#netural good

[ultrastellara]

dilf zhongli x gender neutral reader modern au

tw: ITS A BIT SUGGESTIVE AT THE END, HOWEVER THERES NOTHING EXPLICITY EXPLAINING WHAT HAPPENED!!!

summary: you been working under zhongli for many years. from the moment his business started to the promotion of his company having more than one building in the city, you carried him through and through. you could never imagine not leaving his side unless something personal were to happen to you.

"i see, can i have y/n here to help decide the choices ?" zhongli stated. the meeting between the fatui board and archon board, your company were arguing about how to collaborate together on a project. this matter was mostly going to happen just because the fatui company needed some cash, well a ton. the members of the fatui company were currently occupied by some of the members of your company.

you heard voices of venti yelling at scaramouche about the incomes of how if they did a wine collaboration it would hit off so well. along with venti came kaeya coming in mentioning about how expensive could make it. however scaramouche scoffed them off saying that they werent taking this serious.

but remembering where you were asked to, you had gotten up and walked to your boss's place in the meeting. waiting patiently for him, to call your name out but since his eyes were focused on the screen mostly, you had to catch his attention.

"sir, i am here" you replied firmly. you saw him motion you to stand up and come see what he was looking at. you were expecting something really important. however when you were looking at his screen, you saw many options of boy clothes on a kid clothing website.

"which one would you think it'll suit my son?" he asked you.

you knew he was married but got divorced a few years ago, still knowing he had his son and his youngest a daughter. he never told you their names but you always looked forward to seeing him whenever they came by to the office.

"sir i think the one in the top right corner will suit your son the best" you paid closely to your outfit choice, knowing that his son would suit it the best. it would match his hair but as well his bubbly personality.

"thank you, my dear" he said, knowing that you would end up walking back to your seat in the meeting. he called out,

"would you be a dear and grab my morning coffee from my desk?"

this was the first time you ever heard him ask you an offer like that. surely you were his assistant but majority of the time his coffee was always with him. suspicious, you thought.

"yes sir. ill be right back" you grabbed onto the writing pad you had in your hands, bowing to him quickly before heading to his office.

the walk on the way to there wasnt too long but it managed to get you spaced out because you were wondering why he was making you do something like this.

it's strange, you kept thinking. strange because that cup of coffee he has is always placed on his desk. you then thought to, oh no? am i a bad assistant for not realizing his cup wasnt there ? no it cant be? is he testing me?

you saw the sign of his name placed on the right side of the door. knowing what you would expect to see in his room, you gently opened the door. turning the handle and entering in, as you walked in you quickly closed the door.

you were greeted to seeing the many photos he had of his children and himself. as well some photos of your staff and yourself in it. walking over to his desk, you saw the cup he had. the coffee was already gone. shocked as you were, cusses came out of your mouth knowing he was messing around with you.

"son of a-" you were about to cuss until you heard someone else entering the office.

"excuse me but-"

"oh y/n? that's where you were " those golden amber eyes he had were catching your eyes as he made eye contact with you.

"sir? oh yes im sorry if i had taken a while to get your cup but you see-"

"no need to worry, darling. i knew the cup was emptied from the start" he chuckled, while seeing your face turn from a smile into a 'wtf' face. the door was shut once again, leaving the two of you alone in his office.

"sir was this a test?" you asked curiously. you were making a much more serious face than before. his eyes paying attention from the frown you were making to the way your hands were firmly holding onto the writing pad.

"oh no, i wanted to talk to you about something. i apologize for scaring you earlier, my dear" he was much closer to you than ever before.

"then what did you need me for? shouldnt you be in the meeting right now?" you kept asking him all of these things. he really did wanted to talk to you about something however you werent giving him time to.

"shhh, y/n" he said, using his pointer finger to close your mouth from further talking. "remember i still wanted to talk to you about something ?" he reminded you.

some guilt came into you knowing that your boss was trying to tell you something however when you were about to speak up about something.

his hand gently cupping your cheeks, pressing his lips against yours. as nervous you got not realizing your boss of 4+ years was kissing you. you werent sure to kiss back because you didnt know what was truly going on in his head. the way he calls you 'darling' a lot. the way his eyes makes it's way to seeing you, he gets a bit exciting knowing you're here with him. yet however you never know what he feels about you.

hes told you the things he appreciates about you but has he ever given you some mixed feelings? you remember those times where women and men had been wanting his attention during those parties your company has every year. the feelings of some jealousy here and there yet you always brushed it off.

knowing where he is in workplace and even outside of his home. you wouldnt ever fit in to be in a romantic setting with him.

you couldnt replace the last lover he had right?

you would be wrong once you realized that you enjoyed this feeling. the feeling of wanting to be closer to him.

you kissed him back, dropping the writing pad that was in your hands. wrapping your arms gently around his neck and allowing him to place you onto his messy desk. the kiss was sweet yet had some fiery in it. it felt like you both wanted to do this before.

the hand that was on your face was then replaced onto your thighs. you both continue to kiss until he pulls away. seeing the flushed face you had right now, as he was in between your legs.

"oh my, i didnt think we would end up like this " he said, teasing you since he saw the adorable face you were going to give him soon.

"mr. zhongli i-" you were then cut off by another kiss. surprised by the position you two were in currently, your arms were pulling him closer to you.

"listen, y/n. if you stayed a bit quiet, i think i want to show you what i been keeping a secret for a while now" he said, continuing to kiss you until you let out a small moan by accident.

you had pulled away this time, slowly feeling your cheeks burning. wanting to cover your face with your hands however you looked away, not wanting to see his reaction.

