is neuvi's gf)

[narzissenkreuz-ordo]

depression breakdown on pause i took a shower and am now thinking abt silvanus holding otter!neuvi in their arms....

[iudiex]

Boxes?? Also Aether may not be a dragon, but he's still three cosmic horrors in a trenchcoat.

Cosmic horrors in a trench coat still make him blush a little tbh.

[guhamun]

@dayrisen said (inbox):

❛❛ What a fluffy otter ! ❜❜ Please stop Koto, she's squishing Neuvillette's cheeks like they're soft & fluffy.

     ❝…MADEMOISELLE KOTO… I SEE your manners are…atrocious still.❞ He lifted his hands, politely, and gently, grasping her wrists so that he could remove them from his cheeks. Neuvillette would never understand what went on through her head (why was he an otter…?). Perplexing. Not only did she not get intimidated by his approach, but then she would do things like…this.  

[gold-rhine]

#moisturised. in his lane. etc

its self care

[vanilla-bean-frappe]

Chief LADY Justice of Fontaine

Inspired by Neuvillette, he’s so hot so why not make him a hot woman too 🙂‍↕️🩵

[nc-vb]

ugh I need to make new banners, mine are too urgly

[hitsuyou-fukaketsu]

furina’s hair looks like a meringue

ALSO A JELLYFISH!!!!!!

[jellojelli]

Fontaine Boys: Calling them by their names

Lyney

This guy pretty much made it a thing after you started using pet names that you no longer knew a Lyney, only a baby, sweetie, honey, sugar, etc. So, don't think that pulling this prank will go over his head or that he'll let you off easy for trying to tease him like this. Because Lyney? He will never forget this injustice until he can return that favor tenfold

When you say it, just as he is leaving for work/practice with Lynette, he stalls in the hallway as he tries to process what you just did to him, because surely his sweet, loving, and gorgeous lover would never stop using his pet names without a justifiable reason. This man goes through 4 stages of grief in .2 seconds and basically sprints to the nearest calendar to see the date, anniversary, or birthday he surely must've forgotten

Because, surely, he missed something, right? right?

"Love... did I forget something?" Lyney sounds so different from usual. Almost panicked really.

This can go one of two ways:

If you can keep a straight face and keep calling him Lyney he gets more and more panicked, basically begging at your feet to tell him what he did to deserve such cold, heartless, and diabolical treatment until you give and tell him its a prank

If you can't keep a straight face Lyney can see the devious little smile on your face and pretty much gawks at you in disbelief

either way it ends with him giving you a taste of your own medicine for the rest of the day. Because really, how could you do this to him right before his practice?

So if you can't handle that, don't do that to Lyney because he can be just as teasing and mean about it no matter how much he loves you, and if you keep it up through the whole day too he will continue it into the next day until you stop

or maybe he'll do something about that attitude of yours? ;)

Freminet

Are you a monster?

Genuinely why would you do this to him after all the work it took to get him to accept and also call you petnames?

Fremi thinks the world is ending tbh. He was on his way out to go diving and you just??? dropped this on him?? Are you breaking up with him?? Is he in trouble?? Please tell him it is a prank immediately or he will cry

Just like his brother he rushes to a calendar and checks every box to make sure he didn't miss anything today and for the last month or so just to be sure. And the panic that sets in when he sees that he didn't, now he's really sure you're about to say you don't love him anymore

It doesn't even matter if you can keep a straight face or not because he is in full panic mode and can't think straight enough to see that you're just pulling his leg

This poor boy is taking off his backpack and shoes and either sitting across from you or standing right in front of you with the most pitiful face asking you what's wrong

"My little marintine rose.... y/n honey....what's wrong? Did I... make you angry? Is it the diving? You can come with me, you know I love it when you come with me" Cue the biggest puppy eyes with tears

Please tell him soon that this is just a prank because again, he can and will cry if you keep this up any longer than a few minutes.