"woah there, y/n. i didnt know you were enjoying this. you been thinking about this for a while, huh?" he gave you such a smug look knowing he was right about how you viewed him.

"sir..this is a bit new to me but i-"

"no darling, it's okay. i want you in the same way you want me too" he reassured you, gently making you look at him with his hand. "you want me?" you asked softly.

he nodded before placing his mouth onto your neck.

"i do, my dear. so please allow me to love you in the ways i shouldve a long time ago"

epilogue:

his chest was pressed onto your face as you woke up. currently where you were wasnt the workplace. instead you were in his bed in his house. knowing what happened between you two during that meeting you assumed you mustve passed out. however by the looks of it, the soreness you had proved that you two went a bit out.

not paying attention to your surroundings, you saw his eyes opening up.

"hmm..y/n?" he asked.

you looked at him, with a flushed face. damn he looks so good right now, you almost were to scream until you felt your forehead against his chest. you were quietly listening to his heart beat, not knowing he was looking down at you.

"you hear that, darling ?" he asked you.

you nodded knowing what he meant, his heart was beating a bit faster ever since you two finally were able to share an intimate moment like that.

"hey mr zhongli.." you stated.

"hm?"

"are we..um..you know, a bit more than working partners now?" you nervously asked.

he laughed at seeing you being this nervous, however he also admired the way you were acting towards him now.

"yes, darling. we are more than just business partners " cupping your cheek gently, while admiring all the marks he left behind.

he took note of how you two acted during your heated moment. started from the time the meeting was going to end until he was the last person leaving the building. after you had gone asleep once your session finally ended. he managed to tire you out so much even though they were breaks between every or few sessions in between. he never could imagine doing this with you until he realized a few days ago, of how a certain man from another company was talking to you. jealousy spread through his bones yet he kept it in not wanting to disrespect you and the man you had talked to.

however seeing the way you were looking at him through out those days before he decided to make a move. a part of him, wanted you with him further more in his life.

"i love you.." he said.

[dustbon]

Official first day at home 🏡

Dai spent the previous night making some arrangements to the house, so now he can enjoy his new home from the very start of the day!

Bat attack included. Classic.

He then met the Volkovs, who went to introduce themselves to the new neighbor with a homemade fruitcake (he hated it, but ate it all). When they left, we decorated the house for Winterfest (this is the second gen that starts with winterfest. why??) and when he got a bit of time for himself, Dai decided to do some interior work and get over the Kaori episode once and for all. Success!

✅  Have three failed romantic relationships: 1/3

Kaori Nishidake | ? | ?

[stevethehairington]

only 133 pages leeeeft!!! i am SO finishing this book tomorrow!

[dinner-partys]

i love brad as a character but not as a real life person i’d not wanna punch him, i’d just slap him

[atlas-affogato]

Writing my tav's backstory out has made me realize I gave this man the most fucked up sense of morality ever

[revivisection]

feeling insane. what if i did comms??? not rn but yknow, sometime in the not so distant future. will anyone actually bite? who knows. el oh el

[lordsardine]

😩

[health-fitness4]

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[bursterasure]

"Anyone enlighten me about this 'Kronya' person? I just got back here from the void."

[mysicklove]

𝐕𝐈𝐒𝐔𝐀𝐋 𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐒

THESE ARE PORN LINKS !!!!!!!!!! involving sub! aged up (if applicable) characters.

Since this is adult content, most of these links require a twitter login and you to be above 18 years old. (which is good!! lol)

** = Recently added

* = Fem/AFAB! included. rest should be gender netural

Warnings: anal play (m! recieving), pegging, vibrators/toy use, bondage/blindfolds, strap sucking, hanjobs, feminization, overstimulation + edging, masochism/sadism, spanking, oral sex, nipple play, cock slapping, face slapping, cbt, male squirting, wax play

NOTE: i am a sadist so there are elements of that in many. pls be mindful of this!!

MY HERO ACADEMIA

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Eijiro Kirishima: ( 1 )* ( 2 )* ( 3 )***

Shoto Todoroki: ( 1 )* ( 2 ) ( 3 )***

Katsuki Bakugou: ( 1 ) ( 2 )*

Tamaki Amajiki: ( 2 ) ( 3 )***

Keigo Takami (Hawks): ( 1 )* ( 2 ) ( 3 )***

Ochako Uraraka: ( 1 )*

Denki Kaminari: ( 1 ) ( 2 )*** ( 3 )***

DEMON SLAYER

Kyojuro Rengoku: ( 1 )* ( 2 )*

Giyuu Tomioka: ( 1 ) ( 2 )* ( 3 )***

Tanjiro Kamado: ( 1 )* ( 2 )*

Zenitsu Agatsuma ( 1 )* ( 2 )* ( 3 )*

Akaza: ( 1 )

Mitsuri Kanroji: ( 1 ) ( 2 )*

Uzui Tengen: ( 1 ) ( 2 ) ( 3 )

Douma: ( 1 )* ( 2 )* ( 3 )*

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Yoichi Isagi: ( 1 ) ( 2 )* ( 3 )*

Hyoma Chigiri: ( 1 ) ( 2 )***

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Suguru Geto: ( 1 )* ( 2 )*

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ATTACK ON TITAN

Armin Arlert: ( 1 )* ( 2 )***

Eren Yeager: ( 1 )***

a/n: pls lmk if any of these links arent working!!! and reminder: if most of these don’t work for you, it’s probably because you don’t have a twitter account. you need one for most

[lazydoodlesandfanfic]

TONY STARK/ IRONMAN MASTERLIST

*DISCLAIMER: SOME STORIES MAY BE TAGGED FOR WRONG DEMOGRAPHIC (ie, Not GN, male or fem) IF SO, PLEASE POLITELTY INFORM ME SO I CAN FIX IT

DAUGHTER!READER

Little Frida (Tony Stark X Daughter!Reader)

Fair Punishment (Tony Stark X Daughter!Reader)

Like You Were Never Gone (Tony Stark X Daughter!Reader) *TW

Bitten (Tony Stark X Daughter!Reader) Pt 1/ Pt 2

Should Have Been A Dad (Tony Stark X Daughter!Reader)

Accidentally Coming Out (Tony Stark X Daughter!Reader)

Bella Ciao (Tony Stark X Daughter!Reader)

Left Behind (Tony Stark X Daughter!Reader)

Not All Gone (Tony Stark X Daughter!Reader)

Never There (Tony Stark X Daughter!Reader)

I'm Here Now (Tony Stark X Daughter!Reader) Pt 2

Your Daughter (Tony Stark X Daughter!Reader) Pt 1/ Pt 2

Do We Have A Deal? (Tony Stark X Daughter!Reader) *TW

More Than An Intern (Tony Stark X Daughter!Reader)

Second Best (Tony Stark X Rogers!Daughter!Reader) Pt 2

Squeeze (Tony Stark X Daughter!Reader)*TW

Dip (Tony Stark X Daughter!Reader)

Session (Tony Stark X Daughter!Reader) *TW

Home High (Tony Stark X Daughter!Reader)

Needing Dad's Assurance (Tony Stark X Daughter!Reader)

Feeling Loved Again (Tony Stark X Daughter!Reader)

Five Days (Tony Stark X Daughter!Reader) *TW

Parental Advice (Tony Stark X Daughter!Reader) Pt 1/ Pt 2

New Enviroment (Tony Stark X Daughter!Reader)

Caring Father (Tony Stark X Daughter!Reader)

Girlfriend? (Tony Stark X Daughter!Reader)

Hiding Hickies (Tony Stark X Daughter!Reader)

TEEN/NEUTRAL!READER

More Like Pepper (Tony Stark X Teen!Child!Reader)

Supporting Dad (Tony Stark X Kid!Reader)

Stubborn Like Me (Tony Stark X Teen!Reader)

Too Much (Tony Stark X Teen!Reader)

Growing Prodigy (Tony Stark X Fem!Teen!Reader) Pt 1/ Pt 2

Homework Struggles (Tony Stark X Fem!Teen!Reader)

SON!READER

Taking The Lead (Tony Stark X Son!Reader)

Looking For Advice (Tony Stark X Son!Reader)

Biggest Loss On The Battlefield (Tony Stark X Son!Reader)

Science Fair (Tony Stark X Son!Reader)

NETURAL READER

Not Combatible (Tony Stark X Asexual!Reader)

Pressing Pause (Tony Stark X Reader)

Set Up Plan (Tony Stark X Reader)

You're Perfect (Tony Stark X Curvy!Reader)

FEM!READER

Shared Feelings (Tony Stark X Fem!Reader)

A Little Protective (Tony Stark X Fem!Reader)

Moving On (Tony Stark X Fem!Reader)

On The Off Chance (Tony Stark X Fem!Reader)

Pressure Due To Age (Tony Stark X Fem!Reader)

Tony's Hacker (Tony Stark X Fem!Reader)

Nightmares (Tony Stark X Fem!Reader)

He's Younger (Tony Stark X Fem!Reader)

Arc Reactor (Tony Stark X Wife!Reader)

WOULD INCLUDES

Having Your First Time With Tony Stark Would Include...

Being Pepper' Adopted Daughter and Tony Adopting You Would Include...

Being Tony Stark's Adopted Daughter Would Include...

SIBLING!READER

A Little Talk (Tony Stark X Brother!Reader) Pt 1/ Pt 2

Unfinished Business (Tony Stark X Brother!Reader)

OTHER

Good Girl (Tony Stark)

[freakoont]

❝𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐩𝐨 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬❞

︵‿︵‿୨🍪୧‿︵‿︵

𝐅𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭: 𝐁𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐨 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲 𝐃𝐨𝐠𝐬 𝐅𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫: 𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐩𝐨 𝐄𝐝𝐨𝐠𝐚𝐰𝐚 【ＳＦＷ　ａｎｄ　ＮＳＦＷ ｉｎｃｌｕｄｅｄ】

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT

GENDER NETURAL BUT AFAB READER sorry :')

REQUESTS ARE OPEN ! check the bottom of this post for information <3

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【ＳＦＷ】

When you first start to begin noticing signs of having a crush on him, Ranpo immediately picks up on it.

Does he actually say or do anything about it? No . . . Not for a long while.

He's not embarrassed or nervous about it, actually he uses your little crush as a advantage to tease and mess with your cute little brain !

"hey, (Y/N) can you get me some pockys? I'm about to die from hunger, y'know!"

"..I'm busy, Ranpo."

"oh, fine."

...

"oh yeah, (Y/N) I seem to recall you were staring a lot at me earlier, which is kind of odd for a friend-"

"I'll get those snacks now"

Ranpo's never had a crush or significant other, so there are some things he doesn't know what to do. but he mostly treats your relationship the same way he treated you back when you were just friends

At first, he was a little nervous about saying things like 'I love you' because he thought it sounded cringe, but after a short while he needs to hear you say it 30 times a hour with lots of kisses💋

Ranpo can be a little shit at times, but he makes up for it for his good memory and always being able to understand you better than you know yourself.