Neuvillette

He deadass walks out the door and takes a few minutes outside before he turns around and makes his way back inside calmly. Neuvillette is positive he misheard. His mind is playing tricks, or maybe he's getting old and his hearing is failing him because there is no way you just called him Neuvillette, his full government name, and not Neuvi, baby, honey, love, or something like that

He'd even accept a weird pet name like your fridge or your little hilichurl

The thing about Neuvillette is he knows he didn't forget anything. He will not rush to a calendar or even think to do so because he remembers everything you tell him, even things you say in passing. Like that dress you told him about 2 months ago, or the cute sea otter that you said reminded you of him

"Mon amour.... my love, my life, I think I forgot to tell you that I love you and that I'm leaving" He tries to play it cool, Nevi thinks if he can pretend he forgot to say anything that you'll correct yourself

When you don't, you're pretty sure you can hear thunder rumble in the distance as a storm tries to roll in

Say it's a prank right now or it'll storm for a week straight, he may be a big and tough dragon but he cannot handle this from you

If you crack and smile or start laughing Neuvi is not pleased, he's not pleased regardless when you reveal it's a prank

The storm is rolling in for different reasons now

He won't play the prank back on you but expect some long, displeased stares and some major frowns from him

You almost made his heart beat out of his chest in panic

Wriothesley

Wriothesley almost laughs when you call him by his full name and not at least a Wrio

like there is no way he doesn't know you're being a menace right now

so please be prepared for the entire next week because Wrio is ruthless when it comes to payback and he will get his just desserts

I mean really, Wrio is vicious when it comes to throwing this back in your face

"Oh hey there y/n, buddy, pal, my best friend" for a week straight...

So rude....

He will tell you upfront before he leaves for work when you do this that since he's just some guy you know now that he'll call you his friend from now on

and he will just walk right out the door after that. Not even a glance back or a teasing smirk, just leaves the house and goes to work unbothered for the rest of the day

that's what you think anyway, even though he knows this is a prank he actually is really bothered and talks to Sigwennie about what happened and he's pouting and sulking at work

even the inmates at the fortress can see that their boss is bothered by something

Please say sorry soon and start calling him his cute pet names or he's going to struggle at work and Sigwinne can't deal with this for anymore than a day because Wrio can be insufferable

[luxthestrange]

G.I Incorrect Quotes#79...Tasked failed successfully

Y/n:... When I said 'Bring me back something from the beach', I was thinking more of like a seashell...

Neuvillete standing in front of them, He is currently holding a sleeping Leisurely Otter in his arms...suddenly the sunny sky becomes dark

Neuvi*Holding the otter, blank face but... internally thinking he messed up* It might have been helpful if you said that beforehand...

Y/n:..This is better then a seashell tbh-

[gold-rhine]

astrology column in steambird is written by mona tho, so girlies are her fans. imagine melusines writing to mona like

Dear Mona Megistus!

Me and my sisters love your column! You are so smart and insightful and you understand so many things that other humans don't. So we wanted to ask you to please look into the fate of our Dad. We worry about him because he has to seem what he is not, but he is always what he is. His constellation is big and awesome, it's called Leviathan Judicator. We can't wait to hear what you'll see! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

and mona is just going insane bc THERE IS NO LEVIATHAN CONSTELLATION

all of Neuvi's lines finally unlocked and there is a lot of great stuff in here, but the constellation one took me out. there is all this talk of fate and his disdain for celestia's puppet-lines, and then turns out he doesn't have one and made it up bc his adopted abomination daughters were excited about astrology asdfghjkl

"Of course, he was born in the form of a human. But why, then, is his name the image of the great leviathan? Well, this leads us to a more mundane explanation for the situation, one quite separate from grave matters of the world's fate: As the one named "Neuvillette," he would often be roped by Melusines (especially Sigewinne) into a bit of astrology via The Steambird's constellation columns or astrology guides from Sumeru. Would it really do, at that point, to tell them that he "didn't have a constellation" or that his own constellation was just "Neuvillette"?

I LOVE HIM, it basically went

Neuvi: Constellations are nothing but leashes that usurpers use to impose their rule, they have no power over me and they will be rightfully burned

Melusines, info-dumping at him about astrology for hours and then asking with stars in their eyes: What is your constellation?

Neuivi: Oh, right. The constellation. The constellation for me, constellation that exists specifically for me. My constellation. Of course I have a constellation, and it has a very cool name that is definitely not just my own name. It's called Leviathan. Judicator. Leviathan Judicator.