Example: Ranpo will always remember little things about you! He noticed you staring at a T-shirt in the mall once and suddenly you've got it gifted to you, "from the worlds greatest detective; to my favorite assistant"

A lot of times when you're working in ADA, Ranpo will just hop onto your lap and keep still and silent as he eat snacks.

He loves being in your presence, just being around you is enough.

He's not crazy on PDA, usually holding your hand and dragging you along with him. He'll occasionally tease and embarrass you in public though, most of the time it isn't intentional

"(Y/NNNNN) :( can we please go to that bakeshop !"

"we were just at one. Besides, you still have that cake to finish at home."

"..."

"WHAT THE- GET OFF MY BACK YOU CRAZY MAN-"

"LETS GO TO THE BAKESHOP THEN-"

Ranpo is a BIG cuddle bug! He loves being little spoon especially. Just laying on top of your chest or besides you as you caress his hair and kiss his forehead

He'll melt from your touch

He's a baby

Ranpo doesn't usually get jealous. It's a rare thing actually, he's a chill guy and just uses his deduction to know you love him 110%

He's probably gotten used to Dazai flirting with you, before you two got together, that he's unbothered by other people

TXT: "Ranpo ! Some guy is flirting with me !"

TXT: "👍"

TXT: "do you not care that someone is trying to get with me?"

TXT: "woah there. FIRST OF ALL☝️ I've already deducted that you wouldn't do anything to hurt me. You care to much. SECOND OF ALL☝️ I've also deduced that he's drunk"

TXT: "I'll go buy you some ice cream now..(⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)"

TXT: "👍"

...

TXT: "ily"

TXT: "I love you too(⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡"

I feel like Ranpo isn't good with feelings and his words. When he notices that you're angry or upset, he'll kind of just be lost on what to do to cheer you up

He'll make some unhelpful comments here and there, trying to cheer you up and joke around... But then it might piss you off a little more

HE'S TRYING(⁠｡⁠•́⁠︿⁠•̀⁠｡⁠)

He's bad at reading emotions, and when he does understand he'll share his snacks and keep quiet...

His love language is: words of affirmation and physical touch

He's not one to use pet names, just usually call you by his own nickname for you and that's it. Occasionally he'll call you his 'favorite assistant' or his 'watson'

Ranpo gets a boost in his confidence whenever you praise him. You and Fukuzawa are definitely the most important people in his lives, meaning your words mean SO MUCH to him

If you're the type to like cooking and cleaning, you've won him over. He hates chores and loves just sitting around and eating snacks

If you feed him as he sits or lays on your lap he'll literally die a happy man

❥๑━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━๑❥

【ＮＳＦＷ】

Ranpo is a switch, but definitely leans towards a bottom more

He'll be a very loud person in bed when you're on top of him.

If you tease him and poke at his sensitive parts, Ranpo will get flustered. You will catch him blushing and trying to keep quiet, just poke at him some more

Of course, don't be mean to him though. He only likes it when you praise him for doing good, because he's very inexperienced.

Ranpo is good at giving oral, he knows how to read you and where you like to be touched the most

Whenever Ranpo has a rough day, he'll either want you to ride him to make him feel better or he'd want to eat you out

"Mmmm... You look so good riding me like that,"

"just like that, Aah~"

"Love, I'm gonna- A-Ah"

He's noisy, but you can shut him upಡ⁠ ͜⁠ ⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠ಡ

Ranpo doesn't have that strong of a sexual desire. Sex isn't the most important thing to him. it's you🫵

If you ask him enough, praise him all day, and have a little teasing at eachother, maybe your lucky enough to walk home with him pulling you into the bed(⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

His favorite positions are cowgirl/reverse cowgirl, anything with you taking control

He's very lazy and will let you do most of the work

Ranpo actually doesn't have any kinks, and I know a lot of you will be like "no he'd have a praise kink☝️" but I'm sorry to say that, Ranpo would 100% find the idea of kinks disgusting

LIKE I KNOW. I can see him having a praise kink too but it just fits so well for him to find 'kinks' disgusting

He doesn't like using toys either. Well, specifically for himself

If he feels like teasing you and edging you on, expect him to be using a vibrator on you and moving it around to get you moaning, but that's it really

If you're a easily-embarrassed or awkward and shy person, he'll definitely tease and mess with you when he's taking the lead

He's definitely had you doing things with him in the office and after you're finished you'll be like, "did... Did that really just happen?🧍‍♀️"

"Ranpo, the others are gonna be back any moment, please let's just finish at home.."

"Mmm, not a chance... Now, if you're so worried about it, you better start moving faster for me, sweet one.." he spoke, his hand on your ass as he straddled you on his lap as he sucked on a lollipop, his eyes were on yours. His other hand moved up your back and caressed your body.

How did you ever get dragged into this with him? Oh wait. It's Ranpo.

Ranpo loves face sitting

He'll eat you out like a unspoken religion, digging his teeth into your inner thighs just to hear your sweet noises as he knows he's doing good

He also loves it when you leave lipstick kisses all over him

YOU'LL LITERALLY MAKE HIM ALL NERVOUS AND BLUSHING. He'll be at a loss for words and start to ignore all eye contact

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REQUESTS - I am accepting any requests for any character for the following fandoms:

Bungo Stray Dogs, Genshin Impact, Danganronpa, Ninjago, Southpark, Obey Me, 7 Deadly Sins, Tokyo Revengers, Hazbin Hotel, Helluva Boss, Death Note, Walking Dead, Demon Slayer, Assassination Classroom, Hunter X Hunter, Komi Can't Communicate, Diabolik Lovers and Doki Doki Literature Club

I will write any of the following: smut (all characters WILL be aged up), fluff, crack/joke, specific plot, angst, HC's, BL, GL

Do not expect me to write any of the following: intense gore scene, sexual themes that are disturbing to most people and anything that will get me banned for a specific and obvious reason.

I accept requests for any character from any of the fandoms I have named :)

[dragonsfell]

This would far from be her first encounter with any kind of ilk that fed off of blood. One distinct memory comes to her when a vampire had been invited into the company of Gorion's ward; Hexxat, whom she had spent many a night waiting for the vampiress to sink her teeth into someone's neck. Ready with her blade to slay the monster, yet she had not drawn then. The vampire died becoming mortal, but that's not the tale or reason for her thinking now.

Jaheira holds her tongue, perhaps in her old age, sparing Dronia a moment to defend herself. In another time, she may have had roots entangle her feet while she draw her blades. Yet she stays from that, because Dronia had the tieflings to vouch for her. That much was true and with this Absolute cult amassing, along with that weapon she carried which killed the tadpole she had kept for sussing out true souls; her movement is paused.

However, she holds her stance with crossed arms and hard line for eyebrows, a tight lip as she judges. MY HEART STILL BEATS ⸻ ❝ Ah, that would be called a dhampir, no? ❞ Schemantics is what she would have called it, her younger self especially wouldn't fuss over them. ❝ It matters not the word or division. ❞

The definition or word really didn't matter, what mattered was what she did with her thirst. Once, she may have believed that kind of hunger devoided someone of their soul. Except Jaheira has lived a many long years where she has sent people prove otherwise.

❝ It matters what you do with that hungry, that is what is true. I have seen many a strange thing by all means you should have tentacles and cut down, you should be joining the lunatics in Moonrise Tower, faithful to the Absolute. ❞

Yet she wasn't, and so stays her blade. Jaheira drops her guarded stance, because they were in desparate times and she had to trust her along with the company that she kept. ❝ You are not the first blood fiend who has tried to control their thirst. You already had the benefit of doubt, Dronia, and that stays true. ❞

The Harpers had Isobel, so not all was hopeless without Dronia and her company. They could carry on without them, but if Jaheira had to talk odds. It was slim, and she liked their chances with more weapons in their arsenal.

❝ Fight it, your thirst, but do you have plans for if you fail? ❞ It's a grim question, she knows, but it came with a vital answer. Jaheira's already made up that she will trust her, at least she had to, because they had a greater battle to fight against.

This was going swimmingly, the two leaders of the different factions already butting heads. Well, not quite, Dronia didn't want a confrontation, her mind was already a mess as is, but Jaheira didn't trust her. That wasn't going to go well for any of them. But how could she convince her that she was safe when she wasn't even sure about that? She'd spent the last few days hiding away from everyone afraid of herself more than anything else they'd faced so far. Maybe Jaheira was right to distrust her.

To fear her.

Or maybe that was the others, maybe Jaheira only had resentment or animosity toward her kind. Gods, she hates even thinking in those terms. Her kind. They weren't her kind or her kin. They were abominations, Astarion aside, and she was determined to kill every last one that had attacked her village, ending with Demasc Volkar who she'd slaughter herself if she didn't die trying.

Surely her behavior since arriving hadn't helped anything. That first night she had felt paranoid, a sense that something was very, very wrong and she couldn't shake it. Only for her body to undergo a painful transformation into this. Jaheira had no reason to trust her.

"No! I didn't die! My heart is still beating. I'm alive." In some capacity at any rate. She grasped at her head, teeth grit in frustration. Control yourself, Dronia. "Look, I didn't know... I barely survived the attack, I dragged myself to a friend's house in a neighboring Dale. He saved me, gave me something to drink for my injuries. But I ran out of it in the Shadow Cursed Lands and..." She chewed at her bottom lip. "I won't feed on your Harpers, I have no desire to feed on anyone, just animals. Astarion will behave too. Please believe me. The tieflings can vouch for us, we saved them."

[josukebrainrot]

4&13 not sfw prompts for our baby josuke?? i honestly relate with you, josuke is just miam we love him <33 ty !!

a/n: yall really like to kill me, also this was very fem at first but it turned gendered netural so all my homies can enjoy this. also I wrote this in a normal writing format no hc/bullet point format so, tell me how I did.

warnings: not sfw, hinted at sex, hand over mouth, foreplay, hinted at voyeurism/forced masturbastion

prompt(s): 4) “You’d better be quiet if you don’t want to get caught.” + 13) “Touch yourself for me.”

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

nothing can explain how this started. one second you and josuke were playing playing video games. the next you two were mouths on mouths, hands on skin. nimble fingers tugging, pulling, sliding oh so down

it took until you started tugging at his jacket for josuke to pull away from you whining.

“what? you’re no fun” his lip pouting.

at this point you were in his lap, hands wrapped about your waist “josuke, please. too many layers”

he laughs before he started pulling off his jacket and white shirt leaving himself in his yellow undershirt

“seee there” he teases before pulling you over and tugged on your clothes. “now, it’s your turn”

he tugged you in to kiss you. his hands went to your shirt and pulled it off then they went down to your waistband. your hand stopped him.

“hey,” he soothes, his hand shooting up to cup your cheek. “I’m sorry did I take to far?”

“no you just shocked me” his eyes looked for anything in yours. he saw nothing out of the ordinary.

“Are you sure?"

“yes, josuke”

That’s when he put a hand behind your head, the other on the small of your back, and turned you over and on to the ground. “good”

kissing your neck as he shimmied whatever you were wearing down your legs. he smiled against your neck hearing you mewl.

his hand palmed your most sensitive area making a moan rip through you. “hey, hey”

he putting his hand over your mouth. “You’d better be quiet if you don’t want to get caught.”

right his mom was in one of the next rooms. she could all the expletives her son and his partner were doing at this very moment if she was close by. you nod as he moves his hand away from your mouth.

his hand currently on your underwear moved to removed them as he gawked in the most lowkey way possible.

“wow,” he breathed as he flicked his eyes to yours from above. “it’s like the first time all over again”

he chuckled seeing you try to curl up into yourself and to cover your face. his hands going to stop you. “hey, why are you embarrassed?”

you didn’t answer, he knew why. he liked seeing the effect he has on you by the saying things like that. things that will have you bothered in more ways than one.

“you’re embarrassing. you know that”

“oh, so I’m embarrassing” his hand started gripping one of yours that was going to cover your face, then he started dragging it down. way down. “okay then, touch yourself for me.”

[it-happened-one-fic]

Nothing to Gain - Azul

Author Notes: I'm honestly not sure how I feel about this fic. Part of me really likes and another part of me.... Either way, I decided I might as well post it since I really didn't know what I wanted to post for this week. This fic was written while I listened to "Whataya Want From Me" by Adam Lambert which definitely affected the overall tone of this fic. As per usual, reader is gender neutral. I hope you enjoy!

Type: Gender-netural reader/ fluff/ some angst/ pining/ romance/ mentions of Octavinelle and Scarabia overblot so spoilers for those chapters

Word Count: 1820

There was something frightening about relying on others. It was something that Azul had noticed before and was the reason he preferred to surround himself with only the most reliable individuals. 

He could rely on them, and they could rely on him.

But his overblot had shaken him to his core. He’d questioned even his most basic beliefs about himself, and, to be honest, he still wasn’t entirely sure what to think of the events of that day.

However, neither Jade nor Floyd had changed their opinions of him or abandoned him after that day, as he’d feared they would. Instead, they remained by his side, as they always did. But there was a benefit to being there. Even after his overblot, Azul was still housewarden and had a say in how the Octavinelle dorm was run.

There might be some cost, but the benefit was great enough that the twins stayed, and Azul was comfortable with that. He understood it. 

What he didn’t understand was you. 

You stood nothing to gain by being kind to him and supporting him. If you were a normal person, you would either attempt to blackmail him or avoid him. Only allowing enough interaction to show how much you detested him for what he’d put you through.

But you apparently weren’t a normal person. Because you stayed by him and helped him through the aftermath of the overblot. 

Soothing the fleeing students whom he’d robbed of their spells and talents. Assuring them that all was well and such a thing wouldn’t occur again. Reminding them what a good, competent housewarden he was.

It hadn’t been easy, and it had taken you, Jade, Floyd, and Azul all working together to cover up everything that had happened and finally put his overblot to rest. And the entire time you were there, it made him nervous.

But at least after it was done, you would leave. That only made sense. There was no reason for you to stay past that point.

Azul had surmised that you must just be one of those people who liked to see their work done. Sort of like Jack, who’d been with you since the very start, even though he quite obviously had a distaste for both Azul and the tweels.

And, as expected, Jack left as soon as everything was settled. He had no further business with Octavinelle, and all was well on that front. But you didn’t leave.

Rather, you kept appearing in the very fringes of Azul’s vision. Smiling and offering a wave that was always returned by at least one of the tweels, as Azul found himself faltering.

Why were you still here? There was nothing to gain.

By the time winter break had come, he’d come up with a new plan and explanation for your strange behavior. You were always around because you wanted remuneration for your services. That made sense.

Having the tweels offer you a place to stay over winter break with an ever-benevolent warning about the fee was easy enough. An offer for your payment that wasn’t grounded in worry for the fact you were staying in the most run-down building on campus, no matter what Floyd said.

But you hadn’t accepted, and Azul was lost once more. You’d turned the offer down with a fond smile, joking that you didn’t want a bill like the one his offer would mean hanging over your head.

But that was that. Azul was sure he wouldn’t hear anything from you, at least until the next school year had begun. And by then, he would surely have figured out what it was that you wanted.

But he did hear from you. You’d quite literally crashed into the Mostro Lounge, landing in a heap on the ground. Covered in sand and trembling in fear as you’d looked up at the horde of angry Scarabia students that had come to collect you.

And Azul repaid you right then and there. He’d shielded you from those who’d sought you out and handled that matter promptly. 

It wasn’t as if there had been no reward for his actions after all. He’d assured himself that this was all just to get information on how, exactly, you’d managed to upset the students of Scarabia.

And that had led to another debacle, not entirely unlike what had happened to him. Jamil’s overblot.

Despite what Jade and Floyd may have teasingly suggested, Azul knew he’d only assisted you to give himself an in to winning over Jamil. And as for you spending the night safely in Octavinelle under his and the tweels protection for free one night…. That was just another part of his plan. Nothing odd at all.

By the end of the winter break, he’d repaid you, now had a perfectly good excuse to seek Jamil out for conversation, and everything was as it should be.

Or rather, it should have been.

Some part of Azul had seemed to grow cold when he’d seen you run into Ace and Deuce’s arms just after the Scarabia overblot, though. Perfectly happy to leave him behind in favor of your two friends.

And now Azul was having to question himself. Why did that upset him? He’d wanted you gone and handled because there had been no reason for you to be around him. Your lingering had made no sense, and his moroseness was equally ridiculous.

…. Right? Azul wasn’t expecting much as the next term started. He was fully prepared to go back to the way things were. With you hardly ever noticing his presence, while he would do his very best to ignore yours.

But he didn’t have to ignore you. Because as soon as he saw you in the hallway, you were turning to look his way. A smile on your face and a hand raised in cheerful greeting.

And suddenly Azul was frightened. What did you want? Why did you seem so happy to see him when you had your friends right by your side?

There was no benefit to staying near him, and you had seen him at his weakest, lowest, and most vile. So shouldn’t you want to have nothing to do with him?

He’d overblotted and attacked not only you but your friends. There was no reason to look so happy in this instance.

In his confusion, Azul found himself walking towards you quickly. Stopping as you looked at him with a slightly startled expression.

“Angelfish, if we might talk,” He started before glancing at both of the young men who flanked you with confused expressions that matched yours, save the wariness in their eyes. 

“Alone,” He finished a little more firmly than he’d intended, but if you noticed, you didn’t react.

Instead, you just nodded, a slightly uncertain smile appearing on your face as you responded, “Okay.” 

You waved off your two obviously concerned friends and followed Azul without a single concern. Only confusion.

Like you really did trust him. Like you really weren’t concerned in the slightest by his reputation or the things you knew that he did.

As if his past actions didn’t bother you and you weren’t the slightest bit upset by how he’d attempted to shoo you away with paltry offerings.

And it frightened Azul. He didn’t know what you wanted, and he didn’t know what he wanted. 

It was only once he was sure it was only the two of you that he turned to face you once more. Dropping any facade he had of confidence the very moment his eyes met yours.

“What do you want from me?” His voice quivered slightly, but he stood firm as you looked at him with utter confusion.

But then, as if you saw something in the depths of his pale blue eyes, your expression shifted to one of concern for him, and you stepped closer. Your voice dropping to a whisper that was perfectly filled with loving worry and that only made Azul feel more lost than he had before, “Azul? What do you mean?”

Azul had lived the entire first part of his life in the very deepest part of the ocean, but he knew that in this moment he was well beyond his depth.

Because suddenly all Azul could really think was that he didn’t want to let you down. Not when, as your simplistic question had just evidenced, you’d never been with him for any ulterior motive.

No, you stayed for a reason that Azul himself was only just now beginning to understand. You stayed because you cared for Azul, and that was enough.

And, looking back, Azul knew all those things he’d done in the past…. Offering you a room in Octavinelle for a fee only to waive that fee the very moment you’d appeared in front of him, frightened and covered in sand��. All of that had been him not wanting you to come to harm. 

Because even after seeing him at his most shameful, you hadn’t judged him as weak, untalented, or anything less. Instead, you looked at him like he had just as much worth as anyone else here.

And you genuinely cared for him. In your own way, you’d been supporting him ever since then, as he leaned on you without even realizing it.

Knowing all of that now, it felt wrong to ask you what you wanted. Because was it really you that wanted something, or was it him?

You continued to look at him, worriedly searching his eyes for an answer as one of your hands reached up to cup his cheek, “Azul?” Your voice was so soft, and it nearly broke him as he realized exactly how wonderful you were and how it didn’t make any sense for you to be here with him when he was so perfectly broken.

But he inhaled, a smile working its way onto his face as he let his hand cover your own, “I’m sorry, Angelfish. I… Just don’t give up on me yet.”

Your eyes widened as his hand wrapped around yours and pulled it from his face before squeezing it lightly, “I’m having to work all of this out and…”

He trailed off, faltering as he searched for words, but you only smiled. Shaking your head slightly before you responded, “No, I understand. You need time, and what happened to you… It messed you up.”

Azul nodded, half-touched that you could still be so understanding despite the confusing circumstances he’d put you in, and half-disappointed in himself.

Because he could only hope that you would keep appearing in peripheral vision and helping him get through the difficult days.

And he would do his best. He was slowly coming to understand what it was to care for someone without a cost-benefit relationship. And even if he didn’t know exactly what he wanted from you, he would with time, and he would repay you tenfold for everything you’d given him.

[supercriminalbean]

Just relax.

Aaron Hotchner X GN!Reader (AFAB)

Gender netural reader (They/them pronouns, no gendered petnames, mainly just AFAB due to he enter them, that's all)

Warnings: Minors fuck off DNI. 18 plus. Sex. Cute sex. Fluff. Swearing. Begging. This was just cute and I wanna suck his neck. I will never apologise.

Summary: Kissing and sucking Aaron's beautiful neck while riding him in his office.

Words: 1.4k

A/N: first smut and I went with cute and not much smut so my bad but other piece are not innocent so opps. Um enjoy.

You're not entirely sure how a horrible day has ended up like this. Currently you’re in your boss's office, the man you're in a secret relationship with. But his blinds and door are wide open and anyone could see you sucking on his neck as you grind against his lap. Luckily it's after hours and you're pretty sure you two are the only ones left on the floor. Normally you two would wait until you’re at least inside his car before touching each other, but not today. This week’s case, having been based in DC, meant you didn’t have to travel but you still didn’t have the chance to see Aaron at all. You two created this relationship at first, just for sex to be a causal stress relief but after spending a little too much time together. Feeling enveloped and maybe that's how you two became so good at reading each other.

~~~

You know it had hit him hard, the elements of the case bringing back bad memories for him, let alone just the normal stress of being the team leader of the BAU. You could tell he was becoming stressed and pent up during the end of the case, the way he was carrying his shoulder. The tension in his jaw you couldn't keep your eyes off the way he would clench it, mainly because it would make the muscle in his neck pop and, god do you love that neck muscle of his. Your favourite part of his neck, is the fact of how sensitive it is to touch and how whimpery he gets when you touch it. You know its wrong but that's all you could think about when he was interrogating the unsub. When he was leaning over the unsub, bent down beside him, his face filled with anger and hatred while speaking made his neck pop, and it was making you weak at the knees. When you could finally drag your eyes off his neck, and slowly down his back you couldn’t help but be concerned about all the stress he is holding. Promising yourself that once this case is over, you’re going to take care of him, let him know that it's time to relax, and somehow, that brings you to now.

~~~

It's almost two in the morning, the last team member left just under an hour ago. You have been waiting for a while before you make your way up to Aarons office. Knocking lightly before walking straight in, his door already open. He doesn’t even bother looking up when you enter, already knowing who and why you are there.

“I’m almost done and then we can go” He sighs, his eyes staying fixate on the paper he is writing. 

“You better be finishing soon Aaron” You smile softly, taking in his tired form as you walk over to him. You place a hand gently on his shoulders turning him around just enough for you to climb on to his lap. Resulting in a small huff followed by a soft smile, his arm wrapping your waist helping pull you on him properly so you won't fall off.

“I need to concentrate hunny” He whispers softly, as you rest your head on his chest.

“No, we need to rest” You argue, moving your head to the crook of his neck.

“I know we need to relax but I still have work” Aaron smiles sadly looking down at you in his lap, wishing he could just forget about work tonight.

“No, you need to relax” You mumble against his neck. The vibrations against his neck makes him swallow lightly, taking a breath as he rubs your back.

“Soon” Is all he gets to whisper back before you start kissing his neck. A whimper leaves his lips as you kiss down his neck. Trying to find that spot that you know will make him a mess. You know you have found it when he closes his eyes, groaning softly allowing his shoulder to roll back, leaning into the chair. One of his arms stays wrapped around your waist, his other hand finally drops his pen and makes its way up to your hair. His fungers running through your hair softly as he tilts his head giving you more access. Hearing his soft whimpers while you feel him grow underneath you, has never sounded so hot before. You slowly start moving your hips over him, grinding your core against his growing member. 

~~~

You leave hickeys all over his neck, enjoying the soft whimpers and groans this man is making. Moving your hips over him slowly, enjoying the slow, closeness of tonight's pace, enjoying the way he’s becoming a whimpering mess underneath you. Your hands run over his shoulder, liking the way they have relaxed, still feeling the tension in them knowing you can deal better with that at home, you don't think too much about it.

“You're so good for me baby, relaxing so well aren’t you” You whisper softly, coming to nibble on his ear. Your hand coming up to play with his hair.

“I need you, please” He whimpers, his hand sliding down to play with the hem of your shirt.

“Aw my poor baby, need me so badly don’t you” Smirking softly, pulling away to face him properly.

“I want you to ride me, just like this” Aaron huffs out, breathless, biting his lip looking at you with puppy dog eyes.

“Right here in your office, so bad sir” You giggle softly, placing your lips on his.

“Only for you” He mumbles into the kiss, pulling your top off and throwing it across the room. Shaking your head, laughing softly as you pull yourself off his lap earning a whine in response, his hands trying to keep you there.

“If you want me to ride you, my love, then I need to undress plus someone needs to close the door” Laughing softly as you see his smile return, riddening his own shirt. Quickly you close his office door, before pulling the rest of your clothes off. 

~~~

As soon as you both are naked you make your way back over to him, climbing back on to his lap, taking his cock in your hand lining yourself up with him. Slowly you lower yourself down on him, bothing groaning quietly in pleasure, his arm wraps around you again. Leaning into him again, you hide your face in the crook of his neck, staying still for a minute enjoying the closeness, the way he strokes your hair. In time you start to ride him, moaning faintly kissing Aaron neck as you ride him, listening closely as he groans the sounds just dripping from his lips encouraging you to go faster. It doesn’t take you both long to reach your high, he could feel you clench around him, feeling you slow down as you grow tired. He leans forward, pressing his lips against your neck again.

“It's okay hunny I got it” He whispers sweetly as he sucks on your neck before thrusting up into you, hitting your spot.

“Oh fuck, Aaron” You moan out, leaning into his the arm wrapped around you as you cum hard around him, squeezing him tightly. He can’t help but move faster now, cumming inside you, filling you up nicely. 

~~~

You both sit there for a moment, breathing heavily as you calm down from the highs. Your face is still hiding inside the crook of his neck, breathing in his scent as you play with his hair. He slides out of you slowly, earning a small whimper from you. Both his arms come to wrap around your waist, he rocks you gently as you both calm down.

“Thank you” He mumbles against your forehead, pressing his lips to leave a kiss.

“Don’t thank me, my love, you need to relax” You whisper sleepy. “When we get back to yours, I can give you a massage because you need to de-stress your muscles” 

“Tomorrow, we can do that tomorrow, tonight let's just sleep” Aaron chuckles softly, watching as you struggle to stay awake.

“Fine, but we still need to shower and cuddle first” You argue before you slowly slide off his lap.

“Of course darling” He smiles watching you closely, wondering how he got so lucky with you.